[Vinesauce] Vinny - Shovelware Showcase (part 6)

[@PaintraSeaPea]

Gotta love how he read French in a borderline mock Russian accent, and thought it was Spanish.

[@kuro13wolf]

SupraSeaPea Sounded more like an Italian accent to me, and I speak Spanish.

[@PaintraSeaPea]

I think some of you are missing my point. I'm not criticizing Vinny at all, hell, I don't even speak more than one language. I just found it humorous, that's all.

[@raptoraurion]

SupraSeaPea I'm French and i didn't even recognize the language

[@PaintraSeaPea]

Mabra51 Ah, I see. Blind prejudice. Or trolling. Whichever it is, you can stop replying to me now, thank you.

[@PaintraSeaPea]

Mabra51 I can taste the irony.

[@ongogablogian8491]

Quotes from McGrady "ARGHILE!" "COCKELEIKI!" "GET NOOBEH!" "NEINTI NEIN!" "TREEN!" "TAI BERRIES!" "BLUE!" "HUTT HUTT!" "FORTEH TOO!" "EAUGHH!!"

[@Lolwutburger_LWB]

"RUMBLEDETHUMPS!"

[@brookeconsole5719]

DAUGHEE WEE PREETIES!!

[@tudornedelcu8396]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! -Inglorious Hitler

[@monketron]

i worked on that shitty Jerry Rice and Nitus Dog Football game. did some audio editing for it, and some shit. like a week worth of work, since my step-dad worked for the company. its really weird seeing someone play a game that you got to see get built from the ground up.its surreal, almost. i thought watching Cr1tikal play this was good, but this is great. McGrady was voiced by my uncle, and the girl who voiced Naqi was a really cute girl who had liquor in her purse during the recording and would occasionally just take the fucking bottle out, pour a shot, and drink it. if you want to know any more useless insider facts about the shitty/terrible game, just feel free to ask.

[@mayaschmidt8349]

Dude, that really is cool, even if the game is a piece of shit. Work on any other games?

[@CanOfSodah]

Monketron What exactly was the thing the man in the background of the wii menu saying? Since I can't think of fucking anything else other than that work environment is pretty much exactly what I expect from shovel-ware.

[@reneecliche]

Monketron Best comment ever. I want to know everything about it. xD

[@bookyspooky]

Monketron i have only one question why

[@sprybug]

Monketron Replying to this just to keep track of this thread. I'm curious onto what other things he or she has worked on and most interested to know....WHY.

[@thorbjrn6939]

How could the developers of Dog Football fuck up McGrady's stereotype so hard? He doesn't even seem Scottish, just a mash of Irish and Scottish stereotypes. He even fucking says "LUCK OF THE *SCOTTISH!*" and his symbol is a four-leaf clover. It's like if you added a Danish character to your game, and then made him reference cheap fucked-to-assemble furniture and meatballs.

[@somekindoflandcow]

shovelware showcase is probably my favorite feature

[@ZaGorudan]

Shamu's Deep Tutorial Adventures. In this glorified handholding experience, you must traverse the ocean to stop the evil forces of Poseidon himself. But Shamu can't do ANYTHING without his trusty british sidekick.

[@judybrunola5489]

SeaWorld's Underwater Animal Abuse Adventure now featuring Jerry Rice and Handsome Jack

[@jipowap]

Totally Spies is an odd show. Supposedly for kids, but it introduced a _lot_ of people to their favorite fetishes.

[@Longknife]

Wait wat

[@Insanity5163]

Longknife little known fact, that show showcased a different fetish every episode.

[@Leonidash15]

Longknife In the Nutshell i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/834/455/bdd.png

[@princessmaly]

jipowap47 It is for kids. Just because adults are fucking insane gross creepy disgusting perverted monsters doesn't mean children are too. Applying you own personal purely sexual interpretation of literally every single fucking thing ever to a cartoon targeted to people who don't even *know what sex is* is pretty damn stupid, to say the least. p.s. The real reason people love the show so much is Mandy. Don't deny it.

[@Solanuma]

Know i know how a girl who watches mlp must feel after she discovered all that pony porn on the internet. It feels mostly like betrayal.

[@Crashpunk]

Vinny's Matthew McConaughey impression is fucking perfect. Gets me every time

[@ekmad]

Wariopunk25 Murph

[@retroyoongi]

***** TARS is that you

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Vinny is underrated. He should be a legendary actor!

[@streled5361]

Totally Spies was made as a collaboration between Canada and France. Marathon Media is a french company.

[@tyranasauraboss]

I bought the collectors edition of SMB: super show because of your Mario and Luigi videos... I hope you are happy, it scarred me.

[@SANDVlCH]

Holy shit, Vinny's 30? I thought he was only about 24... guy must look after himself.

[@marz_mitzi]

+ShouJoe He sounds like someone who's around 24!!!! XD

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Vinny is now 36, I think. Them years are passing

[@sjcodan]

I think the motion control issues might be on Vinny's end. If it hurts to touch your leg, it might be broken, but if it hurts to touch anything, its your finger.

[@RifterDask]

Meanwhile, the real Shamu was very busy having no adventures whatsover.

[@YoumuKid]

Technically, the original Shamu died years ago. But yeah, the slave whales never get even a glimpse into their natural habitat.

[@Rick586]

Oof

[@CitizenKanevideos]

Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football? It's all about the graphics...

[@poorlymadeproduction]

Citizen Kane The guy seemed pretty nice too.

[@fullmetal49]

The way of the future

[@ZacharyDietze]

#2015graphics

[@Nukesdoom]

Citizen Kane "And the graphics, that's what this is all about."

[@XaneMyers]

Citizen Kane Jerry Sports. It's in the graphics.

[@brookeconsole5719]

If Vinny is playing a minigame, then it's a vinnygame.

[@ZimbabweanGhost]

I like how the scottish guy's symbol is a four leaf clover.

[@BillZypher]

ZimbabweanGhost That's Irish, not Scottish...

[@ZimbabweanGhost]

Bill Zypher that's the point, it doesn't fit the character

[@tudornedelcu8396]

@@ZimbabweanGhost you're right

[@MrSlendykinsSockman]

I'm very confused, why did that game associate the Scottish stereotype with four-leafed clovers? You had one job developers, ONE JOB!

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

LUCK OF THE SCOTTISH

[@tudornedelcu8396]

YOU HAD ONE JOB, DEVELOPERS, AND FAILED MISERABLY!

[@SlyHikari03]

How do you confuse Ireland for Scotland..

[@ImpendingRiot83]

I can actually explain that little voice clip in that fake, midi-as-fuck Ska they were using in the dog game for those among us who don't know. That is a common Ska trope where the leadman is essentially telling the band to "pick it up", as in pick up the pace/the beat. They do not usually say it every half-a-fucking-second, though, like in that game. Again, they're using fake midi trash.

[@TheBigDynamo]

1:36:27 Are we all just going to ignore this fascinating noise?

[@vulcan6460]

Would you like to shoot some hoops with David Bowie Would you like to shoot some hoops way out in space Would you like to go to bed with David Bowie And wake up with some makeup on your face

[@GlitchCityMissingNo]

Wow, the Shamu game. When I was little, I loved Shamu, and playing that game, trying to escape from the kraken, and Shamu waving a goodbye to you as she's about to be...killed, I believe, it was the most traumatizing and horrible thing I've ever witnessed. I hate this game for what it did to me when I was about 6, 7 years old. >:'Y

[@n0b0dyspecia19]

1:12:42 "This is Handsome Jack origins." "It is!" I laughed way too much there

[@BierBart12]

1:02:40 It belongs into a library because libraries are usually filled with trashy games that are donated by kind hearted homebrewers and aspiring oriental traders.

[@brookeconsole5719]

"All races are good, whether you're white, brown, or normal" I think clown-vomit is probably Vinyob's idea of normal at this point

[@_sleepy26]

I think Donkey's dragon donkey hybrids and Shrek's kids would fit perfectly in that Dog Football game.

[@SamnissArandeen]

At least it's not Michael Vick's Dog Football.

[@kenetickups6146]

dammit, I was going to say that

[@employee4275]

Wait, what?

[@SamnissArandeen]

Say what again!

[@mrwri]

was not expecting this from vinesauce comments gg spilled my drink

[@ButterShutterModels]

That exploding-dog throwing minigame had me in tears

[@mithrandalf_]

But the guy's called McGrady and he says he's scottish but he has a shamrock and talks about luck. Does this guy not know that Scotland and Ireland are different countries?

[@brookeconsole5719]

He's from Scireland, duhh

[@samtinkle9076]

Scotireland

[@tudornedelcu8396]

@@brookeconsole5719 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL

[@huskysvideoarchive2256]

VINNY! YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE SENSOR BAR, THAT IS WHY THE CONTROLS ARE TWEEKIN'.

[@JetJenkins]

I want an MP3 of "Would You Like ft. David Bowie" to be in Vinny's bandcamp.

[@pdlbean]

Shamu, unfortunately, has never actually witnessed a deep sea. (on account of SeaWorld being evil)

[@ZacharyDietze]

No, but he does have magic powers, a portal, and a non-stop talking manatee.

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

I couldn't tell if the Scottish guy was actually talking or if it was Vinny.

[@MsAngel419]

39:50 "you can place a trap on this square." Jerry, that is a circle. Go home, you're drunk. (I watched Totally Spies avidly as a kid. Fight me.)

[@GrandCorsair]

For Shamu's Sea World Adventure. I'm pretty sure a kid would shut the game off before the tutorial even ended.

[@HuskyGamersUNITE]

The "Sam, your turn" message box sound effects in the Totally Spies minigame is ripped right from the Nintendo DS hardware.

[@BlueChameleon01]

'Avoid bad sushi?' Did...did Totally Spies crack a joke about Alexander Litvinenko?

[@NataliaNeeSama]

When I was a kid I liked Total Spies. But Vinny is right, is not for everybody. It's a "Western Anime", and being that already brings several problems to the table.

[@tudornedelcu8396]

NataliaNeeSama, that's right. Totally Spies is a kind of pervy show, still love it for its incredible spy-action. I've never watched this show for nearly five years. There's a popular youtuber called Saberspark, who is a popular cartoon reviewer who reviews some of the most forgotten pieces of animation in the world. In 2019, I saw one of his videos, "What the HELL is Totally Spies (Hidden Meaning)?" where Saberspark explains why some people call this show "fetish-fuel" and does a research in different fetishes from it. When I realized that Totally Spies has so many fetishes, my childhood was RUINED. That OBLITERATED my childhood! That DESTROYED my childhood!

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Did that ruin your childhood too?... 😥😥😥

[@tudornedelcu8396]

That's right...

[@tudornedelcu8396]

I think that video got you as upset as it got me...

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Those fetishes, too. They got me really upset...

[@Doctagon_]

WHY DOES THE SCOTSMAN HAVE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER

[@amatuergamerhasdream]

Doctagon BLUE DONKEY ONION OGER SHREK!

[@tudornedelcu8396]

You had one job, developers, and failed miserably!

[@ianriemer6245]

Of all the things I was expecting to hear in a dog football game, "Veni, Vidi, Vici" was not one of them. It's like quoting Pulp Fiction in an episode of the Teletubbies.

[@DubsRewatcher]

To be (totally) honest, I always found Totally Spies mildly amusing

[@Romanticoutlaw]

especially when they'd use mirrors to....catch lasers??? Like, direct the beam better two makeup mirrors and then it stopped being across a doorway. Physics.

[@Angelgamester]

RebelWinterwolf As a kid it's nice. Because as a kid you never think "Hey is that even possible?", you usually think "Wow! That's cool!"

[@Jetblast01]

RecklessAbandonGaming Huh, guess that explains why I kept looking forward to the next episode.

[@fang4223]

RecklessAbandonGaming Now that I'm older, I realize how much fetish fuel that show actually had. Memory serves, there was an episode where they had bondage, force feeding, and... whatever the term is for massive fattening all in the same episode. I'm somewhat appalled, but mostly impressed at how much they managed to squeeze past the sensors.

[@kenetickups6146]

+Angelgamester depends on the kid, I couldn't stand things wthat weren't realistic when I was a kid

[@drinkoftea4047]

At 1:53:03 Vinny turns into Goku for a split second

[@tudornedelcu8396]

XXXDDDDDD

[@TengokuEXE]

lol, the 2D HUD graphics clip into 3D objects, i've never seen that in a game before now.

[@LBYRNTH_]

As someone who still shamelessly enjoys the Totally Spies show, this game really hurt me in a deep place. Why would they make a boring, half-baked Mario Party knock-off for a trio of spies??? Wouldn't stealth, action, or even the typical tie-in game novelty of lazy platforming be the devs first thoughts????? Also whoever is voicing Jerry sounds nothing like him. They didn't even try to hire a soundalike. My nostalgia gland is vibrating in mild irritation.

[@schwarzlowenalternative8342]

+Mika H. Also, they didn't spell WOOHP in all caps. (It's an acronym)

[@employee4275]

How could you enjoy that show? It looks like a stereotype fest.

[@employee4275]

+Sonli Rain What the fuck is SFW and BBW

[@LBYRNTH_]

***** I like to think of it as "enlightened" rather than "destroyed". Destroyed childhoods are for big pussies who can't handle shit.

[@Rob23765]

+Employee 427 SFW = Safe For Work BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.

[@p0ng_w33n]

i'm just going to throw this out here sam from totally spies is...totally hot

[@kenetickups6146]

there's a fucking shitload of porn of that series,

[@BigBlackGlock]

the graphics that's what it's really all about -Jerry Rice

[@babypolerpopster]

>Black and blue pants >Pants on character are White and Gold. Beautiful.

[@BigEvy]

I really liked totally spies when I was younger, I was ashamed to let my family know though so I watched it in secret .

[@SoulSyth]

Ev an as we all had,brother....as we all

[@SomePersonGuy]

The graphics.... That's what it's all about

[@nathasiakaufmann339]

This game seems like a walk in the bark

[@expansionpak8378]

*starts to drip edge*

[@nathasiakaufmann339]

+Expansion Pak wtf why did i write that back then

[@mryoshi1221]

why is the Scotsman doing an Irish jig

[@spkyscrysklltn]

I don't hate the concept of the dog football.

[@drenkrod9811]

Doot!

[@sk8terboi10003]

If made correctly it could have been decent i thik

[@tudornedelcu8396]

Spkyscrysklltn, me neither. 👍

[@nullify00]

Vinny's Mcgrady impressions made me lose my shit

[@teekay9000]

"Welcome to space camp Kiddo, first task is to find the Vault! Then you can go to space!"

[@HoChiMints2007]

loool the Best Friends just played that Shamu game on the last Mystery Box episode. Matt called it underwater DMC with Shamu as Virgil

[@AnimeGemuRigu]

***** Can I get a link to that episode? I don't see it on their channel/it's not popping up

[@reallyrll]

I have been trying to remember what the name of Totally Spies was for YEARS. I always remembered it existed, I always remembered the shitty computer game I played that locked whenever you used the umbrella shield... Thank you, Vinny. You're a real hero.

[@Kimairan]

Everything about the Scottish guy in the Dog Football game makes me feel awkward and I don't know why.

[@ZacharyDietze]

SIXTY NINE! FOURTY TWO! STEADY...

[@Kimairan]

GREEN, SIXTY SIX!

[@cannon9009]

Thats burger!

[@cannon9009]

RED NEINTEE NEIN

[@cannon9009]

SHREK 42

[@RipDippler]

I only remember one episode of Totally Spies.. The old British dude was a spy, and he had a fucking afro, and he had a black partner who also had an afro.. It may have just been a fever dream.

[@teckworks]

Come on, Vinny, don't compare Powerpuff Girls to Totally Spies. :

[@m0chikim_]

teckworks they kinda do look like them, grown up and are in high school now...and they've gotten jobs as spies since they've grew out of their floating and flying abilities while beating up enemies in the city of Townsville. Idk xD

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

I think that David Bowie song should be Vinny's next single

[@peterw4910]

So the steriotypical Scottish guy is represented with a four leaf clover on the character screen and says "Luck of the Scottish". I don't think the people who made this game know that Scotland and Ireland are two different places.

[@JetJenkins]

I'd love to go to space with David Bowie, though.

[@acceptnosubstitutions4353]

Teenages watched Totally spies for the same reason they watched Sailor moon. And no before you ask its not for there story.

[@ZZTopFanatic]

Verizon Internet Outage Simulator 2015: Staten Island Edition was my favorite part of the stream.

[@marz_mitzi]

Wow, your David Bowie voice was spot on.

[@Tekshipie]

58:25 This game, Totally InSPYered you Vinny? Mission Accomplished.

[@SuperSuck64]

ARGYLE

[@9000Dogs]

SHREK

[@VivyTheHuntress]

+Laces115 FOURTY TWO!

[@kamitorrorga4568]

RUN ME HEARTY'S!

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

ORANGE

[@Lolwutburger_LWB]

QUEET SCRETCHIN

[@redcalxz6846]

After a lengthy and boring tutorial for the Shamu game, we finally get to the meat of the game which is... a NiGHTS Into Dreams clone. A really shitty clone at that.

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

Gyroscope = The Jabroni Device

[@crossmoth_]

1:11:17 More like Handsome Jacked. Not to mention the fact that you get to go on the moon. This isn't Space Camp, this is Borderlands.

[@BoBoPatJiggler]

Vinny's absurdly huge lack of patience never fails to amuse me.

[@bebbothegreat]

1:36:27 WHY IS THIS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LAUGH EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO IT HELP

[@EthVortexShield]

That shamu game might have been fun if the god damned manatee didnt exist

[@Magnus_Kass]

My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike. *My dad held me from behind*.

[@feloniousbutterfly]

***** thatsthejoke.jpg

[@blackneji1701]

Oh...

[@yuck1791]

Very original...

[@SilentForceX]

A black man came up, knocked you off, then stole your ride? *clicks read more* Oh, never mind.

[@awfultwine9455]

Nice meme!

[@kingcrab95]

Omg that Shamu game, I played it all the time as a kid. Sure now looking back it wasn't the best (at all), but as a kid who loved sea animals it was great. Seeing Vinny actually playing it is so weird

[@spaceCold_0]

1:20:26 It's only fun because it involves space Vinny. You're living your childhood out vicariously through this game because some kid puked on you in the school bus and they had to bring you back home to clean it off and you missed out on space camp. Or you know, it's a genuinely fun game. That works too.

[@teatime7341]

I am watching this video on the same day displayed in the WII menu, except 6 years later, just wanted to keep this bookmarked. FÖÔRŤHĘH TØÒÓÒÓ

[@dizzyshroom8376]

French Anime, like Totally Spies, Martin Mystery, and Code Lyoko, were the best when I was growing up

[@drenkrod9811]

PREACH. If I could choose between Half-Life 3 coming out, or a good Code Lyoko reboot, I'd face the anger of every Valve fan with no regrets.

[@dizzyshroom8376]

Drenkrod​​ well there was a non localized Code lyoko live action series continuation, the in lyoko scenes were animated, but the irl scenes were live action. Never made it out of France sadly, people said it was sub par, but the animation company has expressed their interest in a reboot/sequel series 

[@drenkrod9811]

I've seen an episode of the live action version here on youtube, now that you mention it.

[@Viper-ft3tk]

I feel like making it live action was what turned me away from it. The original was a really effin' good show and it still holds up to this day, goddamn it.

[@juppeta3686]

"Arf, arf, motherfucker." -ᴠɪɴɴʏ, 2015

[@coltonoholley4259]

Vinny, I need more Mitch and Mitch in the morning in my life

[@attilagoijra54]

I have to confess, when i was 8 i was a Huge fan of totally spies. And i am a boy. -_-

[@Xprentas]

***** That was the target audience.

[@enemize4726]

I loved the power puff girls :D

[@MajiriTadakichi]

+MrWolfSnack same here, except I'm only 16.

[@FlimFlix]

I always love insecure men who have to point out that they're boys watching something that wasn't an ALL BOYYYYYYYYS, thing.

[@Pwnzor31337]

Cut McBrocksteak Lesnar McArmstrength is my hero

[@TheForbiddenDBag]

2:02:20 - "Baby Tucker wants to go to Sea World"

[@BOT_Pineapple]

The tutorial with the manatee killed me XDDDD

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

I honestly thought that the video's frame problems around the time Space Camp showed up was KZbin fucking up on 720p again. I had to check with my Ipod to make sure it was actually the video.

[@paraplonk7269]

The Shamu game made me laugh in tears. XD I love you, Vinny.

[@boomtwack]

Mitch and mitch in the morning is one of my favorite voices vinny does

[@Dgraygaming]

YES! i love this series!!

[@Mistertbones]

Even the greatest wide receiver of all time, Jerry Rice, ended up doing shovelware.

[@guuuuiiiinnnnssss56]

With your faithful robotic companion, TARS. we're going to fuckin' space Murph

[@iaphlnt]

remember, suffocating will affect your health

[@darkschweppes]

TOTALLY SPIES WAS MY SHOW WHEN I WAS YOUNGER MAN

[@12345BarrySanders]

Michael Vick wasn't a hidden character in the Dog Football game? Highly disappointed!

[@zubirhusein]

The sound is from 3D space pinball

[@zubirhusein]

***** yes

[@PoppySis]

The constant change in music in the fucking Dog Shitball game is giving me a serious headache.

[@NebbyNebberson]

Don't give Shamu that trash from the sea, make her SICK

[@draco3323456]

West bloomfield Thats michigan

[@meatshield_]

My favorite part was where they threw the exploding "robot" dog

[@Gaousensei]

the totally spies game wasn't an H-game?

[@tudornedelcu8396]

No. It wasn't an H-game. It was a Mario Party ripoff.

[@COLNELIUS]

Fufu Toss is the Dog Football the gaming world deserves.