[Vinesauce] Joel - Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 ( Part 1 )

Joel opens up hell park and rides into my ass. Trust me it makes total sense. This is the openRCT version.
Date streamed: 8 Aug , 2015
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[@dankybongblunttree7296]

*Reaches top of stairs* "That'll be 10 dollars" *Climbs rail and jumps off*

[@thetrueaandy115]

Dankybong Blunttree or shit off the rail

[@--46200]

or both

[@brodiero-solar302]

Dankybong Blunttree lmao

[@schtinky1151]

It's actually only $1.08

[@bindedisaac7922]

to this day, i will still refrence "IT'S A FEATURE" in casual conversation

[@animeloveer97]

Me too lol

[@shrinjaymukherjee7297]

The thing with Joel is that, he's so funny all the time, you kind of get used to it. So you don't laugh when you're watching until he says something REALLY funny. It's really weird. You kind of just sit there with an odd smile half the time.

[@A-G-F-]

recent studies have determined that Joles produces the same ammount of endorfines that a human body produces when is with his girlfriend/boyfriend

[@theepicgamer5824]

I know right its so odd you actually wait for joel to say something really funny and kind of expect it

[@sc6554]

if you get stoned as hell the entire thing is the funnier than all holy shit

[@yopi_yopi]

and no one is funny anymore thanks to Joel

[@rhodiumvaledict3313]

Enter fhe ass and we shall go to space using the power of my dick rocket !E

[@GrizzlyMittz]

Someday, I want to start a Donut Shop called "Nobody Died Here, I Promise."

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

That's what a Krispy Kreme which was built on top of a corpse should be called.

[@ZeHatsu]

+SuperSonicFan 60 1. Get a corpse 2. Bury it 3. Build a Doughnut store on top of it. 4. Profit???? 5. Kill everyone who goes there.

[@tralphstreet]

4. Profit

[@astronights]

ZeHatsu 6. Repeat with other corpses.

[@squishlez]

put a sign there that says "ignore the smell, consume."

[@boganlogan6457]

"uploaded: 7 aug 2015" "Date Streamed: 8 Aug, 2015" joel is a time traveler

[@awildcommenter7240]

SOMEMONG why would he just go one day ahead of time sounds like a waste to me

[@moorsyob9503]

Haruhi Suzumiya vinny is a lie so....

[@mokkelen]

T I M E Z O N E S

[@computerwiz4]

C A L Z O N E S

[@ichangedmyname2231]

We already know that.

[@antares3171]

"A ticket to heaven... ah that's too obvious, we gotta go with HELL PARK, there we go." That's why we love Joel.

[@jaxonschroeder7319]

egg His humor is childish. You don’t get too much of that from many “entertainers”. That’s why we love Joel.

[@GhoulieTunes]

Please rename this stream to "Joel kills hundreds of people at a theme park and then talks about racism in sauces"

[@leungchoihung2465]

dead

[@MakoClover]

GamesPlaysWill 'Joel goes so fast and sends hot bitches off the rails!'

[@mosquitarkbeast]

GamesPlaysWill pretty much he killed his followers

[@wyoming2868]

HAH!

[@raynieves8419]

I'm not sure if you're joking or mad at the video and cant take a joke like a jerk

[@shdhbr]

As a diabetic, I can confirm that our eyeballs do indeed pop out on roller coasters

[@skelebones4979]

Indeed

[@sloepy]

SPOOKYMAN do you have the push them back in or do you buy replacements

[@bongobaey4426]

Fun fact about Action Park: They had to redesign the rides until they didnt fucking dismember the dummy they tested them with. Also, only one guy broke his neck on the slide thingie, most people just smashed their fucking teeth out, or almost drowned in it. Also, they had a pool in which about 3 people died, I believe. Sure sounds like fun doesnt it.

[@skullvitch2]

Are you a bad enough dude to brave the atrocity that is Action Park!?

[@BobofWOGGLE]

The best thing about Action park is that they painted the floors of the pools white to make sure that, if anybody _was_ dying, they could fish them out. No, actually, scratch that, the best thing is the tennis ball tanks. Those things sound genuinely fun.

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

How the fuck is it possible that it's legal!?

[@bongobaey4426]

+MrEpic7203 I mean, the park closed. After , like, 16 years or so. But why it took so long for them to actually get into trouble is also a mystery to me.

[@magic8balljuice968]

Yas!

[@zeebra901]

i went in those tube slides before. i died

[@justinsinger2505]

The rare pepe makes this comment better

[@rustylasagna]

The spirit of Pepe returns. Tell me: did you see any body parts in the slide as you slid to your doom?

[@VicvicW]

RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES!!!!!!!!

[@SparkGlassesVocaloid]

Vicvic W WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JOESTARS!!!!!!!!!

[@VicvicW]

SparkGlassesP (スパーク眼鏡P) No

[@ethanj3630]

The bumper cars should've been named "The Russian Driving Experience"

[@SuperNuclearBoss]

Ethan J they did that in the multiplayer episode.

[@childalpha6954]

The Russian driving experiment

[@lichy2390]

Nah theyre the same if thats the case

[@userlamest]

fuck yes

[@Volkswagen_will]

They Dont Drive Cars They Drive Tanks....

[@CpnGame]

They say there are still guests lost in that maze to this day.

[@nightmares8213]

Its also said that they have died and their ghosts have haunted the maze.

[@mysteriousman678]

At every dead end, there lies another corpse.

[@Lunalovegoodclubpeng]

what the fuck

[@davestrider7688]

Ones who escape will be honored with a shirt: "I broke Joel."

[@zacktastick8563]

@@davestrider7688 no one escaped nor ever will

[@TheArn95]

"Heading for my ass" "Queuing for my ass" pls stop jeol

[@spwwww8258]

Moulz "my ass was great"

[@spwwww8258]

Moulz "My ass is full" "My ass is fucking full" "My ass is full of people" XD))))))

[@annica321]

Moulz "My ass broke" GODDAMIT JOEL

[@spwwww8258]

***** xD

[@ytpdotmp4818]

"I'd rather ride something more thrilling than my ass"

[@elproclashroyalevideo6866]

I recreated his park in rct3 I got the rewards "Tidiest Park" "Best Reliability" and the worst of them all, "Safest Park" Safest Park? SAFEST PARK?? EDIT: I also did Joel's toilets but five of them above the ass. *I GOT BEST TOILETS*

[@NintenGunner]

they gave you all the awards because its great.

[@Hajilex]

WTH

[@oceanman3822]

JackCuzYNot Lel I didn’t even know that you could have best toilets award lmao

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

You got best toilets because nobody used them and they are the cleanest things on Earth.

[@orionjoynes280]

Anyone else read this in Joel's voice

[@supersonicbros23]

American Sauce: Mayonnaise, Ketchup, Mustard Oriental Sauce: Cucumber, Onions(?) Vinesauce: Joel.

[@toguro5117]

you forgot bacon grease and high fructose corn syrup in american sauce

[@Gedeha]

+supersonicbros23 *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

[@xthatbaconguyx5716]

BAH DUM CRASH

[@ashsevildead]

+supersonicbros23 /vinny

[@Insanity_Potato]

+champmason Rev

[@trouts4]

I was trying to figure out this guy's accent when I found out he's Swedish. He's the least Swedish sounding guy I've ever heard, thank god.

[@timothy1247]

honestly he sounds pretty american till i hear him say "haech = H" or "zed = Z"

[@calamarisauce8483]

mah name is POODAHPAH

[@GaMMERKitten]

aypierre I agree, also I like your profile picture. Your profile pic is funny

[@johngarcia3430]

aypierre i thought he was slav at first

[@lichy2390]

I though he was like russian or something from the windows destruction videos.

[@WillBassman]

Action Park scares the hell out of me.

[@mistergacado4400]

Me to

[@mistergacado4400]

Mister Gacado *too

[@crumblemumble1227]

Every amusement park scares me

[@WillBassman]

ThatRandomGirlWithTheHentaiPic That's a shame.

[@Samagachi]

I'll bet Joel secretly built it.

[@Olallie]

"If you like clown sex music, I guess. Get on my ass." -Vinesauce Joel 2015

[@smalldowns]

this video is a timeless classic and i still come back to it

[@mr.markerman4266]

same

[@skullchimes]

same

[@PilatusAnon]

Fun experience I had with a claw machine; The machine was broken, so when you put a coin in, you got like 8 tries. I got 3 plushies from one machine and coin

[@aidangallacher8928]

Nathan Watch the part of the video where he talks about claw machines.

[@Nathan-zl1ve]

Claw machines are in theme parks. Maybe theme parks reminded him of claw machines?

[@GaMMERKitten]

Nathan your profile pic says it all

[@jakepennyii2814]

Lucky! Most I've ever gotten out of a claw machine was a dollar in quarters left in the reject/change bin.

[@johngarcia3430]

Anonym Martin most lucky i got was two plushies at once

[@davidhubbard8353]

Published: August 7th. Date streamed: August 8th. YES OKAY.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

Taylor Rosenfeld Sweden has a different time zone.

[@chrisdoessomestuff4782]

+Fort Gamer No, they're just time travelers.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

ChrisDoes SomeStuff No,Joel is just secretly Marty Mcfly.

[@davidhubbard8353]

Fort Gamer​ or inspector gadget.

[@realmoneyhaver]

Im swedish and i can time travel

[@gabopr1365]

I would love to see Open RCT2 have a special mode for twitch chat, that allows them to actually control their respective park visitor.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Make it so that the host has to hunt each of them down for score.

[@gabopr1365]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine YES!

[@Scole718dog]

I remember a grocery store I always go to having two claw machines, one had somewhat of a chance of winning as it had small/medium sized plushies. But the other one was filled with those huge plushies and you couldn't ever win anything from it. I remember getting both Sonic the Hedgehog, and Barney the Dinosaur from the older one (the small/medium size) with one play, but the grocery store had to get rid of one of the claw machines. And guess what they chose? Yep, they got rid of the one you could actually beat. And I'll never forgive them for that sin.

[@raynieves8419]

Man those guys have NO taste

[@greythegolddragon2369]

When I was a kid, like, 14-15 years ago, my family and i went to a restaurant that had a little pseudo arcade for the kids, which also had a claw machine. Lady luck was REALLY on my side that day, because i walked out of there with FIVE different plushes. I was the proudest kid in that whole place that day.

[@raynieves8419]

When i went to an arcade with my friends, there was some VR game. When one of my friends tried it, it wasted all their points.

[@Natasmodis]

@@greythegolddragon2369 this story is too wholesome

[@N00N01]

#fuckthatstore

[@Dwurban64]

48:41 *Joel is checking out random named peeps when he comes across VorgSkelethor* That's me baby! Let's... Kill me. Definitely one of my favorite moments from this stream

[@TaiBreuh]

Lol

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

the prophecy of the 2-year comment gap hath been fulfilled

[@Prismate]

the prophecy of a 2-month comment gap hath been fulfilled

[@theepicranger671]

the prophecy of a 12-day comment gap hath been fulfilled

[@DomDaBomb420]

The prophecy of the 2 week comment gap has been fulfilled

[@thegriffin88]

I know Action Park! It was in New Jersey and I'm from New Jersey. People never actually died on the loop slide, just got stuck. The two deaths I know of that actually occurred were from a kinda water slide into a pool that was too shallow so people hit their heads. Another might have been frayed wires on a motorized water ride and a park-goer tried to fix the ride, like push it and he got zapped to death. Those are the two I know of, 90% of that park was people getting scrapes and cuts. They DID have go-karts next to a brewery on site though. That was a thing. Drunk driving go-karts.

[@lautaro_vidal]

They had some go karts that went down a slide, you would normally have the option of breaks, or forward, but the shitty karts at action park only had faster or fasterer, so one time this dude was going so fast that he went flying off the slide, so he pulverized his head when he hit a rock at maximum speed

[@Antichamberteam80110H]

What even is your profile pic

[@christiankneupper7011]

There's a certain degree of implied assumption of risk with action park. Now negligence is another story.

[@pineapplequeen13]

Yeah I live about 10 minutes from where Action Park used to be! It's still a water park now but much safer, and its been renamed Mountain Creek.

[@galladegamer3579]

I believe we call those "extreme bumper cars"

[@ultramaster2o1studios53]

1:03:27. the start of a concept for hacked sonic zone called the "Cal-Zone" a.k.a. labyrinth zone w/ pizza themed blocks and now the water is pizza sauce.

[@HydroCannonGaming]

a meme a day keeps the noose away

[@elisttm]

and vice versa

[@Zero-rv8db]

just within reach, constantly calling to you, taunting, tempting.

[@lindaunderling4637]

then some people just "get riiiight into the nooose."

[@istieldawn2968]

+Ender “Dreusilla” Barba Did I just read a homophonic sentence involving Keemstar and suicide?

[@lindaunderling4637]

Istiel Dawn sure did XD

[@iwanttokillmyself4301]

Someone take Joel to 6 flags

[@soapboi5420]

yes

[@dannyrules4223]

No 5 banners is better

[@FoxbearFilms]

Nah, I personally love 4 Streamers

[@sircobra7969]

i prefer 2 wavy things

[@wickore9689]

Nah how about 1 straight thing

[@wyvern4588]

What? Joel's never been on a coaster? That's not metal Joel.

[@AkumetsuLord]

Wyvern That's not Metal, REAL METAL are the Teacup ride 8D

[@MissEbola]

VenomousCrow I personally enjoy the little train ride. It gives you the illusion of being on a bootleg roller coaster.

[@Phoquehead]

VenomousCrow one time i was at sea world with my family back in like 08 or somethin and the merry go round fucked up and was going really fucking fast

[@ninajokinen5263]

AkumetsuLord yeah.. Not really its booring in them

[@KernelPanic0]

shane44567 gotsa goe feest .

[@teddyteddy4702]

''People love my ass!'' ''My ass is full, full of people !'' Joel 2015

[@chibinekogirl101]

So, I checked out the About Us section of Action Park's website. Apparently a guest's safety is THE GUEST'S RESPONSIBILITY!!!! If you get injured the park can't be held accountable.... WTF O.o

[@thetrueaandy115]

chibinekogirl101 it is because they must not of followed the rules

[@kazdoe5943]

Well, with claw machines theres a switch somewhere that controls the probability of the claw getting the thing. My brother was at this store and he tried to use one, and the machine ate his money, so he got one of the workers, and he turned the level to 0 and he got a prize first try. fucking rigs, goddamit.

[@Eagle101-online]

"My ass was great." -Random roller coaster rider.

[@SkyNinja759]

"I want to ride My Ass".

[@Akendolfr]

I think we should all get a Kick Started running for Joel to actually make a theme park.

[@Akendolfr]

Skeletons go free.

[@cookiedough2706]

Hey!Remember, ITS A FEATURE

[@aromaticresidue6956]

+Cookie Dough It's a Feeeeeeature

[@ferret_irl]

It's more than a feature if you ENTER THE ASS

[@cookiedough2706]

+chewySoul At this point, its not a feature... ITS AN EXCLUSIVE

[@LostSnowdrift]

35:39, 38:00 - twitch integration 36:56 51:20 - my ass was great! 52:08 - the music is nice here! 52:50, 55:45, 57:35 it's a feature 1:07:00 (I skiped most of the bone zone but eventually he tore it all down ~ 1:19:00 ) 1:22:50 - Bone Zone Mark II 1:26:18 - checking back in on Hungee 1:41:50

[@galladegamer3579]

The last one is "task failed successfully"

[@sonicsokolov1655]

Narnkar I lost so much PC games

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Thank you

[@MisterMomotaro1996]

Lol even people in Sweden know about Action Park. My dad went there a lot as a kid with his friends and somehow emerged unscathed. But his friend lost his eyebrow on that death loop from the friction of the dry rubber.

[@TransistorBased]

I graciously accept this as the best birthday present I could have received. Hail Jobel.

[@soomiesoom]

Derpancakes hey its mer berthday to

[@SerTapTap]

The sheer pride in Joel's voice as he says "My ass is full!"

[@MeowthRocket]

I puked blood when I had kidney stones.

[@NuggetMilitia1]

+The Raccoon Do I hate mars bars?

[@svinjamaria]

that's pretty metal

[@Natasmodis]

I puked kidney stones when I had blood.

[@Jbaca64]

For some reason I yearly come back to watch this video over and over again.

[@JimmyZSnow]

My friend actually won a 3DS at that stacking game at Cedar Point. The machine was ACTUALLY RIGGED to not give out a top prize, I spent an hour tracking down a maintenance guy to "check" the machine, which I thought meant we'd never get it but he was like "Yup! You won! You should play the new Fire Emblem. It's great." And then pulled it out, gave it to him and walked away. Crazy.

[@galladegamer3579]

Holy shit great job!

[@autumnwoodfall4471]

You should call one of your rides "drugs", so people would say "I had fun on Drugs!"

[@niksin9941]

Feather Flight drugs was great

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

I'm not paying that much for drugs.

[@art1637]

I want something more thrilling than Drugs

[@AceGaimz]

ScientificallyNerdy Impossible

[@NezomiFloof]

I’ve been waiting in line for Drugs forever!

[@DracoHandsome]

Considering what Joel seems to think a rollercoaster is, he's right to fear them.

[@Daniel-ev1gx]

I like how a major plot point of this stream was a discussion as to whether the word "Oriental" is outdated/racist or not 10/10 Rollercoaster Tycoon Gameplay

[@itsumayo]

“This is the dumbest thing since-“ *has flashback to Tornado Twister*

[@WackoMcGoose]

I think I read somewhere that peeps will flat-out refuse to pay for a toilet if it's more than $0.60... and they'll only pay _that_ if they're at, like, 95% "holding one in". So, ITS A FEATURE was doomed as soon as the price went over half a buck.

[@galladegamer3579]

No it wasn't. It was a feature.

[@galladegamer3579]

No it wasn't. It was a feature.

[@doomasil7232]

No it wasn't. It was a feature.

[@joedoesthings8506]

No it wasn’t. It was a feature.

[@TotallyxInsane]

No it wasn't. It was a feature.

[@certifiedbigboy2201]

Hey, Joel? If you ever get to play RCT3, make ABSOLUTELY SURE to design a water slide, preferably an exact replica of the infamous Cannonball Loop, from Action Park.

[@chdreturns]

I Don't Even Know It is actually impossible in that game sadly :(

[@nonbinaryfortnite]

S W O O D

[@childalpha6954]

Swood Dude He could do something like it using the blaster slide and a banked turn

[@lookwhosstalking4757]

i legit bought this after watching this

[@13attlePug]

Fuck you You use me for clothes drink me instead!

[@ace8656]

An hero bleach

[@sants2674]

+Bottle o' Bleach you are like a baby

[@13attlePug]

Really Ray

[@sigridschuler2582]

me 2

[@werewook]

6 years later and this is still Joel's greatest stream. Watching it live was the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. It's just non-stop iconic moment after iconic moment. Comedy Platinum.

[@sapphonie]

"How about, Six Fa- Oh no"

[@leavewe]

was looking for this

[@johnwayne0]

To Do List: -Open DONT GET LOST- -Open my ass- DONE

[@SeiJunichiro]

Action Park is bringing back the looping Water Slide. God help us.

[@chdreturns]

Purity Memes The car looks like a fucking coffin -_-

[@Kodocha7]

I live fairly close to Action Park, the place had quite the reputation (and such lovely nicknames like "Traction Park" and "Accident Park")

[@creeperhunterD]

Class Action Park

[@gabrielorritt8529]

He shoulda named the haunted house "heart attack crack shack"

[@hordieliamisus3986]

ITS THE HEART ATTACK CRACK SHACK ITS THE HEART ATTACK CRACK SHACK ITS THE HEART ATTACK CRACK SHACK HUNGEE FROM THE BONE ZONE ANOTHER IDIOT FROM THE FEATURE HOREATIO HOREAT SO QUICKER TITO MY ASS MY ASS MAN BABY HE HATES HUNGEE BUT LOVES THE COTTON CANDY

[@galladegamer3579]

Y E S

[@jymmy1434]

I've never been on a roller coaster/any ride similar and I never will because of this video

[@sircobra7969]

same. but i still will go on a rollercoaster.

[@wickore9689]

+Jimmy The Snail its a damn game

[@jymmy1434]

Wickore its a damn joke

[@wickore9689]

Jimmy The Snail Its a damn ME

[@damianryan9155]

Twas a goof

[@VortexKiller2]

1:03:27 "The spook zone and the... calzone! Bam bam bam, value value value! Ow fuck, ow my arm!"

[@TaishaunHimself]

Joel should play Thrillville: Off the Rails.

[@artcollison9122]

Omg yes he needs to do that!

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

taishaun pelley God, that game was fun.

[@Friendofox]

taishaun pelley Oh my god yes! This was so much fun. I especially loved the... uhhh... was it called Bandito? That minigame, remember?

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

Bandito Chinchilla? Hell yeah!

[@Friendofox]

MrExplodey Yeeeeeees, yes yes yes!! That game was so awesome! I am holding my original copy of Thrillville for the PS2 right here. I wish my PS2 would still work. ;w;

[@an_annoying_cat]

The carousel music is so fitting while Joel was talking about Action Park.

[@user-ms8so2qh4p]

funny thing is that korea has oriental dressing too. tho it is some kind of mixture that contain soysauce, garlic, sugar and sesami oil.. similar to teriyaki sauce in japan

[@user-ms8so2qh4p]

oh um when i say korea, it means south

[@nahbenhaben7614]

+전정헌 north korea best korea

[@Booby855]

+Nahben Haben lol

[@user-ms8so2qh4p]

Nahben Haben um.. okay? (well, I have to leave here)

[@crylune]

@@nahbenhaben7614 This but unironically

[@awildcommenter7240]

Just re-watching the series don't mind me.

[@DroenTrueCrime]

haunted house name: don't shit yourself.

[@SirCodsworth]

I'm rewatching this for the billionth time and joel talking about not going on rollercoasters at the start reminded me of this one ride I went on a few weeks ago called the slingshot it's literally a metal ball cage you sit in that's attached has bungee cords on either side attached to 2 long poles and you're literally flung into the air i felt my fucking soul leave my body i was so terrified i loved it

[@kazumakanjifreak3010]

BREAKING: Confused swedish man pulls in thousands of fronted money with rigged amusement park

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

15 hours of Joel? Let's go, baby. I'm watching this whole playlist.

[@tealdohrprotogen]

Same

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

I'm Depressed I'm Sick I'm Confused The cake was nice

[@ferret_irl]

Yes

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

But the music is niCe HErE

[@cloudyskies2]

Comic Sans MS no the cake is a lie I'm sorry

[@GothicCrimson]

"Y'know what? Let's just be mature here and call it..." "My... Balls" Ok.

[@trevcoil3743]

"my ass is full of people" - Joel 2015

[@NaderAmmar]

succ is dead

[@Lainpilled_Hat]

oh noes

[@Insanity_Potato]

Captain Pie Fox #FuccSucc

[@Insanity_Potato]

***** Why sipp, when you can likk?

[@elisttm]

Insanity Games fucc

[@elisttm]

Insanity Games shtt

[@BaldorfBaldorf]

I've got some yellow liquid for you're popcorn

[@vechi6632]

Your*

[@bloodfang4898]

Your :D

[@BaldorfBaldorf]

Great...glad everyone is so obsessed with grammar they don't get the reference, way to go.

[@joshuabrown6256]

And it's non dairy

[@BaldorfBaldorf]

Yes!

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

emagine the biggest vinesauce plottwist in history... skeletor was kermit the frogs dad

[@ioletsgo7539]

No but his dad sounds like kermit the frog

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

So, Skeletor is Joel's grandpa? :kappa:

[@galladegamer3579]

It makes so much sense! Mr. Bones is Kermit's uncle! *_HEY, IT'S FUN UNCLE BONES_*

[@eggsforbreakfast2718]

Action park or as others like to call it class action park

[@FieryKitsune1]

"At day he writes children's horror stories and at night he writes adult sexual horror stories" So 50 Shades of Grey?

[@1629command]

B O N E Z O N E O N E Z O N E

[@tidelidei]

I want go on something more thrilling than life - park visitor

[@val6291]

"Isometric view, damn you!" -Vargskelethor

[@Spectre-69]

11:04 I find it funny how Joel thought the footpath was what was going to trigger people like me, but in reality, what triggered me was when he called Sim Coaster "Theme Park World".

[@himbalodzodenever]

I wa once on a bicycle trip,and i had to pee so much , there was a toilet one use if 5 euro , i said :-,,Let me the fuck in or i will fucking piss and shit your walls down" They let me in.

[@himbalodzodenever]

Ik. My dad teached me a lot of things.

[@ryondinkus]

My RCT disc has a piece of it chipped off and yet it runs perfectly. I can't explain it.

[@ferret_irl]

Discs have a certain amount of space they can allow. Sometimes that certain table of data is not used, allowing chipping of the disk.

[@punch3322]

+MindOfOrangutan How does one chip a disk? I tried breaking some old disks,they're strong as fuck.

[@ferret_irl]

***** milk

[@ryondinkus]

+healer56heal I dunno man, I was like 5. It was a crazy time.

[@ferret_irl]

***** milk

[@barkbuck5521]

The stream that started me on the path of Joel

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

_"My name is Duane, and I've been a Vargaholic for seven years."_

[@astralplainyt]

52:08 but the MUSIC IS *NICE HERE*

[@anthonylocurcio248]

*IGNORE THE SMELL, CONSUME*

[@galladegamer3579]

I absolutely want an ice cream shop that is normal in every way, but it just has that sign.

[@cheebo4319]

“I can’t go on rollercoasters because I have diabetes bad” damn I need to use that next time someone tells me to go on one

[@delanycp1619]

I feel you Joel. I hated rollercoasters as a kid, and sometimes I still hate them, because I'm afraid of throwing up. Yes, i'm afraid to throw up, it just scares me sometimes.

[@SkyNinja759]

I like how Jerma/Star memes overflowed into Joel's stream. "2fast2quick" is an old GTA4 video.

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

Holy shit America Sauce is just what we call "goop"! You take Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayo and mix it together until it's orange! Goop is a real thing in Sweden. Amazing.

[@MrTurbowhitey]

So, Jobel is streaming this tomorrow then?

[@froufroudeluxe]

I guess so, he's streaming Way of the Samurai 4 today

[@WillBassman]

MrTurbowhitey They're called time zones.

[@Crazy56U]

Shiny Wobbuffet Hey now, technically speaking, he's correct.

[@Quario]

MrTurbowhitey Joel, are you traveling through time again Joel?

[@Smiffykid]

MrTurbowhitey ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON WORLD INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wetbutter7700]

if the fry stalls were interactive, joel would make the guests dip their fries in the salt like sauce

[@mr.tomasiorubinshtein]

A rollercoaster has crushed, none have survived. Joel: "Oh man. Nice"

[@Kavukamari]

that's hilarious how they added the alternate currencies and forgot to do the ACTUAL conversions properly

[@dritoc6947]

R. L. Stine looks like Danny DeVito and Jeff Goldblum's lovechild

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

Jeff must have started his own Poop-Baby Lab after being inspired by his time acting in Jurassic Park

[@mr.tomasiorubinshtein]

The DONT GET LOST attraction maze has been sponsored by EA. Customer reviews: "It was great!" -- the Smartest Person.

[@michaelwautraets7126]

i once won a psp from a claw machine second try. gave it away to the kid behind me. because i already had 2 PSP models at home.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Damn, that's cool as hell, he probably still thinks about that every now and then.

[@ghostcoffee1099]

Chad

[@aMAXproduction]

Is oriental really considered racist and, if so, why? All I've heard is that it's just a more specific term that refers to people with a Japanese/Chinese/Korean background. Because "Asian" is an extremely broad term.

[@hamsterfay]

Basically, the short explanation is that it was used to refer to Asians back when they were considered "subordinate", and this was also a word that was used on objects, so you can see why its wrong to use it on people. you can read the long explanation here racerelations.about.com/od/understandingrac1/a/racialnamestoavoid.htm but its pretty much considered a semi-slur now.

[@aMAXproduction]

hamsterfay So, is it still okay to refer to objects as oriental?

[@aMAXproduction]

***** Haha! Extremely good point!

[@laezurinc.7583]

***** Y u do dis?

[@evilfreak7]

Max Moser (aMAXproduction) Is it only considered a slur in America? In the UK it's not considered offensive at all and is just a descriptive term.

[@crocko_]

25:36 This is how KennyS got his mainstream CS:GO skills. Utter Starvation!

[@galladegamer3579]

h u n g y

[@Peepeestorm]

Five years later and this stream is still rewatchable lol

[@dee-jayluig-jay5352]

Joel needs to play OpenRCT2 again these streams are timeless.

[@WilfredCthulu]

Don't mind me I'm just gonna rewatch Joel's Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 streams for the 3rd time.

[@NameLezZ.]

Damn

[@123blastoffful]

enter the bone zone with kenneth bone

[@niksin9941]

THE SPOOK ZONE AND THE CALZONE BAM BAM BAM VALUE VALUE VALUE, oh fuck, ow my arm... -joel 2015

[@ni4717]

My family died in Joel park rip 🪦