[Vinesauce] Joel - How To Properly Clean Your Gaming Computer

Semen removal and dead hookers, the video.
Date streamed: 1 Sep , 2014
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[@OddMike]

His eyes look like they were photoshopped on.

[@Darkeaux]

Yup

[@Darkeaux]

Mhmm

[@retroarcademonkeyVAguy]

+OddMike That's because they were.

[@rickedysplit2458]

+OddMike so true m8

[@rickedysplit2458]

+Matthew Coles they look small and crap

[@ianbatplushie65]

he looks like some high school musical reject

[@WarioBootyHole]

Or any other Disney/Nick sitcom that only last for a session.

[@ZacharyDietze]

He looks like he came from a terrible Disney music band.

[@Rakutaku03]

First comment

[@sketch-eee4165]

Zachary Jorgensen He looks like Ross from Ruberninja but with even more cringe!

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

He looks like some high school reject

[@lovetrain2455]

I watched the whole thing without cringing Either im soulless or maybe uncle Joel was there to guide my hips through insanity

[@nero9978]

You are the choosen one.. FIND YOUR PEOPLE YOUNG ONE!!

[@CanOfNoodles]

+Love Train uncel jobel*

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

+Love Train According to Jobel, you have nerves of steel.

[@LikaLaruku]

+Love Train This ad runs at 20 groans per second. I love 4:26 when Joel suddenly becomes Strongbad.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

+Love Train If your profile picture is any indication i'd say either you are a little slow on the uptake and need to rewatch, or yes, you are souless.

[@p0ng_w33n]

>how to properly clean your gaming computer >psp and wii on table who is this man and why does his face look terrifying

[@Octopetala]

>says gaming computer >cleans an iMac Yep, I think there's a problem there...

[@ZacharyDietze]

+Q At least a Mac is closer to a computer unlike a PSP and a Wii. Seriously, what was this guy thinking...

[@ZacharyDietze]

Oh, and a "Guitar"? I say that in quotations because I don't even think it's a real guitar to begin with. More or less, a prop or "gaming" piece. Jesus Christ...

[@flashmozzg]

+Zachary Jorgensen At least psp and wii are closer to gaming than old mac xD

[@ZacharyDietze]

+flashmozzg But not a computer... Damn this is confusing.

[@WarioBootyHole]

"Nerves of steel"

[@firstnamelastname2991]

+Matthew Dennison or something

[@pacman10182]

+Matthew Dennison do balls of steel count?

[@firstnamelastname2991]

tyler roberts maybe

[@TheUltraBulbasaur]

+Matthew Dennison steel*

[@omegafoxie7707]

+Matthew Dennison Jet Fuel cant melt Steel Nerves. (Worst joke ever)

[@Nevi234]

So this is what industries think we are...

[@ianedwardmusic379]

Tools?

[@KingKalashnikov]

gamers rise up

[@alexanderjones84]

Ok anime

[@jimmyjamsenpai6167]

I felt bad for him for awhile but when he did the gun thing and said finish him all the pity just vanished immediately.

[@northuniverse]

jimmy jam senpai m e e s e s

[@nub9562]

hey fellow skeleton brethren :)

[@ThatGunslinger]

The man runs a business.

[@WarioBootyHole]

A really awkward and shitty business.

[@funambuIist]

Ink's not cheap kids.

[@halyomorpha]

You see, Dust-Off is the key to all this. If we can get it working...

[@funambuIist]

I may have gone too far in a few places...

[@steven7834]

+ThatGunslinger More like "The man ruins a business"

[@Piratewaffle43]

This kid has the strength and the energy. Dust Off Kid for president.

[@Timetoterraria]

HOMESTUCK IS FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE

[@varikvalefor]

drWoofington You can't fight the Homestuck!

[@WilliamStoneContentZone]

+drWoofington same

[@Piratewaffle43]

Maid Of Heart413 Where there's a will, there's a Homestuck.

[@littlekittytv7893]

The guy who starred in the commercial has a KZbin channel and is completely aware of the meme and loves it.

[@WalleBot]

wow

[@GoobTradeMark]

I need to know the name dude

[@elektra81516]

I already love this man

[@xudle4308]

I always love to see people who are the target of cringe laugh with everyone

[@k-la-k6828]

Not like we wanted to know what's his channel called...

[@martytardigrade8838]

Duane's evil clone brother.

[@WarioBootyHole]

He looks like the distant relative of Ross O'Donovan.

[@TheVeteranROB]

+Matthew Dennison OH NOOO! 😫

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

+Matthew Dennison and that's where "GOD DAMMIT ROSS" came from.

[@lacreatura4737]

+Marty Tardigrade It's Grand Dad's fault.

[@martytardigrade8838]

Bob B. Bob He warned us with his dancing skills, but we did not listen.

[@the_pinkienator8896]

i was watching this in class and my headphones stop working so my entire class could hear Joel saying "This is semen removal".

[@Vinylkk]

When your headphones unplug or disconect your video pauses, Shame on you for lying

[@LinnyUwU]

@@Vinylkk This comment was from 3 years ago when times were different.

[@Vinylkk]

@@LinnyUwU nono it was always like this

[@LinnyUwU]

@@Vinylkk No

[@kris1774]

@@Vinylkk it wasnt always like it..

[@10poundsofcrap]

Is he trying to sell me computer cleaning devices or methods for making my neck as long as his?

[@nategthepigeonlord2683]

My neck is a long as his but thicker

[@NorwegianManlyMan]

+Nate g there's definitely something wrong with you

[@nategthepigeonlord2683]

Vanom Snek only slightly thicker

[@NorwegianManlyMan]

Nate g there's definitely something wrong with you

[@RF-tg2eh]

Copy that

[@Lucia.Retamales]

that guy's neck is fuckin long

[@subspacessparta6974]

Be adviced

[@Spartanhero613]

copy that

[@RapidRaptor0706]

+Lumiere Roth hey guys welcome to eb games

[@PootieWienerfish]

He's like a fusion of Shaggy from Scooby Doo and PBG.

[@nicolas4514]

+Spartanhero613 helo guis

[@YTDeepshock]

If we could weaponize this kind of cringe and just hold it as a form of mutually assured destruction, we could ensure the end of war, as a concept, for all time.

[@skibbydibs]

Get the essence of this guy and put it in a warhead. They won't wanna fuck with you 'cause if they do they will crash, AND BURN! AOAAAUUUUGH NAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOH!

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

I notice, that among the items on the table, there is gamer gear cleaning products, a Wii, a PS3 (4?) controller, something that vaguely looks like a phone, a keyboard, a mouse, and a guitar. This video is called "how to clean your gaming computer" yet it's not until late in the video that there is a computer brought onto the table, and it's not even a gaming one, it's a fucking Mac.

[@Volcanadon12]

Small loan of a million experts.

[@jdmking4776]

Lol Wtf, 3:23 he acts as if he grabs the mouse, and yet he doesn't actually grab it.....

[@kenetickups6146]

>MEESES

[@WarTex]

Sitz experts, like me ... with 1 Million quotation marks

[@bigboybennybananablaster]

@@elsmike Shut the Fuck up and saying Shit

[@thesandvitchman1234]

@@elsmike u ok?

[@MetalSocks]

I mostly like the Guitar Hero controller just in display there to make sure it stays timely and relevant.

[@elliot_rat]

this video gets better as it ages. like wine

[@rolandkatsuragi]

I've been watching Joel since the Windows 8 Destruction highlight and it's really fascinating to hear how softer his accent has gotten.

[@CronosZxMkII]

I'll take ten.

[@WarioBootyHole]

Are you going to be okay zero?

[@CronosZxMkII]

Matthew Dennison I'll just die one more time. I will be alright.

[@AcroxShadow]

+Matthew Dennison He'll just hide himself while repairing himself

[@ZacharyDietze]

I'll take fifty.

[@BloodrealmX]

That guy is the human incarnation of the sloth from Ice Age. Seriously, look at him!

[@andrewtesla3735]

I need a YTP of this

[@Jamesthe1]

My puke puked.

[@Zerklass]

JOEL! They used comic sans! You should have seen that one.

[@kenetickups6146]

I'll never understand why people go so apeshit over it

[@Richet412]

+John Carver It's mostly because it's looks very childish and yet lots of backwater companies use it despite how ridiculous it looks.

[@CaptainTechnicalityLP]

+Zerklass If you listen more than once, he clearly says, "Comic sans, really?" He's just talking over the video.

[@Zerklass]

CaptainTechnicality Ohh... You're right. Fuck me.

[@takeyourpills3979]

He saw that

[@7elevenhomelessman310]

If you had a clone of yourself, would you smash?

[@3000Shog]

I would have a friend to play smash

[@7elevenhomelessman310]

3000Shog hell yeah

[@jeremy7157]

hell yeah

[@gorkaaustin5306]

3000Shog I'd have a friend to smash and beat at smash.

[@3000Shog]

Dankus Memus lol

[@croconyle]

"Expert" with precisely 12,306,418,012 air quotes... ...on each side of the word.

[@mattofthebeans1920]

Joel sounds so depressed in this :’(

[@elliot_rat]

i mean watching this video anyone would be

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA]

How to properly clean your metal computer

[@uuu12343]

I would like to apologise to Austin PeanutButterGamer but.. This guy looks a lot like pbg

[@tjlnintendo]

I dont see the resemblance.... maybe if pgb got run over by a truck and got contaminated from nuclear radiation and got plastic sergery from a blind limbless giraffe

[@WilliamStoneContentZone]

+tjlnintendo that's how I was created

[@tjlnintendo]

William Stone congrats on surviving. LOL

[@tostie3110]

there's something about his face, his eyes, his skin tone, his teeth!? I can't tell what's wrong with him, I'm jumping the ledge.

[@voxlvalyx]

Jesus christ it hurts. Even though I'm alone right now, I'm embarrassed by just watching it.

[@diamondmetal3062]

Now this guy... He looks like he got away with murder.

[@megamaggotmrh9085]

It's been 5 years and this made it back to my recommended. Blessed.

[@ZombieFighter95]

4:43 me @ the entire internet

[@404namenotfound1]

gamer gunk

[@wildgator]

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[@Tytygigas]

why was he cleaning a mac lol

[@mrHubris]

Who else would game on a Mac?

[@kaaaallll]

What do you have a problem with macs?!

[@jond6666]

+BATTLE Troll Macs ate overpriced garbage

[@ZacharyDietze]

+jond6666 At least it's closer to a computer unlike a PSP, Wii, and a guitar. 2008 at its finest...

[@Tytygigas]

BATTLE Troll I would rather eat a mac than game on it

[@camouflagecamaro99]

I like how Joel sounds like he's dead inside while watching this

[@cosmicrain8010]

it's completely safe WHEN USED PROPERLY

[@veliest1886]

hey nuke is safe too when used properly

[@Toanon]

Joel should have a segment where he just reacts to cringy videos This is far from the worst Trust me

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

Any such videos you can suggest?

[@theloczek9582]

@@spugnoxngubcux9801 kid sings fnaf songs

[@gaymer8196]

KZbin knows I've watched most joel vids from the past 2 years that it's giving me vids from 5 years ago

[@EdgyProtagonist]

AHHHHH THIS AGAIN

[@pastel7729]

SEVERA

[@WarioBootyHole]

Yay, another Awakening fan, it's been so long since I've seen one.

[@pandamage22]

+Matthew Dennison Really? Awakening is extremely popular

[@WarTex]

finally sum diabethus again *puke*

[@WarioBootyHole]

+pandamage22 okay... I've just haven't seen another in a while, that's all, I know it's popular, but I'm just saying.

[@Michael_Sangworth]

This is asmr for me

[@asphaltgrease]

he looks... he looks like someone tried to make a na'vi cgi character that someone made by remodeling a human being and took a break after five minutes and someone came found the work and was like, yeah yeah this will do

[@prisessa]

this is one of those videos I would do anything to watch again for the first time

[@Alfboyz]

5:06 - "I'll get the best cap..." - "Do ya?"

[@CrimeMinister1]

I just, just, this is linus but if he was trying to be enthusiastic while in the back of his mind was having a mental breakdown

[@mojave1434]

was this ad made from a person who doesn't know what video games are?

[@FukUNerd]

+Dorian Majano yes

[@jessegd6306]

I needed to throw up really badly, this video helped me accomplish that. Shitting my blood out was a bonus.

[@WarTex]

"when they will crash .. and burn. Oh No!" - and god was ded

[@zonetropper]

Streamed on my birthday THANKS JOEL ^^

[@nobody0]

this video gave me 6 diseases

[@martytardigrade8838]

And Joel cured you of those 6 diseases.

[@nobody0]

+Marty Tardigrade it was very painful, he had to examine my rectal cavity

[@ZacharyDietze]

I have 50. Help me.

[@koo24]

meeses.

[@cv-ketel3150]

just download pc optimizer pro

[@donnaken15]

Or a batch file, that asks if you want to delete system32.

[@Some_RandomYoutuber]

While you're at it. Delete System 32 aswell.

[@goldenirets8930]

CV-KETEL31 make a batch file that runs shutdown.exe if startup.exe was run :)

[@keygenpie]

Fr

[@Odyssey432]

This guy is actually really cool in real life.

[@davidk7439]

I like how he actually seems genuinely upset at this.

[@redvel5042]

Holy shit, this fucking killed me. Joel made this way too funny. 10/10

[@Jay-uu5lu]

Ive never seen joel so angry

[@MeinCouch123]

His eyes are trying to leave his face

[@novv_mh]

This video is absolutely amazing. I remember seeing it back in 2013 and crying so hard.

[@Joseph-yp5zi]

You can get high off of computer duster, no fucking joke. I think this guy was on duster.

[@middledingus]

When i was younger i saw someone reacting to this video, one day later and i immediately forgot about it, thanks for reminding me i'm not mad yet!

[@IanTheCameraGuy]

it's peanutbuttergamer

[@kaitero6297]

Pbg in high school

[@S4NSE]

I was high when I saw this video and I thought it was young Joel in a Guitar cleaning ad, becuase the title said "Joel - How To..." and I just watched the beginning without sound

[@HTPCYMC]

Dudettes

[@lorenzogreebe9781]

I knew you would be here

[@waifu_png_pl6854]

i was looking for you!

[@BlulesBlue]

have you guys noticed how joel's voice changed A LOT?

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

Best accent joel

[@rolandkatsuragi]

I missed when Joel sounded like this too

[@Leurak]

He sounded so drunk in this one

[@mrpicklet223]

This is the best I have ever heard from Joel. Keep it up man!

[@spoopster809]

Who still uses one of those old keyboards? Especially for a gaming computer, that keyboard is old.

[@spoopster809]

I think I left another comment a month ago about the dust-off being drugs, but I lost it.

[@fury5500]

A lot of people. Like me.

[@spoopster809]

fury hehehe 4:20 AM

[@CAL1MBO]

I have a £600 Pc and an old asf keyboard. I don't need an expensive keyboard to be good at games.

[@BierBart12]

My 200€ keyboard crashed and burned the day the warranty ran out.

[@tastypotato9272]

The role of Vinny will be played by Joel this evening.

[@vortimemes]

The guy in that video knows nothing about modern video games. It's like he came from 2005 of something.

[@PeppermintMocha]

The directors*

[@bonesauce1393]

+kill me plz *the writers

[@TheMamaluigi300]

I think this did first air in 2005

[@donnaken15]

It was uploaded in 2010

[@VandelayDefect]

Joel sounds about 99.7% done throughout the entire thing.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Hi, it's Vince with SHAM-WOW!

[@TheRobloxSet]

I rarely give videos thumbs ups... but when I do, I chose Joel.

[@blobbem]

Oh no... Not this. It physically hurts.

[@ScumSookar]

We need more stuff like this. Joel actually being negative and getting upset with a video is really entertaining. Usually he's so upbeat.

[@zeyode]

I still want to know what the hell "Gamer gunk" is...

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

pooce. Its pooce.

[@superhydroweston]

Semen.

[@Ryhot]

Cum

[@zeyode]

***** This one sounds the most accurate so far

[@maniko101]

This was posted on my birthday and I watched this every year on my birthday

[@bnerasg]

g-gamer gunk?

[@panbat2367]

Joel, please help me. This video makes me sad.

[@mikewright7964]

It was way more uncomfortable to hear Joel whine about this

[@DroneR00]

*just came back from Vinny's Crazy Sonic video* This cleaning video is the best thing I've ever seen.

[@nogidoki3325]

Why old joel sounds so weird lmao

[@lemius6154]

alcohol

[@ulime]

@@lemius6154 smoke

[@uwashock86]

Age

[@asmolbean9300]

I feel like he's gonna steal my kidneys

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Really!?!?!?!

[@LizardSquid6969]

rrrrrrrrrrrreally

[@cameronpottle5409]

4:15 - oh my god, I thought I recognized this guy. That's the opening clip to STAR_'s video "sterferge" isnt it?

[@acw215079]

holy shit I saw this on ChipCheesum's channel and holy fuck

[@hulax9858]

You know its a good video when he starts with "Gamer dudes, dudettes"

[@VenaCava]

He wasnt smiling at himself, he was smiling at the camera.

[@randomguy5598]

1:17 is what you came for Bois And gAmeR grills

[@raspymorten]

I wish i could go back in time and watch this video for the first time again...

[@noVva555]

>How to clean your gaming Pc >Cleans a Mac *Ｗｈｙ　ｔｈｏ*

[@piratecandy6310]

I'd never thought I'd see this video again

[@Ben-tg6ov]

This man's career was destroyed by mechanical keyboards and rubbing alcohol.

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

I like his eyeliner.

[@isaiahschutz8569]

I swear to God, this guy makes jokes that should just be imagined, and then acts them out anyway.

[@kawaguchihiroshi8237]

1:54 Oh, his neck. Meat neck.

[@WellBeSerious12]

"Don't you have anything better to do with your time?"