[Vinesauce] Vinny reacts to Brazilian Pizza

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[@katievandenberg9437]

The way he says "this is brazilian pizza" is like he's introducing an infamous murder tape.

[@tunderstorm2769]

It is

[@genokugel]

It is murder. To morality. And to the conception of Pizza itself.

[@fabmilan_]

It's like he's introducing A Serbian Movie. An equally cursed experience.

[@holyshiet787]

Funkytown 🤡

[@Es-zb8vu]

Bjork

[@The_Corn_God]

Vinny needs to be careful when looking into the Brazilian Abyss... because it might just look back and pull him in.

[@MrTimy06]

Are you saying he might... come to brazil?

[@TheThiagompify]

@@MrTimy06 Joel came to Brazil I am surprised he survived

[@skydiamsteam6005]

WOOO

[@fourayes1655]

My parents went to Brazil. They got mugged.

[@FederalBulgeInvestigator]

@@fourayes1655 *MUG™ moment*

[@JanitorAntisocial]

The fact he throws those three olives with such flourish in a way that screams "i look so fucking cool doing this" is what gets me the most.

[@JC21]

Olive bae

[@JessAWeeb]

Same. I bust out laughing at that part every time.

[@H000d4]

He already found his passion

[@communadog7874]

For some reason they do this with virtually every pizza here in Brazilian, normally a bit more but for some reason there's always like 5-6 whole olives just there

[@Mistadobalina1004]

​@@communadog7874"Here in braziian"

[@bigbelix]

Too bad vinny skipped over the part where he throws in some plastic trash in the oven as fuel lmao

[@WDWatameVirus]

Jesus holy fucking shit

[@IDHLEB]

No

[@ngwoo]

It looked like the first piece that went in was just normal treated lumber, which already turned this into a cancer pizza, so why not throw some plastic in for flavour?

[@NecromancyForKids]

That is honestly the bad part. The rest is whatever.

[@ArthurFellipe]

he threw some wood and old cardboard (used as boxing for delivery)... idk if it makes it better or worse lol

[@unownfedora2150]

The most serious I've ever heard Vinny

[@sillycookie]

Pizza is serious business

[@vonnie0_0]

You mess with Italy cuisine, it’s your funeral.

[@catmacopter8545]

Zamn we got both Narancia and Trish here

[@zerotakis]

That is Vinny's right as the living avatar of **inarticulate Italian noises**

[@vonnie0_0]

@Matthew Ackerman Hey, at least it’s not as botched as Brazilian pizza. That stuffs cursed.

[@Sorrelhas]

That's a chicken and catupiry pizza lmao Catupiry is a specific brand of cream cheese that is primarily used as an ingredient in cooking for some reason here in Brazil When not done by a caveman like in the video, it's actually really good

[@tuemanoguei8155]

Don't forget the fact that the guy put like a drop of sauce and no chesse for 15 kilos of chicken that pizza at least thr ones i know have chesse and no all the catupiry in that city

[@caldineescogroft8831]

Catupiry is my favorite flavor of pizza, but yeah if done in a bad way it taste like shit

[@steel5897]

Where's the (lamb?) saaaaaauce... though?

[@mat6732]

@@steel5897 not all pizza has sauce yknow

[@OrificeHorus]

Hearing this now sounds like the definition of "AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING WHY"

[@brazilian_oak]

I mean, the problem isn't with the ingredients The problem is that he wants to make it like they make pizza in the fucking movies, but that's not how shit works

[@blackenblood21]

No, theres a fucking problem with the ingredients.

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

@@blackenblood21 I mean, everything is like basic Brazilian pizza ingredients: Cheese, Chicken and corn. This guy just sucks at making it

[@bozomori2287]

@@ErickGameplaysN64 What is the yellow stuff?

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

@@bozomori2287 wdym? The thing he sprinkles? Probably corn

[@bozomori2287]

@@ErickGameplaysN64 The first yellow thing he puts after the sauce.

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

Saying that you are better at judging pizza because you are physically closer to Italy is like saying you are qualified as nuclear physicist because there's a nuclear power plant in your city.

[@Arjuna_R05]

@BrunodeSouzaLino What's the matter again? If you're angry then my apologies, i don't know people can easily get angry sometimes, maybe try to invest more time into your own traditional food? and don't even use the "Brazil is not as developed as your country" excuse, I live in indonesia and we at least put some effort when making our pizza Edit: Also, comparing pizza to nuclear reactor? i don't know if your frontal lobe is working or not but oh well, i guess you really don't have common sense huh Another Edit: Oh also, for idiots out there who's about to say "but it's an analogy", i know, even jackass knows about it, ever heard of context? Ever heard of completely missing the point? At least if you're about to give an analogy, give an analogy that is actually relatated to the context and not just poorly thought out one, thanks

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

@@Arjuna_R05 This is what people of old call "an analogy." Look it up.

[@Arjuna_R05]

@@BrunodeSouzaLino oh my, of course, how could I forgot Edit: if you're referring to analogy without understanding the context, yeah sure

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

In an alternate timeline the Italians kept pizzas a secret and I don't blame them for it.

[@mint5438]

I respect the idea, but the Italians probably arent gonna be the only ones in 8000 years to put cheese and marinara sauce on dough and bake it.

[@Chiavica]

@@mint5438 Pizza dough is different from most bread doughs, and it’s cooked differently as well. But even tho real pizza was invented in Italy archeologist found that Persian had something resembling pizza, even in ancient Greece they had flat bread with stuff on top. Also what the fuck is marinara sauce Edit: just looked up Marinara Sauce, it’s fucking disgusting and not Italian, we don’t fucking put garlic in our food ew

[@atticratz6128]

@@Chiavica Agreed, I’d say any flatbread with a topping can be considered at least a cousin to pizza. Also is there generally no garlic used in Italy?? I really like the stuff. Pungent though, to be fair

[@Chiavica]

@@atticratz6128 Yeah, we use it, we put it in the oil and take it out after one minute while making soffritto for pasta. That’s basically it with the exception of some strong meat based dishes. Oh also we have pasta aglio e olio (garlic and oil) that has just fine diced garlic without the heart (green part inside), oil and spicy pepper

[@atticratz6128]

@@Chiavica oh ok, in moderation - sounds delicious!

[@Lucas-db2jq]

Three olives: one for the Father, one for the Son and the last for the Holy Ghost (Mas nossa mano, que pizza atroz. Nem o entusiasmo do mané salva.)

[@amnotmichael]

Pizza com milho é uma desgraça

[@adamp9553]

It would be blasphemous to both Christianity and pizza to make a cream cheese body of Christ "pizza."

[@tauavinicius4241]

Sinceramente, acho que a pizza deve ter ficado boa pakas.

[@soft-and-wet9788]

quando não é um neandertal fazendo a pizza dai fica bom

[@SeanSMST]

I've only ever heard holy ghost from american pie, every other time I heard holy spirit. And this is coming from a born and raised irish catholic

[@Caun-88]

The feeling I got when I saw him hammerfist-hack that thing with the spatula was almost physically palpable. meu Deus

[@Biscotum]

Not even a spatula. That's a drywall trowel.

[@Pactastic042]

@@Biscotum is it really?

[@smolpener7430]

@@Pactastic042 yes

[@Pactastic042]

@@smolpener7430 I give up on this worl

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@Biscotum South America moment

[@crocs_n_socks]

According to Wikipedia, Catupiry, the white stuff, was invented by an italian immigrant in Brazil. Thus, it's not clown pizza. I rest my case.

[@Felix-Felix]

Except the catupiry he uses is an off brand low quality one that's pretty much 80% just corn starch with cheese "flavoring". So yeah, it's clown pizza. Source: I'm from Brazil

[@cawashka]

just because some person was at one point italian and invented some kind of cheese doesn’t make this “not clown pizza”

[@smolpener7430]

Charlie Cairoli was Italian, that doesn't mean he wasn't also a fucking clown.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

It is clown pizza. Catupiry is used as an accent, rather than the only cheese, and besides that, the proportions of ingredients are absolute whack. Trust me, I'm Brazilian, I've eaten good catupiry pizza. That one ain't it, chief.

[@Gadottinho]

@@henriquepacheco7473 yeah, there isn't even muzzarela nor anything, just a bit of tomato sauce and ton of apparently bad quality chicken and cheese...

[@mynameoito]

As a Brazillian usually these kinds of pizzas are actually really good! But this one just looks kinda 🗿

[@Gadottinho]

Where you from bro? Where I'm from pizzas are generally very good, even the cheapest ones, they are stone backed etc... But this is simply bad

[@mynameoito]

@@Gadottinho I'd rather not say where I'm from, but the pizzas over here are also pretty good most of the time, kinda hard to find a bad pizza

[@tokadofoddaci]

as pizzas br são boas msm,o pessoal de fora estranha pq o preparo é diferente

[@sebshifter]

The " pizza hole to hide from your customers " just killed me.

[@rickydo6572]

This is the type of pizza we feed the undead, Brazil has and undead problem, there's skeletons harassing people in the streets.

[@Cajuu]

odeio quando o esqueleto da vizinhança chega na minha casa pedindo pizza pela 6ª vez na semana

[@rickydo6572]

@@Cajuu Respeita os esqueleto irmão.

[@Cajuu]

@@rickydo6572 ok desculpa 😔

[@UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt]

Sans Brasileiro confirmado

[@rickydo6572]

@OnoHW You almost got *boned* by a street skeleton.

[@FatalKitsune]

“One pizza, please.” “Certainly. How would you like it?” “Ruined.” “NO PROBLEM”

[@miraizinhamiraizoka]

original áudio: "uma pizza favor ai chefia" "Beleza, vai ser de quê patrão" "vai bem merda" "BELEZA" (yeah, i speak in Portuguese actually, and also i live in Brazil)

[@guiextreme7302]

@@miraizinhamiraizoka kkkkkkk

[@MrMulambo1]

i would like to defend myself as a brazillian citizen who enjoys pizza by saying this is the ugliest pizza ive seen in my entire life what the hell was that also the white stuff is a brazillian cheese called catupiri

[@bozomori2287]

What is the yellow stuff?

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

@@bozomori2287 One of the simpsons

[@HayatoEvoker]

@@bozomori2287 chicken

[@eduardosilva3255]

bozo mori it's cheese

[@HayatoEvoker]

@@eduardosilva3255 the cheese is the white cream, the yellow stuff, what I presume is the first thing that he puts on the pizza after the sauce, is chicken

[@TreeckoDX64]

As a Brazilian, this is definitely the worst pizza that I ever saw, the video do not represent the real Brazilian pizza, trust me

[@guilhermegamito5589]

Nada a ver, queria uma pizza bem recheada assim na minha cidade 😋

[@Gadottinho]

Nunca vi uma pizza tão má quanto essa, sério, já comi pizza de 20 reais, tamanho gigante, e que era melhor do que isso...

[@TreeckoDX64]

@Krono Né? Uma pizza com massa ruim não presta

[@TreeckoDX64]

@@Gadottinho Na minha cidade tem lugares que vendem pizzas médias por 10 reais e é bem melhor que essa budega

[@Chris-iz8jr]

I love that he cooks it next to a trash fire lmao.

[@SnootNull]

For real man, that type of pizza is f delicious when done correctly, which unfortunately isn't the case here

[@felipeneves1444]

Sim, esse cara infelizmente não representa a pizza br

[@Xneto1996]

I like the quick surgery that he performs on the fly at 0:25, dude has multiple talents

[@diogoayres7953]

that was a hole in the pizza he was covering

[@jacksonhetzman9873]

Work at a pizza place, guarantee you've eaten multiple pizzas that have repair holes on them. Trying not to put a hole in the dough while stretching it out is harder than it looks, its fucking annoying.

[@Leto_0]

@@jacksonhetzman9873 Don't use dough older than ~6 days. The gluten relaxes over time and the dough loses its strength. Before balling the dough, fold it in half twice and let it rest for half an hour, this builds more gluten. You can also raise the gluten content by buying better flour. There may be one or two other ways to raise gluten levels. Dough with a strong gluten content is fantastic, you can sling it around however you want without worrying about tearing it

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@jacksonhetzman9873 He could have easily prevented it by not trying to show off for the camera as hard as he did, though. The pizza dough didn't look close to tearing until he tried to add flair.

[@danielcavallarigoncalves7309]

Brazilian here. So: it's a chicken, corn and cream cheese (a specific tipe of cream cheese called "Catupiry") pizza. It's really not the kind of pizza I like. That is "thrashy" pizza we have here, low end stuff. We have much better pizza places around. That being said, I have eaten American pizza (not sure if NY pizza exactly, I know there are many differences even inside the US) and Brazilian pizza is completely different. Our dough is thin, while american pizza tends to be much thicker. Also, American pizza is primarily a cheese pizza with toppings, while our pizza is usually made with the "toppings" between the dough and the cheese, as it is done in the video (granted, usually it's done with proper cheese, not cream cheese).

[@Twafflejc]

Some doughs are thin others are fluffy and comes with catupiry inside, not all pizzarias in Brazil are like that, sure each one has a specialty.

[@gavind351]

Actually there's thin crust here, too. There's a variety of thiccness here.

[@fiona9891]

nunca fale mal da nossa pizza de catupiry dnv >:( é um tesouro nacional

[@gustavrsh]

Também existe pizza fina americana. A de NY por exemplo é bem fina. Já tive o prazer de comer, é muito boa

[@Leto_0]

Most Americans prefer thin pizza, it's just the takeout chains that use cheap garbage. Unless you are worried about toppings burning, like leafy vegetables, then you don't need to put the cheese on top. People like seeing the toppings, especially if arranged well

[@CACOaugus1o]

I've eaten some cheap pizzas here in Brazil and none of them were so disgusting lmao. But yeah, chicken and cream cheese is one of the favorites over here.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

Sad you have to live there but that pizza sounds kinda tasty.

[@lucker6181]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v Pizzas here ARE mostly absolutely tasty

[@astropgn]

Catupiry >>>> Cream Cheese! Viva o queijo brasileiro hahaha

[@lucker6181]

@@astropgn CATAOPIRU s2

[@levyonthetrack]

uhasauhsasuh gringo ali em cima falou q é triste viver aq, sabe de nada

[@sillycookie]

I once googled searched Brazil pizza and I saw one with a whole chicken and candy on it; after that I've held a fear of Brazilian pizza ever since.

[@kosthov]

Yeah those suck, but i can tell ya not all brazillian pizza suck

[@Drek492]

I feel like the further you are from Italy the more cursed pizzas become. The USA mostly escaped the curse by having lots of Italian immigrants but otherwise outside of Europe it's a real roll of dice whether or not you're going to get served pizzas or some abomination

[@TreeckoDX64]

We have one pizzeria that put one tire in the middle... Yeah, we are kinda wild with our food

[@SirDankleberry]

@@Drek492 Australia has pretty good pizza too.

[@sdoaiza]

that specific one is a single pizzaria called pizzariabatepapo that usually puts crazy shit in their pizzas lmao another bizarre one i saw was in a pizzaria in Paranaguá, a port town, with a shitload of whole crabs in it other than that we indeed shovel a shitton of things in pizza and im not even started on the dessert sushi

[@Pudgyplumber]

The way those olives just sink into the solid inch of goop atop the pizza is stomach-churning

[@_space_cat_]

You can literally feel a menacing aura gathering around Vinny as he watches the video Brazilian guy is lucky to live that far or else he could end up tasting some of that Megaton Speen Kick for offending pizza

[@Deleted_Alt]

I lost it at the 3 whole green olives.

[@andreilopes6156]

Please Vinny try an ACTUAL Brazillian pizza. That one is not even close when it comes to quality and it is apparent. It was made by a lunatic

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Seems like his opinion is kinda shaped already :/

[@MrStone125]

No thanks

[@Radiant_Storm]

Bruh essa é a verdadeira pizza brasileira kkkkkkk pelomenos de 80% das pizzarias do Brasil. Se vc mora em SP/Uma capital grande e come em uma pizzaria boa (igual eu) cale a sua boca

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@Radiant_Storm Eu moro no cu de minas e te garanto que tem muita pizzaria melhor que essa por aqui. Também tem como achar pizzaria desse nível, mas não é o padrão. Dito isso, se você for medir a pizza de qualquer lugar pelo mais barato, nenhum lugar tem pizza boa.

[@Radiant_Storm]

@@henriquepacheco7473 minas n conta amigão, minas só tem comida boa👍 (a maioria pelomenos)

[@ikarokruzpessoal]

O MESTRE DA PIZZA, FINALMENTE VINNY VIU ISSO I'm so grateful for that, Jesus fucking Christ

[@SoullesGTS]

ele já tinha visto há uns anos esse vídeo, a reação foi a mesma

[@victorcarneiro3779]

Eu me sinto mal pelo pizzaiolo, é só um cara trabalhando numa pizzaria pequena em algum canto aí kkkk

[@gustavowenzel1175]

Cadê. Os. Brasileiros. SIMBORA MOLECADA KKKKKKKKKKKJ

[@ikarokruzpessoal]

Como diriam por aí "ORDEM E PAUGROSSO"

[@mr.bluesky4130]

One of the greatest of all time

[@stalkergamesful]

Fun fact: when you put "Brazilian" at title, you automatically summoned the Brazilian people :) Like me 🤣!

[@saltedbutter1158]

THIS IS WHY IM PROUD OF BEING BRAZILIAN

[@DraxonTehWarrior]

Because of shitty under-cooked food? lmao

[@plaguerim5608]

@@DraxonTehWarrior Yes, you wouldn't get it.

[@dawicked2k8]

🤮🤮🤮

[@soul8938]

Braaziiil campeeaoo del mundoo numero unooo 🇧🇷 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 👑 👑 ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

[@guilhermegamito5589]

Mano, pizza recheada do krl, alá o gringo falando merda

[@Gonger02]

Me and my dad used to sell homemade pizzas and ill tell you that even though i dont know what ingredients he used for the pizza he was really efficient and fast at making one

[@Rihcterwilker]

This video made it dirty, usually people here make pizza in a more "respectable" manner.

[@xauxe]

Just so you know, the ingredients are - by order of appearence: pizza dough, tomato sauce ( cheap and not very concentrated by the looks of it), shredded chicken breast, catupiry cheese (a brazilian variety of creamy chesse ), canned corn ( a staple of brazilian junk food) amd THREE OLIVES! It is cooked propperly, you won't get salmonela from it because the chicken breats is pre-cooked and these ovens burn very hot so the dough is probably even a bit crrunchy. As you can see , this isn't a fancy place - that pizza should cost under 5 dollars. This flavor of pizza is the favourite of many brazilians (not mine, tho), and can be made in nicer ways with better ingredients (more olives, no corn, a little bit less of cheese and chicken - but improving in quality). Also, eating in cars isn't as popular in Brazil as it is in the U.S, most people will either order the pizza to be delivered at their homes or eat at the restaurant.

[@GodliestCat]

Korea fighting!

[@totemxatu]

Man made this!

[@WDWatameVirus]

*DON'T FORGET CANNED VEGETABLES!*

[@undertaleislife7210]

Add more ketchup to make it more zesty and authentic!

[@RodrigoMacielCosta]

This guy will have a heart attack if he ever walks into an Brazilian all-you-can-eat pizza buffet and see all the kinds of pizza there. Also when he finds out that in most places, you don't eat pizza with your hands, but with plates, knifes, and forks. This will be a huge cultural shock.

[@SirDankleberry]

Wait what? What the fuck Brazil?

[@RodrigoMacielCosta]

@@SirDankleberry you aint see nothing yet. Bring in the candy pizza!

[@SirDankleberry]

@@RodrigoMacielCosta Oh no...

[@victornecromancer]

To morando no Brasil errado então, pq só vejo gente comendo pizza de garfo e faca em lugares "finos" kkkkkkkkk

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@victornecromancer Qualquer pizzaria na região que eu moro te dá prato e garfo. Claro, se você compra pizza por entrega, você come a pizza como quiser.

[@Pedrojerico]

Love his enthusiasm making that mess! But chicken and catupiry pizzas are actually really good. Trust. 👍

[@EmilicoYamigos]

I bet there was some brazilian chat member out there watching the stream, that unsubbed and unfollowed that night when Vinny gave his oppinion about this mostrosity.

[@sofiaandersson9661]

That thing honestly looks disgusting, my god.

[@betod_arte]

BRAZIL MENTIONED 😳 as much i respect the pizza master, this is just a goofy video, there's actually some really good pizzas here in brazil, please come vinny

[@kirabee4134]

There's something special about the way he stabs the pizza at the end lol

[@LeoneTK]

I will shed some light on everyone with doubts, I am Brazilian and this is my favorite pizza flavor, I will explain how this pizza was made, the first thing he put was tomato sauce with cream, in Brazil at least , it is common for some people to use sour cream to reduce the acidity of the tomato sauce, so it is half orange and not red, then he put chicken mixed with cheese, then he put the pasty form of a cheese created in Brazil in 1909 by a family of Italian immigrants, this cheese is called Catupiry, then he put the corn that is also an ingredient of this pizza flavor, then he put the pizza to cook in the wood oven and finally he put 3 olives that I didn't understand the sense, but he ended up making this pizza that is called "chicken pizza with catupiry", I hope I have cleared the doubts.

[@Alex-ck4in]

I think people are more outraged by him making it so terribly, and then uses carcinogenic fuel for the oven

[@Emanuelmartins69]

From Brazil here, the filling of this pizza is chicken, and the “cream” is a Brazilian cheese called catupiry, it’s quite good tasting. What ruined this pizza for me was the corn and olives(also the place and cook), if he just did a chicken/catupiry pizza it would be delicious, maybe more tomato sauce.

[@felipeneves1444]

I dunno man, gringos think that Brazil is some type of jungle slum and some of our costumes are kinda disgusting. I can guarantee for all of you guys that our pizza is killer. Gringaiada vacilona do caraio.

[@guilhermegamito5589]

😎, só vejo gringo falando bosta, mal sabem o que tão perdendo

[@AlyCatVR]

Imagine that's your only meal when the meme of "You're going to Brazil!" gets tossed

[@SirDankleberry]

I'd rather go to Hell.

[@goopysoap176]

The moment I saw the pizza tear, I knew it wasn't a good sign

[@kaduVIII]

the Egyptians invented dought. the Italians added the flavor. Brazilians introduced ANARCHY.

[@kuchom]

My biggest problem is the amount of sauce (or the lack of it)

[@Kozmokast]

Yea no I had a former friend once tell me he was more Italian than I am because geographically he lived closer to Italy. Anyone who unironically says that has brain rot, or it’s just poo bait.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Truth is, neither of you are italian, so he's still wrong.

[@Xneto1996]

3:30 welp, Ting is a brand of... olives

[@diogostosa]

As a Brazillian I would like to defend my country but when I saw that guy putting 3 olives in the pizza I instantly burst in laught

[@guilhermegamito5589]

Verdade, nem pra por 4 KKKKKKK

[@McNugget64]

​@@guilhermegamito5589 infelizmente tenho q concordar

[@mielos7341]

How do gringos manage to sleep at night not knowing what catupiry is?

[@Adrahmalik]

They don’t

[@tearsoframen_]

I sleep pretty easy

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Pretty easily, thanks for asking.

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

Given that it both looks and sounds like some processed slop cream cheese, I definitely slept better not knowing about it. Get real Philadelphia cream cheese, and while you're at it _don't put it on a fuckin pizza._

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 Mega Based

[@nauth123]

Then again, they choose something that looks terrible... Regular BR Pizza does not look like this

[@Gadottinho]

Yeah, even the cheapest ones doesn't look like this, I already ate a pizza that was like less than 30 reais for the family size and it was very good and also didn't look bad, and was made correctly, with the cheese before, and also it was calabresa and the other was 4 queijos

[@thatguyfrominvincible]

That video is an absolute classic down here. I believe the white thing is what we call "queijo catupiry" and the "rice" is actually chicken. So it's a classic "frango catupiry à moda caralho" pizza.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

"à moda caralho" merece mais ênfase.

[@CowboyLuigi]

Heheh... "A la fucked mode" pizza

[@MegaJak33]

O Joel e o Vinny terão um aneurisma se eles entrarem no mundo da pizzaria bate papo

[@betod_arte]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKpode crer né, pqp

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

Pelo menos não é spaghetti Ambos só falam disso

[@gustavrsh]

Pizza de pneu, um clássico

[@WDWatameVirus]

Joel: "Man this looks awesome, I want some Brazilian pizza now" Vinny: "This is painful to watch, then puts THREE OLIVES! why even bother to!" Honestly wouldn't eat that pizza, it do looks like, humble I would say since this is a small business, but the ingredients and the cooking doesn't convinces me, also I think that white think was indeed mayonnaise, god not even Japanese or Bri'ish pizzas goes this far...

[@souzavic]

It's not mayo actually. It's catupiry, it's a kind of cheese but it's a lot "creamier" (that word souns really bad) The other ingredient is chicken. Edit: it's not catupiry, it's just straight up mozarella.

[@souzavic]

But yes, you would be correct that this is a smaller business, pizzas aren't usually like this over here haha

[@NecromancyForKids]

Japanese put mayo on their pizza all the time.

[@gammadivided]

@@Flying_Titor no lol? whole olives are super normal in brazilian pizza

[@Flying_Titor]

@@gammadivided True, I forgot about that. Completely deranged, but common enough

[@shavrael]

ORGULHO DE SER BRASILEIRO!!!!!! A gente come é pra encher a pança!! Pizzas gordinhas assim de restaurantes de bairro é o que há de melhor!! São deliciosas!!!

[@StudiosRick]

A sincere opinion by a Brazilian : This is NOT our reality, this video is from a VERY SPECIFIC place and does not represent our way of making pizza, there are tons of places where pizzas are made in beautiful ways, with different sauces and ingredients, i know that everybody (including me) laugh about this just because of the meme, but please, don't think this video represent all our reality.

[@AzureGreatheart]

Yeah, it’s been great going through the comments and seeing all the Brazilians who know what kind of pizza this was supposed to be being just as offended by it as Vinny. Apparently there’s an actual kind of pizza that has chicken and cream cheese on it that’s really good; this is not that pizza. People both for and against pineapple on pizza would look at this monstrosity with the same horrified look, because it seems like everyone can agree that this thing is gross. Also, it appears to have been cooked using a trash fire, and I’m pretty sure some of the fuel was just straight up cardboard.

[@caiovalente1672]

People there's just tomato sauce, chicken, cheese and corn in this pizza. That's a common ass pizza flavour in brazil. He just makes in the most perfect trainwreck sort of way. It's a bit less cursed than it looks to you lol

[@unworthyBeatrix]

catupiry is inherently cursed hth

[@Alex-ck4in]

Bro he cooked it on a trash fire. Are you sure you want to stand by that?? 😂

[@caiovalente1672]

@@Alex-ck4in trash fire ain't an ingredient it's part of the "perfect trainwreck way of doin it" perfect trashfire way, if you will. Ingredients are fine

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@unworthyBeatrix Catupiry isn't inherently cursed. Using it as *the* pizza cheese rather than laying a base of muçarela? That's the cursed bit.

[@Guizoxy]

Simplesmente o mestre da pizza, deu até fome. Come to Brazil, Vinny

[@danielvelkov116]

I'm on the "I'm a slob and will definitely eat this disgusting pizza under slightly hungry circumstances" side

[@Graylord88]

I love how the pizza oven is a literal hole in the wall.

[@AzureDrag0n1]

That is not the issue here. An oven like that can work fine and that is similar to what actual Italian pizzerias use.

[@buxadonoff]

And what's the issue with that ? lol that's how it's traditionally done..

[@supsquark505]

Pretty sure he said he loved it not that he had an issue with it

[@buxadonoff]

@@supsquark505 pretty sure he was being sarcastic

[@nullno3722]

Vinny had zero reaction when he put CARDBOARD as fuel.

[@joaodossantos7925]

Just add “cheap” to the title, make it clear and avoid drama in the comments

[@Gadottinho]

Not even the cheapest look like that, how would it need to cost to be this bad? 7 reais? Cuz I already got 20 reais gigante size that was infinitely better than this

[@bnmchannel6390]

Im brazilian and i not ironically think that this pizza is pretty normal, like, the only anormal things i saw on it are the way he cuts the pizza and how he put the olives on it.

[@coryphillips7995]

Poor Binyot, I know this had to be a gut punch to him. I can't blame him here, this was terrifying.

[@ElfRightsActivist]

I like how at 00:32 you can see the Ting that goes skrrrrrrr-pop-pop-pop.

[@mr.sandman3619]

That's catupiry it's a type of cheese i think, it goes very well if chicken which i think is the second thing he put in the pizza

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Yes and yes, but the proportions of ingredients are kinda whack, and pizza de frango com catupiry (the one in the video) still should have a layer of mozzarella cheese in it.

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

I live in rural area of Brazil and this pizza is horrible lol There's one pizzaria close to my house that make really good pizza, they even make one with the crust of pizza filled with cheese

[@MethodiaLordae]

Based

[@JoeDan54]

The three olives killed me

[@picawood]

One video... Just one video and name of the Brazilian pizza is ruined.... Man this just make me sad lol

[@flyingcoconut2284]

The *best* part is him using trash as fuel

[@neotron6490]

"plz come to brazil, PLZ COME TO BRAZIL NOW" -Joel Vargskeletor

[@moritzzz1]

You can't spell Pizzapasta Vincent without jabroni

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

As a Brazilian that's the worst Brazilian pizza I've ever seen.

[@antony123pei]

Mentira, vc fala porque nunca experinentou

[@sulo.-.8380]

im from brazil and this is the most normal pizza we eat

[@sulo.-.8380]

srry for my english

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

It's a famous brazilian flavor for a pizza The thing is This kitchen and the pizza are really, really ugly and don't look tasty But yeah is chicken with cream cheese I would never buy a pizza from this place, holy shit this pizza is ugly Desrespeitando meu frango com catupiry

[@64natan]

I'm brazilian but holy shit that pizza looks awful goddamnit (espera até ele descobrir q colocamos purê no cachorro quente)

[@nauth123]

"Agente" o caralho, cachorro quente com purê eh coisa de Paulista... Mas aposto que ele iria surtar ao ver a galera botando milho no cachorro quente!

[@64natan]

@@nauth123 melhor q colocar ovo de codorna no caraio do dogão

[@rallokkcaz]

He also threw an old pizza box into the stove to burn. Look

[@gab_just_gab]

Joel might be closer to me, but that's exactly why he should be afraid rn ngl

[@MDelasEdits]

Ok, but it's not like it's the standard in Brazil It's like seeing a rat from NY and saying "hey! that's an American rat" as if all rats were like the ones from New York

[@samthegolddragon5110]

I'm from Brazil, that's not how we eat pizza. Maybe in this restaurant, yes. Also, corn is very common on pizza here, and we do have some flavors Americans find unorthodox. But this... Isn't something I ever had. The tomato sauce doesn't even look like tomato sauce, I am pretty sure they used chicken (striped, I think that's the word) cream cheese, corn, oregano and 3 whole olives. Now, chicken pizza is very common here, and so is corn, but I have never seen people use no cheese and just cream cheese. This is a weird pizza all around, and Brazil definitely has some good pizza! I recommend you finding some videos of better restaurants making pizza, this restaurant looks weird and dirty haha

[@zorochii]

Well how many pizzas have you made Beeny? He's trying his best.

[@CowboyLuigi]

I'd like Vinny to see Cuban Pizza, which gets sold a lot in South Florida. I think the Italian presence in Cuba influenced plenty to create this "personal-pizza sized dish" that you can top with cheese and Chorizo. Think Pepperoni, but much greasier. You can also have this with just cheese. And those pizzas, sold either by food trucks for one person or in restaurants to emulate an Italian-American pizza with plenty of their own spin on toppings, can be good. It's different, but delicious. South Florida gets a lot of NY, NJ, and Philly style pizzas, too, considering plenty of 'em always want to move down here. I live close to a NY pizzaria where my coworker from NY was shocked to have a slice and a soda for $7.50, when it's kind of the norm here.

[@TallTapper]

vinny come to brazil to taste our delicious pizza pls vinny pls i beg u otherwise we

[@belialord]

We do have good in pizza in Brazil, but it's called Neapolitan pizza and it's usually made by people who lived in Italy lol

[@saintcoxyboy]

That hurt to watch.

[@fren111]

It's a chicken with catupiry, it's a Brazilian classic, I think he wanted to make an ultra stuffed version, "see how fantastic our pizza is" kind of thing ...

[@jesuscristo6854]

Gringos confused over "catupiry"

[@phone4189]

So Hell is in Brazil, huh. Learn new things every day, I guess.

[@capnchris5914]

Lots of pizza reviews today. Is Vinny finally opening his pizzeria?

[@thiagozlin]

As a Brazilian myself, I typically dislike our pizzas and lean more to traditional ones. I hate excessive toppings and I specially hate the inclusion of Catupiry on everything. But on this video, you are wrong on every level. 1) It is cooked properly! If you pay attention to the crust instead of the toppings you can see it. 2) There is nothing wrong with corn. Canned corn is precooked and ready for consumption and corn bacon pizza is a thing elsewhere, so yes, corn is a proper pizza topping. 3) It doesn't need a layer of cheese under the toppings to be a pizza! Just look at pizza base bianca. Or even the traditional Neapolitan Margheritta. It is just tomato sauce on top of the pie, with some slices of mozzarella on top. 4) Yes, it is a hand mess. But that is commonplace for brazilian pizza, as we often eat pizza with a knife and fork.

[@bs_blackscout]

I wouldn't fucking eat that despite being Brazilian. What the fuck is that lmaooooo I lost it at the three olives. Not only because it's funny but because I hate it as well. That said though this is like an overengineered chicken and cottage cheese (Brazilian type) pizza. If done properly they taste amazing but this is just a disaster 😂.

[@orxy5316]

We will force you to come to Brazil as punishment for insulting our Pizza

[@Cory_]

That sauce looks like the shitty stuff you'd find in a can of spaghettios.

[@toledont]

Search for "Pizarria Bate-Papo". You will not be disappointed.

[@shledzguohn]

catupiry é entry-level, someone show the americans romeu e julieta

[@grandpasoldier8580]

making an entry level abomination is where i, and pretty much any italian ever draws the line

[@Adrahmalik]

Brazilian pizza is fucking awesome man, u should try it

[@Vok250]

The cherry on top is that cardboard and 2x4 smoke flavor.

[@3005desu]

This isn't even that bad, wait til he founds out about sushi pizza.

[@Adrahmalik]

That’s the best one

[@henriquepacheco7473]

After a quick google search, that looks both cursed as fuck, and like something I'd enjoy eating