[Vinesauce] Vinny - Commercial Chaos: Christmas Edition

Commercial Chaos #10
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December 24th, 2023 Stream:
[Pre-Stream] Merry Christmas, Starting the Christmas Tree ► • [Pre-Stream] Merry Chr...
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Banjo-Kazooie: Santa's Village ► • [Vinesauce] Vinny - Ba...
[BRB Talk] "Father Christmas" by The Kinks ► • [BRB Talk] "Father Chr...
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Finishing Up The Vinesauce Christmas Tree with Chat ► • Finishing Up The Vines...
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[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@M_ad_Clown]

I love how Homer is looking at Mariah's Christmas Ornaments in the thumbnail. Bravo Johnny 👏

[@ScribeScales]

@@M_ad_Clown So what you're saying is he's looking at her sweet, sweet, swee-swee-swee-swee-sweet can!?

[@tee-bird-10]

@@ScribeScalesNo! Mr simpson! Calm down!

[@SomeSoonicGuy]

@@M_ad_Clown Hey man. I'm not sure if I can get a response, but how can I submit a video for the next commercial chaos? I might've found something that vin and chat would love!

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@tee-bird-10 Mr. Simpson, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@turninonthescrew7394]

(Vinny hears German being spoken) *Vinny:* Is this a fetish thing?

[@arran4285]

They're the home of fetish stuff

[@capacitatedflux]

I mean he isn't wrong

[@gormless-idiot]

fairly safe assumption imo

[@jerryraccoon9464]

Timestamp?

[@404TVfr]

Timestamp. @@jerryraccoon9464

[@michaelbullen3104]

26:35 is absolutely untapped meme material, holy fucking shit. Gordon Ramsay crying as he watches himself rapidly age is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me, I shot water out of my nose because of this shit

[@97aves]

he sounds like a baby crying :)

[@poble]

“what the fuck was that?”

[@looselytelling]

"I did not make Gordon Ramsay cry he made himself cry it was his choice to cry" -The concept of Ageing.

[@ShahroozSmith]

The fact Vinny hasn't seen 8 Crazy Nights is something to behold, I am both piqued and concerned of him doing a watch-along of that movie.... and how quickly he's gonna lose his mind to Whitey's voice.

[@ScribeScales]

Not just Whitey's voice, but his sister's voice also.

[@luheartswarm4573]

THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL

[@Whatheman28]

@@luheartswarm4573MY MORNING ERECTION

[@ScribeScales]

@@luheartswarm4573 But also possibly a homicide...

[@Insanebeastbear]

That's a technical foul

[@Popp1092]

1:08:46 - The shift from “Oh thank God” to a powerful “NO” had me cackling.

[@acfreak55]

same! I was not ready for that. xD

[@ActionYakPolice]

1:42:25 what the tape degradation did to that music, holy shit

[@gimmy3865]

I submitted a few of these commercials, and one of them was the "talk to dead pets with AI" mobile ad you see at the very end. It was genuinely the most loathsome thing I'd ever seen.

[@ScribeScales]

Yo, I submitted that one to MadClown also! And yeah, it was genuinely loathsome as fuck to witness in its own accord. Vinny's expansion on it makes it so much worse when you consider the implications it can cause later on down the line in the future.

[@jackcouch8322]

Looks like we are having evil for Christmas!

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@jackcouch8322 I thought that happened the moment Santa Claus fucking exploded at the start of that local/foreign ads segment?

[@jackcouch8322]

@@crazyluigi6664 looks like we are having a LOT of evil for Christmas…

[@ScribeScales]

@@jackcouch8322 Okay, in my defense for the Santa Claus exploding ad, I was only exposed to that ad because of Chadtronic showing viewers like me that ad first in one of his Cursed Commercials videos (specifically the one released last year (2022)). So in that case, the evil is more blamed on him for exposing it to me first and foremost. This literally would have been a case of potential lost media otherwise.

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

35:17 The Commodore 64 had a mouse with two buttons, an innovation that Apple will no doubt discover one day.

[@tahunuva4254]

I hate unrealistic optimism

[@aminorityofone]

you mean IBM. apple and others stole it from ibm... ill go back to my nerd cave now

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

@@aminorityofone The IBM mouse also had two buttons, and they iterated that design from the Xerox 8010's three button mouse, which itself borrowed the design from the earlier but less well-known Alto. Apple, meanwhile, from beginning to CURRENT DAY, STILL has only one button on its mainline mouse. Apple stole the idea of the mouse, made it worse, and then NEVER FIXED IT. Apple gonna Apple. ...C... can I come in the nerd cave too?

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@JadeFoxAlpha The fact that they DO make a two-button mouse but make you pay extra for it really ought to tell you what their real MO is. The fact that they put the charging port on the BOTTOM instead of an edge is just loathsome. BTW, their scroll ball mouse is abyssmal. It's hard to scroll in a single direction because it does both horizontal and vertical, and it also feels terrible.

[@Jalexster]

You guys realize that Mac OS has supported multi-button mice for over twenty years, right? And Apple's own mice (that they ship as standard, not extra) have been able to right click for 18 years.

[@thethrashyone]

The shit jokes in the Kmart ad are made all the more funny by the fact that my sister found an actual turd in one of the dressing rooms at our hometown's Kmart, about a couple years before it closed it's doors. So yeah, poop really is tied to memories of Kmart.

[@stickitydoodah]

It's apparently a retail store thing! I've heard stories of people finding shit in the aisles at target

[@salmon_wine]

@@stickitydoodah necessary information fans rise up

[@Anon-lu6ct]

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[@cadencebirdsong]

I had such a visceral reaction to the Old Navy ad at 7:00 I tried to find the skip button not realizing it was in the collection

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

I don't even know what Old Navy is, but it's definitely one of those ads that stir something in your soul, that hatred and loathing that comes with seeing an ad one too many times. I get the same with Subway ads, more specifically the ones on SoundCloud. One of them just blared an alarm in my ears no warning which scared the hell out of me :(

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@IDontReallyWantAKZbinHandle Honestly, I can relate with 2010's slang in general like selfie and shit like that.

[@spaceghost566]

@IDontReallyWantAKZbinHandle as someone whose dealt with old navy ads for the better part of my life, its always been like that.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

A brand new Commercial Chaos? On Christmas? It's a festivus miracle.

[@gumloproductions]

Pole dancers unite

[@poopa_stinka]

Ehhh.. I have some grievances to air about this segment. Tis the season.

[@novemberguy7087]

A Festivus for the rest of us!!

[@Sporkyyyy]

It just wouldn't be Christmas without unhinged mobile commercials to ruin it!

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@poopa_stinka Does it relate to that one ad where Santa fucking exploded?

[@drew9719]

25:26 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS OZZY MOMENT he just says “shut up” to an oncoming deadly blow

[@LowTierDio]

He’s screaming “SHARONNNN”

[@StandBackson]

I always thought he really was saying "SHADDAP" when I was little

[@ScribeScales]

@@StandBackson Honestly, I thought the same way also.

[@kyrridas1573]

today has been absolutely rotten. got locked out of my car and im soaking wet from the rain. relaxing with two hours of stupid internet crap is exactly what i need right now. thank you, binyort.

[@toriitoraa]

Aw, that's a rough day... I hope you're feeling a bit better ! Binyot always makes it a bit better

[@ScribeScales]

Damn, that sucks to hear about. Honestly, this month was rough for me also. I don't want to talk about it myself either. I'm just thankful these past few days have been a bit better for me. :)

[@BorfieKai]

I hope things get better for you

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

I had a flat tire yesterday on the way to a Christmas Eve party, I know that feeling amigo. Hang in there. I will pray for you.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Man, that sucks. I hope you're doing alright.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Ozzy Osbourne is such a cultural icon, and the main example of "I don't give a shit what your product is, I'd do your commercial" 1:57:38 Holy shit that's Sam Hyde 2:15:32 Lolwutburger mentioned!

[@Sporkyyyy]

"and Joshua's getting poled-" Sounds like my kinda Christmas gift tbh

[@crazyluigi6664]

More like he's getting pulled like in the medieval days...

[@SC_3]

I love when Alan Alda goes SWAWS

[@spacedog12345]

The reason why the commercial at 34:07 skipped is because it was advertising a contest; first-run Pokemon episode showings in Japan usually advertise some sort of weekly drawing for a piece of merch, but during events like Summer, season premieres or Christmas/New Years there are often more prizes available.

[@fluury]

That doesnt really explain the skip to me - why not keep it for the segment?

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@fluury Maybe it related to people's personal information being exposed?

[@shiethegal]

1:14:36 I'm not normally caught off guard by megalovania jokes, but this one got me good. 😂

[@kuu6881]

I've never seen vinny so mad over a megalovania joke lol

[@Len_ancha]

I hope to see people sending in megalovania like the new rick roll lol

[@MaGiKRat420]

How did this segment get so popular? Why do we look forward to this? 😂

[@silenceyouidiot]

Nostalgiabait, but if I remember the timeline we went from AI segments, to a KZbin poop generator, to the success of commercials.

[@prognosticii]

So imagine if Chadtronic and Nostalgia Critic posted....hour long segments.

[@USMC49er]

The YTPs also add a sense of potential random humor

[@blissfulzane715]

Nostagic commercials that span 40+ years ago with viewers who watched them? Who wouldn't! ❤

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

I've been watching this since the second segment, but always was a longtime Binyot fan. This for some reason was what made go from a casual viewer to not missing an upload. It's just comfy, relaxing and always a source of good lulz. ESPECIALLY when he get mad at Sparta Remixes.

[@Mantis47]

A little bit of ancient videogame history trivia, at 35:17 for a moment you can see a screenshot of Habitat (the one where you see two characters standing and speaking), developed by Lucasfilm Games in 1986, one of the first MMO's ever made.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The Sprite Cranberry commercial is not only a nice homage to Rankin Bass, but it also becomes a meme at its peak since 2018 (the same year Big Chungus was introduced).

[@crazyluigi6664]

More culturally significant than Big Chungus, if we're honest here.

[@kommandantwunder6785]

26:33 - first YTP. 1:23:00 - second YTP. 2:06:09 - third YTP. 2:11:10 - fourth mega YTP.

[@-throat-]

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[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

The Jack Skellington DMC game is basically the real DMC2. He plays just like Nero did years before DMC4 would release

[@shiethegal]

_"Soul Robber!"_

[@StandBackson]

MadClown taking the wheel was the best thing to happen to this segment. Chat can be really polarized on whatever gets featured, but it's still nice to tune in together and subject ourselves to our monthly dose of Commercial Chaos. Happy Holidays, chat ❤ (The Roger Rabbit and Nestea Cool commercials were my submissions this episode)

[@LikaLaruku]

I like how Adobe Enhanced Ozzy just sounds like normal Ozzy.

[@kirbyfan4]

You can’t enhance perfection

[@smallestgoober9399]

Humanity peaked when we started putting DVDs in cereal boxes.

[@crazyluigi6664]

*CDs

[@couchpotato3197]

I got air bud in a cereal box

[@buckmoonmedia5113]

Chex Quest was peak

[@tahunuva4254]

Gotta concur. Mata Nui discovery cds rocked

[@doefarris2189]

Roller Coaster Tycoon, Monopoly Jr, Operation, Freddie Fish, Pajama Sam, fucking 👏CANDY 👏LAND

[@LdeinerProductions]

0:43 Mad Clown even changed the legal copy at the bottom and it’s really good. Love the attention to detail.

[@AltimeterAlligator]

Matthew Lesko really did connect people with government funding. His books were just large collections of available funding sources that the US government was _terrible_ at telling people about. According to interviews and documentaries he's also a super chill guy.

[@ScribeScales]

Yo, thanks for the information/confirmation, my dude! I do have to wonder how much information is still at least relatively useful to this day, though.

[@AltimeterAlligator]

@@ScribeScales If the books are current, the information is still useful. Lots of grants, scholarships, entitlements, things like that still go unclaimed. The tricky part is digging through mountains of paperwork to learn which funds even exist.

[@ScribeScales]

@@AltimeterAlligator Aye, fair enough, then. I mainly ask because it sounds like the guy has been around for a long ass time now, considering DangerDoom was released back in I think 2002 or so.

[@AltimeterAlligator]

​@@ScribeScales Yep. Lesko's TV spots aired in the early 90's.

[@Aredein]

1:04:33 so what Vinny says, implies that Adam's Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights is perfect representation of christmas.

[@overlookers]

He's chahnneling Whitey from tha nethawurld

[@stickitydoodah]

As I age I believe it more

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

I love that this series started with Vinny simply watching funny regional commercials but slowly devolved into the mods putting Vinny through increasingly weird meme phases. Christmas Edition? Here's every ad involving the Osbournes.

[@Forever_Zero]

1:35:32 oh wow, the Bodacious Bee is back, I kinda admire how shameless they're with those ads 1:48:34 also, I can't believe the diarrhea Christmas is real

[@mask-mimic]

22:10 Why are the Riddler and Dr Doom trying to sell me a video game?

[@bibblyboing]

looks like a deranged Bill Nye

[@warnegoodman]

"John Lithgow can sing?" He was a Broadway star Vin, you're from NYC you should know this.

[@shiethegal]

He's from Staten Island, do you really think he can afford to go to Broadway on the regular?

[@thepenguin9]

Dementia showing up once in the disclaimer was an unexpected surprise

[@AL2009man]

2:15:20 look mum, i'm on TV! ps: shoutout to AkumanoRobin for translating some of the commercials!

[@Kirbyfan87827]

1:34:13 I lit up when this commercial started. I live in St. Louis, Missouri, and the Old Man Winter promo was an early 90s classic on my local NBC station, KSDK. They even brought it back the past year or two! I was so caught up in nostalgia that I didn't even really notice the video footage was completely unfamiliar to me, and the jingle finishing with "Happy Holidays from Fox 10" instead of "Happy Holidays from Channel 5" hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. Learning that this wasn't exclusive to a news channel in my area has completely shattered my worldview. It's like finding out Santa Claus isn't real all over again... I don't know if I'll ever be able to recover. (Incidentally, the promo submitted to Vinny doesn't even play the whole song, part of the start has been cut off. You can find the whole Old Man Winter song on KSDK's KZbin channel.)

[@goom4689]

always creepy to see someone from the same county (unless you mean st louis city)

[@Kirbyfan87827]

@@goom4689 Nah I live in the county lol

[@ScribeScales]

@@goom4689 Are you from Arizona also?! If so, nice, my dude! :D

[@ultravioletcombat5933]

Wait, the Fox 10 jingle is from somewhere else? Huh.

[@ScribeScales]

@@ultravioletcombat5933 That sounds like quite the curious case to me. 🤔

[@hoyitsmiguel]

Always a pleasure to run into any of the Golden Girls members on a Commercial Chaos

[@chiron540]

1:58:04 What is a meatball? A miserable pile of beef.

[@blissfulzane715]

27:44 A New Challenger: Butter! 🧈 🚨

[@Lichmassacre]

Genuinely the last thing I ever thought I'd see about the mobile game ads is a fake AI app that pushes talking to your deadcat and manipulating your emotions only to then peddle AI generated Albedo and Bronya as if no one would notice.

[@amazingamer360]

27:18 swows

[@GamayObera]

1:46:32 This (Web?) CM hails from a bakery in the Maranhão state, known for being the "punch bag" of poverty jokes in Brazil. Their awful accent and some grammatical errors *(delícioso)* gives free meme material.

[@jacobf9429]

1:40:33 The Robert Dyas commercial im almost positive is using an almost identical structure to an older Rhett and Link commercial (i think it was a furniture commercial and instead of gay/straight it was about race)

[@SamStolpe]

At the red house

[@CarlMakesVideos]

​@@SamStolpe Where black people and white people buy furniture.

[@ekmad]

Yes it's a parody of that advert. It's like 7 years old and people fall for it every year, I guess because the thing its parodying is relatively obscure.

[@ActionYakPolice]

yes I was going into the comments to see if it was Rhett and Link

[@nixonbubble]

@@ekmad yeah i also commented cause i got so pissed by that ad blatantly stealing like that

[@titanic_monarch796]

The Robert dyas commercial was extremely surreal because I've legitimately shopped there before, and irs not even like a weird local store, Robert Dyas is a really big chain so they just....felt like making that commercial i guess

[@SC_3]

Not so fun fact in regard to 1:50:50 - Don't use laser pointers to play with your cats. It doesn't actually stimulate their predator drive, as they need a reward to grab physically onto, their 'prey'. All it does is piss them off. Is it an easy way to get them to move around? Sure! But that doesn't mean it's fun for them. Use a ribbon and maybe get off the couch to play with your cat... they'll thank you!

[@psifox5102]

2:03:34 Ive seen this ad so many times on KZbin I Have been waiting to see his reaction of it. "Worth it but at what cost."

[@ScribeScales]

Yeah, to be honest with you, I was so sick and tired of seeing that shit when it came on that I wanted to see retribution there myself.

[@hullauttttt]

when that new old navy ad started playing i genuinely thought the video went to an ad

[@saudadesdatvacabo61]

6:06 I think "Werbung" is a "Advertising" indication. Some European countries have the "Ad" indication on the commercials segment of a Channel.

[@ekmad]

Werbung does indeed mean advert in German.

[@oddcrafter1270]

I love the one with the cat batting at the computer mouse! So cute!

[@TooManyBongos]

I am AMAZED that popee the entertainer is in these ads now, and it's proof that jabroni mike is having a definite (negative) effect on the internet

[@LuckyPunkProd]

There's a couple reasons why the Nightmare Before Christmas game looks like a DMC game: Capcom made it, and it ran on the same engine.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Christmas eve sunday sauce blessed us with a commercial chaos

[@harveywilliams6576]

Merry Christmas Vinesauce Vinny

[@ItsThisGuyAgain]

1:52:00 Man this was weird because a synapse deep within the recesses of my brain lit up when I saw this commercial and I had absolutely no idea why. Then I recognized it, it’s a commercial from my area that I haven’t seen in a million years. The Carpet Man is still making cheesy commercials in Jacksonville FL but nothing to this surreal caliber.

[@GiffanyCD]

Toledo Santa jumpsacre caught me off guard, can't belive Vinny reacted to THAT commercial

[@FallenPyro95]

1:52:46 This ad just stole Ness' scream from SSBU

[@SBaby]

The opening for this was brilliant.

[@ScribeScales]

Back at it again with my Commercial Chaos bullshit! Explanations, fun facts, and whatever else is on my mind is up with the commercials I submitted here for this month. Believe me, I got a lot of them on board for this month... With the first ad I submitted at 10:13, I mainly submitted it for the purpose of having an NBA based ad to share here more than anything else. The fact that it was Adam Sandler based was a bonus and Eight Crazy Nights based was just icing on the cake by comparison. However, none of that footage shown was found in the movie; it was all just for the advertisement. The old man's thing (Whitey is his name) was seizures instead of being fat with eating a bunch of hot dogs. So him exploding in the end was put in there just because they wanted to. Also, Vinny's comment on him having a man pussy before exploding was fucking wild. Make of that information as what you will... Next up is the Mariah Carey Walkers Crisps (which are just the British version of Lay's chips) ad at around 12:48 or so. I don't know why the fuck this ad was shot in mono instead of stereo or even in surround sound, especially since the link I found the commercial from was on Walkers' official KZbin channel. Anyways, this was a part of a bigger compilation of ads that were found in a bigger pile from a website linked from TV Tropes in their So Bad, It's Good page for advertisements. Rewatching the ad on its own again, I remembered why the note was there the entire time: because the instrumental was there pretty much the entire time. Thanks for the help, MadClown! For the first time ever, the next ad afterward was another ad submission of mine! The Ozzy Osbourne and the Osbourne/Osmond family commercial for Pepsi Twist came from a random perusing I did for old ads I thought would be good to share, and I somehow stumbled upon my way onto this ad right there. One fun fact I had in mind is when he said that "You're a bunch of bloody magicians" line, I thought he was going to say twists instead as a bit of fun wordplay. Also, when he yells out Sharon's name, I sometimes think he sounds like he's going to say shut up instead. Sadly, the original video I found it on was gone, but I'm thankful MadClown found an alternative upload on KZbin. So once again, thanks for the help there, MadClown. This next ad at around 17:06 or so wasn't exactly an ad of mine, but I did help encourage JusticeWellerColde into submitting it for MadClown, with him approving it! You see, he found this ad from a video called "KCAL TV Prime 9 News at Ten Los Angeles July 11, 1991" and it was unfortunately (or fortunately?) the only copy around online. Basically, the recording got corrupted around a certain point there. I told him to go for it since it's better to go for broken visuals than broken audio, MadClown loved it and told me a fun fact about it being a while since a direct rip was around like that for Commercial Chaos, and the rest is history. Justice also told me no one caught Jack Nicholson in a top hat during that commercial also, but to be fair, not even I noticed that until he told me about it! After another Ozzy Osbourne ad, I also submitted the LeBron James Sprite Cranberry ad at 18:35. Honestly, this one didn't need much explanation: classic for the meme. I enjoy Sprite (though not cranberry), LeBron was most enjoyable in his time with Cleveland, and I think the autotune singer was T-Pain? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one. Well, after that long wait, the next ad I submitted properly was at 1:04:38. This ad was something I found by random chance at the end after starting with advertisements with basketball players, believe it or not. I have no idea what world that kind of "dinosaur" would exist under. However, the Christmas half was why I felt it'd be perfect to put in for December. The next one after that was at 1:07:41 and it unfortunately was the version with the more goofy sounding dub instead. Honestly, I'm not going to lie, I thought Vinny was going to hate that one considering even as a pizza guy myself, I wouldn't really want that one myself. And keep in mind I normally do like Dairy Queen myself. That being said, one slice wouldn't be the worst idea in the world, provided others shared in the experience as well. Otherwise, it'd just be a waste of the rest. Also, the main reason why I chose this ad was because the ending jingle "Hot eats, cool treats, we treat you right" was something I remember so fondly despite it only appearing for a short while in my life, and I really wanted to hear it again! Funnily enough, for the second time in this video, the next ad afterward is another ad submission of mine! This honestly came up by accident after trying to help MadClown out with something. It was a surprise even to me since I didn't even watch this clip before the livestream myself! Oh boy, the one at 1:16:32 or so is quite the doozy nowadays, huh? I mean, I was wondering if it was going to be played as it was, but the edit MadClown did was quite funny in its own right. :P Seriously, though, it's clearly obvious that his diss toward Jared Fogle would still be relevant nowadays as it was back then. Shit, it's better timed nowadays by comparison, for obvious reasons! Maybe Peter Griffin should be Subway's new mascot going forward? So 1:20:31 is the thing that was related to what I was talking about earlier on with helping MadClown out. Not so much that ad specifically, though it did relate in general, but you get the gist. You also don't need much explanation here. The next two ads at hand were also my submissions, and they're both Simpsons based! The T.G.I. Friday's food here looks so obviously fake here by comparison for this ad. Hard to believe this felt like it was before they went for microwaveable food, huh? As for the KFC ad, Canada was quite lucky to have that deal. Yes! I was hoping this would show up! 1:25:35 was my most hyped moment of them all! I was waiting since fucking August for this moment! Both Vinny and chat were none the wiser on this one, which made this one so much more glorious to me! >:D Anyways, the only reason why I knew of this ad was because it was featured on Chadtronic's own Cursed Commercials Holiday Special video last year. However, Chadtronic cut out the last part of it, hence why I thought it should be shared here instead. Fun fact, this ad was animated by one Richard Williams. I also found the ad in a compilation video of sorts, meaning JusticeWellerColde also helped out with the editing there. So thank him for the memories and subsequent juxtaposition also. (And yet, it's still wild that it was only in the Top 3 for most disturbing local ads in that section.) The next ad I submitted at around 1:34:13 is also a hyped moment for me for a different reason as a local to Arizona. The song that Fox 10 plays (which is called "Christmas Time Again" by Jolly Demis from an obscure Christmas album called Merry Arizona or Merry Arizona Christmas) is a fucking classic that honestly deserves to be heard by more people beyond those of us lucky to be living in Arizona. I was just lucky to find an ad with the song that felt like it'd work well enough with the Vinesauce spirit to make it work! :) Though I have no idea where the idea of Kari Lake being involved with this commercial came from. Normally, I would say that would be that for me, but sadly, I did most of the mobile phone/gaming ads this time around! Yep, from around 1:52:43 until I think 1:56:55, then the ad at 1:58:23, followed by the ad from around 1:59:41 until about 2:01:22, then the ad from about 2:02:06 or so before the final two ads of the mobile phone/gaming segment. I might as well say that I got my rips from Reddit in a place that tears apart these shitty ads to shreds themselves, though I first found that place years ago on TV Tropes back when a horrible ad involving Etika's death (R.I.P.) was used for exploitative purposes. Many of those ads are still as skunty as ever before. It's just a weird feeling to have many of my ads I found be involved this time around. And that's it now. Thank you very much for reading all of that. Take care of yourselves, and I'll see y'all next year!

[@Sporkyyyy]

Very informative! Thanks for the submissions as well, this was a really fun Commercial Chaos! (also I love your pfp! 💜)

[@ScribeScales]

@@Sporkyyyy You're welcome for both the compliment and the comment in general! :) It's those small moments like this that helps make life worth living, all things considered. ❤

[@Sporkyyyy]

@@ScribeScales Awww you're welcome! Much love to you! 💜

[@onlyneptuneintheworld]

thanks for this awesome comment! it was a very interesting read and congrats for having so much submitted haha :) also the auto tuned rapper in the sprite cranberry commercial isn't t-pain, he's another rapper called DRAM! :D

[@ScribeScales]

@@onlyneptuneintheworld You're welcome, my friend. To be honest, it's wise to give out explanations for things as best as one possibly can for certain things, if only because of the fact that it'd be nice for people to learn from history, so to speak. Also, D.R.A.M. did that song?! D.R.A.M. from the good half of the song Broccoli?! (ToddInTheShadows and Spectrum Pulse got shoutouts for this one.) Neat factoid there.

[@PotPam]

That is a very...... Interesting intro there, vinny

[@SWISS-1337]

Thanks so much vinny. Haven't been a subscriber too long, but you have really gotten me through some really tough times, so thanks for all the laughs. Love commercial chaos. Mixture of nostalgia and laughs.

[@ildyil1748]

The fake out at 2:11:50 made me laugh way more that I expected

[@Zugrwow]

How on earth can you get that anything is a fake out in particular?

[@Marshtard]

@@Zugrwow the "Created with Nonsensical Video Generator" showing up when the poop has yet to conclude

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@Zugrwow I think it was due to how it was presented in this case more than anything else.

[@trentonfizzle]

1:35:31 The return of the Bee MILF, the BILF if you would.

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Seeing the computer commercial and how simple they were feels like playing bioshock and finding the old plasmid adds before it all went down.

[@segastuffd]

Ain't no way I just landed on this video not a minute before it posted. This is gonna be a treat.

[@CreoTan]

I got here 2 mins after! Though I can’t prove it now lol

[@NatetheNerdy]

Moe dancing with the bees to the Sparta remix is pretty good.

[@wesshiflet2214]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN OZZY

[@StandBackson]

SLEIGH BELLS RIIIIIIIIIIING

[@wesshiflet2214]

Doom too

[@ScribeScales]

Honestly, I submitted my ad without the intention of it being a part of a running theme.

[@909After]

I'm not complaining

[@ScribeScales]

@@909After Likewise. Just an unexpected theme for the holiday season, is all.

[@lilvomitcomet]

27:33 was from the SlendyTubbies stream. the time stamp for it is 10:57 if you watch the vine classics upload, for anyone who is curious.

[@cheapsteaks]

I know it wasn't intended, but for a second I thought the monkey being named Jake was a dunk on Jake E Lee who did a couple albums with Ozzy before being booted off and denied any earnings by Sharon. I was like "calling Jake E Lee a monkey that's cold AF yo"

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

1:18:29 Oh god, The Simpsons got their parody SPOT ON.

[@soniccaesarsalad]

Is it the one where Homer has the megaphone that has a song while he talks

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

@@soniccaesarsalad Nah, season 3 episode 13 Radio Bart. Homer gets Bart one of those microphones as a birthday present

[@genericguy54]

I like how for the second time using the same "ship" bit in the K-Mart commercial, Vinny was once again talking over the first use of "ship" and missed it, only to hear it the second time and be bewildered, and said "I've seen this" right afterwards. Then at the end of the commercial, Vin shits on K-Mart. This itself is a bit of its own in the making, looking forward to part 3

[@bongchoof]

Vinny singing Touch My Body gave me a good cackle. I remembered that moment in that stream as soon as I heard it. Memory unlocked.

[@onlyneptuneintheworld]

do u know what video it's from?? i need that clip forever ingrained into my brain as well

[@callumsparrow4379]

1:14:32 got me good

[@gooeydude574]

1:23:32

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

So many commercials with Ozzy

[@crazyluigi6664]

MadClown did an incredible introduction there!

[@nhilz]

just what i needed right at bedtime, thabks vinyard

[@JeskidoYT]

1:03:10 Hello chat members and Mr John, it was I that said the nonstandard Simpsons bit. I only caught the santa bit of that commercial and did not know it was the very first episode of the Simpsons show. It was rude of me to criticize the first season animation against the current modern designs (and now the refreshed animation post covid). As consequence, you guys can label me as NonStandard Chat Member.

[@ScribeScales]

Thank you very much for that. I was wondering when the 1989 commercial would be played. Now I wonder who submitted the parody of K-Mart's "Ship My Pants" from a few months ago, because I sure as shit didn't!

[@ildyil1748]

I thank you for starting the last funni of 2023 where everything can be nonstandard

[@JeskidoYT]

@@ildyil1748 2023 was a nonstandard year of trends

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@JeskidoYT 2023 was a nonstandard year in general.

[@crackstuntman22]

I'd love the public access segment!

[@crazyluigi6664]

He needs to quickly cover the Satan show that was in Arizona if he does it! Also, that one show in Ohio that was basically KZbin Poop for horror shit with a megalomaniacal puppet host.

[@DerWaidmann_]

47:37 That's literally Lateralus by Tool in the background

[@Pinkooru]

My left ear greatly enjoyed this one.

[@timothyvongremp5282]

@1:42:19 did they... did they parody The Red House Furniture Store commercial?

[@Zipped_in]

1:57:32 Sam "Muscle Red Man" Hyde

[@kennethkay7226]

The mood is right

[@tahunuva4254]

So is the lunar body

[@erainmartinez8175]

That's adorable 38:15

[@koy5902]

Oh god. I really hope there aren't actually any deceased pet AI because that is NIGHTMARISHLY dystopian and exploitative.

[@Fishmanist]

22:10 lmaooo cool album but I never knew they got Matthew lesko to do the ad

[@xavierwuzhear9349]

47:00 I remember I got my gamecube because a refurbished one at gamestop fell to like 40 or 50 dollars and I could save up my yearly birthday/christmas money and my allowance to buy one

[@Googlesucksballs]

I was not expecting the robertsons bee to make a second cameo in some cursed ad's but it's a Christmas Miracle!

[@absinthe6854]

1:57:40 sam hyde

[@crazyluigi6664]

The Ikea meatball ad after it honestly made me wonder why it was in that segment and why it was promoted like that?

[@vexyak105]

Lmao I was actually surprised that he showed up in vinnys stream as a meme at all

[@TheJomarori]

1:37:41 seeing this commercial out of all things on BineSaus gave me the wildest whiplash double take ever, holy shit, THAT'S a true spain classic

[@Mediamarked]

As if it isn't 3 am here, about to call it a night. Guess it will be a little while later.

[@gumloproductions]

Your dreams are gonna be sponsored

[@Dooshkin2]

Thanks for this Christmas treat, Vinny ❤

[@maccamachine]

Hell yeah great christmas gift this is one of the best segments vinny does

[@SBaby]

15:17 - It was pretty much every reality show ever when you think about it. People screaming at each other and getting beeped out and not making sense. And fans still refuse to believe it's staged. I actually met one genius that legitimately thinks Hell's Kitchen isn't just an act.

[@crazyluigi6664]

To be fair, how does cooking become an act so easily?

[@SBaby]

@@crazyluigi6664 They pretty much already have the winner picked out and splice the video to make it look like the contestants who got eliminated made more mistakes. This is a known thing with Hell's Kitchen. There was one episode where stock footage of an already eliminated contestant was used at least three times during the dinner service segment.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@SBaby I got you, man.

[@AmIntrigued]

*The moon is indeed right.*

[@michaelbullen3104]

Simply having A g o r m l e s s Christmastime

[@artart2038]

Merry Christmas Vinny!

[@jared6343]

vinny just disable the sparta it's that shrimple

[@crazyluigi6664]

MadClown needs to remember to do that also.

[@stickitydoodah]

He thought he disabled just as he always thinks he disabled it

[@ANTHONYACUNA1]

Oh a Christmas commercial segment yes please thanks vinny

[@eremzet]

1:33:10; Poland mentioned. Polska gurom.

[@VinchVolt]

Between the return of the Hippest Bees in Eastern Europe and Limes saying "do you wanna suck on it," this truly was one of the Commercial Chaos streams of all time.

[@SBaby]

Truly this was one of the Commercial Chaos streams of all time.

[@ScribeScales]

@@SBaby And then Santa Claus FUCKING EXPLODED!!!

[@luheartswarm4573]

it was trully a xmas gift to watch this live