[Vinesauce] Joel - Worst Of Playstation

The real deserved game for the Playstation mini.
Date streamed: 9 Nov, 2018
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[@vargskelethorfull]

3:17 Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes 59:31 Patriotic Pinball 1:17:33 E.T 1:33:32 Hooters Road Trip 2:05:14 Barbie: Explorer 2:20:25 Cheesy

[@grugspro]

In the Barbie game if you listen closely to the menu theme, you can faintly hear a BLJ

[@angelyeas]

You missed the annotation for the E.T porn.

[@keikuru1]

༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ I miss my home planet, Joel.

[@rustyshackleford4370]

Spyro stream when???

[@Jason97]

Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams Play Postal 2 already. Please?

[@icychill105]

I want to hear LGR and joel have a conversation as duke nukem

[@spiderplant]

MAKE A PETITION

[@srcheddar]

PLEASE, THIS HAS TO HAPPEN!

[@leidelend5021]

I will pay my college tuiton for that to happen

[@virgobro2025]

In their Duke Nukem voices

[@V1VISECT6]

I want LGR to play Hooters Road Trip on PC.

[@lisalisa4135]

For some reason I always imagined John St. John to look like John Cena. It was like a surprise when I saw John St. John looking normal.

[@farmzombie]

I can't beleive PS Classic omitted Bubsy 3D and Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi. Such a waste.

[@spiderjerusalem100]

Also the game based on the Phantom menace, what a......classic???

[@QuietMutt]

He's already played Bubsy 3D before which is maybe why he didn't include it in this stream?

[@vicentecollao2288]

@@spiderjerusalem100 That game wasn't that bad but I remember it being brutally hard.

[@cerwiggle1609]

D A R T H V A D E R V E R S U S H O R

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Vicente Collao bubsy 3d is a good game, facts

[@superstinkybeans]

Ahh ps1 and n64 days where you could be stuck for days on a puzzle and have no internet to look it up, and it turns out to be a fence you didn’t know was climbable

[@SpaceSkeletonDragon]

We definitely did have the internet during the N64 days. It's how I found that one key in the water temple for the first time back in 98.

[@capt_nugget]

@@SpaceSkeletonDragon not like everyone had access to that

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

​@capt_nugget ye, or even know of the equivalent BBS(?) or Usenet forums back then, which weren't particularly famous or super publicized

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

you could go to the library, i know i did that when my moms side of the family didn't have internet

[@NesstheEchidna]

On second thought let's not go to the Land of the Babes. 'Tis a silly place.

[@ShokoArc]

Wtf During the E. T. Game Joel sounds in a JPEG quality

[@SilentEvil97]

Thats the best Comment Ive read in a while.

[@Jerma987]

Bad Gaem = Bad Seound

[@BunnLilah]

It's because Joel is actually a JPEG but he uses AI upscaling to sound normal. Don't tell anyone the secret!

[@jaydeh_2]

*PlayStation 0* when?

[@rompevuevitos222]

I'ts called PolyStation

[@tobbeborislyba]

Something *SNES CD

[@rompevuevitos222]

Duke Nukem: Time to kill One of the best PS1 games available Duke Nukem: Land of the babes just let it die

[@milesedgeworth132]

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes [LET IT DIE EDITION]

[@TheGreatDanish]

It looks like they just copied a bunch of animations and shit from tomb raider and tweaked them slightly.

[@fombocombo]

Divine duality of Nukem.

[@itsdawheelchair2307]

It's Nut: Land of the Bab.

[@JoLiKMC]

1:37:33 - "I'm just gonna fuck around here, for a minute, okay?" That should be the tag-line to _all_ of Joel's streams.

[@VulpesHilarianus]

"He's a pretty heavy drinker? Well I'm sad that this game drove him to do that." Ow.

[@CrashMcCloudX29]

Joel does an amazing Duke Nukem impression

[@Curlyheart]

You should hear lgr duke nukem voice

[@quizarorobzaqu8558]

@@Curlyheart perfectt

[@Masupups]

Welcome to the club, Joel's had more than enough practice

[@thecatrooms]

Daaamn MY NAME is Joe Dukem

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

Caddicarus is the only reason Cheesy has ever been seen by the world.

[@itsmemrnukki]

Got miluk?

[@mariopikaman1]

That's how he does it in his garden

[@Octopuswithcorn]

Classics of game 005

[@smudgetwo]

that cheesy bastard

[@queencancerous5332]

And Classics of Game

[@bloodrunsclear]

Duke: Nobody kills my babes...except me!

[@10poundsofcrap]

not relevant but if the ps1 mini does not have pepsiman on it, its a no from me

[@expendableround6186]

Zenkho >American console >Japanese game What’s wrong with this picture?

[@wurstbrat.]

I think it was a joke, friends.

[@lauv1150]

@Heavy Metal Collector [[joke would be funi haha if yonoid 2 was released on ps1, or you wrote bubsy 3d]

[@JayDubayu316]

LSD would be nice too

[@doclouis4236]

No LSD Dream emulator, no buy.

[@MandyDeadite]

Joel not understanding how HOOTERS work is priceless.

[@SpaceSkeletonDragon]

I know, right? It's always hilarious when people don't understand things they don't have any knowledge of. Swedish people and Hooters, for example, or Americans and literally the rest of the universe

[@NickGoblin]

@@SpaceSkeletonDragon amen brother. I still make fun of my Canadian friends for bagged milk. Ignorance is our forte.

[@FaraFellow]

joel's pure bewildered joy at things that are super mundane to me is always my fave part of these streams lmao on one of his geoguessr streams he wandered around my university campus like it was a tourist destination

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

​@@FaraFellow🙌🏻☺️💓

[@Basomga]

I like how his microphone gets shitty randomly, and he never acknowledges it lol

[@zerir.3726]

bro imagine being a gramma driving with your grandkids down and theyre yelling "mcdonalds, mcdonalds!" and you pull into mcdragans

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

"It feels like I'm playing a Sierra game!" *Duke Nukem pulls out his magic map.*

[@farmzombie]

I M I S S M Y H O M E P L A N E T

[@FluffySenpai420]

halfway through the stream (a little bit through E.T.) a weird low quality phaser effect happens??? I've seen mutes and other audio related things. but this I've only seen on some of Joel's vids??????

[@loneronin6813]

"I've come to make John Carpenter movie references and kick ass...and I'm all out of references." :P

[@MrDmoney156]

The PlayStation Classic was missing Russian Bootlegs

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

1:33:27 is great. It's like a gradual descent in quality while Joel remains completely optimistic and straight-faced.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Bubsy 4D, coming to theaters near you

[@TravestyJunction]

Bubsy 4K

[@mikeoxlong1395]

What could possibly go wrong?

[@copyrightclaim3541]

Joel, I know you might never see this, but Ranch to me (as an amurican) is the UNIVERSAL CONDIMENT. I put it on pizza, burgers, hotdogs, 'freedom fries', potatos, veggies, it goes on EVERYTHING!

[@phoenixwright1465]

E.T for the Playstation is the creepiest thing I seen all month.

[@bingle6271]

Imagine duke nukem expressing his love for free form jazz

[@stonedbeaver]

The stream turned in to poltergeist at the end 😁 The bad sound quality with the reverb sounds like the little girl after she disappears in to the other dimension.

[@chaffXgrenade]

Is it just me, or has Joel's Duke Nukem impression gotten better over time...? 😁

[@eea736]

It definitely has lol

[@darknessml6145]

Is that *DOOKI NOOKI* in tge thumbnail?!

[@migu1823]

my wife took the kids

[@sadriposting]

my kid took the wifes

[@phalanxiatheroan863]

Great, now you've got more time to play Hooters.

[@crystalalumina]

Good

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

I don't understand how they could not put any crash on the classic.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Activision

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

@@FlameOfUdun96 ah, that one word speaks volumes.

[@expendableround6186]

Ghoulish Gamer As if the N. Sane trilogy doesn’t exist...

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

@@expendableround6186 perhaps you don't understand the purpose of these classic systems. The point is to put the CLASSIC games on the thing.

[@italianfoodname534]

I don't know why they've put the original Persona it

[@vahlok1426]

I actually fondly remember at least two Duke Nukem 3rd person games; Time to Kill and Zero Hour. Never played Land of the Babes, but it more or less looks like TtK, just not as good.

[@zarcodia7752]

1:37:55 King Crimson strikes again

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

K E K K A D A K E D A

[@MelodyOo]

Desert Bus on PS1 is the best PS1 game.

[@AlyphRat]

no pyongyang racing is better

[@MelodyOo]

@@AlyphRat I heard Streamer Simulator on PS1 is better.

[@SamHintz]

I can't wait for Cheesy to brick my playstation mini.

[@pepeazul1237]

Why go by bus when you can go with grandma

[@Mario583a]

This is why: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYi7hYyEfZZ5gKM

[@pepeazul1237]

!!!you are right both guys!!!

[@amazydaisybackup3966]

@@Mario583a comment of the year award goes to

[@Terabit3]

Pepe, Your profile pic is goddamn terrifying

[@dingdongbells3314]

Sony, really? Why no Nut Land of The Babs for playstation classic?

[@siltdoctor3478]

Joel’s patriotic pinball theme is the funniest thing I heard all month

[@kayiscrispy]

BARBIE EXPLORER USED TO BE MY ABSOLUTE _JAM_ WHEN I WAS 7 but gaw dam is that game harder than it looks

[@TheOmegaGamer]

My naaame is Nut Nutem

[@systemmonitor5295]

Sweet Christmas, Joel is REALLY bad at Duke. I've never been frustrated before, even when his plays are bad, but this was the one tipped me over the edge and I've been shouting at my phone screen.

[@screamybingus707]

Yeah, and god forbid you DARE to point that out. People would just start shitting on you for having a WRONG OPINION. Like for fuck's sake, both Joel and Vinny can be completely fucking inept or downright autistic at something (Vinny's Cry of Fear streams come to mind), and it's always the game's fault, never theirs, be it fucking around while an NPC gives them vital information or ignoring a big-ass pop-up with the new objective and then complaining "what do??!?!". I mean damn, I unsubbed from Vinny's fullsauce channel a while ago because of this shit, wouldn't want to unsub from Joel. That's just physically painful at times.

[@itsStephJM]

rollin_in_the_foil honestly joel being a moron half of the time is some of the best parts of the stream for me sometimes

[@AngusBeer]

Are there audio problems with this stream? Mainly when he's watching Cheesey

[@RoyStorey]

yeah i noticed it too, thought it was something on my end

[@linkfreak911]

39:09 my favorite joel quote

[@Jacktrack7]

I swear to God that Duke Nukem game looks bad but Joel incompetence and inability to pay attention to the simplest of things makes the game look thrice as bad.

[@super_pretendo]

Is that Hooters music just a loop of the intro riff to Trustcompany's Downfall?

[@danem2215]

Every stripclub I've ever seen in America looks like that. It's just some dingy shack/bar in the middle of nowhere.

[@SailorCutie]

holy FUCK joel i laughed so hard when u started singing during the patriotic pinball intro im ded...

[@Jargonfox]

Patriotic pinball is fucking amazing, used to play that game quite a bit when I was a kid, tho being finnish and all I never realized that the game was US themed.

[@sadriposting]

PERKELE

[@Jargonfox]

@Isaac Travers Oh I do think I noticed the flag but other than that I don't think I noticed the... US-ness of the game, lol, same with VHS of this old animated movie called 'The Adventures of the American Rabbit', I just never really paid attention to the 'murica themes. Ofcourse I'd now notice it all right away, but yeah around that time I was like 12 or something (10+ years older now) and didn't use the internet so all that US stuff didn't matter to me at all really.

[@dncewzrd]

Vinny played both ET and the Hooters game on a shovelware showcase stream right?

[@xCynder]

Holy shit, I haven’t seen that Infogrames logo in years. What a throwback

[@d0ctahp3ppah]

DN: Land of the Babes is like Syphon Filter if Syphon Filter sucked.

[@sadriposting]

so the last syphon filter game?

[@driftercarbon]

So at the end of the game, Duke succumbs to Death By Snusnu? There were things on PS1 that I would struggle to call games that are worse than some of these, but these are certainly up there. Anyone notice that Joel actually got better at the Barbie game when he was listening to Crash music?

[@dallia1]

I remember playing Duke Nukem land of the babes as a 5-year-old at my Nan's house. Hm.

[@TheDabeavis]

There is a sort of Pinball emulator called Visual PinMAME, it's a bit of a pain to set up though since you need both pinball ROMs emulated by PinMame as well as the Visual Pinball table that recreates the machine itself. But of course when you do there's a whole ton of machines that likely won't be recreated in The Pinball Arcade for licensing reasons, also you can't buy any of the Bally or Williams tables in TPA anymore since they lost the license to them.

[@vicentecollao2288]

Why dont just playing that Pinball game from Microsoft games then? It has a shitton of pinball machines.

[@axllaw427]

1:18:28 Joel has lost it even more. Even better at 0.25 speed

[@Mephaistus]

Huh.. i thoughed Duke Nukem LotB wasnt that bad to me, i played it alot when i was young... i now i shouldnt have but i was a rebel

[@BunnLilah]

I fucking lost it when the walkthrough of that Duke Nukem game had the same amount of wandering and cluelessness that Joel did.

[@boattownboysracing]

Just went to hooters for the first time today (July 4th, 2023) simply because of this video Truly an American tradition 🫡 🇺🇸

[@Lonewolf6565]

Watching him pretend to be bad at playing during Land of the Babes is borderline unwatchable... Stop forcing bad gameplay by pretending. Just play the fucking game.

[@grugspro]

2:24:03 Sony did what Joel said, they made another video game crash happen

[@JomasterTheSecond]

I've got tank controls of steel.

[@captainjurgh8142]

It's me. VARGKE NUKEM

[@Somescrub]

I would buy the Playstation Classic if they had these games and nothing but.

[@tonythebologna4790]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@crab_emoji]

@@tonythebologna4790 He comments pretty regularly on Joel's videos, the comments just usually don't make it very far up

[@sonicplys64]

Nothing butt ay?

[@thename9390]

I like the game becuz tites :)

[@vicentecollao2288]

@@papabear5935 Oh man you know your shit. Gubble is an absolutely underrated classic!

[@mitsota101]

I like that Joel describes Jazz the way that people who don't like metal describe it. "Just do whatever you want, it's just playing random notes as fast as you can"

[@BloodrealmX]

I mean, that's literally freeform jazz. Smooth jazz is pretty good, though.

[@xCynder]

Huh.. that Static X cover of Duke’s theme is actually pretty good

[@vicentecollao2288]

To be fair Static-X is not that bad of a band. It has that nu-metal stink but also a recognizable sound between all the crap metal from the 00's.

[@quizarorobzaqu8558]

@@vicentecollao2288 nu metal is not that bad. Common hatred. Slipknot is in that...

[@vicentecollao2288]

@@quizarorobzaqu8558 Slipknot is not the best example to be honest, Iowa and self title are good but the rest.... Im sure there are more good nu metal bands i dont know their names but come on. It's better than the terrible alt metal of 2000s though! That's something.

[@vicentecollao2288]

@Joe Average Nothingface and Deftones come to mind

[@charli-cuti]

Barbie Bandicoot

[@Krbyfan1]

McDragan's looks like some seedy adult bookstore I would pass by on the Interstate in the middle of Nebraska

[@Rawrpuppeh]

Yeah.. But will I be able to play Lightspan games on it?!?!

[@niklasvfx]

It's time to kick gum and chew ass.

[@labenvenci1584]

1:48:30 Red Vox sounds great.

[@GamayObera]

Konami releasing a *TurboGrafx-16 Mini,* never.

[@TemmiePlays]

you would get a pachinko portable instead

[@ilackedtheheart]

Joel's rant on Hooters is the kind of commentary that always brings me back to this channel.

[@freduardo7499]

1:39:09 stream became a RuPaul's Drag Race skit for a moment

[@Nevalster]

Dirty

[@tadstrange1465]

Hooters made games? Why? Who bought that? Ok, probably a lot of people because it's Hooters, but come on...why does that exist?

[@renakunisaki]

Take shitty game, add Hooters, ???, Profit!

[@Abdega]

Fun fact: in Japan, Hooters and Sonic the Hedgehog had a promotional deal together

[@vicentecollao2288]

@@Abdega Wow that explains all the hooters/sonic stuff in rule34

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I thought that Duke Nukem game was Manhattan Project for a second. MP was actually a pretty decent sidescroller ngl

[@brashcandicoot7914]

Joel's voice in certain sections sounds like he's one if the souls of the dammed or a wandering spirit

[@jonathanquezada9648]

Ps2 Madness part 2 when ?

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

Mic quality dropped fast near the end

[@Doogle946]

B O T A N I C U S 2

[@karlsmith4270]

E.T.? Oh god I have this game. And it's made by the same people that gave us awesome retro compilations.

[@AlTheJuggernaut]

1:39:09

[@PSXDRIVERPLAYERBSTH]

2:00 - Who uses DualShock anyway, original controller is Where It's At

[@namename9678]

How dare you Jobel! I love that Duki Nuki game. Now I am sad forever.

[@Yourname942]

Joel if you ever come to Connecticut, go during Autumn when the leaves are all different colors! Also, you have to try J Timothy's dirt wings (they are delicious hot wings)

[@GunRunner106]

if ya ever want to play a good duke nukem - try playing duke nukem: zero hour.... graphics are worse then this one, i guess, but it is still, imo, the best of em ....

[@clsxalghazanth3757]

Time to Kill is also better than this one

[@criticscooby]

This vod wasn't muted back than and these mutings are totally unnecessary.

[@iAussieGuy]

When you go down to the hooters, better drink some some beer.

[@kylesoler4139]

1:58:36 Baja California Peninsula is basically a toilet apparently.

[@TheElectricRaichu]

The Duke Nukem game didn't look as bad as Joel said. Sure it doesn't look that great, but he made it sound worse than it was from him playing poorly to him criticizing features that made sense.

[@blankname3816]

Whenever I hear the Duke Nukem theme now all I can think of is DUCK from 3d movie maker

[@phantomlimbs1]

My name is * N U T*

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Nerf Bastion

[@Watanga10]

Wow. I actually played Barbie Adventure for the PC. It got challenging (after a bit) but I used to think of it as kid's first Tomb Raider

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

The japanese line-up is different compared to the American one... We can't get nice things...

[@mainsmain]

What about the European one?

[@CobaltAU]

@@mainsmain European line up is identical to the north american on afaik

[@phoenixwright1465]

No, that's wrong. All the good games started in Japan, like my series.

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

Hey, Joel. I think there was language error in Duke Nukem.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

So like, I'm not the only one who noticed Joel sounded like he reached muffled ascension during Extra Testicle am I?

[@xox945]

he's a man with many days spent