[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness: PRESCHOOL ( Part 23 )

But at what cost?
Date streamed: 5 Jun , 2023
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[@disposable_income_andy]

i never thought "BALLS OVER" would make joel regress to his 2016 voice

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

It kinda shocked me lmao

[@spacebassist]

You weren't kidding, that could be turned into a Mandela effect clip

[@roymarshall_]

I still dont understand how his voice magically shifted. It used to sound like he was in a constant state of swallowing something.

[@JoJoZaka]

@@roymarshall_ he stopped smoking

[@Thad4002]

thomas

[@brinbin_]

56:55 BALLS OVER felt like a pure grand dad moment, even joey had his gruff mid 2010s accent going for bit

[@senilerodent]

I laughed my fucking ass at it and will quote that in every appropriate and inappropriate situation.

[@tdraposo]

Balls over is the new Grand Dad

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Your balls, hand them over

[@heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485]

​@@tdraposo a neograndadism if you will

[@vexyak105]

@@tdraposo reminds me more of the "TUTORALS" moment in his windows 7 destruction

[@PopfulFrost]

Broke: "I had a vasectomy done today." Woke: "BALLS OVER"

[@Crenga]

as a guy currently recovering from having my balls removed on friday... BALLS OVER.

[@avery9076]

more of an orchiectomy

[@PeteyX]

Broke: “Completing bottom surgery to transition to female” Woke: “BALLS OVER”

[@Prodawg]

Icuckzz

[@lacedupangel]

@@Crenga feel better soon. balls over.

[@DracoHandsome]

BALLS OVER knocked Joel 10 years back in time

[@ReddFiveOhOh]

honestly, i'm in awe at how coincidental the BALLS OVER part was he didn't plan any of it, he just fucked up spelling the perfect two words for massive payout

[@Polychi1998]

What was the original intent?

[@burp2019]

@@Polychi1998 there was none

[@macuser7048]

Sometimes life throws you a bone

[@tdraposo]

Friendship ended with GRAND DAD. Now BALLS OVER is my best friend

[@molecularlionel69]

it’s been a granddad renaissance. first Barve boy, now BALLS OVER

[@commbs9838]

That god damn bill clinton ram ranch screensaver never fails to make me laugh like an idiot.

[@Superteletubbies64]

Same lol

[@33screamingfrogs34]

nice

[@gormless-idiot]

You need to see his recent shareware madness then, trust me bro

[@ne0peasant]

54:22 "BUT AT WHAT COST" goes so hard

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

it was poison

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

i would so buy a """children's audiobook""" of joel narrating shit in the same rambly fashion as he does with the dinosaur presentation program

[@gormless-idiot]

Joel as an audiobook narrator in general sounds amazing, like Jack Black narrating a Minecraft book written by the author of World War Z

[@flynnleese8222]

57:00 2014 Joel, is that you?

[@brinbin_]

That's what I was thinking haha

[@rejectclone4504]

23:58 I could literally feel Joel thinking very seriously for a fleeing moment there before saying that

[@elfertrn]

He was shaking trying to not add a slit he was begging for god

[@froxdoggaming3385]

no... NO... *SNAKE*

[@nicolascosta1349]

1:03:33 "Swedish man almost chockes himself after trying to imitate the dinosaur. His neighbors said that he sounds like a cow however"

[@ChesterManfred]

43:52 YMCA, but it's been squeezed into a MIDI file, and it's not crusty. I love it.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

midis can be good, mp3 to midi converters cannot

[@GamayObera]

1:10:55 Accurate representation of loading Commodore 64 tapes in a real C64 through the respective *data recorder.*

[@steveluvscows2490]

(Actual noise it made)

[@JBRedux]

Why not try Dino Spell? We have: -a MIDI of the US national anthem -some guy screaming into the microphone -BUT AT WHAT COST? -it was poison -BALLS OVER

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

56:41 that pause

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Finally, games made just for Joel!!

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Joel canonically has a masters in fecalology

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

BUT AT WHAT COST?

[@mikoirl]

you heard it here first folks: BALLS are OVER

[@TheloniasBrowntail]

Joel beat the dinosaur game.... But at what cost?

[@oxotniknaoleney]

His balls

[@mrkrabssoldmysoulfor6294]

​@@oxotniknaoleneyBalls Over😔😔

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

the combination of the title and the description make me think Joel is going to accidentally burn down a preschool and nobody will be surprised

[@Falkuzrules]

BUT AT WHAT COST?

[@XenRiddle]

YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!!

[@Makerk6_]

BALLS OVER

[@joercagu2]

One hour ago i was looking for something to watch on the way to home after a hard day of work, i didn't find anything entertain and when i finally get home, i found out 3 new Joel streams on KZbin The fecal funny doesn't come when you wanted, it does when is needed

[@LuckyPunkProd]

And thus, the great son of GRAND DAD was born. Its name was BALLS OVER.

[@AverageJoeMama]

Finally. Grand Son.

[@Citrusautomaton]

Every time Joel messes with these shareware games it ends up like the Mr. Mix creepypasta.

[@alexhobbs2209]

Holy shit you just threw me down the creepypasta memory lane.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

The voice samples in the counting game were 1-bit PCM. It used the internal PC speaker that can only produce square waves (the harsh single-note melodies associated with DOS games) to get around the limitations of computers that had no sound card, albeit with very crusty audio quality. That's why Joel couldn't simply edit the samples with Sound Recorder WAVs, there was programming trickery going on to get those distorted sounds to play through a beeper speaker.

[@samjsavage]

BALLS OVER

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

57:36 I don't know what it is but the inflection in his voice when he says "Okay what the fuck" just cracks me up.

[@TheDarkOption]

If you're someone like me who likes to fall asleep watching streams; beware of this one. LOUD NOISES.

[@RoseOfNight]

As much as I like to do that myself, falling asleep to a Joel stream is like playing russian roulette lmao

[@ireallycantthinkofaname4726]

Balls Over

[@ikedaren_29336]

ASMR dinosaur burns down tree 12 times

[@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj]

I have never seen a Joel stream. Only the Vinnies. This is my first Joel one.

[@sebaufiend]

I have not laughed this hard in eons. Goddamn I love Joel and shareware.

[@HoChiMints2007]

50:01 (gong) "Dinotech software" "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[@madameghostie]

the scream kills me it sounds like spongebob

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

This stream was so unhinged I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Dear Evil Chan, Have you ever got tired of being _Evil_ before?

[@NovaAeternus]

negative rizz?

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster Nope!

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

@@NovaAeternus I'm not even sure what that means ehehe

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

@@TrueLadyEvilChan That's okay then, I like Bad Girls... …I mean, *WAT-*

[@terslok]

‼️‼️‼️ BALLS OVER ‼️‼️‼️

[@Daniel-be6cj]

Real fun dinosaur fact, there was a controversy about whether Brontosaurus was ever a real dinosaur or not, I think it finally got reinstated

[@lacedupangel]

ONE. BEE.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

ONE. SWAN.

[@R3TR0--93]

Question: "BUT AT WHAT COST?" Answer is: "BALLS OVER!!"

[@desadesa]

BOLAS TERMINADAS

[@bigpiss]

NO MAS BOLAS

[@muhammedtugra5943]

bro DO NOT sleep while watching this video, the noises and the visuals make you feel like you are in some MKUltra type stuff

[@dmath1490]

i jumped when i heard the dino go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@2ndsights]

The shift in accent/tone for BALLS OVER just knocked me back 8 years, good lord

[@dukinukireal]

1:45:37 you know it's gonna be good when the game is actively encouraging joel fucking with the audio files

[@midnightmain481]

1:00:22 Holy shit that's actually Dino Run. What the hell

[@itzlimeboi123]

50:01 Dino spell

[@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@itzlimeboi123]

@@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelpballs over

[@sparkywilson1405]

51:00: fallout 3 ptsd flashbacks

[@KamiJoJo]

1:35:30 Dolphin Ram Ranch

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

$9.95 for Jobel to go "Dolphin, you cocksucker!"

[@randomuserlol1110]

Balls over, Classic Joel unlocked.

[@OwlTowel]

Hell yeah, more shareware shenanigans from uncle jobel.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Ram Ranch Dolphin is my new favorite Joel character!

[@Sniper_Nate]

ram ranch is the new AGGA moment

[@ElFreakinCid]

I'm not joking or exaggerating when I say listening to Joel's reaction to BALLS OVER repeatedly had me laughing so fucking hard I both cried and drooled on my desk a bit and also nearly passed out and shit myself

[@felicityc]

not sure why i would think this stream would be a good one to take a nap to.

[@phili.9304]

56:55 Classic Joel Unlocked

[@nado1908]

Holy shit I can't with Dino Spell.

[@HugoZura]

JOEL I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE GODDAMN BASS-BOOSTED-TO-HELL, EXTRA-CRISPY, DEEP-FRIED "Eighteen naked cowboys ;D" IM GONNA MCFUCKING LOSE IT

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:34:29 Is such a shit moment, I love it!

[@nekto4658]

Didn't know that is how you dolphin

[@therealgago]

I had this stream on while I was sleeping, and this part woke me up

[@EeveeEsp]

1:07:23 and just like that, our Joey turned into Rick n Morty superstar, Justin Roiland

[@zsiroslangos]

*_ONE_* *_FISH_*

[@LucasIsHereYT]

44:00 This MUST be included in a future highlights video, preferably showing the Wikipedia page for, "Chris Benoit double murder suicide."

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

Just for the shits, have it be the 2000 Titantron with the Vitruvian Man image *then* lead into the page about the Chris Benoit double murder suicide.

[@MOXIZREAL]

49:54 for yall

[@MOXIZREAL]

1:34:22 too

[@creeke_alley]

Having just seen macaques in Gibraltar today the monkey intro was really interesting lol

[@aisforinterval]

20:57 Joel said "Sound off" and then KZbin played an ad with no sound... This ad meta is getting ridiculous

[@GrinceMaster73]

Vinny: Actively tries to reduce loud noises and has a limiter on standby Joel: 49:33 50:59 55:12

[@ruikinuuu.chann143]

That was my first joel stream that I ever watched!

[@sontar6726]

Cant decide whether 1:03:38 are my first moments on a drug fueled festival or the boilerroom in hell

[@thefreddyfazter781]

Hell's boiler room, that's for shit sure.

[@orincat10]

17:32 probably wouldn't work because those sounds are encoded to be played through the pc speaker so probably not .wav files.

[@originaluseername]

🅱️ A L L S O V E R *SPLATOON 🅱️E* oh gre🅰️t it crash

[@kyancoqie]

*_BALLS THE WORLD OVER_*

[@johnsullivanmusic2719]

I feel kind of ripped off i never got my Monkey IQ (MIQ) when getting my IQ tests in school. Now I will never know how good of a monkey I can be.

[@freeakykiki]

48:05 literally thought that was one of sam kinison's old shouts at first

[@RobMartens]

I think it might be, just sped up a little. Compared to 1:44:40 it's not the exact same one, but it really does sound like one of his screams. As "90s shareware" as it gets.

[@flamingdog9207]

1:34:25 AGGA: Cowboy edition

[@XWNORST]

the ram ranch really channeling that twister zone energy

[@theincrediblegeneral5135]

New joel let's go. Real mfs are here first

[@CosPlaywright]

Grand Dad 2: Balls Over

[@ashamefulgamer1578]

Joel rewinds after learning that balls, are indeed, over.

[@phoonwax]

he forgot to save

[@ScratchdHelp]

as a guitar player myself, i also would've played smoke on the water on the color selector.

[@itsybitsycherry]

Joel goes to school: the stream

[@otesunki]

balls over

[@mmmteeth]

oh shit brand spanking new straight out the oven steamy fresh joel video 🤯🤯

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

Boys, let's pack up. Balls is over.

[@TheJinxCast]

44:18 He's not driven by fear; he's just driven by anger.

[@hayleywaalen2612]

6. SWANS.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

56:40 POV: You're a third grader in the USA

[@whateverforevermusic]

>Complains about being short on time because of monkey games >Wastes time on monkey iq >Classic.

[@zelenpixel]

messing with these games made them like 999999 times more funnier oh my gofd

[@XaneMyers]

17:10 That file probably does contain all of the unusually terrible-quality PC speaker voice samples (this is a Windows program, not a DOS one, right?), but you'd have to open it with something like Audacity as raw data, then treat it as 8-bit mono PCM at an insanely low sample rate or something. Really low-quality voices like this give me the creeps, but that would be an interesting thing to try. 37:30 Ah, I miss the old days when programs placed all of their images in folders instead of storing them in proprietary "package" and container files. I would say earlier games didn't do this but...I know that Doom used its own format, WAD, back in the 90's so I guess developers randomly stopped using packages for some time before doing it again?

[@eightcoins4401]

Its more so that most DOS software was amateur passion project so no one knew what they were doing. Proprierty type stuff was a more professional approach

[@XaneMyers]

@@eightcoins4401 I actually didn't think of that but yeah, that explains it.

[@SantaFishes101]

BUT AT WHAT COST?

[@SGTIvan921]

10:06 Education 13:08 Baby Stuff 15:08 Action 123 19:28 Colorbook 36:18 At this point, I just remembered a childhood game I played when I was in primary school called "Tony's Tires". Shareware Madness just unlocked a memory I've had, lmao 45:22 MIDIs of National Anthems, pretty neat honestly 56:37 The moment of truth 1:01:13 Joel vandalises his software 1:09:52 Green Screen of Death 1:34:20 More Ram Ranch 1:41:20 Multiplication Drill 1:45:36 Joel & Multiplication Drill Corruption

[@guitarguy42394]

What’s that tune jobel always whistles when he’s up to behind-the-scenes goblin mischief?

[@TarosTheVoid]

BALLS OVER is a nu-Vargskelethor Grand Dad moment

[@fananox2057]

God I missed shareware

[@gaggygiggle8945]

1:07:21

[@TallTapper]

we shall learn

[@Wobuffet3]

that z & z color game was so cute. i want to know more about these people

[@Trelior]

HOLY SHIT! I thought the dino on the title screen of Dinospell looked familiar, then the gameplay started. Oh fuck I remember that game. Weird memory unlocked!

[@PakieVSRG]

shareware madness ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

perfect.

[@GuruSUPERmaster]

They want $10 for a very poor presentation of 8 animals!? With that money you could get back then (and now) a book with more pictures with waaaayy more quality.

[@NaiveCat45446zeroSEVEN]

55:26 cherry gave you zipper things

[@pirozhkebab]

19:35 the sound my Samsung Galaxy S7 made as it died and began boot looping

[@Pluto996]

NINE.CRAB.