the vin and the diesel

[@DrCamburn]

"I'm just gunna keep my eyes closed and hope for the best." - The guy who ran over Kevin as he left the cinema.

[@rikigj4326]

Did he really get ran ovwr while he was leaving the cinema and if yes when?

[@becksmurphy8311]

@@rikigj4326 yep about 2016? I think. It's explained in his draw my life

[@DrCamburn]

@@rikigj4326 Yeah. Kevin brings it up in several videos. It's the event that basically led him to go back into KZbin full time if I remember correctly.

[@Asparagus_stars]

Bro he liked your comment congrats :)

[@anniedangerface]

I love that Kevin so often hearts comments making dark jokes about his accident lol. He's got a great sense of humor

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

This game is the most perfect mash-up of awkwardness, action, horrible voice acting, Vin and diesel.

[@IamaPERSON]

Ok, unrelated, but I love your username

[@Asparagus_stars]

He liked your comment ... congrats :)

[@tristankendrick2582]

Most important are definitely the Vin and the Diesel, they go together so well

[@rainer9931]

And family

[@PannierLaw]

So just the Fast and the Furious movies recently?

[@jamieisfierce]

I can imagine kids trick-or-treating and Kevin answers the door like "None of you are Vin Diesel, I don't care about you."

[@ahuman9519]

Same

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

In every scenario. He's at a table at a convention and every person who goes for an autograph hes like "YOU ARENT VIN DIESEL EITHER!!!"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Meanwhile the McElroy brothers are in the background looking for Matt Doyle

[@benireges]

You mean vin-or-dieseling?

[@starkillersneed]

Then that one bald kid in a white tank top gets all the candy

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Kevin throughout this whole video: “Where is Vin Diesel?!”

[@karyocat1920]

Dude! Spoilers are not ok

[@notBrocker]

KaryoCat Now I gotta sleep for 5 years until I forget about this video got dammit!

[@marshidden4352]

I don’t know why, but the image of someone slapping their keyboard trying to learn the controls of a game has me in laughing fits.

[@JacobFraps]

ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4DNloVpZdVgn5Y the revision has already begun evles will rise 2973

[@marshidden4352]

Jacob Fraps Why did you link a house advertisement? And what does that mean?

[@PunkBat]

@@marshidden4352 just a bot

[@nobodyshome1660]

Vin Diesel: Won't you, STAAAEEEEEE WIT MEEEEE" Kevin: ok no no no that's enough stop

[@Steph-vh6fx]

😂

[@elgenerico5453]

I mean, Vin Diesel is all he needs

[@runeflivix8073]

Imagine if Vin Diesel saw this video 😂

[@keyakku935]

@@runeflivix8073 why... why wait, why not bring this video to him? all 356,000+ of us and hope for the best

[@nobodyshome1660]

Liam Armstrong I like that

[@preston4502]

Bad guy - '"Enjoy the rest of your evening" Kevin in a disappointed voice - "he didn't sound genuine at all"

[@anthognome]

Vin Diesel: the one man who could make Kevin look (relatively) normal.

[@extramonch7626]

I think the only one able to make kevin look normal, would be a real life Jim Pickens.

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Remember Tommy Wiseau?

[@araxemine]

Who realized that there’s was thes in the thumbnail

[@Bryan-jf2zh]

@@araxemine ???

[@Xehanort10]

"Laughs like a lawnmower starting up."

[@edith02]

I forget how utterly bizarre Vin Diesel encounters actually are...

[@anniedangerface]

Axl Dave I can think of nothing worse than being the woman in that situation. It's so awful to watch. She's so uncomfortable.

[@edith02]

@Axl Dave Vin Diesel is the only man who manages to make OTHER PEOPLE feel embarrassed by embarrassing himself...

[@anniedangerface]

Axl Dave I've been in those sorts of situations with men before and they're always so hard to escape. They think they just have to try harder. And god forbid you smile or laugh out of nervousness, they'll assume you're just being playful. Oh but try to be super serious and direct, and they'll call you a bitch. It's a lot of fun.

[@cladvahd6155]

@Axl Dave The world needs more creative minds like you.

[@willbow1304]

At least Vin Diesel is good to remind people that he's doing a live

[@AlmonMalk]

I forgot you weren’t playing as Vin Diesel, thought Sebastian professed his love for Vin and was like same

[@AngryFloatingCow]

I’d prefer that, make that a game

[@themskillz6538]

“They’re causally talking about eating as I’ve just smoked a family a 5” 💀

[@b3thamphetamine]

Smoked meat just tastes better.

[@anniedangerface]

“I’m going to aim for the lady.” See, Kevin supports gender equality. Everyone gets a chance to die.

[@lydia-pl3dv]

hi default!!

[@miicasso7908]

Default, why are you still not with Turg?

[@anniedangerface]

lydia hello lydiaaaa

[@anniedangerface]

The legend of MiiCasso - I do not know, ask Kevin. He needs to fix this!

[@anniedangerface]

Иван Иванов Здравствуйте! there, i got the fancy hello for you

[@ashtonprice3]

Imagine Vin Diesel watching these videos, i dont think he would detect the sarcasm with kevin

[@atmywhitson]

Not AT ALL 😂

[@pixwool]

What sarcasm?

[@teakettlepikamee3887]

If Vin saw this, he would contact Kevin and ask "On a scale of 1 - 10, can I borrow 5 dollars?"

[@alexa.english174]

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Haha, yeah.

[@ritenac6770]

You sound like a guy who has two knives

[@SirRavix]

I understood that reference

[@alexa.english174]

@@ritenac6770 A man of Culture, I see. 😀

[@cptjackpl8690]

Vin Diesel is like a fine wine... And burns like good diesel

[@Carnationdoll]

He's like a fine wine in the way that there's a good possibility that he'll stain my trousers.

[@Pariatech]

@@Carnationdoll das gae!

[@azmakes321]

I mean, wine in French is Vin, so...

[@derpadothebird2106]

And tastes like stale banana milk.

[@Wiseman6672]

"Thanks babe"

[@gummibear3457]

"Why can't i knock civillians down?" No matter what Kevin plays, he wants some violence.

[@TheRockyLeonFan]

He just obeys Jim Picken's orders

[@ATiredTripleA]

Unless the point of the game is to be violent, then he's a pacifist. Gotta love this agent of chaos =D

[@ryan_coyle]

2:42 wasn't expecting welcome to the black parade there

[@cyreslp1780]

Oh didn't saw your comment... Posted some kind of the same...

[@InfintyNotDying]

I was scrolling through the comments, waiting for something yo pop up. Completely shook me at first.

[@dylanbrooks6536]

Honestly thought Kevin was making a meme out of it, did not think it was in game

[@Bigbopha69]

When i was a young boy my father took me into the city

[@JustKelso1993]

That G note sneaks up on you.

[@zeykriid]

“Not enough pedestrian murder”? Kevin you should ABSOLUTELY look up Carmageddon in that case

[@anniedangerface]

Is that a game?

[@sarasthoughts]

@@anniedangerface yup!

[@hayatobun]

hell yeah, it's literally the game of my childhood I wonder if that's the reason I can't get my driver's license though

[@dewdropproductions3634]

Neutral Default Username are you the same deafult that’s normally here?

[@Malakye1408]

Fun fact: His real name Vinwald Montgomery Dieselington the third.

[@jasminecraig4358]

Mark Sinclair actually

[@notnotdio7396]

I see people don’t understand a joke

[@laurriebaurrie]

his name is mucinex

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Thank you! Finally somebody said it.

[@Itscourtenayxo]

Yeah thats his nickname

[@Asparagus_stars]

I love how “what what’s going on!? Attack!” And then “why can I not run over pedestrians :(“ sums up Kevin and his content

[@theprodigalknight7156]

Beyond Two Souls: Willem Dafoe becomes Willem Dafriend. Real life: Ellen DeGeneres becomes Ellen Degenerate.

[@svengonsalves8538]

RIP willem dafriend He was forgotten by Kevin

[@luuketaylor]

4:21 "oh for feck's sake, i gotta play as these non-diesels" perhaps the funniest thing i've heard all month long

[@SnakeEater776]

Kevin your officially a star The newest surgeon simulator ad has your stream in it

[@ManinTidyWhities]

This game turned him into Vin Unleaded Regular Gas

[@gtankcorsi8018]

*that guy plays ten hours of a Vin Diesal Game* “it’s ok”

[@belisarius6949]

I doubt its even 10 hours long.

[@ジュニパーベリー]

Belisarius he’s just replayed it and replayed it because it’s all he has on steam

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"Can't hit pedestrians"..well somehow Kevin was hit by a car

[@scottnomore9489]

True.

[@Robin190T]

2:42 “When I was , a young boy My father took me into the city ”

[@bethanysinninghe7294]

drinking game: take a drink every time kevin says “vin diesel”

[@scruffbagg]

Instructions unclear drank diesel

[@HellsHatersEnt]

Instructions unclear drank vin

[@cogscriptcode998]

having just done this. do not do this.

[@frenchtoast312]

First words in this game Kevin uttered, “AH! What’s going on!? ATTACK!!!!” His words are like a fine whiskey.... smooth, takes a while to get used to when it’s the first time, and lovable.

[@nickwhite2728]

It always makes me happy to see such wholesome FAMILY content

[@miicasso7908]

I love how the only character that Kevin cares about is like one of the weirdest ones

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

This makes NFS: Payback look like an actual finished game.

[@TospikKing]

I actually liked that game but it maybe because it was my first real racing game i played aswell idk just sayın its sad for payback to get so much hate

[@theaze8891]

@@TospikKing it's just underwhelming and the card system was annoying

[@darthnihilus5226]

@@TospikKing If payback was your first racing game then I am really sorry for you. You should have started with underground/most wanted/carbon

[@TospikKing]

@@theaze8891 yea i allways hated the card system and its glitchy but it has a somewhat compeling story and a long enough story good controls (except brake to drift) im just saying that its not that bad but people use it as a punching bag

[@TospikKing]

@@darthnihilus5226 im not that old i really did miss some jems

[@kindapoetic]

The pedestrian thing is so much better when you realize Kevin is just triggered that when he was playing the pedestrian the game allowed him to get hit

[@Nisefia]

Kevins confusion while playing these low quality games makes me feel so content

[@ryanneabovethis3407]

Vin Diesel is like that weird, overly confident, coked up fellow at the pub, accept he's like that every day

[@xaviermaeda3005]

Are we all gunna ignore how the Thumbnail says "The Vin and the The Diesel"

[@undevelopmentteam]

I thought the thumbnail was correct until i didn't see the extra "the" in the title and was like " it's not the The Diesel?"

[@anaionescu8913]

I've never seen the graphics in a game drop so tremendously in quality when switching from gameplay to cutscene

[@olloefrank1519]

4:16 "Neither of you are Vin Diesel, I don't care about you." Pick-up line of the century right there.

[@Luismayer77]

This reminds me of that really new movie...The Pacifier

[@xariotatriox6284]

More like, Bore: Ragnarok!

[@Sumpigt]

2:42 really just brought out the emo in me

[@tiredorchid5629]

I heard the g note and just-

[@sams2797]

@@tiredorchid5629 my little emo heart….i dont know if he knows how triggering that is for emos lol

[@tiredorchid5629]

@@sams2797 heart go stop

[@EXTRACTdelta342]

When I was

[@sams2797]

aidan Leasburgh might've just northern downpoured me in the process in this video lol

[@alexgregg1397]

Kevin's Driving brain is every ticked off adult's brain when kids dont pay attention

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

„What are we doing? ATTACK! Why can’t I knock down civilians?“ I love how no matter what, the first thing Kevin thinks of is violence.

[@1apse_273]

Especially seeing as he's been hit by a car

[@siegwardinspirit]

@@1apse_273 he's just trying to grasp the mindset. Kevin's playing the long con, to destroy your enemy you must understand your enemy.

[@1apse_273]

@@siegwardinspirit lmao😂

[@salahtheamazing1ifyBigSmoke]

5:45 "Take a right here." Game : Left.

[@ScreamingLake]

This is all just a testament to how many Fast and Furious puns you can fit in a 12-minute video.

[@HellsHatersEnt]

I'd like to imagine that one other person was penguin0 during his playthrough review.

[@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost]

I was just thinking that!

[@tailiu6843]

4:50 kevin leaving the cinema be like

[@theamazingcurryhouseman2739]

The last time I was this fast... 11:57 I was FURIOUS.

[@anniedangerface]

Turg turg turg

[@IamaPERSON]

That PUN

[@rubyrose9258]

2:41 AYE, GIVE A WARNING NEXT TIME MY DUDE 😭😭😭

[@Cylapse]

the vin and the diesel vs THE VIN AND THE THE DIESEL I favour the thumbnail over the title personally...

[@ceice2248]

Yes!

[@justhants]

Dude. Im dying when Kevin said “bat mobile” with welcome to the black parade piano in the background

[@B1smarkk]

I can see that Kevin is taking moisture meter to his heart

[@Lucas.Blevins]

“I love my videos and watch them all the time.” 😂😂😂 I die laughing every time he references AppNana

[@dynodan896]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@anniedangerface]

Hello dan ❤️

[@IamaPERSON]

Sup guys

[@dynodan896]

Hello everyone!! : )

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dynodan896 how are you

[@anniedangerface]

I am a PERSON Helloooo Mr P

[@Haliceph]

4:51 Kevin's reaction to that is making my night too much god help me

[@joellebols5121]

Thank you so much for your daily uploads, I’ve been going through a stressful time and your videos are always something to look forward to!

[@anniedangerface]

Hope things improve for you!

[@joellebols5121]

Bless you!

[@kerrpoww]

the way you snap your headphones on at the start of every video is so comforting idk why

[@manoeleduardoaraujofilho782]

" Not enough Diesel. Not enough family. " - 7/10, IGN

[@tetristech9732]

"Take a right here, I think were being followed" On screen directions: *Left Arrow*

[@potti6859]

The HECK was that MCR Black Parade Piano at 2:41 Kev?

[@Liviosaur.]

It took me the longest time to subscribe to Kevin, because I was like “there’s no way he could make all these stupid games interesting.” But alas, here I am laughing at every video he makes 😂

[@jakubport7361]

New drinking game for you: *Every time Kevin says Vin Diesel, take a shot. Enjoy your party*

[@Hernie819]

Kevin and Vin Diesel go together like........... Vin and Diesel

[@Patriot-ol3pe]

2:42: Cue the emo tears

[@marshalllul3759]

With that G note, all the days of eyeliner and the hairstyles came back. :'((

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

@@marshalllul3759 with that note, all the eyeliner is on my cheeks. 😭

[@dkjcb3993]

5:45 "Take a right here. I think we're being followed" ......the waypoint directional arrow pointed left... for a game about driving, it doesn't know its lefts from its rights

[@havenscorner7489]

I love and appreciate this video. 100% Human Satisfaction Guaranteed

[@gwts1171]

Vin Diesel needs to start a band with Ving Rhames & Lee Ving (from punk band Fear) just for how fun it would be to name the band. I like Two Vings And A Vin. Also, if Kevin had been fast he wouldn't have been hit by that furious car.

[@Gnomerzy]

"Love you vin xoxoxoxoxo" Kevin

[@mackenziedesire7515]

I was hesitant to watch this because I KNEW Kevin wouldn't be able to resist using clips of that incredibly uncomfortable interview

[@TurbidTG1]

I hope Kevin will play Beverly Hills Cop, Second Sight, and Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy that I sent in last year sometime!

[@IamaPERSON]

One day!

[@edith02]

Oh no, Beverly Hills Cop was the first game that I didn't like. When my dad got my PS2 back in like 2006, he got it with Burnout Revenge, NFS: Most Wanted, Goldeneye: Rogue Agent, and BHC. A truly terrible game, especially because the other 3 are all classics...

[@TurbidTG1]

Peggy Pixley It has nothing to do with Beverly Hills Cop whatsoever is the thing! It would be perfect for Kevin to play!

[@alexrudolph301]

Hold up, Turbid? Like the guy who used to mess with Funhaus/Inside Gaming?

[@TurbidTG1]

Alex Rudolph Yes sir.

[@cryingbecausehollowknightd5748]

That G note made me start screaming

[@hayden8208]

Best voice acting 10/10 -KGN

[@philmastick2073]

When my parents talk to me "Neither of you are Vin Diesel I dont care about you."

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

THANKS, BABE.

[@dylanmayo5539]

started laughing before i even began watching. kevin + vin diesel, always a great combo

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

Day 136 of staying the obvious: Wow this guy is *T H I C C*

[@julianduncan2548]

Fun fact, I used to work in production in Atlanta and I spent a week on the set of one of the Fast and the Furious movies for a promo (can't remember which one). Vin Diesel rides around set on an electric scooter that says "Diesel" on the board and it is somehow the cutest thing despite him being a big buff action hero.

[@ManuMora199]

The music was Welcome to the Black Parade from My Chemical Romance 🖤

[@deb1873]

like wtf i didnt get a g-note warning...im emo why did he have to do that lol. Kev is just becoming emo and i love it lol

[@charlottemulvey730]

@@deb1873 Same here! Wasn't paying attention to the video and heard the note and freaked out because I thought it was in my head and i was going mad...

[@deb1873]

@@charlottemulvey730 nope, but you're gonna go mad now after no g-note warning

[@dad.b.y]

i have a feeling vin diesel is kevin... he always says he wants to be tall, dark, and handsome, but little do we know..

[@f.palmero5010]

*Hey look it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!*

[@Nisefia]

I love that no matter what the game is. The worst part for Kevin is usually not being able to kill innocent bystanders

[@bigmonk4679]

Kevin the sims 4 has a Star Wars pack coming out in September I think

[@ashe3407]

5:44 "Take a right here, i think we're being followed" *arrow points to left*

[@cyreslp1780]

2:42 where this the first notes of "Welcome to the Black Parade" - by my chemical romance?

[@tiredorchid5629]

Pretty sure,

[@sams2797]

@@tiredorchid5629 yeah it makes all emos sad and mad lool

[@joukeschat2486]

Happy birthday Kevin

[@inayah115]

Kevin's girlfriend Should watch out for Vin Diesel the same way he has to watch out for David Hasselhoff

[@Dazza768]

Welcome to the family Kevin

[@beegod255]

Day 111 of telling Kevin to revisit The Bee Movie Game

[@alexandercarlinmusic9467]

KEVIN U CAN'T JUST G NOTE ME LIKE THAT

[@deb1873]

IM REPORTING HIM TO THE EMO POLICE...LIKE HOW COULD HE NOT EVEN PUT A TRIGGER WARNING

[@Baki_B]

2:55 street racing.... STREET RACING that's dumb why would fast and furious be about STREET RACING

[@redactedz6146]

Damn, Vin singing is really what family's all about

[@nanaba9811]

Day five of asking Kevin to play “The Convenience Store”

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

5:24 This also applies to the movies as time went on.

[@followerofjimpickens9135]

Day 62 of asking Kevin to play Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone on the Gameboy

[@Ryyi23]

2:42 how dare you hit me with the g note out of nowhere!

[@batterypqck9411]

Damn this was recomended fast

[@meatyonmeth2504]

Like it how the thumbnail says vin and the the diesel

[@druggiehagrid7276]

Day 23 of asking Kevin to play real man summer championship 2020

[@GuyNamedBarry]

"If this game was a car, it would have a diesel engine" - Kevin while driving a truck with a _Diesel Engine_

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If Kevin was in The Fast and Furious franchise, it'd be rated T for Turg

[@IamaPERSON]

Nice pun

[@anniedangerface]

Excellent.

[@Kofja]

12:15 no Kevin... thank You for making videos ❤