[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness ( Part 4 )

[@Jud]

I want a full stream of joel testing bad screensavers

[@knucklesechidna2124]

There's a Space Jam one on the old website. :)

[@gram.]

Ja, die kleigen gütscheraufvergøebelheïnansfaüsten

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

"Dont worry Monica, you're the star attraction"

[@banjo-kazooie]

As a german, I've had this exact shareware disc way back when Quality stream = hearing you in my native Your bike is red and your house is horse. Good times.

[@YadonTheCat]

So many of these old novelty screensavers would burn an image into your monitor, kinda defeating the purpose of a screensaver

[@bleedingflower6078]

Doom2Guy well I mean nowadays screensavers don't really matter much anymore

[@PeacefulAutistic]

True. They had too many still parts. That’s why flying toasters and the windows flying logo worked so well, the still parts were black. Black is just the screen not lighting up anything there so it doesn’t do any damage. All that green in the building one would screw up so bad!

[@magusperde365]

​@@bleedingflower6078idk, with OLED becoming the norm I can see them being useful

[@AuroraKnux]

That Macaroni screensaver is amazing EDIT: All of these screensavers are amazing

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

there is a certain one i wish i could have again. it was called cast away. it would have a guy stranded on an island trying to survive and build a raft to leave a bunch of silly stuff can happen too. i loved watching it for minutes upon minutes on end

[@SupraBlack-dp4zz]

The Hey Macaroni Screensaver is something my ex mother in law would buy and install after her installation of 10 antivirus programs.....

[@JustCallMeAlec]

Gross

[@FlameOfUdun96]

1:17:26 *YOU READY TO FUCK ‘EM UP??* Excellent sound design, Joel 👌

[@kepuexe1]

Ahh, that might be the source of the comments under my "Hey Macaroni" video. Good to know. Greetings from Germany. :)

[@batlaney6331]

Omg my local video rental store had Womb Raider. Idk why they had the adult videos right next to video games where kids would hang out but my friends and I would laugh at it every time we went there

[@mickbanana8999]

Joel how am I supposed to fix my sleep schedule with this?

[@GamayObera]

Beefzone, Energyzone and now, Eggzone

[@TheTeezmo]

don't forget the bonezone

[@andreasvagnes2099]

CAL ZONE

[@constantintomamario4463]

*MADSHARWARZON*

[@MurdockWolf]

Eggzone? That's the domain of the bald demon

[@SkeleGumz]

Bonezone meatzone greenzone allthezones

[@StopLizard]

I just get done eating some meatloaf, and Joel talks extensively about meatloaf. YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME JOBEL?

[@ChrissehCat]

That "Hey! Macaroni" screensaver is painfully 90s.

[@CoolRobbit]

The instant I saw Raven Software on Necrodome I knew it was gonna be good. Those guys are in the city I live in! They were founded in 1990 and are still going strong. Since about 2010 they've been working on mostly Call of Duty games, but they've made main-series entries for Star Wars: Jedi Knight and Quake, and are entirely responsible for Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Hexen, Heretic, and Soldier of Fortune. Really solid devs, relatively small team as well. They're kind of like the American equivalent of From Software.

[@leavewe]

ok

[@moonverp]

Dear America, Do you shmear ketchup on your meatloaf. Like in the oven? Sincerely, Joel

[@Sickcrazyneet]

Shirkv no

[@constantintomamario4463]

Shirkv chichen only

[@TOASTEngineer]

Yes. It's pretty good on memeloaf. Not on anything else though.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Yes because we ain't heathens.

[@smonkponk]

Daaamn, I actually played Bad Toys 3D off a shareware disc at least 100 years ago. There's a hidden booby-picture somewhere in that demo.

[@Kameratyp]

Joel's german is actually pretty good. You can totally understand him.

[@MrDmoney156]

Kameratyp well he does live in Europe

[@lerquian1970]

Also his spanish, although he pronounces some letters wrong

[@plank3543]

Begleitkubus 1. I have never heard anybody like that, 2. His point is, since Joel lives in Europe, he has more exposure to these languages, possibly making Joels understanding better. 3. I really hate it when Europeans just say "lol ur merican that means ur a dumb" and then cherry pick and take things out of context. If your gonna insult America, insult as a country, not the people living inside of it, sure there are dumb people, but dumb people are dumb people no matter the nationality.

[@Begleitkubus]

A Plank Of Wood Well 1. I have heard and seen people like that but I agree with you on the last part of your comment, you can find someone like this from every nationality. 2. I got his point, but just living here does not necessarily mean you get more exposure. If you want that you need to travel and meet the people speaking the language, which they will more likely do in their own country. So I hear as much spanish here as I hear swahili... 3. That´s why I said "one of those" and not, "like ALL american ppl"! And my insult was not aimed directly at America. You did portray tho in a good way that everyone gets butthurt to fast when it comes to his or her home-country or national pride. I did too with my comment. We will never cure the internet from trolls nor can we fix the dumb. This world is doomed anyway and mankind long past its peak.

[@s1nRG]

Jobel talking in German is the funniest thing I ever heard! I'm dying from laughter!

[@superfardman4332]

Yep the enchiladas and Gatorade aren't stagonna be in my stomach long enough to digest I dying of laughter Im gonna puke 😂😂😂😂😂 🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@inalienswetrust4220]

I was just trying to take my vitamins when I suddenly hear him speak German if you want me to die you could have just told me

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

Joel has made me realize what I've thought all this time was games I played was actually just me staring at shitty screen savers for HOURS. The underwater one and the haunted mansion. God the dark memories

[@monolyth421]

It's funny how Joel speaks German like an English-speaking American would.

[@imwastedenough]

"Gotta be Heinz." You sound like my mother. She gets mad at off brand ketchup, or any other brand, for that matter.

[@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay]

DANKE JOEL! DIESES VIDEO IST GROSSARTIG. ENTSCHULDIGUNG FÜR DIE GROSSBUCHSTABEN MEINE TASTATUR IST AUSGEBROCHEN!

[@kdgmr97]

I love watching 20 minutes of Joel's streams every night. I just finished watching shareware madness 3 and im glad there is another. Joel, you are number one of my top 100 youtubers

[@ABlob]

Scheiße and Schießen are pronounced differently. ei is pronounced like you said it. ie is pronounced like the "e" in "she". And "schießen" means "shooting". Not "shitting" (scheißen) or "shit" (Scheiße). I hope you learned something new, Joel. Also, I'd love to help you out so, uh... call me if you ever run into evil German text again.

[@jemperdiller]

He also messed up J, like jetzt/jagd

[@ButtonMasherReal]

I before E, except after a shit.

[@YTDeepshock]

It's worth noting that a lot of these Schiesse games are also Scheisse.

[@Yupa_]

ButtonMasher the German does NOT care about i before e

[@ABlob]

Fun fact: There's a German SNES/Genesis translation error for a soccer game (Champions World Class Soccer) where the game tells you to "shit" for a penalty shootout instead of "shoot", thanks to the I and the E being in the wrong order.

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

I'd imagine a screensaver of chickens rapidly shitting eggs on your desktop wouldn't be some crazy military-grade protection.

[@djungelskog2654]

Joel's whispering is my kink

[@brainord]

ayyy macaroni

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I'm having a mental breakdown and the macaroni screensaver made me so happy

[@SonicPower]

8:15 - **default dance music starts**

[@themysteryman8709]

Joel's a modding god when it comes to editing games like Bout XD

[@asra-5180]

Schieß is Shoot.

[@Dom9606]

Asra - *Schüt

[@MotherSoren]

Binny y u no play Schieß gaym?

[@SparkstarScope]

New Joel full stream At 3am What is sleep anyway

[@smolbrendan5978]

Patrick: *_"OH BOY 3 AM!"_*

[@notkobun42]

the *HEY MACARONI* screensaver was the greatest thing i have ever witnessed, the peak of art really.

[@deevon9454]

Danke.

[@pureslimeplays]

Holy shit the Hey Macaroni screensaver. tons of memories from my childhood

[@kkatmartin1]

46:00 Windows either 2000 or XP destruction music...... I have the flashbacks

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

That screensaver is how you get away with playing licensed music on stream.

[@redbomberx354]

Holy crap, I recognized that macaroni screensaver almost as soon as it started! My dad had it on one of his work laptops, along with games like "Foo Castle" and other shareware.

[@Henk717]

I loved that Macaroni screensaver as a kid, no idea where i got it from but it was lovely.

[@smolbrendan5978]

Macaroni doing the Macarena. I didn't know I wanted this until now.

[@SlyHikari03]

Joel, a Scandinavian/Swede attempts to speak German. Results are interesting to say the least, I mean, they have some similarities.

[@AltimeterAlligator]

Poor old Necrodome deserved a better demo.

[@nikki1303]

DEUTSCHE SPIELE, GUTE SPIELE! 🍻

[@SirTarokei]

Ohh, and I've just finished part 3! Thanks uncle jobel!

[@dyedie1]

You gotta love old games tying game logic to framerate, it makes these sorts of situations infinitely more amusing

[@CarlitoxProductions]

1:10:29 wow I played this game in 2002! The guy that made this game, made others similar to this one but with planes, cars, etc. So crazy that I find it again

[@jemperdiller]

еее, макареена!

[@urmensch12]

Goddamit i fucking love your german "Skills".

[@woohoo2491]

the golden era was one of my favorite screensavers back in the day, as a kid i would stare at it for minutes trying to figure out what the hell it meant

[@PANTHERESSDARK]

i speak german i was losing it

[@riverscuomo7140]

I want an entire stream of Shareware mods. I HATE SAND

[@ochiwantan3649]

I never knew I needed a Macaroni screensaver in my life

[@daxmasterix]

yeah brother

[@JoyOfPESI]

I had the Hey Macaroni screensaver on my old pc. Holy shit. The memories.

[@AuroraKnux]

Oh gosh, Sound Recorder. That takes me back...

[@depresane]

I had the Johnny Castaway screensaver. Nostalgia hit me. :]

[@yoshisarethebomb]

Wow Joel can pronounce every language like it’s his first!

[@TrineofFire]

Ahh, the pinnacle of European technology.

[@Satchel_Charge__]

I love that Joel likes One Must Fall. Game owns.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Oh man... Those old screensavers are pure nostalgia :D (the good kind)

[@kylesoler4139]

I want a Vinesauce Joel Fuel cover.

[@TodxCopper4ever]

that was the BEST toshinden experience ive ever seen it was my first fighter and i love it...wish i could play the later games though

[@newcountcannoli3520]

The stream is even better if you can speak german.

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

Look out for the centipede!

[@LilBrovig]

"Oh God, oh Jesus."

[@MakoTenseii]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! >YES NO

[@DeathlessHaze]

Oh woah I only just realise this was streamed on my birthday !! :O Also istg my sense of humor is broken I should NOT have laughed as much as I did at 18:06 oml

[@LURKTec]

Holy fuck, I missed that one

[@Funboringness]

Going through the stream playlist, man he talks about meatloaf a lot

[@robertlainsley824]

57:14 "Il erbaccia d'oro"

[@PancakeOakhurst]

Joel in response to meatloaf ketchup or BBQ Sauce is always nice to mix in the loaf.

[@SMlFFY85]

Joel doesn't like ketchup on bacon but will cover meatloaf with it.

[@TadpoleTea]

Well to be fair...

[@ClassicEntertain]

as a german its funny to listen you trying to speak german xD

[@Fezblock100]

13:43 “LoLoLo” -Chicken

[@nio3836]

The 60's USA: *Spiral having a seizure* So that happened in the USA back then.

[@00DoubleOh]

How tf is there already 1 dislike wtf. Joel are you fucking with us again.

[@NobodyThatsIt]

I love your german accent

[@DoomBunnyKiller00]

That "Greed" game is called "In Pursuit of Greed" and i heard it's an okay game (i've never played it myself). It's a science-fiction themed FPS from '95. Necrodome is a 1996 FPS/vehicular combat game by Raven Software and is a pretty fun game imo. There is an older Doom mod that lets you use a mech suit with weapons from the Necrodome game called NecroDoom.

[@CIubDuck]

18:46 what's the point in having a screensaver with a static image?? That's just so pointless, the point of screensavers is to reduce the burn in of images into your monitor.. a static image isn't going to help with that

[@BucketCanSoupMan]

I just noticed that TC Robot Bout has the old Blockland faces.

[@timplonner3908]

Saying someone's Mother is a Pferd is one thing, but talking shit about his Bratwurst.... That's a federal crime!

[@TimeTopic]

I personally enjoy meatloaf with some cheese and ketchup, it's like a hamburger. IT'S SO GOOD!

[@suspiciousspaghetti8579]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@MIchaelArlowe]

53:10 why does his fists have ammo?

[@ShadeMeadows]

What a Ride~

[@EmeraldZion]

Holy shit I used to play bad toys back in the day. It scared me too

[@dastaticartist7337]

38:23 *TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES*

[@VitalityRichPlus]

I had a good laugh.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

Sleep is 4 weak

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

im dying

[@Haddsman]

Ah no

[@PeacefulAutistic]

17:54 Afterdark’s flying toasters is the shit yo! Better than that! 20:07 I was trying to see if the sound was really low and I missed it so I had my ear right against my Bluetooth speaker that scared me so bad...

[@olbluelips]

Never even seen a meatloaf.

[@Yupa_]

Ol' Bluelips It looks like a casserole dish filled with hamburger and ketchup or whatever you put on top but it doesn't really taste like hamburger in my opinion

[@Yupa_]

Ol' Bluelips It looks like a casserole dish filled with hamburger and ketchup or whatever you put on top but it doesn't really taste like hamburger in my opinion

[@yukiteru65]

Ironically, i know alot about phesant hunt and prarie dog hunt, my grandma had both of the games as well as other old hunting and fishing games.

[@itsmemrnukki]

Joble play Doki Doki Literature Picnic

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Nukki He already played Mario 2

[@muffy_bunny]

Why would you want Joel to play this, tell me why, write an entire essay on why he should play it. Then maybe he will play it, a 0.1% chance

[@volcarona3339]

Is it a reading of Mario 2?

[@MSharp-nr5km]

b l o o d

[@elneco4654]

1:00:06 You can see Violent Vengeance: The Universe Hero! Joel should play that along with other garbage DOS fighting games. That one has not-Billy Herrington as a character though.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

44:34 Why am I not surprised that Joel knows about the Knee-Deep in the Doot remix? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nquzoYp_o6achck

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

38:29 That laugh xD

[@SaintN2_]

Fookin Macaroni!

[@juanrobles7737]

German Shareware SEKAICHI!!

[@superstinkybeans]

Tomb Raider was sooo gooood

[@knife-drawer]

That's what happens when you get greedy