[Vinesauce] Joel - Horrible Phone Java Games HIGHLIGHTS

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[@CaptainZaimon]

Joel wasn't that far off, here in Poland people actually paid for these, and having even the shittiest game on your phone gave you quite the status among elementary school kids in the early 2000s.

[@SleepyAdam]

Did you guys at least get Doom RPG?

[@Southwestjuggalo79]

I remember I was top dog for two weeks when I had ghostbusters snd sonic on my flip phone.

[@Nakoczi]

Yeah, and that one app that was basically just different farting noises. Those were the times, man.

[@hardlybreathe93]

Cool kids knew where to download free games without having to pay. Lucky for me they taught me where and how to download

[@derpedfox]

In Indonesia (nice flag btw), kids got scammed all over the place by TV ads that get them to sent paid sms to get free games

[@topicvideosguy]

Joel's language class French: Parle franswaon Spanish:Hable español German:Spaken si deutsch Italian:B O P P I T Y B O O P Y I T A L I A N O

[@Infomaniac_Moment]

TALIANO

[@SlyHikari03]

Parle Français

[@dashieldmasta177]

5:47 Russian snipers are trained from the earliest point possible for maximum lethality

[@vappyenjoyer24]

True! I can read russian, and i am russian BUT ITS HILLARIOUS

[@33screamingfrogs34]

@@vappyenjoyer24 pleas what is this game and whats the movie what does any of this mean i must know

[@dragonshifter]

@@33screamingfrogs34 basically its a russian parody comedy movie with a lot of references to other popular russian movies, game based on plot of the movie, like this scene with pissing baby

[@knox1392]

@@vappyenjoyer24 who the fuck asked

[@sam4gaming135]

@@knox1392 I did

[@funny_lauren_epic_time]

sonic jump was a legitimate game, i remember downloading it to my dads nokia phone years ago, and i remember a port of sonic unleashed existing around the same time too

[@NowhereNow]

i didn't even realise that version of sonic jump existed, only the smartphone versions i know that sonic one was partially ported to non-smart phones since my first phone had it, but you could basically select any stage you wanted from the star. they only had like 4 of them, if i remember: green hill, marble, spring, and one i can't remember. it didn't control too good though, so idk if the bosses were in it

[@SurmenianSoldier]

@Axyb ME TOO

[@SlyHikari03]

It’s Doodle jump

[@erm_ok]

"port" of sonic unleashed

[@kellymountain]

@@NowhereNow the bosses were in it and there was a second part of s1 with the last few zones

[@poombly4352]

2:12 That MIDI version of the Sonic 1 intro was actually quite pleasant.

[@rvnx]

These were the kinda games that got advertised on TV and the back of gaming magazines and tricked you into paying 4.99/week and sacrificing your firstborn

[@sam4gaming135]

Worth it for baby piss gaem

[@1funeral2many9]

These games walked so shitty free iPhone games with gambling ads could run

[@notedchord3248]

Harlamov is AVGN confirmed

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

He looks like a hybrid of the Nerd and Johnny Knoxville

[@dragonshifter]

Я сука помер когда он Харламова назвал АВГНом

[@one_step_sideways]

СУКА БЛЯТЬ

[@pastaroni8683]

Mi🅱️way Studios

[@friedchicken297]

Work Status: Serf's: [ ] Peasant's: [ ] Merchant's:[ ] Landlord's:[ ] Duke's: [ ] King's:[ ] God's"[X]

[@LenkyLad]

Joel should allow more videos like this on his channel, at the rate he's going it's gonna be another year before he posts anything there.

[@imploreyoutoreconsider5092]

eh if he did i hope it doesnt become as abundant as Vinnys channel. Starting to see some low quality edits over there compared to what we used to get.

[@AtomekKotalke]

There are ads on it. That’s not cool.

[@gemizu4874]

2:30 oh the smilies yes keep injecting me

[@T3KNUG3T5]

4:25 looks like a hack of Giana Sisters

[@haydenbush]

I swear... From 0:43 to 0:46... It always cracks me up. It always does.

[@Skul1ManEXE]

_stanky MIDI_ *Joel wheezes* _stanky MIDI continues_

[@ninjacat230]

I think that Mario one is a reskin of a port of a remake of the great Gianna sisters

[@My_Old_YT_Account]

Basically ripoff Mario anyway

[@weneedmorefacemapsasprofil1593]

So did chat explode into pure GRANDness once Joel input "dad"?

[@bigstinkygamer69]

Grand DAD

[@CometMedalChavez]

GRAND DAD?!?! _FLEENSTONES?!_ WHAT THE FUCK, GRAND DAD?! THE GRANDEST OF DADS!

[@SlyHikari03]

:VargDad:

[@SleepyAdam]

My first phone was one of these. There were some decent games tbh (Doom RPG is one of my favorite mobiles games ever and it needs to be remastered for iOS and Android) but jeez this brings back memories of downloading .jar files from shady websites only to be disappointed. It's actually how I discovered Earthbound though. There was a terrible unofficial 30 in 1 NES pack with an Earthbound Beginnings (or Earthbound Zero as it was called back then) ROM in it. I sunk way too much time into that. Also that Mario game is literally a hack of a mobile Giana Sisters. I know my shitty Java mobile games shit.

[@SummonerArthur]

I know right? I remember there was a Zelda port for J2ME, played the s outta of it back then.

[@IstiSama]

These shitty games were my life in elementary school

[@SlyHikari03]

This was probably some poor guy’s form of entertainment.

[@miae.carangi3889]

The way he said glu in the beginning gave me so much serotonin.

[@luisvila918]

I'm not proud about it, but I played the CoD, Shrek and Mario games on my old Nokia 5200. And no, no one ever paid one cent for them, you just downloaded a .rar with a shit ton of .jar files.

[@Dragonfire511]

i still have that phone and it still works lol

[@holomatic1549]

It's a fucking Nokia, what did you expect?

[@user-gd5vs7ii2f]

I have Nokia 5230

[@sam4gaming135]

6:48 I'm sorry but jiggle physics

[@Edmar_Fecler]

look here, you (creator of these vids): loving these. I’m sure I speak for plenty of us Joel fans when I say I (we) appretiate these highlights. keep up the good work, and look forward to whichever you do next.

[@coffin7904]

Cringe engaged. Ready to deploy.

[@literallygaston2489]

COFFIN Cringe culture is cringe

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

10:19 *Does that look like Nooklays to you?!*

[@one_step_sideways]

I low-key expected it to be just Russian Java games. Those were the times... I miss them so much

[@bitterjames]

OH YES, I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR AN EDIT OF THIS FOR SO LONG THANK YOU, MAN PAPA BLESS

[@Alanzice]

Thank you for all those quality highlights

[@nerdwarp112]

8:06 MI🅱️WAY

[@Kelvoraax]

Who else is just scrolling through the comments waiting for Shadow the Hedgehog jokes about 3:06?

[@NunofYerbizness]

On one note, here's a little bit of trivia; 2:12 Some of the graphics used here (notably the title screen and Zone graphics), were reused for the GBA port of Sonic 1. On another, there were three Java phone games that I remember playing at a younger age; One was Pac-Man Champion Edition, another one was Frogger, and another was Street Fighter II (the second SFII port I've played, following the SNES game from the Wii Shop); I remember doing quite well, making it up until Balrog. It was alright, for what it is.

[@localomorifan]

"Lord Kratos, do you wish to unfuck the screen?" Easily a funny joke-

[@seba2366]

I love how vinny says I won and inmidetly, the video ends

[@greenstaryt9987]

I was watching this on 240p and it looked like 8k

[@nvagn]

10:33 I remember playing TS3 on my old Nokia back in 2011, I didn't even know English

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Back when I had a Java phone, I would always play the Sonic port in class. It was pretty good.

[@HaiThereManchannel]

Nobody: Shadow the hedgehog: 3:05

[@SweetMattieG]

God dammit.

[@HaiThereManchannel]

I just scrolled down to make this comment, only to find my past self already made the joke :(

[@tarkanertugrul7808]

6:35 AVGN theme (Vinesauce Joel ver.)

[@poble]

beefalo

[@za3bula309]

That glu logo brings back so many memories

[@alexworld8255]

"dad" just kills me for some reason.

[@fernyboto3708]

3:44 S V E N in the phone

[@bigshrimp6458]

👾

[@Eevee860]

That sonic jump java game got 2 sequels on the google play store

[@Psychopatz]

Back where the game graphics doesn't matter, I'm flooded by nostalgia while watching this

[@EllySensei]

I played those games back then, wow, I literally feel bad

[@Nacalal]

Man I used to play stuff like this when I had a Sony Ericsson.

[@mariashanahan7102]

I feel personally bullied by 3:05

[@Skul1ManEXE]

*M A R I A*

[@crazy_loco]

Bulk Bogan: (takes off his pants) joel: 10:36

[@phanomugus6691]

S E X O

[@RPGMaker2003]

Holy shit, my mom had one of those mario rip-off in her flip phone, sadly I completed it, I think it was Giana Sisters

[@Slash0mega]

pretty sure it was, i think all those marios are stolen reskins of a legit(?) Giana Sisters version.

[@DeadDinosaur]

I remember playing a J2ME Prince Of Persia game on my good old Sony Ericsson, got the .jar from a classmate over IR file transfer, those were the days, the game was actually pretty rad, by my 9 year old me during school break standards anyway.

[@gryotharian]

I couldn’t stop looking at Garfield’s fucked up eyes in the math game

[@Polychi1998]

I really need to step up my vinesauce highlights. How do I get my views quickly? Maybe you will help.

[@StarDustTF2]

Question: Why this name? I Like NITW, but why this name?

[@Polychi1998]

King The Son It was suppose to be a one off joke, but I apparently I’m stuck with this name for an entire months.

[@StarDustTF2]

@@Polychi1998 Nice

[@Wild48]

8:42 *Ojama Yellow*

[@magnas27]

Can you do one about the streams where he plays with Vinny?

[@pumpkinspicegaming116]

I got an ad for a bootleg mario app game watching this

[@minimariosinc]

Oh my god... My fucking childhood in one video

[@skejeton]

fellow Eastern European?

[@ademkapovskic8106]

you may laugh but this is top nvidia serbian gaming

[@MikoMango23]

3:45 Okay but where's Credo and Sanctus tho Edit 2024: Oh and Keves, yeah them too

[@silverwatermermaid1563]

Oh shit I had that sims 3 game on my blackberry

[@rtc6419]

6:56 oh no

[@Dragonfire511]

GLU!

[@RoboticNerd]

Spyro was a legend and you know it!

[@tsguyoldchannel2691]

Is that Time by Hans Zimmer at 6:58?

[@acosta-animations5606]

Aww, the good old days

[@carbonwater]

Thanks.

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

holy crap, as a kid i had the sonic the hedgehog episode 1 game on nokia, and it was my first sonic game EVER

[@lukemacinnes5124]

I had that version of Sonic 1 but the music was the original

[@jellyman1303]

Sonic Jump is actually good. I actually tried to get all the Chaos Emeralds and the boss fights do get bullshit hard but man it's fun...

[@leap123_]

Small SMB3 mario... turn into small SMW mario **visible confusion**

[@streled5361]

All those Mario games are mod, romhack or bootleg of either the original Great Giana Sisters or a fanmade expansion Also 8:32 Those things are from the original The Great Giana Sisters It's unknown what they are

[@xantium]

YOOO I had that sonic game on a panasonic flip phone, the platformer not the jump one

[@stproducciones9140]

where my Forgotten Warrior bros at? c'mon I can't be the only one who had that game on my Motorola flip-phone

[@abnerabhaar4820]

"bluethut"

[@kle_kley]

Sonic jump, such a classic

[@totallytidmouth]

Having some sonic & mario replica games on a shity phone is still impressive

[@dashieldmasta177]

There's so many reused assets from the Advance games that I refuse to believe Sonic Jump is anything other than a ROMhack

[@derpedfox]

Those sonic games actually pretty good

[@KizXii]

I used to play that Assassin's Creed game on my old phone ;') But it was quite a fun game.

[@NathanTheMan]

Sonic Jump sounds like something SEGA would actually make to compete with Super Mario Run.

[@mocacola]

I used to play that version of Sims on my dad's phone, it's the only version of it I've ever played lol

[@Califlower-official]

Sven from Pewdiepie’s minecraft series = joel confirmed 3:52

[@Elixic_]

i loved playing open season's crappy game in my sanyo katana back in 2007. i thought that game was going to be here.

[@maverickREAL]

In the original Mario, if you held down both the left and right arrows at the same time you could moonwalk.

[@webbrowser4603]

How the hell can do you do that on a D-Pad?

[@moritzzz1]

To be fair I prefer this era of Android and Iphone shitty games rather than the nightmare of below average java games

[@klar7566]

Mi🅱️Way

[@tonivoul1971]

Now i can say nokia gaming

[@alanruzich9625]

I swear I swear I played that Garfield game on my mom's Nokia N8 I FUCKING SWEAR

[@monsieurteal]

8:40 what tool does joel usses to zoom in things?

[@wickedbelle4784]

Oh my fucking god i remember playing that fucking Call Of Duty Game and having fun wtf

[@acosta-animations5606]

My childhood

[@thatguyosa]

I PLAYED THAT FUCKING SIMS GAME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WHAT THE FUCK

[@bigstinkygamer69]

I actually had that sims game. But it came on my phone.

[@CoalEater_Elli]

Interesting fact: "The best movie", also known in Russia as "Samiy Luchshiy Film" is a literal bad shitpost of a movie, with bad jokes made by russian comedians. It is well known that this movie was trash, but it somehow got 2 sequels i think.

[@buna-gf8ku]

3:48 pewdiepi dog

[@user-lu3mi9cy4c]

Не ожидал увидеть здесь так много русских игр

[@gemizu4874]

Alternate reality Maria.

[@lucianshadowmane]

HOW DOES HE GET THESE GAMES?! HOW CAN I PLAY THESE MYSELF

[@DrBachur]

Man, Call of Duty: Obsolete was the bomb, but I'm not too sure about this Call of Duty: Modern tbh

[@Mrwill-in8ks]

What was the music played at 7:02

[@ilikecurry2345]

According to another comment, apparently Time by famous Hollywood composer Hans Zimmer.

[@TheFox517]

Anybody remembers Bounce?

[@InstantMes]

Garik "AVGN" Harlamov

[@GewelReal]

"sad dong boys"

[@natelecarde962]

H O L G I

[@somari3490]

Holy shit I rebember that super mario game on my bro first phone as a kid xD