[Vinesauce] Vinny - Cooking Simulator: Pizza!

[@sadam-kd5ug]

Flashback to Vinny's Previous Pizza business where he can't even take out a Pizza out of the oven and started screaming at the neighbourhood

[@BassBanj0]

Good times

[@cowboyluigi5275]

@@BassBanj0 that stream irritated me so much i wanted Vinny to make a good pizza :((

[@michaelphelps3627]

that is probably one of my favourite moments from vinny

[@kaydwessie296]

One of my favorite moments tbh

[@lungse.2565]

@@BassBanj0 what was that game called again?

[@Diamond44444444]

"Why do I hear italian music?" is the new and funnier "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@silentantagonist2333]

GioGio is italian boss music, bam! I ruined a good joke!

[@tcd1289]

@@silentantagonist2333 stop

[@Sir-Thrash]

Bowser when mario enters the castle

[@JustaFloatingEye]

Bruh

[@pickypath246]

This is totally me when I run away from the giant pizza just like how Sonic runs from the big truck...

[@_.-.]

Vinny, my dude. After that pasta identifying fiasco your Italian license has been revoked. As a result, this stream is highly illegal. Please stand-by while a team of designated rolling-pin-wielding paisanos arrives at your location to escort you to the nearest italo-re-education center. Grazie per la tua collaborazione

[@bleedingflower6078]

I would watch out of I where you. He already found out about your anti gravity abilities.

[@FriskyD.]

He can't claim plausible deniability because he's been influenced by New Yorkers from living there?

[@coldramentpm1013]

LEMME CAWL TONY AND THE BOYS FROM BROOKLYN DEY GONNA BUST YA KNEECAPS

[@Quacking-Goose]

Can Jon Fullsauce pin this?

[@pillgrimm]

Manderò i miei amici a rovinarti la vita finto italiano.

[@tomwhowas6632]

'Place the pizza on a plate and serve it through the serving window' *throws pizza out the terrace window*

[@900nutboys]

I love that he and Jerma did the exact same thing

[@Marci568]

@@900nutboys after I heard "I like my pizza a little burnt" I thought I clicked on the jerma video by accident. Exact same video

[@andrewstewart1464]

Yeetza

[@brinbin_]

59:50 That hardcore guitar caught me so off guard, I'm not kidding that I almost passed out laughing. This faux Italian man is aimlessly wandering around a restaurant trying to cook a mafia-level pizza and this intense guitar starts playing out of nowhere. It's so unnecessary and anticlimactic yet I was shitting myself!

[@elb0w]

i mean i'd say thats pretty climactic honestly

[@JacobKinsley]

It sounds like when algomusic starts to break down 5 minutes into a song

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@JacobKinsley Eh nah

[@JacobKinsley]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 *tries to roundhouse kick you because you disagreed with my opinion but I miss and fall on the ground*

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@JacobKinsley *picks you up, buys you a drink and wishes you a nice day*

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

Local store owners after forgetting to give the Mafia their protection money: 5:49

[@JARGUN145]

Italian music in the distance is equal to, if not scarier than "why do I hear boss music"

[@Ramperdos]

59:52 This reaction and the song being called "Italian Dragonforce" caught me completely off-guard.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Funny enough, I searched for "Italian DragonForce" on youtube and there are several videos from the official channel teaching how to cook some Italian cuisines

[@masonasaro2118]

dragonforce IS italian, iirc

[@uzimyspecial]

Rhapsody of fire?

[@Cheeseboiga]

@@masonasaro2118 *only the drummer

[@Axiorlin]

I swear, EVERY PERSON who plays this throws the tutorial pizza out the window and either has to redo part of/all of the tutorial or just gives up and goes straight to the main game

[@AgentParsec]

Jug breaking: 18:16 19:44 20:54 1:30:17

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

11:23 its the slow turn that delivers this scene perfectly. the fact that you can just feel the flashbacks from the first episode of this rushing through his head as he crouches down and looks at his floor pizza

[@ROBDEWAND]

1:08:38 my friend used 3 garlics instead of 3 cloves once for his recipe, he said it was delicous but everything smelled like garlic for almost an entire week

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

Back when Vinny was using Red Bib, he put in an entire garlic bulb instead of a single clove. He also said it tasted good but the garlic smell was overwhelming. Is your friend the Pizza Pasta Man himself? Edit: shoulda clicked the time stamp, didn't realize Vinny mentioned the garlic fiasco

[@ROBDEWAND]

@@rockinrootbeer1795 no it is just an irish guy that has heart problems, i speak to him alot and he told me he did this once and basicly did what vinny did, i would not be suprised on how many people would do this honestly

[@JacobKinsley]

And that friends name... Was Wario...

[@kenirainseeker539]

The plates will break if you breathe on them, and yet you can yeet it out a window and it'll fly into a wall and be fine...wonder what they're made out of.

[@_.-.]

Frustratium

[@FriskyD.]

Comedium? It seems like their structural integrity has a sense of comedic timing

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

The plates are allergic to the player

[@celrinn5002]

Pizza plate has become a UFO, thus successfully crossing Aliensauce into Pizzasauce.

[@mosaic6225]

Is this the new season

[@JARGUN145]

Vinesauce Aliensauce (Briefly Monkeysauce) And Pizzasauce I can't believe I have not heard this one before, very clever

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Italiens

[@mosaic6225]

@@JARGUN145 There was Muppetsauce earlier this year too

[@JARGUN145]

@Mosaic , You're right! I forgot muppetsauce, which arguably sounds the strangest

[@YourGirlMaze]

I work at a restaurant, I can confirm that some of the most annoying food orders come in right before closing.

[@ZackofSpades]

I love black olives on my pizza, but I'd probably complain at least a little bit if I got the olive equivalent of "left beef".

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

At least there was pizza

[@HammerspaceCreature]

360p video quality? P is for pizza. Pizzas are circular, which is 360 degrees. It's the perfect resolution.

[@stupidass69420]

IM HAVING A LITTLE MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE OF THIS HOW ARE YOU THIS SMART

[@JackiW]

Everyone's asking why this video is still in 360p after several hours. Have they ever tried wrangling three hundred and sixty pogonas together? It's a lot of work. Especially when they all make such bad jokes and fart noises. With reverb.

[@JacobKinsley]

This looks like the sort of game that's only fun if you're in it for the long haul but simultaneously stops working smoothly after 6 hours on the same save file

[@AquaAtia]

1:13:27 Local pizzeria owner cusses out customers when questioned about an excess of olives and a shortage of onions on their pizza

[@blackjam_alex]

Is this a "Joel Calls the Pizza Place" spin-off?

[@TallTapper]

universes collide

[@Dark9Volt]

This is Vinny's POV before Joel called.

[@jeraldjoyce2995]

@@Dark9Volt did V-Dub order from here

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

THE GHOST

[@classymarowak7001]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 IS IN MY BUUTTT

[@Lucas-db2jq]

I'd just like to take a moment to thank this game for introducing me to "Italian Dragonforce". As in, i actually feel more powerful after that, like a level up of some kind.

[@kirbykirbykirbyO8]

I need this song in my workout playlist

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Sounds like a Death Metal guitarist discovering his love for acoustic

[@kanewar2979]

Holy crap it’s that kid who’s game will never be localised

[@weregretohio7728]

Wow I could almost believe this man isn't a fake Italian.

[@thunka8033]

There's a lot to unpack here

[@paolottosalternativeaccoun950]

No,that Is not italian

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

I remember the last time Vinny started a pizza restaurant... He had a mental break down due to being unable to take the pizza out of the oven. Hopefully Vinny can sustain full mental stability throughout the entirety of this stream and not real up any repressed trauma. (Though I doubt he will)

[@Zenmasterslim]

Binyot finally achieves his dream of being a pizza man. It's adorable to see.

[@owlfiend6433]

11:20 This is why you wear shoes in the kitchen. (Or: A precedent for the rest of the evening/Why Vinny must never be responsible for anything delicate)

[@yoteawhirl1987]

Both game store simulator and pizza simulator involve picking up logs.

[@devonteeclipse606]

"It's gotta be be good right? it's Italy! my whole life I've been taught that Italy has the best of everything" *jug shatters from being dropped two inches from the table* LMAO

[@trindalas]

I was cracking up just like the jugs every time one shattered

[@neocores]

the fact that it only lets it be played back in 360p enhances the experience

[@TransistorBased]

Vinny opens the freezer labeled 'Frigo' and asks "Is Mario in here?" Excellent unplanned Just Cause 3 reference

[@chilikonlia5994]

To anyone watching, I highly recommend trying a margherita pizza (the kind Vinny is making at 4:20 ) next time you get pizza. Its a simple but very delicious dish.

[@shooby9496]

People sleep on margherita pizzas.

[@FriskyD.]

What is it specifically?

[@goodshowmanythanks]

@@FriskyD. he literally makes it in the video

[@FriskyD.]

@@goodshowmanythanks it's actually just a pizza with only bay leaves as a topping then? I'm not sure what would be appealing about that

[@nameunknown12]

@@FriskyD. basil* leaves. The leaves cook in, they just blend with the sauce and cheese. It's really just a much higher quality cheese pizza with more flavors.

[@DrSalsa-fk8nc]

9:43 thats when our paisano vincenzo realized that uncle alfonso was gonna fire him

[@rubiitoxic]

Vin needs to do a follow up stream with his own Italian man self singing ancient Italian pizza hymns with the custom music folder

[@willsonpiercepua]

I absolutely love seeing Vinny's shenanigans in the kitchen.

[@jessehinman8340]

Place at the serving window . . . yeets out the first window he sees! 🤣 Plate "Bye! Have a beautiful time!"

[@captainjurgh8142]

Today's Cooking Simulator stream was raw because it got pulped to 320p

[@Beezchurgar]

That tasty tasty 360p pizza

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

Stuffed crust mm

[@mikeshmit1363]

i feel like vinny forgot something

[@DiamondSG]

360p izza

[@biggchonk1905]

@@DiamondSG I was just about to make the same joke

[@mikeshmit1363]

no joke now its hd

[@AnAverageGoblin]

binni throwing the pizza out the actual window was the most 3 Stooges thing he has ever done

[@Loop_Kat]

Italian's may have invented anti-gravity, but they've really gotta work on their tutorials if they ever wanna travel the stars in search of other meatball-rich planets

[@stop5811]

I love that *crisp* 360p

[@jasonhackshaw4918]

Omega hd

[@yeehaw1181]

Really like how your pfp matches with your comment

[@ottoia9126]

Binny's Pizza is now canon

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Can't sleep yet, time for my daily dose of sleep medication. Ingredients: Video game, Vinny voice pack Gordon Ramsay edition .

[@TheSolarWolf]

27:00 A very light Speen

[@PrismTheKid]

last time I remember vinny making pizza, it was for a small japanese cat and a lot of poisonous cheese gases, large bug monsters and wind hazards threatened him boy time flies

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

The mafia guy slowly turning into G-Man was fantastic. Finally caught a Vinesauce stream, he spent two hours breaking every vase and bottle he touched, great entertainer he is.

[@TheEternalClown]

5:45 Mario has logged in

[@vassanguis]

Why’s this video capped at 360p? It’s been like 6 hours.

[@Vekette]

@Kristof Alexy That doesn't change the video though.

[@mikeshmit1363]

its capped because we cant handle the high quality stream

[@vassanguis]

@@mikeshmit1363 That explains it. At 360p alone I felt myself growing a curly mustache and reached for one of those tall chef hats.

[@coolfurby1]

@Kristof Alexy oh I guess we can just close the fullsauce channel then, thanks!

[@Vekette]

@Kristof Alexy Also I don't think views have ever really been that much of a priority for the fullsauce channel, John Fullsauce has reuploaded things before, it's not like it's impossible dude.

[@temerodiavolo470]

HE THREW THE PIZZA OUT THE REAL WINDOW INSTEAD OF THE SERVING WINDOW IM DYING HJHJHJ

[@SpookyDeerArt]

binny went right for the jug-ular this stream.

[@CheeseWeegee]

Damn this Papa's Pizzeria remake looks great

[@pamcake5013]

oh hey cheese

[@CheeseWeegee]

@@pamcake5013 oh hi mate

[@Makocat]

7:25 The technique is so precise. You yeet around the tool and then it just slides on top. Gorgeous. Magnificent. Yes!

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

I really don't get why these dlcs take away the freedom given by the basic game... Ironic, considering they added the Chaos tool. I wanna create culinary sins goddamnit With that said, i kinda was hoping that vinny couldnt take the pizzas out of the oven, have a breakdown and go bankrupt. Again.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

This is so Italian that I felt intimidated by it. Also, I'm losing my marbles over Vinny throwing the pizza out of the window and discovered that the Italians invented anti-gravity

[@Mid-iala]

I had the pleasure of subway while overseas. I can't recall which country I was in, but getting corn on my chicken bacon ranch sub was amazing. I fucking love corn.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

So from the videos uploaded so far I imagine the story goes like this Guy buys a ps5 but unfortunately the ps5 is expensive af and he keeps buying the wrong gamepads and destroyed his old home so he became bankrupt and then decided to open up a game store which was named Vinestop. Unfortunately homeless people stopped by and took a dump all over his store so it killed his business and he couldn't even afford food anymore. He then became a homeless person and took a dump in the grocery store and farted really loud in the alley. He then decided to pick himself up and open up a pizza shop as it was his true calling Unfortunately for putting a little too much olives on one side this man got in trouble with a mob boss and his gangstars

[@dibberz-v1z]

hi littlepip long time no see

[@stomachacid7969]

Jug and Bottle breaking simulator.

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

And here I thought Italians had their pizza making techniques passed down through their genes like a bloodline technique.

[@svinjamaria]

Dough $200 Basil $150 Sauce $800 Water jug $3,600 Utility bills $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. vinny’s pizza shop is dying

[@jessehinman8340]

This game has sauce physics but does it have pig physics?

[@homfri111]

*order reroll* "hey can i get a chicken with olive peekza" Vinny: You go ahead and fuck off, you getting olives "i'm getting olives"

[@Glory2Snowstar]

What happens when Binny finally reaches the pizza. I feel like it’s better off with pineapples than with Vincent Sauce.

[@CerberusLives]

Vinny was fired the next day for standin' around, looooin' at the pizzas.

[@Zearo298]

Just imagine walking down the street outside this picturesque pizzeria, and a whole ass propane tank just flies out the kitchen window

[@clippygoat]

Cant believe vinny is now working in a pizza parlor just because his PS5 is broken

[@JayPXT]

56:31 That whole bit had me dying

[@CM-di1oz]

56:59 Vinny goes from mafiosa to the G-man

[@freakus___3]

when he broke the plate after talking about the floor being clean i nearly peed laughing im not sure why

[@sothesalamilidwontfit]

"i was done with my shift 15 minutes ago and this clown came in with a custom pizza order" really encapsulates how I feel about working in a kitchen

[@Plasticshavings]

"Wow there's actually, like, sauce physics" -Vinny 2020

[@WilfredCthulu]

Vinny is gonna do a streaming simulator next.

[@WilfredCthulu]

8(

[@creator-link]

Akira no that was restreamer

[@medoli900]

*Confusing Marinara and Margherita* If you still had your Italian pass, it would have been revoked right there. We'll have to fine you with 30 minutes of CBT, mister VineySauce.

[@BimmieJames]

Cozy in my new apartment: Yes Pizza themed Vinny stream: Yes One large , one topping-sausage, Tuesday special for proper next gen pizza-mersian: Yep.

[@TSMSnation]

Vin's shananigins with the jars had me dying

[@vermis0161]

i like to keep pizza under my bed so i don't have to worry about breakfast the next day

[@auringtail]

Vinny: I need salt, that's easy. *boots up Mario Kart 8*

[@DracoHandsome]

9:11 Mama Papa Brickolini Do not care for the graveeti Don't you know the pizza pie Must fly away into the sky

[@JacobKinsley]

5:45 Italian neighbour ASMR

[@antiproductive4131]

You can tell his enthusiasm when it comes to Pizza

[@Kottery]

I'm glad I checked comments cause I was about to freak out thinking my browser or internet was fucked up with this video being stuck on 360p.

[@wyattknutson]

imo watching someone try to play the game as intended instead of fucking around is way more entertaining

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Vin lovingly crafts delicious handmade pizza, opens a window and proudly defenestrates it

[@fakename8749]

I'm a simple man, I see Gorgon Ramseirez in the thumbnail, I click.

[@_.-.]

Ramseirez?

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Gordong, how do you rate my Pizzer?

[@fakename8749]

@@_.-. look up "kitchen dreams" for context

[@angela.luntian]

Mr ramaseses, i found rat in food.

[@Mario583a]

All those years of Pizza Tycoon finally paid off.

[@PDuo]

The video's 360p because you don't need more than 360 pepperonis for a pizza

[@4Wilko]

Jug review: The goods was a terrible assembly.

[@stab456]

This is a certified vin classic!

[@FishPlinko]

Idk how the kitchenware was made to be one atom in thickness but it was

[@acupofnick4757]

This is without a doubt my favourite stream

[@CysmaWinheim]

Around the one-hour marrk: "Woah! This [music] is like Italian DragonForce!" So basically Rhapsody Of Fire?

[@rubiitoxic]

I work at a pizza place, I make pizza every day I work, I see pizza OFTEN....why do I want this dlc so badly?!

[@FriskyD.]

You can do it badly in this, without consequences Or make every customer happy, if that's your thing, no karens.

[@rubiitoxic]

@@FriskyD. no Karens :’)

[@Rattaz]

vinny the correct way to pronounce “fusilli” is “foo - seal - e” please let binyot see this its very important

[@tristanstokes79]

Italian Simulator

[@Lophii28]

now i want pizza

[@malfattio2894]

In Italy, all jugs are made from papier mache

[@SarahWattCA]

Vinny is now mestre da pizza

[@JunkExplorer]

I hate that I know what that is.

[@nozzzzy]

I thought this would be a joke like the game store simulator but this game looks genuinely relaxing.

[@PPGIRL420]

welcome to vinesauce we have crusty pizza and crustier playback

[@willsonpiercepua]

the serving window is an intelligence test.

[@Dj3ntpickle]

I CALL DA PIZZA PLAAAACE

[@ArsenalHail8688]

Is anybody else locked at 360p?

[@firstlast9855]

It's 360 or 144 for me

[@rouxchi]

Vinny: *adjusts the mouse sensitivity to 69 Everyone else watching this: *N I C E*