[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Mobile Game Ads

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[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Michael Bay produced the ninja turtles French pickles commercial Not really but I could believe that

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

Hey don't you know I have Lucky?!

[@ronnievinettie999]

Death road to canada

[@cesarhernandez6861]

I...uh....you...what is this....nevermind.....

[@LikaLaruku]

Vinny, The Flintstones was a prime time (8:30pm) cartoon aimed at adult audiences.

[@nikewilly8404]

These ads are so primal. They gravitate around sex, food and kill. They feel like they were made by cavemen.

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Are you implying they weren't made by a caveman ?

[@PlaguewielderAlchemist]

Considering the one where the woman throws a steak to a guy and they start dating, I'm certain they were.

[@JeanMarceaux]

I'm pretty sure comparing them to cavemen is an insult to our ancestry.

[@TheHortoman]

@@JeanMarceaux exactly real cavement were intelligent crafty and deep individuals just like native americans and modern hunter gatherer peoples, we have reasonable proof that even neanderthals were much so. This was actually made by knowing individuals playing a perverted system

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@@JeanMarceaux This, cavemen were better

[@zombiesalmon4997]

90% of these commercials formulas are just 1. Sexual Harassment 2. Bragging about power 3. Then, boom, zombie outta nowhere

[@sophiasoto9420]

4. Crap cat

[@AFKei]

And cheating, and peg pulling, and divorce...

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Don't forget "single mom freezes to death" genre

[@KingThrillgore]

"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated."

[@dwarf9938]

The average indian grindset

[@PiraticOctopus]

22:03 The Sif battle theme starting immediately before it cuts off killed me

[@DrasticFox2004]

Jesus Crust 😂

[@six_buck_dlc]

crust

[@myarmsrgone]

I had a pretty hard time fighting Sif

[@USMC49er]

​@@myarmsrgone Yeah, the eye sweat mechanics after doing the DLC is pretty tough

[@AymenZero]

13:14 he sniffed it so hard. Not even a single particle of fart went to waste

[@LieseFury]

farticle

[@Captain_Olimar]

Cursed

[@Solesteam]

Not a single KB of that fart was lost. What's with these adds and fart sniffing anyway!? That's just gross.

[@nintendude4287]

I meeeeeann…

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@@LieseFury N O

[@LvlGenesis]

17:50 Vinny turns into Toad, Meat, and Walter White within seconds.

[@rverusu]

Sounded more like Eggman

[@Grimreaper286]

also gollum

[@vivvus]

𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓘𝓢 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓞𝓝𝓔

[@2minuss]

Lmao

[@sethreese2074]

More like EGGMAN at the end

[@spinoravenger9991]

18:42 That "OH NO!" soundbite unlocked a core memory in me.

[@jacpas2012]

It reminds me of this toy train video that was on VHS and every time there was a crash that “OHNO” played.

[@clanofclams2720]

♪Kid pix, kid pix, come on and play with kid pix~♪

[@xXBlueSheepXx]

@@clanofclams2720 Based Kid Pix enjoyer

[@metetural9140]

kind of sounded like jobel

[@derthevaporeon]

That bit killed me

[@LeifFrog]

24:25 no way. This game made him so happy he turned british

[@penguinman2233]

Hey Charlie is an amazing actor. Need I remind you that he single handedly carried The Hunger Games.

[@no_enerji]

43:17 and we’re ignoring how the cowboy not only made the pink dragon a maid but also made the green one his side bitch?

[@kyuokuo]

Smh... He could've had a true dragon maid, but now he can't!

[@no_enerji]

@@kyuokuoholy shit you're right

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

The horse ad is probably my favorite. Real “I shouldn’t have taken those 40 benadryls” vibes

[@ankat6833]

That horse ad is a work of art

[@renakunisaki]

I hate when my horse dies because I brushed it unnecessarily. At least now I don't have to manually blink it anymore.

[@JacobKinsley]

Words spoken moments before disaster: "what are you doing, my hair isn't 🇩angled"

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

Hate it when I brush my horse and it just ascends beyond the mortal realm

[@Hidden4125]

Someone in a different reply said it is something right out of a pilotredsun video and I cannot agree more. It's like you made a wrong move in a dream

[@EmanueleX]

i actually got fucking jumpscared at 37:26, it's actually like a genuine shitty creepypasta tape video

[@qhairullahrusyaidy]

"My hair isn't tangled" it's like some pilotredsun animation stuff.

[@octanyl]

no fucking way that was an ad somebody just found i s2g a fan made that and sent it to vinny just to fuck with him

[@JackedSchoomves]

@@octanyl I’ve gotten that ad a a few times when playing modern mobile games. It’s very surreal, for sure.

[@aturchomicz821]

Wdym that was fucking hilarious, a brilliant late to the party satire of Creepypastas...😩😩

[@JackedSchoomves]

@@aturchomicz821 saying it’s surreal doesn’t mean it’s bad, it just means it is strange. Being strange also isn’t inherently a bad thing.

[@ivysaur2thefirst]

17:50 Vinny unleashes 4 different personalities in the span of 10 seconds

[@tyler_4687]

the ¨can you do better?¨ kills me lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

38:40 the idea that this ad could have been made by someone who doesn't know a single thing about SNK is so funny, just imagine someone importing these assets into source filmmaker and being like 'yeah, a cool guy and 3 girls with huge asses in a tf2 map, this is fine, no one will recognise these anyway.'

[@namelesslang5909]

@Siper Especially because one of the characters in that add is supposed to be a minor.

[@adelebarahma9953]

​@@namelesslang5909 kula is a minor? Doesn't snk sometimes sexualize her? The kof 13 intro had an ass shot and that one horny kof game that changed some of the male cast into sexualized females.

[@ChaoticJester]

​@@namelesslang5909 W h a t

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@namelesslang5909 oh oh ok

[@Dekomata]

​@Siper sounds about right. They wouldn't want having terry looking like a pervert in an ad for one of their mobile games.

[@kiripaka1289]

36:48 til: brushing a horse that is perfectly healthy will instantly kill it and make the most unholy noise ever

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

he refused and left his plane of existence

[@kizzy2888]

@@apersonontheinternet7595 bro Annihilape type shit

[@AnakinSkywakka]

As a hair brush, I can confirm this.

[@tentacledood5784]

Digital horror be like

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

As someone who's taking horseback lessons, i can confirm

[@legendarycryptid2629]

17:16 The sheer horror in his voice is the best part.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I'm immediately reminded of Ace Ventura 2

[@IvoryRune]

"Brian look out!"

[@SirDankleberry]

Scary mammussy.

[@JacobKinsley]

I love the complete non reaction to the caveman knocking unconscious and raping the two women but then going completely speechless at the mammoth part which was VERY CLEARLY played off as a dumb joke

[@Lightning_Chaser]

@@SirDankleberry Dude's gonna have a broken pelvis after that mammussy.

[@PMitchell1011Real]

53:57 「Gentlemen, I think ＰＥＮＩＳ」

[@Lil_Polonez]

53:37 got me as well

[@notamuffin]

17:56 Vinny starts transforming into Venom mid-sentence

[@V0IDWARE]

Nah thats castlevania dracula

[@beercansam2304]

Speedwagon sounding

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

35:38 I like to imagine the next time she invites someone over there's a conversation along the lines of "Oh how's the baby been?" "What baby? I've never had a baby there's no baby here and there never was. Anyway have you seen our new guest room?"

[@lunatic-cultist-i-guess]

what about 1:01:18

[@its_foppe]

shes just like "we dont talk about it"

[@holhorse41]

Gaslight them before they gaslight you

[@kingofroses302]

There is no baby in Ba Sing Sa

[@JacobKinsley]

I just love that she doesn't even donate anything. She's just like "throw it in the FUCKING trash"

[@shinobulove]

The 1 second of Sif's Theme from Dark Souls in the ad at 22:02 as the boyfriend appears makes me laugh every time

[@meloncholy428]

Thank you

[@CobraCreates]

It caught me so off guard and I had to pause the video while I cry-laughed

[@anonecki]

It made me spit tea out of my nose

[@doodlespiral7110]

@@anonecki we call that sneezehell

[@kevincairo8917]

You can thank that the one who submitted that clip had sent an edited cut-version. NOW the full ad continues as the bikini wearing boyfriend gets called to the caller and the caller tries to hit on the boyfriend and the concerned girlfriend got jealous of it.

[@stagger9660]

I miss the days of jetpack joyride and angry birds. Mobile gaming used to be so simple and good in concept and execution.

[@tylern6420]

Remember when you just had your hill climb racing, angry birds, doodle jump, and like trucker joes?

[@r15835]

The mobile game market was never taken seriously. We didn't care enough to gatekeep this schlock out of the marketso the smartest douchebags have gamed the fuck out of the system, and we all take continuous, scaling damage for it.

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

Fr. The only other good modern mobile games that are good is like. Sky Children of the Light.

[@six_buck_dlc]

Blocksworld, atleast before 2018

[@BlazeMakesGames]

The only good mobile games left are usually ports of other good games on other platforms. Like Dicey Dungeons and such.

[@maniakk3563]

Well thing is around the 50s, the flinstones wasn't targeted at kids directly. It was basically the 50s equivalent to something like The Simpsons cuz it was shown during primetime hours, but tv during that era was so sanitized you couldnt even show a toilet on screen. That in mind, it's hilarious how it was considered ballsy for them to show Fred and Wilma in the same bed together

[@HuskyGamersUNITE]

flinstones was for adults, yeah. working class family, they even did cigarette commercials with the flintstones

[@ab-gail]

Adult content that’s mature but wholesome. Borderline unheard of now.

[@V0IDWARE]

​@@HuskyGamersUNITEyeah the fucking winstons cigarette commercial

[@ashtonkimball5243]

53:13 I think this ytp+ is actually ironicly intelligent. It shows the Mario head with blue background and says "Sega," then as he's "moving on the ground," it cuts to the vampire on the ground at the woman's door. She opens it, then closes it on him. It's actually what a ytp would do

[@BinglesP]

Also it has Double Dee who is intelligent

[@soulmadeofleaves4832]

Not to mention that legendary moment at 53:58

[@shrimpbisque]

The ad that starts at 27:16 feels like a memetic kill agent.

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Can already feel my head turning inside out right now.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

They're grooving

[@isabelab.5217]

Cognitohazard alert

[@Patodeagua213]

Its like a infection

[@julianlaresch6266]

Im dying from laughter what the hell is this ad

[@akadamaru]

The ad at 28:08 was initially a fairly good shit post but got progressively more disturbing as it went on 💀

[@TheKurosaki64]

7:58 as a brazillian I can assure you our sword-wielding monkeys are completely harmless

[@ablancer3582]

That sounds like something a sword-wielding monkey would say!

[@doodlespiral7110]

Unless provoked, of course.

[@bibblyboing]

@@doodlespiral7110tell that to Travis

[@hell3310]

56:23 I grew up in Las Vegas so to see Vinny react to an ad that I would see almost every day is a really surreal experience

[@JacobKinsley]

Once a day huh... That's how often young men tend to do that kind of thing, the ad makers must have thought of that.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

do you know why the Mariachi Sun has plumper ass-crack?

[@ChickenNugget7]

@@JacobKinsley no I think YOU thought of that all by yourself.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@JacobKinsley normal KZbin reply

[@brightblackhole2442]

@@JacobKinsley sounds like youre projecting just a little bit

[@BoldNBrash]

51:33 LMAO, literally EVERY fucking time there's a youtube poop, Sparta always finds a way in and Vinny always forgets

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

His unbridled anger from Sparta remixes always gets me, I can FEEL his rage when they come on.

[@HermanManly]

SPARTAN RAGE

[@MeinCouch123]

The absolute shittiness of the sparta remixes makes me lose my shit every single time

[@aturchomicz821]

@@mostverticalproductions4808 "Like Clockwork Omegalul"

[@tylern6420]

Bold and Brash is correct, because these ads are Bold and Brash in insanity Also yes these seem like ytps

[@grievousXWX]

Vinny, feeling the dorcelessness overcome him with each ad

[@supermagma]

Heyyyy I got that

[@ringsystemmusic]

Dorce can only ever be lost

[@itskaiks3469]

Crazy to think some people feel teluge

[@Grahaminations]

17:50 Vinny becomes 3 different things in 6 seconds, He becomes Gollum, then a fish person, then Nigel Thornberry, incredible.

[@thecatrooms]

WHAT IS THIS ONE in the most undignified manner kills me

[@Jeringa]

18:43 I love when he laughs like that

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I personally like 22:57

[@saladassthereal]

OH NO!

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

@@joshshrum2764 that’s the funny part, dudes even coughing from laughing so hard and I’ve had my fair share of doing that when hella funny thing

[@its_foppe]

heyyy another doko demo issyo fan :D

[@gesellchat]

Gotta respect that Toro pfp

[@MegaLpso]

27:14 made me cry from how hard i was laughing, i was NOT expecting that meme to come out of no where

[@itryen7632]

Apparently the chinese have recently discovered the ancient ooh yeah woo yeah meme and it became a huge thing over there in the last couple weeks

[@Rock_yeah]

for me its really disturbing

[@MartyAraragi]

Ooooh dude my cheeks are hurting trying to hold my laughter while at work 😂😂😂 the movement to the song just fucking kills me

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

That ad killed me; I was left wiping away tears.

[@steampunk-llama]

SAME

[@deanchur]

27:16 feels like it should be at level 5 of a lost media iceberg

[@300IQPrower]

Glad to see Elsagate lived on as adware. Also, It’s funny seeing him miss a 1:1 Alex Mercer model and then from just a head he’s like “the small mario head sprite from mario 3 specifically”

[@lasarousi]

He never played prototype.

[@boblobster2147]

35:51 Vinny's reaction to the infanticide simulator was spot on

[@renakunisaki]

That one doesn't make sense, though. She was clearly carrying clothes to the laundry room, which means she would have put them in the washer. There would be plenty of time to grab the baby before it finishes filling.

[@mechadeka]

@@renakunisaki Yeah, _that's_ the part that doesn't make sense.

[@Limacinablues]

@@renakunisaki you can’t expect common sense in mobile game ads...

[@HuskyGamersUNITE]

@@renakunisaki You are forgetting the aspect that you are assuming it was accidental, dude. This kind of shit has happened in real life and it was filed as "harmless accident" and nobody got punished and the parents move on with a new hobby or buy a boat or something else. it's not a "haha funny" joke, it really happens. It's also happened to dogs and cats too.

[@pairuh5021]

@@HuskyGamersUNITE its true it happened to me luckily i escaped the washing machine on my own

[@YoutubePizzer]

6:15 “I didn’t spend a penny, noob” is a power line

[@art-cs6us]

'I wasted my life and hours of time grinding away to get to the point a person who spends a couple hundred bucks can achieve in a few hours.'

[@bigman9341]

@@art-cs6us You're just mad you spent a penny, nub.

[@art-cs6us]

@@bigman9341 wdym i don't play that garbage

[@pipebombmailer]

smosh line

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@art-cs6us they didn't grind either, the character was just given away at the start to them which isn't bragworthy either lol

[@Dazbii]

26:26 they used the "Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream" music from Hypnospace Outlaw. This killed me

[@Sweterino]

vinny just played that over the ad im pretty sure

[@JacobKinsley]

I thought it was real for a hot minute and actually barked laughter like a hyena

[@Chinothebad]

All that was missing to make it worse was using the Silva gunner version.

[@TaxEvasionUS]

34:35 Little does Vinny know, that it is the parents installing those apps, not the kids.

[@mihaelkYeah]

36:48 The horse segment was legitimately scary. Somebody heard those sentences in their head and typed them in on a TTS program for "comedic" effect. I feel like we just took a deep dark dive in the developer's psyche.

[@umamifan]

That dev is fucked up

[@ROOFTOPGUY]

You can’t brush my hair it’s not tangled Fucking dies

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

What was it even saying?

[@BinglesP]

Also why does the horse need a dedicated manual-blinking system

[@Gentleman534]

@@BinglesP why wouldn’t it?

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

Wow who would've thought that what Vinny loved most about the android trash segments was actually the ads

[@elisnilzen783]

Only time he didn't have to play anything

[@nickfish2759]

my streamer stockholm'd ;_;

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

I feel like these ads are wilder than the ones from his android streams

[@VortexKiller2]

Yeah because the actual games were fucking dreadful

[@deityforAday]

yeah especially that one ad something about an x

[@okmate]

Not only we have zombies, vampires, dead babies, fart and feet fetishes, but also and more importantly Mai Shiranui armpits. Truly a blessed segment.

[@MMDTrxsh]

I know Lily's Garden ads are absolutely wild, but I can't believe they made a Penny and Flo ad where she fucking kills a baby and hides all of the evidence of it ever existing with zero remorse.

[@ranivacar]

17:52 one of the best vinny reactions in a while

[@chroma_ky]

he channeled meat for a sec there

[@TheEternalClown]

His real villain voice slipped

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

His inner meat escaped finally.

[@SirDankleberry]

Gollum.

[@Scyzzles]

Genuine fight or flight response

[@Spectacles_]

22:57 Vinny's wheezing sounds like the sound effects those $9.99 graphic design animations came bundled with.

[@xtrithx4389]

Sounded like a zipper

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

@@xtrithx4389 with your comment now I’m the one laughing so hard

[@the.mind.electric]

Bro sounds like he's scratching a jacket or somethin

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

anybody noticed the uhh….. legal loli?

[@LieseFury]

​@@iamnotthatguy7166it's okay bro she's a 5000 year old dragon

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

39:55 - I played this horrible game, you can't even actually kill yourself, they knew it was so easy that someone couldn't possibly kill themself

[@jordankolb2976]

The ice cream animation at 12:44 was surprisingly well done

[@rafabuda0]

The Mafiatown ads have always had some quality to them. Well, as far as "cash sink mobile game" ads go.

[@Burmilla.]

ICE CREAM ISNT LIKE THAT. ICE CREAM DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY TURN INTO LIQUID THAT FAST.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

​@@Burmilla.They presumably have experience with a different liquid

[@pacificgrim4661]

24:09 Finally a Vinesauce Vinny and Penguinz0 crossover that we've been waiting for

[@dyhall]

Vinny and Charlie actually have several real collab videos in the past, if you’re interested

[@osakeleto]

no

[@ponyprideworldwide]

@@dyhall acc 4 phz

[@punishedsnake9041]

@@dyhall there's also the podcast vinny was a guest to

[@BinglesP]

So weird hearing someone refer to him by his channel's actual name

[@extremeboi9207]

48:37 Vinny reacting to SMG4 was the most non expected thing I saw today

[@awokedfromyou331]

Same

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

He did it!

[@SonicPman]

I’m surprised (and impressed) he hasn’t lost his touch.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

​@@SonicPman Oh have you missed a LOT. One the arcs he did explained the cosmology of the world he created and provided a good amount of worldbuilding

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

Haven't seen Smg4 in ages Unfortunately I'm a veteran fan

[@PhaenyBirb]

26:25 Surprised to hear "Granny Cream's hot butter ice cream" from Hypnospace in a random ass mobile ad

[@Pintos445]

Are we gonna ignore how caterpie evolved into a rayquaza?

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

Pokemon but awesome

[@AmethystLeslie]

That "horse-caring game" ad seems like exactly the kind an unsuspecting child would see and then then feel scarred for life, and would scream at the ending. It's got the unsettling voice, the voice crying for help, and unsettling noises and imagery. Hell, most of these mobile ads are made for shock value, just to show people or to get people to download their (secretly match-3) game, and then we have this kind that is SPECIFICALLY FORMULATED to scare people. Someone 15 years from now would find this video and go, "yup, that's the one I saw, and I had nightmares about it for months."

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Dude, I'm a grown man and I feel like I'm going to die because I watched that.

[@stardusst]

it's one of those things where as you grow old you start questioning if it was real or just a fever dream you had.

[@Cinibonswirl26]

Love how the corporations shit on average people for "mean language" or "sexual content" but shit like this slides and corporations don't get punished

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Yeah I basically saw some movie that was like that but a guy dying from ass cancer and it fucked with me for a full week

[@LiquaFusion]

dude that would have TERRIFIED me if I saw it as a kid omg

[@alemoncitrus8285]

35:48 just OBLITERATED my brain. I was just left going "WHAT" over and over what the genuine fuck The way they just instantly replace everything in the baby room and it just goes "Penny & Flo... Finding Home!!!" afterward as if nothing happened Not to mention the whole horse thing. That really is abandoned laundromat tape creepypasta found footage. The way the horse skull just turns to face you on a staircase with a halo is so bizarrely terrifying

[@handfulofmushrooms1135]

jhon

[@StarcleBlaze]

@@handfulofmushrooms1135 seena

[@handfulofmushrooms1135]

@@StarcleBlaze surprisingly, kinda close?

[@portal2kid]

@@handfulofmushrooms1135 joooooooohn

[@Exdeathmore]

This is where all the Elsagate people went after the gig was up.

[@slip4510]

58:37 all right kids that's enough SpongeBob for a month or so

[@Mr.Jim248]

"Have I ever told you the definition of Insanity"

[@Mr.Jim248]

Seriously though, I don't know what those kids are on, but I want it.

[@slip4510]

@@Mr.Jim248 pineapple under the sea og pack

[@benni4451]

17:15 The pure shock and terror in his voice ....

[@kylefinn5301]

7:07 I love how Vinny was in absolute denial here

[@readuth1488]

17:50 Vinny turns into a draugr from Skyrim in response to foot fetish ad

[@fuckingidiot3]

That horse ad was weirder than everything else up until that point

[@DaAtte]

58:09 It's been so many years and that ad still pops in to my mind every once in a while... Years soon turn into decades... And on my deathbed my last words will probably be "chocobooru".

[@LocalBosnian-99]

Choco boooruuuuuu! 😉 😐 58:16

[@skirdus367]

it's getting to a point where i legitimately think these ads are intentionally trying to be as vile and repulsive as humanly possible

[@blueyosh43]

It isn't obvious from the ad that literally opens with a dude gagging on smelly feet?

[@big924]

@@blueyosh43 and then goes to a shit filled sumo suit

[@larrymantic2635]

And especially to piss people off too

[@egg4666]

I like your nebula pfp :0

[@k_isforkaito.]

Shock value

[@HuskyGamersUNITE]

love how mobile ads are exposing vinny to the last 10 years of fetishes all in one go

[@StandBackson]

The Reddit ads for State of Survival used to be captioned with "This game NO pay to win" And I could never help but read it in Vinny's DMC2 voice

[@nado1908]

Inb4 it's extremely p2w.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@nado1908 me and by bf do it with no lube and it hurts but neither of us can be arsed to relube every 5 minutes

[@nado1908]

@@JacobKinsley ok

[@JacobKinsley]

@@nado1908 you can't have a username like that and not expect weird comments

[@nado1908]

@@JacobKinsley Weirdly enough you're the first person to do that. I've had this username for years and comment frequently.

[@SaibotKing2000]

There's so many great parts, but I still want 5:40 as its own thing. "WHO IS THIS IDIOT??!!!" with the audio peaking and his bad acting is great

[@USMC49er]

Someone has to clip it and meme that yell because it has so much potential

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"How can you cal him 'idiot'!? He just got LUCKY!" is also fucking gold...

[@freecreditreport.combaby]

the way it says “eeediot” reminds me of ren&stimpy

[@Biscotum]

That entire ad is fantastic just for every actor trying their hardest not to have a Russian accent.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Biscotum That's just called a british accent

[@hago66]

Oh my god indeed at 17:10. Exact same reaction here.

[@RedRockin2000]

47:11 I love Vinnys reaction to yet another underground zombie base simulator

[@ruinpowder]

the transition at 53:59 knocked me out lmao

[@libertyordeath1776.]

Gentlemen I think 🅟🅔🅝🅘🅢

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@libertyordeath1776. almost up there with "what are you playi- SPERM"

[@pipebombmailer]

gennleman?

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

-Gentleman- *Genitalman*

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

@@libertyordeath1776. *THAT LAVA IS A LAVA*

[@spookmaster7737]

I can physically _feel_ the brain rot setting in with some of these, good lord

[@MariusKennedy]

Me too.

[@mihaelkYeah]

Some of these are the audiovisual equivalent of drinking stuff under the kitchen sink

[@SeanSMST]

Same yeah

[@MisterDutch93]

Some?

[@mihaelkYeah]

@@MisterDutch93 Yes, some of them. Some others on the other hand, are the audiovisual equivalent of gargling on razor blades.

[@bowsmed]

"There was murder, there was pregnancy, there was... LOVE..." Roger Ebert, 2009

[@CloudySkies17695]

I think the craziest part, to me at least, is that 37:26 is *_EERILY_* similar to a dream I had when I was younger. It's like looking into a mirror that reflects your past, it's so surreal. Hell, it's basically a one-to-one of what I remember of it. The main difference is that the horse in my dream didn't talk and her death was more dramatic and in slow motion than instant and jumpscare-y.

[@LocalBosnian-99]

You good?

[@CloudySkies17695]

@@LocalBosnian-99 Nah, I’m fine. Don’t worry. It’s just kinda creepy how familiar the ad is to me in a way.

[@gnbman]

Every question Vinny has about these ads can be answered thusly: They are psychologically crafted to get the attention of kids. Random mashups, old and new memes, bodily functions, sexuality and other topics that are taboo for children. Whatever they can get away with, the advertisers use. There's no doubt that psychology is employed to prey on the target demographics. One of the most consistent things I see in mobile ads is people failing at very easy tasks. This is because it preys on your instinct to go "Well, I could do better than that!"

[@quantumblur_3145]

The "extremely surmountable challenge"

[@iAussieGuy]

I love this comment, it's so smart. 👍

[@pimposki6232]

ah, the "informercial idiot" technique

[@WankersCramp69]

Google allows the manipulative shit to continue too.

[@Maelthorn1337]

Day9 has gotten me to buy a handful of games for the last thing you mentioned. That dude is just awful at anything that isn't Starcraft.

[@HaunterHax23]

I've seen the running gorilla ad before and I'm 95% sure it's self aware and trolling

[@oofley8346]

Definitely, it's the follow up of flying gorilla (which is real, I have gotten the ad for that)

[@aidanayers2093]

Sounds like Dunkey

[@engineerbot]

Ya same for flying gorilla. The ads are satire and in a sense it makes them even funnier.

[@minimanbeast1014]

A have played flying gorila, never has gambling for bannanas been so much fun

[@Slimurgical]

It's legit the best one

[@Velossitee]

That model they keep using for vampirism is just Alex Mercer from prototype.. he isn't a vampire, more like a parasitic cannibal

[@etheygum1073]

Not the off brand version of flying gorilla😂😂😂 1:39

[@ishxxl]

Nah it's the sequel, running gorilla

[@LOS_NEGRITOS]

31:17 "there was murder there was pregnancy, there was there was... love" -vinny

[@tree_tape]

Watching Vinny react to the mobile game ads makes me realise that he doesn't know that almost ALL of these games are just city builder games no matter what the ad shows.

[@SuperJustinChannel]

Usually they're either city builders, match-three puzzle games, or character collection RPG's.

[@lasarousi]

Or match 3.

[@insertnamehere6227]

Or fallout shelter rip offs. Which I guess are kind of city builders but it's strange. They created an entire subgenre of city builders with how much that games been ripped off

[@WankersCramp69]

Yup, they are all scams.

[@Carcino.Geneticist]

Fun fact: running gorila has a flying version, it's called flying gorilla

[@PeacefulAutistic]

1:21:49 I don’t know why but the way Vinny said “That’s Fabio” cracked me up so hard. 😂

[@PuppetMasterIX]

The sheer "Oh no... anyway" tonal whiplash of the ad at 35:05 had me laughing like hell. I might be awful.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

nah, laughter in the face of unspeakable horrors is a normal reaction

[@HarambaeXelonmuskfans]

ah sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension

[@thebiolibrary5572]

"oh no my baby is dead welp time to scrap this room"

[@fakenamegraham8713]

“Why is my baby clothes?” “Why is my baby HIDING FROM ON ꂵꄲ꓄ꁝꏂꋪ’ꇙ ꒯ꋬꌦ?! “

[@BierBart12]

She has the eyes of an emotionally abused and dead inside anime character Like from an actual psychological horror show about topics that are a bit too real. She never wanted that baby

[@EmeraldHandle]

17:14 I can hear the fear in his voice

[@StarGloomy0]

oH MY GOD

[@Filipokerface]

_OH MY GOD._

[@aaa439101]

his pee pee broken now

[@tylern6420]

much fear

[@moppupaws]

i have an upper respiratory infection and the animalistic laugh vinny made at the toe sucking ad made me laugh so hard that my chest is in so much pain.

[@FuckYouho]

this lady just kills her baby in a washing machine and then transitions to a random room decorating session

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

17:54 I do not blame vinny for turning into gollum.

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

Because of these ads I have no hope in humanity

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I hear scoot

[@poble]

*_WHAT IS THIS ONE_*

[@jbh759]

@@poble JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

[@talkinghoorse6936]

38:49 So for those who don't know King of Fighters canon, Terry is slapping the butt of his girlfriend, his brother's girlfriend, and a 14-year-old. Very nice.

[@JacobKinsley]

Obligatory "sweet home Alabama!" quote

[@Irreve-rsible]

LMAO

[@maylabrown4584]

@@JacobKinsley How is that Alabama at all? He isn't related to any of them brainlet.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@maylabrown4584 the joke is that people never use the joke "sweet home Alabama" correctly.

[@maylabrown4584]

@@JacobKinsley Lies.

[@smackingjack425awesome3]

Isn’t anyone gonna talk about how 39:28 was so perfectly cut? 😂

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Not to mention, the sound from the zombie is the half life 2 stalker

[@redline1916]

56:57 I live in Jersey and I can tell you right now, not a single fuckin thing here is safe let alone safe for work half the time

[@FlamingPork]

36:48 has HUGE early pilotredsun energies to it

[@DukDolan]

my thoughts exactly

[@JacobKinsley]

You have taken the tumble

[@marianogamer6261]

it reminds of a horse game vinny played in one of tje android showcases

[@ZyxthePest]

T I M E T O R I S E A N D SHINE

[@pepperonipizza8200]

I gotta have a good meal

[@albert7643]

27:15 I am convinced this entire section is used to activate Chinese sleeper agents lmao

[@mr.nazareth4501]

36:48 does it for me, feels like I've been triggered to commit an MW2

[@Superluigi881]

It's like one of cryptic messages you have to play backwards to make sense of.

[@realsteventalvinzvestial420]

WW3 intensifies

[@nolanlemmon8180]

*Kane and Lynch 2 soundtrack begins growing louder*

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Bing chiiiiiling

[@Xe4ro]

23:23 Oh wow, this wins the lazy award 😂

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

35:00 UPSIDE DOWN TROLLFACE

[@DaCoolCemeramen3739]

I try it in it look same like trollface mouth you smart

[@clairecaldwell1611]

42:59 That... that sound effect... I swear on my own soul that that was the fruit collecting SFX for a fucking Backyardigans Vsmile game I had as a little girl.

[@Barriertriostruckapose]

YOOO THE FUCKING TOAST CONSOLE

[@xilitla.]

VSMILE LFG

[@RakoonCD]

Yes it is. I love those games.

[@clairecaldwell1611]

I absolutely love that I've managed to magnetise a bunch of mid-to-late-2000s kids to my comment. It's amazing.

[@RakoonCD]

@@clairecaldwell1611 you can't comment unless you played Soccer Challenge or The Backyardigans.

[@KamiJoJo]

53:23 Vinny: "You compile a bunch of random scenes into the YTP Generator and just release it as an ad" YTP: "This is illegal you know!"

[@tylern6420]

These ads are definitely ai generated

[@MariekeLisette]

​@@tylern6420 Yeah, they have to be There is no other reason

[@JacobKinsley]

It would be so perfect if the "this is illegal you know" played while the woman got angry at the guy for slapping her ass

[@jasv5214]

9:12 Alex Mercer tries to eat a still living pig and gets cancelled, destroying all his hopes for having any kind of relationships - the game

[@biskitvixxn]

34:13 That's the fucking stock kid laugh sound that's in Diddy Kong Racing.

[@hextheprotogenfox]

And plague Inc

[@elemerkomives]

And everywhere

[@sheilalieber]

19:20 as a person who plays "kitten match" sometimes, i can tell that the game's plot is nothing like the ad. i mean, that's kind of obvious? it's literally just "homescapes" but with kittens instead of humans. it's a nice game, i didn't know that they have cringy ads

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Cat poops out babides when you get a row... that's still messed up.

[@sheilalieber]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC yes, but i was saying that the game itself doesn't contain such things.

[@pneumoniasoupisnotagoodorange]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC simplified: get a row, cat shits babies

[@snickerdoooodle]

18:43 I swear, that's one of the undo noises in Kids Pix Deluxe or something. That fired off some OLD neurons

[@mercermatcha4328]

you are 100% correct I very vividly remember Kids Pix and that is definitely where I know it from lol

[@paris-1911]

@@mercermatcha4328 that’s so good, I felt like the basement’s basement in my memories was opened when I heard that fucking bit lol

[@zorilla0]

Half the chat was shouting "KID PIX", which surprised me because you would have to be at least 35 years old to make that connection.

[@amentco8445]

@@zorilla0 How old is the first kid pix? I'm in my twenties and they were still using that software in schools in the 00s.

[@zorilla0]

@@amentco8445 Our elementary school in the early 1990s had a couple of Macintoshes in the library that were used almost exclusively to run Kid Pix. Same with the Mac LC at the local public library. You'd be leafing through the periodicals and suddenly hear "OH NO" at random.

[@TheOfficialDorianelevator]

37:28 this would scare the hell out of children

[@MultiDakman]

The Mario one at 48:37 was fucking hilarious.

[@JacobKinsley]

48:33 honestly, the funniest part about this is the implication this could have been a mobile game ad.

[@ninjacat230]

Sometimes I think mobile ads are a diliberate attempt to phycologically damage people

[@JackedThor-so]

I want a highly experimental film made using these kinds of CG designs and voice acting with bizzare and nonsensical storytelling. Make it an experience - I want to see God by the time the credits roll.

[@Jamesthe1]

Surreal/absurdist humour is probably the genre you're looking for. Not in terms of "meme man" but in terms of "TF2 parody"

[@gamerletter1986]

After watching the Detective Pikachu corruptions I thought “Alright the very weird segment is up, surely this will be weird but it can’t top it.” Oh how I was wrong.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

You mean Dick Pikachu slang for Detective Pikachu

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Oh, my sweet child.