[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness Highlights ( Part 31 )

[@Brunosky_Inc]

*Joel:* "I'm not a compulsive gambler in real life" *Also Joel:* Tells a story of how he was absolutely consumed by the sunk cost fallacy by means of a freaking claw machine he himself called a scam.

[@roberte2945]

He can quit anytime!

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

The best thing is he won first time, absolutely based

[@Tastyturkey56]

"the fecal" lmao

[@Zyborggian]

This is a very different energy to Vinny's "I'm not reading the fucking Bible on stream"

[@Alnora]

"One day Jesus came back and said 'Yo, that ass be shittin.'"

[@TheSolBlader]

It do be shittin tho

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Joel not only won at the claw machine on his first try, but the first prize he won was a bootleg poop emoji pillow plush. Poetic.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

He also got a koala plush out of pity? Now that’s some koala-ty shit right there.

[@Saxdude26]

@@Beelze_Bubbles We call that a Down Under Thunder in Australia.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Joey calling himself 5 five years old is being generous.

[@spotteddick9949]

Old Joel wouldn't call himself like that, because he was kidnapped by aliens and replaced with an idiot clown baby named Joey that has Joel's memories in him.

[@5hardshelltacosfromtacobell]

shoutout to the man at the fair, mod that guy

[@pal2251]

Oh god! that "are you a gamer?" fanart is mine, I didn't know it was on a shareware madness!! If it wasn't for this video I probably wouldn't have known ever so thanks! :)

[@expcake]

extremely dope art

[@pal2251]

@@expcake Yo thanks! Really glad you enjoy it!

[@Aristotel-bq4kc]

Nice one dude

[@pal2251]

@@Aristotel-bq4kc Thanks!

[@pyraelly]

really good art!

[@CaptainZaimon]

Years later the HOMER IS DEAD comic still makes me cackle like a maniac

[@fizzydog9249]

I've had the "drink Pepsi" song stuck in my head for days. Thanks.

[@chackbro1]

That story about bears tearing people apart was the last time a human was given the ability to perform miracles

[@alexread6767]

Maybe that's for the best

[@RinsaVuIIer]

Joel laughing while messing with the retirement savings gives me life.

[@vijjr]

5:50 there's a website called bible gateway and the version on their website is just as insane " *Elisha Is Jeered* From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

[@italulu]

the crane game story was legit adorable

[@BloomnBruin]

i helped write some of those pepsi songs lmao the let it be one and the walking on sunshine one

[@BloomnBruin]

the whole thing was the brainchild of a different streamer. There's this special file type, ".kar" (short for "karaoke" as these were probably designed to be read and used by karaoke machines) which is basically like a combination of a normal MIDI file and lyrics. The lyrics can be "linked" to an instrument within the MIDI to get information on when each syllable is supposed to be spoken. The streamer had found this weird, obscure program (i think it was designed for writing music or notation or something?) which had this feature where you could give it a .kar file, and it would "sing" the lyrics along to the MIDI using Microsoft SAM. I have a video of it singing "September" (no edited lyrics though, you had edit the .kar file to do that and I couldn't remember how) So the streamer had already rewritten a few songs to be pepsi-themed, and me + a few other people offered .kar files and rewritten lyrics for other songs that could be compiled together into an album. The reason they're all pretty much old/classic songs is because those are really the only types of songs you can find .kar files for (they're probably popular karaoke songs).

[@McFangsworth]

Amazing bear-vocals Also shout out to souvlaki, probably the best meat

[@masterzoroark6664]

Joel- you just acumulated your luck through ages of not partaking in THE CLAW MACHINE

[@roberte2945]

10:43 Shitting on cream of mushroom is an act of war.

[@adrena-rage]

yes more content to make my day better

[@VezonTH]

That little piano sounded so much like the intro to "Shut your Mouth" by Pain

[@FelipeJaquez]

Why are all the streamers I watch compulsive gamblers?

[@Brunosky_Inc]

Is there some kind of connection between being a funni streamer man and being unable to make responsible money decisions?

[@julianbesem7718]

Homperr is deceased :(

[@Damian_1989]

There were no eggs to sustain him :(

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

"Tom Cruise and bikinis" has the same energy as the Concorde running up against mini skirts and GTA as a British symbol.

[@koopatroops838]

Idk why but the shareware streams are always the best

[@Jetfox967]

Complete Global Drink Pepsi

[@shonkywonkydonkey]

14:03 An excellent rendition of "Lookedy Skoodely Doort"

[@sillyman357]

You haev nu subcriber!

[@Quacking-Goose]

"So this is old Bible speech for 'Damn, that ass can shit!'?" The way he says this makes me lose it every time

[@novarat4089]

"dwarf fortress but with planes" made me laugh for two minutes straight

[@FeenieVonKarma]

3:50 thanks Joel, now I went on my OWN tangent and went and listened to the Sergeant Pepsi's Thirsty Hearts Club Band and the Pepsi EP from the same channel, lmao

[@blingking501]

Goddam that pepsi album is solid gold.

[@Saxdude26]

A koala and a super shit. As an Aussie, this would be me meeting Joel. XD

[@TallTapper]

homer is dead and so am i

[@johnnyd1988]

Looks like that claw machine gave a shit after all.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Oh hey look, it's that Digimon that one guy and I were in a constant battle of if he looked like a turd or a Hershey's Kiss. 2:15

[@Chronosol]

Fair fare story pog pog pog

[@Lotte_Da]

Is it me or is Joel getting more amorous

[@cardboardturtle5470]

in ten years time Joel is going to be talking about how his five year old son called his teacher a "shittboaner" in school

[@0ctothorp]

Joel gets more amorous every day.

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Amor us? 😳😳😳

[@McFangsworth]

Sous

[@vodkacranberry]

@@cardboardturtle5470 he has a son??

[@gardares]

16:22 Joel got me

[@Larkatiel]

Joel looking up "ass" in the bible gave me avgn deja vu

[@Weaponizedpenguin]

6:52 Jesus joel

[@areallybadgamer3042]

Still makes more sense then the actual bible

[@janko1]

15:40 Joey is a child

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

6:51 Not bears, demons

[@Anon13430]

Bible studies with jotler

[@imakuni67]

Joel should have married the Ghanaian woman.

[@kirbyrules99]

pepsiiiiiiiiiii

[@Pooer]

Poo

[@C.I...]

Willies, and dare I say it, bum bums.

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Poo Hilarious

[@milankowalsky7291]

Part 30 or 31?

[@ilikecurry2345]

11:08 Gravity Man!?

[@Saxdude26]

I think he meant like the bootleg Woodman face. So instead of being Nice >:] It was... Nice enough >;)

[@hakokaio]

5:25 AVGN did it first

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Imagine blowing nearly 50 bucks on a claw machine. How is this entertaining?

[@crayolian]

A better question is, why do you feel the need to comment the same thing 18 times on this channel? If its not entertaining, then you wasting your time watching the videos is the saddest thing I've ever heard 🤣

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

Dude get a damn hobby

[@tothedark5384]

I wish Joel would lay off ragging on the Bible.

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

No

[@McFangsworth]

noOoOoooO poor bibble no bulli 😭😭😭

[@TheSolBlader]

haha bald

[@sawk1875]

No it funni