[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Shit Show: Android Games Edition (part 6)

[@bombzo5678]

27:11 holy shit I thought Vinny was about to sing a song about pizza, it got really rhythmic for a second.

[@Bug0221]

27:20

[@GlassSandwiches-14eighty8]

Eat dorit

[@neonfatum]

There's something about the creeping existential dread that you get while playing the games that are enveloped in complete silence aside from the sound effects. It's both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[@indygon]

27:05 Vinny unintentionally raps for 10 seconds

[@kurm7161]

This is MF DOOM

[@indygon]

​@@kurm7161thank you for reminding me about this video and comment, fellow MF DOOM afficianado

[@thefriendlywardrobe]

The accidental rapping at 27:06 is pretty tight.

[@Gustobel]

Hoverboard= " We don't have to make walk animations"

[@55robloxmaster]

That's clever...

[@cichy133]

"Why as a football am I throwing a magical tree? Opposite that sentence." Vincent Coelho 2016

[@Soxviper]

Cichy133 Coelho?

[@cichy133]

Google for paulo coelho meme.

[@davidmaglioli7048]

Your name, Jahnold Schwarsencena Your Mission, to defeat the evil space marine cube Vince Mcmahon, and save the galaxy. In Mcmahon Vs Predator: Mobile Strike

[@tarabroome2767]

I T S H I P T O F O R C E M E M E S

[@wfd87]

S U C C

[@kingjake41]

I T W A S M E A L L A L O N G

[@talkinghoorse6936]

You know you all read that in Vinny's narrator voice.

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

My mix of their names is John Schwartzcena

[@00suesakamoto]

Holy shit the model of the tree is stolen from the game on the PSP Shrek the third, I'm not kidding guys.

[@00suesakamoto]

In the tree simulator.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

good eye

[@00suesakamoto]

+RebelWinterwolf I played it a lot, even completed it 2 times. Even remember when my psp turned off while playing it, and then i charged it, and my save state was corrupted and unplayable. I was like "god damnit, i need to do this all over again". Yeah, childhood, never forget it..

[@Zakadeja]

Are you not entertained?

[@TimGaukerToons]

I enjoyed the Wii version for some reason... I got bored once and maxed out the combo meter in the Prince Charming boss battle!

[@Hwarming]

Whenever I'm having a bad day, Vinny's laugh always cheers me up

[@Dovahkiinwastaken]

Just a bit yeah

[@danramos6192]

Same here

[@Dovahkiinwastaken]

@@paytonwilliam3897 I give a shit 🖐️

[@bloodmushroom1145]

ditto

[@captainkarenobvious3087]

8:19 is a good one lol

[@jayjasespud]

When he said "Pizza Pizza Pizza got it" it lined up with the beat and sounded like he was rapping.

[@Xenoforge78]

Please do more of these. The "shit" series is easily one of my favourite parts of Vinesauce.

[@NotSoMelancholy]

11:54 Vinny complains about ripping off arnold... When he was actually paid to be in like half that game's ads

[@moowee]

The music that played when Vinny was selecting a level in Sepia GO was actually the theme of the World of Dark Jumanji in Jumanji 2: Dark Jumanji, if anyone caught that.

[@YTDeepshock]

5:23- Meth, the alternate Meowth evolution

[@accumbularatedop5468]

Oh my god the blonde chick in the segway game was ripped straight from Ride to Hell: Retribution.

[@TheShoeCare]

When I saw that I literally lost my shit, like I can kinda get stealing from a good game but why Ride to Hell?

[@videobob92]

and i think the character model in the first hoverboard game was the character model of Henry Mason from silent Hill shattered memories, or alan wake

[@AKAProm]

there was also a guy from counter-strike in that roster of characters.

[@veggie88]

we know we watched the fucking video.

[@MatthewOwensSunbro]

Not to mention in the second hoverboard pizza game they used the models for Bob Barbas from DmC and Pritchard from Deus Ex Human Revolution.

[@contentdeleted1621]

40:28 Yes, I'm commenting on a 3-year old video, but I played this game (because of this stream) and I found out that this is one of the most *broken* games ever made. Even more broken than Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. Even more broken than Sonic '06 (which is why I nicknamed this game "Catnic '06") There are several characters that outright break the game. The white, tiny cat can fit in tiny spaces, including spaces you're not supposed to get through, which can result in severely breaking the camera. Nothing that major, though. The tiger, though? *Broken.* First, knockback is practically gone when you're playing as the tiger. You barely receive any knockback by enemies like the dog in 2-2 and 2-3. Second, though, is the huge hitbox. Not only does this make it impossible to fit into certain spaces, but also turns spaces that are trivial as other cats into sources of glitches as the tiger. But nowhere else is this true than in 3-2 and 4-2, as you can actually use these trivial-as-other-cats spaces to go out-of-bounds as the tiger. Speaking out out-of-bounds: Out of the 11 levels in the game (including the hubworld), you can go out-of-bounds on *6* of them. The first one I found was for 2-3. You just jump into a basket and proceed to jump indefinitely. Yes, this is a thing you can do in this game and other Swift Apps games. In 2-2 you can get knocked through the big window in the hallway by the dog using one of the starter cats. Though there's not much to do, because there's an invisible wall in the way. But you can get trapped next to the shower because of the presence of a pointless window. *Very useful window there, guys!* You can also fall down between the railing and the invisible wall and end up underneath the stairs, but then you're trapped in a box. 3-3 shows how broken ladders are in that game. If you approach a ladder whilst facing away from it, you basically end up on the other side of the ladder when you get off by climbing down (climbing up it just moves you to a fixed position). As the tiger, you can use this to go out-of-bounds in 3-3 using the ladder in the pool. Also, the water extends to Infinity in 3-3, so there's no risk of falling into the void. But there, for some reason, are 2 huge invisible walls very far out of bounds. And one of the trees is on invisible solid ground. None of the other trees are like that. 3-2 and 4-2 have a similar means of going out of bounds. Going into a tight space as the Tiger and continuously turning until you clip through the wall. In 3-2 there's not a whole lot of out-of-bounds collision. Only the 4 stone platforms and the 3-1 area are solid. For whatever reason, the *wooden* floor of the 3-1 area is *slippery.* It's really hard to come to a complete stop. 4-2 has one of the strangest out-of-bounds phenomenon I have ever seen. For some reason, the entire stage has been scaled down, but none of the out-of-bounds objects have been adjusted. So now you have floating pillars in the sky and the boxes are now outside of the hallway. Also, one of the objects in the 4-1 area can actually be interacted with. There are also hundreds of other glitches that I can't explain or else this comment would be 3 times as long.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Replying to a 2yo comment on a 6yo vid: You should be a playtester! I'm sub'd to Matt McMuscles & he describes bug hunting similar to this 👍GG👍

[@scarletshadowzz]

yeah i used to play this game all the time on my mom's phone when i was a youngin', it's pretty bad but i had fun as a kid

[@ScarfKat]

There's a surprisingly large amount of hoverboard pizza games on Androids.

[@hordieliamisus3986]

Lol

[@sonoda944]

The number of apps in google play store is drastically increace every new meme came out such as "Ugandian knuckles", "Somebody toucha ma spagett" "FIDGIT SPINNER(idk what spell was that)" especially soundboard

[@CaravanNoobs]

These alolan forms looks great.

[@JaxxoonR]

It's like the unholy lovechild of plug & play, flash games, and bootlegs.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

0:51 - Pokeballs training 12:13 - Andrio's World 18:21 - Segway Stunt 26:30 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery Sim 33:29 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery 3D 37:49 - Cat Pregnancy 40:27 - Cat Simulator 48:34 - Brain Doctor: Surgery Simulator 50:55 - Evil Bob 3D 55:12 - Lungs Doctor: Real Surgery 59:05 - Smash 1:00:10 - Critical Strike Portable 1:04:47 - Junkyard Dogs 1:08:58 - Mobius 1:11:52 - Sanic MLGFasT 1:12:48 - Spon Dragon Z 1:14:20 - Survival Five Nights 1:20:37 - Zombie Prison 1:22:06 - Tree Simulator 1:27:00 - The Adventure of Mourty 1:29:02 - Assassin's Freed: United Games 1:36:34 - Runaway Graffiti: Sepia Go! (Chinese Splatoon Ripoff)

[@originalchannelname6061]

༼ つ ͠° ͟ ͟ʖ ͡° ༽つ

[@originalchannelname6061]

Vinny you should meet SomeOrdinaryGamers, you two could be a great collaboration, why, you both get into weird stuff, you both review shitty games and appliances, and that would be phenomenal, please, don't let your fan down.

[@zonetropper]

HEY EVERYBODY MUTAHAAAR HERE

[@Cobra_427]

Arnold Cena

[@Cobra_427]

I love how the segway has car pedals, especially STI ones so you know it's not the base model

[@croconyle]

A little while later... Vinny: "(Sigh...) Still Brodyquest..." Me: "I'm not complaining."

[@shelby5809]

hot pfp

[@blobbem]

1:33:30 - I'm sorry, but is the first result "sexgame for kids"?!

[@dog7552]

Searched "se" on the Google Play Store and the first result was indeed "sexgame for kids". I am at a loss for words.

[@adelebalog4356]

+shmoop I got the same thing. What the actual fuck?? I just.... I'm so concerned and confused...

[@0Keyblade]

+Naru Adelaide Wat, how did this happen? XD

[@theraveniscool]

im guessing 13 year old boys. thats my guess though

[@zeyode]

Just... why?

[@RenWilkes]

1:11:54 Man Overkill really has fallen, poor payday crew

[@greggturkington1]

The Paycheck Crew.

[@sonoda944]

WE GOTTA HOXTON BACK

[@shelby5809]

@@sonoda944 We have to get Hoxton back (again)

[@SealedGamer]

19:02 so thats where the hooker from Ride to Hell went after the game's credits..

[@voidmaster45]

I would be fucking pissed if I had a child and this is the garbage officially marketed to them and easily provided to them by Google. This is just filthy. This is why we still need handheld consoles.

[@nonenothingnull]

These are stellar picks. There's even worse

[@redroyalty910]

+þøħ€ oh yeah. Wayyyy worse

[@gubbanor]

voidmaster45 EXACTLY there are games on the 3ds eShop for like 99 cents and are still as good as the higher priced games!! This is why I have a 3ds

[@bdproductions4678]

I have a 4-year-old sister that watches these horrendous "kids" YT videos. I feel bad for her... and fuck those who like, just... make it for money.

[@Syiepherze]

Wasn't Arnold paid to be in Mobile Strike or something?

[@ariss3304]

It's really disappointing that a game that shitty is on the top charts. And yes he was payed

[@ariss3304]

+Ariss paid

[@ThePhantom4516]

why else would he be in it

[@bulkypigeon8922]

By the same people that made that Kate Upton ad campaign. Shameful

[@sonoda944]

MrWolfSnack and slap each other with bills and give all your money to build army/base which destroyed and almost all resources stolen overnight After that? More money of course! Download this shit to wast time, hope and your money!

[@AiNaKa]

at like 21:00 having both lemon demon and vinesauce in one moment made my day im very easily influenced by my special interests

[@dankananga]

Big Rigs is better than those games

[@moderatelymediocre1711]

Of course it's better, Big Rigs is a masterpiece!

[@helmetluigi]

yeah at least it's ad free!

[@sonoda944]

BIIIIIIIIG MOOOTHEEER FUUUCKINN' RIIIIIIIGS

[@JakeTheFurry04]

Yay

[@Shiro7628]

S E G W A Y Q U E S T

[@Zakadeja]

when's sonic adventure 12 daddy

[@Shiro7628]

+Negative Protocol Soon, my child... Soon...

[@B2M2948]

That two year break that Alan Wake took in the dark place really took a toll on his writing ability, and now he delivers pizzas on a slow hover-board.

[@enoncenotev2829]

Man, this was a great episode of the Ad Show: Android Ad Edition!

[@tylercoffin2640]

I saw that he has a game called cat pregnancy. Truly the pinnacle of gaming.

[@Guymanbot97]

That girl at 24:51 is from Ride to Hell. This game is so shitty, it needed to use resources from another shit game.

[@marianogamer6261]

yeah but like how and why would you steal stuff from ride to hell retribution,i wonder...

[@CarterArts]

Arnie actually IS i nthe advertising campaign for Mobile Strike, Vinny.

[@GuyApollo]

My God. I'm on part six. This is all I've watched for two days. Is this hell.... am I dead.

[@Rivodus]

8:19 And this is why we love you Vinny.. Best laugh ever. XD

[@choptop81]

i lost my shit when brodyquest started playing

[@alexkrueger9415]

Brody quest made this so much

[@senjuebro]

andrio's world fucking killed me

[@MrVictimoDomino]

Segwaaay the burbs, segwaaay the buuurbs...

[@Dresdenstl]

Something just occurred to me. What if these games just exist to launder money?

[@psyk2642]

Just wanted to say that at the end when you said "it doesn't recognize my keyboard", it's because it was asking for your phone number.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

oh wow, that imvu ad takes me back. Aaaaall the way back.

[@eggsamillion]

I played Sepia a few weeks ago, I guess they changed the models, they were just regular Inklings but everything else is the same

[@SomeGuyFromCrowd]

I clutched my chest when BRODYQUEST came on. Oh my god what

[@maximvandaele4825]

The Vinesauce "Shitty Android" stream is the type of Vinesauce stream where I am quite literally laughing or gigling at it all the time. Just. Outstanding.

[@Fabrysiheder]

fun fact: one of those battery saver ad (not sure if it was DU or one of those chinese one) also had a music VERY reminiscent of Calvin Harris: Summer in their ad

[@The_Foxymew]

The Mobile Strike one is straight up Arnold Schwarzenegger, legally too. He's part of the advertisements for the game. They're kinda nifty and goofy.

[@sonoda944]

Foxymew but game itself is just money grabber so they used him to waste our money

[@LonelyMarowak]

“Men explode into farts.” Yep, as we are most known for doing.

[@imBailout]

The mobile strike guy is actually arnold. He is in the commercials for the app.

[@emilinrose]

for an android game, Cat Simulator wasn't too bad. I appreciate that's like saying "For Brusselsprout/kale trail mix, the kind with the raisins was the best", but its true.

[@contentcreatorman]

i like how the segway game switches to an angry birds ad right before the guitar solo from brodyquest hits

[@stagdragon3978]

that moment when you get an ad when watching vinny play a game with fucktons of ads in it.

[@hiide0us123]

The screams of the guy during Cat Simulator are the same sounds as SCP-096. Thought this was worth noting

[@MomoFerret]

The future of gaming!

[@Rincewindl]

I cant tell if half the ads are KZbin or the games at this point.

[@noelle1940]

The google play store is sort of a black market of apps. There's tons of bootlegs, emulators, and other shit that wouldn't be allowed on the actual App Store

[@moderatelymediocre1711]

Even then, the app/android store still get some bootlegs that slip under the cracks. Mostly Mario bootlegs, considering it's such a simple concept.

[@Hwyadylaw]

"the actual App Store"

[@hexostatus4658]

well i don't see these bootlegs very often at AppStore, even they aren't interesting.

[@BeepBeep2_]

I feel like Neil Cicierega doesn't care much about BrodyQuest being used in that segway game. Calvin Harris' Summer and Coldplay's Magic kind of surprised me in the next game.

[@NyogthaTV]

i remember the cat simulator at 42:38 being quite fun back in the day when i couldnt get goat sim.

[@blobbem]

Terrible android games? You mean... all of them?

[@ashnambers]

Pokemon Go players are going to be mad. You called it shit

[@blobbem]

Jacobsmob "Well it's true."

[@ashnambers]

blobbem shots fired

[@wittyname3322]

Guild of Dungeoneering, Balder's Gate, and many Final Fantasy games are on Android. The RPG ports tend to be great.

[@milliondollarmistake]

How dare you insult Peggle

[@fnln3011]

andrio is so lazy that almost all the enemies are reskinned goombas. Turtles, dragons, Robert Ombs all just die in one hit

[@MidnightMidna]

The creator of "Adventure of Mourty" seems to be on some kind of quest to reskin the same game a billion times with every IP under the sun, there's an Undertale themed one that's exactly the same except the player character is "Turiel".

[@sonoda944]

MidnightMidna whaaaaaaaa

[@goodboi6540]

Did anybody else notice the upside down USA flag at 36:56 ?

[@chadschmaltz9790]

57:30 Gaston, buddy, what happened to your ribcage? This will make performing surgery so much easier, but the complete loss of structural support for your torso and the risk of injuring your delicate internal organs hardly seems worth it.

[@dasutanehineri]

Yknow what? Snorlax doesn't have eyes because his eyes are always fucking closed. They committed a sin against nature by forcing his eyes open, revealing the true, all consuming white void behind his eyelids

[@TremiRodomi]

"Luigi, they only takedown Metroid games." NINTENDO YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

[@bored88888888]

"Gash Scrotum"? C'mon man, golden opportunity for "Gash Ketchup"

[@SonikaCain]

Ah yes the mascot of the pokemon franchise. Paco

[@Romanticoutlaw]

don't forget qutstanding nuntortoise

[@SonikaCain]

A-paco-paco, a-mickey-mickey boo-boo

[@FluffyWolfLord]

it called a spider an insect wtf

[@duroorud527]

@Insurrective don't remember being taught that in 3rd grade tbh

[@duroorud527]

@Insurrective i mean i knew they were arachnids sometime afterwards just i didn't learn about it or was sick that day

[@Ukiby3000]

Oh my God, my BFF downloaded that Poke Balls game back when PokeGo was still to be released here in out country and OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THE HORROR OF THE SCREENSHOTS THEY SENT ME

[@Ukiby3000]

Also I've been playing so many good mobile games lately I forgot about the adfest most of them are, eeek!

[@Ukiby3000]

Also I went through three pregnant cats in my life and I can tell with 100% certainty that's not how cat pregnancy works.

[@Ukiby3000]

And everyone knows you need to collect all 89 dragon balls to make a wish!

[@duroorud527]

it's not horror

[@BiggaMyMan]

26:30 Calvin Harris - Summer

[@notwhenishiftintomaximumoverdr]

Right where they belong.

[@BiggaMyMan]

ikr

[@gubbanor]

How is that not copyright infringent serioudly

[@artisimo7967]

Hey I've seen you in other comment sections several times

[@LucasHpm]

Apparently "Smash" is a game made as an example for a tutorial.

[@flare1921]

Segway stunt uses Subaru Impreza STI pedals, omfg I died

[@Nak597]

Mobius is truly one of the mobile games of all times

[@_slashes]

Morb

[@RhythicManRhythm]

1:33:51 This game feels like it only existed in the back of my brain. I remember playing it for a good bit.

[@eneshiro7727]

Did vinny just said "I'm gonna commit sudoku"? xD

[@duroorud527]

yes and so will i commit sudoku

[@zimternet]

24:35 That sound is legit from a My Little Pony game.

[@IamNCortex]

Do the creators of these games realise that their reward for programming piece of poop and fooling people is almost 1 cent.

[@szymonroganowski7803]

Don't worry, they probably got like 3 more cents from all those adds that happen every 2 seconds

[@MotherSoren]

Not with all those ads my dude.

[@GigglebunsUV]

"They only take down Metroid games" *tears*

[@Timmytimmy123123]

I've calculated the amount of ad-time compared to gameplay time in Survival Five Nights. - He played from 1:14:25 to 1:20:26 (361 seconds). - The ads had a length of 8, 20, 30, 9, 9 and 28 seconds (including the time it took to exit out of the ad). This means that there the total ad-time was 104 seconds. 104/361= 0.28808. This means that about 28% of Survival Five Nights consisted of ads!

[@SkeletonTheBlackTopHat]

NER- Wait, are you serious? Holy shit, that's a big chunk of ads in comparison to gameplay time. Mobile gaming is disgusting. Burn it.

[@Timmytimmy123123]

To be honest, the ads aren't the worst part of free mobile games. The worst part is that you need to pay in order to get ahead in the game, but once you have done that, there isn't any actual deep gameplay. I would rather prefer to pay for a game up front, but making a game 'free' is better for marketing...

[@om3g4z3r0]

When you live in a third world country like me, and your mother is a single mother with 5 kids, shes gonna give the cellphones to one of them, and after physically contesting it without any consequences mind you, this is the kind of trash you roll through to find the good ones, the funny thing is , theres no good ones, it makes you acquire a taste for the gamble, you click on it, install it, is it good? lets find out, the ads became a normal thing for you, the idea that there are games you have to pay to play and with no ads is alien to you.

[@GlassSandwiches-14eighty8]

I bet...

[@JordanStar7]

Actually woke up my roommate from laughing too loudly during the entire pizza delivery hover board segment. Vinny you are the best

[@spengithestrangeengie8474]

What's funny is that every ad is for a much better game, mostly idle games tho

[@Nichaelas]

Jonald Schwarcenator. I did it.

[@MetalAcrean]

Survivel Five Nights aka Ad Simulator.

[@tentacledood5784]

[PAIN]

[@sonoda944]

Sai DESGRAÇA [RIP TABLE]

[@sgtbraken1345]

I'm probably going to get flack for this, but I have to admit, I found the Cat Simulator game kinda cute. Well, at least the idea of it. Kinda like Catlateral Damage.

[@nosebleed1826]

Andrio's world's theme reminds me of the legendary starfy

[@WarpxD]

No, let me die.

[@TheGentlePipe]

Just so you know, Arnold did a whole commercial on tv for Mobile Strike

[@soupe2electricboogaloo709]

I saw you streaming this last night. I had to go in the middle of watching so thank god it was uploaded here:

[@stagdragon3978]

"rev this one's for you while you're here." oh jesus fuck vinny what did you find?

[@n8with8s]

Vinny complains about ads fifteen seconds before an ad interrupts him

[@HullumpiEsa]

It's amazing that some of these games fill 70% of the gameplay with adds.. wow..

[@A7XxAfterlifex]

Arnold was legitimately part of Mobile Strike's advertising campaign.

[@hordieliamisus3986]

Yup. Celebrities puts no effort these days

[@trite1]

Splatoon 1 servers may be down but at least we have Chinese Squid Battle for Android TM

[@LaCroixBoix4]

I guarantee Vinny would have had a lot more fun in the cat game if he knew you could uproot furniture entirely

[@strongbadmandy]

26:40 THE HOVERBOARD PIZZA DELIVERY MAN IS FUCKING ALAN WAKE

[@AuroraKnux]

That Pokemon Go knockoff though XD

[@samuelcamarillo1349]

I swear to god, I've seen ads for Mobile Strike ACTUALLY featuring Arnold.

[@hordieliamisus3986]

Celebrities these days, be in commericals for things and get paid and get rich. What if money got only earned with effort

[@ReddKnight10]

26:49 JESUS CHRIST I KNOW THAT SONG ITS THE ONE THAT GOES "I feel so close to you right now it's like a force field"

[@DarknessViper99]

It's either a Calvin Harris or Alex Clare song. Edit: It's "Feel So Close" by Calvin Harris.

[@ReddKnight10]

+DarknessViper99 Thanks

[@ReddKnight10]

+DarknessViper99 I love that song

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

force feelled ;)