[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Shit Show: Android Games Edition (part 5)

[@DeadwingDork]

You could almost feel the phrase "HACKER NOOB" being shouted by a little kid while Vin was dominating Combat Strike.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

They put a virus named "Life of D Duck" into Vinny's game collection.

[@mega1552]

woah

[@deadcosmonaut]

Poppah claw!

[@FrankGrimace]

Hey it's the funny man

[@mikotoh]

31:54 "I FINALLY FOUND A VIDEO GAME IM GOOD AT GU-" [stream dies]

[@depreciatednull]

mikoto gureato daze

[@Kimairan]

Hill Cliff Horse was so good, we saw it twice. Instant favourite game.

[@velociraptor5512]

I thought KZbin was glitching when that happened.

[@sadmeat8937]

Read this just as it was happening. Wtf am scared now.

[@Oreo4meh]

"I finally found a game I'm good at" -Vinny

[@wyvern4588]

Game promptly crashes internet.

[@shelby5809]

Good job dude, you can understand English well

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

​@Shelby I mean yeah english is pretty hard.

[@Mzpiknik]

vinny was so good at that csgo rip off the russians ddosed him.

[@velociraptor5512]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@PollyGlodd]

+Chinoxl They were jelly of his mad jabroni skills.

[@Klarden]

+Chinoxl Given how horribly grammatically incorrect those RU players were chatting, I doubt they knew how to ddos anyone, lol.

[@deviltrigger187]

his call of duty skills kicked in

[@JeanMarceaux]

+deviltrigger187 V_Dub came back for another portion of spiders.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

1:18 - Simulator Driving Car 4:00 - Cloudypus 7:06 - MEGA DADDY 12:57 - Neko Simulator NekoZ 24:21 - Combat Strike 36:43 - Hill Cliff Horse 46:39 - Indian Mario Run 48:37 - Sanic MLGFasT 51:48 - BABY: The Bollywood Movie Game 57:42 - Pebblestone Simulator 2014 58:50 - PANOSSONIC 1:02:26 - The Encounter 1:12:54 - DLC Simulator 1:21:03 - Rap Cat 1:25:10 - World Truck Ball

[@Zairin.]

+Vinesauce: The Full Sauce if you want to do more of this, you can get android games free if you allow downloading from unknown sources and find the .apk file of said app. Then just install it like any .exe file.

[@kinamiya1]

+Dragon911X but... thats piracy....

[@StevenReviews]

+Dragon911X where can I email Vinny with more games

[@TAELSDOLL]

+Rimvydas220 lol

[@Primintis]

+akihiro kina so? whoncares? no one! they just go download it for free they don't care

[@DaddysRustyKnuckle]

Of course it was Russians playing the counter strike ripoff.

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

A nuuu, cheeki breeki damke!

[@JeanMarceaux]

+DaddysRustyKnuckle This whole stream gives off serious Russian vibes. Even a Japanese cat game had Lada 2108 for some reason.

[@canuckdude22]

+The Rare Zebra Chicken just like how, statistically, someone's favorite game is Sonic 06

[@WinEntity]

31:53 Poor Vinny. He always celebrates something, and Verizon gives him presumed problems.

[@Goatlactic]

"don't make the mistakes I made when I was a young cat." Vinny confirmed cat. Also Vinny confirmed allergic to himself.

[@jediknight4951]

Top 5 words used in games on Android. 5. Zombies 4. Crime 3. Mine 2. Block 1. Craft

[@neilisbored2177]

And only #4 has nothing to do with minecraft. Unless you count my little brother.

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

Fight Run Super

[@jaded_piper]

shoot lego free

[@CpnGame]

Be sure to download the hit new Android game Craftblock Minecrime Zombies: Super Fightrun Spider Neighbor today.

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

"I-it's not like a sacrificed myself for your sins or anything, b-baka."

[@veemonjosh]

Cloudypus - Brought to you by Konami "HIT THE LEVER" Slots.

[@spengi546]

+veemonjosh JIM STERLING! #FUCKONAMI! SJW FREEDOM OF NICHE! FIGHT 4 WUTS RIGHT! *cough* srry.

[@MediaMunkee]

+veemonjosh Six slots -- more than enough to shill anything that moves.

[@JJAB91]

+Spengi Also fuck Jim Sterling.

[@veemonjosh]

***** Kojima is the one working for Sony, not Konami.

[@flyingtoast27]

E R O T I C V I O L E N C E

[@blobbem]

The Cliff Horse game uses the same graveyard that was in that "Spooky Selfie" game that Joel played. Must be a stock model.

[@SpaRxD]

Knew I wasn't the only one who noticed.

[@blobbem]

Xander Martin No. It's Death from the Discworld books.

[@StarshineTheEevee]

the jesus dating sim oh my god

[@mje71103]

I love that while he was playing Combat Strike, a guy called "vinny sucks" joins sometime after the stream died.

[@DarkElviS]

"I can't believe people are playing this." I get the same reaction pretty much all the time when browsing the play store.

[@manadrivexl]

I want Jesus-kun to notice me.

[@dweebicusmaximus]

That wasn't a game vinny.... That was a lingerie store...

[@ysguys]

I read this in Vinny’s Mario voice a la “that wasn’t a talking mushroom…THAT WAS MY COCK LUIGI”

[@JeFi2]

How to play games on Android: Install a Nintendo DS emulator.

[@Relzion]

How to play on android well, step 1 get a cheap ipega gamepad step 2 get every single nintendo console emulator and roms (optional: get emulators of other consoles) step 3 play them like you would on pc or the actual console

[@JeFi2]

+The_Noob_ I actually have an Ipega gamepad and it never worked. I can't connect it properly via bluetooth and that shady looking app for it didn't help as well. The thing is that early DS games are so optimized for touchscreen that you can just hide the buttons and play it like it was designed for phones. Prime examples are Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and WarioWare: Touched. A working gamepad solution for me is a Wiimote + ClassicController but normally I don't even bother.

[@Relzion]

+99MHz of Gaming If you own a 2025 pega gamepad like i do, to connect to your phone, you don't need any apps, just bluetooth, to connect, hold x and the home button (the search light should start blinking really fast) and it should be visible to your phone and you can play any of your games (it should work for any of the ipega gamepads), you probably need to configure in some emulators. I also played DS games on my S6 and it works pretty well, i mostly played ace attorney. EDIT: Delete the app that you tried to use when connecting the gamepad

[@JeFi2]

+The_Noob_ Thanks, I'll try that when I decide to dig that piece of shit out again. I might have already done that, though...

[@skymin]

install Retroarch and DraStic. Retroarch is basically all emulators available for free and DraStic is just a really good ds emulator

[@NataliaNeeSama]

So, Jesus Dating Simulator, eh?

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Is it just me or does the horse game repeat twice?

[@Mardek775]

No, it definitely did for me as well.

[@ludden8964]

+Luckysquirrel1256 Vappy dun goofed.

[@ugyuu]

+Luckysquirrel1256 I noticed it right away once he repeated the sentence "Combat Strike is fiddling with my internet, so i'll stop playing that"

[@DJ_BoomBear]

+Luckysquirrel1256 it does.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

+Ludden I'm gonna leave it as is.

[@pasteltears1229]

I thought the jesus game was a jesus dating sim

[@IndyFilmProductions]

Everyone did, the people that made that need to figure out a better genre for evangelizing. No one would ever take that game seriously, coming from a Christian.

[@KyllingThyme]

Same, I literally thought it was one of those troll dating games that make fun of the less well-made dating sims.

[@sprybug]

I didn't know that Jesus sounded like a cross between Shitty Bender and Peter Griffen.

[@Che8t]

god bless that Jesus game -Hitler

[@gochem3013]

- MacBeth

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

Ok.

[@KeyentoYence]

@@@@!!!ATTENTION!!@@@@ Some of the games messed up Vinesauce's internet. That is why the "CS" game repeated and the horse game.

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

Love how in sanic game someone cut the picture with magic wand and didnt even bother to cut the color inside P letter. You can clearly tell its high quality.

[@redtheyiffer]

i want this series of android games to continue

[@velociraptor5512]

Yeah, these games are like the pot of shit at the end of the shitbow. And there's still more.

[@oracle14]

Can i get some sauce for your pfp

[@forcastiabluey]

Here's a fun fact: the jumping sounds in Panossonic were originally the "item pickup" sounds from Scooby Doo Mystery on the Genesis.

[@tillitsin2953]

Android is a fuckin weird place, it can be the best place ever, and it can be... _this_ place in the video (if you're 5-12 years old)

[@KapitanPazur1]

its open source world thats why its depend on user to decide what he want - a garbage ckkie clickers with stolen assets or real gold mine. For example I turned my phone with blutooth xbox controller into one big emulator for nes, snes, sega genesis and gba

[@neilisbored2177]

i am 512 years old

[@powergannon]

I've seen better games on a calculator

[@ikasu00]

+Timothy Yasi I've made better games on a calculator using BASIC

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

+Ikasu0 (二卡樹零) TI-84?

[@ikasu00]

Tucker Friendperson casio fx-50fh ii

[@caseykeldeo]

At my school we use TI-Nspire CX CAS calculators, and I go to a pretty nerdy school so a bunch of us put game boy color roms on our calculators. A friend and I messed around and put a 2d minecraft on ours. Perfect for a slow day in physics.

[@Trisaaru]

+I Take Everything as Offensive That is fucking amazing!

[@JaxxoonR]

Sadly enough, the Sanic game was probably the best one out of this entire video.

[@quillconfirmed]

It took 35 seconds of the stream for a midi to make my leg twitch uncontrollably. 420/69 rated V for Joel

[@manwiththemole236]

I'm surprised I didn't hear a thunder strike at Vinny's Jesus voice.

[@royatoy5769]

Ah gotta love those Chinese bootlegs with their many ads

[@G0nzA10895]

+Royatoy and spyware

[@TheManBehindTheShell]

+Some random idiot you don't know and tracking devices.

[@skymin]

+The Man Who Speaks In Hands and slot games

[@KapitanPazur1]

and flashlights asking you for access to the internet and phone contacts

[@tadgh9657]

Indians* sorry but it's true

[@forrest0no2]

I swear that Jesus game was switching between second and first person perspective like every other sentence.

[@Jax49]

"You look a lot like my uncle" ... "DO I?!" LOL!

[@pirateadventure895]

Gene. Stop using your fart machine

[@Eagle101-online]

Is it bad that I have played 80% of these games?

[@cigarettesmoke7636]

Yes, very very bad.

[@Eagle101-online]

please send help.

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

You're not alone.

[@ChaoPlaymate]

Even the Jesus dating sim?

[@Eagle101-online]

Chao's Playmate Yeah actually. I did it because I was incredibly curious and it looked dumb lol

[@chronosmusics]

"Oh no, I'm dead." -Cloudypus 2k16

[@Kyubeyisbestboy]

MegaDaddy seems like it was created by the same devs of Symbionic Action/Cat Mario.

[@tippity-toptown1725]

Eh, still better than Clash of Clans.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

As if licensed console games were bad enough, now we have licensed MOBILE games, I worry about our future.

[@Dreamcaster111]

So, Mega Daddy is Grand Dad's son, right?

[@aromardu]

17:00 Wait, I didn't realize there were actual cats driving each car!

[@Bag3l_cak3]

Then they die

[@supereor5505]

Vinny's impression of Jesus was beautiful

[@blutausnordvpn]

The style of Mega Daddy reminds me a lot of the infamous Cat Mario.

[@hamburgerhelper1828]

Getting a new android phone, thanks for the game recommendations!!

[@Pudgyplumber]

Interesting how Indian Mario isn't dressed as a plumber because there are no toilets in India.

[@oracle14]

Hold on, a horse named mac that says eeyup, hmmm

[@logancraven6957]

4:02 - For The Slot Machine App. 4:27 - Final Fantasy 8 Intensifies.

[@porygonlover322]

I'm like 80% the music when you pick up the anime and surpass even the cat is a Kenji Ito composition they stole from some game, it just sounds like his work

[@Generic_emo_username]

"D i d v i n n y h a v e s e x w i t h j e s u s?"

[@ZetaNeubourn]

Vinny, I've got one for ya... Pocket Master. If infringement came in different sizes of soup, this would be a witch cauldron's worth. They didn't even bother changing the names, even after being told to. They only changed it in like... a few places. You'll see.

[@asphericalrobot1079]

27:05 Original vending machine textures, do not steal.

[@unholylillim]

your Bob Belcher impression is spot on.

[@bootblacking]

11:57 Some quality content you got going on in here, Vinny.

[@G0nzA10895]

Funny thing is that there are people out there calling themselves "gamers" by only playing these games on their phones.

[@LukieLuke5]

I haven't came across any irl so I wouldn't know.

[@BloodrealmX]

+Some random idiot you don't know If by funny you mean scary and immensely sad.

[@sil132]

they're not REAL GAMERS like us!!!! why cant everyone be like us REAL GAMERS???

[@mono4171]

edgy

[@llortaton2834]

+sil lol i hope u trollin son

[@neetwithajob]

jesus christ how is this 4 years old

[@gerbius]

jesus christ how is this 8 years old

[@batastrophic9762]

"that's a lot- OKAY! WHAT ARE THEY??" lol I'm blazed

[@vee6460]

how to play android games: 1: download Downwell 2: play game 3: realize it's a good game on android. 4: sleep happily.

[@captaineevee511]

No matter how many times I watch this, this always made me laugh 16:26

[@Bag3l_cak3]

Cat: **meows kawaiily** Vinny: **OLD MAN NOISES**

[@rinyzk]

Why was the lingerie app rated Teen

[@tuckerfriendperson6210]

Teens need to feel sexy too. ;^)

[@rr0binx]

Tucker Friendperson yas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol

[@Naeryaa]

It is a boutique

[@Pudgyplumber]

INDIAN MARIO PREDICTED SUPER MARIO RUN

[@pacecory1]

the jesus game was interesting. I'll bet its not a 'conversion' game, but rather someone trying to share a personal experience to them which is a great idea. You don't have to believe to respect someone's personal experience and what is important to them.

[@Jud]

I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to father except through me" best voice ever

[@RetroNerdyGamer]

7:06 Mega Daddy seems like a meme game from Japan. some of those faces....

[@stringcheeseofficial1977]

Watching this on my iPhone is so meta

[@alanbareiro6806]

I'm surprised it didn't caused a paradox.

[@BewareTheForce]

But the games are android

[@riipjosh]

Why did I try to press x myself on some of those ads

[@ladoesquerdo5191]

That bootleg Megaman game was the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.Quite the achievement.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

There is worse. Trust me, i was in the depths of the google play store...i saw some shit.

[@LukieLuke5]

+Jack The Ripper any baby related game.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Waffle Wisard And some simulators....urgh the memories

[@vintendio]

+Jack The Ripper Poor man the feels bro...

[@Vania-me8nk]

"Hey anime, we need to talk"

[@vrexdnb]

i love how Combat Strike has stolen sounds both from CS 1.6 and first Call of duty

[@blepblops]

If I met jesus I would ask DEEEEEEEP questions about: life, the universe and generally everything that exists...

[@dashingstarlight8192]

start at 1:27

[@leadcreekmusic]

OK K.O. is actually a good mobile game.

[@yea390]

Kinda regret not downloading it before they took it off the Google Play store

[@vingate5127]

51:54 T SERIES IN 2016

[@NotebookVA]

I found it hilarious at how fast the semi auto rifle was firing is the counter strike rip

[@omegafoxie7707]

The fuck was that monstrosity called Rap Cat?

[@Meloncarty]

Your opening line came with an ad for a game called Planetary Plumbers that has Mario in a generic 90s kid gear and assets from Galaxy behind him.

[@neilisbored2177]

ASSets

[@InstantMes]

after the apocalypse there will be only zombies, kittens and lada 2109

[@PikaPerfect]

1:02:40 - 1:11:34 : I'm crying, this is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on youtube. this is a dating sim, not a jesus sim, i swear

[@Bag3l_cak3]

Mario

[@Falkuzrules]

"Everyone here has a cell phone, right?" And so Blizzard was inspired.

[@Takimeko]

Baby was indeed a game that tried to have the feel of a Bollywood movie, one of the companies involved in it, T Series Films, worked on the soundtracks of various movies.

[@mario23412]

Did I go crazy, or did part of Hill Cliff Horse play twice?

[@vincentraciborski2529]

"Stop using your fart machine."

[@raidendt]

the worst of the bootlegs are the chinese bootleg that bootleg the legit bootlegs from the west that bootleg from some indie that is already shit..

[@velociraptor5512]

It's the circle of bootleg

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

*inception BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@oliverolive2761]

that cat game where you shoot is the best gaame ever made

[@favoritemustard3542]

😾💔🧟‍♂️ I need a double barrel cat!

[@mustachecashstash6315]

I remember seeing a game called "bob bros". It was basically mario 64 with some buff dude wearing a black shirt.

[@BorsaMANIAC]

PANOSSONIC actually looks like a parody game made in favor of a Russian youtube channel kzbin.info (also KCORP). It parodies a never-ending stream of ripoff games, which are often the part of the videos on the channel. The channel also has reviews of numerous Chinese rip-off stuff like game consoles, toys, etc. PANOS is a transliterated Russian word (ПОНОС) for diarrhea. So it could be like DIARRHEASONIC, but also like PANASONIC. Yeah, the channel kinda embraces the AVGN style of humor, probably even a bit less mature version of it.

[@Mokujo]

Fun fact: I'm 100% sure that The Encounter was inspired by Katawa Shoujo. The backgrounds being real pictures with a filter, using the Ren'Py engine, all that shazz

[@TheVeteranROB]

I love how much Combat Strike tips from CS. Even the abundance of Russian people!

[@noimpossible9973]

I've actually played Sanic MLGFaST and DLC Simulator before this.

[@autumnoraki]

NO IMPOSSIBLE I remember playing DLC simulator...and liking it. Same with the sonic game

[@marcoklepsky]

4:28 Probably one of the best parts

[@Bag3l_cak3]

*Furries when they get rejected and there bælls disappear:*

[@OneandOnlyNewcomer3]

I swear we don't normally quote hitler or make crappy games.

[@OneandOnlyNewcomer3]

I'm so sorry for who made that game

[@iampinball3669]

Vinny finally found a game he was good at and it fucked his stream

[@UntouchedBrute]

Did the encounter just advocate jumping in front of cars to meet Jesus? Because I feel like that's the message it ended on....

[@Sigismund697]

ironically the KO game is alright

[@emmettrego9719]

The acronym for Android Shit Showcase is A.S.S. 😏

[@AGENTE4777]

Called sleep during the stream, glad to see it

[@cyslur2744]

Why is FNaF mobile not in this? that is a REAL shit android game

[@နှင်းဆီ-ခ၈ရ]

+Dank Memes dank mehm/69

[@dankmaymays4447]

+Dank Memes dank meme/420

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Because it isn't a bootleg

[@louisdeprez4871]

vinny? play mobile fnaf? he'd have more fun on pc... if u can CALL it fun.

[@Flomen01]

Xander Martin wait which Fandom are we attacking here? cuz last I checked, both were pretty trash fanbases

[@MrMonkeyindrag]

people spent their time on this planet making and playing these games and that thought alone is super depressing.