[Vinesauce] Joel - Monkey Mondays: Half Life 2 ( Part ? )

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Date streamed: 14 Feb , 2023
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[@FelipeJaquez]

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[@arzkaful1]

Don't eat the Surströmming, they put something in it to make you forget...

[@penisenvy1212]

you sir have just won the internet. Have my reddit gold kind stranger

[@praxiseffect84]

We... Have... MONKE

[@itsblackburst3475]

Cave johnsauce

[@Zeurel]

Do you ever think that Gabe Newell, in all his divinity, would have thought that in nearly 20 years since release THIS is what would become of Half Life 2?

[@ReverendReverb]

Of course he did. He would have seen it as inevitable with the amount of technological progress this game brought

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Well it ain't like he's been doing much with the franchise.

[@ArtorioVideojogos]

Wdym? This looks like canon material to me.

[@Superteletubbies64]

This will be Half-Life 2 in 2023

[@category472]

If anything he would be surprised it took gamers this long to play Half Life 2 the way he intended.

[@Goomenstein]

I kinda wanna see a soapbox car stream where the monkeys built their own cars out of props and then race around flatland or actual racetracks

[@spacebassist]

Fuck yes, that has to be a monkey monday

[@skogen5357]

I approve of this

[@gimubatulo]

This sounds better than sex honestly. and crash-inducing!

[@lolbotomy]

holy shit yes

[@pibbanon1987]

1:05:37- The overwatch voice starts reading the lyrics to "All Star"

[@juanes8931]

jesus christ

[@ntgm8]

When someone says "video games are not art", show them this. This is peak fecal moment right here.

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[@NichtVerbie]

Mug moment

[@kalsarikannit9587]

Joel is on a break and working on a 20+ song album FYI, and he wants to finnish that before coming back to funni.

[@newtybot]

Thank you bro it's fortunate for me that I randomly like this stream, as I've watched it every night since it's debut as I go to bed

[@wheresmyhugat]

Scythelord?

[@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486]

super ghostbusters too?

[@thedangboi7198]

last time he wrote a 20+ song album i shit my pants to protest the city

[@me000]

There's norway he'll be back to streaming this week

[@spessmehreen]

This playthrough is like if Olimar lost his whistle and all his pikmin were deranged 10/10

[@933rdLegion]

Monkey Monday intro goes hard every time

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[@notthebees4961]

It's unreasonably hard

[@neek01]

funny mokney

[@yiff]

It's just the DK theme song slapping hard as frick

[@nereid942]

"Have you heard of an animal called monkey? I have." -Gabe Newell

[@R3TR0--93]

1:29:17 lol at how the combine are just waiting there looking confused expecting Gordan Freeman with his airboat but instead see a orangutan coming at them riding a pink kawasaki jet ski especially that one combine who double takes and turned around like "what the actual fuck was that?"

[@aidanayers2093]

1:09:26 didn’t even notice the city announcer’s dialogue lol

[@Dumderg]

28:34 maxwell 30:05 monkey shoot gun 30:37 Gato noclip 36:15 the best way to make pìźză 41:13 maxwell returns 41:36 =( 51:11 spooky duende 54:49 the 2004 piss incident 58:30 group pissing

[@gardares]

From 22:25 to 22:36 is the saddest moment in Half-Life 2

[@ernecntr6423]

poor monke innovation rest in banana 😢

[@alfiehicks1]

**triage at dawn starts playing**

[@zambonibob2026]

I kinda want a whole stream of just gmod monkey racing

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[@ulqinaku8471]

@@thebasedspectre3048 yes

[@thebasedspectre3048]

@@ulqinaku8471 no It's HELL YES!!!

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

18:48 is a very good example of Cooperative Banana Torture

[@kaizerdeath12]

John Freeman saved the humens and aminal from combine thret, now it's monkes turn to save Erth

[@PrinceJethroIV]

1:09:30 "Jesse we need to cook. 91.1% fuel(?) Heisenberg"

[@zeithammel4473]

Holy crap I didn’t even notice that

[@aidanayers2093]

Pure

[@lrobin-is8dg]

I know what I’m doing all morning. Watching ALL of this monkey madness.

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[@KamiJoJo]

24:00 The long awaited sequel to Pizza Tower, Monkey Tower.

[@Hazgoblin]

the great monke boat race is probably the best thing to happen this year

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[@thelittlecarrotwhocould2569]

We definitely need a part 2 of this at some point. Haven't laughed so hard in months

[@marioxcl]

The only thing i want from this series is the name of the addons used to make these masterpieces

[@benderbendingrodriguez6280]

10:24 lmao someone went outside the map

[@wryytard]

This feels like a dad trying to cheer up his little boy

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

It's working

[@antichrist1975]

Based Haruno pfp

[@RasEli03]

1:05:24 Listen to what the announcement is

[@therealayydriansheepherd9991]

I say someone NEEDS to animate that jetski section, it is so damn good

[@kinnikuboneman]

1:34:10 Biddy Kung racing looking good

[@SamuelBorda]

GRACIAS JOEL POR TANTO

[@davideaezakmi9530]

Only Joel could take half life 2 and turn it into a monkey based racing game

[@MisterPancake778]

WE MISS YOU VSAUCE

[@AndrosynthNuclear]

30:00 The comedic timing on this was immaculate

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

1:41:00 So this is that Ford vs Ferrari movie I heard so much about, this is peak kino honestly

[@DragonGrafx-16]

I'm going to hear the Maxwell cat music in my head forever now.

[@coffeeelk6364]

Who would win? A hyper intelligent race of aliens that conquered the earth in 7 hours, or funny monke?

[@SDraw]

Omg, Joel has finally returned to play Ape Escape Remastered Special Deluxe Edition, wow!

[@babybeebuzz]

JOEELELLLL I MISS YOUUUU

[@newtybot]

Bro where Joe go??

[@danem2215]

Fucking Tongo died. Joel needs to make a commemorative video

[@stephensodergren2679]

These Monkey Mondays with all the monkeys in it are my absolute favorite. So chaotic and hilarious!

[@gaggygiggle8945]

9:24 10:21 17:34 25:58 30:05 33:07 45:16 50:22 52:31 1:24:42

[@CherryGoth_]

Honestly, What a wonderful stream Joel, You really outdid yourself on this one. Keep it up and stay Monke.

[@superrazor7617]

I need to see Joel reaction to el duende after Mexico confirmed it XD

[@luccifrfr2145]

this is what hell must be

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

(6)Monkey is a fucking menace

[@mr_flava]

Thanks for making my day better Joel... rip tongo :c

[@kaviennn]

Joel, facade Joel, new year Joel, F A C A D E J O E L

[@saggingzebra2578]

Where did you go to jole I hope your ok

[@gamerfreak164]

Wheres uncle Jobel

[@Twitch380]

welp Joel streams were the best when he was still doing them :( Miss you Uncle Joel (in before he comes back for a 2hour stream and gone for a week again:(

[@drakis50]

Did anything happen to him? Or he's just been busy with stuff?

[@4rumani]

@@drakis50 he died

[@rogerphone481]

@@4rumani rip

[@asra-5180]

​@@4rumani proof.

[@4rumani]

​@@asra-5180 check his twitch

[@Twiddle_things]

I'm struggling with very bad depression and have been especially struggling with 🌹✂️ thoughts recently. I've been watching Joel since I was 6 (stellar influence), and his videos always cheer me up. I can't help but crack up and temporarily forget everything going on and just appreciate the content.

[@TomLostWave]

Im so sad to announce joel that tongo has passed :c

[@smellslikev2arm]

28:26 irrefutable proof that pee eesy, in factty, stoared in the head :^DD

[@abbicrunch2000]

I remember watching the first part and pissing myself, now I dont know if I'm gonna regret watching part 2 because I have a really bad cold and laughing sets my cough off

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

this is the most ive heard joel constantly laughing

[@NijahPlays]

What an incredible race!

[@pibbanon1987]

26:14- The same thing happened when Joel and the monkeys played Portal. Evidently Joel didn't remember that.

[@DownSpadeTF]

8:15 That New-York accent guy is supposed to be sitting down, and the game THINKS he is, when he really isn't, therefore why he breaks his spine. He leans backwards and talks to you there.

[@jpardoa94]

Mokney my beloved

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[@Zariatartakowska]

where joenby :(

[@daboi4912]

making an album

[@Zariatartakowska]

@@daboi4912 ooh okay, thanks

[@neek01]

I don’t even remember how many times i’ve seen the intro, but this is the first time i noticed it spelled “funny mokney”

[@praxiseffect84]

God I hope with all I have that joel goes through the entire game like this 🤣🤣

[@UnrelatedAntonym]

Breen WISHES Gordon arrived in C17 instead of this buncha monkes. Instead of The Freeman, he got The Freemonks.

[@GuiltyOSheep]

Don't drink the water it's full of monkee pee

[@DaVince21]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while holy crap lol

[@augustljungberg1266]

This is is just a remastered version of stockholm simulator. Fantastiskt

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

56:06

[@Twitch380]

Man Joel has been REALLY gone the past like three months I forget he makes stuff anymore :(

[@dreamEnd]

24:10 Moments before Tower of Babel collapse

[@Twitch380]

lol man Joel turns into such a child with other ppl on stream lol.

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

I want more of this

[@vq9834uq3]

genuinely the best content thats ever existed

[@bamaboni]

The Combine were not prepared

[@Basserino84]

Still hoping this gets continued...

[@V0IDWARE]

Funny mokney

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[@rune5416]

Joel and his nfts

[@HuffdrewPaint]

42:05 a breakthrough

[@ziplockwaffles8012]

Living in City 17 would be *cozy*

[@zwan6740]

If the Combine weren't there, maybe

[@failedabortion1894]

​@@zwan6740 The Combine made it cosy, before them it was an Eastern-European shithole city

[@Shiba643]

Thanks you Joale

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[@ThePancakeman96]

if I was a leader of some uprising regime I'll have 54:22 be the theme music when invading Poland

[@escaperoutebritish]

Speaking of favourite Monkey Mondays, mine is (without a doubt) Zookeeper Sim.

[@the_real_drwhoroblox1935]

Damn this whole stream is giving me awful memories of my teacher when my classmates are misbehaving, this applies to the rest of the Monkey Mondays too lol

[@sillyfoxgirlnya]

the gravity effect game engine

[@itsybitsycherry]

Great WaveRace 64 stream, Joel.

[@punkuke]

7:26 I have not known peace since hearing this audio, it's keeping me up at night... WHAT the fuck is he saying?

[@ManiacalForeigner]

"Gonna/gotta(?) kick some ass"

[@punkuke]

@@ManiacalForeigner Oh my god, I can definitely hear it now. I thought it ended in ass but wasn't sure. Thank you so much!

[@therealjadecat101]

I may be late, but that blue chains thing was the cross item from a game on roblox called doors! :D

[@ghostgoji9532]

This Is The Main Reason I Wake Up On Monday’s. For MONKE MONDAY BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

*OOOHHHH BANANA!!!*

[@Davifss25]

No sequel :(

[@GamingBlueNOOB]

27:55 "I still do not know what that reference is." I think the fact Joel doesnt know anything about DOORs just makes it more funny. Edit: 31:35 Nevermind.

[@dragonheadthing]

What is the music at 1:48:50?

[@reifenverlustdeluxe6936]

This is the true form of modern comedy

[@2riiTuri]

Feline friday when

[@jaycie586]

Monkey death at 29:38 was brutal

[@DrErikNefarious]

IT BEGINS AGAIN

[@ボーカルタワー]

Moenke time

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[@plagueog436]

I wanna play this someone tell me how please i know its gmod but what else is needed

[@miniontoe2]

I love funny monkey

[@Kael4king10]

MORE MONKEY RACING

[@Heavytus]

Can someone tell what Mods Joel and his Monkeys are using? i wanna become a Monkey myself!

[@theEmbodimentOfguy2]

It's gmod. They aren't using any.

[@tobythedumb0]

FUCKING FINALLY

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