[Vinesauce] Vinny - Android Trash 5

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[@InstallaFriend]

just letting u know we upgraded the wolf

[@crazyluigi6664]

They have been upgraded now...

[@MrWolfSnack]

did you mean the wolf?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

r/nocontext

[@sh0bez]

Joseph the dragon maybe

[@hugoc.m.7727]

we have upgraded puro

[@HarrisBoe]

10:31 I find it very disturbing that the horse has clearly left space for someone to join him in the bed.

[@crazyluigi6664]

It's all ogre now...

[@joaopereira471]

10:09 and when you go to his bed. he will transform in this and haunt your life forever. even after death.

[@Adar512]

Harris : he clearly want to f**k with vinny HELP HIM

[@HeisenbergPictures]

G o d i s. D e a d

[@hayridetoo]

Join me Joel...

[@Keeby]

I thought it was another ad when I started the video

[@FoneBone64]

same here

[@aturchomicz821]

yeeeeaw

[@caydenl.4878]

same

[@lizzieva1646]

Lol same

[@jadethritis215]

Same

[@TehSkullKid]

"Hello..." "hmm..." "what's happening" "I just want to tell you that they have been upgraded now" "did you mean the wolf?" "yes, of course" For some reason, this exchange is just incredibly unnerving

[@Darth_Revan25]

That horse game is genuinely cursed. I was uncomfortable the whole time watching it.

[@mweeee]

It's probably made intentionally creepy like the cat game

[@GewelReal]

Mr. Netch that cat game isnt creepy at all. Just cringy

[@mweeee]

Gewel My point was, that they both probably weren't serious attempts at a kids app

[@smallsnake4790]

Gewel ✔ *cough* JUMPSCARE.

[@SnakeArtists]

You all play the game so yea

[@ramonestefano]

Rope hero dies in infinity war.

[@Kirbyfan87827]

Yeah, he hung himself.

[@crazyluigi6664]

He didn't feel so good that day...

[@Circuitssmith]

He didn’t die so good!

[@HarrisBoe]

I think you mean “Revengencers: Limitless Battle”

[@HoChiMints2007]

*PURA*

[@omaror4942]

Seeing Vinny get legitimately uncomfortable at the horse game live was a very scary experience

[@SleepyAdam]

I thought he had legitimately lost it. Like the game just broke him.

[@FurryMcMemes]

That shit was so unnerving, I swear I had a nightmare that night yet the horse itself wasn't in the nightmare.

[@ultraferret1072]

CUE THE PEPPER COYOTE SONG

[@eggsbenedict7711]

0:53 I like how vinny tries to imitate Spongebob when he talks, but speaks normally when Mrs. Puff does

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yep.

[@josemoreirafilho8108]

That's because Vinny doesn't know most of the SpongeBob characters and what they sound like in the show, considering he's an 80s guy so he didn't impress Mrs. Puff.

[@LeersMeers]

I was legitimately spooked when the talking horse appeared on my screen

[@DCNRS90YT]

Same here.

[@cristiancoelho722]

Leers Meers it looks like the rape horse of berserk

[@fsfredrikson]

@poop lord Exactly! That’s exactly what I was thinking!

[@brandokalrizian]

Same

[@mmmmhf]

Leers Meers same

[@gmoney7424]

The really scary thing about that "pokemon cat ghost game" is that the creator put in some seriously bad code. You could play for like 5 minutes and your phone would straight up overheat and start frame skipping.

[@joaopereira471]

GMoney you have played that game. ins't it? the pocket kitten cat GO (name of this game) must be horrorific and terrible but the music must be discovered to put in creepypasta videos backgrounds

[@hydrorobot6610]

Also the game has a screamer in it

[@joaopereira471]

HydroRobot screamer?

[@hydrorobot6610]

João Pereira a screamer is just a douche way to scare someone, it's like the shitty version of a jumpscare

[@joaopereira471]

HydroRobot i know what screamer is. i mean if that pocket kitten cat GO had a screamer

[@FatalKitsune]

I like how even in the edited KZbin version of this, Vinny still makes us experience the ads. He wants us to know what suffering is like.

[@MrWolfSnack]

The funnier ones get left in.

[@katrinagwyn3768]

And the demonic horse

[@kesamu]

@@katrinagwyn3768 LOVED the fact that the ad for Talking Horse where Horsed on

[@muhrizqiardi]

PURA

[@BeavisSaves]

I really feel bad for the kids who are growing up with this shit as their formative/only games.

[@MrWolfSnack]

...and their parents are clueless Starbucks-drinking Versace millenials that don't know what a N64 is and think the PS3 has bad graphics and is "so old".

[@k-leb4671]

MrWolfSnack A very specific description.........

[@AnAmericanMusician]

@@k-leb4671 But not inaccurate.

[@atmmachine11]

@@MrWolfSnack Unless their parents are 13 I dont think thats very accurate. Im 21 (not a parent and dont plan to be) and as a child I played N64 and Super Nintendo as they were the only two consoles I owned for a long time. You were also still able to rent/buy N64 games from blockbuster when I was a kid. I guess tldr; grouping tens of thousands of people together doesent really work.

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@atmmachine11 I mean, I'm 14 and I know what N64 and SNES are. Heck, I collect old gaming stuff

[@GamayObera]

5:34 Joel did a cameo in this ad and he didn't tell it to us...

[@mochiman6307]

Nah it would be more vulgar

[@joelymammoth9936]

there isn't enough MIDIs

[@3three3three3three]

Gamay Obera he was also the skeleton. he's also vinny.

[@MikoMango23]

V I T T O R Y !

[@Ranzord95]

Bootleg Joel jool

[@scribbles_2004]

4:23 He knows he lives in a fake pokemon go game,and he's trying to get out. Vinny help the kitty cat

[@Spaceman404.]

Talking Horse demands sacrifice, Vine-Boy. Payment in burning glitchy skeletons.

[@captainjurgh8142]

3:46 Modern app games in general.

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yep.

[@Champoy000]

Look like satire (even though it's probably not).

[@armoredsquirrel]

​@@Champoy000 I remember a game like this but with Tom and Jerry, so it it's not satire, it was an early content farm

[@toilet6636]

*PRESS P TO START*

[@GewelReal]

Pee

[@melanyuxart6153]

*P*

[@tornadomimicyclone6707]

More like: Press P to pay respects Press F to start

[@sergioescobar1391]

Choose your character: Hanazuki the Moonflower as Mario.

[@sergioescobar1391]

The Smash Bros Ultimate roster is looking promising...is what I'd say if Waluigi was playable.

[@Bigga_]

*PAUSE* *PRESS P* *TO START*

[@thefakepie1126]

like how does that work ?

[@cassidystratton1802]

*Loud mario bros sound effects begin to loop*

[@ascendedcat260]

*YOU WIN*

[@stupidass69420]

*HANAZUKI*

[@4EJT]

*LEVEL COMPLETE*

[@MrTrippleAAA]

I find the ad at 10:09 way more amusing than intended with the horse head.

[@orugacrest]

for a second i thought that was the literal ad

[@epicgamer2864_]

I was about to go to bed

[@Plazmin]

h̵̦͈̰͙̣̏̆͜ỏ̷̲͕̪̼̯̍͗r̷̻̱̖̝̽̅̑͌̑̊̈͌̕ş̶̢̂̂́͐́̐̇̔͑̏͝e̸̖͎̖̰̫̯͇̺̙̻̘̅͛͊̇͒̏̍̄̀̄͋̓͘͠

[@MidnighterOfficial]

ȟ̼̠̲̺̭̺͕͉̱̙̾͗̐̕o̷̢̜̤͍̮̗̬̮͛̿̓͋̓̃̚̕ṛ͈͉̜̫̞̜̝͚͌̅͑́̽̄̏̾̕͟s̛͓̜͉̝͎̪͆̀̾́̎͌̄̽͟ę̷̨̝͖̻̯͔̒̇̈̀̄̿̓ͅͅ

[@TwitterMutual]

boom boom boom

[@echo_soldier]

I was watching the stream, tabbed out, and tabbed back in to 9:08. I had never been more scared and confused during a stream in my life.

[@KiddKota]

When I saw the ad I could not even sleep just seening it

[@Astianatte592]

discount shilling Joel was the highlight of this stream

[@fsfredrikson]

Discount shilling Joel with no Swedish accent.

[@Mick_92]

e p i c l o o t

[@loggers5246]

I hate that ad

[@PeppermintMocha]

Just picture yourself in this situation: You're a fairly young taxi driver, around age 25. You live in a bustling city, similar to that of New York. One day you're doing your daily commute as per usual, but as you pull up to an intersection you notice something strange. You can't pin it down, but it appears to be some sort of strange, spider-rope hero with a hat. As you turn left, he turns to you with a shotgun, and shouts "PURA" through his mask. Quickly after, he starts to violently shake while aiming a shotgun at your car. Quickly, you try to run from this menacing man creature, but he's quick on the draw, and kills you.

[@Medicesca]

I live for the Android showcases, which is ironic, because they drain my will to live

[@siqxyre8473]

Medicesca you are a masochist, my friend.

[@santaclauds6331]

3:46 im out of breath ive been laughing at this for so long

[@Arufi000]

SAME

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

i know!

[@Sperkins97]

5:34 good to know what joels been up to lately

[@KableKidd]

7:29 Wow, this is a violent game! *Guy casually blows himself up* ...

[@crunchytoast4993]

I never thought I'd be scared of a horse

[@sailorshark3334]

Have you ever heard of a manga called Berserk

[@biddyfox]

Have you ever been near a horse

[@crunchytoast4993]

?

[@muggz7752]

The niggas are crazy,they WILL eat a human

[@okoder]

*god is dea d*

[@_trashmandan_2903]

1:08 Has anyone else realized that Ms. Puffs’s idle animation is the model being stretched?

[@shadoweevee1286]

3:21 That music was stolen from a SNES game called Stunt Race FX. I played that game a lot as a child.

[@twinmillario1452]

That's what I thought too.

[@Toadthefungi]

I was gonna say, that music sounded too good to be in a trashy mobile game lol

[@AndyNewman95]

Me too

[@TheDerpyDolphin]

I thought it sounded familiar

[@Tim5corpion]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@wimpyapple8093]

That talking horse app is the perfect thing to make a creepypasta out of.

[@mrgameboy5727]

omergad yer bewbs der soccerballs

[@crazyluigi6664]

YOU THINK *THAT'S* BAD!?

[@mrgameboy5727]

Crazy Luigi rEmEmBeR dE tIeM i WoN a TiCkEt To MeXiCo WiTh BiLl CoSbY

[@kpando4952]

Mr GameBoy sovietwomble jermah vinesauce for me

[@amoru1012]

1:22

[@randtastik]

**Insert cutaway gag where Peter won a ticket to Mexico with Bill Cosby**

[@diegojimenez466]

Talking horse emote when?

[@Mick_92]

vineCursed

[@vincevog5184]

Did you mean the wolf?

[@denellhunter1253]

@@vincevog5184 yes of course.

[@sackfu7952]

Never. Talking horse is incapable of emotion. All it knows is pain and suffering.

[@HeisenbergPictures]

We got you covered 🐴🐎

[@Birdyboys]

Lord how many times have I seen that sadistic Beat Up The Sack Guy ad

[@joaopereira471]

it looks like little inferno but without the life lessons

[@123toonreloaded9]

It was called Kick the Buddy

[@duroorud527]

there is a much bloody version of that buddy game that i fookin love

[@Ramieru]

7:22 The exact moment where Kira Yoshikage dies but then Killer Queen suddenly makes the ambulance explode.

[@mannmctrash]

part 6 never d u w a n g

[@crowedarken]

*SHINING, JUSTICE, MEBAETE*

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

Alternative ending to part 4

[@Bargingo475]

I thought that was a real ad

[@MajorReckerFailure]

Yep

[@Mudkip971]

"Hill climbing bus simulator?" *bus crashes into hill*

[@dapifyyt]

yep that is what happened good job

[@sadcena]

9:00 Top 10 Photos taken before disaster

[@joaopereira471]

Sad Cena your pic is also in this list?

[@LocalSlav]

Sad Cena *CENA MIDI INTENSIFIES*

[@koenmetekohy1296]

Nice Vargskelethor Joel reference for your name and profile picture

[@gamergaming00]

@@koenmetekohy1296 lmao you didn't need to point out the reference, that makes it awkward.

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

JAN SHENA CAN YOU SEA MEH I CANT SEA U

[@beggarsbazooka9517]

I came here just to say that the Wolf has been upgraded. Vinny: Everything about this night is unholy. *Super loud Super Mario sound effects playing repeteadly starts playing*

[@spindleclown]

The condom game actually looked... pretty fun? Is that just me?

[@Snev]

It's actually a pretty decent game. It's called Judies on the App Store

[@EnderTech227]

oh shoot sami i had no idea you watched vinesauce-

[@un-capital3666]

It looked pretty well made, it's just the subject material that would be a turn-off.

[@dominusempyreus2383]

UN-Capital Ironic that you say that about a game about sex.

[@spyrelle3970]

Unlike the rest of the showcase it actually had a consistant art-style; the gameplay looked solid, but I still felt "cheap" vibes from it... I'd give it a go though.

[@gluciopl2174]

10:10 is nobody going to question this

[@canadiandoesthings4596]

Apparently not

[@fourfrombfb11yearsago4]

H̋ộ̙̫ͭ̊̎̿͂r̙͒s͐ͮ̍҉̥̱ĕ̔ͯ̒͞

[@TemmiePlays]

I think Football Robertsons would be a great name for a show

[@i_like_basset_hounds]

Temmie Plays! Thank you tem very cool

[@TemmiePlays]

very cool

[@i_like_basset_hounds]

Temmie Plays! Haha yeah tem very cute

[@thrice_cube]

Haha yes.

[@TemmiePlays]

soccer is the American way of saying football. so no, I meant football.

[@acearroww]

4:02 one time I actually saw my little brother playing this and I couldn’t

[@kosakukawajiri9232]

7:22 brings back memories...

[@Dark9VoltGamesEvilisCoolLOL]

Kosaku Kawajiri *Earrape GREAT DAYS*

[@mattuiop]

*BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*

[@anonecki]

GURETO DAZE

[@sleepy_gab]

JooJ

[@neptune9647]

I understand that reference.

[@Actual-Knight]

1:30 Hey Lois we're in the Last Supper Lois

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

--and the horse is here

[@danielplacencia9633]

10:10 Oh dear God I'm dying. Vinny's Reaction to the guy dancing even killed me

[@joaopereira471]

ad: BOOM BOOM BOOM vinny: no, stop it ad: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM vinny:stop stop STOP _STOP STOP_

[@toongirl007]

I wonder where they rip the files of the models/sprites to make these trash games :P

[@sirmugman]

in the bike game with the pentagram (seemns god for a game) those contanters are from BMGdrive

[@maximumborkdrive437]

toongirl007 There are tons of places you can get royalty-free models, textures, and even animations. So I'd imagine that a lot of these games (especially the Spider Rope Hero kind) use these pre-made assets and just re-texture them.

[@TrulySct]

The Models resource website and Google images.

[@olzhas1one755]

Apperantly they also steal content from GTA mods, because that strange rope hero game had a character model from an old GTA SA mod. (Yes, I am that much of a nerd)

[@roachdoggjr4285]

Somaliagamesandroid.com

[@cargobob]

6:10 that laugh is godly

[@vynniev9611]

5:12 "is he gonna say those mushrooms look like dicks? He totally is" 5:16 "wait" 5:20 "HOLD ON WAIT"

[@audixas1]

So many amazing uploads today.

[@johnnyaugust5015]

Duck me up daddy

[@TemmiePlays]

T.oo M.any A.mazing U.ploads

[@AmethystASTeRReisYALL]

7:22 *B R E A K D O W N*

[@aycj2680]

S H E E R H E A R T H A S NO W E A K N E S S E S!

[@niydfass1060]

**SHINING, JUSTICE, MEBAETE**

[@sleepy_gab]

Found the JoJo references lmao

[@cyruspl1632]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@Fiddl3head]

I wanted to cancel that ad in the beginning myself. That is not a good sign.

[@buddy4953]

Wait *WHAT?!?!?*

[@olouwi]

3:51 why tf is there a Hanazuki dressed up as mario

[@creamymemestar2742]

DID I WIN!!!??!?

[@JJuanjo55]

4:06 Is this Petscop

[@ikamusejohnson]

3:45 *_i need to play that goty_*

[@poisonshroom64]

disorganized schizophrenia simulator

[@TheThirty]

oh fuck its you

[@poisonshroom64]

fuck I thought you were op im an idiot who cant read

[@joaopereira471]

i want too, the game name is SpongeBob super adventure

[@pacificgrim4661]

7:23 Alternate ending to Part 4

[@neoxus30]

"Alternate")

[@Jackyyeah_]

Kira survives then uses his vampiric abilities to destroy the ambulance

[@sleepy_gab]

Kira and Dio get buried in the wall eyes and now kira is a vampire

[@PerunaCommando]

7:26 that Ford Transit transformed into a Fiat Ducato

[@starry6589]

HOLY CRAP YOU ALSO REALIZED

[@sudsofficial]

How it dances is just so... disturbing 9:58

[@Everik-ct6pg]

I like how that horse never stops staring at your soul

[@phillymccheesy4587]

"Don't get lost in heaven" is the most ominous threat I've ever heard out of context

[@hodlenbinglebutt1117]

Finally caught a Binyot stream. He tried to park a firetruck in amazing strange rope hero for two hours theb gave up live on stream. What a great entertainer he is.

[@carlosfred8673]

That talking horse is scarier than Slenderman.

[@luancervantes6124]

PURA

[@brutalrattle]

*PURA*

[@Mick_92]

PURA PURA PURA

[@MisterJohnDoe]

*Sings in foreign language*

[@Seantendo]

*POOTER*

[@DevilSpider_]

PURO

[@dealerman5955]

The edited music.ly commercial was terrifying.

[@heartlessghostman]

7:21 Looks like you're gonna get slammed by the worlds most powerful stand

[@chickenvasquez78]

9:06 I lost all hope in life when Vinny was playing Talking Horse I'm not kidding

[@actomic_sg]

7:21 binyot got kira'd lul

[@darknyeh553]

acTomic is this a jojo reference

[@AdumskaH]

darknyeh *No*

[@sheik124]

MrWeedle boki

[@ethanhayes7038]

But unlike Kira he survived and Killer Queened the Ambulance in retaliation.

[@ghoulbuster1]

duwang

[@jack_corvinus]

Hey Vin I’ve been having trouble staying awake recently, but after seeing the Talking Horse, I can proudly say that I’ll never sleep again! Thanks bub!

[@bernoulli3023]

3:41 why was there a pentagram in there? TO POSESS ONE’S SATANIC POWER TO PLAY THIS GAME?

[@crazyluigi6664]

The bike rider was actually Satan himself...

[@sam4gaming135]

2:23 vinny predicted v-tubers

[@somegal-89]

I like that Shrek doesn't even hurt you when he catches you and just looks disappointed.

[@tortinelli]

8:24 *Vinny Cantando C Dura , Un honor para los Curifeos*

[@CurvinProductions]

I fear no man neither animal, but THAT horse... It scares me. Edit:Android games are genuinely trash

[@jadedplover1851]

Android systems have all the games the app store has, as well as crap games, and even some amazing games the app store doesnt have, the real difference is that android is used in many different countries as opposed to ios

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

*Fallout Shelter but it's in midieval times and it's Family Guy*

[@augustoliver715]

This is the only time I have cried while watching a Vinigar video!

[@lapisfengari2428]

The talking horse one actually made me really uncomfortable, everything about it was deep in the uncanny valley

[@TheBrianJ]

G O D I S D E A D T H E H O R S E K I L L E D G O D

[@seiwhat9031]

That laugh at 6:11 is the actual best

[@smuwug]

the talking horse part feels like I'm listening to a phineas and ferb creepypasta reading when I'm like eight years old

[@Kanami_31]

8:44 SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[@Jetfox967]

I am so glad to hear that the wolf was upgraded.

[@nursesex620]

6:57 Alright Spiderman, you're not Superman!

[@metashrew]

5:35 Because of the decreasing popularity of christianity, Jesus didn't have enough income, so he changed jobs. Rough times.

[@crazyluigi6664]

:(

[@joaopereira471]

if Jesus fused with Joel you get... Jeoel Johharist or Josus Chrihasson

[@svennevs5740]

And this is Josus blueeeeee!!!!!

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Karen also took the kids.

[@unkindledjuan2495]

7:21 "Oi, Stohpu! Stohpu!!"

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

Oh god bootleg spiderman dies like kira yoshikage

[@musthaxeez6955]

09:07 Sudden Berserk flashbacks...

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

Oh hell no.

[@superaveragebros.9390]

the dummy game on the beginning is one of my baby brothers favorite games

[@MariomanProductions]

3:20 That Stunt Race FX music rip really elevated that one for me

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

It's amazing how in just one android stream there is enough material for a highlight video

[@ButchNTwink]

6:30 T....Toby w-who?

[@HarrisBoe]

Emma Xeo Toby Reeves. You know, the lead actor from the Strange Rope Hero movies

[@DEATHCON_1]

That talking horse looks like an interactive version of Bonzi Buddy... Because we needed that...

[@scraps4728]

my ears were decimated when I clicked on this video, worth it for binyot

[@melissamartinez4912]

4:54 Rats United didn’t like that

[@mamanimepranknewbie]

As a Rats United soldier still to this day, I can confirm.

[@garrettoliva5154]

How did god die? All we know is God allowed Talking Horse to access his Photos, Media and Files on his device...

[@hardstyleboi1027]

4:45 Sounds like something I would make on a keyboard when I was 4

[@kuribirdie]

That horse gives me an indescribable amount of anxiety

[@oliverhilton6086]

2:55 The Italian Job (1969)

[@Paxkage]

0:45 So here’s gas.

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Ooh Whales :D

[@TheTrueJBru]

3:20 STUNT RACE FX MUSIC?! At least they have good taste for their soundtracks.

[@IamNCortex]

5:05 "i don't know how you can fuck up a platformer" Mighty Number 9?

[@calliecorn]

7:20 You know, I was excited for the release of Doom Eternal, and I was eager to get it, but based on this leaked gameplay footage, I'm not too sure...