[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Longhorn Destruction ( Part 3 )

[@milesedgeworth132]

16:10 Joel seeing actual proof of Bigfoot and then playing it off

[@blobbem]

Not even unreleased versions of Windows are safe from Joel's Swedish hands.

[@skarpevindkast]

demon death touch*

[@amandamakin1542]

Watch out Windows Chicago, Windows Nashville, Windows Memphis, Windows Neptune & Windows Whistler, Joel is coming for you! 😈

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

​@amandamakin1542 Wait, are those real?

[@NobodyNobody451]

@@BrilliantRipeMike Yes, they are real. (from what I remember)

[@LadyBrightcynder]

Joel: "Peace out and remember..." **video ends** Remember what, Joel? REMEMBER WHAT???

[@MSX98FMDnB]

dementia

[@mattsmoo58]

He forgor

[@deathmight2uuotba987]

we may never know

[@weelolol]

i dont remember what he said

[@infusion6478]

30:01 Joel presses all the porn panic alarms as the mario theme plays in the background 🤣

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

"mattress for sex" Ah yes thank you mr Coomba

[@DoodleWill]

16:06 Joel instantly wakes up all of chat.

[@guts1692]

I usually put Joel on to sleep, I got to the point where my brain was just finally giving up and he genuinely scared the fuck out me

[@kriboj]

Hello my name is Billy. Now before I continue with this inquiry I'd like to personally thank you for your advanced program. Last year I was in a horrendous motorcycle accident and I lost my head. Now thats not the crazy part, no no. The crazy part is that the local mob was after me. You see Dr. Jiangming I have a bad gambling addiction, how bad you say? Well, let me tell you. It was summer of 69, I was but a young marine in nam. Sorry, haha. Kidding. I've never been in any war, the only war I've been in is this one right here. Those damn grandchildren have been downloading games and jpegs of a red man with a mustache. I don't agree with those ideals, but what I do agree with is that KV Antivirus 2010 saved my life. You see the local mob was after me, and I knew the only way to escape my horrible fate was to rollerskate. Just kidding, puns. You know I'm old, and when you're this old shyte humor is even funnier. Haha. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah. I have a problem and the solution is this program. I'd like to know where I can scan. Thanks. Anyway I am the scatman, you see back- haha gotcha. For real, thank you.

[@ebnertra0004]

I thought the North Koreans came for him

[@Jamseth_Ingramious]

@@guts1692Quite the game of Swedish Roulette there.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

If you ever feel useless, at least you ain't Windows Longhorn

[@xelsg]

or Windows me

[@sdgx0]

i like how when joel waits he has to wack his mouse cuz he hates waiting

[@Geotrackz]

I will never forget the day Joel tried to stop Windows Media Player playing my MIDI's and getting angry about it

[@tastychunks]

Devil musics from the red man with mustache

[@JacobMakesStuff]

1:41 Ah yes you talking about the 1984 Thomas the Tank Engine Classic, "The Sad Story Of Henery" which features Henry the Green Engine who is a 1934 Stainer 4-6-0 Class 5 engine that hates getting wet, so much when it rained he hid in a tunnel and the fat controller took his rails boarded up a brick wall in the tunnel and basically let poor henry to rot in the tunnel for 1 episode. which was also narrated by Ringo Starr!

[@_SmallRaccoon]

1 and 3 months after this was streamed and yet I still hope for Jöl making an android destruction like he promised

[@gunner9652]

Took 1 year and 3 months to upload this vod. Never change Joel, never change

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Everybody knows that Denmark isn't in Portugal. It's right there in southern Illinois. Joel even visited it on a Geoguessur stream.

[@ermlmao]

1:45:54 SCAN FINISHED *Insane beat drop ensues*

[@Crow0036]

Got so excited when I saw the notification

[@amandamakin1542]

If Joel does Windows 11 Destruction, or any of the Beta Builds, here are some fun things to do: - Mario Forever & Sonic Gather Battle (games known to have viruses) - Using Wayback Machine to find CursorMania again - Pierre the Parrot (the old version of Bonzi Buddy)

[@luiluiruirui]

nahh he aint doin that

[@marsio_dotexe3733]

@@luiluiruirui why

[@luiluiruirui]

@@marsio_dotexe3733 don't rember :(

[@notapaperclip]

It's called Peedy you stoopid

[@plazmasyt]

Can't wait for Part 3 on May 36th! c:

[@Armleuchter96]

I've fcking lost it at the Chinese McDonalds telephone number.

[@the_Lime]

I both hate and love how I almost immediately knew which song this was, note that I was having this on as background noise so I couldn't see the screen (1:26:05)

[@guycd1]

he's actually right about the US education system though, Most people couldn't pick out any country in Europe let alone Denmark.

[@srcmini]

denmark is most certainly located in portugal

[@chainswordcs]

i agree. im bad at geography in general, but like we didnt even touch it at all in high school. i couldnt name all 50 states, let alone all countries

[@Sgt_Paco]

as a US taught person i will let you know I learned about all the countries in every other continent before we learned our own states.

[@leavemealonethx]

@@Sgt_Paco what part of the US because I know more than I would ever want to know about the USA but couldn't tell you anything about pretty much anyone else

[@UniquelyAwful]

@@leavemealonethx I’m in Ohio but similar situation, we were taught pretty extensively about modern European countries, and never touched on any US State capitals, but knowing states was elementary-level stuff

[@Generic_emo_username]

1:22:04 'specifically around that time, I remember so many Space Jam merch-' [LOUD BUZZER]

[@SalariaStudios]

16:12 Your having a conversation with your friends and show your friends your phone. But mid showing the screen you get a pop up from your mom. Talking about how she found your _____

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

dead body.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Crack stash.

[@waffleliberty89]

animated christmas tree for desktop.

[@stigrabbid589]

Stash of Canadian maple syrup?

[@senilerodent]

father

[@Backroomsbear]

I waited so long for this.

[@sleepyshinx174]

I've been waiting for this!

[@SilentEvil97]

Damn. Cosmic radiation made me lose the stream

[@redtheyiffer]

I stand by my opinion that the uncut streams of the windows destructions should be released as soon as possible and then joel can take as much as he wants with the edited version. Some people can't use twitch to watch live or the vods because the network requirement is less optimized than youtube, used to be me. It just feels like an epic exclusive knowing that the uncut stream is just there sitting when it could be uploaded sooner and it's not like it's a secret, probably 90% of his audience already saw the whole thing.

[@silaefv]

Time zones

[@Zen17h]

I second the part about Twitch streams/vods being less optimized than KZbin. With my previous connection it was unplayable while I could watch KZbin all day with no issues. Even after getting a good connection, the few times I do go on Twitch it still manages to stutter occasionally

[@zonetropper]

Joel doesnt even upload the art segments with his streams and tidbits when technical complications arise. What makes you think he is gonna change, next destruction could be uploaded in 2024 :)

[@redtheyiffer]

@@zonetropper destructions are so important for many people, a highlight of his content and the vods stop existing in like 30 days. And again, it's not like he needs to work on it, it's just like any other vod. To make things worse, he requested other people to not upload them before he does.

[@CrraVideos]

@@redtheyiffer The reason its because he wants to wait to edit the video and uploaded it on the main channel, nothing more... also necropost but

[@nikolozgilles]

This stream is very cool. But don't let that distract you from the fact that 53,000 British pounds is equivalent to 1,625,245,593.60 Vietnamese dong

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

hahahhahahhahahahaha thats a lotta dongs

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

This comment has Jixaw energy

[@metric353]

Heeheehoohoo dong means penis hoohooheehee

[@lunaticzeroone]

pp extendus

[@jolliwoodstudios]

EXPAND DONG

[@tpommischiefmaker]

Someone should tell Joel about Virus the Game. It seems like something that would be right up his alley. So far the only person who's ever recorded a playthrough of it is danooct1, so it's pretty much uncharted territory.

[@freedustin]

Joel is a dano fan as well, so I'm sure he knows.

[@amandamakin1542]

There's also actual virus games, such as Mario Forever & Sonic Gather Battle.

[@SlyHikari03]

I love the midi folder. Classic Joel.

[@amandamakin1542]

You can't have a Windows Destruction without those MIDI Files! 😄

[@SlyHikari03]

@@amandamakin1542fair

[@DefaultUser9148]

Finally After 1 year We Get a New Windows Destrucction

[@Emil215p]

this was streamed last year in august.

[@rangoreloaded]

16:13 Nightmares of the war are coming back 😨

[@neatbarker]

16:10 made me laugh so hard i fucking cried

[@Lyra_Star22]

I love the way you destroy things and give chat the business at the same time. Keep it up!

[@J053ph48]

Windows 95 and Windows ME are safe....for now

[@MSX98FMDnB]

Jesse Ventura: Think again!

[@BOKC_SkivMalarky]

45:00 when you are talking to your friend and forget what you were about to say 😂

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

10:00 oddly defensive here 42:30 Now there are fake Minecraft phone and tablet games, even though MC was ported to those devices. Prolly bc it costs ~$5 and children don't have money.

[@skewb64]

1:29:00 this is the best part

[@HUMANNETWORKTV]

I wonder if Joel thinks in the swedish language in his head

[@stigrabbid589]

Most multilingual people can think in all the languages they speak, and they can dream in any of them too.

[@senilerodent]

It is really hard to think and speak in different languages at the same time. I am bilingual, and I think in whatever language I am speaking.

[@HUMANNETWORKTV]

@@senilerodent 7

[@senilerodent]

@@HUMANNETWORKTV yes

[@araknieretro]

GOOMBA NO! Sides leaving for orbit, sir.

[@DefaultUser9148]

When windows whistler

[@RadikAlice]

Better yet, Chicago. To really bring it back

[@alphachadgaming1154]

I mean, I did have dreams about Joel before, too. But those dreams were SO WEIRD that I actually can't tell the story of what happened in that dream.

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

Joenny, blease check the badroom

[@CosmicAstra]

I got a few secondary school geography horror stories, the Denmark is in Portugal reminded me of them. Buckle up there's a lot: -A girl in my class thought Warsaw (the capital of Poland) was in Italy. -We were seeing South America in a lesson. The teacher asked "ok which large south american country doesn't have spanish as its official language?" a kid confidently shouted "ARGENTINA!", the answer was Brazil. -Right after another lesson about South America, a girl asked me "Hey Astra, how come you can speak Spanish?" I explained that my mother is Argentinian, and I learned from her, to which she responded with utter shock "oh my god they speak Spanish there? I thought they spoke argentinian..." RIGHT AFTER A LESSON ABOUT SOUTH AMERICA. -We were talking about time zones, teacher asked "There are 8 hours of difference between London and Beijing. If it's 12 pm in London, what time would it be in Beijing?" most people answered 6 pm. -We had to complete a map of Europe. A kid asked if someone knew the name of a very tiny eastern country. A girl confidently answered it was Yugosalvia. We all looked at her like she had 3 heads and told her "no it's not, Yugoslavia isn't a thing anymore.". She looked so baffled like "B-but I saw it on a map!". Girl, your map was outdated.

[@batterybrainz]

The thing I’m most amazed by is the timezone part. How did so many people come to that same wildly incorrect conclusion. Just how.

[@CosmicAstra]

@@MaTaMaDia when you have a good grade to get, yes, you're supposed to care. That's how school works. Then you can forget everything once you're out 💀

[@itryen7632]

And here it is, ladies and gentlemen.

[@ArkDoggo]

I am so fucking excited

[@jummgumm3947]

The American education system is really bad. I would be surprised if most my friends knew was Portugal or Denmark even was. I only know because I was interested in so many things, so I looked into them myself.

[@amandamakin1542]

Official Windows OSes that have no Windows Destruction Videos yet: - Windows ME (Windows 2000 was done, but not ME) - Windows 11 - Windows Chicago (Windows 95 Beta) - Windows Nashville (Beta of an unreleased Windows 96 - Windows Memphis (Windows 98 Beta) - Windows Neptune (Windows 2000 Beta) - Windows Millennium (Windows ME Beta) - Windows Whistler Pre-Luna (Windows XP Beta 1) - Windows Whistler Post-Luna (Windows XP Beta 2) - 7 (Windows 7 Beta) Other OSes: - Ubuntu Linux Destruction (sort of...it is more of a custom OS) - Google Chromebook Destruction - There's plenty of unofficial Windows OSes too, like Windows Gold Edition, but just to be safe, install those on an OS inside a Virtual Machine, not your actual PC via Virtual Machine. - And recently, unofficial Linux OSes, which Joel has already attempted to destroy (one called Hannah Montana OS) Also, an iPhone or Android Destruction would be interesting too; seeing all those cursed apps & other stuff.

[@Eurobeat_fan]

That midi of bohemian rhapsody is so groovy

[@wikedsuperlinklive]

I've noticed that he kept saying waiting for a part 3 to come out even though this is part 3

[@zinc_ave]

"You have Netflix right?" "Not exactly" 0:01

[@Sugamoto_Magazaki]

GOOMBA WANTS TO GOOMB

[@miimiiandco]

Actually, an episode of Super Mario World shows that Mario is in fact Santa.

[@itsumayo]

Legend has it to this day Joel’s treasure trove of snusk juice still exists to this day

[@TallTapper]

bye bye longhorn funny

[@kookyinthecoconuts]

Sees the notification: Immediate Serotonin Achieved

[@alexkubrat3868]

Destroying unreleased Windows OS? Good Joel, good. Thomas wants to know your location.

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

1:17:14 This is the fastest I've ever heard joel speak

[@JeShi-o]

Tomás. Leave, please.

[@PaulMeranda]

oh, neato.

[@Flash_Fire36]

Still waiting for that android destruction. Those Russians are waiting.

[@senilerodent]

We are waiting.

[@OperatorMax1993]

i wish Joel would make a part 2 of Mdickie's Popscene would love to see the continuation UFO Prono 2 : Revengeance

[@MisterWatchmanTheVoid]

Goomba Loading Screen

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

the absolute worst stream you have done in recent memory, absolute recommended viewing

[@littlehollowoldseenewvideo1198]

33:33 saving my spot

[@KapitanPazur1]

I am still waiting for that part 3, Joel. Where is it?

[@kudafolf1348]

1:51:00 is where the end begins

[@cap6733]

is it safe to assume part 3 never happened considering this is labeled part 3 but he keeps talking about part 3 in the video

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

BEST VALUE

[@langtonlion64]

1:45:53 Scan finished

[@skarpevindkast]

wait holy shit part 3?

[@thetristanfrantz]

1:22:05 Ok, so I like to play video games while listening to these streams, and I was playing Hearts of Iron IV, changing the color of one of my army's insignias, and then that buzzing sound played and I thought the game was telling me "No" 😂

[@TaxEvasionUS]

Joel, when are you going to make another GTA IV Livestream video? I've been waiting for a few months already

[@Chaosian]

A pretty shit destruction, but a glorious stream.

[@inukoinu.k9]

41:15 mood

[@ivansimonov6076]

59:06

[@FreemanBBFQ]

And another one!

[@luissantiago5163]

Awesome! Let's go!

[@IamANONYMOUS999]

Ah yes

[@ivansimonov6076]

58:14

[@w4str]

seems that jobel forgot to upload this back in 2020 lol

[@w4str]

@@PatRyk738 he sould just get some1 to upload for him tbh if he can be so late with it

[@zonetropper]

@@PatRyk738 red star os is uploaded tho. Watched few months ago. Vineos is on the charity channel but could be unlisted

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

Whomas teh spank mengine.

[@Mel0nCake404]

1:23:17 Spooked the hell outta me lol

[@WILLWOODFANEPIC]

FINLAND

[@SputnikKaiser]

When is Snowgrave 🥺

[@Flash_Fire36]

It's Swedish snow grave now.

[@SputnikKaiser]

@@Flash_Fire36 Huh? WDYM

[@Auxiliary13]

@@SputnikKaiser probably cause it's winter

[@SputnikKaiser]

@@Auxiliary13 Did he say anything about the Deltarune evil run recently

[@Auxiliary13]

@@SputnikKaiser not sure sorry - haven't watched a live stream in a long time

[@WILLWOODFANEPIC]

Wait he said part 3 is coming but it is part 3?

[@darksoulsismycity]

I hate the Longhorn logo, it's just a stupidly oversimplified bull made out of lines and yet it infuriates me so much how that is supposed to be Windows.

[@Emil215p]

Pretty sure it was never supposed to be named longhorn for public release just like the code name of XP was Whistler and the codename of Windows 7 was Blackcomb, etc.

[@darksoulsismycity]

@@Emil215p I know, but i still viscerally hate it. Almost makes me glad Joel destroyed it.

[@Rafaëlwl16]

WINDOWS 11

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

Fuck yeah

[@SailorMoon126]

Here before it becomes popular.

[@fakeporpss3237]

Bruh.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

you say that like joel vods are extremely popular (which of course, they are.)

[@thesoulkz]

But are you popular?

[@andrejadolar8364]

14:04, 28:25, 30:30, 1:21:54

[@nilsq7368]

It would be cool if you played doom again.

[@krill6969]

Next is windows 11

[@cheesycoke]

Anyone know which stream it was where Joel told the Midtown Madness story?

[@RadikAlice]

I don't remember, but I think it was one where he tried a bunch of old games, and among them there was a 3D game where you drive around a city like Crazy Taxi IIRC It was a demo. Then after getting bored of it, he started editing and replacing game files for fun

[@gokuthekiller7520]

@@RadikAlice i have the feeling that was one of the Shareware Madness

[@gokuthekiller7520]

I think Shareware Madness Part 14.

[@PancakeRAPTURE]

My high school didn’t teach us geography

[@governor_explosion]

Mine did, but I’m sure a lot of the information I learned is out of date at this point.

[@RadikAlice]

They did teach you about where places are in your own country, right?

[@ebnertra0004]

​Walmart is over there

[@PancakeRAPTURE]

@@RadikAlice you’d be surprised. I went to a bad filler school where the majority of the students would either torture the teacher into not teaching, or cut class and smoke weed at the gas station across the street.

[@RadikAlice]

@@PancakeRAPTURE With that context, yeah sounds about right

[@joannelacta]

YASSSSS FINALLY ANOTHER WINDOWS DESTRUCTION 🔥🔥🔥

[@progect3548]

i need the sex mattress image for research purposes

[@brandonrogers5207]

Invite your dad for a video

[@Expansionization]

Hej, Joel :)

[@dragonfire013]

Poggers

[@RetroRageasaurus]

1:16:55 *SkeletonPls*