[Vinesauce] Vinny - Shitty Simulators (part 1)

[@raptorjesus713]

"This isn't crazy taxi this is just taxi." -Vinny 2016

[@madden8021]

"This isn't crazy taxi... This is Rebel Taxi."

[@AleronWolf]

Vintage humour

[@tudornedelcu8396]

@@madden8021 Rebel Taxi... I LOVE that youtube channel!

[@cool_bug_facts]

Crazy taxi is just regular old taxi to me. Just a glimpse into my fucked up mind

[@tenchimuyo69]

It was unlike Vinny to throw his hat on the ground and shout "OH COME ON" after missing his ferry? What you meant to say is you actually turned into a New Yorker for a second.

[@skyshunts]

Why did I miss read ferry as furry?

[@krag3405]

@@skyshunts Cuz you've had enough internet for today. Go to bed

[@TheSpyChecker]

I laughed so hard at the mental image of Vinny slamming his hat on the ground.

[@Generic_emo_username]

"COME ON!"

[@geekume5539]

Same

[@No1TypeC]

"Dumbasses. Sunbathing at night while it's raining. Good job guys." Died a little.

[@thewordywarlock7159]

Welcome to NYC! Where everyone drives on the left side of the road, apparently.

[@thewordywarlock7159]

And a distinct lack of traffic lights.

[@richardbudgell7507]

BUT NOT ALL THE TIMEAPPERELY

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Imagine if all of those sh***y simulators are made by the infamous Data Design Interactive...

[@ScarfKat]

I think the real villain of this stream was diesel.ogg

[@sniceverything4944]

Not the villain the antihero

[@tyrjiora]

"An object in motion stays in motion" does not apply in NYC Taxi Simulator.

[@Mikeological]

tyrjiora lightly tap a post and your journey is over in zero fucking seconds

[@ducktheshark1704]

47:59 BIG CHUNGUS???? VINNY WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIMES

[@mikotoh]

the prophecy was foretold

[@termiteconsumer7145]

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this video gave me cancer anyway.

[@darylpowell401]

I Won A Math Debate this post is underrated.

[@easyoffbam305]

Daryl Powell its copy pasta tho

[@svinjamaria]

ya had me there for a second

[@loveace2430]

Lmao too good mate.

[@TheBigDynamo]

They had us in the first half, especially under a fucking Vinesauce video

[@JohnnyCGD3]

>>Toilet: -15 fun. Because it's clearly more fun to shit in the pool.

[@ravenfuckantifa2000]

JohnnyCGD3 lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

The driving in paramedic simulator is like the video game equivalent of waking up with 3 hours of sleep with a 12 hour shift ahead of you

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

0:00 - NYC Taxi Simulator 21:33 - NYC Bus Simulator 29:15 - Blaster Simulator 56:40 - Paramedic Simulator 1:22:09 - Heavyweight Transport Simulator 1:26:40 - Water Park Simulator 2:09:20 - American Trucker 2:18:55 - Woodcutter Simulator 2013 2:35:13 - Car Transporter 2013

[@jdh96]

+Dmitri Arthurs Me as well #beesex

[@BaldorfBaldorf]

Vinny, go watch Fesh Pince of Blair!

[@afanguy]

What? They're big in Germany? Whoever told you that lied.

[@PollyGlodd]

+Dmitri Arthurs The key to master that game is to do your best and do it everyday!

[@redtheyiffer]

+PollyGlodd don't forget to drool pizza pasta

[@Kimairan]

Hi i need a taxi for a Classic ride.

[@tjhill0110]

Hi, i need a ride for a classic taxi.

[@coltonoholley4259]

You want a classic ride baby? 100$ for an hour 75 for half and half

[@mikeyfisher4256]

+Greasy Dootbag if I pay and extra tree fiddy, will it be extra greasy?

[@lastfirstborn2]

+Giratina Where did you get your classic ride license, a raffle?

[@taxevaderyoshi5795]

FaKe TaXi

[@blutausnordvpn]

Vinny totally missed the Hidden Object Gynecology Exam in the Paramedic simulator. I bet that was something else

[@Laternater]

Sometimes I come back to these videos for a little nostalgia.

[@L2Nuku]

Same, these are a blast.

[@DarkClaws914]

hi @@L2Nuku

[@L2Nuku]

@@DarkClaws914 👋

[@BierBart12]

I loved the part where Vinny's voice modulator failed and his true, robotic, voice appeared.

[@masterredwood]

I would love to see someone Hack a mario game and replace every Mario sound with Vinny doing mario impersonations.

[@GyroSteambass]

masterredwood ill do it

[@markwithac1753]

i would like your comment but i couldnt dare destroy your 69 likes.

[@gamerguardian1735]

This was a fun stream. I can't fucking believe how the Paramedic one had the best graphics on lowest and the worst graphics on best.

[@tkellaway]

diesel.ogg is my jam

[@OutlawGoldGames]

it's a catchy tune m8

[@angusmccall3400]

What is that song

[@2Cerealbox]

6:03 - they actually forgot which side of the road Americans drive on!

[@sold0ut210]

MrWolfSnack But ze Germanz use the correct side of the road too. Everything else is heresy.

[@Cobra_427]

it's a one way street

[@alexander1112000]

Haha, you think they cared enough about this game to make sure they got details right. I'm pretty sure this is just a previous engine with minimal effort made to make it NYC.

[@KylerFlame]

22:01 "Ma'am why are you undressing?" "I heard the music, it sounded like...like the right time" "Ma'am do you know that that's a federal offense?"

[@adorabledinosaur5351]

😂😂😂😂

[@xythera]

vinny's taxi story legitimately made me angry

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

Some Kid Who is Also a Squid tImEs SqUaRe ShOrTcUt

[@Generic_emo_username]

T I M E S S Q U A R E, T H E B E S T S H O R T C U T

[@spawnoftyphon]

I can't get enough of how Vinny can always find these glitches.

[@TheDanielHolt]

The people who made the compass in Paramedic Simulator have no idea how compasses work

[@mrtophat12]

Or paramedics

[@Snotlingfondler]

"I must be in Greece" VINNY YOU ARE FUCKING ITALIAN you should know the colosseum is in Rome... But honestly stuff like this are my favourite vinny streams.

[@nekelaznup4644]

He italian?

[@Snotlingfondler]

Well.. Italian American,

[@nekelaznup4644]

Snotlingfondler Oh okay :D I'm not good at my Vinny facts...

[@Snotlingfondler]

+Wolfyyy Gamer another fact, his surname is Bep.

[@nekelaznup4644]

Snotlingfondler Wow really..?

[@mickbanana8999]

"American Trucker" shows petrol instead of gas. "AMERICAN"

[@doktawhawee9870]

Haha XD bottom text

[@Dev-tw1og]

@ OZone that's not so strange considering soda is sold by the litter in America and things are sold in grams. Basically in America you just made up your own measurements and use metrics when it's convenient.

[@upyoursdotcom]

@@Dev-tw1og In North America we don't say Petrol. That's all he was saying. Calm the fuck down. Also the US didn't invent the imperial system... you know that, right?

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

I remember watching this as a junior in high school the week this was streamed. I somehow remember what I was eating when I watched this... clearly it had an impact on me

[@restinpeas1284]

Tbh I wouldn't mind a quality taxi game. One where you have to obey the laws of the road, it'd be similar to Euro Truck Simulator in a way, except without trailers and exorbitantly long trips. GTA's taxi missions encourage you to drive at breakneck speeds, breaking every road law known to man. I'd actually like a proper taxi game.

[@vintendio]

Then your life is boring dude.

[@PravusTheKid]

crazy taxi is a genuine and realistic taxi simulator

[@staryoshi06]

+johnny cool Irony.

[@theshankman8682]

Darrark And a map that comes with the game where you will need to remember the streets of london. it would be much more fun rather than go to the green dot on mini map

[@dylc413]

I mean sometimes you just want a gmae where you can zone out, relax and do some mundane shit that otherwise would take a few years of planning, saving and training to do Games like ETS2 get a bad wrap from people who've never played them because they see it as "why would you wanna drive a truck?" but then they play and realize it's not actually about that, it's about just zoning out and letting your mind wander for a bit after a long day at work or after getting pissed off at other games.

[@xLeandroIX]

The Waterpark simulation have the UI of Sim City 4 and the theme is a mix of "Send me on my way" of Rusted Root and "City Escape" theme of Sonic Adventure 2

[@ylloboy]

I lost it at the fourth person view... Goddamn.

[@VitalityRichPlus]

Don't doubt yourself Vinny. I admit, watching you play Blaster Simulator is therapeutic for me.

[@N_Moli]

I actually managed to catch this live. Lemme tell ya.... seeing what happened to Paramedic Simulator on it's lowest setting and seeing the chat explode in laughter and awe is perhaps one the reasons why I love watching these Streams live as they happened XD

[@TrancePacifica]

These simulators are Shovelware Showcase worthy holy shit

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

the second i saw that last one i was expecting the teleport glitch just like in the yogscast trucking tuesday video. it was just as great as i was hoping.

[@luigiosmbz]

That last game's choice of towing the truck with "OK" and "Abbruch"... Okay they didn't even bother to make sure the game was translated from German. Though Vinny did have a point, Germany is a huge market for these games and these UIG are clearly German

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

Its stunning to think that Germany, a country known for excellence in engineering, could produce drek like this.

[@ervali9]

*talks about sexlife* "Honestly i have nothing to say."

[@nygiantsfan6]

"Driving through Times Square - does that sound like a good method of transportation?" Maybe he thought you wanted a "Tourist Ride."

[@Ashkihyena]

It's like those people were eating the toppings off the pizza and then throwing the rest away.

[@Ashkihyena]

And yeah, that water park one doesn't look to bad compared to some of the others. Especially those driving ones at the beginning...and the trucking game right behind it.

[@mesut3284]

waterpark simulator killed me. it looks like an scp segment with zero humans participating. it's unreal how hard i laughed

[@Rogueofmv]

Vinny's got the nasty in his taxi

[@upyoursdotcom]

"I can run twast as fice" lmao

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

The water park simulator looks like an old dated game from like when 3D technology was new.

[@casualcrisis6349]

it's like, if rollercoaster tycoon threw up. but 5 times worse.

[@JacobKinsley]

It looks like if roller-coaster tycoon had a DS game

[@1770-y9g]

Best "QUALITY" Simulators 10/10 -IGN "playable" games

[@SomersBugtopia]

"IGN"

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Dmitri Arthurs "IGN Playable QUALITY"

[@xlawxc]

10/10 "best sims on steam, would buy again." -UIGN

[@crazyluigi6664]

XLaw Xc "High Quality Rips"

[@PollyGlodd]

Too much ''QUALITY'' 7.8/10 -IGNorant reviewer

[@TransistorBased]

Plenty of rocks, cars that can fly.... What more could you ask for?

[@TaxEvasionUS]

I just love that line "This isn't crazy taxi, it's just taxi."

[@swectre8861]

I just love the fact that the first thing he tries to do is run civilians over, even funnier that he just says nothing while attempting it.

[@renakunisaki]

Swectre and the fact that you're actually better off driving on the sidewalk, since all pedestrians are ghosts and you avoid traffic.

[@meep140]

I was expecting Grass Simulator from this, personally... I still was not disappointed.

[@cynthiastarcrossed]

Is that Diesel.ogg I hear? Oh god please no.

[@Pinupopinion]

What is this meme I have not heard of? It is my pourpose to wastefuly store memory of as many memes as possible.

[@cynthiastarcrossed]

SansterBlaster Just type diesel.ogg into any search engine or youtube and you'll be fulfilling your dreams.

[@SimFegola]

+Amadeus I remember a while back when I used to like the yogscast... Diesel dot fucking ogg

[@cynthiastarcrossed]

Ben Jammin Franklin Same, that was a long time ago. Long since ripcast.

[@mikeyfisher4256]

+Amadeus MyBodyIsReady.ogg

[@horseonajetpilot]

The beeping in blaster simulator sounds exactly like my alarm clock and I HATE IT

[@Drephin]

Got to love me some diesel.ogg

[@Mokujo]

+Tsunayoshi Sawada I haven't heard it since Trucking Tuesday was a thing and the Yogscast were still good.

[@Drephin]

+Mokujo Sick burn brah!

[@staryoshi06]

Their old outro was the best.

[@CrispyToast]

Why do most simulation games have those calm tunes?

[@RockLegend2A]

To counteract how pissed you are at the devs.

[@TheGeladoo]

They're not even royalty free, if you check the description you'll see this video was claimed by a bunch of labels

[@WPFreeinternet]

I'm digging that building music in the Water Park Simulator™ .

[@jeffrusset1265]

The voice he did while driving to the accident in Paramedic Simulator sounded like some abysmal cross-breed of Sonic and Rick Sanchez.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

That medical treatment minigame was the best damn thing I've ever seen. we need gameplay footage of that at e3.

[@beatrixxxkiddo]

Slamming your hat on the ground is such a "can this day get any worse?" reaction lmao

[@Nonhuman]

Did anyone noticed the typo on Blast Sim?, it says "unlockled". 34:27

[@JayPKay]

It's not mispeled you idiot.

[@c0bbo]

+nonhuman "mispeled"

[@nyan6745]

I watched this while eating pepperoni and cheese off of my pizza and then I threw away the empty crust.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I am so mad😾

[@lucyburns4379]

The people in the Water Park Simulator must've been raised by animals or sand.

[@Apollo9898LP]

DIESEL.OGG WOOT WOOT!

[@muisverriet]

Best song ever.

[@WinEntity]

I had the option of watching this live. I decided to go to sleep instead.

[@kirioooo]

Same here. I watched the first 2 and some of Blaster Simulator though

[@TheSpyChecker]

+Win Entity truck one at the end was well worth.

[@Outside998]

+Win Entity Judging by the first simulator, you made the right choise.

[@thatoneguy5205]

I think vinny went through the stages of grief during ambulance simulator

[@igetboredproductions]

This isn't flying, this is falling... with style!

[@NoName-nh3rz]

then buzz does 9/11

[@renakunisaki]

igetboredproductions this isn't flying, it's towing.

[@captainjurgh8142]

Whenever Vinny Simulates Blasting, it gets tense blows the whole world upside down.

[@ettolrach]

This is the Vinny I know and love! I've not laughed so hard in a while!

[@jesseramsay3975]

I lost my shit at 4th person camera part I laughed till I nearly passed out.

[@LukieLuke5]

You might have a problem then

[@TaxEvasionUS]

Vinny predicted chungus

[@marz_mitzi]

oh my god, the truckseption, my throat HURTS after it, i had a fucking fit.... first time in my life, thank you vinny. i almost had cramps, i couldnt hold myself, i just ... lost it, oh my god... inside driving the truck while watching it inside to watch it outside looooool

[@staryoshi06]

You mean in the car towing simulator? Try watching the yogscast react to it.

[@DiosBabilonia]

Heavyweight Transport Simulator has a high score leaderboard. Imagine getting so engrossed in that game that you start caring about score.

[@Darisprites]

Carlos can you hear me?I need a taxi for a classic ride

[@Gozuma2]

YOU ARE NOT IN THE RIGHT POSITION.

[@waifuct]

YEAH SIMULATORS. YEAH FAST! YEAh ded meme

[@boomtwack]

YEAH

[@yoshiyoestar]

HRRENNNNnnnnnGGGGGGYEAH FAST YeAh ACK MMMM yEH MMMMNNNNN

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

Chili dyags!!!!

[@CronosZxMkII]

YEAH GET THE SHURRBERT

[@royatoy5769]

+That guy you don't know I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

[@pomi108]

Take a shot every time vinny drives into something in paramedic simulator

[@666kvlt]

i want to ride vinny

[@mikeyfisher4256]

+Dearest Annabel I want a classic ride from Vinny.

[@666kvlt]

+Michael Fisher I want a hard one 👅

[@heather7484]

+Dearest Annabel who doesnt tho

[@vaska00762]

I like how Car Transporter 2013 was only partially translated from German. At least Vinny knows Ost is German for east.

[@JacobKinsley]

I studied German for like 2 years and I never learned the words for North East West and South, I have no idea why I learned the words for right and left and stuff just never the compass directions. This is the most boring story I've ever told I'm sorry

[@vaska00762]

@@JacobKinsley I studied German for a total of 9 years, including 4 years completing an undergraduate degree. I can't recall when I learned the compass directions, but if you ever visit Germany (or Austria/Switzerland), compass directions can be seen all over different places, from train stations through to even store locations. Sometimes, city districts are even known by their place name and a compass direction - not that there's always another district with a name that includes a different compass direction. 5 years ago though - I was still doing my degree then...

[@JacobKinsley]

@@vaska00762 yeesh I thought my story was unnecessary and uninteresting... (Jk I actually found that kind of interesting)

[@spoopyweeb326]

Vinny cringed for our sins

[@consensualduane]

A caught the first of this last night before my internet fucked up, glad to see it's on here at last.

[@RankBobbers]

The graphics of that waterpark game look like they are from the first Empire Earth. And that game is from the very early days of 3D graphics on PCs.

[@Gray-iz6ff]

“That’s how you combine cars, for the ultimate car Pokémon”

[@COLNELIUS]

I find it weird that people actually play these games and _enjoy_ them, like it's their favourite genre ever. Whatever floats your boat but shit man... seems _extremely_ dull...

[@Mikeological]

MrWolfSnack are you planning on having a career in the lumberjack space program?

[@Generic_emo_username]

Actually, the waterpark game wasn't too bad, but the others... yikes

[@Generic_emo_username]

Mikeology they definitely are

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

@@MrWolfSnack 4 years later and doing a job for no money still makes no sense.

[@JacobKinsley]

I remember playing minecraft with the cable mod because I loved engineering but I would never play something called like "cabling simulator 2005"

[@MissKinksAhoy]

The ambulance in Paramedic Simulator looks like a Playmobil ambulance

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

"Is this how you save lives, mommy?"

[@drewwil97]

Don't you ever talk to me or my truck son again!!

[@thecaninecaretakerdogsarel6148]

that 4th person camera though

[@renakunisaki]

TheCanineCaretaker #DogsAreLife that 5th dimensional space trucking

[@ashleyking8851]

out now from the makers of ambulance simulator, the game devlopers; Un-ininstall games inc, bring you the next big leap in entertainment, slidey puzzle simulator

[@Some_RandomYoutuber]

Vinny on that pool simulator Vinny is actually speaking in a toilet and pushing his head deeper each time as he talks! Amazing Huh? Now i can rest my case.

[@jaylangagner5022]

I can feel your pain and anger vinny i feel you.

[@666kvlt]

I'll come for you Vinny

[@haydenwhite7192]

Why would you ever need to install quick time to run a steam game?

[@NessExplains]

I want a classic ride with Vinny...

[@LonelyMarowak]

I completely lost it during Car Transporter 2013. You need your truck towed because you accidentally crashed? Nah, you’re going to space, friend.

[@lintlickerize]

i want diesel.ogg to play when i get a classic ride from my spicy, non-existent boyfriend

[@thesupreme5999]

The chat during the water park simulator was filled with comments about Donal

[@mikeyfisher4256]

+The Supreme Meme Strange, I was expecting more pool's closed.

[@staryoshi06]

Good ol diesel.ogg and flying trucks.

[@HeliaPeppercats]

as a game developer student, these actually make me upset

[@pareidolist]

checking back in 7 years later to ask how your game development studies went

[@JacobKinsley]

The people that made woodcutter simulator made like 100 other simulator games and they're all on steam with mostly negative reviews

[@SpyX9LP]

I might be too drunk but why in taxi simulator they were switching which side of the street they were driving on?

[@negativespace3233]

The game was probably made in a country that drives like that

[@SpyX9LP]

+Bold and Brash Rewatching I think I understand it's because the one way streets were segmented by solid yellow lines

[@logisticallogic8673]

+Spy X-9 Because they live in the America-Britain border.

[@spaghettivase4808]

It's almost sad. I wanted to play the water park simulator but i can't find it on steam. I feel like i'd enjoy it for some reason

[@Jacktrack7]

I'm looking this so high I lost my shit at the ambulance game.

[@tempest.2k]

For a compilation video, practically anything you talked about for more than five seconds during the Bus Simulation would probably work out.