[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful PS1 Games #1

[@sheez7734]

your name: john animal your mission: animorph

[@superiorserperior5937]

I actually cringed when I saw it was animorphs. I like the series, too.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

@Brentley Kian Begone bots

[@skelkankaos]

First person shooter games from before everyone figured out how first person shooter games should control are always a treat

[@LangeManGlenn]

I recently got Medal of Honor Underground on my PS1. And I was actually surprised at how modern the controls actually felt.

[@neeko319]

honestly I still find the current console controls wack when it comes to fps games, it's better but by no means good

[@zrolo6329]

@@neeko319 its the best the hardware can handle. But combined with software assistance its not that bad once your used to it

[@FalkVonKrone]

Fucking Rainbow Six was a nightmare

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Pre-Half Life vs post-Half Life

[@roberte2945]

The fact that the fighter names in that DBZ game all have TM after them is funny for some reason.

[@LeviathanRX]

Funimation be like that. They weren't that way in the original

[@ultellennocnir9255]

It might be delightful to learn that not only is [name]TM in numerous DBZ games, sometimes they put the rights reserved symbol there too. Look up the Budokai 2 character select screen for a good time.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@ultellennocnir9255 I had forgotten all about that. It's like that in Budokai 3 as well.

[@ikagura]

Copyright laws are ridiculous sometimes

[@Choatemister]

Look out Goku(tm)! It’s Cell(tm) and he’s moving fast!

[@someone-lu3xd]

I love how one day somebody was sitting in their office and they suddendly came up with Barbie in Virtual Reality™

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Not only that, but they also pitched this idea, people liked it, they got the rights from Mattel, went through with the spending for that, AND hired people who took it upon themselves to synthesize Barbie Indiana Jones. A+-tier commitment.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

If Mattel hadn't been shoo'ed away from the game industry because they were ass game specialists, an Occulus Rift Facebook Gaming exclusive VR remake of that game would probably get at least one pitch

[@Joko-zt8ui]

Gotta get that TM in there

[@MaddesG1]

Hahahhahahahav

[@Vallam23]

and the music was a direct ripoff of the original msx metal gear

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

"so Batman what did you do today?" "I WAS FROZEN TODAY"

[@thereisnocontenthere]

is that a nostalgia critic reference?

[@Seantendo]

Bringin' it back! Nice!

[@CMOYoung]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHSbq61vategbtU

[@Evilriku13]

still remember that quote!

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Chaos Break doesn't look completely awful. The gameplay doesn't look as bad as the voice acting.

[@Expa0]

I agree. Honestly at first glance it does feel like it could actually be pretty fun. And the funny voice acting is nothing but a plus in my books.

[@NecromancyForKids]

The voice acting was so ugly. My eyes hurt.

[@Thelostrune]

The hidden Chaos Wars prequel

[@TechV02]

Yea the shooting kinda felt satisfying

[@Sercil00]

I've played it as a kid. Gameplay was pretty serviceable and fights could get frantic, you had quite a few special weapons, a dodge roll and a melee attack. It had exploration and puzzles too, some better than others. Apart from the texture glitches, the camera could collide with the environment and create a weird shaking effect, and I was fully convinced that it's an intentional "light earthquake" effect caused by the giant worm thing. It terrified me to no end because I expected it to burst out of the ground. The VA has a weirdness to it that made me uneasy. As a kid, I barely knew any English and I didn't understand why they talked in such a creepy way. So all the shittiness added to the horror for me, and some areas and monsters terrified me like nothing else as a kid. I got stuck a lot because the puzzle instruction texts were poorly translated in my language (they're better in English). For many years, it kept bugging me in the back of my mind that I couldn't beat it and see the rest, until eventually, I did. My age old PS1 died hours after I finished. Very flawed game for sure, I wanted to hate it but couldn't let it go. I googled for walkthroughs so many times and all I ever found was "did you mean Chaos Heat? Yes? Well we got no results for that either." Felt like the entire game was just a psychosis of mine. It restores my sanity to see someone play and talk about it.

[@sergioescobar1391]

Not only was this the first time I heard Vinny do a Batman voice, but it also debuted with its own rendition of "SPEEN".

[@Minkerdoodle01]

That aint vinny doing that voice its the editor!

[@peefmcgoose2908]

THE John Fullsauce provided us with that treat

[@PeskyGopher]

7:09 "Mr. Freeze is at large and looking for power." I'm losing power, Jamie. I need the cookies...

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i have no idea where that joke is from but its a classic

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

@@Ribbons0121R121 The whole Jamie and cookies thing came from Jingle All The Way. As for the rest of the joke, that’s just some Pizzapasta magic!

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!"

[@krisz9976]

Wel- Enter your name by highlighting the letters or simp- Press the- Press the x- Press the x button now! Pre- Ok. MEDIUM

[@adirblazkowics7717]

she sounds like she's getting very annoyingly interrupted while trying to explain stuff and she is

[@Nevalster]

Timestamp?

[@iSomeDood]

@@Nevalster Watch the video

[@Monody512]

[Vinny asks if they could've named Hoar something else] This is the same franchise that has jizz music.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

tbf hoar is an English word, not just a homonym of whore, although it doesn't have anything to do with Tusken Raiders so I don't understand the choice

[@gnbman]

Don't forget Jedi Master Bayts and Ima-Gun Di.

[@LtSprinkulz]

Same guy who runs Hoor Isle...

[@ikagura]

Thanks AVGN

[@ashrist621]

...do you mean jazz?

[@ssbfox]

Ah yes Animorphs. The kid's book series that vividly describes an alien parasite wriggling through your ear canal and flattening itself over the curves of your brain as you slowly lose control of your body and become a prisoner inside your own mind.

[@patata6868]

And the sequence in which it is very precisely described how the inner organs of one of the main characters hang out of his body and grow out of it while he transforms into an animal I don't know if that is exactly how it happens, I should read the books tbh

[@TheArcWielder]

The book series in which they recruit an army of disabled children and turn them into shapeshifters to act as front line fodder while the real animorphs fight the real fight.

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

The series that ends with one dude suffered PTSD and charged with war crimes, one gal dead, two others disappearing off the face of the earth, and only ONE guy actually trying to get famous and profit off of all their work. And then the book that answered "what if they didn't do what they did in Book 1" with "everyone fucking dies painfully trying to end the war" You know, for kids.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

that shit gave me nightmares, and, funnily enough, made me too scared to read goosebumps. Since if this was non-horror books, horror books had to be pretty extreme, by my reckoning, lol

[@renakunisaki]

So it's really bad soft fetish smut?

[@baconlabs]

The sight of the monolithic Meat rising from the desert left such a deep impact on me, I forgot that the sound was taken from a Sony console's BIOS

[@Ribbons0121R121]

we all did

[@nahnah390]

Chaos break looked like it was some kind of hidden gem of bad, like terrible cutscenes, voice acting and visuals but the gameplay looked REALLY fun.

[@Sercil00]

The gameplay was pretty good in my memory. You could explore bigger open areas for codes, lore and resources like limited special ammo. Each area had some kind of puzzle, often to crack a code to enter the next area. There was a speedrun section, a "reaction test" puzzle, a facehugger autopsy, a puzzle where you must explore for dead scientists, and a friggin sodoku. You could backtrack through most areas if you wanted. The cutscenes were terrible, VA was unsettling and incompetent, graphics could get somewhat nauseating. Especially because the camera can get caught up in tight corridors and create an earthquake effect. As a kid, I thought there was a supermassive worm thing digging underneath the facility, causing earthquakes, and this thought sent shivers down my spine every time the camera bugged out. I want to recommend it but it's hard to do that in good faith. If you like the first areas on an emulator and didn't stop at "friggin sodoku", you will enjoy it.

[@LieseFury]

tbfp did a one-off video for one of the shitstorms and i was kind of disappointed that they didn't do a full playthrough. it seems like the good kind of bad.

[@thepraetorian2368]

@@Sercil00 Maybe it's my autism kicking in, but I'm seriously considering playing that now

[@Evilriku13]

@@thepraetorian2368 doesnt have to do with autism, its curiosity that drives us to such games of weird quirkyness! :)

[@KOTEBANAROT]

I like the visual design of Chaos break, really cute.

[@TheMC1X]

6:19 Speen is back on the menu bois!

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Batman and Robin the game was one of the first 3D open world games a year before Shenmue came out and 3 years before GTA 3. It even came out months before Body Harvest for the N64 which was made by DMA Designs, the guys who made GTA

[@lilwyvern4]

Technically impressive it may be, but you can only put so much lipstick on a pig.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

@@lilwyvern4 oh the game has a lot of problems but it was ahead of it's time

[@bolttracks]

It actually came out after Mega Man Legends which you could argue is definitely a 3D open world game

[@Jupiter__001_]

@@bolttracks Is that the one in the future when everyone is dead except for robots? I am not very familiar with Megaman lore except for the early stuff.

[@KOTEBANAROT]

@@Jupiter__001_ well yeah but the robots are so advanced theyre made with like, carbon and shit instead of metal so theyre basically replicants now

[@OctoBlitz]

I was watching a clip from Vinny with a reverb fart, and as soon and the reverb fart played i got the notification that this video was uploaded. Absolute perfect timing. Edit: if you wanna know what clip it was its in the Vinesauce rewind 2020 montage at 38 : 23

[@MajoraWaffle]

BRAAAAAAAAP

[@RickyRiceB]

Vinny and the gang were brapping up a storm *proceeds to create the vinesauce x oney plays collab*

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I mean, if that's how a Vinesauce video is made then I'm not surprised in the slightest, it fits too much Just gotta add the "HELLO OL' CHUM" at the start

[@Nekonyahmicon]

I'm both envious and happy for you for having that experience.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

what was the clip

[@canismori]

9:25 V-Dub slips in for a moment.

[@GrayVBoat]

When he said "Willem Dafoe's confusingly-large hog," I didn't think he meant the animal and I was terrified for a moment.

[@TeddyCream0]

He does have a massive hog tho

[@CeHee123]

16:45 I swear bootleg Jill sounds like Glados from Portal, or some kind of AI.

[@alexhyatt7541]

"This is the version of Batman where Batman becomes the joker" Funny you mention that actually

[@ZomborgYT]

6:20 That was me going "SPEEN" btw! I felt like that part was missing something, so I included it just for the hell of it. Yeah, that's all.

[@deandamianus7650]

song name pls?

[@faint4678]

@@deandamianus7650 it's a mystery

[@deandamianus7650]

@@faint4678 all right, then keep your secret.

[@ZomborgYT]

@@deandamianus7650 I'll never tell, it's a mystery.

[@deandamianus7650]

@@ZomborgYT bruhhh it is "it"s a mystery" it thought y'all joking

[@AndySprings]

When I first saw vinny i was like "damn this is how joel used to sound like? what a difference" BUT IT TOOK ME 3 WEEKS TO REALIZE THEY'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

Everyone else: Furry Me, an intellectual: A N I M O R P H S

[@UrielSales]

ah,yes

[@Glory2Snowstar]

The Ascended Brain: *baldn't* Or "ideal nematode host," take your pick

[@VulpeRenard]

What are you trying to say? That the internet consistently uses words incorrectly and never knows what the fuck they're talking about? Say it ain't so.

[@toaster9922]

real talk those books were probably responsible for alot of people becoming furries

[@trooper3-REAL-]

@@toaster9922 no joke im pretty sure one of the reasons I have a transformation fetish is animorphs

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

6:11 "This is the version of Batman where Batman becomes the Joker" So basically Batman Who Laughs?

[@eugeneedgeworth1436]

15:06 Resident Half Gear Life

[@LonelyWolfTXR]

Learning that Vinny's real name isn't Vinny is like finding out a dark secret about your best friend because you never saw it coming

[@Sainttommond4852]

It's Vincent I believe

[@-K_J-]

Same

[@tylerhughes4223]

Vinny is actually a shortened nickname for Vincent so it's kinda true

[@krism.6598]

You mean his name isn’t really Vincenzo PizzaPasta Jabroni?

[@Sainttommond4852]

@@krism.6598 I don't know what to tell you man.. I guess you're at that age where we have to tell you that Vincenzo PizzaPasta Jabroni isn't his real name. sorry for your loss

[@aandromaliuss]

that edit of barbie falling down the hole with the cut off scream fucking killed me

[@gamephreak5]

17:17 "Nothing we can do..." "G's...bloodstains..."

[@BatOfTheDead]

2:49 was that a Matt Watson scream

[@apparentapplepie8047]

From suppermegan?

[@bijdikh8516]

You know a game poses a really deep philosophical questions when you have to ask yourself, "How do I move forward?".

[@RugsRabbit]

I had to rewatch that barbie minecart bit a couple times to realize it was edited... good stuff

[@ruadeil_zabelin]

"You've arrived at the museum". Vinny go to the museum. "I dont know how" xD

[@marcar9marcar972]

I’m assuming when he said that the name Vinny was a bit was a bit right?

[@amazydaisy]

bits upon bits... bitception

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

@@amazydaisy BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT

[@arciks11]

No :)

[@MrRenard7785]

Nah, the bit about it not being a bit was a bit.

[@ThePhantom4516]

No, he’s name is actually Frangipani

[@BIacklce]

A... *BAT* CREDIT CARD?!?!

[@pyropoyo]

Never leave home without it!

[@itscrumbelivable]

silence nostalgiacriticcel

[@itscrumbelivable]

@@ollieguy6781 the horror of it all

[@superiorone2061]

I lost it when Vinny made that sound at 14:04

[@crazisaturn2274]

It's the Tuskan Raider sound

[@superiorone2061]

@@crazisaturn2274 honestly it was pretty spot one.🤣

[@trueblade3636]

That nostalgic intro

[@AlexTenThousand]

This editing is crisp tho, probably one of the best yet.

[@TheGreatestTusk]

3:41 was the diaper chief Barbie this whole time?

[@mildlymarvelous]

“Oh God, it’s already cursed” I mean, anything Animorphs is already cursed

[@thefaulkness]

Arent the books like ridiculously dark

[@mildlymarvelous]

@@thefaulkness I wouldn’t know lol, the very covers scared me away as a kid! But yes I think so

[@blankpage9277]

@@thefaulkness yes. All the disabled kids got brutally slaughtered, a whole race was enslaved, the action girl died in the final battle, one of the kids decided to run away to live as a bird forever rather than be a human, their alien friend who is also the bird's uncle's big brother was slaughtered in the very first book, um I could go on but yeah.

[@Dracomut]

One of the few consoles that can rival the Wii and PC in terms of shovelware.

[@Ekraelum]

And DS

[@2minuss]

Vinny's use of the word "stank" never fails to make me have the funnies.

[@diamondmetal3062]

“Only one thing stands between the Yeerk and ultimate victory...” **cartoony stretching sounds**

[@ithebinman]

0:10 for a moment there I thought the disk got stuck

[@renakunisaki]

9:17 "our last SAT transmission" it's almost as if the voice actor didn't have any context.

[@alexandrostype-2211]

4:25 This is 3D Mode 7, a truly innovative cutting-edge and underrated technology

[@OptiJams]

the level at 9:29 had a map recreation in TF2 That one also blowed

[@smeehee]

What was it called?

[@OptiJams]

@@smeehee APS_Siberia

[@TheNexDude]

That PS1 startup is godlike

[@metashrew]

4:04 does this imply that a wide version of Barbie exists?

[@NecromancyForKids]

Warbie

[@kinkajuu1]

there is quadriplegic Barbie. the wheelchair is her accessory, and in some she is stuck to the wheelchair so she cannot get out at all.

[@Kirbyfan87827]

*SongForDeniseMaxiVersion.mp3*

[@coreymcd22]

"Crime stopped."

[@funnyfella8198]

I remember getting the animorph books at the scholastic book fair. Can't for the life of me remember what they were like, though

[@Ninjat126]

They're surprisingly good, though a lot of them are ghostwritten filler novels. Weird aliens, intense plotlines, lots of really good character moments.

[@mslabo102s2]

war traumas

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I remember them being good, but that's about all I remember about them. Aside from getting them at a scholastic book fair

[@MrWolfSnack]

They also had an Animorphs movie I think too?

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

yo that editing wasnt too shabby, theres definitely more highlights that could have fit in this also, correct me if im wrong, but wasnt chaos break the game with the distorted cat meow?

[@hexedcrab]

was that a matt watson scream

[@anadorablestraycat5255]

Seb Tee this editing style is fucking glorious, it feels like a classic vinesauce video from several years ago

[@toastedghost8971]

Chaos Break: voice acting by Neil Breen

[@Evilriku13]

since I know two of these voice actors form another game, I wonder if the VA's were recorded in japan again with little to no voice line direction. Its so weird when u find out that Mitsuki & Jake voiced in the future two characters in an rather rough gem of an RPG, but their voice work there was way more polished then here, luckily!

[@wolvensoul9147]

There are tons of old ps1 game that were easy to get lost in. A lot of ps1 games kinda lacked direction and you end up wandering around in 1 single area until you find some little key that you can barely see.

[@SkyNinja759]

8:55 That logo brings back Turok memories I forgot I had. It was such a cool animated logo back then.

[@Huayra175]

That PS1 intro will always give me chills

[@boscothedogproductions]

The walking animations in the animorphs game is still more convincing than most triple a games today

[@BroomPusher2024]

6:19 Batman Spin

[@gnbman]

Batman & Robin has beautiful visuals for a PS1 game and an actual open world. Imagine if fans put a team together to mod it into a good game.

[@PixelTheIncrediboxer]

15:11 why tf does he sound like yandere dev

[@SteelWithIt]

Honestly, Hideo Kojima's Resident Half-Life looks like it could've been a hidden gem if it weren't for the text-to-speech-esque "Voice acting" and the obvious infringe.

[@TheGeoshark]

It breaks my fucking heart that there are 3 Animorphs games and they all fucking suck

[@DeltaD36]

Vinny saying "Call me now" in what sounds like a horrible Jamaican accent is what I needed.

[@Maddox_San]

*4:41* Robin's Logo reminds me of Mazda's logo

[@officernealy]

10:16 - 10:18, Jeez, those two seconds of Ultimate Battle 22's intro was all it took for me to have Vietnam level flashbacks of how I used to invite people over after school to play that travesty. Thank god I rebounded by finding a better Toonami show based PS1 fighting games with Gundam Battle Assault 2, but to this day I wonder if those kids who are still my friends truly ever forgave me.

[@AlexTenThousand]

Me: "Mom, can we get Turok?" Mom: "We have Turok at home!" The Turok at home: 9:27

[@elrymoe]

That ending was so good, thanks binyot.

[@dnawalks]

0:48 Melee Donkey Kong be like

[@Seany1616]

i love it when vinny bursts into karl pilkington impressions, "kick me height" was a golden reference for what was going on in the game

[@SpiffyGc]

A new vinesauce vid always makes the day better

[@HowlingComet450]

The game over of Animorphs scarred me as a kid. I hate the fact that I was reminded of that and now I know what game that was. Thank you.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

This whole time youtube's auto quality was at 144p and I thought it was literally just normal footage of PS1 games.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

I remember renting the Animorphs game a long time ago. It was...really...really bizarre. They had no idea how to turn the story into a video game so they just went 'Fuck it' and made it into a really crappy platformer.

[@smellsfishyhere]

the amount of joy i get from random futurama references- like at 2:27 lol

[@troyjardine5850]

Just when we though that Teras Kasi was exiled from canon, Solo brought it back

[@Jex9229]

1:33 good press channel reference 😲

[@MustafaTurgutDenizer]

At first I didn'y pay attention to the title and thought that this was just another Fan Art Showcase stream. Also because the thumbnail looks really good and different from default template. Nice thumbnail Binyot.

[@catsukisubaru3715]

I love how I've been watching vinny for 5 years now and I can no longer tell when he is lying so I still don't know if his name is actually vinny now

[@leetri]

I thought everyone knew his name is Pizzapasta

[@marcar9marcar972]

Honestly the last one looked kinda cool

[@NunofYerbizness]

0:49 Melee DK?

[@Glory2Snowstar]

The thumbnail gives me No Straight Roads vibes, it's quite nice!

[@MR-cm5qt]

As a fellow No Straight Roads fan, I must say how?

[@EasySqueezy1]

That intro gave me a massive sense of nostalgia right down to the old TV blue screen

[@calfriedman6981]

0:55 wait was that noise edited or original??

[@ohmygahdbilly]

I recently found a random PS1 on the sidewalk in a bag with metal gear solid in it That's about all I have to say, sorry.

[@RickyRiceB]

That’s pretty interesting ngl

[@ohmygahdbilly]

@@RickyRiceB it also had a PS2 so I had an excuse to buy a copy of snake eater

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Both discs?

[@ohmygahdbilly]

@@SharkNinjaBlueStar shockingly yeah, only thing wrong was the case was badly damaged

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

@@ohmygahdbilly they're not scratched to shit?

[@Sam_SE3]

i loved that episode of futurama where fry turned into a tiger

[@tomockonher]

I was honestly stunned to hear Karl pilkington quote @ 16:17 - worlds are colliding

[@llortaton2834]

Every once in a while, somebody in the chat ask vinny if it's his real name and it's amazing everytime

[@mortizauge]

6:00 Oh no, he's becoming the Joker

[@vodkasvoice]

I wish there were any kind of emote or vocabulary to convey to you the face I made, totally involuntarily, when I heard the words "How do I move forward? ... WITH THE R BUTTON." the PS1 truly was a lawless wasteland

[@tobubiify]

OMG I REMEMBER THE BATMAN VS ROBIN GAME. I just go around with batmobile because it looks cool and don't know what to do other than that

[@NopeNaw]

I legit thought the floating Robin signal on the Batman & Robin menu screen was a set of pursing lips...

[@KamilHenri]

Crash Barbiecoot

[@bo_llito]

The one where you shoot bugs terrified me as a child lol

[@SirMexicanYCP]

That hydraulic press reference made me laugh way more than it should.

[@paolo2763]

9:18 I wasn't expecting Dale from King of the Hill to give me such mission

[@DexDexter0]

Damn, animorphs desperately needs a reboot. Hopefully with the new books coming, we can get something decent

[@Onigirli]

The graphic novel was good and gives me hope

[@blankpage9277]

What? Is Applegate hiring more ghost writers to crap out more of those? There were already like 100.

[@SomeGuy-tr2hi]

Why does the Crow music kinda sound like Bowser’s Theme from SM64?

[@BananaLizard]

they game him a bat credit card...?

[@WiresDawson]

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