[Vinesauce] Vinny - Android Trash

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[@izzc2506]

>finds anime >touches anime >becomes titan cat

[@Skul1ManEXE]

>cue anime music

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

as you do

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Clash of Clan Fuck off, spammer.

[@gloon9516]

I was going to join a religion of Christianity for an afterlife, after I saw that game I thought being Hindu is much better.

[@GoldenFiddlement]

Ragamuffin Skullman shut up

[@xX_Thaddeus_Xx]

There's guns on his underwear." Gunderwear.

[@alanbareiro6806]

Which kind of guns... we don't know.

[@AdmaDeadwolf]

+Alan Bareiro M16's. Thats the only model of gun in existance, besides the AR15, right?

[@StriderOwO]

10/10 would wear.

[@DuckTruckLuck]

Dammit I made this comment and then scrolled down to find yours. 3 weeks too late.

[@triangle5533]

Boats. With guns. Gunboats.

[@thyfleshh]

WAS THAT A JESUS DATING SIM

[@aeiouna]

WintersWonderland MTE

[@imtired7865]

The world has gone to shit and idk if its good or not-

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Listen When you’re a Christian, the only love you need is JESUS

[@lillyofthegalley]

Random person on the internet somewhere: man that jesus guy is so hot, i wanna date him!

[@brodiero-solar302]

aliki.jpg Bruh

[@f-sharp6016]

"Why is there a quote from Hitler about Jesus?" I died

[@alainali6010]

i still dont know how jesus was so good at shaving his beard, i mean in the medival times, people shaved themselves with regular knives, and that was a millenium and a half later!

[@zephyrian1006]

@@alainali6010 divine power

[@brodiero-solar302]

Alain Ali ok

[@gabobei1991]

You can see the devs put a disclaimer just for that reason! 3:15

[@LOS_NEGRITOS]

you see, hitler was a very religious dude. (idk and idc about the veracity of the previous statement)

[@vinesauce]

Look no further than your local Google Play Store for 100% genuine imitations!

[@FranciscoSLM]

GR8 GAIMZ IGN 1/0

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

China is to blame.

[@evan112]

Nice video Vinny.

[@skunthundler]

Can you do shitty spongebob games

[@sabrinas9634]

Hi Jabroni Pizza Boy

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA]

"They only take down Metroid Games" Nice roast.

[@Monody512]

Too soon.

[@jazpuh]

Did they even take that down? I thought the dev preemptively took down the links just in case. Edit: The Pokemon game, I mean.

[@thenumberseven959]

Go back to siivagunner

[@ybxdgaming5755]

+Arras If you're talking about Pokémon Uranium, then yeah, Nintendo DMCA'd them.

[@2Broken]

potentially mother, hopefully that doesn't become the case

[@duck16]

"I, as a cat, do not have a pistol" -Vinny

[@zephyrian1006]

Truly inspirational

[@justanormalcommenter1409]

300th like

[@alfhess97]

I think that was broken English, like on lolcats pictures, I is a cat

[@ju2tunknown]

"Guys I found anime."- also vinny

[@AnAmericanMusician]

"I'm gonna riot because they let dogs in this cat world." -Vinny

[@aftonstyle]

when I die, my last words are gonna be "oh no I'm dead"

[@zephyrian1006]

Then you get to see anime Jesus

[@ascendedcat260]

@@zephyrian1006 and then he gives you the special self-correcting segway

[@ThunderPsyker]

Note that in the Back To The Future 2 pizza delivery game, he's delivering it to a guy standing in front of *A Restaurant*

[@antonchekini1341]

Within the grim darkness of the Google Play bootlegs,there is only nonsense. (Also ThunderPsyker,you better finish the Emperor's Finest series) (I don't care you're older now) (Do it for the Emprah)

[@alanbareiro6806]

"Hey! I heard that pizza place has a nice delivery service there." "But Jack, you're stadning in front of a restaurant..." "OH SHUT UP BILL! I WANT THAT DAMN PIZZA DELIVERED TO ME, DAMN IT!"

[@kalipsy5700]

ThunderPsyker which one be more specific.

[@mikethecurious2489]

Probably papa johns

[@goblinzits]

TONY HAWK PRESENTS: GTA 6 - SEGWAY CRIME SYDICATE

[@jorges.1120]

GOTY

[@reeldino2729]

+Jorge sanchez PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY EA.

[@jorges.1120]

+Decently Fashionable Scout #23 A Hideo Kojima Game

[@inverlock]

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT WAS USING BRODYQUEST AS THE MUSIC

[@asilva5021]

sounds like a title of a LispyJimmy video

[@toiletgoblin4424]

So we have Mario Luigi Sponge Pretzel Andrio Bruno Aldo Jario (Looks exactly like Mario) Ernest (Luigi’s conjoined twin) Excited to see all of them in Smash

[@robonado562]

SUPER BOOTLEEEEEEEG BORTHERS

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

Theres also the elusive "Bob's world" game too I cant wait to see his surprise announcement in smash lol

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

And mike

[@tehmememan8621]

You forgot bono

[@numnaut1314]

Where's Grand dad?

[@thepokeybird]

There's one called Five Nights at Pokman Go EDIT: Also Five Nights at Neighbor or something. The model is the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

[@thepokeybird]

Yes I spelled it correctly. It's literally Pokman

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

i was browsing through the windows store on my computer and noticed hitman go. like, that video game series hitman.

[@jaudanafzal5399]

+stone sherrill are you kidding me

[@miniclipgamester]

That's a real game by Square Enix.

[@paradiso_oce]

+stone sherrill thats a real game, not a pokemon go ripoff, an ACTUAL game

[@goblinzits]

Mobile games are the future, they said.

[@grineti5]

And full of terrors.

[@user-wq6ss6vg5b]

I've played some really great mobile games as well, as with console having shitty and pc having both as well. Its just a matter of preference

[@allyouhadtodowasfollowthed1631]

+StalkerNG Also full of money crazed developers, pay 2 dollars to get that weapon, pay some shit to unlock a character

[@XanthinZarda]

It's like Newgrounds all over again. Occasional not shit, but mostly shit and based on outdated technology.

[@rilonius2865]

+Adolf Hitler Your the one that said that quote about Jesus in that game.

[@GreaseBrain]

I'm loving those ads for "memory foam jabronies"

[@ChewyV23]

Don't forget about that 60% saving with code JAHNCENA!

[@victikirby15]

Courtesy of the wonderful editor, Captain Southbird

[@archaeopteryxgallopade2199]

Cool word

[@redtiny802]

Chewy V I couldn't see that one

[@mouseymousey02]

original characters do not steal

[@ninmue4638]

PSHH... NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID.

[@uselessguy1]

steel*

[@PatchworkRose567]

2:39 leaked beta footage of super Mario run

[@countesschewi2399]

Did anyone notice that the music in the background of the segway game was _Brodyquest_ by Neil Cicierga?

[@TheGlunk]

Yeah, Vinny pointed that out when he streamed this originally. Too bad it didn't make it into this video though, his reaction was pretty great.

[@tostie3110]

Isn't *that* a remix of "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts"?

[@countesschewi2399]

Nope. There was a version of Brodyquest that incorporated that though - it was in Brodyquest 2 (which was a mashup of Brodyquest mashups).

[@tostie3110]

Chewable Arsenic Candies Ah, okay I didn't know it was an original song

[@knightlautrec4311]

I recognize the song after it too but I can't think what it is. Like I know I heard it before somewhere.

[@St_Rizla]

These shitty android games always have the same graphics, stolen models and royalty free music.

[@TheMikirog]

and crappy lighting engine. If they had any!

[@St_Rizla]

Yeah, flat textures everywhere, every time.

[@LeafStorm14]

I like my fair share of anime games, but holy shit. I'm finding games with that yandere girl. Is it really that easy to steal assets from unity games?

[@sprybug]

Now that's my kind of game! ;)

[@SharkWrestler]

Hey don't you crapping on my Grab That Auto 5

[@thogameskanaal]

Memorable toon characters #1: SpiderBob...

[@sup209]

Hulkebob

[@cncut8833]

SuperBob

[@F1areon]

Spongetaro Squarejo

[@Shoebop685]

Spingebill

[@drewc4701]

#2: Mourty #3: Andrio from Andrio's World #4: Cloudypus

[@GoldKnightProduction]

I wonder if these developers even know that Brodyquest isn't just royalty-free stock.

[@Soxviper]

GoldKnightProduction ? That's the background music of a Soulja Boy song

[@St_Rizla]

Soxviper Brodyquest came before Souljaquest.

[@amtrakfan9125]

Yep

[@fern6244]

@@Soxviper souljaquest came in 2011, brodyquest is from around 2009.

[@catpissandvinegar]

Spon Dragon Z was a great anime.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Jojo is the greatest hero of all time!

[@pelonholguin6903]

+Crazy Luigi amen

[@blueflare7687]

+Crazy Luigi Better be talking about joseph.

[@waffloesh7862]

Not as good as Cory in the House tho, but still a classic.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Blue Flare789 Joel's going to shit a house up if Vinny confuses Dio from Vegeta again.

[@CaboosePootis]

i love playing sakura jesus on my android

[@rokeka7320]

the best things is that it has my favourite quotes from sakura Hitler and sakura Gandhi.

[@aydenburgess905]

How to make pokemon: Squirtle: paint an alien blue Charmander: Paint squirtle orange Meowth: draw a coin on a mouse's face Jigglypuff: Paint meowth pink

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Machop: Paint Squirtle light blue-grey Pikachu: Paint a rabbit yellow

[@storiiies1480]

Are we just going to ignore the Anime Jesus?

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

storyscribbles Nobody can ignore anime Jesus. All shall love anime Jesus.

[@funnyguy3255]

Yes please

[@krism.6598]

Moshi Moshi, Jesus desu.

[@lotus7781]

when you have the power of god and anime on your side

[@ackthegreat6697]

If this isnt a sin it should be honestly

[@SleepyAdam]

I swear to god the first song playing in the background of the Pizza Hoverboard game is "Magic" by Coldplay.

[@legoboy1214studios]

I'm 99% sure it is. My brother and I love Coldplay and I recognized it as soon as I heard it.

[@SleepyAdam]

legoboy1214studios Same dude! I have the album.

[@ILoveWomen]

There's also summer by Calvin Harris as the menu song

[@chrisameyer]

Adam McKibben As soon as I heard it I just wanted to give up lol

[@duggiek1352]

"It's ok, he's hard." 4:54 *HARD MUSIC PLAYS*

[@annie.V.]

I wanna know more about that Jesus dating sim lol

[@Guymanbot97]

He played it a while ago. The funny thing is, it isn't a dating sim. It seems to be a game that genuinely wants people to embrace Jesus. In the full stream Vinny told Jesus to fuck off, and then jumped in front of a car to see him again.

[@MKVProcrastinator]

This isn't even close to the worst of what the Play store has to offer. There are SO FUCKING MANY Minecraft clones, such as World of Mine Block Craft and Pizzeriacraft. Oh, and there's also a FnaF dating simulator.

[@MrScaryowl]

The fnaf one sounds like a self aware meme

[@329link]

MrScaryowl it isn't

[@KnakuanaRka]

I think I may have bumped into that one while adventuring around god knows what on the iOS App Store. Was it called Five Tries At Love?

[@lvbboi9]

@@329link yeah

[@1mortalkombatlover]

That brodyquest music was so perfect. I could really feel that guy flying into space, becoming one with the universe.

[@rocketsummer]

i love how the background music for the young steve carrell pizza delivery on a hoverboard game was an instrumental loop of magic by coldplay. magical indeed.

[@Chronovus]

The one right after it had another song that I recognize as well, but I can't put my finger on the name

[@propername4830]

Route 94 - my love

[@Fuziontony123]

Lol that’s what I though as soon as I heard it

[@nicholasewertz8770]

0:46 Mighty No. 9 in a nutshell

[@GGRS]

6:00 - *Segways slowly as Coldplay's "Magic" plays*

[@Fuziontony123]

Adam Almy Bootleg version lol

[@ascendedcat260]

Only on android

[@powergannon]

I don't know if anyone in the chat has mentioned it but the music In the segue game is stollen from Neil Cicierga.

[@limbolord6342]

Adrian Brody for life

[@sanicpl1499]

I never expected him to be such good at the guitar. Yet he proved me wrong. Not only did he play guitar he also did it in space near some god like form!

[@KamekSans]

He mentioned it during the stream

[@surroundgatari]

Mouth Silence is brilliant

[@Hemaglox]

That actually made the segway game even funnier, fucking BRODYQUEST music lol

[@fadingintogames8278]

0:39 when you die in Call Of Duty

[@HemiUnaka]

spon dragon z has stolen my heart and is the best thing I've seen today

[@eleanor5675]

I'd be so proud

[@croconyle]

5:35 Vinny finds enlightenment through segways.

[@warueegeee1476]

What do you mean? These are ORIGINAL characters! Donut steal, just like Metroid.

[@alanbareiro6806]

Daaam sooon!

[@ryanamberger]

You're pretty close. Nintendo only takes down good Metroid and Pokemon games. 👍👍👍

[@allyouhadtodowasfollowthed1631]

And that 2D Ocarina Of Time game

[@innosam123]

Because people actually play them? Seems pretty logical from that standpoint....

[@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983]

You mean they don't cancel them because they are crap

[@ninmue4638]

And the Super Mario 64 HD remake.

[@allyouhadtodowasfollowthed1631]

+Maple Otaku And soon that fanmade Mother 4 that gets delayed as hell

[@thehypergodofdeath9735]

We gonna ignore the lemon demon brodyquest at 5:12

[@pit2643]

5:40 This should be one of Vinny's hurt noises if he ever gets made into a fighting game character, whether it'd be some quirky fangame or MUGEN.

[@stormcloudsabound]

i can't believe the music in the background of the pizza game was an instrumental of coldplay's "magic" like wtf leave coldplay out of this

[@cowdoggameing]

Oh, so I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@StriderOwO]

I never noticed until someone pointed it out, it just sounds that shitty.

[@vito7428]

Sounded so shitty i didint notice it

[@xurtxobain3285]

+stride99 YOU AGAIN FROM YETH HALLOWEEN HACK

[@axllaw427]

Arizona Jonson Not just that. Its main menu song is an instrumental of Calvin Harris' "Summer" and the second pizza game's main menu song is Selena Gomez's "Who says".

[@fletchysux]

"ew, Androids only have trash in their store, ew iPhones are much better!" - iPhone User

[@TKsh1]

110% real life.

[@80808.]

"Wow look at all those awesome Android games!" - Windows Phone User.

[@MaximumOffense]

"Telephones were a mistake." -- Alexander Graham Bell, 1876

[@FrancoRossel]

The App Store is also full of absolute shit. It's just you can't emulate iOS apps on PC like you can with Android ones.

[@JudasMugensson]

boi the appe store has happy wheels, watchu got? Need For Drift? Their store does not define the phone as a full. I use both.

[@mortonandroy]

Let's not forget about the 30 second unskippable ads every time you die, clear a level, close the game... hell, why not in the middle of gameplay, too?

[@splatteredpurple7529]

His Luigi impression is on point It sounds like the real actor

[@vee6460]

Why has no one noticed the ads during the pizza Hoverboard thing?

[@CaptainSouthbird]

Because no one looks at ads :P

[@vee6460]

+Captain Southbird But where do I buy Gel memory foam jabronies?

[@CaptainSouthbird]

Tehhydra Dude The Buvvins of course...

[@hexayin]

Wait, isn't Vinny's last name Jabroni?

[@basiltheleafeon]

+Tehhydra Dude Yes

[@monicarosas264]

I love your Mario and luigi impressions

[@SubparPanda]

Honestly can't decide what I like better; Bloods gang member riding a segway while brody quest plays in the background. Pizza deliveryman on a hoverboard while a bad midi of magic by coldplay plays in the background Spongebob dressed as Goku collecting dragonballs in a suburban environment as a tropical sounding song plays in the background the fact these exist gives me hope.

[@snezzzz]

Dude. The mario and luigi super show impressions are CRAZY

[@Gonzu_]

1:40 me with the bois in school

[@archaeopteryxgallopade2199]

5:05 Is that really Adrien Brody in the background

[@404TVfr]

Brodyquest*

[@Cteklite]

"Is this like shitty Goat Simulator?" How can you get worse than Goat Simulator?

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Cteklite Play the beta of it

[@aymuhspunj]

By not being fun and not having anything to do in it.

[@xann2681]

2:10 i remember playing that game when i was 11, i used ro race randoms in there and making friends lol

[@EdKolis]

Not only are you playing shitty Android games, you're playing shitty Android games with a mouse. Bravo to you...

[@FrogJ]

Anyone else notice the music from 5:53 to 6:30 is a weird remix of Coldplay's "Magic"?

[@Fuziontony123]

JJ Yah it’s a bootleg version lmao

[@toasterfriend]

1:35 vinny's laugh gets me every time

[@ParadiLenKagamineAbelard]

#2 is a game of Japanese memes, we have meme games too.

[@AdmaDeadwolf]

Everyone deserves good memes. Too bad no one makes any.

[@ParadiLenKagamineAbelard]

Adma Deadwolfe To be fair, those are hilarious in context but they don't make much sense here without any prior knowlege, it'd be like someone from abroad trying to understand Pepe and Dat Boi and bad luck brian all at the same time.

[@Leebondoop]

Paradi-Len Kagamine really nice

[@Leebondoop]

Paradi-Len Kagamine also thank you for sharing more about your culture and your country(which I plan to move to someday)

[@ParadiLenKagamineAbelard]

Lena Jefferson Wilson Ooh, I'm Irish, but I've just been around the Japanese internet since 2008 xD They were my first memes, and almost none of them have actually died yet. I'm Irish! Our memes are all related to our second level examinations, I can share those too if you like! We are also the home of CirYes, apparently.

[@thewordywarlock7159]

I like how the crosshair in the Freddy Survival "game" had collision physics

[@Fennexin]

8:51 Vinny making area 51 jokes before it was cool

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

mmmmm....

[@NunzioFumia]

I remember playing Andrio's World and now I feel much like a dumbass after thinking it was a "good game".

[@coltonpatterson5409]

6:15 *SAVE 60%* GEL MEMORY FOAM JABRONIES you wot

[@A_Player]

First Jerma and now Vinesauce. This is not enough, we need to bring more attention to these masterpieces!

[@lemmys.kelton8183]

Grab that auto

[@patpaxart]

4:54 Loving that Neil Cicierega music

[@larryinc64]

5:01 - Brody Quest?

[@404TVfr]

Yes. Brody Quest.

[@ralsei5057]

6:51 Hi Phil Swift For Pizza Delivery

[@C-Midori]

OH MY GOD IT *IS* THE MUSIC

[@TacticalTT]

3:39 i remember playing this a few years ago

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

5:50 Alan Wake 2 looks great!

[@oggyblur]

whats the name of the jesus dating sim? asking for a friend.

[@superWTF64lol]

Albeit weird, the game at 2:22 has some great music. Sounds like something Grant Kirkhope made, and at the same time, feels like music that could suit Crash Bandicoot

[@accumbularatedop5468]

I highly advise watching this on the Fullsauce if you ever have an hour to spare. There is something magical about pretty much the entire Pokemon segment.

[@sku11erddsh]

I've watched these amazing videos so much that I get sad when I rewatch them, because I know I won't be able cry laughing like when I saw these videos for the first time.

[@favoritemustard3542]

FullSauce version should be your next stop...

[@Birdtendo]

I remember eating 7-11 chicken strips to this content.

[@Tim5corpion]

0:44 I did a search. Its "RockMan" written in Kanji. And it's "Rock" as in "stone" rather than the one in "Rock and Roll".

[@joojaofod1995]

9:00 *A S S C H U*

[@duk3ord3ath92]

2:35 is that the new paid dlc for Super Mario Run?

[@TheMadwomen]

2:21 So Mario Run ripped off a rip-off. I don't know how to respond to that.

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

Anyone else find the "giant cat theme" kinda catchy?

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

"It points me to the man who once in lonliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! Was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Hitler Very inspirational!

[@John777tino]

and this the main reason why I won't look any game with less than 4 stars

[@gdfish3532]

the subtle edits to the ads are a really nice touch.

[@weeb7778]

6:10 Why does the pizza game has the instrumental of Coldplay's magic?

[@MrRussellgro]

Mama Luigi is back! XD Mario: It's a BOOTLEG, Luigi. Nintendo didn't make it.

[@captainjurgh8142]

Baby: The Return of the Babbs

[@Minebot45]

i just realized that the title screen music in that second hoverboard game is also used in the goddamn flex tape commercials

[@DaveKap]

2:20 for Vinny predicting the future. Holy shit.

[@Cecnorthernohio]

0:19 its qutstanding nuntortoise

[@-CloClo-]

His voice impressions are the highlight of this video.

[@k1zm3t]

4:54 holy heck it's brodyquest

[@lunakittyyy]

I love that the driving game at the end kept popping up "onAdFailedToLoad" this game tried loading ads several times but failed to

[@Infectiousmetal]

Cat game's name is Neko Simulator NekoZ

[@junk5501]

I'm not sure if the Baby Hazel games on the iOS store are worse than the Picklémen game. I think it's a close tie.

[@MarriottPlayer]

5:38 "Now this is pod racing!"

[@christopherlowery3797]

"My guy's like a monster compared to the rest of the-" (notices the absolute desolation of the environment, save him and one NPC) "-human." Golden.

[@brotatochip3238]

I have no idea why but I love Vinny’s Mario and Luigi impressions

[@porygonlover322]

1:35 Does anyone know what JRPG they stole this music from? It sounds vaguely Kenji Ito-esque.

[@hnggghi]

i wish to know too

[@404TVfr]

They stole it from somewhere

[@kotostrieb]

It sounds like touhou but because of the trumpet used I doubt it

[@JennaDearest]

Brodyquest at 5:00... Truly a measure of quality.

[@YourRulerSkeletos]

The Jahn ad was a nice touch.

[@user-mi8gh1ef2e]

sometimes android games get a bit good and sometimes they are on astro nuts im an android user myself.

[@user-mi8gh1ef2e]

i also actually like the one at 7:38 but it gets boring

[@Romanticoutlaw]

it's snowing on mt fuji

[@qweniverelefever62]

Wayward Souls is pretty great

[@user-mi8gh1ef2e]

RebelWinterwolf i dont understand what you are talking about

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

it's snowing on mt fuji is based off of a haiku that tthe sonic the hedgehog twitter posted one day. and rebelwinterwolf (nice furry name yo. that's rad) must have joked that your comment looks like a haiku.

[@thndr_5468]

His Mario and Luigi voices were on point

[@LunaPrincessNinjato]

omg I was cracking up at this

[@revivvles6736]

WHOA WAIT WHAT ARE THE ADS THAT POP UP? That's sneaky, Vinny. Very sneaky.