[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness ( Part 1 )

[@ClovissenpaiDotR]

2:56 EGA Trek 17:13 Wolfenstein 3-D 29:33 Caverns of Chaos 44:09 AntKill 49:19 Hugo III: Jungle of Doom! 57:36 The Menace of Dr. Spoil Sport 1:05:56 Oakflat Nuclear Power Plant Simulator (aka "NUKE") 1:08:51 Evil Crypt 1:11:34 Vendetta 1:15:35 Megapede 1:18:19 Gerbil Riot of '67 1:25:34 Chex Quest 1:40:15 Bible Builder 1:45:15 Elevators from Hell 1:47:27 Road Wars 2000 1:52:10 Basstour 2:03:35 The Catacomb Abyss 2:11:02 Druglord 2:27:25 Art

[@elvisdepressly6965]

Clovis senpai you are god

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

I hope vargskelethor highlights this comment

[@blobbem]

'Cavern of Chaos' is just a constant 50/50 coin flip on whether you're gonna die. *"Just like life."*

[@sketchytophat4444]

*ugh you will pay for that.*

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

YEAH PIECE OF CAKE

[@nemoguy]

I gonna get the hell outta this hell hole

[@HaitokuNoHonoo1000]

It was all because of a snail... sense life is simply unfair

[@icheeva1]

It looks more of a guessing game than anything

[@Gabriel-wk3hz]

Doom happens chronologically after Chez, as Chex-Man takes off the Virtual Reality goggles to reveal he is John McDoom.

[@alexkrueger9415]

back in highschool our code word for weed, at our Catholic school, was "gospel of John". or John 4:20.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

"Our fathers worshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in Jerusalem is the place where men ought to worship." 1:41:48

[@ona512]

i dont believe that's your own joke but it's the first time i heard it, so it's funny.

[@alexkrueger9415]

@@ona512 I hadnt heard it elsewhere, if it had been used elsewhere I would be genuinely amazed

[@bongchoof]

that megapede game is hilarious. that divebomb screech when you die gets me everytime. the pointless high pitch tone after you enter you high score name. good shit.

[@SpazmaticBanana]

little me never understood how demo's worked, so i spent hours playing the same demo over and over and _over_. sadly, i cant do that now.

[@McBanditHope]

Because you have important stuff to do, or because they don't make demo's anymore?

[@Up8Y]

McBandit Hope Probably both

[@ona512]

why not

[@ziscer7570]

@@ona512 m

[@ona512]

@@ziscer7570 m

[@FezTheSpaceBiker]

"It's like Snake and Space Invaders in one" Joel, have you never played Centipede before?

[@ryancox191]

"You've got beef with Mongolians", I don't know about you but Mongolian beef doesn't sound too bad Joel.

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

I internally shed a tear of joy when I read this comment.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Sorry we only sell Mongolian food ever since the Mongolians took over the tower of peace

[@nikomiyozo8671]

Cynthia Bell dont eat Mongolian beef. You eat Mongolian beef you shit your pants for five days.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

dylan gautreau yes! You got my reference!

[@wyvern4588]

Dam mongoriains.

[@ThatGuy1797]

3:52 And this is EGA Trek, we hope you enjoyed the experience. That'll be $15. (+$2 shipping)

[@cettyuwu]

TheRedGamer (FBI and S.W.A.T enters your house)

[@mikemayberry7121]

I love when you play old, weird games. You crack me up, Joel!

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Chex tastes pretty good to me, it's not a sugary "kids" cereal like captain crunch or trix, but it has this satisfying clean grainy taste to it, and it's also good with a little sugar like rice crispies

[@ona512]

Joel might like Chex, considering he said he likes cornflakes with fruit

[@BlueBeluga]

Depends on the Chex for me. I really like the rice and blueberry ones for example. The others are just kinda meh.

[@squadalaguydc]

We have Crispix in Australia, Chex but honey and sugary

[@animeloveer97]

@@ona512 chex with fruit i imagine is essentially the same but diffrent texture

[@animeloveer97]

@@squadalaguydc we have diffrent flavors of chex as well like theres chocolate vanilla then you got those diabetes starter pack things you get at the conveient store like the muddie buddies which omfg they are good but wow your teeth and stomach ill hate you lol

[@Tophandour]

I'm tempted to mail all of the mailing addresses mentioned in these DOS / Shareware games to tell people that the address or PO Box that they currently own used to belong to a game company.

[@DarknessViper99]

Same, except I'm tempted to send the currency and all in exchange for the promised copy of the game.

[@wyvern4588]

The Onyx Viper And sue if they don't deliver.

[@ZombiDJArt]

This is the best idea you've ever had Joel. The nostalgia in me is screaming

[@544B]

the number for Wolfenstien now belongs to an insurance company, sadly

[@yiff]

Wait what that's fucking cool. I'd get my insurance from that

[@WEndro333]

"Can I get an insurance that protects me against nazis?"

[@heatmojo]

"we'll protect your leben!"

[@KiwifruitDev]

*Guy Man* What's your problem?

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Luckily, it didn't suffer the same fate as Urban Yeti's phone line.

[@Leurak]

Chex Quest is my favorite Anime.

[@smallwitchy]

Eww, you like anime? You fucking degenerate.

[@Dan-co4zl]

Pls Upload

[@thegreat1009]

Joel is the new spoony RIP ,spoonie

[@thequoncher9154]

Mine is veggie tales but whatever

[@rartolak]

Now playing at the Hoax Hotel

[@memberofchat2825]

these shareware madness streams are my favorites

[@mysticbatch6265]

I was on vacation in Sweden when this was streamed.

[@AnAverageGoblin]

I wonder how offended Strohiem would have been if he lived long enough to see Wolfenstein 3D

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Hew Man Considering how he died, I'm afraid at what Russia has technologically.

[@celvro796]

Dakota Andrews *_VODKA POWERED INGENUITY_*

[@Konisu0972]

Dakota Andrews they have the cold and a food supply.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

One time in 10th grade I was giving a history report on Adolf Hitler in 3rd period. I heard somebody say "suicide" then I ended my report saying he was assassinated at age 103.

[@coreblaster6809]

Two hours of Joel playing demos. I'm okay with this.

[@Zen17h]

I would love another Bob Ross in Mario Paint stream as part of the charity

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Guitar hero controller + bob Ross paint needs to happen

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

I was looking all over for that "Come back when you get some balls!" part. Fuckin' finally. 36:15

[@JimJamMS]

Joel really is an Ameriboo. He clapped in the theater.

[@PollyGlodd]

You mean Westaboo?

[@ona512]

HE DID DIDNT HE

[@derthevaporeon]

Joel's MUGEN character brought me here for that one quote.

[@uubrmanx]

What are you talking about? It's easy to play a nuclear reactor simulation "game" because Homer Simpson has to handle a real one. *_APPARENTLY_*

[@elluminance]

UubrMan X No, he isn't working a nuclear reactor. He's busy playing Megapede.

[@guyfierifan]

Random thought: I'd really love to see Joel play the original Oregon Trail. EDIT: Never mind, he played it on the Super DOS Madness Marathon stream a couple years ago.

[@ThePaperKhan]

ToonLinkSauce he did a looooong time ago

[@DBWendy]

8-hour DOS madness.

[@PanaLemonPTY]

How the fuck did i missed this stream? I'm pissed off i can't get some balls.

[@BrokenCircus]

Joel should be informed about Chex Quest 3, an updated Chex Quest with a bunch more maps, made for modern Doom.

[@JumperIncorp]

Broken Circus Modern Doom? As in, Doom 2016?

[@A2Adam]

@@JumperIncorp Source ports.

[@LC-DDM]

I legit remember Hugo, as well. It was a phone game, over here in Portugal. Like, legitimately -- you called a TV show and you used your house phone to play the game on TV.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

are you kidding me, the dragon leaning on the kingdom for protection money was called Landloris

[@factahhh]

*Mongol Empire?! Like...Space Gehngis Khan?*

[@Meme_Lor]

Get it Khan like Genghis Khan leader of the Mongolians

[@sixscales2639]

Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ Dᵣ. ₚₑₚₚₑᵣ

[@bxb77777]

Bootleg Zoroark dr. Pepper is back

[@GrowleyGhost]

Anybody ever buy that one box of Kleenex that came with a few demos for some Nickelodeon games?

[@UltraAceCombat]

Why do I know what you're talking about?

[@darylpowell401]

"I guess I got beef with Mongolians now." Heh. Heheheh. Mongolian beef.

[@ResidentTarantino]

"Great _Grandpa_ game?" No, great *GRAND DAD* game

[@jdh21403]

The Wolfenstein phone number is for some company now

[@TheGateShallStand]

The fact that I can't find Caverns Of Chaos anywhere is saddening

[@xFlareLeon]

I found it fairly easily with Google.

[@ZDNAnimators]

i mean use clips this : 2:56 EGA Trek 17:13 Wolfenstein 3-D 29:33 Caverns of Chaos 44:09 AntKill 49:19 Hugo III: Jungle of Doom! 57:36 The Menace of Dr. Spoil Sport 1:05:56 Oakflat Nuclear Power Plant Simulator (aka "NUKE") 1:08:51 Evil Crypt 1:11:34 Vendetta 1:15:35 Megapede 1:18:19 Gerbil Riot of '67 1:25:34 Chex Quest 1:40:15 Bible Builder 1:45:15 Elevators from Hell 1:47:27 Road Wars 2000 1:52:10 Basstour 2:03:35 The Catacomb Abyss 2:11:02 Druglord 2:27:25 Art

[@corwynjohnson4066]

33:03 Michael "I didn't wape her" Tyson... good god.

[@BCB9614]

So my dad walked in at exactly 1:45:16... "Hey [Insert my mom's name here]! Your son's watching HELL!" What a pleasant Saturday afternoon it was.

[@IAMDEATHWISH]

{Enter your name} Joel: "Ow my ears" Game: *loud high pitched noise*

[@DRYB0NEZ]

Joel share with me your shareware

[@3xclu5iveOfficial]

Binge watching what I missed. Feels good.

[@zbunk]

i leave for 10 minutes to get some food and joel manages to get 10k in debt and is holding onto his life

[@DivineQueenAlos]

It took Joel less than a minute to cause widespread nuclear devastation. What's worse is that's not even surprising.

[@PSXDRIVERPLAYERBSTH]

17:54 - What? Jobel won't know you can customize them Wolfenstein 3D controls to WASD from those default arrow keys? It says there "Customize", damnit. Though when I played this I put Open and Fire functions to Up and Down arrow keys to use on me right hand while WASDing.

[@ona512]

jorgel cannat reed

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

a lot of the time these demos actually installed the full game and you just needed a serial code to unlock them, so you could use a keygen to do it or just crack them and get the full game without having to download anything (provided you knew how, of course). but yeah this is crazy nostalgic for me, I always loved those demo disks and just trying a shitload of different games.

[@jordanbro8457]

@Joel. I have that shredded wheat song on my ipod. Just listening to it yesterday morning heading to work. Great traffic music. Waking the cadaver also had a weird video "blood splattered satisfaction"

[@alex134219]

I love how drug lord just wrecks Joel. I was like 10 when I played it and it was super easy.

[@NunofYerbizness]

1:11:45 This is probably ass-backwards, but I first properly heard of Making Fiends back in late 2017, of which one of the main characters' names happens to be Vendetta; As it turns out, vendetta is Italian for "blood feud", but I only found that out after my introduction to Making Fiends; As a result, I just picture the character Vendetta in my head, whenever I hear/see the word Vendetta used in outerly contexts such as this.

[@catbeweird]

i thought this was shovelware showcase for a minute

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

I called the wolfenstein number and it was NOT to order wolfenstein anymore

[@Victor-jx7lt]

joel is the only person who can make text based games fun

[@freedustin]

1:06:00 OMG the powerplant sim! I loved that when I was a kid. So noisy!

[@ona512]

were you able to maintain it in any way or did you just keep making the reactor meltdown?

[@freedustin]

@@ona512 I still can't do anything but meltdown...

[@ona512]

@@freedustin what a shame

[@gaijingai]

Joel reacting to the same total ad that jerma did is crazy

[@J-D03]

Caverns of Chaos: The Dark Souls of text adventures.

[@melissalimon9770]

* YOU HAVE MET DEATH IN THE PIT * ..I don't know, joel, but this is metal as fuck... *~Fucking Bloodbath songs as background music~*

[@endlesswanderer1753]

I'd consider Chex Quest as shareware. You had to buy those magazines that came with CDs full of shareware games back in the day, so it's basically the same.

[@arcticcatchaos]

I love that throughout the Chex quest he’s saying stuff like this is a Christian game when doom guy is actually canonically celibate and actually a devout catholic, so yeah he could actually be a pope

[@Zangeiti]

Warioware is next.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Yes

[@DragonWorldProducts]

1:05:04 for the Chernobyl Disaster in a nutshell

[@SotheX]

Thundercats, hooooooo!!!

[@GamayObera]

I really wonder if Chex's Quest website is available in Internet Archive...

[@GameJade]

"Don't talk shit about total!"

[@thegreatcarraway]

Wheat Chex: God Tier Cereal Corn Chex: Solid, reliable, everyday cereal Rice Chex: Get that shit out of my face.

[@DeepWeeb]

I always wanted to play Hugo on TV, but I never knew the number. :'c

[@blazeofglory4053]

remember kids: don’t 5 in a nuclear power plant

[@grabisen]

Awesome stuff dude, keep the good work!

[@riversan90]

Remember playing Doom, Wolfy 3D, and Jazz as a kid. The early 90s were the best.

[@SlavTiger]

joel doesn't recognize a Centepede clone

[@superstinkybeans]

Chex Quest was my shiiiit. I played it before I played doom

[@apeapeape999]

So glad he brought up "Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist". You should use "Blood Spattered Satisfaction" as prestream music, I doubt the VOD will care.

[@colegilliam2379]

I want Joel to type "give all" in Chex quest and see if he still gets a bunch of the doom weapons

[@BrokenCircus]

You mean IDFA, right?

[@RanbowJankins]

Drug lord!! holy crap, I remember playing this on my brother computer. It's literally just a stock management game. But it was edgy and cool at the time haha.

[@sml2k186]

Wait until Joel learns he can run brutal doom with Chex quest. It doesn’t end well

[@Drephin]

Eat frodo

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Of corse Joel self destructs his starship. Put Joel in a position of power. First things he wants to do: Fire the weapons and kill everyone. We love you uncle Joel~!

[@juliustoivola1118]

D R I N K I N G G A M E : Every time Joel says uuh or ehm take a shot

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

If I look hard enough I probably have an AOL disk somewhere

[@OrigamiPhoenix]

Joel plays the Chex Quest of my childhood? Great!

[@NoizeAddict13]

DOS era and SNES was my childhood.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

The monkey noise you hear in many in game midis is from an instrument called the cuica

[@Goldin55]

1:16:32 Actually what.

[@DexxusAndres]

*S N A Z Z Y!*

[@ABlob]

Shareware Madness ( Part 2 ) when!?! Just kidding. But this video was one of the more fun ones.

[@pikabluebear9941]

Joel should have played Chex Quest in GZDoom.

[@romulo2714]

Chex quest is abandomware, so it wasnt piracy, and wasnt shareware either

[@oddcrafter1270]

And to think, all this time I've been calling it "I.D." Software. 1:17:56 - I can't say that out loud, Joel. My family will think I'm insane.

[@soulofwolf9906]

Still not too late to change the name to Shareware Shitshow...

[@OpalSilkMoth]

Brady Dean I'm reporting you for copyright and impersonation.

[@copyrightclaim3541]

I don't see too much infringement here...

[@volk4523]

Ha! My Empire restored! Now, Joel, we must fight with flying metal space horse.

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

Looking up some of the addresses on street view was fun.

[@NiXxY]

didn't even realize this was a new vid lol

[@dishwashersafe2995]

Heads up, the phone number to order Wolfenstein is for an insurance company answering service

[@DarknessViper99]

That Druglord game reminds me much of the drug selling sidejob in GTA Chinatown Wars, which I found real neat and kind of addicting.

[@reviathan3524]

Hugo was big back then over here in Malaysia around the early 2000s. Except that it was a gameshow.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Holy shit I used to play a lot of these games when I was a kid

[@EYTPS]

We all [FLOAT] down here

[@swirls9583]

1:18:44 Why was this suprisingly wholesome?

[@borjitasstoi]

impresionante escena te falto ser valiente amigo

[@sarahclegg7548]

STAR TREK SHAREWARE, MY FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE

[@mr_selfdestruct]

Joel sounds like he likes making food, Chef Joel cookingshow?

[@alexread6767]

"Caverns of Chaos," or "IM THE GM AND ITS MY GAME"