Youtuber Simulator

This is my actual youtube career.
with intro theme by / customphase

[@vindex1671]

If this person's a youtuber, i'm batman. Awful editing.

[@daksinho911]

Wilson.

[@MGKGaming2016]

Fuck you Wilson.

[@steelflow1719]

Oh hey batman

[@calebkim1069]

If this batman's a editing, i'm awful. KZbinr batman

[@MrJakeBoyman]

Philosophical comment.

[@blakecabral2661]

This is actually an autobiography of how Dunkey reclaimed his mass following after Will Smith took all of his subscribers

[@derushcore9514]

Lol

[@bait5257]

Bruh

[@bait5257]

Return of the king

[@chanceneck8072]

facts

[@coffeebug]

skeleton bones ghoulie

[@jasemalvis2140]

Wait...is this just Dunky telling us his origin story without doing a “draw my life”?

[@ignaciosavi7739]

Yes

[@not7170]

Nah this is the second day after his birth, then the knackening happens the the second coming of knack

[@not7170]

Teying being the key word here

[@dantethebloodedge2485]

@@not7170 you are erudite

[@not7170]

Damon Baird thank you, you are very verbose

[@Kevinofrepublic]

With Machinima purging their entire library this video is hilarious

[@naughtiusmaximus]

Machinima purged their library???

[@bradleyunknown319]

@@naughtiusmaximus they removed all their old videos during the time of this comment

[@williambaker5600]

Bradley Unknown why?

[@thefreelancequeen]

@@williambaker5600 they went under for good.

[@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157]

@@thefreelancequeen the wicked content thief witch is dead! She’s DEAD! :-D

[@thegamedonuts]

This is meta as fuck

[@Ghost-Mom]

ikr!?

[@jodgemoot]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@Chris-go9yp]

what does that mean

[@cavemann_]

Google it you dumbass.

[@IIlllllIIIllllIIIlIllI]

+Chris R it means that this is more or less what actually happened to him, meta is usually like, being self aware and talking about or making fun of it i guess. He got fucked over my machinima a whiiiiile back

[@TheBena007]

This is his last video, that's just my prediction

[@mattcool1046]

wai

[@HitmanReborn9999]

predicction*

[@JoshuaLeeBrandenburg]

Prediction doesn't have 2 c's. ;/

[@HitmanReborn9999]

Reference to the video...

[@JoshuaLeeBrandenburg]

martin0499 Someone sounds angry. Did you forget to take your medication today?

[@Consural]

If this person is a KZbinr, this comment makes me FEEL like Batman.

[@nshelekhov]

Consural 😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄❤️😁❤️

[@electricrush2233]

Yeah, cause you’re an orphan.

[@user-he3lz8qk7h]

I can't make the meaning out of that comment, but for Dunkey fans, that comment just makes sense LMAO ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.

[@RocketLeague_7]

I see you 😎

[@lxospect4492]

this feel thing is literally every top comment on every video he makes....its rather dull

[@bobstevenship8780]

2:03 This video deserves 5 diamond play buttons, and the rights to youtube itself

[@julwoshere]

yeah …. uuhh….. can we also get an explanation then of the last part in the vid

[@darrylturner7627]

Jjdude2378 this is a loose description of what actually happened to dunkey and he signed with machinama and they never payed him and treated him like shit

[@happyelves8233]

@KARL KFOURY He did in his "Microsoft Sucks" video

[@bassicallyraul5256]

5 diamonds bottons= bro first play bottom tho

[@nescient298]

How bout 10?

[@SteveThePixel]

This video is Dunkey's draw my life

[@yousefamr633]

but where is the spaghetti sauce

[@theprotagonist915]

pewdiepie is my dad pyro is gay *pyro is a lesbian

[@yousefamr633]

@@theprotagonist915 did u just assume his gender omg unbelievable

[@poysona]

@@yousefamr633 "his"

[@yousefamr633]

@@poysona well fuck

[@TheShonenJumper]

Dunk has been playing chess for years, while we are still playing checkers.

[@JTF544]

Lmfao

[@vladm4294]

You brought a tear to my eye man. AHAHAHAHA

[@Onevsamillion]

this is getting too meta for me

[@ttsooker1]

I WONT LIE. THIS IS DEFFENETLY ME WHEN I REPLY TO A COMMENT

[@marvelouschester3018]

+ttsooker1 I WONT LIE. THIS IS DEFFENETLY ME WHEN I REPLY TO A REPLY TO A COMMENT

[@rjdixon6473]

“Turns out this is a very realistic game, and it’s starting to hit very close to home”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stopsign1663]

Lol

[@bait5257]

Bruh

[@AangDknight]

It's not hitting close to home. It's hitting right on the nail.

[@Ponyboy999]

Underrated comment

[@RungoTungo]

@@Ponyboy999 he just added like 10 laughing emojis

[@jeremiecampeau-poirier2636]

"I'm done playing League of Giants" - Donkey

[@jeremywellman3518]

please use that intro in every video from now on

[@soryontalbrius7858]

yes.

[@nakednader878]

DO IT

[@Dokujamu]

This

[@DeathKnight5608]

FOOL!

[@howdj]

Video Game Video Game

[@Nyrophene]

And the moral of the story is: don't join machinima also please keep that musical intro dunkey

[@ZeroGetsReal]

Mashitima

[@Laserssssss]

Its "Don't eat with your mouth full".

[@noahgisolf6997]

Dunkey has an amazing new intro

[@advancedgarbage]

Maximina*

[@Lucalp41]

beautiful

[@d1n0alg75]

I love how he links his actual life to this game hahaha

[@andydandy2555]

D1N0 ALG those are titles he would actually give to his real videos lmao

[@CorkSkrew]

Heh, the networks are just ripoffs of actual- “I think I’m gonna go with...Maximima” Oh no

[@Sonichero151]

*"so you have chosen..... death"*

[@kelvo490]

I want that music intro to every video now.

[@zeldanilador4]

dead rising 2 :')

[@moa4157]

same

[@Radiowias]

nothing like some hot jazz...in your face

[@bradleyware6761]

same

[@prodigal0]

Yes. Please. That.

[@OwnattuMies]

Dunkey I want u to know that Im vegan

[@quinnjohnson8096]

Ayy

[@chef640]

FilthyFrankTVs' video?

[@clashmanthethird]

"Hey have you heard of the child being murde" "I'm vegan"

[@nakednader878]

I eat snakes

[@skyecrumpler2923]

+MentalFrog vegan triggerd

[@radreaper1127]

I love how he literally recreates his KZbin career

[@nesso011]

This was the very first Dunkey video I watched, back in 2016. What a ride it has been. I just wanted to thank you for all these years of entertainment. You really made these times a bit more bearable.

[@THEEBEASTINNATIVE]

The title could also be: Dunkey's Career in Under 6 Minutes

[@patrickbateman5298]

-Draw- Play My Life: Dunkey

[@JordanDragon]

I mean... it is

[@TenshimaruProduction]

the accuracy of the game was way too fucking real lmao

[@siccoblue2112]

+aPimPnamedSlickBack yes, that would be the joke dipshit

[@JordanDragon]

yes i know? haha wtf

[@mitch9838]

omg this is dunkeys actual story

[@iamdeviljho2795]

thefaulkness plot twist this is a lore video

[@yamom5124]

ACTUALLY😂

[@115Addict]

yep

[@godtenks264]

No his character should be black

[@timmytacoburrito]

@@godtenks264 what's the difference in outer space?

[@joseup_z]

I like how the game actually let's you go through Dunkey's KZbin experience.

[@shadedizzy]

Ah yes, joining a MCM, the most valuable decision one could make as an upcoming youtuber. There is absolutely no other path you could take that is more valuable.

[@morrisbeauregard286]

In several other videos people kept commenting "if this guy is a youtuber, I'm Batman." Now that finally makes sense.

[@napoleon4153]

1.5k likes with no comment?? This makes me feel like Batman

[@nx175]

1.5k likes and only one comment

[@shenanigun5576]

guess what i am now batman

[@axonn101]

Not gonna lie, that musical intro was beautiful.

[@vrock6767]

A mastapiece*

[@personpacman7439]

VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME DUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@feinky8489]

YEAH IT IS!

[@IcyDiamond]

Why doesn’t he use that masterpiece in his videos?

[@stephencheney9811]

Some of these parody game titles sound like the actual shovelware we get weekly on the Switch now.

[@gothvampkid3444]

fuckeroni's palace and shit boys 3D, timeless classics

[@gumba6688]

Hello, Dunkey, I'm one of your biggest fans! I don't want to look like a stalker, but i will give you $30 for one Brofist T-shirt from your closet.

[@topmiacaremid7583]

You did well. you shouldn't accept that kind of money. +5%. ☻Trihard

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Listen, fucker. He may be 60,000 in debt, but if you think he's gonna give you his "Brofist" T-Shirt, you better think again.

[@masterman1001]

Hello, MERCY! >:(

[@shannax7834]

willz HatesU _What the fuck?_

[@lesleehowell5321]

willz HatesU vinegar

[@BillZypher]

Hahahaha, if this person is a KZbinr, I'm Batman! Awful editing.

[@xmlviking12]

you are funny yes funny man moch originale

[@max1mate]

+Round Spherical Objects While we're being unoriginal... Hey that's pretty gudd.

[@maggeekul]

so is your picture

[@DarkunePlays]

+Makrix Mottle Wow the self advertisement xD

[@drakependragon9331]

Darkune Plays I know ;-)

[@thiccrandy975]

"im going to go with Maximina" Should have been a dumpster fire, but the car blowing up is super close too.

[@ran-chan6752]

2:02 for the musical intro

[@limkenny1]

This is ACTUALLY Dunkey's youtube career. He was in debt, Microsoft made a deal with him and didn't pay him, and Machinina screwed him over

[@ImmNinjaxD]

His Mario 64 videos explain a lot about him tbh

[@vigilantslacker6039]

I signed up for the shit boys 3D beta in March and I still haven't recieved it. Thanks Volvo

[@Mountainplsdo]

itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes

[@Kishy]

I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE. Good track choice.

[@vigilantslacker6039]

+Kishy HIT HIT HIT

[@Kishy]

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Want a beer? Have no fear, comes and goes, man it's here! No one knows, feels so weird when it blows through my bones I got a jones for it, I wanna know more Cause it's 'bout what I got to show for it!!

[@Kishy]

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Fuck i kinda wanna do back and forth lyrics posting but it's 1am i gotta sleep, night :D

[@PocketDeerBoy]

A-amazing! Your depth is rising! I've never seen depth levels this deep!

[@Deltarii]

“gay furby wrestles hulk hogan” If I ever make videos. That will be the title of my first video.

[@IcyDiamond]

Do it Verosika, make that video a reality

[@guspauline7460]

I'm not trying to pressure you into doing anything, but you gotta keep this promise or someone might die.

[@RealSpinningRat]

Please

[@vvvortic]

hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie

[@solitudesf8111]

trying so hard to stay relevant, lel kek xd

[@pomgranite2634]

you're losing your flare, son.

[@AdaEditing]

Did you just called him 3 different youtubers ?

[@Yarsito]

stfu nerd hehe xd

[@Loudoan]

hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie

[@lumburgapalooza]

Do some unboxing videos for frozen pizzas.

[@aaronhernandez8160]

I would watch it

[@PinkCharmander]

His gf's channel is dull of them doing stuff like that. She also feeds him nasty food from toys r is, it's funny af

[@PinkCharmander]

*full

[@lumburgapalooza]

Flaunting Floof not really

[@lumburgapalooza]

Flaunting Floof take it easy there I'm not looking for a boyfriend

[@nozza7187]

Honestly, me and my cat loved the music intro. Really sparks life into your counter streak gaming videos.

[@deepfriedgamer5586]

0:20 if this person is a youtuber, that will really make me feel like Batman

[@simibuflu]

This is the most meta video I've seen on the entire internet. THE ENTIRE INTERNET.

[@femboyfacist]

Dunky is the Bo Burnham of the KZbin "industry".

[@steveharrison4100]

Bo Burnham's kind of dumb imho.

[@femboyfacist]

How so?

[@steveharrison4100]

Sans1kaL Keeping in mind that this is just my own feelings, he seems to usually go for the low-hanging fruit. He just appeals to the sort of 12-year-old mentality that thinks randomness is the same as humor.

[@femboyfacist]

I guess you could see it that way.

[@SucoVidya]

Haha take that machinima

[@Frawt]

Maximina

[@lumburgapalooza]

Yoshimitsu

[@jeanchavez9178]

Suco Vidya I

[@elijahfromanalternateunive2984]

Mashitima

[@chief6163]

Suco Vidya what did machimima do? I don't get the joke

[@zachvii6476]

This is a game a lot of people made very basic videos on. Dunkey instead shows off his creativity in what is by far the most funny and original take on KZbin Simulator I have ever seen. Loved it

[@max9739]

I laughed when Nicrosoft did that because I know a similar story involving this KZbin-

[@stars111535]

In all seriousness why the hell does everyone want Dunkey to have an intro? Intros are just less time you get to spend watching actual content, and I'm glad Dunkey doesn't have one.

[@lucashamrick3335]

I've never heard anyone say "why doesn't dunkey have an intro?"

[@stars111535]

Lucas Hamrick Read the comments on this video, everyone is saying how they want Dunkey to start using the intro he made for this video.

[@Maebbie]

i reply so people will go to my channel, since it is shown in the Top comments.

[@stars111535]

Maebbie That's stupid but okay. Good for you.

[@ProGamer1115]

longer videos = more $$$

[@NauKuu]

So wait... Did you pretty much just use this game to make a kind of Draw my Life style video but meta as fuck? Cause I mean, that was fantastic.

[@shr1mper]

Yes pretty much

[@thebeatles7109]

He has already done a Draw My Life. It's a mastapiece.

[@RinPhoenixBorn]

he already did a draw my life. It made me cry. His life was tragic

[@SpikeTheBear]

I cri every time i see it.

[@dandude720]

WEEB SHUT DOWN LIVE ON DUNKEY TV

[@nothankyou7729]

Dunkey's voice is amongst the many reasons I love his videos

[@Ptslammer]

Why did we never see the musical intro ever again it’s so good

[@hydra7427]

If this guy is a KZbinr, I'm Batman. Who talks like this?

[@dylenm2716]

People who know how to use proper punctuation and capitalization.

[@hydra7427]

So nobody on the Internet?

[@kyanslime9106]

dude sit down

[@famtomerc]

GOTEM

[@seanmoore9264]

Wilson, that's who

[@glitchyx6995]

VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME DUUNNKEYY VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME DUUNKKEYY *insert jazz music with logo here*

[@bbreimm]

OH! Thatsa Bigga Headshot! *Queue Credits*

[@CMDRJakob]

*cue

[@treenalll]

*q

[@itsjustanimations4274]

The line “I’m a dunkey monkey” really spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@Belgariad87]

0:35 That 3ds internet settings music lol

[@John_Blue_]

It's beautifull.

[@Shaclone]

Luck Feague

[@bertpoole6128]

Want cod points? Google, demented-joker-operations

[@princessrandom8564]

Qynamic Dueue, Ss Ihit

[@nukeba11]

I've seen your stuff. Almost made my want to play shaco... almost.

[@adlumia]

Tuck Frump?

[@Dutchyman]

shaco mains humor, lads! behold!

[@JohnnyCrack]

"whaaaaat? You've never played Tuber Simulator?!"

[@ultra_exists]

Please stop

[@jasonirawan]

@@ultra_exists no

[@treenalll]

ultra_exists no

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

PFT You know it's fun right?

[@beepboxeatsrocks5094]

Love the new intro man,

[@treenalll]

And he never continued his sentence after this.

[@Banana-cc5rx]

If Dunkey is a donkey, I am a foosball pizza.

[@JowenbraMC]

Cousins uncles father... so your grandpa?

[@olivervansaase8894]

I'd eat a foosball pizza

[@Banana-cc5rx]

burger king bitch!

[@b4nl4nd89]

+Jowenbra And his wife, so essentially your grandma

[@kiran1863]

no, HE'S A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE.

[@FMJ1400]

it's funny because this is his youtube life up to now haha

[@annaavertho4944]

*whispers* army is everywhere...J-HOOOPE

[@beantrouser]

haha

[@cupcakewarlock4410]

Welcome to the joke bud

[@anonymousguy1188]

Holy shit! You're blowing my mind, kid! DudeGuyBro its like you're trying to tell me this wasn't just a bunch of random shit thrown together and that its an intentionally comedic commentary on his experience as a content creator on the KZbin's? Get the Fuck outta here with that blatantly fictional and slanderous interpretation. There's no way a content creator would make a parody that is true to their experience using a game called "youtuber simulator".

[@halocjh]

anonymous guy “every word you just said was” completely and utterly “wrong”

[@rafaelmurrieta4281]

That intro is pure gold!!!

[@Chupamafeble]

I come back to this video usually purely for that god damn jam of an intro

[@Stretchband]

I literally just found dunkey and binge watched all of his videos

[@Stretchband]

+iiHasCookies I DONT KNOW

[@bos7522]

That was me a year ago

[@rubenolguin727]

Bro!!! Go back like wayyy back to wrigglers red coins, or as I like to call it WRIGGLERS RED DICK! That was the first video I ever saw of his and it's the real master piece. But nunu nights is by far my favorite

[@PorkpieJohnny]

His Dunk Souls videos are my personal favorite

[@dimez3702]

Snefficus same

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

I actually clicked off the video when "more dunfly" popped up half way through

[@nubsity620]

Me too lel.

[@zenzents4846]

Me too

[@sherwin5885]

but dongly sometimes clips after the outro y would u do that

[@aaronnwithtwoNs]

I unironically love that musical intro

[@bentownsend8737]

He moved the queen when he said he was a rook

[@losernob8618]

"uhhh, I'll pick Maximima." *Literally implodes upon clicking*

[@jimcopeland4011]

Don't ever go back to League. To be honest, your league videos were the only videos I would avoid watching. All your other videos are absolute gold.

[@jarenbure1415]

I agree with you

[@redviper57]

same

[@redviper57]

+Jaren Bure YES MAN!

[@jarenbure1415]

redviper57​ the kahns are a dirty people!

[@chrisbadiss2765]

he was made by league dude

[@blockmanvideo5635]

I actually want to see that musical intro again.

[@fabiboiii]

After the 'I'm done with League of giants' part I laughed with a tear rolling down my face

[@Pmirum]

Wait... Psycho Mantis?

[@TheAmubis]

You're that ninja !

[@TiStardust]

Blasteth Turn off the game console.

[@averageenjoyerguy4142]

We managed to avoid drowning

[@ad4ch1_]

This is just like my Japanese animes

[@edk.2045]

Metal gear???

[@DaybreakYeen]

5:10 Accurate video of what happens to your channel when you become a part of Machinima.

[@julianespositomeehan3604]

this is the best origin story film out there

[@sharkbait649]

That is, in fact, an accurate depiction of Machinima.

[@ICECREAMandPIES]

why can't I subscribe more than once

[@legendp2011]

you can apply for notifications (use the little bell). that's sorta like subscribing twice

[@shootingbapple5999]

make another account

[@TritnewNG]

Simple; make another account!

[@FunSizedDragon]

I subscribe with TWO accounts!

[@ananymishra968]

@@FunSizedDragon i give you double money

[@splintermrx61]

This is basically his life story.

[@BottomBunkArt]

The capstone of bad KZbin things to happen to a channel: forced ads from the company for terrible things. Like the PragerU ad on this very video

[@mr.d_88]

This story of the the rise and struggle of youtubby dunkey is a masterpiece

[@Nuclearsparklez]

I feel like this cut deep to dunkey

[@killedbydreams1]

Gay Furbie wrestles hulk Hogan killed me.

[@Chook181]

this meta commentary of dunkey's own career is mind blowing

[@lukepace1436]

I actually really freaking loved the musical intro

[@cainanfair8083]

More like Mashitima

[@uncrstbl]

+LlosaTheKing WELCOME TO MASHITIMA

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

Machinima just got DISSED! You gonna' take that 'Mashitima', you gonna' just let this punk get away with it?

[@shawn.spencer]

2:03 Please, please oh, please, make that intro your actual intro.

[@flyby789]

I would watch that musical intro before every video. A++

[@alexroyster6320]

The way it just keeps exploding

[@insaneinthegame7946]

i love how he has the same music he used and punchlines for the game dev tycoon video.

[@mariosonicboom123]

Am I the only one worried about that car at the end?

[@Soulflayer20]

Yes

[@PrivateSchemers1]

Yeah I too am worried it doesnt get caught up in the fiery explosions.

[@DarthPP22]

No. You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

[@ThaSupaboi]

where do I find that

[@dharial-otaibi7703]

+ThaSupaboi in uranus

[@coolklefkisarecool]

Funny video! I like how you used the 3Ds Internet Settings theme, it's a good theme :-)

[@mattsika8518]

I'm rewatching this video just cause of that catchy amazing theme song

[@wowm8comon]

This is the "draw my life", of videogamedunkey.

[@Chimeratics]

Dunkey already has a draw my life you fucking amateur

[@donut220]

That musical intro is hip. I'm definitely pirating this video so I can listen to the musical Intro. Thank you Dunkey!

[@tralalalala8504]

soundcloud.com/customphase/dunkey-song

[@marvelouschester3018]

+Tralalalala You can't be fucking serious 😂

[@tralalalala8504]

i seriously thought that's what he was talking about. was he not?

[@rentabledwarf578]

I'm upset it wasn't a Rick Roll. You have failed the internet.

[@donut220]

Missed opportunity, maybe, but still a great joke, considering the whole video was him playing the game in real life...sorta.

[@WarmSpringsWarriors]

Haha love the machinema refrence. That thing blew up with nothing left it was so hollow.

[@joelyon4250]

Funny how he built this entirely around his YT history and life. Props for fitting it in lol

[@sooperpenguin]

The outro song is Bonus Room Blitz from Donkey Kong Country.

[@binlo9959]

[@secretsaladsociety5164]

* Dunkey Dong Cuntry

[@MrSlashStudios]

Dankey kang cantry

[@dddmemaybe]

Stankey Kang Danktree

[@MrSlashStudios]

expand dong ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@FlCl3000]

This video is meta as fuck

[@QuestingDragon]

Honestly the musical intro is a bop

[@wilbourke4188]

That vgdunkey intro is... *A MASTAHPIECE!*

[@ValcryeTheSecond]

Hey Dunkey I'll give you $30 for one of your Brofist T-shirts in your closet

[@henri5225]

WOW! Alot of refrences from dunkeys older video's and nostalgia from the video game tycoon is such a treat for my brain.

[@MrCreeperMB]

Its so deep video even after 2 years i find it really good xD

[@mnyakoekenbakker5844]

Is that Claymates music playing during the Nyan cat segment? You never cease to amaze me Dunkey

[@NilesBlackX]

"They didn't pay me... uh, turns out this is a very realistic game... uh, it's hitting pretty close to home -" Dunkey truly is the master of meta.