Opie & Anthony: Scorch s PFG TV

[@codeezie]

Every fucking year. It never fails. I end up back here.

[@starmanda88]

Just making my yearly or so pilgrimage to my favorite O&A videos. 😂😂

[@barzy9725]

I think Opie thought he was next in line for Leno's job

[@wilkinsmusicfl4141]

This actually sounded like everyone was getting along. Pure moment.

[@tarrenmartin3631]

Sibby sitting there just all happy to be there cracks me up more than anything else about pfg tv

[@EXTENDEDWARRANT]

Alcoon Slambag scorch is pfg

[@BusterCherry1]

Say there again, boy.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

Like that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer finds a talk show set in the dump and sets it up in his apartment and hosts shows.

[@TemmiePlays]

th Merv Griffen show

[@olivermarijuanajones1584]

If you ever wanna see something even more cringe, look up Goregous George, an astoundingly unfunny public access ass-clown from Richmond VA from the 90s. The only amusing part of the whole stinking pile was when George opened the phone lines and was mercilessly ridiculed. Practically each call is someone calling him a fat greasy shithead, or else someone flushing their toilet, either of which causes him to lose his shit. He attempted (unsuccessfully) to sue various trolls, as well as those who dared 'steal' his 'act' by uploading compilations of people pranking him to You Tube. In real life he eventually became homeless and even tho he barely supports himself by door dashing, living in hotels and his minivan, he still has a dedicated group of trolls harassing his unfunny ass, to this day. Gorgeous George makes Scortch look like Letterman.

[@TheChadTI]

@@olivermarijuanajones1584 That sounds awesome. This public access/CCT is a pretty funny genre but you have to stumble across it so thanks for the tip on that one.

[@krustoffur]

Kramer carried Newman on that chat show , Jerry was right

[@SB-131]

😂

[@terraLiquidus]

"We don't have to do an hour of Scorch." Total video time: One hour, four minutes, and forty three seconds. Time well spent I'd say.

[@marknmeganwile6845]

lol I noticed that when ant said that

[@JustinBlazzzee]

All these years later and now Scorch has more listeners than Opie

[@jotun.616]

Hahahaha burn

[@spacemanspud7073]

What happened?

[@jotun.616]

@@spacemanspud7073 opie has like 80 subs to his channel

[@JacaboBlanco]

Lmao it's beautiful

[@TL2354]

@@jotun.616what?

[@ryanh3951]

Sib is the father in law of dwayne "the rock" Johnson. It make me laugh knowing that the rock was probably forced to watch one of these shows and had to force laughter.

[@advancedraymondology2914]

I can't believe it, but I looked it up and it's actually true. The Rock is married to Scorch's cohost's daughter. I know the dude was in Boston and was a big deal, but still. That's just such a strange fact. I wonder if Scorch ever met him...wait a fucking second! Remember Scorch said he got Triple H into the WWE? O&A made out like it was bullshit, but maybe...

[@advancedraymondology2914]

@topher nolastname haha. Good point.

[@rogergoodel188]

@@advancedraymondology2914 scorch didn’t get hhh in the wwe lol he was with kowalski in Boston got a gig in wcw and got seen by execs in wwf at the time

[@christopherkinsella3912]

Weird news!

[@jasonthejesus]

@@rogergoodel188 Oh, Literal Comment Replier.

[@E101ification]

When the intro ended and the basement/warehouse with the pipes on the wall came on screen, I nearly had a fucking stroke.

[@alexanderbean7737]

“You heard her say stir the pot, right?” “Yeah..” “SMOKE the pot”

[@lilpontoon6022]

The scorch bit is arguably the best bit they ever did while on Sirius.

[@defaultusername123]

5:51 LORD DOUGMAN W. GODSPEED

[@DKCG0113]

I wonder what that silly goose is doing these days

[@jstef989]

Ant should have got Scorch to host while he was in rehab

[@vlenzo5397]

tsst fuckin home run chippa

[@jaredjones1752]

47:59 The look on Lacey's face when Scorch interrupts her to go on a rant about paying $150 for gas, exits on the turnpike, etc. 🤣🤣

[@odonnchadha1978]

Johnny Carcinogen is one of the best lines ever on this show

[@mooneulogy8717]

Jack Sub Paar

[@alexanderbean7737]

Jimmy Failin’

[@Joseph_Tacos]

It’s a line from a NoFX song

[@MartKencuda]

Chicken Alfredo is absolutely a thing. And it's delicious.

[@PanasonicTooth]

Scorch knows what he's talking about.

[@VisualTedium]

RIP Sib, ya finally got away from Scorch

[@joeyslap426]

Man thank you so much for making these and syncing the video with the audio. It wouldn't be half as funny without the visuals, I'm shitting my pants here

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

Sibby had another 20 years in him, easily. RIP

[@good_drugs_are_bad]

RossKempOnYourMum01 obviously not

[@reallyannoyingguyrighthere]

He suffered enough.

[@voltorb3246]

What happened?

[@DanFromMerdo]

YA KIDDIN?!

[@pretorious700]

How could you possibly know that?

[@ineedscissors6176]

scorch fucking rules

[@verymooner]

48:08 mark -- "HE HAS A GUEST!!!!" has made me laugh to the point of crying on numerous occasions.

[@YAH2121]

The "little scorch" bit destroyed me

[@josephhopeless829]

Who was doing that impression of him? Ant doing both the voices? I couldn't tell who was talking but that shit had me dying too.

[@_Schwartz]

@@josephhopeless829 Opie and Sam

[@babyshambler]

It's uncomfortably lame.

[@JohnDoe-cj1cw]

​@@babyshambler I agree

[@jimmyjshorror]

Scorch is the reason pot is legal, it all started with scorches pfg tv

[@VincentGrimmly]

Anthony Cumia, Italian. Has never heard of Chicken Alfredo.

[@Robb1977]

because chicken alfredo isn't Italian, it's American using an Italian sauce. Alfredo sauce was a pasta sauce in Italy, beginning as "roman pasta." It was popularized in America by the Alfredo family, and the sauce became a means for non-Italians to get acquainted with Italian food... which means people began to put it on things that weren't pasta, in order to appeal to other people. Dont forget ant spent a lot of his youth eating ice cream sandwiches and starving in California and Tijuana.

[@TerrySilverhand]

Also Anthony didn't know what the Pastas were he just knew it was all over the wall....

[@michaelmitchell4992]

The only pasta dish Anthony's familiar with is the one that got thrown against the wall by his dad

[@GRYNGE7]

​@Robb1977 shut up nerd

[@JoshLeek-w1p]

Anthony is an American too, so for him to not know what chicken Alfredo is makes me question his patriotism

[@codeezie]

RIP Sibby!

[@fissionmail3d]

All the weird news stories are clearly made up. Scorch just comes up with a punchline he likes first and then works his way backwards coming up with a story for it.

[@tomcarroll6467]

fissionmail3d I tried googling the acid attack thing when he first started talking about it and found nothing. Who makes up a story with specific names and places about an acid attack? Lmao

[@justin-ht9gy]

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT!

[@papayer]

Then why does my student ID read Chicken Alfredo?

[@joeyslap426]

It's Eddie Murphy.. IN.... Eddie Murphy!!

[@FuranzuDesu]

Scorch Rules

[@derekgleeson1353]

The crushing irony of Opie criticising Scorch while simultaneously muttering non stop garbage is enraging.

[@TL2354]

Why? It has zero to do with your life

[@derekgleeson1353]

@@TL2354 That's your argument? Stop it, Opie.

[@AltCTRLF8]

lol in San Diego the Fox network affiliate used to run PFG tv at like 2am.

[@Rotclot]

gold...revisiting this and its funnier than ever

[@circeh9499]

The dialogue between lil scorch and big scorch is the funniest part of all this

[@honorablegent1201]

Opie has no idea he is watching his future self.

[@Metrallata]

i keep wondering if u got the wrong video when they keep saying the girl is hot

[@FilleIceRises]

Metrallata ikr she's barely average even as a stripper

[@mexicanrice]

Props for the name...bonus for comment

[@joshuahammond1786]

Yeah, I don't get that at all.

[@williampoole1742]

Whoa now Matthew McConaughey, take it easy. We're so sorry, we'll tell Jimmy to improve his standards for ya

[@TemmiePlays]

keep in mind this was pretty old when even this video was created. the image standards were lower.

[@neil340]

This is like a real life David Brent.

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

For generations my family has grown up watching Scorchs PFG TV©️ and I hope he never stops

[@pretorious700]

"Generations"? Do you even know what that means?

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

@@pretorious700 yup...that's the first part of the joke, buddy

[@mattjindrak]

I took a trip up to Maine to see a friend last weekend and on the way back I stopped at rest area and they served Papa Gino's pizza. I had mediocre pizza all because of Stupid Scorch and his stupid PFG TV.

[@ineedscissors6176]

Mainer here. whereabouts were you?

[@SB-131]

Papa Gino's is huge in New England

[@theemperor2242]

Here because of Ralphthemoviemaker

[@seattleseahawk89]

How have they not heard of Chicken Alfredo?

[@zissou6928]

Give Opie credit for the invention of little scorch

[@derekgleeson1353]

No

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

How could they not have heard of chicken alfredo?😂

[@natwolf687]

I was wondering about that too, I found it strange. But then again, these are dirty, dirty people.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Same. But Fettuccine Alfredo seems like it’s just the broad or basic term for Alfredo. But them not knowing “chicken Alfredo” is a thing is weird, lol

[@DiggitySlice]

Saying you strip as a middle finger to puritanism is like saying you eat fatty foods as a middle finger to healthy diets, as such saying it's not sexual is like saying the fatty foods don't taste good. And no Jim, not _everyone_ waxes poetic about their job, especially when your job is rotting yourself and everyone around you for money.

[@jamesthomison4356]

Lacey: I practice traditional values. Also Lacey: Dancing is my middle finger to traditional values.

[@onionhat745]

She's middle fingering herself, very progressive.

[@IntoTheVoid96]

Modern woman.

[@pretorious700]

She's obviously a genius.

[@91072craigster]

I could listen to Big Scorch/ Little Scorch all day long! 😄😄

[@xander999fleischmann9]

26:22 the way opie says "HESTRYNAGETDUNCANDONUTS" fucking killed me. 1 for opie. Still sux. But he cracked me the fuck up right there lol

[@tomlion0116]

Ralph send me here!!!

[@FANKANable]

You know what I mean?

[@flabbyfella6397]

Same dawg

[@hipsterelephant2660]

Ralph as in "RalphTheClosetedHomosexual"?

[@TheSynking]

Who??

[@andreilemieux9525]

Get scorch on compound media! ASAP I need more scorch in my life

[@THEYTHINKTHEYAREGODS]

RIP Sib 🙏

[@hilariousgas]

i miss scorch so much

[@TheOregonducksbaby1]

The cut to the band had me laughing so hard

[@Metrallata]

ofc sorchs pfg tv has more viewers then game of thrones i litterally cant wait for season 7 of weird news

[@theflanman1986]

Metrallata scorch is better than the last 2 seasons of thrones...

[@GazerOfShoe]

The Scorch PFG TV progrum is more intelligently written.

[@nikieddi]

sib seemed like a good guy… like all bs aside

[@jtothey1993]

I love how louis ck enters the room and is already dialed into making fun of scorch

[@FirstLast-ms4yl]

Louis comes in and immediately. "Look at how the window... Did you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@82Novica]

I think it was that porsalin doco where sam said his one regret was f#%king over scorch. This must be what he was talking about

[@taylorgavinchuk2285]

i had a spiritual experience watching this

[@pineapplexpression]

🇨🇴

[@jamesvitucci7191]

I wish Louie was there for this entire segment

[@joshua7734]

Absolutely amazing post. Well done.

[@joshualanhan9267]

Funny that Opie started doing podcasts in a bar. Seems he’s on a scorch trajectory

[@yourusernameisdumb9509]

She's not that hot, yimmy.

[@GorbyP]

Anyone else have to turn it off when Sam was doing his "little scorch" thing??

[@xander999fleischmann9]

45:22🤣😭 "Potshoodbelegal" 😭🤣

[@williampoole1742]

Fucking Ant

[@PanasonicTooth]

Scorch is non-ironically a far superior broadcaster and entertainer than Opie.

[@Luisaan145]

A Rite Aid?!

[@sc41295]

I love Norton after 40:33 "another MINDLESS interruption"

[@bandeanies]

rip sibby noone knows bostons band members names but o and a fans will always know of sib hashian. man or couch? we will never know

[@ozzy7609]

Opie would literally be scorch if it weren’t for Anthony and Jim lol

[@Syphonfllter]

Fuckin Scorch.. My god you are a gift that literally keeps on giving..

[@connortracey4536]

Anthony's reaction at 31:00 says everything a person is thinking when watching PFG TV

[@91072craigster]

What Scorch fails to realize is that the legendary talk show hosts were so good that they made it LOOK easy and that anyone can do it. Scorch makes it painfully obvious that that's not the case.

[@highnumber9494]

"Eighty Foahh they didn't shave back then"

[@DamnMixes]

This show is the final boss of all shitty public access TV shows. It has everything from poor camera work, horrible studio setup to absolutely no competence at interviewing people. And yet Scorch has 100% confidence in what he's doing. That is fucking amazing. If he had a greater business mind, he would be acting in bunch of awkwardly funny films, or maybe he is? What he's doing these days?

[@joeyslap426]

He's the Bernie Madoff of public access

[@spoolin05srt]

​@@joeyslap426 *****car crash******

[@chancellorfoote7961]

..."and that's with me tweeting it last night !" 🤦🤦🤦 very telling Opie....

[@BenBistro004]

Little Scorch sounds like Conky from Trailer Park Boys lol

[@cameronfindlay5574]

BenBistro004 Don't even say that fucking name. I hate that little fucker!

[@E101ification]

Jesus christ, does anyone else find the bit at 1:02:11 when Scorch is caressing this woman's hair, repeatedly, for a disturbingly long amount of time, to be the creepiest fucking thing you've ever seen?

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

holy shit you're right and Sibby too. Those are 2 lonely old men

[@cinemacynic980]

I think the greatest show ever would have been David & Bobo w/ Scorch on 3rd Mic.

[@jamesthomison4356]

Louies reaction to the table is hilarious. "OH MY GOD..."

[@RegentDevil2]

Big scorch, little scorch was prob the funniest thing both opie and sam have ever done.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I can't decide what I love most out of all the lies, but way up the list is using a picture of Sib Hashian in the intro that has to be at least 30 years old.

[@briansampson5684]

Sam's lil scorch was hilarious

[@Techn9cian123]

Johnny Carcinogen

[@theflanman1986]

I love when Anthony makes jimmy laugh like that

[@MrMatteNWk]

Jack Subpaar

[@shawn576]

How the fuck do O&A not know what chicken alfredo is?

[@FlanzShirt]

erock knew....erock knew

[@bricecate]

Shawn Smith yeah I love chicken Alfredo, if you order fettuccine Alfredo you have to clarify what kind and if you want meat. no real reason to be annoyed cus his joke was still atrocious. but anywho

[@stephenbishop8991]

still a shit joke

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

37:25 - Ant's response to her little speech 😅🤣

[@jotun.616]

Well if that counts as a live performance for HIS show, id like to announce that GnR are playing my living room live tonight. No dudes allowed.

[@renebrown7394]

16:16- 16:20 😂😂😂😂

[@metalmat3651]

What's pretty neat is not only is Scorch's co-host Sib Hashian (RIP Sibby) the previous drummer of the band Boston but his daughter is married to the Rock.

[@dirkdiggler6340]

Does anyone know which comic Louie is talking about at the end that he says is from Boston and always does the same 5 minutes?

[@mrqadaffi3638]

Dirk Diggler rappaport

[@djjdantenucci]

Dirk Diggler that fucking hack Rappaport

[@RegardTom]

54:16

[@Mrsteisag2]

James "Larva" Norton is funny in this clip but his pathetic lusting over the girl is all you need to know about him

[@followingtheroe1952]

Shes fukkin hot tho dude

[@joeyslap426]

And he takes Truvada

[@jackmehoff9957]

Love little scorch

[@Robb1977]

Prepare for some increased view traffic

[@brandonalejandroblanco]

Rob That’s why I’m here lmao

[@Voujdjr]

Why?

[@trashbrock2320]

@@Voujdjr because of ralphthemoviemaker aka Snacc Snyder

[@michaellujan7165]

Sibs passed away in 2017 and his daughter is married to the rock WTF LMAO

[@jamesthomison4356]

21:37 notice all the cables coiled up on the support beam. Holy shit this is layers of bad.

[@frunkiss]

"Look at this Fucking Table"

[@CMEAGAIN]

Opie has turned into scorch after listening to his podcast

[@NG-cf7zh]

I don’t care, scorch is aces in my book

[@arbuckle9640]

Someone needs to make a Little Scorch compilation...just without the Opie interactions

[@michaelmitchell4992]

It's so fucking funny that scortch is a better interviewer than opie. Opie always acts like he hates when bitches come in the studio but it's just because he doesn't know how to talk to them or anyone else that comes in.

[@MeenBean]

One thing I would like everyone to notice: scroll across the entire video progress bar from left to right, and watch Sib inch his way closer and closer to Lacey. What a creep lmao

[@PauloHernandezXD]

lol

[@macktasticification]

Louie was in there for like 5 secs already fired of lik 10 jokes hahahaha

[@manchvegas7772]

Lacey rain has a KZbin channel

[@deebhoymcw2120]

10:37 😂 Tony two shirts is fast a lightning 😂 he cracks jimmy up all the time 😂

[@jimmynorton1001]

i love how the recent episode of sam and jim with colin quin colin has no clue who scorch is yet in this sam says quin loves the scorch stuff