Vin diesel and his weird video game

[@Mongoosegoose]

"I love you." I had to sanitize my phone, my hand, and my house when Diesel said that.

[@absenceofwordz3828]

But not your ears?

[@shawneeg214]

BlackSquid Mountain I love you too

[@colmlooney5843]

What. About. Your. Wife?

[@sillygoose2878]

Bet you wish you saved that sanitiser for now

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

I had to sanitize my whole family and house

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

"Also-oh-I broke it-" Kevin with everything, every single time.

[@jackbudi]

There’s not a thing Kevin can’t break. Kevin is a force of chaos and is unpredictable.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Every game ever

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

I CAN'T BREATHE-

[@ironmanisalive3240]

I don't think he break the games. He is just so good that he finish them early

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

@@ironmanisalive3240 No he does break them I mean pure example is Red Dead Redemption - the thing crashed on him 3 times rofl

[@ally939]

Finally, he’s actually using his green screen for something other than just being a green background

[@jackbudi]

Hello, Hello Anon

[@yungvag]

Hello Anon Hello

[@forrest7186]

Hello Anon Hello Anon

[@abs_nobody]

I've been waiting for this moment

[@kegangardner2277]

@yami bakura It's a joke

[@ahobbit1273]

Watching Kevin watch the uncomfortable Vin Diesel video was hilarious. I’m so happy Kevin is an actual decent, reasonable person irl despite his video game psychopathy. “Oh no, get away from her!” -Kevin, voicing my panic as I saw Vin advancing on that poor woman

[@dangelocake2635]

I'm also happy. Especially because I'm from Brasil (where the harassment happened) and I knew Carol Moreira (the reporter) long before this interview. At the time, a lot of people accused her of seeking attention, even some women. And she never sued him or talked anything about it, as some people said. The only thing she did was saying how uncomfortable she was in her social medias.

[@claviculanox9558]

@@dangelocake2635 in English, Brasil is not a word, it's Brazil.

[@tomsbrainhurtsalot]

Clavicula Nox and in Brasil, the country is called Brasil, so it should be called that in any language.

[@claviculanox9558]

@@tomsbrainhurtsalot do you refer to Germany in your language as Deutschland? How about China, do you call it 中国? I suppose also when you write down the name of the country Russia it's Россия for you? Spare me... It isn't written and it shouldn't be written like that because it's *WRONG*, plain and simple, you should write the name of the place you talk about in the same language you started the sentence.

[@ajgoeswest7017]

Clavicula Nox calm down claudia

[@merfsnurf4943]

“OOH no get away from her” and kevin physically hiding is such a mood

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

I felt that fear tbh--

[@n8bayonet]

"Is such a mood" Do you even english bro?

[@ayiee]

@@n8bayonet it's internet slang

[@n8bayonet]

@@ayiee same goes for "do you even english" , I stand corrected.

[@jackbudi]

You can tell the video’s gonna be good when Kevin comes in wearing a green screen Green for Luck of the Irish

[@chonks3625]

If it ain't the disbeliever who was right but was unbeleveen' swine! I will beat u with my noodle arms! ᕦ( ⊡ 益 ⊡ )ᕤ

[@jackbudi]

@HUmaN iMboDiEmeNt oF MemeS huh?

[@tristanlusk4848]

You can tell it's gonna be a good video when you get the notification that Kevin posted a new vid

[@chonks3625]

If it ain't the unbeleveen'(me ees aware oof meh spoolin') swine who was right but dodged my big abby noodle arms! Grrrr ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

[@noterobrine9921]

Luck of the Irish sounds like a Minecraft potion effect

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

Kevin: I fear no man Vin diesels laugh: Exists Kevin: but that thing it scares me

[@Arthurt120]

Ohh I see the TF2 reference hahahhaha

[@medicaebasil1482]

Damn, you beat me to it

[@Arthurt120]

@Colin Rocco what if I did?

[@Arthsycz]

Pra te medo só de um fuzil automático AK 47

[@clayfrye4526]

bruh did anyone else notice that that is not a pointer its a telescopic magnet pickup tool

[@fatorangebastard]

“Ehehe.” - Vin Diesel 2019

[@Starlightbooper]

Jehhehjeh

[@nobody02348]

@MARCUS TRUJILLO funny vid but don't self promote on other channels

[@vmoney6904]

It was more like *gasps during a cough and the deeply inhales*

[@nobody02348]

@MARCUS TRUJILLO advertising your own video on other channels

[@Xehanort10]

He sounds like a robot whose programming glitched a bit.

[@sorox1234]

Vin Diesel talks like he's a maladapted neanderthal pulled straight out of the ice and given an acting career.

[@Gloss613]

Are you implying he's not

[@MyFairDinkum]

I've never read, nor heard, such an accurate description of a person since Encino Man.

[@fuzzy4580]

"laugh track but it's just a bunch of Kevins all laughing at once" would love to have this

[@locallysourcedgrains]

vin hitting on that interviewer made me truly retract from my physical self in discomfort

[@subliiminal]

little known fact, that intro was actually the birth of kevin. it displays him emerging from the womb in his baby clothes.

[@rilmar2137]

Lol, my friend today showed me a performance when they did exactly that

[@Starlightbooper]

@@rilmar2137 tf are they up to?🤔😂

[@Frogboyaidan]

@@rilmar2137 wth

[@RocoPwnage]

The second he said he's in love and the reporter's smile dropped instantly I just wanted you to skip the rest of the video.

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

ikanaide0 Someone can't handle expression

[@selty]

I cringed back into my soul

[@jamieryan5099]

@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ it is a weird thing to say to someone you just met whos and is interviewing you

[@giovanac4820]

I was the 666th like! Hell yeah

[@dasfowler]

"When did this turn into beautiful world? When did this turn into I love you?" My wedding vows and the reason I'm divorced probably...

[@AaronSayWhat]

His laugh sounds like you're trying to tame a horse in Minecraft 😂😂

[@anarmedrat8966]

I've seen you in YuB's comments once

[@biologicalhunter520]

Oh my God

[@chemoheterotroph]

Kevin forgot to mention that this man has a wife and kids.

[@alanheyes694]

Ciara And we made him famous, despite the warning signs.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Oh no...

[@LuckyDT]

His wife’s name is Chuck.

[@sleepyote]

Hopefully she leaves and takes the kids

[@yoohoo7222]

@@sleepyote Vin Diesel: "Karen, don't leave me! And don't take the kids!"

[@levv7258]

Vin diesel should be a main character in super seducer

[@hayleymariewhoawhoa1804]

Lev v YES!!!!

[@randomnerd3402]

Vin is perfect at it

[@Masada1911]

Oh yes please

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

Id pay good money for this.

[@siegwardinspirit]

He would bring back the serious, seemingly unironic tone of the first one, it'd be perfect.

[@devastatheseeker9967]

Me opening a call me kevin video: "When did this become beautiful world"

[@cassiegillis9492]

I’m getting, “It’s been a Vin Day-sel” tattooed on my rib cage.

[@TheFreakboy48]

"You're so beautiful. I'm in love... EHEHEHEH" A better one.

[@Klathis]

Vin Diesel and his new movie “The Pacifier?” More like Bore Ragnarok

[@EjDaddyyyy]

What's bore Ragnarok?

[@schiaccius1clay]

@@EjDaddyyyy what is the echo?

[@Damnto]

Eddie Lee how dare you

[@PeaceLuvNWubz]

@@EjDaddyyyy eddie lee? More like Bore Ragnarok

[@EjDaddyyyy]

@@PeaceLuvNWubz you're comment is retarded

[@jellybean7283]

"Oh no get away from her" I love how Kevin fidgets in the seat like Vin Desil is coming right at him 😭😢

[@CB_W0lf]

It's sympathy pain 😂😭

[@ironicugandan5826]

"Kevin plays a vin Diseiel game." 7 minutes later. "Ok... let's play this game."

[@arko.0.1.]

Robert Reich Ahh yes, vin diseiel

[@mrshmeep9314]

Kevin: I fear no man But that, *thing* -Vin Diesel Laugh- It scares me

[@Blasckk]

8:36 *"Are we the bad guys?"* Careful guys... He's learning.

[@Nathan-zc4db]

Q: "How can you be mid sentence talking to someone and just forget them like that?" A: He is obviously either waisted, high as a feckin kite, or both.

[@kindakyana2372]

He did say that he likes weed so maybe he is high as shit all the time

[@chick-fil-aspicychickensan4440]

“When did this turn into beautiful world” -me first time I saw Jim Pickens

[@the_s3th_lord502]

Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich ahh a fellow man of culture

[@undeadinside3571]

Jim is perfection

[@claire777.]

thanks chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich

[@MrBigNicholas]

i had no idea vin diesel was such an odd person, i knew he was little weird but goddamn is he strange

[@johnm3907]

NickTheGuy to be fair that vid with the woman looked like promotional material, it was fake. Looked like he was in character of the xxx guy

[@angrybidoof847]

Idk Danny Gonzalez (or Drew Goodden) did a video on him. The weirdness doesn't stop there

[@alanheyes694]

NickTheGuy He’s definitely uninhibited. You gotta admire the confidence, I guess.

[@theburningman5047]

Agreed, he's an odd man

[@michaelcarter3149]

Well he is either a very confident weirdo or a smooth alcoholic

[@lorenam.2660]

Only kevin would buy a green screen suit when he doesn't even use his green screen regularly, legend

[@jacobgame2757]

Green screen suit? That's just traditional Irish dress.

[@kms1011]

And writing it off as a business expense.

[@lorenam.2660]

@@jacobgame2757 a beautiful creation

[@lorenam.2660]

@@kms1011 well of course, where else can he look ridiculous and be praised AND paid for it other than on youtube

[@andyw1g386]

The part where he dances towards her. oh my god

[@Ryan-tz7sx]

2:13 "He sounds like a lawnmower failing to start"

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Jim is very much like Vin Diesel. Both love the idea of family

[@jackbudi]

Jack confused why Jim refer to Jimself in third person.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

JackBudi The Dear Leader demands respect and power and a way to do that is to talk in the 3rd person

[@cryptaronincheese]

So do Alabamians

[@atticuswoodall8573]

Do you control Kevin

[@jimpickens1701]

Jin Diesel

[@MsPoisonous]

2:35 how kevin physically goes back when diesel goes to that girl xD

[@shelliepancake9202]

I did too! agh!

[@MM-kq6fe]

The Jaws🦈 theme instantly played in my head.

[@SleepyKwee]

How he approached the girl too! He reminds me of the slime monsters from Resident Evil 7! 😂

[@yikes2540]

I was half expecting you to go “are you sure about that?” At the beginning

[@thatoneconcreteworker9202]

Same man same

[@thedaybreakboys4334]

Missed opportunity

[@enteroriginalnamehere4682]

Same

[@vendetta9353]

same

[@TTalksVA]

"7 inch restraining order" i think vin diesel was thinking the same during this interview

[@tiffiniwells5180]

I’m here for the shade Kevin. You’re leagues above him.

[@coryman125]

I'm so proud of you Kevin, you've come such a long way. A few months ago, when you forgot you were recording, I would expect you to go back to Idle Breakout. But now, you instead find yourself watching Amazon, trying endlessly to find some product that would fill the void in your heart that quitting that game has left. You're making such good progress, and I just thought you should know you have our support :)

[@noel_21]

What did he do when he forgot to record?

[@starrywho7795]

Soon he will conquer his addiction

[@BoredMurphy]

"Ha. Cat on a roomba. What will they think of next?" Kevin on a roomba!

[@TheBenSanders]

You've heard of cat on a roomba. Now try this! I'll leave.

[@electricspider2267]

You have 420 likes

[@JuliaCharlotteAyumi]

I haven't seen the Vin Diesel interview with Carol Moreira yet (The first one, it was kind of a big deal here in Brazil), because I knew I was going to cringe so hard. And so it happened. Thanks, Kevin.

[@FabiAraujok]

Same sis. Didnt she accuse him of sexual harassment after the whole thing?

[@Carols989]

@@FabiAraujok yep, and she was right. he looked high as fuck, disrespected her and her job (and his wife), and when she spoke about it people.......... blamed???? her???????? can you imagine if she was like a lawyer and a client kept interrupting her to talk about her appearance, then went Full On Weirdo and tried to touch her? i'd be calling security but he is a famous gringo so we, as a country, kissed his ass

[@arjunsharma1666]

@@FabiAraujok that was definitely harrasment, not much of an argument to have on that. How could he keep doing that for the whole interview and no one stopped him

[@Longboardguyy]

@@arjunsharma1666 One of the most powerful people on the planet can get away with nearly anything

[@tashkent561]

Que daora achar outro fã Br do Kevin!

[@yoshicherub]

Ok but, *Why does Kevin look like a pea when he's wearing the green suit*

[@tonichan89]

Cus he's a sweetpea ;)

[@yoshicherub]

@@tonichan89 I-...well, you're not wrong there

[@vmoney6904]

I-

[@yoshicherub]

@@vmoney6904 I-

[@wintertriggersme6304]

Thotimus Prime YeET I-

[@sincerityiscary]

i love how *green screen kevin* and *vin diesel* has been added to the kevin cinematic universe

[@jackpw698]

I completely forgot there was even a game until 7 minutes in

[@talldruid81]

if I ever meet kevin in person ima talk to him like vin talks to every reporter ever, call him beautiful and then laugh in lawn mower language

[@TortoiseBlaster]

Call Me Kevin: The only youtuber who makes alternate versions of himself on different dimensions.

[@from-once9259]

FilthyFrank as well

[@hergo1057]

@@from-once9259 ikr

[@darbiboi4156]

not really sure about that, there is a musician in my country doing features with himself

[@deusexps4619]

cough darkiplier. sorry what?

[@thanosgallagher4433]

The Kevinverse

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"Business expense" I hope Kevin never gets audited because can you imagine him explaining this?

[@TheHutchy01]

"I had to project Vin Diesel on my chest and point to it"

[@spit_milk]

Kevin cringing because of Vin Diesel's creepiness restored a little bit of my faith in humanity. Protect Kevin at all costs.

[@rellko3900]

2 days later: *KZbin personality “CallMeKevin” takes over world with a green screen and a retractable pointer.*

[@laklomp]

Past Kevin, Present Kevin, Future Kevin and Screen Screen Kevin will take over the world. All the CallMeKevin personalities! :D

[@laklomp]

And don't forget Idiot Kevin and Spider Kevin xD

[@the_s3th_lord502]

That's about right with him

[@the_s3th_lord502]

Also I would be perfectly fine with that

[@neveraskedforahandle]

Vin Diesel: "I'm thirsty af" Kevin: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"

[@ButiLao44]

Kevin finally uses the greenscreen in the intro only to then put his face into a square again.

[@BMarie774]

I know he said "I'm a wheel man". But all I could think was "I'm a weal man!", like he talks like a toddler or something and I can't stop laughing at the fact that the world has a sound bite of Vin Diesel going "I'm a weal man!"

[@lucianmykel781]

Might be why the gang started laughing actually XD

[@gyspelee1862]

I love how there's gonna be a bunch of new people because this video's trending and just assume this is normal for Kevin

[@IceKreacher]

Katie Allen WELLL...

[@ianwalker8042]

It is

[@h3fan725]

whats makes that interview worse is the fact hes married to another women :O

[@ahobbit1273]

OWEN Oh noooo that’s so skeezy 😖

[@Dataloss484]

Was he married when he did that interview?

[@SessVlogs]

Dataloss484 Yep. Wife and kids.

[@setofreakinkaiba8553]

He's probably high and admiring everything

[@DiiAcid]

Never liked him and now I kinda hate him? :D

[@maximilianpaws6900]

Me when I look at Kevin: Look at her. She's so beautiful, I'm in love.

[@tonichan89]

Did u just misgender Kevin??

[@maximilianpaws6900]

@@tonichan89 No I just didn't change the quote from the interview.

[@siyotsistu]

I'M CALLING THE POLICE! **grabs microwave**

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

@@siyotsistu 911 what's your emergency??

[@pedrostormrage]

2:17 Fun fact: the language the reporter was speaking is (Brazilian) Portuguese (there was even an implied "help me" - "socorro", in Portuguese - in the subtitles at 3:07). She wanted him to say "I am Groot".

[@torchlite1911]

I had to pause and take a moment to laugh at “It’s been a Vin Daysel”

[@omni1001]

TorchliteGames I laughed so hard

[@SleepyKwee]

"Oh my god, get away from her!" I love Kevin, this man is a gift! A beautiful Irish gift! 😂😂😂

[@IceCrystalWolf]

That interview video was the most uncomfortable thing ever

[@beefjerky007]

I loved this game as a kid, it was basically Teen-rated GTA

[@RiffNuts7929]

Me too it was the first game I got on xbox 360

[@reapercrisp3140]

I feel sorry for you two ;-; the game looks terrible. But eh never played it myself so I can't make a actual judgment.

[@RiffNuts7929]

@@reapercrisp3140 you couldnt kill cops or pedestrians and you get a weapon a few missions later but other than that the car combat was amazing I wish,I could go back to it

[@the_s3th_lord502]

I don't know have you tried saints row it's like GTA on steroids

[@IamaPERSON]

@@the_s3th_lord502 are you talking about the series as a whole, or from three onwards?

[@Noric_]

4:05 I thought he's gonna tap into Idle Breakout.

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

SAME

[@johanng2076]

We need more Call Me Kevin commentaries, it's gold

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Johann Go everything he does is gold

[@chai4029]

You know how terrifying a vin diesel car would be? You honk the horn and it’s just his laugh

[@yuliendanie]

he’s giving us a free opportunity to put his face literally on everything 🤣 guys please make the best meme of it

[@exosproudmamabear558]

Yes and yes

[@LynnAgain83]

YESsssss!!!!!!

[@d.s.8227]

Have you ever heard of Photoshop‘s Crop tool? It‘ll blow your mind

[@Gunkle_Jeb]

How about just the hair tuft

[@yuliendanie]

Danny D i- im just sayin bc he mentioned before that he knows how hard it is to crop his head bc of his messy hair but yeS MA’AM

[@generalgrievous5549]

I didn't realize how much I needed green screen Kevin in my life until now.

[@TheJeffreyFF]

"It's been a Vin Day-sel for me" *background laugh track*

[@katelivewire]

*EHEHEH*

[@DenimDucky]

I love how Kevin first says (6:29) “I could do this all day, to be honest with you. All I wanna do is watch Vin Diesel be Vin Diesel” then 2 seconds later, he’s explaining that his clothes may change because he can only watch so much of him per day

[@solidliquid8295]

"I'm an undercover cop, and i've killed like 25 police officers I think I've gone to far" *Laughs in sleeping dogs*

[@kainholden2001]

You know now that you mention it, whenever i play sleeping dogs i usually forget wei was a cop a few times

[@sammainville1196]

“When did this turn in to bore ragnarok”

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

Me: sees title Me: opens video Me: Sees Kevin in a green screen suit: Ah, the quality content I signed up for!

[@literallymarcus]

Kevin: my hair is a mess and is hard to use with green screens Also Kevin: *leaves his hair out as one of the only things poking out of the green screen suit*

[@ignis6794]

I feel like Vin was under the influence of something in that interview

[@quartnoire]

Probably had a whiff of diesel before that interview

[@humandog3240]

8:32 I love how after he said "Are we the bad guy?" you can faintly here Bayley Eyelash's instrumental

[@humpwatch2]

you have no clue how uncomfortable i was this whole video

[@broomy143]

Vin Diesel was actually complimenting Kevin at the bottom of the screen, rather than the woman in the video

[@zacharyheine4177]

No wonder he got so uncomfortable

[@nataliegill4656]

Zachary Heine Kevin just didn’t want to reveal that lolol

[@Super-zq3pn]

ok the greenscreen intro already has me interested more than the game

[@GabzitoHD]

One does not simply accidentally open Callmekevin's description and make it down to the comments

[@misplacedatoms7189]

The hair sticking out of the green screen suit 😂😂

[@twobluestars]

He's been referencing vin diesel for years and now he's finally playing a game about him. He's growing up :')

[@DanieleCapellini]

Oh, it’s not the only Vin Diesel game out there. It’s not even the worst.

[@MattyH1992]

Remember Chronicles of Riddick, that damn near fucking IMPOSSIBLE game.

[@Fedekpc]

@@MattyH1992 Pitch Black was the first movie where I know about Vin. I still like that movie. Even more than the second. The third was closer to the original.

[@MattyH1992]

@@Fedekpc Fantastic movies. I love all three of them.

[@acadia5898]

i'm so happy that a channel like this exists. changing the tone from a hellish day to a decent day. thanks Kev

[@hamcake8419]

I often watch kevins funniest videos during a mental breakdown, and they just calm me down, he's hilarious

[@fizzrpg9961]

Me too☺️

[@lucianod98]

so this is where they took the Vin Diesel model on garry's mod, never noticed 'til now lol

[@broomy143]

0:27 - Is this how Irish teachers teach in Irish schools?

[@Zecemic]

That intro is what I see staring back at me from the shadows when I have sleep paralysis

[@finno5827]

Oh my God I need that Greenscreen suit

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

It is beautiful

[@jackbudi]

In the spider-man video it was just this but Spider-Man was edited on to it

[@trashtime8211]

It’s you again!

[@QuenTeHein]

I already walked into Kevin's house and stole it, it smells like him heheheheheh

[@crazyturtle795]

Who needs a wheelman when you have FAMILY

[@Faizman311]

FAMILY

[@MinimiMax]

Imagine if everyone always got that reaction when they mention their job. "Hahahaha! Surgeon you say? Where is your scalpel then?" "You're a captain on a ship? I don't see a ship anywhere." "If you're a teacher, how come you don't have a bunch of children with you?"

[@lonelyrat4655]

Kevin: “it’s been a vin daysle” Me: *klicks off video and bleaches ears*

[@petergriffin536]

*When Kevin starts the video wearing a green screen*

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Then...?

[@SillyMissLaura]

"it's been a Vin Daysel" made me pause the video and contemplate my own existence.

[@updated5709]

When he said: WeHn did this turn into .. uh .. I lOve Yew

[@PrimeParadiso]

This video was ahead of its time, and YT recommended was right on time

[@Bvnzie]

He’s holding past Kevin captive isn’t he?? Cry once if him and present Kevin are putting you in danger !

[@zacharyheine4177]

Cry twice if everything's okay

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Winking will be less obvious

[@D3sdinova]

Present kevin always the sensible one, past kevin is an idiot, and future kevin is a dick But future kevin becomes present kevin, and present kevin becomes past kevin Its a paradox

[@mackenzielaubscher2160]

Kevin: *gets new thing* Also Kevin: *immediately breaks new thing in less than five minutes*

[@cultshepard4215]

Wheelman is a good game!! I played it a lot with my little brother and sister and we used to do a "granny vinski" where we make him crouch around and "accidentally" shoot while talking in a granny voice :') Good old days lol

[@sociallyundead419]

After a good old fashioned panic attack I love coming to watch Kevin. His instability makes me feel stable.

[@Dear-Rhiannon]

1:11 The bit of hair sticking out, like a little sprout 🌱

[@taitgrahan9350]

Nobody: Kevin: spends half of the video stalking vin diesel

[@roytheboy5286]

9:43 Right when Kevin said “How the hell”: the ad for Unbreaking America with Michael Douglas played and the first thing Michael said was “How the hell” XD

[@jerryhook5906]

I kinda hope this kicks off a Twitter war between Kevin and Vin Diesel.

[@Mini_Squatch]

Well when ARK II comes out there will be another weird game featuring Vin Diesel

[@ujin8277]

you dont need cringe when you got family