[Vinesauce] Vinny - Ozzie's World

[@Jaies_]

When the kid was forced to transform into a tree and his limbs were being contorted and he could no longer speak, that was some straight Junji Ito horror

[@Lucas-db2jq]

@nen nennen Don't be afraid. Think of it like this: You can actually BE Treebeard! You can have little Hobbits asking where are you all going and answer with an old man tree voice.

[@NesstheEchidna]

They're eating him! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ronaldronald42421]

This strikes me as that one game the closet furry makes..... With all the transformation fetishes and furry animals.

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Which reminds me, it'd be awesome to see Vinny play World of Horror, the Junji Ito-inspired horror RPG Roguelike.

[@Sasiskin7823]

And why they omit part when lumberjacks find you, start to saw off your body, grind your branches into splinters and make shitty furniture out of it?

[@bugjams]

First half of the stream: *Silly visual gags, minigames, cute little ideas for having fun with family and friends* Second half of the stream: "Imagine how it feels to be an animal choking on plastic waste. Write a letter to the Chinese government. You're now a tree, and are helpless to do anything as your limbs and organs contort into unnatural shapes. Here's a fun experiment! Take a friend, put them in a cage, and force them to drink out of a bowl and communicate with dog barks!"

[@sheepishly6942]

That dog cage thing is literally a BDSM thing, there's a whole chapter of Nana and Kaoru about it

[@ImmaLittlePip]

This feels like some creepy pasta type shit First half is hunky dory 2nd half is messed up imagery

[@Rawrpuppeh]

@Arruda uwu put me in a cage

[@therealpopculturepizza]

Don't forget the most frightening part of this nightmare... *P.E.T.A Kids!!*

[@theinternalkiller]

the writer got bored and started to subconciously insert his awkward fetish fantisies errr.. I mean family friendly activities

[@HarrisBoe]

There’s something about the narrator from the beach that I just *love* “now let me tell you kiddos about how you can save our friends, the hwales. You have to eliminate the nation of Norway. To ‘e-lim-in-ate’ means to remove something from existence.”

[@ronaldronald42421]

"NORWAY HAS TO DIEEE!"

[@wyattknutson]

bye-bye Norway!

[@bugjams]

He would be best friends with Bunji the frog. Not only could Bunji consume all of the ocean's trash and _enjoy doing so,_ but he could be used as a weapon to delete Norway too.

[@ethanwilde4716]

My god Joel was right! Nuke them kids!

[@revenantproxy9100]

Swedish propaganda.

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

Speaking of famous voice actors, did you know that the actress for Pajama Sam went on to voice Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.

[@BottledPoe]

No surprise there that voice actress did a good job

[@pibbanon1987]

"My dad says Butane is a bastard gas"

[@aflhabalafhabab]

She was also... Louie?

[@BlueMoon1890]

Bobby's voice always activated some sort of familiarity in the back of my head. Now I know why, it's some long dead neuron connection to Pajama Sam, which I played pretty much every day for a few months when I was 5

[@Insanebeastbear]

And Californiacation

[@CyberMelt]

1:28:34 Imagine seeing someone murdering a member of your own species and winking at you, saying "keep watching".

[@Rafa-ri4wd]

Ozzie looks like something you would see on page 10 of Deviant Art

[@majamystic256]

how many layers does deviantart have

[@daredrogers3884]

@@majamystic256 Many

[@chaffXgrenade]

I like that it's *specifically* page 10 and that is so on-point

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yeah.

[@zehn39]

the turning into a tree thing legit sounds like some kind of weird transformation fetish story.

[@PoppySis]

1:32:57 "In our 'highly civilized western culture', we sometimes forget that we have the same basic needs and characteristics as a lot of other creatures!" Anyone else get some weird vibes from that statement?

[@bugjams]

Remember, kiddos! Just like a bear or a tiger, we too have primal urges to ｃｏｎｓｕｍｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｌｅｓｈ ｏｆ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ

[@BacuChan]

>western culture >civilized *looks around at the covid-19 situation* h-heh.... yeah... that's what we are....

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@BacuChan We couldn't have this organized mask vaccine mandate if we weren't civilized. You don't even want to know how hopeless the disease treatment situation is in the poorer parts of Africa.

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

Now you know how long the woke shit has been festering

[@PoppySis]

@@TheHylianJuggalo what the fuck does this mean

[@vnseelie]

1:32:22 "did you know that birds are really clean animals? they love to drive a 4x4 post into the ground!"

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yep.

[@krazyivan9733]

Not gonna lie, Ozzie is giving vibes that he wants desperately to discuss his creepy sexual fantasies, or show you his collection of magazines with all the eyes cut out, but is only barely restraining himself.

[@daredrogers3884]

i kinda feel the same way with how he looks but for me it's more of the type of vibes most official Coolcat artwork gives me which I call "Cursed 90's fursona"

[@songormonk6400]

With a face like that, I can probably see that actually happening

[@jamestomlin5525]

My sides launched into orbit at the eyes cut out lol

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

Phantom Troupe be like

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yep.

[@rapscallionrobby]

When I was a kid, I absolutely loved the pine tree (3:25) and wished I could talk like him. Without knowing this, my wife just told me he sounded like me. 7-year-old me would be so proud.

[@ClaydolTheGreat]

“Vinny, find the sexy flower” is my new favorite chat quote.

[@lexireed3097]

Honestly it's my favorite too

[@GlitchCrunch]

Funny thing is that its a reference to another Vinesauce streamer, DesertP. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGjch5l6m5qYe80

[@DragonHeroBlaze]

1:19:45 for horrifying tree transformation. As a side note, at 48:15 there's a whole thing for showing that trash is dangerous to sea animals and gives an experiment to demonstrate. I swear I've seen the exact art with similar narration in a previous game Vinny has streamed, probably edutainment, and I'm losing my mind trying to figure out where and when I've seen it.

[@LeudieBlues]

Thanks Ozzie, I hate it

[@pibbanon1987]

There was a treehouse edutainment game Vinny played that had some similar voices in its narration, I don't remember the name.

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

Why does the tree’s face look like something from Pink Floyd’s The Wall?

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

2009Bandman it’s House Fancy all over again!

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@Vulpes_Ailurus yeah, reminds me of the wife specifically

[@sanguillotine]

The tree transformation is genuine body horror

[@supersnackbros2423]

This game invented barkaffinity.net

[@ronaldronald42421]

@@supersnackbros2423 This whole game is probably made by closet furries that existed well before their proper time, so there's that aspect.

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

It was like some kind of demented ASMR

[@ronaldronald42421]

@Vinluv Handesbuk Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

@@ronaldronald42421 the furry fandom would of been 16 years old by the time this game came out

[@Hwyadylaw]

"Bats don't suck blood" 3 seconds later... "Some bats suck blood"

[@AleronWolf]

Some bats may just suck though

[@jamestomlin5525]

That good succ

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

the tree transformation part is like 10x creepier given the cheery nonchalant narration. _like i don't think saying it in the way you are saying it makes it any less horrifying, game narrator_

[@LogiMack]

That tree roleplay activity felt like a sleep paralysis nightmare

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

I don’t like how uncomfortably close the squirrel is to the tree’s eye.

[@powergannon]

This makes Pantsylvania look like fine art.

[@therealbuttsmcgee]

excuse you, pantsylvania is the *finest* of art

[@Kitnighty]

PANTSYLVANIA WAS UNIRONICALLY GUD

[@starcrossedother]

@@therealbuttsmcgee @Z,

[@xLupineRadiancex]

Remember kids, eating animals is wrong, but poisoning your dog with garlic is a-ok!

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Yea I think garlic is bad for dogs, onions too.

[@BottledPoe]

Also fuck the trees who needs em?

[@thekingofprussia7]

Also grapes

[@drdespair3651]

You can tell Peta were behind all this

[@GrandCorsair]

Also make your dog treats made with cornmeal and wheat. I'm sure eating lots of those is healthy.

[@isle-delfino]

Eaugh, that tree transformation part is genuinely disturbing! Like another commenter said, that's some Junji Ito horror right there. Especially with how the kid is just... Okay with it? It reminds me of the snail kid (the first one, not the one who became a snail because he made fun of first snail kid) from uzumaki in particular. He's just okay with it, okay with the horrifying changes that are happening to him and his body, and it's just... Ugh. Makes my skin crawl.

[@daredrogers3884]

It also kinda makes me think of in this graphic novels series I used to read called Amulet because one of the characters is from a town were all the residents are under a curse were at some point in there life they slowly turn into animals and since the curse has been there for hundreds of years so everyone had gotten used to it and it seen as normal and as a fact of life.

[@Mathee]

Yeah, I remember the pictures in that experiment scaring the shit out of four year old me

[@Rick586]

29:24 I love how this “fact” implies that rodents are not mammals. 31:55 And THIS “fact” says that bats have radar?! They don’t emit and/or receive radio waves. Animals cannot do that. They have sonar, AKA echo-location. I’m disgusted by how much this supposedly educational game has so much misleading information. How many young minds has Ozzie steered toward the dark path of bat ignorance?!

[@ammagon4519]

Are you straying away from the Path of Ozzie? Are you not believing the concept of rodents not being a mammal? If you disagree with us, we will turn you into a tree.

[@Wikkler]

Additionally, rabbits are not actually rodents (though rabbits and hares and animals called pikas ARE the closest living relatives of rodents)

[@larrymantic2635]

@@Wikkler Pikas seem very cute looking! The more you know

[@littlerabbit3285]

and rabbits aren't rodents. they're lagomorphs.

[@mino2123]

the way it's like "in the same way water used to bathe you in the shower at home" and "what once was your back" makes it so much more horrifying, it's like reminding you that you aren't human anymore. true body horror right here.

[@fault3k]

Joel just eats cold hot dogs right out of the packet, he said it on stream. THEY ARE CLOSER TO YOU THAN YOU THINK, VINNY. THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

[@pastherolink7181]

THEY COULD BE ANYONE OF US!

[@BottledPoe]

Speaking of hot dogs, ozzie eats a hot dog but has a pig friend who runs the vet... what is going on in ozzies world??

[@otakunthevegan4206]

@@BottledPoe If Ozzies World had glass walls...

[@DragonGrafx-16]

@@BottledPoe Not all hot dogs are made from pork lol

[@ammagon4519]

@@DragonGrafx-16 then again he still has animal friends.

[@PotatoFandango]

40:10 Fun game for kids--watch ice melt for 20 minutes

[@ItsaBuizel]

this game knows that bats aren't rodents but doesn't know that snakes aren't actually slimy, smh

[@Bird_In_House]

It's amazing how many people still think that about snakes! Once had a relative of mine say that's one reason they hate them. Dude, have you even tried to hold one? They have surprisingly smooth scales.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@Bird_In_House Sneks are cute

[@Bird_In_House]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 l agree! When I was little I remember searching for snakes in the summer time around my house. When I was lucky enough to find one I would carefully pick it up and hold it for a bit. I remember asking my mom if I could keep them. Of course I knew she would say no but it didn't stop me from asking!

[@daredrogers3884]

@@Bird_In_House I think it might have something to do with how smooth they feel/look.

[@Bird_In_House]

@@daredrogers3884 You might be right. It may also be because when a snake feels threatened they will sometimes produce a musk smelling excretion on the animal or person that is disturbing it so it can get away. It smells and tastes bad so the animal won't want to eat it.

[@Shutthedarnup]

1:20:30 might be the most uncomfortable I’ve ever felt during a Sunday stream

[@painovoimaton]

YOU CAN'T MOVE AS FRIENDLY BUNNIES AND CROWS COME TO VISIT YOU.

[@ronaldronald42421]

Did this transformation come from Furaffinity? Or did they TAKE this from Furaffinity? These creators have some sort of underlying fetish showing.

[@RQLAJI2]

RAIN BEGINS TO FALL UPON YOU. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A TREE?

[@drdespair3651]

Who the fuck would wanna be a tree?!

[@guitarguy42394]

@@drdespair3651 honest answer-probably deeply meditative monks. They already spend long hours in nature contemplating existence so having like 100+ years to just chill with nature and meditate would probably be pretty peaceful

[@starcrossedother]

Everyone talking about how the tree transmogrification is some Junji Ito shit but Dante Alighieri wrote in his Divine Comedy that those who commit suicide would be turned into unmoving trees whose branches are ripped off by animals running through the forest made up of the other suicides. That was written in the early 14th century.

[@History507]

I think they compare it to junji ito because of the body horror

[@starcrossedother]

@@History507 I'm simply surprised no one mentioned it. Rarely do you see a children's game explicate the feeling of being damned to the seventh circle of Hell.

[@BottledPoe]

36:46 “cut out some planets in the shape of cookies” wait what?? Loll

[@Rick586]

*Destroy worlds for the sake of snacking.*

[@drdespair3651]

@@Rick586 I recommend the Saturn Snickerdoodles. The gas is what really brings out the *cough* flavor

[@spleenya]

the part about turning into a tree is definitely the origin of someones fetish

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Yeah it is actually.

[@aye-siwmae6546]

@@ArmoredChocoboLPs Your avatar, your name, that statement... Oh god the implications.

[@GoldenTerrabyte]

@@ArmoredChocoboLPs Would you say that it's the *root* of your interest, sir?

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

@@GoldenTerrabyte I did not branch out in that direction, no.

[@tylercuddletail]

You mean TF? Search up tree tf online and you'll definitely find some tree transformations.

[@universalkun7150]

Ozzie: Hey! Rufus! I'm not garbage! Rufus: I'm not done cleaning this side of the ocean yet! ...So you gonna disagree with Ozzie there, Rufus? _I also disagree._

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

He literally told Ozzie to avoid his direction.

[@Sleeprocket1]

The origin of someone's tree mutation fetish

[@yosh9192]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Foreverial Tiedup Delitized guy on DeviantArt got that fetish from this game

[@mr.queasy2280]

For real its fucking scary

[@ammagon4519]

@@yosh9192 the what?

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

All I can hear is Fenneko’s awkward laugh when I watch this segment.

[@gameaddict11707]

@@yosh9192 i hate that i know what this references.

[@Serucipe]

I love how Vinny notices Lumpy in the chat right before the body horror part of the game starts.

[@OdaSwifteye]

Lumpy writing notes.

[@RHM087]

I haven't actually seen Bob's Burgers and genuinely thought Gene's name was Dreeb

[@JazzAdam]

1:19:45 Isn't people becoming helpless trees one of the deepest layers of hell in Dante's Inferno?

[@franktidepod8724]

"Why do people throw their junk in our home?" Because people suck, Ozzie.

[@OdaSwifteye]

Laziness. Once they walk away from the garbage it doesn't exist as far as they are concerned.

[@mikotoh]

even to someone like me who grew up playing a lot of these computer games this is still incomprehensible

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Hey kids, ever wonder what it's like inside an egg? Take some paper mache and make it into a HUGE egg, with you inside! Make sure you bring your toys and some food!

[@stevethepocket]

That sounds familiar. I think there was some cartoon or something where a kid actually did that.

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@stevethepocket One episode of Zoobumafoo focused on exactly that, with one of the Kratt brothers ending up inside a fake egg to demonstrate what it was like

[@larrymantic2635]

At least with paper mache, you can break through it, making it the second time you’ve ever been born.

[@Mokujo]

The face on the mini game difficulty slider would have scared me away from this as a kid

[@cloudseven9041]

What's the timestamp

[@GrandCorsair]

Now imagine you are a tree as I weave you a tale of existential horror as you slowly lose all humanity. Ok, now let me tell how trees are made into paper. The logger slowly approaches you readying his axe as he winks and says "watch this"...

[@cartermilan]

the voice of the beach narrator makes me irrationally angry

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

Why does he sound like a cross between Joe Biden and Old Man McGucket from Gravity Falls?

[@GlitchCrunch]

Wow, this whole thing is rather unsettling and overexaggerates, and gives off bad advice, I wonder who would make such a- 1:34:57 Oh yeah that makes sense.

[@BottledPoe]

Lolll

[@ammytersau]

@Big Scoot stfu paid meatindustry shill

[@Camkitsune]

Based on what I can gather, PETA didn't actually have anything to do with this directly. It appears to be the work of well-meaning but misinformed hippies. This was also made back in the day where PETA had at least slightly better public image, so name dropping them as a charity is a bit more understandable.

[@ronaldronald42421]

In all due honesty, this was probably back in the day where PeTa still had an eighth of decency and morality. So you gotta give them SOME credit.... Edit: Nevermind what I said. They never have had any deceny.

[@Camkitsune]

@@ronaldronald42421 No, but before people were really making use of the Internet, it was a lot harder to know what it was they were really getting up to.

[@toaster9922]

I really hope there wasn’t a kid out there who grew up with this game and took its advice to heart.

[@biohazardousgeodez]

i will become receipt paper father

[@Cvar00]

I for one: 1) Had this game as a kid 2) Have eaten "raw" hotdogs straight out from the package

[@chandlerj333]

Case closed

[@otakunthevegan4206]

My father told me it was ok to eat raw hot dogs as a kid. I no longer do that.

[@Sigismund697]

It isn't? I still do

[@therealbuttsmcgee]

this calls for a full sauce viewer venn diagram

[@mikeyza92]

Yuck

[@AshKetchum442]

This seems like something that homeschooled children would be made to play instead of having actual schooling. And also when I was the age that little kids just eat straight american cheese slices, I would also on occasion just eat a plain hot dog cold.

[@otokobhanchou4477]

You know what would be a great idea inspired by this children's PC game? Making a game like this as if it was made in Raccoon City and by some secret funding by Umbrella Corporation before Resident Evil 2 and 3. The mascot would be Mr. Raccoon and it would be like this but with more Umbrella propaganda.

[@JohnnyGobjobber]

“I wish to become a birdhouse father” Treeb - 2020

[@afisherman7108]

1:27:05 Treeb 1:30:19 "I wish to become a bird house, father."

[@That1707]

Vinny keeps saying he's hearing stuff in the background over multiple games I've watched recently and it's freaking me out that my hearing might be so bad I can't hear the details that he's talking about.

[@jamestomlin5525]

Or he could be going schizo Hopefully not. Hearing things is an early symptom

[@dionsandy935]

I remember playing the garden portion of this game as a kid, but for some reason it was its own separate game called "Ozzy's Funtime Garden". Even as a kid this game felt like a one off; never would have imagined that there was actually more to this 'series(?)'.

[@remyfortuin7977]

It is actually a series, there's a sequel called "Ozzie's Travels"

[@DStecks]

"Don't count flushing as water you use" is like saying "calculate your carbon emissions, but don't count driving your car"

[@FeenieVonKarma]

I don't drive but I sure as hell flush a toilet, so I'm not sure this exactly tracks, lol

[@mimiikyu]

I had this CD-ROM as a kid & it was frequently played in my house. It’s crazy to see Vinny playing it now

[@Mattismen]

That boy that turns into a tree is basically the tale of The First Miracle. Blessed be his suffering.

[@taylorgonzales9819]

16:00 will haunt my dreams forever

[@DeclanProud]

I thought this game was a fever dream that I just couldn’t google the vague scenes and sounds I remembered.. I’m 35 so peak demographic for this at the time, it blew my 8 year old 1995 mind with the new family investment, a PC with Windows 95 and ‘everything’ - a printer, scanner, speakers too. I remember burning through the ink on the Epson 500 printing endless sheets of bastardised colouring-in masterpieces. I somehow remember every stupid sound effect driving my parents mad. Thankyou for taking me back!

[@Boooo]

"Cut out planets in the shape of cookies"

[@ZachCarterClarity]

That is not how whittling works, Ozzie Also rodents are mammals, wtf

[@MilkyMayo]

I was so unbelievably mad at that slide "Bats are mammals, not rodents" [all of the things shown to contrast this fact are also fucking mammals, and some are not rodents]

[@SuperCatfire]

@@MilkyMayo literally if they wouldve just added "but" then it wouldve been correct

[@thedevilgoose2482]

I was invited to a cosmic party once. I could not comprehend the entities who were there. Pretty sure I was probed, too.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

1:19:48 "There's not much here to learn" Famous last words

[@BudDinktrap]

Eugh, that tree transformation reminds me of a book I read where a girl ate fae food, and began to turn into a tree. Every time she tried to talk, she just coughed up leaves, and it horrified me so much. I didn't want to remember that.

[@BudDinktrap]

@Mason Wyberg It's called The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making. Yeah, it's kind of a long title

[@SASardonic]

I hope he does Busytown someday, that was the king of 90s kids games.

[@warmCabin]

There's a Magic card called Lignify that has this flavor text: "Bulgo paused, puzzled. What was that rustling sound, and why did he feel so stiff? And how could his feet be so thirsty?"

[@devincrawford6508]

31:33 Yeah it's only when you ingest them will sh*t hit the fan.

[@maeianomarengo4316]

"Corn!" "to-mato""greenybeans..""👄chilipepah.."

[@ActionYakPolice]

heh, broccoli

[@BottledPoe]

Those voices are kinda creepy lol

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

" *Oink* 🅿️ig."

[@theinternalkiller]

*Stoner voice* "carrot.."

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

"Bunnywabbit :3"

[@VinchVolt]

1:19:49 Radiohead - "There, There" (2003)

[@Krenki5555]

The Beach Boys - "A Day In The Life Of A Tree" (1971)

[@Keezawea]

I remember when I got the notification for the stream, and for some odd reason Twitch put "Ozzy & Drix" (a GBA one) as the game Vinny was playing at the moment

[@commentmanwhoeatsgahbage3022]

Vinny explained that there was no category for Ozzie's World. Likely because it's Ozzie's World. Though it was funny to see some random game jump to the top of the Twitch list, though behind giant games like Apex and Fortnite

[@EMAngel2718]

I ate raw hotdogs as a young child. At some point I decided it was gross and I could not tell you what the deciding factor was

[@purrspctiv]

Watching this live was hands down the most surreal experience of my life

[@connorkiss2614]

Vinny I had this game growing up. I’d never thought I’d see it again

[@Lucas-db2jq]

1:03:38 I don't think I'll be saving my game with this one, no sir. And this is the SECOND sunday stream in a row in which someone becomes a plant.

[@shooby9496]

I felt the oxygen actually leaving the room as the lady with the outer space-themed activities was talking.

[@LarchmontVillageOG]

Holy crap one of these that I actually had growing up.

[@baconlabs]

Aw, I was hoping for an Ozzy Osbourne history lesson, in the vein of that David Bowie museum-game Vinny played before

[@ronaldronald42421]

Any time I hear the name "Ozzy Osbourne" I think of the hysterical 7th inning Stretch he made.

[@ghostmutton]

I used to eat cold 'hot' dogs as a kid. They're already cooked, so it's basically just like eating summer sausage or salami cuts...but you know, trashier.

[@Thorax420]

i literally used to play this game SO SO SO much and after growing up and locking good memories behind trauma, im so glad i stumbled upon this stream to remember this absolutely shittastic game. its genuinely comforting to see it again and absolutely hilarious to see vinny's reaction

[@FeenieVonKarma]

44:20 I can just imagine little Jimmy being like "mum can u help me make a solar hot dog toaster" and the mum being like internally "what the fuck are these videogames trying to teach my kid" lmao

[@saturn2179]

I always see people saying "I used to play that" in all of these trash streams. Finally, this is one where I can say "dude I played this!" I used to play it all the time on my shitty windows 98 when I was 5

[@BottledPoe]

This was such an experience to be there live for this last night lol

[@brando847]

I almost broke my neck from the nostalgic whiplash, holy shit

[@yosh9192]

Only 5 minutes in and this game is making me feel genuinely sick. Should I press the ambulance button?

[@bungo6000]

shamed by vinny for eating raw hot dogs. I don't think I can ever recover

[@Gronami]

when i was a kid i ate raw hotdogs, and i dont know why or how

[@SuperCatfire]

u dont know how u ate

[@billieeisenhower406]

cruel parents

[@captainjurgh8142]

Ozzie's face is like cool cat after charging against his own daddy derek for savaging harassment.

[@SuperCatfire]

YOU.

[@SuperCatfire]

also what the fuck does this mean

[@epitaph8704]

33:44 *Snap* "This is going into my cringe compilation"

[@ImmaLittlePip]

1:00:51 34 year old man laughs at turtle

[@rwiseart2269]

ImmaLittlePip “hee hee hee..tur-tle”

[@OdaSwifteye]

Smol smol turtle.

[@hullzor970]

Definetly pretty mild sunday stream until the part with body horror tree transformation, suddenly toes twisting into the ground but you dont mind, the cute animals playfully gnawing away your bark (skin) and you feel and see? it all.. how mental does this lady has to be to make up or read these kind of stories for kids, all with a smile?!

[@SuperCatfire]

i like how confidently wrong vinny is about bats being blind and it took 2 seconds to look up LMAO

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

He wasn't just bli-- *OHH THAT PROFILE PIC* YOU'RE GROUNDED 👉💥

[@ilikecurry2345]

Creepypasta allegations aside, I remember playing with a LeapPad thing with a story called Ozzie and Mac. This was a world where animals adopted bugs as pets, and Mac was Ozzie's pet cricket.

[@empydoodle]

This is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Your vocal skills made it truly wonderful - I think I'd have paid more attention to this as a kid had you been doing it!

[@brendanm3535]

I loved this game growing up! However, now that I’m watching this at age 29, there’s definitely some things that are.. odd that didn’t quite click in my head when I was 4.

[@memedoq]

THE TREE TRANSFORMATION PART IS LIKE HIGHKEY BODY HORROR AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

[@RiockSo3]

DUDE this was a my fav game when i was a kid, kind of which i can try it again just for nostalgia

[@RiockSo3]

and i know its not like "a game" but for me as a kid i did find some enjoyment out of it

[@TheBigDynamo]

I've never been more uncomfortable until I heard this game narrate the life of trees from start to finish. This game made me feel crucially bad for trees. HOW was that fun in any way?

[@atmeltronic128]

i wish there is an application to corrupt Flash games and old PC games like this.

[@pepsidog8282]

1:26:10 yeah I can agree that thinking about transforming into a tree is a terrible thought experiment for kids like I'm scared of thinking that the narrator voice in the last slide whispering "You can't escape"

[@Solanuma]

that game told you to give garlic to your dog...

[@RoninCatholic]

Don't give your dog potatoes or chocolate, either. (The sugar in the candy is actually the worse part for them than the cacao, contrary to urban myth. But you shouldn't be letting them eat cocoa powder either.)

[@GrandCorsair]

I hope no kids really tried that.

[@Trelior]

30:00 "Bats are mammals, like whales and humans. They are not rodents." This seems like a pointless distinction. Unless they're going for the "Rodents chew on shit" angle.

[@Thorax420]

also, one time i ate a whole packet of cold turkey franks while watching the minions movie on netflix

[@The10renren10]

The tree bit is very much, I have no mouth and I must scream.

[@screwthishi5thing]

"I guess if you're 6 years old and your brain matter is highly compacted" is an amazing utterance

[@ethanwilde4716]

I'm still hoping for that lumpy video of if the trees could talk.