[Vinesauce] Vinny - Java Phone Games

[@asbestosfish_]

Vinny having such a deep fear for the out of context account is hilarious.

[@kaydwessie296]

Hilarious AND relatable, cause you wouldn't want something TOO weird getting out, because people who aren't fans would definitely be shitty about it

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

He had no fear... Until now.

[@captainkeyes9913]

I would too TBH

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Do not slime the dead granny

[@FyrenRei]

Just for curiosity, is the out of context account someone on twitter, youtube or someone from chat?

[@FENT4NYLG4MING]

I feel like that mega man game was really close to killing vinny

[@Lucaninae]

so that's the second one after Tron Bonne

[@averagebritishguy7082]

Always with him and Mega Man.

[@regat192]

That’s Wendy’s in the jungle. They probably want something exotic in their menu

[@TheOGLegoGuy]

something chat has longed to do

[@FromSamToYou]

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[@killerjohnny2]

"Why can't I slime the Granny?" -Vinny "GILF Chaser" Pizzapasta.

[@lasarousi]

Gimli I'd like to ferment.

[@techpriest8965]

Virgin PC "master race" vs. Chad early 2000's mobile gamer

[@MustafaTurgutDenizer]

@Matthew Moore ❤❤❤

[@moahammad1mohammad]

I was the chad flipphone gamer. I remember playing call of duty black ops on the Motorola

[@Chromeno]

I remember playing asphalt airborne on my samsung

[@Chromeno]

(not an android)

[@RipRLeeErmey]

@@moahammad1mohammad I had Modern Warfare on my old slide phone. I still have the phone, but it doesn't have the battery, and I doubt the game is still on the phone.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

"Why can't I slime the granny?... She's dead already!" 2019 Vinesauce, Vinny.

[@Indeside]

He said not to quote that without the disclaimer

[@fnln3011]

disclaimer: vinesauce as a corporation is not liable if Vinny slimes your dead granny

[@DeadwingDork]

I'm so mad Nintendo didn't add Super Mario Comes 2 Brazil to their remaster collections today.

[@matthewlong7547]

YOOO it's him! the dork of deadwings! Glad your channel wasn't deleted yet! kinda...

[@thousandsofclowns]

But instead they ripped off Mario Battle Royale. Shame

[@xSeBauTx1248]

not either the hd edition of mario all-stars for wii

[@Pataponaddict]

@@thousandsofclowns that's what everyone thinks, but nintendo plans games way before development

[@flerpysmerp9394]

Cum 2 Brazill

[@takanawabecky]

Werehog is a misnomer, the were in werewolf stand for "adult male", werewolf is man-wolf, thus werehog is Man-hog Raiden, squeeze my man-hog

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

So it should be hedgewolf or something along those lines?

[@LeviathanRX]

So is "Workaholic" and other such words but people still use it

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

Just throw some ursine in there and it's man-bear-pig

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

@@ultimateweeabootrash thaaaat actually sounds a lot cooler than werehog

[@slamgrene8440]

funny thing is that mario, tiny toons, and dragon ball have crossed over in one place officially once a commercial for the south korean version of the SNES (super comboy) is responsible for this

[@duggiek1352]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rquleYCjead-q6c Sauce for anyone curious about it.lol

[@averagebritishguy7082]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2fPaYB8mbmUhqc

[@duggiek1352]

7:50 "Getting over it with Dr Wily"

[@torreywhiting5402]

Perfect lmao

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

You know it's bad when you can't tell if the video is laggy or if the games are just that stanky

[@MrWolfSnack]

Mobile games played with the keypad so you have to account for input response.

[@JakeRanney]

6:14 I love how it has the options from the original title screen, in addition to the ones actually for the game

[@StrangeCorvus]

(0:45) “Super Mario Mushroom version” (1:04) “Save the princess” (1:12) “Looking at the princess “ (1:24) “Zezheng ground, shutting down..." or "Zezheng ground has been shut down...” (1:41) “You can still continue eating the mushrooms” Please come to Brazil.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ZEZHENG GROUND

[@StrangeCorvus]

@@screamsinrussian5773 I have no idea what Zezheng is or means asdfghjkl **sobs**

[@Camkitsune]

@@StrangeCorvus Zhezheng is definitely Chinese. According to google, the most probable results are for some kind of Chinese phone company... ...Or the third wife of Mao Zedong.

[@StrangeCorvus]

@Epic kris Esse é o Vinny.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@Epic kris sopa de macaco uma delicia

[@izayaorihara5516]

What Vinny felt during that Mega Man game was just Granny Slime trying to possess him

[@gangrene9897]

Garfield songs _Plays Hail the Fishmen from the LISA Soundtrack_

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

He doesn't know that, he just saw the weird animutation video.

[@ChaosUnown]

I am so glad I’m not the only one who noticed that

[@dealerman5955]

A classic Garfield tune, didn’t you know?

[@abcde9061]

I choose to believe that it was just a really good shitpost

[@captainkeyes9913]

6:12 no dude it's totally hl2 dude he has a crowbar dude

[@screamsinrussian5773]

bruh hl2 stole guns from gmod

[@captainkeyes9913]

@@screamsinrussian5773 I know your joking rn. But when I was young and gmod videos where everywhere on youtube, I saw hl2 and got confused to what game borrowed the others engine.

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

@@captainkeyes9913 Same.Tbh every time I think of Half-Life now my mind goes straight to either Gmod or Sven Co-op at this point

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@captainkeyes9913 can't take gman serious now either

[@captainkeyes9913]

@@screamsinrussian5773 gmod face poser did him dirty kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3fVfnanqph3nsk

[@theborg6327]

9:51 "Colonel, i need help, i was trying to sneak around, but I've been caught and now i'm imprisoned in this Lithuanian smash bros rip-off."

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

Krystal: *"This is the closest I'll get to being in smash ? Hell, the closest thing to a new game."*

[@ikagura]

@@Muster_Muckee_II Krystal is furbait

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

@@ikagura To be fair, you could technically say that about the *_entire_* Star Fox cast.

[@ikagura]

@@Muster_Muckee_II She's more blatant, Fay and Miyu are less furbaity.

[@ytCarnage]

Bill Murray voicing Garfield is the first voice impression that Vinny had utterly, utterly failed.

[@kaydwessie296]

Can't know until you try, right?

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

He was more going for Garfield and hit something Murray-ish, then went with it. Besides, that movie sucked and Murray hated it. He thought the Joel Coen (as in the Coen Brothers) directed it, but it was the Joel Cohen. It could be argued that Bill Murray did a poor Bill Murray impression throughout it.

[@jimm7346]

Eh, there's some others he's tried and failed. But that other guy was right, won't know until you try.

[@princesstamika]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio I want to believe that version of events instead of Murray just getting a paycheck like Vinny said. That funny story was created as a cover, which is ingenious because that's what people want to believe happened. It's a spin reminiscent of "kayfabe" as we wrestling fans call it.

[@Aitherion]

Never forget baritone Walken.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

3:33 Vinny has officially played LISA now.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

@hell no Many things are bereft of sense. It is in the senseless, that we find meaning, dearest bab.

[@alans-dumb-username]

Not necessarily, while the music is from LISA, it's also in the original video with the morphing Garfield comic panels (it's called GANfield iirc)

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

@hell no It isn't even a joke, just an inaccurate statement based on a shaky assumption.

[@Varky229]

Granny Slime's hot slime ice cream.

[@takeoutfromchina3166]

Chinese bootleg smash director: "hey we gotta add that Fox character. You know from that star game. I don't care just put them in there. Dev working on the game: "I really like that blue fox girl."

[@ikagura]

Furry dev

[@peteynutt4104]

@@ikagura everyone is furry for Krystal.

[@ikagura]

@@peteynutt4104 Or Falco

[@scarymonsters524]

@@peteynutt4104 Or Wolf.

[@MrWolfSnack]

@@peteynutt4104 Or Fox.

[@Borti_Ovi]

Yes! Java Flip-Phone Games: the most legitimate knockoff products ever created... next to games made by King. ADDENDUM: 3:33 Lisa music?

[@davbones]

all hail the fishmen babeyyyyy

[@kirgizikable]

LISA music was indeed a nice touch

[@AA-wr5kh]

I really hope Vinny plays the LISA series some day.

[@Borti_Ovi]

man with wrong opinions I loved LISA when I saw a playthrough of it by a streamer, and I too would want to see Vinny play it! But here’s the thing: I do not want that game to be suggested to Vinny. I want Vinny to discover the game on his own and have him experience it his own way. I don’t want the game to be pestered on to him because all that pestering does is annoy the person which may lead to animosity to what’s being pestered for. There are some titles that I cannot stomach because of my constant exposure to it: and these titles I had little to no interest to begin with! I don’t want that for LISA. I would rather just keep the game out of his conscience than seeing Vinny get constant agida whenever the game is even uttered in his feed!

[@temothy6963]

i was just about to call that out too. i loved getting to hear that.

[@TakeNoShift]

I love how the HL2 title screen was just a screenshot of the original with the crusty text included lmao.

[@bread_dawg]

IT'S GRANNY SLIMIN' TIME

[@theuncannydag]

She's dead already

[@jahrfuhlnehm]

GRANNY SLIME'S HOT SLIMY-'N CREAM!

[@J-D03]

WHY CANT I SLIME THE GRANNY

[@Riolupai]

WeirdChamp

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@Riolupai blessed profile pic

[@aidanmyer5689]

“She’s dead already” -Vinny

[@nou8913]

My phone was my only console when I was young. Pretty sad tbh

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

Can't lie tho, some phone games are still classics

[@warbossgegguz679]

In contrast, I had a DS and a 3DS but didn't get a phone capable of having games until 2016 (still my current phone btw). I was infuriating having a basic flip/slide phone and no means of doing shit like listen to music until the rest of my peers had already had one for a decade, but if your situation is the alternative... I'm glad I had what I had.

[@nou8913]

I think one of my favourite java game was "Liquidator Chaes". Even now I would play it. I still think I missed out on a lot of classics because I never had a console

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Depends how old you were and what kind of phone. There are some mobile games now that are better than some (admittedly bad) console games from when I was a kid.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@warbossgegguz679 Same, my first smartphone was from 2016.

[@fuschiawarrior2159]

I remember a couple years ago that a Brazilian company copyright claimed some of your videos. You have a strange relationship with Brazil.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

Brazil as a whole is weird With their sopa de macaco and all

[@fuschiawarrior2159]

@@screamsinrussian5773 Please, don't besmirch this fine delicacy of my country.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@fuschiawarrior2159 but its uma delicia :^(

[@lvbboi9]

@@screamsinrussian5773 I'm struggling to know sua nacionalidade

[@fuchsia8266]

still fucks me up how that "salvar a princesa" game at the beginning uses the deimon devil bats' mascot as a generic enemy in it

[@SC_3]

Man, the Mario All Star collection look completely different than advertised! smh my head

[@ThatFedoraGuyyy]

Shaking my head my head?

[@roberte2945]

@@ThatFedoraGuyyy That's the joke brainiac.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@roberte2945 ha, brainiac, shaking my head nice one

[@roberte2945]

@@screamsinrussian5773 epic

[@scar8365]

Vinny, thank you so much for this compilation. The joy it brings me is equal to that I experienced when I first watched this stream. Take care, man.

[@WDWatameVirus]

11:46 REDDITOR KIRBY REDDITOR KIRBY

[@rowc.9378]

8:13 Vinny attempts to play mega man while going septic

[@heck1]

that sonic unleashed mobile game was actually an officially licensed sega product to promote sonic unleashed not even joking look it up

[@ikagura]

And it was as bad as the actual game

[@wyattpeek429]

@@ikagura which version did you play, ps3 or wii

[@lasarousi]

@@wyattpeek429 stop trying to defend a shitty series, both versions are shit it's just the Wii is worse by default.

[@wyattpeek429]

@@lasarousi no need to be mean i was just wondering which version he played

[@marcar9marcar972]

@@lasarousi unleashed was super fun. People just hate it cuz it’s different

[@JohnnyCasey]

14:07 - I think I've found my favorite Vinny laugh

[@crojohnson]

Getting Over It with Keiji Inafune

[@screamsinrussian5773]

Also known as Mighty #9

[@einwasill]

Getting Over It with Akira Kitamura*

[@queenchara9246]

Vinny the numa song is callled "Dragostea din tei". Thought you should know.

[@Schimnesthai]

12:50 I beat that game so many times, i found an infinite points glitch that i wanted to upload to youtube at the time but like many things i never did.

[@r.henryjr.1533]

Do it

[@NotSoGenesiz]

That mega man game is a torture device for prisoners

[@MasterP86]

"It's Brazil" -Sauce, Vinny 2020 ~or something like this~

[@MasterP86]

Came to Brazil

[@caitm.193]

This reminded me of a "Kung Fu Panda" game I'd play on my mom's flip phone as a kid. I remember that one actually being decent. Then again, it might've been just a demo. There was another "Sonic the Hedgehog" game I played, too... "Sonic the Hedgehog" and "mobile-phone game" are not phrases that should be used together; having a choppy-as-heck frame rate with a game reliant on speed is a surefire mood killer.

[@roadtriiip]

vinny had a full-blown allergic reaction to that first fucking megaman ripoff and it's giving me life

[@StellaFoxxie]

the ghost busters midi triggered some post traumatic stress

[@romstart8069]

I love how the backgroung had Rayman in it but didn't play none of the Rayman Java games XD

[@CaptGlorypants]

Just in case someone ends up looking for it: the in-game music for the cowboy Mario game is Crush Collision March by Scott Joplin.

[@THExRISER]

9:47 I mean it makes sense you would be able to see Snake at least.

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

BACK TO THE PAST. GO BACK, JACK!

[@screamsinrussian5773]

gotta get back

[@revolution_is_my_name8981]

Vinny officially needs to play Sonic Unleashed. Not only so he can find out that the Werehog IS real but also because it’s actually a good game

[@Powoga]

These are some mysterious jogos.

[@WSDguy2014]

( 6:06 ) I check this "Half-Life 2" mod further more and it's from a game titled "Covert Ops 3D". This can be confirmed by going to "About" screen, the creator of this modification didn't bother to change the text even on the current version of this mod is "1.3".

[@thousandsofclowns]

I can't believe John Stream Highlights didn't include the intro for Half-Life 2.

[@procommentr]

*Seb Tee

[@skep2923]

Ooh the appearance of that Lumpytouch video surprised me. Good editing Seb Tee. Edit: Editor’s name. Blub blub All Hail the Fishman.

[@Lishadra]

8:13 Ah yes, the inner itch of inability

[@twitchsopamanxx]

By the way, the brazilian translation is: Your name: John Glass Your mission: Play shitty games every sunday. You're welcome, Binyot.

[@pearjus]

120fps? 8k? nah, this is real gaming

[@Ekraelum]

I remember Soulcalibur Mobile because it's the game where Mitsurugi calls Soul Calibur (the sword) a "mass of sugar" or something like that when he fights Siegfried. I still can't get over it, funniest thing to ever come out of the franchise

[@polybyte]

Holy shit his Gaben impression was FLAWLESS. New Voice Unlocked

[@heartbeat4atinman]

That's not Half-Life, that's Eighth-Life. Or maybe Sixteenth-Life.

[@JotaceLIVE]

Im spanish but I think the portuguese in the description says His name: John Green yellow His mission: Play shitty videogames every sunday. Edit: It's John vinesauce lmao

[@Limbbiscuit]

Pathetic joke

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@Limbbiscuit you're mom is pathetic joke 😂 😂 get rekted kid 😎

[@Limbbiscuit]

@@screamsinrussian5773 Mom insultment? Gezz.. you need to grow up spice boy

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@Limbbiscuit Slow down, scissors boy

[@serketsix4464]

"Vinny has an allergic reaction to a shitty mobile Mega Man"

[@supermigo123]

I'm so happy at this video's description

[@xflame7556]

The best thing is that the intro screen for that first Megaman game had X, while the game was classic Megaman

[@AndrewChumKaser]

Did anybody else notice the rayman bowling thing on the intermission card?

[@FoxMan_FF]

I don't remember Soul Calibur from the mobile game stream. Those sprites actually looked really detailed! I wonder if they've been ripped at all?

[@KamilHenri]

Left and Right jump buttons are the future of gaming, invest in them now before its too late

[@damusketeer]

*Granny Slime's Hot Butter Ice Cream*

[@toastedghost8971]

5:32 me and the boys after polishing off 2 bottles of Crystal Skull Vodka apiece

[@Banement]

3:34 What song is that? Why do I know it from somewhere Edit: Of course I know it, it's All Hail the Fishmen from LISA.

[@HauntedMound666]

I've been looking for a repository of java phone games, great stream.

[@BlightVonDrake]

5:05 The Super Ghostbusters PTSD... I've been corrupted.

[@Merrulas]

10:00 Even with the Numa songs all I could hear was gotta go fast, which makes it even funnier 🤣

[@ariuspierre7875]

Came here for that glorious thumbnail

[@MobyTheDuck]

I saw the description and actually had to check if my KZbin settings had reset again and started to translate everything back into Portuguese.

[@Vanreis]

WTF 1:06 that bat thing is literally a team mascot from a football manga/anime Eyeshield 21. Like I get it's a rip off but it's such a random one I can't believe my eyes.

[@AceWerewolf]

that itch is an epic gamer moment waiting to happen, its the friendship we made along the p̶a̶i̶n̶

[@Jessafur]

Granny Slime's hot ectoplasm

[@pluckyscuds]

Your name: João Videiramolho Your mission: play shit games every Sunday description translated

[@kiwimotion]

4:31 zhong guo-rio

[@40percentyt]

My god I was rocking the dirty java phone all the way to highschool and believe me it's impossible to find the game you want, with touchscreen or keypad controls (whichever you need), in the right language, with the right screen size (These are non-configurable in the game and can't auto adjust). And yeah, there were some *crazy* big names getting into java games. Assassin's Creed had at *least* two official games made

[@ZomborgYT]

Looking back on this, I remember playing this one cool anime mecha shooter on my old Samsung D500. I can't remember if it was a Samsung D500 or D600. I miss that thing.

[@billionthb]

Hoooooooo, java 2. That feels like it was before I was even aware of the concept of programming

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

That soundtrack for the Sonic Unleashed hack was pretty faithful to the actual soundtrack.

[@GabrielAidley]

LISA the painful music at 3:34? nice touch

[@skep2923]

It’s a LumpyTouch video. Just so ya know.

[@GabrielAidley]

@@skep2923 So it really WAS a nice 'touch"!

[@Tuxfanturnip]

8:20 vinny dies of radiation poisoning live on stream

[@Pseudonym660]

There are actually a few spinoff The Elder Scrolls games that were made in J2ME right after Morrowind was released. I thought that might be interesting.

[@lugi5215]

vinny has an allergic reaction to bootleg mega man

[@porqupyne1493]

that mega-man game just gave vinny pinworms. like, spiritually, it gave him pinworms.

[@za3bula309]

OH MY FUCKING GOD SONIC UNLEASHED, I LITERALLY HAD THAT GAME ON MY SHITTY NOKIA PHONE

[@mikomiko_xo]

Typing the video description in Portuguese is perfect.

[@vincentmaltais507]

I wasn't expecting to hear great crush collision march from 1896 13:08

[@trulyinfamous]

8:13 I guess this game gave Vinny heroin withdrawal.

[@oliverhilton6086]

Watching this has turned my beard grey and now I have the urge to tell children how they have it so well these days

[@909After]

That Wilhelm scream at 8:35

[@Doggy368]

3:26 i remember playing that in my Sony Ericsson S500i

[@vampireknox]

I quote "I'm sweating...I feel hot" when I'm frustrated by something so often lol

[@nickbarbosa2004]

1:11 Looking for the princess 1:24 ???????? ground Turn off 1:40 Keep eating the mushrooms Some wrong Brazillian traduction

[@weppything5710]

TESTUDINATA um abraço vindo de um brasileiro

[@JustDenys1]

"YOU LOOSE" (C) some obscure barbarian from a Java game

[@somecitrus7561]

8:13 The needle threading effect

[@SamFreelancePolice]

OH MY GOD! My mom had the Garfield game on her phone!! I remember playing it when l was 8-10. I remember it being a lot more fun than it looks now tho haha

[@Simte]

Half Life commentary narrated by Gabenny.

[@RoninCatholic]

You can't see Snake on the character select screen because he's being stealthy!