[Vinesauce] Joel - Vietnamese Pokemon ( Part 1 )

[@DeadwingDork]

Imagine living in this world. Imagine being the only sane person in this world.

[@PHEEliNUX]

+Deadwing Duck Isn't this what the internet basically is

[@majskoviak6178]

Would that make you the sane one, or the insane one?

[@HauntedDreamz1]

Well, assuming they were born normal in that world, that person would be seen as a freak probably. If the many people tormenting that poor soul didn't get to them the urge to fit in more than likely would. If they somehow teleported there and kept their head, it'd probably be a pretty funny situation for a while.

[@felipejaquez8832]

+PHEEliNUX The only sane person is the man who created the internet and he probably already hung himself so we're fucked

[@cmouse3415]

Nope, Tim Berners-Lee (the guy who created the internet, and by extent, our future) is still alive and well, so we may not be fucked as much as you think. Also, deadwing duck's profile pic kinda provides what you would be feeling whenever anyone said anything. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@suresren]

When they were translating it, they were smoking that Vietnamese Crystal

[@ssupii2631]

All translated with Bing

[@shelby5809]

no pfp

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@shelby5809 no sauce no jooce no clout

[@bakaneko6639]

You could also say they chơi đá

[@lambda-m1676]

all made by Nguyen White

[@qwertyuiopman100]

you've heard of Ash Ketchum, now get ready for A S S K E T C H U P

[@AxionZetaOne]

If you have ass ketchup you may want to see a gastroenterologist.

[@karuma6635]

this is the best thing ever

[@LunarLambda]

@@AxionZetaOne ydiwjxoqn re widib

[@slime_sam4321]

@@AxionZetaOneWhat about dick mustard

[@purpledragon1945]

In other words internal bleeding

[@Fennaixelphox]

In pokemon vietnamese crystal, there are EIGHTEEN items called "POLE". Only one of them is actually a pole.

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

The others are polish people.

[@rzeka]

Tetrachromia kurwa

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

rzeka thanks

[@lightiiy450]

very śmieszne. Muj drogi english friend

[@waffledoctor87]

The one in question is equivalent to the Good Rod.

[@bringbackcaramel2302]

"Elfs here are called Monster. They existed everywhere." Thats terrible! What happened to them?

[@plsstap8235]

"Whats the time" i dont know a quarter past 1 why do you want to know? "How many min?"60? "What time if! Sleep to late" im going to stop playing this game is starting to judge the way i live

[@khfan4life365]

Boromycin “They play friendly. Help each other. There are many secrets inside to know these riddles.” Oh, philosophy wise, he’s up there with the greats. Aristotle, Plato, Confucius, meth head down my street that forgot how to speak English from too much meth.

[@HarrisBoe]

I know a guy from Norway who first learned english by playing Pokemon Blue. Imagine if someone from Vietnam tried to do the same with this game.

[@discontinued8062]

+Leeen what an 'asshat'.

[@Badgerbot12]

+TheGlitchHunter hathat*

[@YourRulerSkeletos]

Hatass**

[@madwomansinsight]

+YourRulerSkeletos Tahssa***

[@smearfo5612]

+YourRulerSkeletos assass

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

I own a copy of this, got it at a spanish kiosk in 2002, It's the first game I owned that had the word fuck in it, my favourite bit playing it was when you sprayed sudowoodo and it said "STRANGE TREE DISLIKED THE POT"

[@BrandonBeanland]

Rhino 'n Chips thats a picky tree

[@yellobanana6456]

It's because trees don't do drugs

[@bobjoe2604]

a

[@magusperde365]

@@yellobanana6456 or its like me and pot makes the tree badtrip. But they would accept some shrooms or lsd or salvia or ketamine anytine

[@thecatherd]

Imagine waking up one day. Everything is perfectly normal. You carry out your regular morning routines, and discover that you need some milk from the shop. That is when you realise. You realise that you can no longer understand the human language. That is exactly what this game is like.

[@FrAngelGaming]

+Sceptagon the "human" language

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

+FrAngelGaming The most human of languages.

[@BobofWOGGLE]

+Sceptagon It's like everybody around you is having a simultaneous and incredibly long stroke.

[@thecatherd]

It's been several months and I only just realised I wrote "the human language". Whoops.

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

Sceptagon Still, it's the most human of languages.

[@doritosbag8340]

SHE DOESN'T OBEY ME

[@tsulkalu8640]

Apparently, This bootleg is a bootleg version of a Vietnamese translation of crystal, which was a bootleg of a Chinese translation, which was a bootleg of an English translation.

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

Worth playing like skate 3

[@skelskeleton]

"The elf I, want to breed, Is put into the box. For Mr.Ass, the elf will, become his, companion." So i guess he did want something kinky.

[@benhaggerty8707]

MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM pokebooty

[@n0bodysanything]

That sounds like something my friend Jalen would say

[@admiralpepper6933]

+Indie and Dora Where did you find that profile pic, if I may ask?

[@hypercumstone44]

Oh my!

[@andreaslundqvist8293]

"I am... " "I am a monster." Not one of those animes! Please, have mercy!

[@punch3322]

+Andreas Lundqvistq JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES

[@Peashooter521]

healer56heal coach

[@khfan4life365]

“Dono yamate!”

[@starpeng8451]

C O A C H

[@killkagutsuchi]

WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@epickduk]

I AM... I AM A MONSTER... COACH.

[@KazerLeanne]

Joel there is something you should know in advance. In Goldenrod (3rd gym town) where you fight Whitney (the Miltank girl) that pokemon center often glitches. You can get stuck and not move and game crashes etc. Make sure you save before entering since you might lose a ton of progress. If it does bug out you might be forced to buy A LOT of drugs to make it through. Good luck!

[@DethSaucin]

Everyone literally spam this in comments so he'll hopefully see

[@BierBart12]

Leanne Rankin Bump

[@CheeseHenderson]

Leanne Rankin apparently, if he's using the version i found, as long as he uses a GBC emulator instead of a GBA emulator, it shouldn't crash.

[@shivshankredemption5024]

Cheese Henderson joooooooeeeeeeeelllllll

[@shivshankredemption5024]

yosie shiv shank BTW if he has probably already played past it considering this was done in a bunch of parts in a stream.

[@vegeta002]

This game is what happens when someone catches MissingNo.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

This is what happens when someone FUCKS missingno.

[@shrinjaymukherjee7297]

+Kemo_Meme Your comment deserves MANY MORE LIKES.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

***** it's a reply not a comment, but ok

[@mrkrabs4872]

nice pic m8

[@deneb_tm]

+Kemo_Meme Replies are comments.

[@coreybuchholtz7521]

"Insert the pin of Xiuci, and select the holy figure, OK?" WTF even?

[@ahalfeatenpotato463]

Dont you mean Fuck What The even?

[@eckitronix]

@@ahalfeatenpotato463! Drug Bag Fuck

[@Gerarghini]

She’s fucking giving me directions on how to join her cult

[@pingasluigi25]

Okay, I would so love a gif of that "Ass! Drug Bag Fuck" text box floating in space.

[@pingasluigi25]

***** cdn.makeagif.com/media/6-12-2015/7EPCmI.gif Better than nothing

[@TeknoRiderF1RE]

***** OMG GAWD IS TAT YU

[@MinoriGaming]

OMFG YES

[@GeospaciallyGone]

STAR WARS

[@GreenLinzerd]

Elf Grandfather?? I don't remember Santa being in this game.

[@jackwinsper874]

😂

[@NyxxyNightstar]

+BrownieComicWriter 😂

[@sneaselweasel9784]

WHEEZE

[@BananaFaceDude56]

+ItsMatt™ 😂

[@cmouse3415]

I would've named his son ASSCLOWN

[@PikaPerfect]

He says there is a cortège for professor elm. I just googled what a cortège is and, well, according to oak, elm is dead.

[@ShougaTouki]

38:10 This game in 2 seconds went from a poorly translated classic RPG to an overly dramatic shounen.

[@SlyHikari03]

The best part

[@SwagzLife]

How the translation to this game happened (most likely): Japanese (original) -> English (Bootlegged) -> Vietnamese (Bootlegged) -> English (Even more shitty) so there's no wonder the translation is shit.

[@djdexcat]

Close. It's actually: Japanese (Original) -> Chinese (Bootlegged) -> Vietnamese (_Double_ bootlegged!) -> "English" (This)

[@SwagzLife]

Oh, okay. Thanks.

[@SwagzLife]

But the game is in english?

[@FrancoRossel]

***** I think you mean Portuguese

[@shoco462]

Mallaceus ‌ I translated on Google Translater ; Welcome to the world of Pocket mon! ; to Japanese, Chinese (Tradiotnal), Vietnamese, then back to english giving me : Welcome to the pockets of the world!

[@scott9701]

"Learn by heart to rotate like bell." Truer words have never been spoken...

[@djdexcat]

See, I don't know what Volcano Bakemeat _is_ exactly, but I've always imagined it as the type of thing that creates a raging inferno in your colon.

[@tarsier8261]

Dexcat There's this let's play where the readers made what they thought it was. Things made included chocolate meatloaf with hot sauce.

[@jrewb7003]

Tarsier I request a link

[@KopperNeoman]

Auto Winning lparchive.org/Pokemon-Vietnamese-Crystal/

[@musicsheep9816]

Dexcat It's a Cinnabar Volcano Burger

[@djdexcat]

MusicSheep I know, I know, but come on! There's something about VOLCANO BAKEMEAT that just sparks the imagination, you know?

[@HeruruMeruru]

It's funny though because when I was little I thought "???" was the rival's actual name and that was what you were supposed to put in.

[@oddcrafter1270]

I remember doing that in my Silver game for that exact reason.

[@sillykola50]

OddCrafter My older brother did that too when he was young.

[@its_the_bird]

finally other people who were as literally minded as I was pff. I genuinely thought I was supposed to report his exact "???" name to the police in game, and theN they'd tell me his ACTUAL name. he was confusion forever more

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@its_the_bird otherwise they'll arrest you

[@eckitronix]

This takes place 30 years after Pokemon Red, and the world was once more nuked into submission, thus losing the art of language. New life sprouted from the ashes of the Earth. Our new hero, ASS, is on a quest to once again stop the gang Team Rocket from destroying all life other than humans in a chaotic quest to collect DNA in order to create a super weapon in order to destroy the entire planet. ASS survived the Second Pokemon Holocaust/Elf's World Birth. He continues his quest to save the planet and in order to do this, he picks the water monster, CROC. ASS must carry on, having the same ability to speak coherent sentences as all of humanity; none. ASS resorts to fornicating with medical containment bags filled with drugs given to him by DR. WU's assistant who has gone insane. ASS finds a foe with long, pink hair, as stupid fashions still survived the Second Pokemon Holocaust, whereas the English language had not. And similar to that of terrible clothing choice, the culture of animal fighting had grown stronger since both the First and Second Pokemon Holocausts, though even stronger after the second, as there were no longer 151 pokemon, there were now many more, most undiscovered by mankind. However, mankind was not without consequence for their actions. They were no longer human--they became monsters themselves. The one elder, Professor OAK, was now named ELF MONSTER. "Everyone call me ELF MONSTER" Even Professor OAK had no way to remember language after Elf's World Birth. And then, they all vanished in a nuclear explosion, never to be seen again ("They existed everywhere"); this sentence implies that the elfs, monsters, and even humans were destroyed after the events of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. After the battle with the Man in Red atop Mt. Silver. The watcher. The one named Joel, who 30 years prior had defeated his own rival, Rev, and surpassed all. And now he controlled every one of ASS's conscious thoughts. And the one who created the Paradox through the eyes of Joel...was the God of the world, Vargskelethor, the one god of the Pokemon world. The god of Elf's World. This was the one chosen to destroy the entire universe. And 30 years later, after the battle between Joel the Oracle and Ass the chosen one, Vargskelethor erased the world, the very existence of everything, anything, and nothing, with but a single blow... What? I might as well give this thing a story, right? I thought it was awesome.

[@oliviamontemayer7089]

That was epic

[@certifiedbigboy2201]

You forgot about the elusive "Team Missile Bomb" which used monsters to do evils starting 3 years ago.

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

Remember kids. Someone took the time to right this.

[@gabem.5691]

Thats some deep shit man....... Seriously.... I applaud you

[@battlekirby]

when does the shipping begin? who's ASS gonna get with?

[@Britti_Kitti]

38:10 I'm in love with how tragic yet funny it sounds. I wish Silver actually said that in my Heart Gold version.

[@TheArnoldification]

someone should translate this to egyptian heiroglyphics back to english to test what is the maximum level of bootleg humanity can achieve

[@baldkiwi444]

i'm begging someone to do that

[@insertcoolnamehere3197]

@@baldkiwi444 I feel like grabbing Google translate now

[@blankblank1284]

Nepali > Maori > Korean > Latin > English This one is pretty good.

[@zubair-rp1ie]

it would probably look like this: DHHDLDHHDDNFELFZGIGGIDLYDTIDOGTOSRDHEHFJPOKMONDJFXOD

[@mrtrollnator123]

RED TE OF HAPPY BERRY

[@MisterTipp]

I had this game. My parents bought it for me when they visited Thailand. I was so happy to get Pokemon Crystal but I was so sad when it wouldn't save and did this weird shit

[@HeezerHD]

It didn't save because the save was maintained alive on RAM with a shitty button battery that dies after 1 month... I know the pain bro

[@rosesapling72]

14:30 That's such a great poem. I should read that to my English teacher.

[@Ragekius]

I AM I AM A MONSTER

[@expendableround6186]

COACH.

[@benhaggerty8707]

Boy id love to take a stroll down R34 with my pokèmon.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

An actual mini-roll Gardevoir

[@mazder_2709]

funny because R34 is a nickname for a car

[@wimpyapple8093]

Fun fact, that's where the Pokemon Daycare center is at.

[@dragonicbladex7574]

If the r34 you want appears learn by heart to rotate like bell

[@shiennohajime1495]

Don't you mean stroke? Sorry, couldn't resist

[@rileygay1165]

The dialogue in this game reminds me of shovelware iOS game descriptions.

[@hypercumstone44]

Riley Gay lol true XD

[@hypercumstone44]

Not_Sh1v3r true XD

[@hypercumstone44]

Not_Sh1v3r no. I don‘t play fortnite

[@hypercumstone44]

Not_Sh1v3r ok XD

[@arxoannixtram7107]

Who wants to bet Joel will be gambling instead fighting Miltank when he gets to Goldenrod City?

[@Duckydude]

Arxoan Nixtram ol' uncle jobel and his gambling addiction.

[@arxoannixtram7107]

duckboi33 hey. It isn't a gambling addiction, it's an addiction to winning.

[@AadrixXP]

Vietnamese Casinos

[@longrua1231]

AadrixXP Vietnam don't have much of a casino scene.

[@TheVerseG]

Ha. "BET."

[@palletlover8519]

It's the Duwang of Pokemon!

[@SoupEmperor]

31:55

[@killkagutsuchi]

i am wood

[@Lunar_Capital]

Omg this stream was a blast! xD "BAG FUCK" lmao

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Adam Correia "BAG FUCK" should be an insult. In fact, I'll use it as an insult to get it started. _You bag fuck._

[@derkevevin]

Frodo laughs at you fuck you, ass huge ball, ball fuck!

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

derkevevin Good one! This is proof that every line from this pile of bootleg shit can be used as an insult.

[@Lunar_Capital]

Frodo laughs at you man, i got to say, it's pretty powerful! xD GG, *bag fuck*

[@derkevevin]

Frodo laughs at you everyone call you elf monster! go away, drug fuck!

[@SpicySweetSauce]

"there are many secrets inside to know these riddles" now that's a fucking quote.

[@squid1088]

I AM... I AM A MONSTER paintful.

[@thetruepoi5227]

why is your picture so fitting with that sentence? ≥w≤

[@squid1088]

because it can

[@keaton5101]

...COACH

[@macaronitech]

S Q U I D I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED ELF GRANDFATHER

[@squid1088]

*S C R A A H !*

[@day5209]

This intro almost killed me. "They are called monster" **shows an adorable Wooper**

[@spikemasterb2521]

I translated "I am professor elm. I am a pocket monster professor. I run the pocket monster lab" back and forth in several languages. I got this: "Doctor Our elm. Pocket Monster Lab professor.". I also translated "Ass put potion in bag" and got: Remove the bag. I then translated "This is the world of monsters, I practice monster magic in laboratory of pallet town." got "A monster in this world, a magic show, steel, thick cock."

[@shadowryder7554]

paintful

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

*_T H I C K C O C K_*

[@purrplaysLE]

snasil Google Translate improved a lot, so It's harder to mess things up.

[@spikemasterb2521]

yeah Purple Shell is right, back when I posted this I did a lot of google translate copypastas on reddit, I would translate shit back and forth about 15-25 times in 5-10 languages until I got something funny.

[@purrplaysLE]

SpikeMaster B This mailbox is no longer mine due to translation from 2017

[@goksir5845]

This grammar is paintful.

[@Templar44]

GRAMMAR AS BAG! FUCK

[@macaronitech]

Potatokoke this entire video is secretly a Your Grammar Sucks episode.

[@splnter648]

Your suck grammar? Yes? Paintfully probably

[@Zeder966]

I can only imagine the amount of cancer the chat was producing during this.

[@joytra4613]

It wasn't that bad actually haha

[@Zeder966]

Vinny Joy I imagine lots of shock and kappa

[@joytra4613]

***** Sure do!

[@Zeder966]

Jeez, there's so much anime I need to watch...

[@PochiPandalope]

zedersteel NSSmod I strongly suggest 'Nurarihyon No Mago'. It's pretty good.

[@ytisnottwitter]

And on R34 the only pokemon that attack you are Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Lucario.

[@TheBrawlUnit]

And Tentacruel

[@ytisnottwitter]

***** In the R34 department, tentacruel is suprisingly not very popular, especially when compared to the big 3 metioned above.

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Shreck but isn't r34 supposed to be everything ?

[@ytisnottwitter]

***** Yes, but some things are more popular than others.

[@MinoriGaming]

Your avatar, and test statement. The perfect pair.

[@vltraviolet]

I completely lost it when Joel said "volcano bakemeat"

[@AuraFailure]

***** What the fuck are you losers doing here?!

[@crazyluigi6664]

Wil Where in this video did he say it and find it?

[@vltraviolet]

Tony Do you like hurting other people?

[@vltraviolet]

Crazy Luigi Around 6:50.

[@vltraviolet]

***** Thanks

[@MetalSocks]

I love this already, it's almost like listening to a Xavier Renegade Angel episode by Jorgle's tone, just nonsensical but the type to laugh with.

[@crazyluigi6664]

38:27 The perfect tombstone for that guy from Hatred.

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

Generic anti-fnaf comment here

[@crazyluigi6664]

***** Generic go on comment.

[@Mokujo]

***** Angry rebuttal involving the word "privilege"

[@spoopster809]

Link to free virus

[@crazyluigi6664]

Matthew Kunkle Fuck man, I know! But hey, do you want to watch TV on your PC?

[@elsenworker4924]

Pop Quiz: How to grasp elf? A: Rotate Like Bell B: Hugeball Ball Fuck C: Wait There

[@SEVENTEENPOINT1]

What is: Rotate Like Bell?

[@jaded_piper]

D: all of the above.

[@an_annoying_cat]

"This isn't just gonna be a one off. We're playing this entire game, so we got to make a good choice." *Names himself ass*

[@mr._2994]

The weird thing is that if you put Bag fuck into google translate and translate into Vietnamese then back to English you get Pocket Monsters.

[@rnbw376]

That's just beautiful

[@tieuucanh8958]

Google translate is complete trash XD

[@samrosenbaum4744]

Have you ever had those days where you're bored so you just watch a bunch of Vinesauce Joel streams?

[@ahalfeatenpotato463]

Right now yes

[@dr.velious5411]

I literally passed out from boredom, woke up, suddenly craving Joel videos for some reason.

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

OH MY GOD! I JUST PUT "ASS GAIN MAGICAL EGG" INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND IT TRANSLATED BACK AS "Increase egg ass magic" XD WHAT?!

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

I KEEP TRANSLATING IT AND IT KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER! "magic eggs rose ass"

[@johnnyjoestar9219]

beautiful

[@thetruepoi5227]

booty-ful

[@angelicapuryear256]

Molly Margolis ?

[@harley-wp6xt]

Can't confirm but I've heard that whoever translated this hated the rival in this game so they intentionally made him sound that edgy and stupid.

[@OneandOnlyNewcomer3]

yung venuz thnkx gun god

[@giddymarvin5503]

DUANE. Some people say it was a coincidence, some people say it was chance. I say it was fate.

[@giddymarvin5503]

All hail Lord Duane.

[@benhaggerty8707]

yeah ok

[@giddymarvin5503]

+Ben Haggerty Alright

[@markusmccloud]

The money, I believe, is dong... As in, "Expand Dong" XD.

[@charlesbuck3689]

*ASS!EXPAND DONG FUCK

[@battlekirby]

DON'T BE DONG

[@jokebiscool1910]

Charles Buck that’s the currency of vietnam

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@jokebiscool1910 wait what really?

[@goingrink]

I AM... I AM ALL I AM ALL OF ME

[@lukemacinnes5124]

i think the reason it's so bad is it was probably translated from Japanese to English then to Vietnamese then back to English

[@Seldser]

Luke MacInnes it was supposedly translated from Japanese to Chinese to Vietnamese and finally to English

[@MatthewN07]

This game is like when you just spam the suggested words on the keyboard on your phone, it almost makes sense, but at the same time makes 0

[@HinaTemSaku]

i couldve gone the rest of my life without hearing it's a gerbil's world again. itll probably be stuck in my head, my being, my body for decades to come. thanks, jobel

[@vladamirkalashnikov3704]

pecora z It's a gerbil's world :)

[@battlekirby]

46:30 "Later mom. Just don't snort anymore paint before you open your mouth." (Holly's OK intensifies)

[@battlekirby]

Pokémon as advertised: if you love your Pokémon, you can be the Pokémon master! Pokémon in story mode: high friendship let's like 8 Pokémon evolve and like 3 moves are affected by friendship. Pokémon in competitive play: Breed 100 times to get a good nature, then breed 1000 more times for good IV's then level up for the right moveset repeat until you've created the perfect warrior, then EV train and level to 100. Congrats! you've just wasted 100+ hours creating one team member. Now go cry into your pillow before the big tournament

[@NoahNasi]

I only hatched 60 eggs or so, and I have a competitive team.

[@oysenberry]

Battle Kirby In gen 6 and 7 you get some benefits for using the Pokemon Amie/Pokemon Refresh feature such as dodging attacks, staying on 1 health, healing from status conditions quicker and landing critical hits more often.

[@battlekirby]

Gamemaster Gaming Friendship is different from affection. however they might as well be the same thing.

[@NoahNasi]

Battle Kirby In the anime, it'd be pretty much the same.

[@battlekirby]

OH YEAH BOYS 10+ HOURS IN AND I ALMOST HAVE A PERFECT ROWLET! 31 IV's in everything but HP. Now all I have to do is get one with a brave nature and I can start breeding for the egg moves I want. then I can start EV training.

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

I've always known Professor Oak to be an eccentric man, but now he wants us to call him "Elf Monster." That's it! Poor old man Oak has finally lost what remaining white matter he had. And another old man is called Elf Grandfather. I guess as people age in the Pokemon world, they just start believing they are Pokemon...but hey, that's just a theory, a Game Theo--*gunshot*

[@macaronitech]

Blue GRAND DAD

[@BynineStudio]

"A adept arranging For mother Volcano bakemeat" I don't care what anyone says, that's a poem

[@CoTeCiOtm]

"YOU CAN SEE THE MAP WITH THE GEARING OF ASS." I'm fucking dying!!

[@samuelpolk9200]

"had a shiny spheal" im literally interally screaming. my favorite pokemon that i have spent hours and hours trying to get a shiny version and joel just casually mentions it god damnit

[@its_the_bird]

and now spheals have become GTS currency, as well. extra ouch lol

[@astra8815]

i translated ass gain magical egg (japanese to english) and it said "yes there is nothing"

[@piedfirecrest]

Eduardo Pereira yeah but its Vietnamese.

[@williamfoster9240]

53:51 Joel (b. 8/29/1993) did a university graduation in 2014-15 Baconguden (b. 1995) did a university graduation in 2015-16

[@thewickedcoolguy1]

I think one of my personal favorite special trope for a Pokemon game was diamond pearl platinum's underground cave basebuilder where you could run around with your friends and mine and steal flags and show off your base. That was great.

[@isaacgamerboy5122]

that is not the gen 4 games. it was the gen 6 remakes of ruby and sphapphire

[@thewickedcoolguy1]

isaac gamerboy that was definitely in the diamond Pearl games. I replayed them not too long ago

[@boydino6]

@@isaacgamerboy5122 gen 4 had gen 3s bases, but underground. And they were way better. I was way too good at the mining minigame back then.

[@mrtrollnator123]

My favourite part of that game was battle tower, cause I'm a bloodthirsty barbarian

[@DerEthereal]

Try tossing a ball in a Trainer battle. Real lifechanging shit.

[@DerEthereal]

BALL SPRING TO ELF ?? ? ? ? ? ? ???? ? ????Y! (Not the exact result. Just expect lots of question marks and a simulated heart attack.)

[@lkerrkupride]

+Muffin y men's boott'6

[@sanity9402]

all your pokemon are belong to us

[@thetruepoi5227]

all your normal english is ASS!DRUG BAG FUCK!

[@DonSMDT]

+Tentapus (Octocle) ive been looking for th7s

[@charlesbuck3689]

all your ASS!HUGEBALL BALL FUCK belong to Vietnam

[@ahalfeatenpotato463]

Ah I see you support communism as well

[@Punkledunk]

It's finally happened.

[@sweetbromineandheliumjeff5021]

Yes... Dis GONNA be good.

[@sweetbromineandheliumjeff5021]

Dis gonna be good.

[@sanicpl1499]

Tapeworms Amok YOU! m'lady look like one of my friends in school!

[@xWasabiNekoProx]

the scout reborn jesus christ fucking m'lady i bet you own a fedora

[@sanicpl1499]

TanookiPants Ye m'lady *tips fedora* And how would i be mlg360420noscopequickscope in gaemz?

[@ballbreaker9816]

WILD LAP JUMP OUT! GO AWAY EN' SLAP PRIZE! DUANE SCRAAH!

[@lukemacinnes5124]

you know usually when you're trying to phone someone you just tap on the pope

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

"SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE, OK?"

[@magefox_]

I AM. . . I AM A MONSTER.

[@IneedMyCringefail2]

COACH

[@Peashooter521]

Coach

[@Reverend_Revenant]

I don't think I've ever laughed this much before.

[@nmac1563]

I'm so proud of my country. We've done well.

[@WinEntity]

8:00 Joel sounds like he could actually do a damn good voiceover for a cartoon show. WACKY VOICES!

[@nintendofan841_2]

This video was paintful to watch.

[@punch3322]

Speed Weed is best waifu

[@SmileyNoteblock]

When he went up to the TV i was so ready for one thing... *_T E L E V I S I N_*

[@Freako]

oooh noooh.

[@vx_ixa1461]

"Rule 34" Couldn't stop laughing!

[@flutterczprivate4235]

+VX_IXA Y'all stop laughing when you see Rule34.

[@schizophrenicgaming365]

+FlutterCZ mod *cringing intensifies*

[@Palkia8-Bit]

@Peppa Pig oh shi-

[@mrtrollnator123]

@peppapig5031 💀

[@andygoldwoods170]

R34 is cringey af

[@NightbaneGames]

After messing around with Google Translate, I went from "This is a box and there are contents in it." to "This may include available in the window."

[@godorninja8079]

i see the regi's as the pokemon version of the pillar men

[@ahalfeatenpotato463]

Is that a jojo reference?

[@Epicosity780]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT!

[@didepasts]

PAINTFUL

[@rnbw376]

English 9999e+9/10

[@north8894]

*Burgerpants... Why are you here?

[@Drwolfspider]

Burgerpants sounds like a splatoon word

[@woah2much139]

Brandon the goomba splatoon sounds like a hentai word

[@SpaceWaifuArt]

24:07 THERE'S TEARS OF JOY COMING OUT OF MY EYES

[@problemsclown]

This dialogue feels like it was written in the Dark Souls note system.

[@HarryvandeSunweb]

40:42 his laugh synced up with the music for a second there

[@TheRetroShepherd]

"What's my Onyx's name?" *ABSOLUTELY ALAL* "Thank's Alal. you're the best. Anyway, before I get pipebombed..." Goddammit Joel I love you so much

[@mrtrollnator123]

Onyx is Muslim alhamdulilah

[@karismaramey2001]

DJ WALNUT IN DA HOUSE

[@reelbeelveel]

Realizing that's someone's grandpa's grave he is using over and over

[@benepic3101]

keelbeelveel it's 7 GRAND DAD'S

[@reelbeelveel]

Tru

[@anactualfennecfox1]

please tell me i'm not the only one who collapsed into a coma from laughter when he said rule34

[@MrDink]

"Learn by heart, to rotate, like bell." - Some Guy

[@pizzarayy]

45:41 You could say that the joke is dead huehuehue

[@TheEddie3456]

4:20 RULE 34. Im laughing so hard right now, you don't even know.

[@ZaGorudan]

I think the reason why Joel's character is referred to as "Mr. Ass" instead of simply "Ass" is because the game is translated from Japanese to Chinese then to Vietnamese then back to English, so the game is translating the original honorifics. I believe the original Japanese translation refers to your character as [Character Name]-san/-kun or something, so the triple translation here messes with it so much that it becomes "mister".

[@booksimon8183]

Gotta grasp 'em all.

[@CataclysmicRain1]

classic joey is a good vibe i did not know that i needed but now that im here... i am content.

[@cruckskill1082]

paintful paintful god damn paintful PAINTFUL

[@ElricGameplays]

Joel, there really is compassion and love in high level pokémon battling. The amount of effort that takes to EV train pokémon or to breed them to be amazing, and to make a team that works with itself. In high level all pokémon are level 100, so what matters most is what you have raised your pokémon into and the way you play them.

[@onemonkeyboy8225]

select a holy figure Buddha Jesus Zeus Mohammed or, Brahma

[@ellieryan7797]

obama

[@the.mind.electric]

@@ellieryan7797 Obama prism

[@eckitronix]

@@the.mind.electric Obamium

[@Rokan4]

Oh man, I love this bootleg. I feel the same way about Gen 2, Joel. I love the Pokemon games, but I always find myself going back to Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal. It holds a lot of nostalgic value to me, as it came out during the prime of my personal Pokemania. I was ten at the time, I had played gen 1, and I was eagerly awaiting these new ones with a lot of enthusiasm. And oh boy, did these games deliver. I loved it then and I still love it today.

[@xbopgamer]

WELCOME! IT'S ELF'S WORLD.

[@xbopgamer]

ha