[Vinesauce] Vinny - Half-Life 2: Randomized

[@HalfAluminumChemist]

Although it would be "win the lottery while getting struck by lightning" levels of improbable, the randomizer could theoretically randomize it so that everything is in its original place. That would be 10x more amazing than anything. But i guess if it did, we wouldnt know cause we would think its broken.

[@insert_username_here]

@@freefilesvirus technically, everything has a 50/50 chance. It either happens or it doesn’t happen

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

what would be better is if the only difference was that every footstep plays "there's only one heady"

[@cascamidland]

@@insert_username_here I feel like the program has a safeguard to prevent this from happening

[@shep7544]

@@insert_username_here yeah but stack that with hundreds of items then that 50/50 quickly shrinks

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Bogosort algorithm

[@TheTheisson]

gordon is in a coma and he relives the events of hl2 and the voices are his friend telling him to wake up

[@nategthepigeonlord2683]

Kek

[@PennyroyalHammersmith]

+Alex Henderson Thin

[@pranksteraleks9066]

Keep it goin' Gordon.

[@Thewalrus0275]

The password is "don't don't don't"

[@notwhenishiftintomaximumoverdr]

+TheTheisson here comes the pink train

[@mono4171]

"This tree is made of trash and words... What does it say?" "Don't forget Hawaii!"

[@pux0rb]

"Ah, I'll be right with you." such a polite train.

[@WilfredCthulu]

This is what happens when you don't park your car in the garage, you have been warned.

[@a.j8307]

Is it about my Cube?

[@zanzaklaus2496]

My interpretation of the "story": Hundreds of years ago, an eldritch old god attacked the entire population of the universe. Some surviving aliens fled to Earth, where the Golem people used their geomancy and rock-based technology to create large spaces underground for the remaining people to survive. All light seen is just the fourth-dimensional limbs of this vast entity, and the remaining aliens have survived solely because they are so insignificant they don't warrant destruction. Most of the organic life on earth is dead, with the trees being made of scrap metal. In order to enforce order, the Golems created a T-1000-esque race of liquid robots to act as a police force.nThe trillions of casualties during the war were used to create furniture and other objects, as they were in abundance. Because Gordon is so far underground, he experiences constant auditorial hallucinations. Some of these tie into his PTSD while others are of premonitions from the elder god above, who has dark plans for Gordon as shown in the opening scene.

[@bloodrunsclear]

ZanzaKlaus I want this to be the sequel plot

[@kenetickups6146]

I like this

[@ВанечкаЗвезда]

Sounds like something from Kazuo Umezu

[@bigcurty9107]

how does your brain work?

[@kingdededong7407]

I love how the Ravenholm introduction music is playing in the background while Vinny exits the train. Welcome to hell.

[@KrystaKream]

I hate ravenholm iz too spooky 5 me

[@pass9786]

And Radio plays the second time. Both songs are spooky and fitting. Gordon has no mouth and he must scream.

[@checje]

Welcome! Welcome to HELL 666

[@hodges9072]

*ACCORDING TO THE VORTIGAUNTS, HE IS A PRISONER AT THE CITADEL*

[@BeesQuestionMarkk]

𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕤, 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕝.

[@inspector5122]

yup

[@roguebogey]

I am the Citadel.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Node graph out of date. Rebuilding...

[@TheDirector999]

At 11:31 we see Gordon, haunted by the ghosts of his past, now delivered in 5.1 surround sound

[@Probable.Orange]

yes

[@unidorsalicosahedron7416]

This can't be!

[@MScout]

Doctor Who?

[@nexieadr]

the interior monologue really sells this

[@Dimension3500]

the "keep it going Gordon" drone never gets old

[@lt_dagg]

Keep it goin', Gordon

[@RedHeadFury-]

jijj

[@lewis4gaming905]

Keep it goin

[@flashtag4976]

Every drone says “keep it goin’, Gordon” and every door says “i warned you this was futile” So is the game cheering you on or not?

[@PlutoTheSynth]

Doctor please

[@awesomegamercz]

There's only one heady

[@vanguard6498]

ACCORDING TO THE VORTIGAUNTS HE IS A PRISONER AT THE CITADEL

[@pygmalyon]

KEEP IT GOIN' GORDON

[@inspector5122]

Jimgood yup

[@masonsykes2240]

+British Empire I thought you were dead.

[@ieatmoths1003]

I like to imagine that this is what Gordon actually sees everything in the world as, and that's why he's a mute.

[@Nothing-pb8hu]

But that's just a theory! A GAEM THERY! THANKS FER WATCHING!

[@DarksiderDarmoset]

+Iswallowmoths He has no mouth and yet he must scream =x

[@keesdriesen9256]

Ever since Gordon got hit with the radiation of the Xen crystal in the Resonance Cascade, this is how he sees everything.

[@Cubics_Rube]

Not that anyone cares but the line is: _"There is only one Hedy"_ Dr. Kleiner named his headcrab "Hedy Lamarr" after the actress, but you usually hear the Lamarr part only in-game. Queue in: "We named the dog Indiana." (I would say it's not really flattering to name a de-beaked alien parasite after a fairly pretty actress back in her prime days, but I seen acquaintances name there pets after actresses, so I'm not surprised.)

[@antonironstag5085]

Lamarr's name is actually a reference to Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles. Every character kept calling him 'Heddy' and he'd go out of his way correcting people by angrily saying 'it's Hedley!' Also Heddy is a play on words for Heady, since Headcrabs go on your head :')

[@judewelos]

She also helped produced the technology for Wi-Fi!

[@tamasperci4168]

13:14 Vinny: Is this supposed to be grass? Grass: I can't believe you found me!

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Something about Barney's "I can't look" line while the airship flies by at 18:56 tickles me in such a profound way. It's like he's expressing our collective thoughts about the mess of a game before us within the game itself.

[@Deivid_Dono]

This is probably the best way i could possibly waste my last day of school break

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

agreed

[@connor4wilson]

+TheGreatSaiyaman Alan Your last day of break was on a monday!? I'm so jealous.

[@Deivid_Dono]

Connor Wilson Well, the thing is we had two weeks and a day of break because of a holiday here in Mexico, it's all good, that way i can waste my last day wayching Vinesauce

[@connor4wilson]

TheGreatSaiyaman Alan aah ok that makes more sense, I'm still really jealous you got a break for so long though. Over in America we had a 1 week break.

[@Deivid_Dono]

+Connor Wilson Oh, seriously? Man, that sucks, well, good luck on school, i know i'll need it haha

[@Salad360]

How many HIDIs are there? I don't remember...

[@TheSavagegamer69]

there's only 1 hidi

[@Salad360]

TheSavagegamer69 Thanks!

[@aldxbaran]

+Taylor Pinkham hes just kidi, there are a few hidi

[@rchetype7029]

+Ihate GooglePlus Yes, but how many hidi are theiri?

[@SirFowler1]

*heddy

[@BonziBUDDY]

I played with this mod and it replaced the pistol firing sound with the stalker yell sound

[@cavejohnson4306]

I got the train horn for footsteps

[@WinEntity]

57:02 Chat wouldn't stop yelling at Vin until he came back to this Deadpool fella.

[@slime_sam4321]

nice

[@sneakychrisdude]

24:42 The exploding barrel noises actually killed me XD

[@Filipokerface]

*NOMAD.*

[@AMBPineapple]

6:41 Barney: "Here my pet, hop up!"

[@sonyPlaytation]

The camera robots got turned into floating motivational speakers. pun intended

[@BiancoAsterisco]

37:10 that is the most trypophobia inducing cactus ever

[@all_the_names_are_taken_420]

alyx is dallas from payday

[@Vibevibellama]

Fat

[@russellgendolfe464]

+Brotherhood Of Steel oh God not here

[@ytisnottwitter]

DONACDUM.

[@crazyboybastian09]

+Carl 'CJ' Johnson fat

[@onion599]

donacdum

[@noahb350]

I think we all learned something here. There's two Heddy's

[@jakefromstatefarm7365]

There's only one hidi tho.

[@Lophii28]

THERE'S ONLY ONE HEDDY

[@unscripted3575]

what if Valve released this as HL3?

[@DragonTamerCos]

+jake woodhouse Pan-Sexual

[@unscripted3575]

Alex Henderson well thanks for that

[@DragonTamerCos]

***** I think...we would all sue Valve if that where to happen

[@Doctorj1]

I would pre order it

[@notwhenishiftintomaximumoverdr]

+Unscripted "A disturbing and profound experience that probes the deepest recesses of the human psyche, exploring themes of power, fear, lust, isolation and regret."

[@BronyPonyVal]

Very amazing work, Vappy. Really appreciated.

[@maksuree]

"how do i go to ravenholm" you don't go to ravenholm

[@InstallaFriend]

You're scaring off the pigeons!

[@joeganbogan270]

Don't forget Hawaii

[@kiwicami287]

Theres only one Hedy

[@Niashusband]

Doctor please!

[@lazydaisy1984]

*I'M NOT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT THAT REMINDS ME OF.*

[@mikex124]

I warned you this was futile.

[@АннаЗинурова]

39:05 "Come on, Gordon! Let's go have some fun!" Who say this line???

[@cheatsenabled1662]

Alyx, in Black Mesa East, referring to going to try out the zero point energy field manipulator.

[@TCGexclusive]

"Oak's words echoed.. THERE'S ONLY ONE HIDI."

[@Eagle101-online]

33:08 Pretty much darth vader.

[@thetinpin]

7:22 "It's me Gordon, unpolished and corroded C3PO!"

[@Jacktrack7]

54:12 "Everything is metal..." Now Joel is paying attention.

[@grenadierhinterleitner9582]

You mean Vinny

[@Jacktrack7]

@@grenadierhinterleitner9582 No, I did meant Joel and you obviously didn't understand the joke. Also replying to a 6 year old comment, ffs dude.

[@grenadierhinterleitner9582]

@@Jacktrack7 replying to someone replying to a 6 year old comment ffs dude

[@Jacktrack7]

@@grenadierhinterleitner9582 That makes no sense and it's a childish reply.

[@grenadierhinterleitner9582]

@@Jacktrack7 says you who thought Vinny was Joel

[@skrumpo]

i’ve rewatched this video several times. now i can’t stop saying “doctor, please”

[@danspark]

37:13 *a gay man alone* *a gay man alone* *a gay man alone* *a gay man alone*

[@lefleiner3408]

You know... It becomes very ironic knowing that these words are spoken by Father Grigori

[@FootSplit]

the funniest thing is that the keep it going gordon drone is so fitting

[@Byakkoya11037]

Keep it goin Gordon Keep it goin Gordon Keep it goin Gordon Keep it goin Gordon Keep it goin Gordon Keep it goin Gordon

[@fivefs]

Man Vinny's streams have been late recently, I keep falling asleep during them. Thank you so much for uploading all your videos to KZbin so I can at least follow up and watch them Vinny

[@Zearo298]

+fivefs yeah i'm on the west coast and everytime he starts streaming i'm getting ready for bed

[@courtneyelle8247]

you're scaring off the pigeons don't forget hawaii

[@Dong_Harvey]

+Claire Smith just roll this grenade right in there..

[@certifiedbigboy2201]

+Dong Harvey I see they took your suitcase too. THIS CAN'T BE! You'll find more help at station seven.

[@rchetype7029]

I'm not sure how to take that.

[@fault3k]

the crowbar hit sound effect was im just so excited

[@djdexcat]

I've always wanted a game about an insect war in a Stonepunk setting!

[@DouglasQuaid999]

31:10 "I am gay I am gay I am gay I am alone"

[@FEMKULTRA]

Thank you uncle pizza pasta

[@cheetoschrist5685]

THERE'S ONLY ONE HIDI

[@cheetoschrist5685]

***** Doctor...PLUH-LEES

[@onion599]

+Cheetos Christ THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! hidi

[@LenkyLad]

keep it going Gordon.

[@cheffffffffffffffffffff]

wait. holdup. ........... *counts on fingers* how many?

[@cheffffffffffffffffffff]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@cyburai13]

57:05 IS THAT FUCKING DEADPOOL!?!?!?!?

[@cyburai13]

+Touko Nevermind, I see Vinny went back to see Deadpool.

[@athena9705]

5:10 at first i thought he said sith, than i realized that he said something about a thing way more fun than star wars games.

[@Naidru]

The Flame Cat! It's Synth... ALL HAIL SYNTH AND COMBINE

[@hemangchauhan2864]

A E S T H E T I C S

[@poseidon1680]

K I L L M E K I L L M E

[@Asupreme]

Ｖｉｎｅｓｔｅｔｈｉｃｓ

[@hemangchauhan2864]

Jack-O-8Bit Much better

[@dpq06]

+Hemang Chauhan dont forget hawaii

[@spiritwolf7000]

V A P E G O D

[@nutlet1]

imagine you were gordon , after fighting through black mesa, you get put into stasis for 20 something years, then you wake up probably expecting something normal. but then you get this.

[@Masterlegodude]

What if Ross Scott did this during Freeman's Mind 2 as a sort of nightmare that Gordon has, like the non-canon ending he did at the end of Half Life where Gordon ended up in a dimension of G-Man abominations

[@lefleiner3408]

Why the fuck not!? He needs to post this, we all know he'll get nowhere with his film and "original" content! THIS IS HIS PURPOSE IN OUR WORLD

[@JJ-Trick]

i get some machines can do jobs better than humans but i never thought machines would take repainting from us

[@Mordecai02]

38:08 "Gordon Freeman!" *"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"* 40:12 "I think I was just killed by the game's boxart." "Good catch!" 41:50 _Stops the Antlion Wars iteration without teleporting to a map where antlions are encountered_

[@randomidkreal]

Chapter 3 image: 1:50 Chapter 3 name: Route Kanal _I have a baaad feelin' about this_

[@KptKosmit91]

6:43 "here my pet, hop up"

[@MercIsMercIsMerc]

Vinny didn't even mention how the icon for the Red Letter Day chapter was literally a texture for a fucking rock

[@Akendolfr]

Cats are so prevalent on the internet they somehow made their way into an obscure HL2 Mod.

[@realdingo3601]

In a world run by alkali metals, only one hedy can keep the mineral resistance alive.

[@ouroboros7466]

i watched like 40 mins of this... I was so sleepy :/

[@Vibevibellama]

Fat

[@ouroboros7466]

Cyka

[@Killamakaze]

Rape?

[@monowavy]

+lucas 2014 Brito Cruz Everyday... I sleep to Vinny/Joel's voice. I literally pick up my phone and I get super excited in the begining of the streams but always end up sleeping... :s Is this weird? lol

[@Killamakaze]

mosh Nah, it actually happens to me too. I like the streams a lot and watch 'em when I can, but it eventually becomes white noise to sleep to if I try to watch the stream really late.

[@alchemistendrew8865]

"There's only one Hedy" is spoken by Kleiner, concerning his pet headcrab, Lamar. She was named after a woman named Hedy Lamar.

[@h0verman]

i highly prefer glitch life better. it can fuck with the physics and entitydata along with the textures and sounds, and then resets them for each new map.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

+juice The Source engine is much more complex than the Half-Life 1 engine,so it would be hard to do that.

[@suifufunun]

glitch life had a lot of funnier shit going on

[@Cloveroot]

you should have gotten your car in the garage like he said. he was warning you of the chaos to follow

[@GmodPlusWoW]

57:00, the Train Guy is Deadpool! Mario this is betta than corruptions!

[@AKAProm]

This program could use settings on what to replace.... or at least a "Don't replace the footstep sounds" setting.

[@CassiePumpkins]

*KEEP IT GOIN', GORDON*

[@Nothing-pb8hu]

That drone saying "keep it going Gordon" is just the best thing.

[@Chapmike]

7:05 Oh, THAT cat!

[@legodmais]

"Get down outta si- *Shot*" Shit that sounds like it belongs to a dramatic cutscene of something.

[@lucasandersons]

Everytime I hear Hiddy I think Rub Hiddy

[@SirFowler1]

+dinoceros man DICKS!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

what a thread

[@peppermillers8361]

+lucas it's Hedy Lamarr.

[@johnlong765]

+pepper Mill it's HEDLY

[@peppermillers8361]

johnlong765 *Hedy

[@isabellev9576]

In this world, everything on Earth was almost completely destroyed when the Sun got close to the planet. The little bit of humanity left moved to Antarctica, where they built an area sealed off from the rest of Earth complete with artificial trees and an artificial Sun.

[@lyesryes]

57:03 DEADPOOL??

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘So this is what going mad feels like’ -Simon Tam

[@poligrafsferych8193]

39:03 "Cmon, Gordon! Lets have some fun" - ravenholm pants.

[@CattyMintgum]

There's Only One Vinny.

[@OmnibusOfJudgement]

24:40 Vaporwave Train.

[@natalyst]

this is such huge clusterfuck for someone that has never played half life 2 before, i'm trying so hard to figure out the story

[@AmaroqStarwind]

10:00 Vinny: "I still haven't figured out any story." Dr. Breen: "I warned you this was futile." You should enable software rendering and use r_draworder 1.

[@JackGriffin745]

13:38 Oh look. It's the joker and his good friend, the Terminator robot.

[@davideromano4134]

15:20 i laugh so hard at the We part

[@JB-em2ot]

In Ravenholm, the sky is The Orange Box.

[@PennyroyalHammersmith]

The recurring theme of rock & metal life forms is actually foreshadowing that the music industry is evolving into a species. What we know as Caucasian, African, Hispanic etc. becomes Rock, Metal and Stone, a new genre of music, a metaphor of the trippiness that the world has been cursed with, The Stone Roses was formed as a warning of these unforeseen consequences, which brings us to the info landmark, located in the anti mass test chamber, in episode two we learn that the gman warned Eli about the resonance cascade, the gman is the embodiment of The Stone Roses band, the resonance cascade was actually the birth of the stone genre the human tissue being used as rugs, doors and other materials suggests that our species was wiped out by these genres, who after that went at war with the ant lions, the ant lions are mutated insects and animals! At last the world was decimated, everything disappearing at the end of this stream is another metaphor, showcasing the aftermath of the worlds end

[@Graylord88]

The positive reinforcement drone was fucking brilliant! That needs to be a concept for something in the future.

[@Revealingstorm.]

Keep it goin Hidi

[@Skagra]

It appears that the Combine have adopted solid-slate drives.

[@chekhovsgun7729]

Listening to this while in another tab was like suffering from the effects of Schizophrenia. Pure nightmare.

[@trallawan]

this is the universe where "Brian" characters come from

[@takemehomecountryroadsbestusa]

So much "DOCTOR PLEASE" "DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR" is this Doctor Who?

[@MondySpartan]

+ZoruaPaul Doctor Freeman.

[@takemehomecountryroadsbestusa]

Qweekskowped Ye I know I tried to make a stupid joke

[@nostalgic2884]

"I'm not sure how to take that" will forever be stuck in my head..like a song.

[@vodkice2416]

"Welcome. Welcome to- SOAP."

[@antond12312]

The fucking ravenholm music makes this even better.

[@Tyxi]

Keep it going Gordon

[@invalid_user_handle]

Interesting that the Hammer Editor icons for the objects are valid textures that can be added into the randomizer.

[@BonW]

56:12 TF2 soldier.

[@cancop]

*"You want a mal-compliance verdict?"*

[@fault3k]

this gave me really trippy dreams...

[@monophone903]

this and glitch life, glitch life probably the trippiest of all the dreams

[@SamHuang69]

Maybe this is what it's like when people say they hear voices in their head, just an overwhelming amount of people speaking really loudly until you go insane, holy shit DOCTOR PLEASE

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

15:23 This is when Vinny really started to lose it.

[@Doom_Hawk]

So because Vinny never parked his car in the garage he ended up on Sakaar from Thor Ragnarok? That sucks.

[@windows987654321]

Do it again, you can put your own images and sounds into it! (Put the entire VineBooru into it. :p

[@vnseelie]

is this what being a part of a singularity is? every thought screaming at once?