[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Shit Show: Android Games Edition (part 5)

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KZbin Gaming and Twitch Livestream of The Shit Show! This is a series of video games for Android, the stream was recorded/edited by Vappyvap (Vappyvap88).
Stream date: February 8, 2016
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Pre-Stream: • [Vinesauce] Vinny || A...
1:18 - Simulator Driving Car
4:00 - Cloudypus
7:06 - MEGA DADDY
12:57 - Neko Simulator NekoZ
24:21 - Combat Strike
36:43 - Hill Cliff Horse
46:39 - Indian Mario Run
48:37 - Sanic MLGFasT
51:48 - BABY: The Bollywood Movie Game
57:42 - Pebblestone Simulator 2014
58:50 - PANOSSONIC
1:02:26 - The Encounter
1:12:54 - DLC Simulator
1:21:03 - Rap Cat
1:25:10 - World Truck Ball

[@DeadwingDork]

You could almost feel the phrase "HACKER NOOB" being shouted by a little kid while Vin was dominating Combat Strike.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

They put a virus named "Life of D Duck" into Vinny's game collection.

[@mega1552]

woah

[@deadcosmonaut]

Poppah claw!

[@FrankGrimace]

Hey it's the funny man

[@mikotoh]

31:54 "I FINALLY FOUND A VIDEO GAME IM GOOD AT GU-" [stream dies]

[@depreciatednull]

mikoto gureato daze

[@Oreo4meh]

"I finally found a game I'm good at" -Vinny

[@wyvern4588]

Game promptly crashes internet.

[@shelby5809]

Good job dude, you can understand English well

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

​@Shelby I mean yeah english is pretty hard.

[@Kimairan]

Hill Cliff Horse was so good, we saw it twice. Instant favourite game.

[@velociraptor5512]

I thought KZbin was glitching when that happened.

[@sadmeat8937]

Read this just as it was happening. Wtf am scared now.

[@Mzpiknik]

vinny was so good at that csgo rip off the russians ddosed him.

[@velociraptor5512]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@PollyGlodd]

+Chinoxl They were jelly of his mad jabroni skills.

[@Klarden]

+Chinoxl Given how horribly grammatically incorrect those RU players were chatting, I doubt they knew how to ddos anyone, lol.

[@deviltrigger187]

his call of duty skills kicked in

[@JeanMarceaux]

+deviltrigger187 V_Dub came back for another portion of spiders.

[@DaddysRustyKnuckle]

Of course it was Russians playing the counter strike ripoff.

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

A nuuu, cheeki breeki damke!

[@JeanMarceaux]

+DaddysRustyKnuckle This whole stream gives off serious Russian vibes. Even a Japanese cat game had Lada 2108 for some reason.

[@canuckdude22]

+The Rare Zebra Chicken just like how, statistically, someone's favorite game is Sonic 06

[@Goatlactic]

"don't make the mistakes I made when I was a young cat." Vinny confirmed cat. Also Vinny confirmed allergic to himself.

[@ishitmypant]

an underappreciated fact about rap cat is that its creator insulted everyone who left bad reviews back when it was still up on the playstore

[@StarshineTheEevee]

the jesus dating sim oh my god

[@dweebicusmaximus]

That wasn't a game vinny.... That was a lingerie store...

[@ysguys]

I read this in Vinny’s Mario voice a la “that wasn’t a talking mushroom…THAT WAS MY COCK LUIGI”

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

"I-it's not like a sacrificed myself for your sins or anything, b-baka."

[@WinEntity]

31:53 Poor Vinny. He always celebrates something, and Verizon gives him presumed problems.

[@veemonjosh]

Cloudypus - Brought to you by Konami "HIT THE LEVER" Slots.

[@spengi546]

+veemonjosh JIM STERLING! #FUCKONAMI! SJW FREEDOM OF NICHE! FIGHT 4 WUTS RIGHT! *cough* srry.

[@MediaMunkee]

+veemonjosh Six slots -- more than enough to shill anything that moves.

[@JJAB91]

+Spengi Also fuck Jim Sterling.

[@veemonjosh]

***** Kojima is the one working for Sony, not Konami.

[@flyingtoast27]

E R O T I C V I O L E N C E

[@jediknight4951]

Top 5 words used in games on Android. 5. Zombies 4. Crime 3. Mine 2. Block 1. Craft

[@neilisbored2177]

And only #4 has nothing to do with minecraft. Unless you count my little brother.

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

Fight Run Super

[@jaded_piper]

shoot lego free

[@CpnGame]

Be sure to download the hit new Android game Craftblock Minecrime Zombies: Super Fightrun Spider Neighbor today.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

1:18 - Simulator Driving Car 4:00 - Cloudypus 7:06 - MEGA DADDY 12:57 - Neko Simulator NekoZ 24:21 - Combat Strike 36:43 - Hill Cliff Horse 46:39 - Indian Mario Run 48:37 - Sanic MLGFasT 51:48 - BABY: The Bollywood Movie Game 57:42 - Pebblestone Simulator 2014 58:50 - PANOSSONIC 1:02:26 - The Encounter 1:12:54 - DLC Simulator 1:21:03 - Rap Cat 1:25:10 - World Truck Ball

[@Zairin.]

+Vinesauce: The Full Sauce if you want to do more of this, you can get android games free if you allow downloading from unknown sources and find the .apk file of said app. Then just install it like any .exe file.

[@kinamiya1]

+Dragon911X but... thats piracy....

[@StevenReviews]

+Dragon911X where can I email Vinny with more games

[@TAELSDOLL]

+Rimvydas220 lol

[@Primentis]

+akihiro kina so? whoncares? no one! they just go download it for free they don't care

[@blobbem]

The Cliff Horse game uses the same graveyard that was in that "Spooky Selfie" game that Joel played. Must be a stock model.

[@SpaRxD]

Knew I wasn't the only one who noticed.

[@blobbem]

Xander Martin No. It's Death from the Discworld books.

[@JeFi2]

How to play games on Android: Install a Nintendo DS emulator.

[@Relzion]

How to play on android well, step 1 get a cheap ipega gamepad step 2 get every single nintendo console emulator and roms (optional: get emulators of other consoles) step 3 play them like you would on pc or the actual console

[@JeFi2]

+The_Noob_ I actually have an Ipega gamepad and it never worked. I can't connect it properly via bluetooth and that shady looking app for it didn't help as well. The thing is that early DS games are so optimized for touchscreen that you can just hide the buttons and play it like it was designed for phones. Prime examples are Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and WarioWare: Touched. A working gamepad solution for me is a Wiimote + ClassicController but normally I don't even bother.

[@Relzion]

+99MHz of Gaming If you own a 2025 pega gamepad like i do, to connect to your phone, you don't need any apps, just bluetooth, to connect, hold x and the home button (the search light should start blinking really fast) and it should be visible to your phone and you can play any of your games (it should work for any of the ipega gamepads), you probably need to configure in some emulators. I also played DS games on my S6 and it works pretty well, i mostly played ace attorney. EDIT: Delete the app that you tried to use when connecting the gamepad

[@JeFi2]

+The_Noob_ Thanks, I'll try that when I decide to dig that piece of shit out again. I might have already done that, though...

[@skymin]

install Retroarch and DraStic. Retroarch is basically all emulators available for free and DraStic is just a really good ds emulator

[@manadrivexl]

I want Jesus-kun to notice me.

[@NataliaNeeSama]

So, Jesus Dating Simulator, eh?

[@Che8t]

god bless that Jesus game -Hitler

[@gochem3013]

- MacBeth

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

Ok.

[@mje71103]

I love that while he was playing Combat Strike, a guy called "vinny sucks" joins sometime after the stream died.

[@DarkElviS]

"I can't believe people are playing this." I get the same reaction pretty much all the time when browsing the play store.

[@ZombieMafia903]

MEGA DADDY V. GRAND DAD

[@PollyGlodd]

VS BABY

[@danielcorrales9649]

Mega man sprite (mega man from mega man sprite game) vs mega daddy

[@kalebm.6015]

No Giant Dad?

[@pasteltears1229]

I thought the jesus game was a jesus dating sim

[@IndyFilmProductions]

Everyone did, the people that made that need to figure out a better genre for evangelizing. No one would ever take that game seriously, coming from a Christian.

[@KyllingThyme]

Same, I literally thought it was one of those troll dating games that make fun of the less well-made dating sims.

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Is it just me or does the horse game repeat twice?

[@Mardek775]

No, it definitely did for me as well.

[@ludden8964]

+Luckysquirrel1256 Vappy dun goofed.

[@ugyuu]

+Luckysquirrel1256 I noticed it right away once he repeated the sentence "Combat Strike is fiddling with my internet, so i'll stop playing that"

[@DJ_BoomBear]

+Luckysquirrel1256 it does.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

+Ludden I'm gonna leave it as is.

[@sprybug]

I didn't know that Jesus sounded like a cross between Shitty Bender and Peter Griffen.

[@powergannon]

I've seen better games on a calculator

[@ikasu00]

+Timothy Yasi I've made better games on a calculator using BASIC

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

+Ikasu0 (二卡樹零) TI-84?

[@ikasu00]

Tucker Friendperson casio fx-50fh ii

[@caseykeldeo]

At my school we use TI-Nspire CX CAS calculators, and I go to a pretty nerdy school so a bunch of us put game boy color roms on our calculators. A friend and I messed around and put a 2d minecraft on ours. Perfect for a slow day in physics.

[@Trisaaru]

+I Take Everything as Offensive That is fucking amazing!

[@Jax49]

"You look a lot like my uncle" ... "DO I?!" LOL!

[@redtheyiffer]

i want this series of android games to continue

[@velociraptor5512]

Yeah, these games are like the pot of shit at the end of the shitbow. And there's still more.

[@oracle14]

Can i get some sauce for your pfp

[@pirateadventure895]

Gene. Stop using your fart machine

[@tillitsin2953]

Android is a fuckin weird place, it can be the best place ever, and it can be... _this_ place in the video (if you're 5-12 years old)

[@KapitanPazur1]

its open source world thats why its depend on user to decide what he want - a garbage ckkie clickers with stolen assets or real gold mine. For example I turned my phone with blutooth xbox controller into one big emulator for nes, snes, sega genesis and gba

[@neilisbored2177]

i am 512 years old

[@manwiththemole236]

I'm surprised I didn't hear a thunder strike at Vinny's Jesus voice.

[@forcastiabluey]

Here's a fun fact: the jumping sounds in Panossonic were originally the "item pickup" sounds from Scooby Doo Mystery on the Genesis.

[@royatoy5769]

Ah gotta love those Chinese bootlegs with their many ads

[@G0nzA10895]

+Royatoy and spyware

[@TheManBehindTheShell]

+Some random idiot you don't know and tracking devices.

[@skymin]

+The Man Who Speaks In Hands and slot games

[@KapitanPazur1]

and flashlights asking you for access to the internet and phone contacts

[@tadgh9657]

Indians* sorry but it's true

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

Love how in sanic game someone cut the picture with magic wand and didnt even bother to cut the color inside P letter. You can clearly tell its high quality.

[@chronosmusics]

"Oh no, I'm dead." -Cloudypus 2k16

[@JaxxoonR]

Sadly enough, the Sanic game was probably the best one out of this entire video.

[@KeyentoYence]

@@@@!!!ATTENTION!!@@@@ Some of the games messed up Vinesauce's internet. That is why the "CS" game repeated and the horse game.

[@Kyubeyisbestboy]

MegaDaddy seems like it was created by the same devs of Symbionic Action/Cat Mario.

[@forrest0no2]

I swear that Jesus game was switching between second and first person perspective like every other sentence.

[@Eagle101-online]

Is it bad that I have played 80% of these games?

[@cigarettesmoke7636]

Yes, very very bad.

[@Eagle101-online]

please send help.

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

You're not alone.

[@ChaoPlaymate]

Even the Jesus dating sim?

[@Eagle101-online]

Chao's Playmate Yeah actually. I did it because I was incredibly curious and it looked dumb lol

[@quillconfirmed]

It took 35 seconds of the stream for a midi to make my leg twitch uncontrollably. 420/69 rated V for Joel

[@supereor5505]

Vinny's impression of Jesus was beautiful

[@Generic_emo_username]

"D i d v i n n y h a v e s e x w i t h j e s u s?"

[@asphericalrobot1079]

27:05 Original vending machine textures, do not steal.

[@aromardu]

17:00 Wait, I didn't realize there were actual cats driving each car!

[@bag3l_cak3]

Then they die

[@oracle14]

Hold on, a horse named mac that says eeyup, hmmm

[@tippity-toptown1725]

Eh, still better than Clash of Clans.

[@rinyzk]

Why was the lingerie app rated Teen

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

Teens need to feel sexy too. ;^)

[@m0chikim_]

Tucker Friendperson yas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol

[@Naeryaa]

It is a boutique

[@hamburgerhelper1828]

Getting a new android phone, thanks for the game recommendations!!

[@talkinghoorse6936]

As if licensed console games were bad enough, now we have licensed MOBILE games, I worry about our future.

[@Dreamcaster111]

So, Mega Daddy is Grand Dad's son, right?

[@blutausnordvpn]

The style of Mega Daddy reminds me a lot of the infamous Cat Mario.

[@AGENTE4777]

Called sleep during the stream, glad to see it

[@Pudgyplumber]

INDIAN MARIO PREDICTED SUPER MARIO RUN

[@riipjosh]

Why did I try to press x myself on some of those ads

[@flatP_]

jesus christ how is this 4 years old

[@technotomboy]

oh no

[@porygonlover322]

I'm like 80% the music when you pick up the anime and surpass even the cat is a Kenji Ito composition they stole from some game, it just sounds like his work

[@NotebookVA]

I found it hilarious at how fast the semi auto rifle was firing is the counter strike rip

[@unholylillim]

your Bob Belcher impression is spot on.

[@logancraven6957]

4:02 - For The Slot Machine App. 4:27 - Final Fantasy 8 Intensifies.

[@Vania-me8nk]

"Hey anime, we need to talk"

[@batastrophic9762]

"that's a lot- OKAY! WHAT ARE THEY??" lol I'm blazed

[@dmw2579]

"Designer Lingerie... Did I really just click this?" DEAD

[@ZetaNeubourn]

Vinny, I've got one for ya... Pocket Master. If infringement came in different sizes of soup, this would be a witch cauldron's worth. They didn't even bother changing the names, even after being told to. They only changed it in like... a few places. You'll see.

[@emmettrego9719]

The acronym for Android Shit Showcase is A.S.S. 😏

[@RetroNerdyGamer]

7:06 Mega Daddy seems like a meme game from Japan. some of those faces....

[@alexoxo1]

51:54 oMg gUys iTs tSerIes

[@TaycatPoyo]

the combination of the ff8 music and the konami slots tiger zoom in got to me

[@tenminutevideoempire8048]

That last game with the soccer reminded me of the soccer mode from Monster Truck Madness 64, except the 64 one was more functional and the ball didn't glitch like in this one. I had so much fun with that game when I was younger, and it's still a good N64 game.

[@bootblacking]

11:57 Some quality content you got going on in here, Vinny.

[@Pudgyplumber]

Interesting how Indian Mario isn't dressed as a plumber because there are no toilets in India.

[@G0nzA10895]

Funny thing is that there are people out there calling themselves "gamers" by only playing these games on their phones.

[@LukieLuke5]

I haven't came across any irl so I wouldn't know.

[@BloodrealmX]

+Some random idiot you don't know If by funny you mean scary and immensely sad.

[@sil132]

they're not REAL GAMERS like us!!!! why cant everyone be like us REAL GAMERS???

[@mono4171]

edgy

[@llortaton2834]

+sil lol i hope u trollin son

[@vingate5127]

51:54 T SERIES IN 2016

[@manwithaporpoiseYTsucksD]

Best laugh on KZbin by far. Found this hilarious spurg a couple weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since. His laugh makes me laugh. ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっVinny

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Definitely watch his Trio of Treasures and Grab Bag Gamble streams. And his Gettin Weird with It streams are classics, of course.

[@scarletshadowzz]

sperg?? lmao

[@technotomboy]

@@scarletshadowzzhe was so right for that, we love our aspie Vinny

[@captaineevee511]

No matter how many times I watch this, this always made me laugh 16:26

[@bag3l_cak3]

Cat: **meows kawaiily** Vinny: **OLD MAN NOISES**

[@ladoesquerdo5191]

That bootleg Megaman game was the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.Quite the achievement.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

There is worse. Trust me, i was in the depths of the google play store...i saw some shit.

[@LukieLuke5]

+Jack The Ripper any baby related game.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Waffle Wisard And some simulators....urgh the memories

[@vintendio]

+Jack The Ripper Poor man the feels bro...

[@leadcreekmusic]

OK K.O. is actually a good mobile game.

[@yea390]

Kinda regret not downloading it before they took it off the Google Play store

[@vincentraciborski2529]

"Stop using your fart machine."

[@Meloncarty]

Your opening line came with an ad for a game called Planetary Plumbers that has Mario in a generic 90s kid gear and assets from Galaxy behind him.

[@neilisbored2177]

ASSets

[@oliverolive2761]

that cat game where you shoot is the best gaame ever made

[@favoritemustard3542]

😾💔🧟‍♂️ I need a double barrel cat!

[@vee6460]

how to play android games: 1: download Downwell 2: play game 3: realize it's a good game on android. 4: sleep happily.

[@vrexdnb]

i love how Combat Strike has stolen sounds both from CS 1.6 and first Call of duty

[@Nep_tuneee]

20:35 thank you for throwing me at the cat vinny

[@GarlemaldInformatum]

The weapons in Combat Strike were using ripped Soldier of Fortune sound clips.

[@Takimeko]

Baby was indeed a game that tried to have the feel of a Bollywood movie, one of the companies involved in it, T Series Films, worked on the soundtracks of various movies.

[@TheJettSet27]

I have no idea why, but the music on the Neko Simulator game reminded me of Quantum Leap's theme song.

[@Jud]

I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to father except through me" best voice ever

[@cyslur2744]

Why is FNaF mobile not in this? that is a REAL shit android game

[@user-id8vi9bg4n]

+Dank Memes dank mehm/69

[@dankmaymays4447]

+Dank Memes dank meme/420

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Because it isn't a bootleg

[@louisdeprez4871]

vinny? play mobile fnaf? he'd have more fun on pc... if u can CALL it fun.

[@Flomen01]

Xander Martin wait which Fandom are we attacking here? cuz last I checked, both were pretty trash fanbases

[@InstantMes]

after the apocalypse there will be only zombies, kittens and lada 2109

[@Cooper287]

I got an add for LoL and thought it was Vinny getting an add, that is some meta shit right there.

[@mario23412]

Did I go crazy, or did part of Hill Cliff Horse play twice?

[@DatBastardOni]

5:20 "Oh no i'm dead" You were already dead to me.

[@BorsaMANIAC]

PANOSSONIC actually looks like a parody game made in favor of a Russian youtube channel kzbin.info (also KCORP). It parodies a never-ending stream of ripoff games, which are often the part of the videos on the channel. The channel also has reviews of numerous Chinese rip-off stuff like game consoles, toys, etc. PANOS is a transliterated Russian word (ПОНОС) for diarrhea. So it could be like DIARRHEASONIC, but also like PANASONIC. Yeah, the channel kinda embraces the AVGN style of humor, probably even a bit less mature version of it.

[@mustachecashstash6315]

I remember seeing a game called "bob bros". It was basically mario 64 with some buff dude wearing a black shirt.

[@Sigismund697]

ironically the KO game is alright

[@Falkuzrules]

"Everyone here has a cell phone, right?" And so Blizzard was inspired.

[@sonoda944]

7:12 is made in japan(I'm not kiddng because japanese letter everywhere)

[@blepblops]

If I met jesus I would ask DEEEEEEEP questions about: life, the universe and generally everything that exists...

[@UntouchedBrute]

Did the encounter just advocate jumping in front of cars to meet Jesus? Because I feel like that's the message it ended on....