[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality DOS Games #3

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

00:00 Intro 01:20 Mario's Game Gallery 11:53 Mario Teaches Typing 2 31:54 Mario Bros. VGA 33:32 Mario & Luigi 38:45 Club Dead 01:03:08 Thinkin' Things 1 01:19:45 Thinkin' Things 3

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

Oh no, the poor feesh :3

[@thessdiarrhea]

I remember playing Mario’s game gallery god I’m so old

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

@@thessdiarrhea Ha! Ha! Boomer 😉

[@thessdiarrhea]

Soulless Pinkamena & Pinkamena Diane Pie not to be a nitpicking butt but I was born in the ‘89 so technically I’m not one but yeah still old

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

@@thessdiarrhea I was 5 :B

[@shooby9496]

Dear Full Sauce editor: Thank you SO much for segmenting the timeline for different games lately. Many of us REALLY appreciate it.

[@nitronikolai]

This is actually a new KZbin feature called "Chapters" Chapters, (as the name suggests) segments the video based on the timestamps in the desription. This has nothing to do with the editor it's automatic.

[@cocolover1237]

NitroNick777 Ok good, wasn’t sure if I was the only person who had that or not

[@bsmn2oid]

@@nitronikolai You _do_ still have to put the timestamps there though, and they have a bunch of stupid formatting rules you have to follow or else they won't get picked up.

[@VinchVolt]

Also for the 2 people interested, Charles Martinet's first portrayal of Mario in official media was NOT Mario's Game Gallery, but rather a pair of simultaneously-released pinball tables in 1992: one was just called Super Mario Bros, and the other Super Mario Bros: Mushroom World. Martinet's audio was used without his knowledge, and he was never paid for it. It's weird seeing those pinball tables in action because Martinet's voice for Mario is so much deeper than what we're now familiar with, to the point where it's easy to forget it's the same guy.

[@ExaltedUriel]

If the audio was used without his knowledge and he wasn't paid for it, what was it from? Did they recycle it from some other obscure game that came later or did they literally just chop audio from his demo reel and slap it in there?

[@Lucas-db2jq]

There was an arcade in my hometown that actually had the Super Mario Bros. Mushroom World pinball! Its sound was broken even back then though, so I never even imagined that it had Mario talking in it. You could only play and see the pretty lights and the drawings on it. Thanks for the info!

[@VinchVolt]

@@ExaltedUriel My best guess is they took it from either his audition tape or from some test recordings.

[@mikotoh]

i actually went on twitter and asked charles which game he first voiced mario in. all the sources i can find say game gallery (1995) was the first but the CD-ROM version of mario teaches typing seems to have come out a year earlier (1994) he responded and said it was so long ago that he just didnt remember, lmao

[@jakobgii]

"On your mark... Get set... GO!" *game crashes* task failed successfully

[@vissova]

I've only ever seen the 3D Mario head in KZbin Poops and not the game it came from, and it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Like my brain just can't accept that this is real and not a bootleg.

[@BierBart12]

It just doesn't look like it belongs in the game, like someone edited it in

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@skirdus367]

"Uh oh! Look's like-a Mario's covered in *S H I T* "

[@zeroneoz1944]

I mean,he's a plummer

[@JacobKinsley]

Timestamp?

[@tb2748]

@@JacobKinsley 14:12

[@escaperoutebritish]

15:51 that smug sun looks like he makes the pants

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

12:05 THE MARIO DOS APPARITION

[@paladinpv8460]

Can someone clip where Vinny says as Mario "OH YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME"

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

That delivery was amazing. I'd pay for seeing Mario finally break in that game after all the passive aggressive jokes lol

[@dantescarlatto4196]

25:18

[@dinosaur_madde1991]

13:45 this is pure comedy gold. I am crying

[@stormoftara]

Every copy of Mario Teaches Typing is personalized

[@forkrunner2208]

Every copy of Mario Teaches Typing is Personalized.

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

Nah mate that would be the pac guy games.

[@Jaies_]

Club Dead is so batshit insane and experimental and poorly acted I can't believe it's not a cult classic.

[@InariFoxy]

I just wished the game had a UI that made sense and made it clear of what to do. You really need to cheat with a guide for this one. The weird ass music and crazy cutscenes was enough for me to share this to Vinny.

[@gwyngale3822]

PieNinjaProductions I won’t lie I wouldn’t mind if this existed as one of those “so bad and goofy it’s good” sort of movies. The cutscenes remind me of a really bad version of Hitchhikers Guide.

[@NWWfan]

The ost is straight up experimental,, but also just not that good

[@zOMGREI]

@@InariFoxy The guides are pretty worthless, too. I only found one and it still doesn't help. The game does the same thing The Last Express did, where you have to be in certain places at certain times to see plot critical events, or you miss them and either get one of the bad endings or just get stuck entirely with no feedback whatsoever.

[@stevethepocket]

@@InariFoxy I bet having the original manual would have helped. At the very least, it definitely would have explained exactly what all the UI elements are and filled you in on the backstory that they didn't bother to use any of the expensive FMV cutscenes to tell.

[@jonathanthomas7964]

I had Mario Teaches Typing 2 back in the day. My PC had a 40x speed CD-ROM drive. One time, maybe 15 years ago, I was playing it and I heard this shattering sound. Turns out that the CD literally spun itself apart inside the CD-ROM drive. (Which apparently could happen with older CDs in newer, faster drives) That was fun to clean up. That aside, 12 year old me didn't really question the terrifying reality of the disembodied 3D Mario head.

[@shoprocksfilms]

I nearly woke up my whole house laughing at the sheer aggressive power of your disc drive

[@uubrmanx]

40x isn't even the fastest spinning CD-ROM drive around. There are also 56x or so drives around, which are unsafe to use due to their immense turning speed.

[@HiHowAreYou2012]

Holy shit my CD drive also exploded years ago this must've been it

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

@@uubrmanx 52x CD drives are the most commonplace now and wdym unsafe? I haven't had a single disc explode in my DVD/CD drive yet

[@uubrmanx]

@@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire I'm pretty sure modern CD Drives don't actually spin that fast, and instead use multiple lasers to read data off the CD more quickly, while at slower speeds.

[@SamLovesMovies25]

My gosh, the UI in Club Dead really is absolutely wretched; every screen is a complete mystery of what anything is supposed to be or what it is supposed to do. Like that elevator, it took forever to even realize that it was an elevator lol

[@YvngXero]

Vinny asking Mario to tell him a joke is hilarious to me for some reason

[@WaddleDee105]

Too bad Connect Four isn't one of the games in Mario's Gallery...

[@Bird_In_House]

With Mario commentating the whole way through Vinny's mistakes.

[@ziumbalapl]

You-a-smoothbrain, yahooo

[@Bird_In_House]

@@ziumbalapl "So long smooth Vinny!"

[@Glory2Snowstar]

*Vinny makes moves so bad that the AI is forced to win* “Oopsie daisy, there goes-a your Queen!”

[@XmodxgodX]

Just to add more insult to injury it's the one game with music and it's that spongebob music.

[@Dinofly4]

13:15 "Dear pesky plumbers..."

[@cinnamonbeardstud]

Kate Walsh and Nick Offerman, more actors who are walking around this planet as if they were never in a bizarre 90s live sequence video game.

[@genericgorilla]

finally my dream of vinny playing mario teaches typing has been made real, holy shit what do i do with my life now

[@HaplessNerd]

just bug him to play undertale like the rest of us

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@HaplessNerd Undertale, Persona 5, Mother 1, plenty of games to annoy him with. Pick your poison.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Dee em see TOO

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

When Game Gallery started, I sensed two great waves about to hit chat: first, a wave of people saying it was Charles' first role, and then a wave of people correcting them.

[@Robbie06261995]

Those balls at 1:15:00 triggered a deep forgotten memory somewhere in my brain.

[@CarbyGuuGuu]

Thinkin’ Things?! *grade school flashbacks*

[@d3punkt5]

You and me both. My gods, I don't think I've thought about those three games is decades.

[@beanoptodon]

Same

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Dude, I thought things in school, too!

[@njorlpinipini]

Me too. We had a whole cd deck full of edutainment games, and thinkin things 3 was one of them... I only really played the fribbles game and the stocktopus game, and just messed around with the examples in the marble and band games. Never touched the photo editor.

[@mikotoh]

@@njorlpinipini i had the first thinkin things and the fribbles game was BY FAR the one i played the most lmao

[@Cellmate]

1:02:50 Well hello Douglath. You see I'm an octopus now. I got some special surgery. Very expensive.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Ignore my wandering tentaclth there, they have a mind of their own. They theem to enjoy tight, moitht crevithes

[@PascalOPM]

Vinny said gigglebone gang at 1:05:45 the same way Jerma said “giant enemy spider”

[@d3punkt5]

Jesus. That Club Dead game is like a surreal nightmare you just can't wake up from. Edit: Oh man, and Thinkin' Things! Those were like my entire childhood back in the early years of school. Edit 2: Bummer that no.2 didn't work. It's probably the most memorable, sitting inbetween the surreal jank of no.1 and the more refined nature of no.3.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

Man, Thinkin' Things was my jam when I was in my single digits. I had collection 2.

[@thebandanadee8265]

"Mario, go fish!" "OH, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING-A ME!"

[@imSrslySerious]

33:35 OMG, this is the Mario-game my school had on the computer, in the late 90's! Or at least a version that looks exactly the same. Every now and again I have wondered what that Mario game actually was, or if it was some weird dream. I remember that the 4th (I think) level just kept looping (can't remember from level 1 or just level 4). Kind of nostalgic in a way to see it again, even if it's horrible

[@trueblade3636]

4:37 I can't tell the difference

[@DracoHandsome]

Luigi's side sprite in Mario Teaches Typing 2 looks like the virgin / chad meme

[@generalpatton2910]

or: leafy

[@sonsauvage]

"I don't wanna work Mario". Same Luigi. Same.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

We gotta pay off our *debts* Luigi, the racoon goons are gonna chop off my *balls* Luigi!

[@LilPolemistisXL]

MARIO! GO FISH! "you gotta hell!"

[@R3TR0--93]

Vinny doing the mario and luigi voice impressions revitalizes my soul and cures my depression.

[@TruxtonII]

I have been trying to remember Thinkin' Things for the past 25 years, but could never remember the name or enough specific details to find it in a search. That one song that plays in the spheres game, the one where they were made to look like traffic? It has popped up in my head off an on for years and I've been trying to remember the name of the game it came from, pretty hard to describe the game when all you have to go off of was "It's an educational game, there was a game with music, and balls, and another one with chickens? Also there were a buncha weird creatures, but I can't remember what they're called!" Thank you whoever included these games in the pack for giving me some closure, lol

[@FooPanda]

The games are a classic for me too!

[@animedude34]

I feel like I'm going to cry, for years I've been trying to remember Thinkin Things from my childhood. I was bout to lose ALL hope of ever seeing it again, and here comes Vinny, and now...now the feels come in. Thanks, Vinny, you've made the child in me happy.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

It was a long time coming, Bongyohrt. It is wonderful to finally see this!

[@captainjurgh8142]

Vinny's having quite a blast from the past with Club Dead

[@otakunthevegan4206]

19:56 Ok fans get to work on an animation of this.

[@stitchfinger7678]

THINKIN THIIINGS HOLY SHIT Thats probably the single most obscure memory of my childhood

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

5:31 The plot thickens

[@GoogleSuckMyCockk]

The sun is not smut. It just had a belissimo nut

[@nopls1762]

34:00 I played this(or a version of it), and when I did, the sound came directly from the motherboard.

[@pibbanon1987]

The realistic version of the stocktopus game would just be calling China over and over again, with another country occasionally thrown in.

[@bunslinger]

"i gotta say, Charles did a really good job, getting the Mario voice right away" well ya, he auditioned with it

[@boyaintright5858]

Vinny sailed over here on a discarded pizza box.

[@bobbygoestoabyss6624]

I like the idea of Mario, showing kids how to gamble.

[@OdaSwifteye]

Mario Teaches Typing 2 is one of the few Mario games that I had growing up. I really enjoy it's rendition of the underwater theme.

[@rainydaygirlz]

I can't believe Vinny played Thinkin' Things 3 on stream... my childhood ;o;

[@baconlabs]

Ironic that the *MTV* game was the quietest one of the bunch. Edit: 41:28 *Nevermind*

[@WDWatameVirus]

*MARIO GO FISH!*

[@pancha_tube]

*OH YOU GOTTA ME SHITTING ME*

[@MsAnimeFreak777]

Mario covered in shit is the most suitable thumbnail for these collection of games

[@gumn3255]

Yoooooooo dude Thinkin' Things just unlocked some deeply locked memories from preschool and primary school

[@andricode]

22:46 I didnt expect good remix from that

[@NeritantanGaming]

This is going to be such beauty

[@VioletRaccoon]

Shame Thinkin' Things Collection 2 didn't work, that was the best one of the three! I hope you manage to get it working for a future stream

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

Love how John Fullsauce employed the chapter system in these new vids

[@cogcrewgrey7592]

Never felt my heart skip a beat then when I heard Vinny say "There's also a game here called "Mario Is Missing"

[@ChaoticPochi]

has vinny played I. M. Meen yet?

[@Valetravelgames]

The mario game gallery and mario teaches typing youtube poops were my childhood and i remember looking everywhere trying to find where i could download the games

[@Ashethetics]

I legit thought that the Mario voice as the Mario game was coming on was Vinny doing it lol

[@Zemi_Noelle]

I’m so glad you played thinking things 3 , I wish I was there to see it live

[@lordbasilisk]

Vinny's Vernacular - update Ver 2.1.0 Notes: ·Added the term "Testicle Music" ·Added the term "Scrote Jams"

[@NickyDrummond]

14:00 best "Hotel Mario" Mario impersination ever

[@GamayObera]

1:37:08 It's strange to see Mario fan games in Brazilian Portuguese. It is common with Sonic fan games, but with Mario, is either fan translations or mods such as that Super Mario All-Stars Wii thing.

[@exodia_apophis4133]

Bringing back some Oneyplays vibes with Mario's Game Gallery

[@Shadow-Rukario]

Oh my god, Thinking Things 3 was one of the games I used to play as a kid! I could never find the marching band game, can’t believe this stream was the one that helped me remember what it was called. XD

[@andricode]

34:13 I remember play that almost 10 years ago! It was installed in a computer on the computer room of the school

[@francis64227]

12:40 The in-game menu uses a typeface called Albertus. Director John Carpenter liked this typeface and used it in many of his films. It's as if the designers knew they were making a horror game.

[@MVCx_xB]

I had no idea what the ever loving fuck was going on in Club Dead at any point, and I don't think the developers did either

[@RedPoisonDragon]

I seem to remember finding this and playing Mario Teaches Typing 2 on Windows XP a while back. It didn't display properly, the Mario head was absent, and the cutscenes didn't play. Odd.

[@ChineseTonyDanza]

Two possibilities: 1.) I do believe there were two versions of the game: CD-ROM and floppy. The floppy version would be missing cutscenes. 2.) Possibly an old CD rip from the old days of software piracy where they'd intentionally cut stuff to reduce the filesize.

[@RedPoisonDragon]

@@ChineseTonyDanza Interesting.

[@OdaSwifteye]

I think it was a compatibility error. Games made before Windows XP were very specific to the version of windows it was made for and I"m pretty sure when I played this game it ran on a Windows 95 so chances are XP just can't run it well.

[@heroinpenguin666]

I had the "Thinkin' Things" game as a kid, but it had to have been the mac versoin.

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

Mario's got to pass gas AGAIN. We're BOTH f***ed.

[@MSPaynt]

look-a-like mario leaked on you hee hee

[@hashtagunderscore4898]

If anyone is curious, the shape game in Thinkin' Things 1 is glitched. The shapes aren't rendering properly.

[@damianluna7700]

19:57 my favorite Mario & Luigi moment with Vinny.

Please, someone, do an animation with that "luigi go find a job" thing

[@ruadeil_zabelin]

"I got more DOS stuff" ... *starts windows 95*

[@dededethesuperstarwarrior]

Those Thwomps in the Tunnel of Doom level sounded like drinking water with broken glass in it. 28:00 When the word first showed up in the list I already had read it like something else and was extremely confused before I saw it right and remembered that the word Cunning eexisted.

[@R3TR0--93]

The literal face of "what the fuck" at 14:13

[@kirby8225]

I think the appropriate reaction to the mario teaches typing cutscenes is wario's "Oh my God!" Line from mario party

[@kwarkman85]

I remember Thinkin' Things for the Macintosh. I played this so much. The graphics are VERY different from the Mac version.

[@simrani8032]

After Mario retired from plumbing, Luigi didnt have enough coins to pay rent, so he had to work reception

[@JC21]

Holy shit, I remember playing that Mario & Luigi DOS game as a kid!

[@justinsinger2505]

Influencer luigi needs his own game

[@GregTheLion]

Every Mario Game is Personalised

[@LarchmontVillageOG]

The hell kind of typing program makes you learn how to use the number row? Did the numpad not exist back then?

[@alexanderjones5109]

i too only type with a couple fingers, vinny, and i was even taught proper typing. i just type faster with my weird four fingers method

[@herosshade2247]

7:30 Mario makes a Jojoke

[@Meloncarty]

Oh god I remember playing the Thinking Things games.

[@ThatGuy-tc6uv]

14:10 Hills: :D Mario: :O

[@saturm6221]

13:45 “poop- koop- TROOPA”

[@araknieretro]

The character named Lana Powers in Club Dead sounds real similar to Kate Walsh...and a quick search tell me that i was right. This was the role that made Drew Carey say she was perfect for his show. Incredible!

[@mrcrowthebird9836]

20:31 get the job motha-

[@universalkun7150]

There's something beautiful about a stork playing Seven Nations Army on a xylophone

[@RunikaMori]

I remember playing Thinkin' Things (2) and Mario's Game Gallery demo (which was just Go Fish) on my parent's Macintosh Performa as a kid, among other edutainment games in the late 90s. But the one thing I had the greatest memories of was Hollywood Theatrix and the dumb skits I made with my best friend at the time.

[@cherrycheetos]

i used to love that Mario and Luigi one back then i mean honestly, for a bootleg mario attempt, its really well made

[@Valientlink]

yes FINALLY. I've been waiting to see Thinkin Things 1 on here at some point. I grew up with this in my early childhood on the mac OS version, which seemed to sound better than this emulation with the instruments. And the shapes game ideas are corrupted lol.

[@Sprech41]

I don't remember the Thinkin' Things entirely but... I vividly remember that goose for some reason...

[@FooPanda]

I think he may have been in other games made by Edmark?

[@williamsmith666]

I used to run Thinkin' Things on the old Mac in the mid 90s. To this day I have no idea what it was meant to teach...

[@FooPanda]

In a nutshell, reasoning skills and pattern recognition

[@BlackCatFang]

I would vote for that MTV game being a charity incentive.

[@obama8401]

club dead's music was actually making me go insane