*Joel:* "I'm not a compulsive gambler in real life" *Also Joel:* Tells a story of how he was absolutely consumed by the sunk cost fallacy by means of a freaking claw machine he himself called a scam.
@roberte29452 жыл бұрын
He can quit anytime!
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited2 жыл бұрын
The best thing is he won first time, absolutely based
@Tastyturkey562 жыл бұрын
"the fecal" lmao
@Zyborggian2 жыл бұрын
This is a very different energy to Vinny's "I'm not reading the fucking Bible on stream"
@Alnora2 жыл бұрын
"One day Jesus came back and said 'Yo, that ass be shittin.'"
@TheSolBlader2 жыл бұрын
It do be shittin tho
@Beelze_Bubbles2 жыл бұрын
Joel not only won at the claw machine on his first try, but the first prize he won was a bootleg poop emoji pillow plush. Poetic.
@Beelze_Bubbles2 жыл бұрын
He also got a koala plush out of pity? Now that’s some koala-ty shit right there.
@Saxdude26 Жыл бұрын
@@Beelze_Bubbles We call that a Down Under Thunder in Australia.
@Xzeihoranth2 жыл бұрын
Joey calling himself 5 five years old is being generous.
@spotteddick99492 жыл бұрын
Old Joel wouldn't call himself like that, because he was kidnapped by aliens and replaced with an idiot clown baby named Joey that has Joel's memories in him.
@5hardshelltacosfromtacobell2 жыл бұрын
shoutout to the man at the fair, mod that guy
@pal22512 жыл бұрын
Oh god! that "are you a gamer?" fanart is mine, I didn't know it was on a shareware madness!! If it wasn't for this video I probably wouldn't have known ever so thanks! :)
@expcake2 жыл бұрын
extremely dope art
@pal22512 жыл бұрын
@@expcake Yo thanks! Really glad you enjoy it!
@Aristotel-bq4kc2 жыл бұрын
Nice one dude
@pal22512 жыл бұрын
@@Aristotel-bq4kc Thanks!
@pyraelly2 жыл бұрын
really good art!
@CaptainZaimon2 жыл бұрын
Years later the HOMER IS DEAD comic still makes me cackle like a maniac
@fizzydog92492 жыл бұрын
I've had the "drink Pepsi" song stuck in my head for days. Thanks.
@chackbro12 жыл бұрын
That story about bears tearing people apart was the last time a human was given the ability to perform miracles
@alexread67672 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's for the best
@RinsaVuIIer2 жыл бұрын
Joel laughing while messing with the retirement savings gives me life.
@vijjr2 жыл бұрын
5:50 there's a website called bible gateway and the version on their website is just as insane " *Elisha Is Jeered* From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."
@italulu2 жыл бұрын
the crane game story was legit adorable
@BloomnBruin2 жыл бұрын
i helped write some of those pepsi songs lmao the let it be one and the walking on sunshine one
@BloomnBruin2 жыл бұрын
the whole thing was the brainchild of a different streamer. There's this special file type, ".kar" (short for "karaoke" as these were probably designed to be read and used by karaoke machines) which is basically like a combination of a normal MIDI file and lyrics. The lyrics can be "linked" to an instrument within the MIDI to get information on when each syllable is supposed to be spoken. The streamer had found this weird, obscure program (i think it was designed for writing music or notation or something?) which had this feature where you could give it a .kar file, and it would "sing" the lyrics along to the MIDI using Microsoft SAM. I have a video of it singing "September" (no edited lyrics though, you had edit the .kar file to do that and I couldn't remember how) So the streamer had already rewritten a few songs to be pepsi-themed, and me + a few other people offered .kar files and rewritten lyrics for other songs that could be compiled together into an album. The reason they're all pretty much old/classic songs is because those are really the only types of songs you can find .kar files for (they're probably popular karaoke songs).
@McFangsworth2 жыл бұрын
Amazing bear-vocals Also shout out to souvlaki, probably the best meat
@masterzoroark66642 жыл бұрын
Joel- you just acumulated your luck through ages of not partaking in THE CLAW MACHINE
@roberte29452 жыл бұрын
10:43 Shitting on cream of mushroom is an act of war.
@adrena-rage2 жыл бұрын
yes more content to make my day better
@VezonTH2 жыл бұрын
That little piano sounded so much like the intro to "Shut your Mouth" by Pain
@FelipeJaquez2 жыл бұрын
Why are all the streamers I watch compulsive gamblers?
@Brunosky_Inc2 жыл бұрын
Is there some kind of connection between being a funni streamer man and being unable to make responsible money decisions?
@julianbesem77182 жыл бұрын
Homperr is deceased :(
@Damian_19892 жыл бұрын
There were no eggs to sustain him :(
@Bruh-zx2mc2 жыл бұрын
"Tom Cruise and bikinis" has the same energy as the Concorde running up against mini skirts and GTA as a British symbol.
@koopatroops8382 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the shareware streams are always the best
@Jetfox9672 жыл бұрын
Complete Global Drink Pepsi
@shonkywonkydonkey2 жыл бұрын
14:03 An excellent rendition of "Lookedy Skoodely Doort"
@sillyman3575 ай бұрын
You haev nu subcriber!
@Quacking-Goose Жыл бұрын
"So this is old Bible speech for 'Damn, that ass can shit!'?" The way he says this makes me lose it every time
@novarat40892 ай бұрын
"dwarf fortress but with planes" made me laugh for two minutes straight
@FeenieVonKarma2 ай бұрын
3:50 thanks Joel, now I went on my OWN tangent and went and listened to the Sergeant Pepsi's Thirsty Hearts Club Band and the Pepsi EP from the same channel, lmao
@blingking5012 жыл бұрын
Goddam that pepsi album is solid gold.
@Saxdude262 жыл бұрын
A koala and a super shit. As an Aussie, this would be me meeting Joel. XD
@TallTapper2 жыл бұрын
homer is dead and so am i
@johnnyd19882 жыл бұрын
Looks like that claw machine gave a shit after all.
@ilikecurry23452 жыл бұрын
Oh hey look, it's that Digimon that one guy and I were in a constant battle of if he looked like a turd or a Hershey's Kiss. 2:15
@Chronosol2 жыл бұрын
Fair fare story pog pog pog
@Lotte_Da2 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is Joel getting more amorous
@cardboardturtle54702 жыл бұрын
in ten years time Joel is going to be talking about how his five year old son called his teacher a "shittboaner" in school
@0ctothorp2 жыл бұрын
Joel gets more amorous every day.
@moh.syafrianabie88992 жыл бұрын
Amor us? 😳😳😳
@McFangsworth2 жыл бұрын
Sous
@vodkacranberry2 жыл бұрын
@@cardboardturtle5470 he has a son??
@gardares2 жыл бұрын
16:22 Joel got me
@Larkatiel4 ай бұрын
Joel looking up "ass" in the bible gave me avgn deja vu
@Weaponizedpenguin2 жыл бұрын
6:52 Jesus joel
@areallybadgamer30422 жыл бұрын
Still makes more sense then the actual bible
@janko12 жыл бұрын
15:40 Joey is a child
@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX2 жыл бұрын
6:51 Not bears, demons
@Anon134302 жыл бұрын
Bible studies with jotler
@imakuni672 жыл бұрын
Joel should have married the Ghanaian woman.
@kirbyrules992 жыл бұрын
pepsiiiiiiiiiii
@Pooer2 жыл бұрын
Poo
@C.I...2 жыл бұрын
Willies, and dare I say it, bum bums.
@moh.syafrianabie88992 жыл бұрын
Poo Hilarious
@milankowalsky72912 жыл бұрын
Part 30 or 31?
@ilikecurry23452 жыл бұрын
11:08 Gravity Man!?
@Saxdude26 Жыл бұрын
I think he meant like the bootleg Woodman face. So instead of being Nice >:] It was... Nice enough >;)
@hakokaio Жыл бұрын
5:25 AVGN did it first
@TheAxeGrinder2 жыл бұрын
Imagine blowing nearly 50 bucks on a claw machine. How is this entertaining?
@crayolian2 жыл бұрын
A better question is, why do you feel the need to comment the same thing 18 times on this channel? If its not entertaining, then you wasting your time watching the videos is the saddest thing I've ever heard 🤣