Video Ends when I LOVE Myself (I hate myself)

[@NameName-qw7ip]

first adhd, then self-esteem, failboat is just using his chat to improve his life. he’s a genius

[@YourAverageRock]

The start of a top comment

[@turbo8584]

top comment moment

[@xfhhf-r2i]

Here before two people come here and start a fight that will make this comment thread have 200 pissed off commebts

[@ASTRONEER-pp1dk]

@@xfhhf-r2i im going to start it, politics

[@xfhhf-r2i]

@@ASTRONEER-pp1dk how dare you politic I am offended

[@JayMoji]

thanks for checking in on me buddy

[@De_an]

Glad to know the beef is gone ❤

[@jstar3382]

you're so late Jay, have you been in a slump over something?

[@FSoJG28597]

Hey Jay!

[@ElDiabli]

Wassup

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Nice to know the controversy is over.

[@zxsnake0]

Okay, but why was the phone call with Pointcrow actually so wholesome? Eric sounded genuinely happy that Dan was checking up on him

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

When they were talking about getting dinner, I was legit smiling

[@Funnidud329]

@@zxsnake0 he became hacker, he has 666 likes

[@afeefayden474]

690 cool edit: it's no longer 690

[@ghost_of_the_basement]

#Backtothelab

[@insaknighty]

that's the power of friendship :)

[@thedrybone9323]

The music changing to the underwater variation when Fail drinks water like at 1:43 is my favorite thing ever now

[@turbo8584]

cool a new top comment

[@preppy_eve]

I just noticed ur right!

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea it’s nice

[@lefishe8189]

Also at 3:32

[@greghacker72]

I like

[@Random-ky8we]

For anyone wondering what the phone number links to at 15:54 it links to a Mcdonald's in Kentucky

[@astrodude_87]

Maybe their mom works there :)

[@Random-ky8we]

@@astrodude_87 Or maybe their mother IS the mcdonald's

[@appointmenteer]

laughed out loud when i saw that. why that specific mcdonalds lmao

[@dropfish3109]

@@Random-ky8wetheir mama so fat she became a mcdonalds (fucking gottem)

[@meptune0335]

@@appointmenteermaybe it’s their local mcdonald’s? idk

[@berthierduquet8444]

The fact that when chat picked remove toxic people from your life he just chose his best friend, man couldn’t feel more like a redemption arc

[@Growingcrazy8]

I was expecting him to remove the chat

[@Colton-c7c]

I am depressed he picked jaymoji to remove

[@pineball43]

16:06 “mods, kill their mothers” might be one of the most funny out of pocket quotes from recent failboat videos

[@joeym1230]

XD

[@B3nCastle]

Haven’t laughed so loud in a while now

[@konkurer775]

I read this right before he said it and if I didn't I would has spit my drink out in laughter. Thank you for saving me

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Fail hates mothers Except his own mom

[@Unluckydood]

Pointcrow GENUINELY thought he was having a good normal conversation with Failboat, I feels so bad for him 😭😭

[@RayDragonM]

Why did this stream actually make me feel a lot better about myself when I first saw it live. I see Dan having fun and I think “Man, if he could do that than so could I!” Even if it’s just for a bit, I did really need that. That’s my streamer!! Thank you, Daniel!

[@darkexo3845]

I know an internet stranger's words probably mean nothing to you or seem like a lie but I am genuinely proud of you!

[@turbo8584]

FAIL BOAT FOR #PRESIDENT

[@captainblue5096]

Genuinely wanna call my friends just because Mr. Daniel Failboat had another simple idea.

[@cardboardking577]

Aye

[@RayDragonM]

@@darkexo3845 thank you! 🫶

[@shiny6723]

“I decided to make my mental health a public spectacle” as every KZbinr does 😂

[@turbo8584]

not every

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

it's not even just youtubers at this point (I am very open about my depression BUT HEY THE INTERNET HELPS)

[@ZorrotheArtist]

That lettuce feels like a Jerma bit. How. Just how.

[@pikanachuster4032]

Legit the wholesomeness of the video was such a surprise but that's my streamer! I hope Dan got the appointments he needed. Next stream we'll get him scheduled in with a dentist :D

[@catfluff85]

I feel like that is the most subtle roast I've ever read

[@Cknowmore]

Daniel. Things like drinking water and removing toxic people from your life is good in respectful moderation and shouldn't be done over and over for a stream bit. That's actually BAD for your health!

[@nicothiel1709]

Exactly, thats what makes this difficult

[@ASTRONEER-pp1dk]

Exactly, that's what makes this difficult

[@ttahadrianex]

That’s actually BAD for your health!

[@roaringthunder115]

Exactly, that’s what makes this difficult!

[@fernoagent8581]

Wheres your noteblock pfp ?

[@Helios810]

hearing Failboat actively sounding more and more cheery throughout the video is actually very satisfying to see

[@HeroponSuperT]

9:40 the “Ha Ha” from Chat is really funny. It probably wasn’t even something added to the video, it was just Chat being their normal Chatty selves

[@nate-xp6zk]

12:34 i love how the lettuce blends with the green screen so its like hes eating part of the game

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I love how I’m not the only one who realized that.

[@FoxyARYT]

5:10 this entire interaction got like a genuine "Awww!" and laugh out of me. I love seeing people be friends with each other. :)

[@ryanspalding6524]

the most funny part about this stream isnt the main joke being chat "helping" fail mental health, its the fact it actually worked and i think fail should do this again.

[@Devourer6594]

The first infinite length KZbin video, I'm excited

[@OmegaKerfusFromVotv]

you just violated him

[@amberssick]

can’t wait

[@SunkItUp]

Sounds about right…

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

Ironically, he probably ended up hitting the “average amount of water per day” the health people recommend. (But seriously, why do they tell us to drink so much water?)

[@xfhhf-r2i]

I think maybe because it’s healthy maybe

[@i-am-linja]

If you're eating the recommended amount of fibre, that's how much water you'll _want_ to drink anyway. If not, that much will just pass right through. As with all things, no one figure gives the whole story.

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

@ …huh. No wonder I’m so skinny.

[@FoxDog1080]

​@@xfhhf-r2iit can't possibly be healthy to drink more water than I eat food in a day

[@i-am-linja]

@@FoxDog1080 You are literally an aqueous solution. You _are_ water. And your turnover rate of water is higher than anything else. So yes, more water than food is healthy.

[@TCK7890]

who would have thought that a text to speech voice and 1000 people can create such an interesting character

[@Shrewdilus]

I was the one that recommended deep breathing (though Dan ended up just hyperventilating) and made Chatty Dee say “all that’s left is to beat Bowser”

[@TCK7890]

@@Shrewdiluswhat does that have to do with this conversation

[@ThEspectrum20]

​@@TCK7890Its a cell of the hive mind that is "Chat Waddle Dee"

[@TCK7890]

@@ThEspectrum20 oh i thought it was called little chatty

[@TCK7890]

Little chatty vs chatty dee vs chat

[@RayDragonM]

I was literally watching Failboat’s Miitopia 3DS series as he just drops this video, a video where he happens to be playing Bowser’s Fury, a game which also has a lot of *cat* insignias. *Ironic, isn’t it?* :)

[@ConnorDyer-sq4en]

*jay and dan having a good call* Dan: So do you think I reconected with me as a friend? Jay: I guess- *Dan hangs up*

[@MocaHere]

there's something i realized not too long ago, and seeing failboat realize it as well makes me feel so validated, you can genuinely just TALK to people, like, you dont need to have a reason, or a favour to ask, it doesnt matter if you havent talked in forever, most of your friends will genuinely appreciate you checking up on them and will enjoy your company, its insane.

[@JustArthurz]

@@MocaHere thanks for making me realize as well

[@jadaw644]

5:36 It sounds like he's conducting a survey. 😂 Pointcrow's pause feels like "When You Realize Your Friendship is a Bit." (this is a joke, I know there's no hard feelings, I just thought it was funny.)

[@wolfythereject]

6:50 - 7:20 Dan getting ghosted by Jay then immediately "cutting Jay out of his life" was absolutely hilarious to me

[@blakksheep736]

19:12 I deeply enjoy this shot of a giant fireball slowly descending onto Mario's in the back while Fail pieces together a text. 😅😆

[@theominouspigeon]

you should love yourself NOW

[@dogmax.]

I was just about to comment that xd

[@FancyExplains77]

You are worth SOMETHING!

[@thatoneguy487]

Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL purpose!

[@FancyExplains77]

🌩️⚡️🙂👍⚡️🌩️

[@SillyGoomy]

i should HATE myself!

[@toptextbottomtext1454]

21:50 The music change to His World brought back so many good memories

[@gevotronprime]

Meanwhile in animal crossing, the sounds from this video travel throughout island Denny's. A dead but familiar face inside of the ground manipulates the wind itself to serve as a sentences echo blowing into your ear. "So I hear you wanted to reconnect with an old friend"

[@Lolyeet]

ALL HAIL EYEA

[@utamari]

HAIL EYEA

[@JUMPYCOOL]

EYEA

[@saiche100]

NOOOOO

[@Lolyeet]

@@saiche100 YEEEEEEES (=

[@DinoDude65600]

16:31 "who needs therapy?... ME!" that cracked me up man.

[@HeyItsMoonlite]

12:34 I love that the lettuce is green screened too 😂

[@aidencook5524]

he ATE the mario level

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Fail, you have gotten so far in life, and in the youtube community. Your first video was 13 years ago, and yet you have succeeded in subscribers. So long story short... YOU'RE DOIN' GOOD, LAD!😄👍

[@Elcomedia40k]

5:09 i love how he actually thought Failboat genuinely wanted to casually hang out with him, and he genuinely just wanted to hang out sometime

[@jstar3382]

it's hard to do that because they live on opposite sides of the country

[@Funnidud329]

12:34 OH GOD HE'S EATING THE GAME OR GREEN SCREEN

[@Finalizor]

That is incorrect he is actually eating the fabric of reality

[@Funnidud329]

Pon

[@bernardoquintas5993]

3:31 Noteblock putting the Beach Bowl Underwater varient while Failboat was drinking water was very cool

[@SubSonicTwT]

Daniel. Things like drinking water and removing toxic people from your life is good in respectful moderation and shouldn't be done over and over again for a stream bit. That's actually BAD for your health! edit: holy cannoli he predicted exactly what i would say i cant believe it guys

[@Blue-fg8vt]

You clown. You jester.

[@Hariol_]

3:50 No Dan, actually how? That's such a weird thing to just have sitting at your streaming setup for no reason... Like, why.... For my own sanity I choose to believe the account that brought it up was a plant.

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

“I’m surprised this video…ends.” I’m surprised too, like how the heck did chat even manage to pull that off?

[@Mr-7001]

YOU SHOULD CALL ETCE OR VERNIAS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THEM HUH DANIEL

[@Thecacodemomaniaccrow]

OR FYRUS AND GGABRIEL GAMING

[@shockergaming1194]

I somehow was not expecting to see you here, hi Mr.7001!

[@Mr-7001]

@ yooo I know this guy!

[@MMWill21]

2:21 Way of Kings?!?! Heck yeah!

[@End9am3]

Personal favorite book series. Just don't think failboat has the attention span for this book

[@battlecatperson9456]

I read it a few years ago very good book

[@Cletus99]

THE WAY OF KINGS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 SANDERSON THE GOAT 🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢🔊🔉

[@MMWill21]

@@battlecatperson9456 you ever get to the other books in the series?

[@tol_ghost]

Let's gooo,I'm on my third reread of the stormlight archive

[@MitoNova583]

as a person in the last month of this current college semester, I wish I could have chat bring around a tulpa of themselves to dictate my self-care habits

[@fernoagent8581]

you shoud eat some lettuce

[@Kris_and_fluff]

Time to reconnect with a friend =)

[@toomanydum4084]

h y d r a t e

[@toonlink5399]

Hey, Failboat. Just want to let you know that you’re awesome and that I will always love your content no matter what. Your videos have changed my life (I know, it’s kinda surprising), and I hope that you keep posting funny videos for all of us to enjoy. I know you probably won’t see this, and that’s fine if you don’t but you’re the best KZbinr I’ve ever watched. Keep it up, man!

[@omegahacker5798]

he saw it.

[@toonlink5399]

@@omegahacker5798 I know, and I’m so happy he did! He actually saw it a couple seconds after I posted the comment!

[@savageratentertainment]

I wish I had friends that close to the point where if you just call randomly especially for a live stream and no one expects a thing lol or plays along. though will say this was actually wholesome for all that was worth

[@spoofersgaming]

Honestly I thought removing toxic people from your life was gonna be banning a random chat member

[@jackohmsford]

Oh, interesting choice for the book option. Haven't seen The Way of Kings in a while!

[@inventor75]

STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES MENTIONED!!!! THE BOAT HAS GOOD TASTE!!!!

[@primarch0138]

It is such a good series

[@EditsShemdits]

I gasped when he showed the book

[@Grilled-cheeses]

So glad to see your taking care of yourself now! My mom will be waiting for that call soon xoxo ☺️

[@bodgethemechanic]

for 23:01 he was depressed and on the edge of suicide, so glad he got out of it!

[@toonlink5399]

@@bodgethemechanic wait, really?! Nooooo! I don’t want Fail to die. He’s way too funny and awesome!

[@supercamborg4218]

Wait what actually?

[@jwyatt]

3:19 "At what point do I stop reading-" "Cease."

[@tyronecrossman5014]

When i first saw this video pop up, my dyslexia kicked in and I read the length as 20.40.50 I thought it would go on and ON

[@Unluckydood]

Chat went from patient to therapist after one session, I’m so proud of their growth

[@CaptainAOrange]

18:09 "My name is Daniel, it's to meet you"

[@qbertsandy1367]

Failboat has ate on stream: Pasta Peanut butter Lettuce Sakuraco sponsored stuff We need to continue.

[@bukenator0788]

His brand has grown so much that he's outsourcing personal wellness. P.S. Noteblock cooked HARD

[@IonTurcan-j1b]

4:01 bro really said: /give @s lettuce

[@Pablomemes36]

Daniel. Things like drinking water and removing toxic people from your life is good in respectful moderation and shouldn’t be done over and over again for a steam bit. That’s actually BAD for your health!

[@WooperTrooper912]

You’ve reconnected, but at what cost. 10:05

[@sp0onforksp0rk]

19:49 unrelated but one of Dan's strings on his guitar might be untuned (Also that looks like the same model my dad had at one point?? color and all)

[@ologoto3584]

i’m sure it will be fine😁 not like he has a video today

[@sp0onforksp0rk]

@ologoto3584 he what

[@lagrush9039]

The greenscreen lettuce is pretty funny Also playing his world at the end was fitting

[@Cknowmore]

17:38 Noteblock is devious for that b-roll

[@stellanovaluna]

THE WAY OF KINGS?!?! I LOVE THE WAY OF KINGS!!! IVE READ EVERY BRANDON SANDERSON BOOK THERE IS IVE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE ONLINE BEFORE WHO READS BRANDON SANDERSON

[@hookitiri]

His World at the end really sparked something in me, like this truly was a dramatic and excessively interesting and thoughtful journey or smth. Very good vid, glad you've bettered yourself with L E T T U C E

[@GamingCreed47]

Jay playing along with the bit was hilarious.

[@TCK7890]

What bit

[@Veilure]

2:18 SANDERSON MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

[@BlastFromTheGhast]

Wake up babe, Wincar’s evil twin uploaded.

[@rockinggamerdude]

???

[@hotmariolink]

​@@rockinggamerdude see the joke is opposite of fail is win, and boat is car

[@octanproductions6492]

​​@@rockinggamerdudeAllow me to be a Wiki article for you: Wincar/Wincar301 is Failboat/Failboat103's brother from his old Minecraft youtube series "Legacy of the Scythe," he made roughly 12 years ago, later appearing in several seemingly canon fanmade works by BagelBandit087 revolving around the video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

[@octanproductions6492]

​@@hotmariolinkYeah, pretty much.

[@enderziad8411]

And the secret triplet participationplane😃

[@thewoofalo631]

Brandon Sanderson is such a good author, stormlight archive is a really good series, would recommend.

[@worldssmallestdestron7819]

2:18 no way I have that book! 'tis a goodie.

[@davidzea-smith1417]

That was not only fun and funny, but also mentally refreshing.

[@Door227]

17:33 DAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!?!

[@JUMPYCOOL]

That’s what I’m asking

[@smore_is_a_belle1405]

I would assume this is recent based on that one other video with Jay and his partner and Jay making fun of him not having a partner himself, unless I’m remembering the video wrong.

[@ologoto3584]

@@smore_is_a_belle1405THINGS HAVE CHANGED AND FATHER IS GOING AWAY ON HOMYMON

[@bostoncheesecake6776]

20:21 WHY IS RIEBECK ON COCAINE?! Seriously, it’s awesome knowing a large KZbinr recognizes Outer Wilds! (Also this vid has me in stitches bro)

[@levelflame740]

The idea is simple: I am depressed, now fix it

[@PeterP616]

I loved the interaction between you and Eric, that was so freaking wholesome and it genuinely made me smile from ear to ear

[@stefanspelt3578]

17:55 Jerry? Jerry! Jerry Attricks, yeah can i get Daniel some therapy? Hold the clobbering.

[@iamsushi1056]

I love that Jay is so able to immediately pivot and commit to a new bit on the spot

[@Staticblox]

The Idea is simple: Failboat pays for the most complex therapy session of his life

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Ah yes. Sanderson. The perfect way to relax, definately no depression, suspicion, murder, or MPD to be found there :) Sidenote, how long has there been a Failbabe?

[@madhuri1969]

Seeing Father and Pointcrow interact like that brought me immense joy, mental health + 1

[@EmilyMatthews-zw5lk]

Changing the beach music to the underwater versions when dan is hydrating is genius

[@carbonsobeans]

It would have been funnier for the doctors appointment or the therapy session. "The idea is simple I need help"

[@PabloXd508]

The fact that the night I decided to watch this was the one I randomly decided to reflect and think in depth about my life for what I think is the first time in my life, my apparent unconciousness about it until this year, about my personality, my overall shyness and how has it affected my relationships with others (specially my friendship with some friends I unironically haven't talked to for a whole year), and how I can possibly reconect with them and change my ways to be a better, not shy person is really absurd and even helpful to me Thank you, Daniel Failboat ❤

[@thisisbryden]

10:59 I got an ad just as he said "No" and the first word of the ad was "No"

[@halloweenlover1031]

the idea is simple: (construct the idea in the replies)

[@henrybauer2956]

Yes it is

[@YoshiTheGamer64]

I decided to make my health a public spectacle

[@Guineapig090]

👍

[@Squincy.B]

Every time Father drinks water…

[@thezdude-x8]

He needs to scream

[@thelegominealt5842]

Silly Failboat, your mental health is already a public spectacle

[@LoganOlea-coronado]

"i decided to make my mental health a public spectacle" is now my favorite line ever

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

20:01 someone said hi mother 😂

[@Zillionman2010]

"The weathered veteran beside Cenn turned and inspected him, clutching his spear, the shaft slick with sweat." I think I know where this goes.

[@AlizaAyers-n3j]

The last sentence made me laugh so hard!

[@eezysqueezysoup]

this is inspiring me to make like, a random wheel spin thing of self care activities i think that'd be genuinely really good for me

[@Theloudestquietkid]

Please, someone call that chatter's mom 16:00

[@LogiBear21513]

PRANK CALLIN YOUR MOM

[@hexagonal69]

12:34 I just saw something that was very light blue because of the green screen so I thought he was eating plastic or something.😂

[@jaysonjackson3455]

NoteBlock is really putting the work in on these videos!🎉 Good on him and hope he's doing well.

[@payton9665]

I love how positive and wholesome this video ended up being especially with reconnecting with friends. The phone call with Eric was so unexpectedly wholesome 😭 and the fact that everyone was genuinely happy to receive a phone call check in.

[@keylove5917]

The Brandon Sanderson X Failboat crossover was not one we knew we wanted but the one we all needed XD

[@quinten1013_]

I kid you not, I gasped when I heard the book title cause my dad just bought the book for me yesterday and it is currently sitting right in from of me as I watch this video. I was using it to prop up my phone cause the book is so thick.

[@greglurt]

3:12 someone take this out of context ”the shaft slicked with sweat”

[@TheRomonator]

2:18 YO NO WAY! I just started listening to that book on audible like a week ago

[@techno952]

As someone whos favorite author is brandon sanderson, please read all his books :)

[@Pozalita66]

12:38 I love how the lettuce is the right shade for the green screen so it looks like he's just eating the floor

[@mariannhanzsek9769]

Hey therman that soo funny and the ufo Sound make őt 10x funny 18:00