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Пікірлер: 10 000
@Kaw183 жыл бұрын
He is still using the god damn clip of him mining the stone with the log.
@s0lacee3 жыл бұрын
I hate it.
@s0lacee3 жыл бұрын
But I love it.
@firstnamelastname57093 жыл бұрын
@@s0lacee what
@aminorityofone3 жыл бұрын
you know.. ive played hundreds of hours of Minecraft, picked the game up when notch had the game for free in sept/oct like 10 years ago or something. hosted my own servers,with custom mods and spent nearly 2 years moderating it with friends and keeping up with updates and mod updates..... and yet..... somehow i missed this in both videos.... wtf
@yung_bonsai3 жыл бұрын
paper beats rock, and guess what paper is made out of... btw the earth is flat, just like in minecraft.
@Ayundaru3 жыл бұрын
Charlie is gonna have to update his KZbinr apology tier list video now...
@stare45393 жыл бұрын
Br
@bije2773 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s gonna have to make a new tier above S!
@useruserrr3 жыл бұрын
He has to add himself
@sfuikm3 жыл бұрын
For those that are unsure but don't feel like asking, he's talking about penguinz0
@ReaperCheGuevara3 жыл бұрын
Woooooosh!
@user-mv1cw7ye9i3 жыл бұрын
dunkey’s a genius. the sarcasm isn’t picked up by dream’s audience cause they’re all 6.
@prqel16663 жыл бұрын
That's correct
@Animallover246783 жыл бұрын
yeah but i picked up on it and im not 6
@hunterboi40873 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@tolib33073 жыл бұрын
@@hunterboi4087 lol
@clounfysh3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterboi4087 you're the type of people he is talking about
@qikas_nan52883 жыл бұрын
dream needs to apologize to dunkey now
@prqel16663 жыл бұрын
Yessir!
@swagfogg3 жыл бұрын
For sure!
@cragermantisad54523 жыл бұрын
Sir Yes Sir! 👊👊
@haolikshin3 жыл бұрын
Nonono
@haolikshin3 жыл бұрын
Dislike
@RealMikeHock3 жыл бұрын
I actually had this opinion the entire time, and was never wrong at any point. Any comments saying otherwise were actually written by my little brother.
@ProtocolDroidHK473 жыл бұрын
See, I was wearing a blindfold and my keyboard wasn't even plugged in, but this time it's for real.
@greasysmig89663 жыл бұрын
You see I was out at Wendy’s and my pet hamster had a go on my keyboard. Its the real me this time
@A1-_-3 жыл бұрын
I had simply spilled milk onto my keyboard, causing a mechanical error of which i had no control over.
@quantumgargoyle38883 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I wasn’t even trying when I told dream to kill himself
@kafkatamura51773 жыл бұрын
Russian hackers actually hacked INTO my account and wrote all these old posts saying Dream cheated. Dammit!
@InfernoOmni3 жыл бұрын
this is unironically a better apology than most KZbin apologies lol
@diodoritos19443 жыл бұрын
Oh Hi Om.
@butterswastaken68983 жыл бұрын
YOO OMNI I WAS JUST WATCHING YOUR NEW VIDEO
@xd_joe3 жыл бұрын
xd_joe..
@ErnestoRamirez-bd7ci3 жыл бұрын
this unironically worse than most unverified comments lol
@jlatiemo3 жыл бұрын
OMNI HI
@matthewk.42893 жыл бұрын
Dream’s odds: 1 in 7.5 trillion Dunkey’s sarcasm: Incomputable
@loneranger42823 жыл бұрын
yes
@juliuszkocinski74783 жыл бұрын
Well it can be as close to 1 as you need
@potatoex48863 жыл бұрын
Well he has cheated lol
@shadowcobra693 жыл бұрын
Well he did cheat and this video is so sarcastic how did you not notice he was joking and Trying not get 2 year olds after him
@juliuszkocinski74783 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcobra69 Who didn't notice? XD
@kolamite3 жыл бұрын
i fucking love how near the end of the video he replaces dream fanart with cryaotic fanart genuinely the funniest shit
@yeet129373 жыл бұрын
Dream do be cheating at literally everything, first Minecraft, then his persona
@kitteneyejo3 жыл бұрын
the worst part is that i literally didnt even notice
@1ilacHeaven3 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference? 😭
@georgiasomething20643 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@Kyaramel3 жыл бұрын
@@georgiasomething2064 It's at 2:53 I believe
@DailyDoseOfInternet3 жыл бұрын
It’s ok Dunkey.
@downair43893 жыл бұрын
We forgive you.
@siddharthkargutkar3 жыл бұрын
Its not okay dunkey lied about dream i burnt all my dream merchandise after the news of dream cheating i thought dunkey was not biased but turns out i am wrong.Dunkey is nitpicking he should delete this channel or better give it to me because i am pro gamer who have all pokemon in sword and shield
@siddharthkargutkar3 жыл бұрын
@@maxman126 no u
@wack36923 жыл бұрын
Dunkey will remember that
@F.E.M.T.O3 жыл бұрын
Daily Dose of Internet, a dunkey simp?
@smogman073 жыл бұрын
His channel isn’t the same since he stopped doing among us Sunday’s
@turt11003 жыл бұрын
turtle burger...
@gentle64003 жыл бұрын
Among Us Tuesdays are the true OG gamers
@yoyoyo90353 жыл бұрын
turtle burger...
@TaXXXXman3 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 affirmative!
@junk39963 жыл бұрын
see, THATS the real drama im waiting to hear a response about
@ZergrushEddie3 жыл бұрын
The 1 in 100,000,000 thing has got a real “I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys” vibe
@toasters47133 жыл бұрын
“Don’t apologize for being the smartest one in the room.”
@Flome8103 жыл бұрын
Spider man far from home reference
@selpak31383 жыл бұрын
@@Flome810 burg
@jackbeckner83343 жыл бұрын
Remember if he is the smartest one in the room he should not be in that room aka we do not deserve video game dunky
@haolikshin3 жыл бұрын
@@jackbeckner8334 ok?
@andymcclurg99163 жыл бұрын
@@Flome810 Wasn't that a Riz Ahmed line from Venom?
@TalkingBook723 жыл бұрын
Dunkey has really taken anyone who can't detect sarcasm on a wild ride this year
@NaoNakashima3 жыл бұрын
Poe's Law :)
@chybaignacy53683 жыл бұрын
I can detect sarcazm and im still confused...
@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ3 жыл бұрын
dream cheated.
@gorgannan51773 жыл бұрын
Like the hundreds of people on the subreddit thinking he was really done making good videos.
@tavogerard96913 жыл бұрын
F in the chat for any autistic subscribers
@samlee93723 жыл бұрын
It was actually Dream's little brother doing the speedrun, that's where the confusion arose.
@matthewayres66153 жыл бұрын
I hear the controller wasn't even plugged in too
@fabanano61583 жыл бұрын
And he also had a blindfold on
@RebelHound3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewayres6615 I hear the unplugged controller was actually a dance mat from Just Dance for the Wii
@fabanano61583 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 turtle burger
@RM222013 жыл бұрын
Booooo
@GrassHMan3 жыл бұрын
he knew dream was cheating all along
@user-zk4nh2el7h3 жыл бұрын
Because he got brain
@faker30333 жыл бұрын
everbody knew, funny when i think about the many idiots who defended him with their life ahha
@kayasaur20363 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said "1 in 100 million, that's like a 1 in 3 shot at that point"
@sneegsnag3 жыл бұрын
How does a satirical apology end up coming out better than any other “real” youtuber apology
@ThatOneDude73 жыл бұрын
Very simple. Because dunkey actually puts effort into his videos.
@Roman-bw2fo3 жыл бұрын
Hey sneeg!
@SnoppleWopple3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ZackSpartan763 жыл бұрын
YES dude. I'm glad you've said this.
@felixtatang4143 жыл бұрын
SNEEGG
@Timotainment3 жыл бұрын
this "bill nye" character seems pretty nitpicking and biased
@yourwelcome52933 жыл бұрын
hes a dream stan, nothing we can do 'bout it
@Odreaded3 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like he isn’t even a scientist
@21joebloe3 жыл бұрын
Therefore, Dunkey wins. Bye bye
@plumpychump11653 жыл бұрын
K
@JessmanChicken863 жыл бұрын
omg Tim I love you
@dujoboi3 жыл бұрын
I love how the 8 year old stans are happy that he apologised and normal people are happy that its irony
@mr.x50473 жыл бұрын
"This is like finding a dead body at Logan Paul's house." - Gex
@thoticcusprime93093 жыл бұрын
@Dr Rhesus Team 10
@totalhydration52403 жыл бұрын
That damn lizard Gex! If you were a fan of Gex, you'll get it!
@rjmarshall13043 жыл бұрын
My favourite comment ever.
@KBCards3 жыл бұрын
Hey all! Z-tier
@FAMBEEZO3 жыл бұрын
“One in a hundred million? That’s like... a one in three shot” -videogamedunkey
@bobshnitzel26083 жыл бұрын
1 in 3, it either doesn't happen or it does, or it doesn't but Dream says it does
@joelikesthings3 жыл бұрын
Dream was so scummy with how he presented that stat. It was 1/100,000,000 that THE WHOLE MINECRAFT SPEED RUN COMMUNITY would achieve ONE run like that...
@Mark_Goddin3 жыл бұрын
Excellent maths on Dunkey’s part right there.
@scritoph33683 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a movie? 1 in a million is practically guaranteed, as long as it's the good guy getting those odds! And dream has way too many subs to be the bad guy, surely?
@Kamikaze2593 жыл бұрын
@@joelikesthings yea, if the WHOLE COMMUNITY does a speedrun ONCE
@daviddraper64683 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry you had to deal with this, Dunkey. You know what they say: “it’s every day, bro”
@elhooligan92843 жыл бұрын
Thanks david
@sharplydressedrabbit36043 жыл бұрын
@Clockyn Error Code 420: Disney Channel flow stopped working Reason: Fired
@morgancestmoi60183 жыл бұрын
Fact💯💯
@josephtorres73323 жыл бұрын
Very epic joke David
@sirhorsewithahammer86853 жыл бұрын
bunger
@featherspy3 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here like "why is this background music so familiar" then I realized, as the mother of a toddler, it's one of the first results on KZbin for "baby lullabye for sleep" 😂
@unpseudototalementnormal5173 жыл бұрын
But it's a music from animal crossing xD
@exilley21343 жыл бұрын
@@unpseudototalementnormal517 animal crossing is relaxing enough to have music considered suitable for babies tryna slep :p
@mirmalchik3 жыл бұрын
hahahaaaa hell yeah bill nye lullabye
@oceanmew3 жыл бұрын
Just a heads up the song is actually "Stale Cupcakes" from Animal Crossing New Leaf
@rejectedhumanity52393 жыл бұрын
A mom that watches Dunkey? Badass.
@advil29273 жыл бұрын
I cant believe dunkey was being sarcastic the whole time...
@Vissorilio3 жыл бұрын
2:26 yup totally not noticable sarcasm here :D
@Liam-fd4uh3 жыл бұрын
@@Vissorilio “I cant believe dunkey was being sarcastic the whole time...” yup totally not noticeable sarcasm here :D
@tweer642 жыл бұрын
@@Liam-fd4uh Tbf, I didn't watch the entire video because I thought it was just another misguided Dream stan.
@RenoMay3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t see a truck parked outside his mansion. Terrible apology
@christophhollmann3 жыл бұрын
ah a Jake Paul referecne.. i got this one
@user-cp9id1mj8b3 жыл бұрын
@@christophhollmann I think he's actually talking about the CSGO Lotto scandal
@dominicfliszkiewicz88993 жыл бұрын
hes talking about tmartn's apology
@garrettstrand34863 жыл бұрын
I just got done watching your latest video. Didn't expect to see you here though lol.
@chesphendshil82703 жыл бұрын
@@user-cp9id1mj8b yep, its that one
@intothekey3 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is a genius. He realized that kids under 8 don't get sopping irony and made a video that validates everyones opinions leading to that insane like to dislike raito.
@MrBroke3 жыл бұрын
exactly. i should try this sometime
@Timmering3 жыл бұрын
Lmao ikr
@thegoldenw3 жыл бұрын
YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE NIGHT YES
@nitsuj81003 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@koteshima66823 жыл бұрын
nice pfp, rare to see Sket Dance stuff nowadays
@theletterk3 жыл бұрын
Watching the prequel.
@sheharyarkhan15313 жыл бұрын
Can't believe he was being sarcastic this whole time. What else can you expect from the dude who beat Bowsers big bean burrito in .65 seconds.
@pocketglove3 жыл бұрын
"I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment"
@whitehownkey44603 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 cam I eat you?
@69yearsago773 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 TURTLE BURRGGGGGERRRRR
@69yearsago773 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 ayyyyyy
@fabanano61583 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 turtle burger
@jeffbeharry10023 жыл бұрын
This is the first "strand-type" apology.
@AdamShepard3 жыл бұрын
wow.
@maxluong23 жыл бұрын
No, that was when logan paul impregnated his brother.
@nameless99543 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ratgator3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO BEST COMMENT I'VE SEEN THIS FUCKING YEAR
@jimbo03863 жыл бұрын
Stand-type
@swag1213 жыл бұрын
Next in KZbin recommendations: "Dream's Response, DEBUNKED"
@kudosbudo3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean beDUNKED
@sappy36513 жыл бұрын
Well...it was
@djbongwater3 жыл бұрын
oh did you immediately sort by new to see if people would leave comments about the un-apology? welcome, dawg
@joltdarkjolteon41253 жыл бұрын
Yep
@stupidteous Жыл бұрын
yepp
@bakerXderek3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know who the hell Dream is
@armeeee92463 жыл бұрын
Hello verified user!
@Red-hw6rl3 жыл бұрын
You don't wanna know....it's a nightmare I'm sorry
@Boxvoko3 жыл бұрын
Wow that's actually very cool, super trendy
@jakehague15553 жыл бұрын
@Mike Wazowski sums it up
@billy76853 жыл бұрын
Hello motorcycle how do you do braap braap?
@shadowspider41403 жыл бұрын
“A PhD in Astronauts” that made me laugh way harder than it should have
@jellybelly1113 жыл бұрын
he had to explore the entire universe to attain that PhD
@LudaChez3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment because I wanted to make it. I lost it.
@ThePandaNationCCP3 жыл бұрын
dream is a hacker dont lie to urself
@bubbakushingtonIII3 жыл бұрын
Same homie
@animatrix14903 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for pointing this out, I love it
@selocha43673 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Dream Stans actually uses this video as a proof that he didn't cheat lmao
@Vissorilio3 жыл бұрын
Wdym dunkey is the mysterious bill Nye Harvard professor. He is the biggest dream Stan that's why his proof in this video is so convincing.
@lightpearl14953 жыл бұрын
Not all stans r dumb, my friend who's a dream stan was laughing the heck out after watching this.
@robloxdoorsfan83433 жыл бұрын
Next time dream is gonna resurrect Einstein to defend for him.
@rasati3 жыл бұрын
i dont know who epstain is but dream said hes a phd plant scientist so i believe him
@ZeroTHLP3 жыл бұрын
@@rasati esptein is the person who discovered science
@saikana55133 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroTHLP what i thought he was the one who is have are smart
@DanMan3 жыл бұрын
i knew the dream wasnt over and the nightmare didnt begin
@ikandoit3 жыл бұрын
it was just the drugs man
@kinggoose15273 жыл бұрын
Hi dan
@dimmie86163 жыл бұрын
Technically, he slowly is. His statement of apology isn't solid as concrete as many people are slowly digging into his own truths or lies.
@Ryleeman54number23 жыл бұрын
He actually did cheat tho
@AVeryNormalGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@dimmie8616 Did you even watch the video. It's not even slow. Dunkey was making fun of the guy Dream hired.
@adrianrojas87713 жыл бұрын
Dunkey not having a sweater while apologizing, not trying to sound depressed, not blaming his childhood memories for his mistakes, not petting his pet to look like a good person, worst apologize I've seen. 10/10 it has a little something for everyone.
@SOMeDoOD19923 жыл бұрын
- IGN
@Prefreshing3 жыл бұрын
“Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye”
@Alexandra-gt6kn3 жыл бұрын
It really makes you *feel* like an apology.
@r.martinwarnke61843 жыл бұрын
well put
@thatone85413 жыл бұрын
1:06 - 1:14
@1bruv3 жыл бұрын
The classic sigh at the beginning of every apology video is the funniest thing ever
@Bound4Earth Жыл бұрын
God Tier Sarcasm. It even fooled Dream into thinking Dunkey likes him.
@umnomeinteressante10243 жыл бұрын
Coming up next week: Turns out Dream lied about getting help from Bill Nye and he actually did cheat, dunkey then makes a video apologizing about apologizing.
@djungelskogjamjam49953 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is, dream actually did lie. the anonymous "expert" he got was actually from this sketchy grant proposal review wix site and almost everything in the document was debunked by someone on r/statistics Edit: the person on r/statistics is verified to have a PhD, whereas the website and paper dream used has no names or credentials listed anywhere
@generalsour12213 жыл бұрын
@@djungelskogjamjam4995 yeah, redditors said it was wrong so it's wrong
@bigbig1733 жыл бұрын
@@djungelskogjamjam4995 He found errors from 10 sentences~ out of 19 pages.
@worstmapmaker30713 жыл бұрын
@@djungelskogjamjam4995 where turtle burger guy?
@thetrump99743 жыл бұрын
@@djungelskogjamjam4995 yeah a lot of people have pointed out how the actual report makes a lot of rookie mistakes and is very amateur. It seems like dream most likely did still cheat and the counter document was just a last ditch effort
@ProtoMario3 жыл бұрын
This arc is getting spicy
@potelitli57403 жыл бұрын
Dream is lucky
@ieieieieierio3 жыл бұрын
Lol only 9 likes
@sorayacatfriend3 жыл бұрын
BUT PROTO
@ryanjansenbaranda85563 жыл бұрын
Ghost pepper level
@gruma65813 жыл бұрын
The plot thickens.
@DamaThamaCrazyDave3 жыл бұрын
Remember Dunkey was sarcastic in this video dream stans
@Letmekickyou3 жыл бұрын
always has been
@plodei3 жыл бұрын
Unapologize
@memesarekeem3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, this is really the first strand type apology.
@AhNoWiC3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@sly68653 жыл бұрын
God tier comment
@unlimited84103 жыл бұрын
"There have actually been strand type apologies that existed before this one, although fantastical and insincere in nature. The challenge however is how to convert douchey aplogising into satire. Well..., definietely like this."
@hunterhaller40653 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment ☝️
@Codricmon3 жыл бұрын
Everything I know about Dream, I learned against my will.
@animatrix14903 жыл бұрын
I feel you. My friend showed a couple of his videos to me and I was not entertained
@bosch53033 жыл бұрын
@@animatrix1490 I watch dream as background noise to soothe my brain with retarded screams while its shutting down
@animatrix14903 жыл бұрын
@@bosch5303 Sounds about right. I do appreciate the animatics I've seen, but I think it's mostly because I respect the amount of work that goes into it
@AzuraiAeon3 жыл бұрын
Raped your eyes and ears
@Tyler-bp4md3 жыл бұрын
you guys sound like you dislike dream. funny how he blew up not too long ago and now theres drama about him thats split his fanbase. you guys dont think for yourselves. do you really dislike dream? does dream make good videos? its a simple question
@Joeysalty3 жыл бұрын
Guys I just watched Dunkey’s taking back his apology video, and i thought Dream cheated, but now that I am rewatching this and am seeing all the astromathaticals and Bill Spies, I think Dream did not cheat.
@jimbo52663 жыл бұрын
You are right. This video is very convincing.
@RyoshiAkaRL3 жыл бұрын
Well he did
@wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h483 жыл бұрын
@@RyoshiAkaRL It's a joke
@StaringAtYou00013 жыл бұрын
But Dream lately atmited to have berm sorta cheating? So he still did kinda cheat, I dont know all detsils but there have a lot of videos out talking about it.
@Iluvpie62 жыл бұрын
@@StaringAtYou0001 yeah, we watched that video and thought that since he did admit to cheating that he cheated. But now we’re rewatching this video and thinking again that he didn’t cheat.
@mistermuffin39373 жыл бұрын
The FUCKING wiggles man. You just can't trust them.
@H3Vtux3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time dunkey didn't apologize to sky after beating him in smash.
@sunday12943 жыл бұрын
You mean hatsune miku?
@SlidewaysMotion3 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen this comment in a while :)
@s0lacee3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of [REDACTED]
@Glorc720003 жыл бұрын
"This comment is like being a minor at sky's house" - Gex
@EliteBlade973 жыл бұрын
Think Sky has a little more to apologise for first
@BestAtNothing3 жыл бұрын
I literally thought Dream was Cryaotic but rebranded
@Lelfay3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Vandewarker like the exact same smile and mask
@biggusdickus17793 жыл бұрын
@@Lelfay Nah Cry's facial expression was blank honestly
@blitzthreesix3 жыл бұрын
lol hes even in 2:50 as "Dream fan art"
@numetalslug3 жыл бұрын
their personas have the same mask, same green hoodie, same brown hair. the fanarts have literally every defining characteristic in common, both regularly stream(ed) on twitch and both of them used (cry/dream)wastaken for usernames. but honestly it could still be a coincidence i guess...
@bungobogus81323 жыл бұрын
@@test-zg4hv they just explained ya doof
@rppavlek3 жыл бұрын
"This report was commissioned by Dream, but he did not have direct or undue influence over the outcome. For example, Dream provided feedback on this report..."
@Pouncingpuma73 жыл бұрын
The only thing that would make this apology better would be putting a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship in the middle.
@A.Clifton3 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian would do it in the middle of a sentence
@TheGrades903 жыл бұрын
What’s most impressive to me about this whole series, is that Dunkey has made it seem like this made up youtuber “dream” is actually real. So good dunk
@Calslock3 жыл бұрын
You can see how dedicated dunk is to this channel, not only he created so called "Dream's" account and collected over 14 million subs over there, he also created "Dream's" second account with over 2 million subs, and that's only for this few videos. Incredible.
@stopreadingthisusername95283 жыл бұрын
It was all just a dream.
@redcatofdeath3 жыл бұрын
Even more impressive is the way he created this entire fake game called 'Minecraft' for the series. Obviously the graphics are a bit too simplistic to realistically be a popular game in 2020, but still, great effort.
@pad29583 жыл бұрын
@@Lalovoe nonsense,you just made that up didn't you?
@Calslock3 жыл бұрын
@@Lalovoe woosh
@TheAwesomeHyperon3 жыл бұрын
Thank god, I thought that “dunkview” thing was going to be a thing.
@minikit2943 жыл бұрын
@@Incinerated523 someone’s boutta woooosh you Edit: looks like someone deleted their comment
@willroberson12183 жыл бұрын
it really doesn’t fit in well with his other content
@tarnishedpose3 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk review? More like cyberpu... No thanks! where is among us wednesday!?
@WillBilliam3 жыл бұрын
It’s not even a clever name and everyone knows that Dunkey can’t review games because he disagreed with me one time
@cacophonyeffects28233 жыл бұрын
• MiNiKiT • okay yoda
@davidsantiago78083 жыл бұрын
Some news articles reported on this dunkey apology thinking its real. This video is layered in so much sarcasm if you think it's real you need help.
@AlejoGaming-hv6lm3 жыл бұрын
Inb4 the kiddies that finished the video read your comment and summon the sandstorm.
@pinkgoergefloyd83403 жыл бұрын
It’s real IDIOT. Everyone knows Bill Rye corrected the Lego speedrun math correctly
@cannonballjenkins27573 жыл бұрын
Good thing to know this was all sarcasm, I already knew it was sarcasm but hearing him saying it was all sarcasm makes it more believable for me to believe that this video is sarcastic because Dunkey said this sarcastic video was sarcastic and he was sarcastic making this sarcastic video
@sirtiddlebupkins83713 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sometimes you just need that extra level of clerification, right? Else how would we ever know for sure?
@miserablepileofsecrets3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing out he was being sarcastic about the sarcastic sarcasm
@cannonballjenkins27573 жыл бұрын
@@miserablepileofsecrets we need other people to point how much sarcasm is in this sarcastic video so that others know that this sarcastic video is sarcastic and even how dunkey was being sarcastically sarcastic when making this sarcastic video. It's sad to think that people dont think this sarcastic video isnt sarcastic even though the sarcastic video is sarcastic
@weliveinasociety11543 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Dunkey was sarcastically saying that this sarcastic video was actually not sarcastic but was sarcastically sarcastic about people who sarcastically say dream didn’t fake his speedrun.
@pj47333 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is literally speed running KZbin Influencer Simulator and literally nearing his way to the boxing match phase, who will he box?
@slicksnoozy44533 жыл бұрын
All the Dunkey clones at once!
@Blyegh3 жыл бұрын
Ricky Berwick
@TheSSBrolli3 жыл бұрын
Big Wheel
@adsoyad-ln7zb3 жыл бұрын
Of course gex
@happiprod.81603 жыл бұрын
bubber ducky
@fernandoantoniomusic87123 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is like that episode of South Park where Randy acted so sarcastic that he couldn’t ever stop being sarcastic because his brain forgot how to act normally.
@acevaver54253 жыл бұрын
Sauce or it didn't happen.
@Logan-cw9yr3 жыл бұрын
@@acevaver5425 Season 16 episode 8
@daniellatkowsky62843 жыл бұрын
Oh wow that sounds SO funny. Also since I’m old, from the Simpsons: “Oh this guy is cool” “...are you being sarcastic”?? “.....I don’t even know anymore”.
@Daria-Morgendorffer3 жыл бұрын
Nah simpsons used to be really funny, just search homers brain, or his inventions etc, way funnier than a lot of recent southpark, of course that's just opinion
@flaco34623 жыл бұрын
oh god i remember sarcastaball that was a riot and it's even more confusing with dunkey
@commentsaretrue45703 жыл бұрын
Dont forget, this was sarcastic and he knew all along.
@happyszzzzs21733 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jimmyjimbo723 жыл бұрын
He was also blindfolded and his little brother made it.
@StirlingSilver3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjimbo72 shut jimmy
@jimmyjimbo723 жыл бұрын
@@StirlingSilver Found his little brother.
@milkiekittie66593 жыл бұрын
The fact that you slipped in Cry Fanart is genius
@lordniloc1013 жыл бұрын
the horrible part about this is that the meta-irony has gone so deep I can't even tell if he's sarcastic anymore Great now I'm laughing my ass off at the bickering in the replies
@Polygonzzzzzzz3 жыл бұрын
Same...
@zenithmaiden21093 жыл бұрын
He got me in the first half, ngl.
@crocodile96643 жыл бұрын
It hurts my brain
@mrhuman50923 жыл бұрын
Sharingan
@jerryborjon3 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn’t actually care. He seems to be satirizing drama coverage as a whole.
@lukeengelken99843 жыл бұрын
“1 in 100,000,000, that’s like a 1 in 3 shot at that point” Best line of this video 😂😂😂
@ghjklkop78683 жыл бұрын
agree
@MrXeptional3 жыл бұрын
The difference between 1 in 100 million and 1 in 7.5 trillion is so huge I don’t think people realize. To put that in perspective 100 million seconds is like 1160 days. 7.5 trillion seconds is close to 87 million days. Of course it’s just to put in perspective how big the number difference is and has nothing to do with probability and statistics and 100 million is still rare. Winning the power ball is about 1/300 mil, and we see how often that happens.
@rubensustaita61093 жыл бұрын
@@MrXeptional Massive difference between winning the lottery and rng in video games.
@rayaqin3 жыл бұрын
@@rubensustaita6109 yeah, especially since only one of those is actually based on rng
@sandmand40363 жыл бұрын
@@MrXeptional bill guy isnt even a real mathmetician lol and you believe him xd
@chasecollins32633 жыл бұрын
This aged like recycled aluminum.
@chasecollins32633 жыл бұрын
@Walter White Gaming It doesn't decay and can be recycled to the end of time.
@notapro64303 жыл бұрын
There’s too many layers of irony I can’t tell if dunkey thinks he did or didn’t cheat
@emilpysenisoncrack4203 жыл бұрын
That would be polyironia or polyironious
@tomer3393 жыл бұрын
didn't you watch the video? Dunkey thinks he didn't cheat.
@emilpysenisoncrack4203 жыл бұрын
@@tomer339 I was about to woooosh myself...
@tharushakarunaratne36923 жыл бұрын
@@tomer339 he sounds sarcastic
@tomer3393 жыл бұрын
@@tharushakarunaratne3692 Nah he isn't he actually apologized.
@floppy42273 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for the people who didn't detect the sarcasm.
@someonesgenericfish03 жыл бұрын
[silence] Edit: that wasn't meant to look like a correction
@taffymatt13663 жыл бұрын
@@someonesgenericfish0 They spelled it right tho? *edit responding to your edit* I see, well I'll give a moment of silence too... **silence**
@inaayachen75923 жыл бұрын
@@someonesgenericfish0 *silence
@konnermorris17533 жыл бұрын
@@someonesgenericfish0 syleinhce*
@highskate40773 жыл бұрын
silence*
@pedr3123 жыл бұрын
this apology really makes you FEEL like you're sorry
@professionalcatgirl85923 жыл бұрын
this apology has the exaggerated swagger of a gaming youtuber
@drewdonewell25683 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp! Advance Wars lets go!
@freshappleseed69663 жыл бұрын
This apology is like riding go karts at Steve Urkel's house.
@TheJmax043 жыл бұрын
10/10 this apology has a little something for everyone.
@harshal11533 жыл бұрын
7.8/10 too much sorry
@ConairHockey3 жыл бұрын
It still baffles me that Dream passed you in subs. You, Critikal, and Seannaners are to me the last youtubers of youtube's golden age with still golden content.
@gavinmahoney54023 жыл бұрын
Seananners and Sark do not get the credit they deserve, two of the all-time greats to come out of KZbin and if they uploaded more often they'd still probably be the best on the platform
@eldenvedetta6357 ай бұрын
The problem is people often love those who PUMP out content, like multiple videos a day almost every single day. So even though all of Dunkey's videos are amazing, 3-5 every month isn't enough for most people's attention span. I prefer channels as quality as his, but I also like extremely long and an extreme amount of content, but I also do need at least a certain level of quality. I wish someone was at his quality that streamed, which he said he has twitch so maybe he does but I can't use that sight I dislike it, so I'd rather wait for someone good enough on KZbin.
@Fungorrr3 жыл бұрын
I knew this entire video was sarcasm, I love drama monday.
@amaybansal10533 жыл бұрын
if you look through Dream's .jar file, you can clearly see that he modded the game so it would be compatible with a blindfold and a USB Steering wheel.
@crocodile96643 жыл бұрын
SMH. I knew Dream cheated.
@syrupee093 жыл бұрын
@@crocodile9664 Minecraft but my friend is a Car 😏
@jerryborjon3 жыл бұрын
smh my head. We all know that the USB steering wheel gives everyone an unfair advantage >:(
@shilla5473 жыл бұрын
Even if Dream did cheat, we all know his little brother was playing.
@slameno-JR3 жыл бұрын
@@shilla547 yeah and his controller wasnt even plugged in
@Twolol3 жыл бұрын
idk whos dreams or bill nye the science guy or the wiggles but i want to know more about the wiggles i cant believe they lip synced the song
@DildoSchwaggin3 жыл бұрын
same
@mubarak78853 жыл бұрын
Yo it's Toemad. Jk, love your vids
@SnoppleWopple3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@adrianheredia64943 жыл бұрын
You dont know BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY?
@MeesterTweester3 жыл бұрын
The Wiggles are a children's band from Australia
@Dudemandudeman19 Жыл бұрын
A year later, and the Wiggles have yet to pay for their crimes
@user146903 жыл бұрын
My apology for apologizing to Dream
@mohamedshafi91703 жыл бұрын
a prophet
@Cyranek3 жыл бұрын
yo ok those friggin wiggle guys need to go eat em up
@Weptune3 жыл бұрын
Cyranek
@rhinozigod3 жыл бұрын
Cyranek
@pepperpig6493 жыл бұрын
Dream cheated
@nou13603 жыл бұрын
Wtf I’m early to a cyranek comment
@Otie643 жыл бұрын
they need to go eat some cold spaghetti if you know what i'm sayin and/or catch my drift.
@lanog403 жыл бұрын
Dunkey your sarcasm is too many layers deep, it is breaking my brain
@Yipper643 жыл бұрын
@@yoosh9034 theres at least two, possibly three, of course flipping the actual opinion Dunkey is meant to have each time.
@Undercoverfire3 жыл бұрын
@@hitmeintheheadwithahammer 1/100000000 ~= 1/3
@andrewmccumber58713 жыл бұрын
What sarcasm?
@floating_microwave67833 жыл бұрын
What do you mean
@f1r3hunt3rz53 жыл бұрын
Turns out you were right all along.
@Eldudiogrande3 жыл бұрын
It was kinda fucked up how he threw the mods under the bus. I hate that he got away with it it goes against the very idea of speedrunning
@ratking95773 жыл бұрын
You talking about Dunkey or Dream?
@Eldudiogrande3 жыл бұрын
@@ratking9577 ofc dunkey did u see that ratatouille% run it was insane
@timothyclark95863 жыл бұрын
@@Eldudiogrande when I founded out Drems cheatd I was literary crying and shaking with scardness 😭😭😭
@Eldudiogrande3 жыл бұрын
@@timothyclark9586 ok….
@timothyclark95863 жыл бұрын
@@Eldudiogrande Drems is mhy hero, he wold never cheat in millions of years.
@gamgam79793 жыл бұрын
"he has a PhD in Astronauts"
@oomar45973 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even a joke anymore his still making good videos
@fabanano61583 жыл бұрын
Turtle burger
@benjamindrhee3 жыл бұрын
turtle gaming
@guilhermealvares58353 жыл бұрын
@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 frfr
@JuanPablo-pg3vx3 жыл бұрын
He will never make bad videos
@Alastarr13 жыл бұрын
That's the fucking joke homie.
@manlyman7933 жыл бұрын
oh how the tables have turned
@ballnotnormie78013 жыл бұрын
Well uh
@ronarel91443 жыл бұрын
The levels of comedy are to many for me to understand at this point....
@lonesomedrifter17843 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment ever made
@CookiePieMonster3 жыл бұрын
Dunky's comedy has infinite levels. Don't feel bad.
@FederalBulgeInvestigator3 жыл бұрын
turtle burger..
@d3ly7463 жыл бұрын
@@lonesomedrifter1784 this is the greatest comment of all time
@jonathansoelle2663 жыл бұрын
I just can't tell what's real anymore
@Depleted-Uranium3 жыл бұрын
Looking over the math again, i have concluded everyone involved is a bunch of nerds with no friends -Stephen Hawking the Science Guy
@recipeacefoodialogue49153 жыл бұрын
He never said that? That's too mean-spirited
@xInglorious3 жыл бұрын
too soon
@LordDragox4123 жыл бұрын
I've checked the meth and it's crystal clear to me that it's legit. It's high level meth, normal methematics don't even compare to it. That astrophysicist is totally legit and that dumb statistics reddit guy who claims to have PhD and says it's wrong is wrong because they're wrong and dumb and biased. /s
@recipeacefoodialogue49153 жыл бұрын
@Sprite Unless we're talking Bill Nye, who pushed me over at the tuber convention and said my channel sucks and spilled my home-made fruit punch, I will not tolerate disrespect to Mr. HawkKing
@railx3 жыл бұрын
@@recipeacefoodialogue4915 cause he can't speak (should point 9ut he couldn't speak even before he died, so I guess he double can't speak...does that mean he can speak?)
@iv6243 жыл бұрын
This hits different after he actually cheated
@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu3 жыл бұрын
He was being ironic he knrw he cheated
@dogol2843 жыл бұрын
LMAO HE ACTUALLY WAS CHEATING HE FESSED UP
@mad_huntress_87963 жыл бұрын
You were the first person to comment after dreams confession. You get every star emotion i can find. 🌟 ⭐ 🌠 💫 ✡ 🔯
@HiImCool20083 жыл бұрын
@@mad_huntress_8796 ✨
@sanuthweerasinghe78253 жыл бұрын
this video was so sarcastic, it was obvious dream cheated 💀
@ShaquilleOatz3 жыл бұрын
“Everyone I knew said Dream cheated” pulls up a picture of reddit
@Ooffoop3 жыл бұрын
@@ritawant4686 I see you more often than Bigfoot now
@bermuda3333 жыл бұрын
@Aizen Reyes (2022) tf does that have to do with anything "I see you are either wearing the color green or the color red, am i correct or naw"
@ShadowfaxSTP3 жыл бұрын
@@Ooffoop No kidding, this subtle spam bot's really pushing its luck. Hopefully enough people report the user for YT to ban them (again).
@chiyuriku3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but it was a picture of a reddit post summarizing that dreams defenses were garbage.
@Ooffoop3 жыл бұрын
@Aizen Reyes (2022) *wat*
@passerby57353 жыл бұрын
I had my PhD in subtraction revoked when they found out I'd been practicing addition.
@Joe-cm5kl3 жыл бұрын
You think that's bad, I was accused of multiplying with a student.
@Vanilla-Suite3 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-cm5kl damn bro same
@matthewbarber86793 жыл бұрын
Could have just said you were subtracting negative numbers
@howsitgoingbros37113 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-cm5kl I multiplied with your MOM
@l93243 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-cm5kl actual funny joke in a youtube comment section how
@user-kw8gt7we9x3 жыл бұрын
who went back to this video after watching ''Taking Back my Apology to Dream''
@kyatzz3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand astrology so I'm happy dream didn't actually cheated. I forgive you dunkey.
@subhasishghosh69243 жыл бұрын
ikr. Dream is the best person on the planet. He can't possibly cheat
@jtsnahnavisagelliv79113 жыл бұрын
@@subhasishghosh6924 lol
@metroidman75923 жыл бұрын
speedrunning minecraft wasnt enough. now dunky is speedrunning youtube.
@midnightmoron3323 жыл бұрын
Best comment on this video
@dustynutz21753 жыл бұрын
*DREAMS SPEEDRUNNING MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
@Baba_babaA3 жыл бұрын
@@dustynutz2175 *Heavy breathing and button smashing intensiies.*
@lucasrusso-weatherly14043 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is the best gamer of all time
@Tester-sh1mn3 жыл бұрын
after speed-running minecraft ratatouille house dunkey now sets his gaze upon the KZbin algorithm
@antimatter30843 жыл бұрын
Dream has been accused of cheating and he needs your help, to defeat those pesky moderators and get his run back on the leaderboard. All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year
@thepowersurfer14903 жыл бұрын
I see, you are a man of culture Also when IS part 6 getting animated
@antimatter30843 жыл бұрын
@@thepowersurfer1490 Hopefully next year since they are having that Bizarre Adventure event, especially since we got two seasons of Fire Force( which I don't mind since I enjoy that show) before Part 6
@Messier__3 жыл бұрын
@@antimatter3084 When will jojo be real?
@muelesariocontra3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t need your credentials, he can just guess them due to his prodigious luck
@RoachDogg_JR3 жыл бұрын
You are now banned from Fiver.
@NiCccccccccccccccccccccccc3 жыл бұрын
Lololololol sarcasm at it’s finest
@Junior131132 жыл бұрын
Bill Rye the Bread Guy
@rawrizord2 жыл бұрын
aha holy shit that's fucking hilarious how did you come up with that
@Junior131132 жыл бұрын
@@rawrizord Dunkey mentioned Bill Nye, calling him "Bill Rye."
@AlkalineAwakening3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: don’t be scientifically wrong at Bill Nye’s house
@WastedPotential173 жыл бұрын
-Gex
@yosefyonin68243 жыл бұрын
-jon tron's final words before he ended his friendship with dunkey for being black
@hoagielamp65433 жыл бұрын
That's every rationalist youtuber after he said there's more than two genders lel
@JBHUTT093 жыл бұрын
@@hoagielamp6543 The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd certainly seems to have an aversion to scientific facts!
@Ozymandias2x3 жыл бұрын
@@JBHUTT09 That's the exact opposite of how that phrase works.
@SammyWood643 жыл бұрын
"This is just like speedrunning Minecraft at Bill Nye's house." - Gex
@TOM-wk3vs3 жыл бұрын
.
@iwantanswers3 жыл бұрын
Bill Rye*
@nottodaygalvatron3 жыл бұрын
perfect comment
@dasanibrack16873 жыл бұрын
We still don't know who he hired. There is no name attached to the person who is claimed to be a Harvard professor.
@dasanibrack16873 жыл бұрын
On top of that, There have been several verified researchers who use reddit who found that the research on these so called values for dream's defense aren't accurate at all
@Kafetti3 жыл бұрын
World’s first strand type apology
@3van6603 жыл бұрын
10/10 apologuy vid even did a sigh at the beginning dunkey you're the best
@Mediocritii3 жыл бұрын
“A PHD in astronauts” - Dunkey 2020
@Howesenberg3 жыл бұрын
Someone best get editing the Wikipedia quick
@JokersWild3 жыл бұрын
"He's a professor at Harvard with a PhD in Austronauts"
@bigtimetimmyjim64863 жыл бұрын
Bill Rye
@JokersWild3 жыл бұрын
@@bigtimetimmyjim6486 Ghe Tience Nuy
@lulgrim3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit he's vietnamese?
@weebmaster95913 жыл бұрын
Harsvard
@bluerath3 жыл бұрын
@@bigtimetimmyjim6486 the pseudo science guy
@skull33873 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it now in 5 months he will reveal that this is sarcastic
@nathangagne59483 жыл бұрын
I'm really loving these new videos. Hilarious! Keep em coming