Vinny - Commercial Chaos: How to Milk a Gnorts (The Big Milk Conspiracy)

Vinny Vinesauce exposes himself once again to his monthly dose of classic commercials and horrible mobile ads in Commercial Chaos.
Commercial Chaos #17
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September 29th, 2024 Stream:
[Pre-Stream] Twitch Awards, Delusional American Man tries to explain 'coffee sleeves' ► • [Pre-Stream] Twitch Aw...
Commercial Chaos: How to Milk a Gnorts (The Big Milkers Conspiracy) ► • Vinny - Commercial Cha...
[BRB Talk] The Mollusk ► • [BRB Talk] The Mollusk
Vinny vs The World ► • Vinny - Vinny vs The W...
Spongebob Horror Games ► • Vinny - Spongebob Horr...

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/ke_w4Zh1weY

[@yazorock]

No chat replay, but maybe I'm too early

[@zoltarservin510]

@@yazorock same, got a "404" error

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

give it about 5 minutes, it should be up soon.

[@zoltarservin510]

@@vinesaucefullsauce yep now it's up

[@Goooooom-fn9hy]

I got too much milk to drink

[@DoodleWill]

Johnny puts boobs in thumbnail : I sleep Johnny puts DR AMIGO in thumbnail : OYOYOYOYOYOYOY

[@thisguyisfine1512]

it was truly, the return of the king

[@ScribeScales]

You can thank me for the help there. ;)

[@sarmin8008]

He's an amigo and he's a doc But most importantly He's a martyr of copyright infringement

[@DrNotnert]

I really have to give it to MadClown on this one. They got Vinny acting unwise with all the sexual bovines in the first half, and then absolutely broke his mind and spirit with the mobile commercials. Bro sounded like he saw the horrors beyond his comprehension

[@thisguyisfine1512]

Vinny was so shattered by this commercial chaos that you could feel that he still hadn't recovered throughout the rest of the Sunday stream

[@WizardTrizzl]

Vinny peeped the horror

[@tamiwu0346]

fitting reaction to cow-human hybrid

[@siluriantides]

I haven't even watched the video yet and I'm struggling to process what you just typed.

[@crumdrum]

Acting mighty unwise

[@muovikallo]

"Alright children, what do you want for Christmas?" "I want Barbie!" "I want Optimus Prime!" "I WANT A COW"

[@SnibsnBibs]

_I want the one with the shit I can grab._

[@dreamlandnightmare]

23:46 - Those are the most comic book accurate costumes ever seen in live action.

[@masonasaro2118]

sad, really

[@crawlingboy]

​@@masonasaro2118 yeah the fact they do not even try to be accurate to the comics

[@GutsGrassesOn]

They look like straight of Alex Ross's Art

[@Santoryu90]

@@masonasaro2118I mean some things from comics don’t really look that great in live action.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

MadClown needs to be put on trial for his crimes against humanity for these titles.

[@ollieolii8137]

Truly earned the Mad title

[@thisguyisfine1512]

@@ollieolii8137 he gonna get promoted to Deranged Clown at this rate

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

​Should that be counted as a promotion or demotion? @@thisguyisfine1512

[@JohnSneed-nx2kb]

Unhinged jester

[@wiitle4080]

Don't you mean titties?

[@BugsyFoga]

“Oh No, The skeleton is coming out, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH” - Joel

[@crazyluigi6664]

I LIVE!!!

[@shiroihana4381]

skeleton: "im gay"

[@lasarousi]

I'm not gonna say anything on this one, I'm just gonna suggest that MadClown should be put on the employee sheet of Vinesauce ltd. and be compensated properly. He didn't just made the Commercial chaos survive after Vinny got overwhelmed, he actively ELEVATES the segment with his tasteful choices in order of presentation and edits. Vappy would be proud.

[@sarmin8008]

Mad Clown will be paid ONLY in milk and gnorts merchandise

[@sarmin8008]

Also rip vappy, he'd be proud of the hot mess this community represents

[@accountwontlastlong1]

​@@sarmin8008They passed away?

[@sarmin8008]

@@accountwontlastlong1 Vappy did pass away unfortunately. If I remember correctly due to covid early on during the pandemic.

[@IntendedPun]

We really need a "I didn't say that!!" compilation. MadClown absolutely milking them at this point.

[@thepenguin9]

1:18:49 lives rent free in my head. It's my favourite advert from my childhood and im glad he got to see the crusha ad

[@glebglub]

I guess you could say that ad was.... RatherGood

[@SlainByTheWire]

So happy to see fellow early internet meme connoisseurs. Tales of the Blode was the best.

[@thepenguin9]

@@SlainByTheWire oh no I remember seeing this live on TV. It was super hard for me to try and find the ad online

[@glebglub]

@@thepenguin9 so you never saw the buffy swearing keyboard? you haven't lived, melpert. also why did it take youtube this long to tell me there was a reply it's been 4 weeks???

[@VinchVolt]

cowsauce had potential, but after being milked dry, it turned out to be an udder disaster

[@nixonbubble]

booo lol

[@NatetheNerdy]

What a moooving comment.

[@michaelgeary9370]

is cowsauce milk or gravy?

[@misanthropiclusion]

-2

[@AhmedMalaki]

I hate that I got the joke

[@Wimp_Lo_]

1:53:53 literally all of chat during the milk commercials

[@ØbeliskObv]

Are you sure you don’t mean 1:57:45 ?

[@kogamustard7717]

I. Am steve..

[@SamTheMarioMan]

Even seeing "milk" in the title of the Commercial Chaos didn't prepare Vinny for how much he'd lose his mind watching various sexy cows. He was... unknowable.

[@WilfredCthulu]

Earlier I saw a car with rubber ducks lined up across the windshield and it reminded me of Vinny.

[@roymarshall_]

By car do you mean Jeep

[@spockhozzer7207]

It was Vinny

[@StriderIK]

@@roymarshall_no, he meant a car

[@WilfredCthulu]

@@roymarshall_ Yes?

[@roymarshall_]

​@@StriderIKcar? 🐈

[@Dell2YT]

I know for a fact Doctor Amigo is still around. They're still in Houston. Yes they changed their mascot but he still looks like a sus Doctor Mario. He's in the same area as another copyright infringing place called Grand Prix Dental. It's entirely Mario Kart themed. Idk if they have commercials but I love living in bootleg town.

[@PHUZface1]

@@Dell2YT I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS IN HOUSTON!!! What a hero!

[@lawncrow]

I know a pizza place near me that just straight up uses nintendo characters in their restaurant marketing, doubt they have a license for that but I love the bootleggers and they must continue, nintendo can kick rocks

[@Dell2YT]

@@lawncrow absolutely yes 👏🎉👏

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I know a store called Mario Market that straight up has images of Mario and Luigi slapped on the front of it.

[@KikoElGatito]

There's a place around Dallas called Mario Bros tacos. I recall they had a food truck for a church event once and the clip art on it had a Super Mario Sunshine png. They are still around, but with bootleg Mario art mario their store.

[@helloofthebeach]

1:16:19 "By the way, the pacing in this commercial was like lightning fast. She goes from bed to, on a milking--uh, on a UFO alien table in ten seconds." This one started tame but it was a complete brain melter by the end.

[@mr.rookie_]

I've resided in AZ majority of my life and hearing "in a wreck? Need a check?" On Vinny's stream has activated some sleeper agents within me. Now I understand how chat feels whenever they see a local ad they're familiar with.

[@Xanek]

1:43:50 Cowey milk commercial (that's apparently an energy drink?) "Big milk"

[@Zakawer2]

It's actually a mixture of milk and orange juice. It was sold in my country (Denmark), and it infamously flopped despite an ambitious advertising campaign (including *that* one cow mascot) and even a sponsorship on the jerseys of the Denmark men's national soccer team players.

[@acfreak55]

That couldnt've been the actual cover of that juice box could it? lol although I guess it's not too unbelievable cause we did have seductive skinny cow back in the day I remember, that was quickly changed.

[@lewatoaofair2522]

1:19:25 JOEL, JOEL!! COME HERE JOBEL!!

[@ScribeScales]

Thank me for the help there. ;)

[@knoxrobbins]

36:17 - "NoW w1th fr33 gArliC dIcKing s@uce" 14:05 / 22:19 / 49:25 - Three ads animated by Richard Williams' studio. Their commercials experimenting with putting tonework and highlights to match the live-action is what got them the job on Roger Rabbit. 20:54 - These aliens are in a one-off special called The Last Halloween. It was produced by Hanna-Barbera during a brief period of desperation to find their next success before they decided to completely redo operations. This was before Dexter's Laboratory and during Yo Yogi to put it simply. But this ad, squinting past the fuzz, is dated to 1990 so Mars Candy envisioned these little norts first? It's a mystery nobody wants to solve.

[@ScribeScales]

Strong Lads after that garlic sauce in mind.

[@RETROMAN-YouTube-Channel]

I'm thinking about making a Richard Williams ads pack. He seemed pretty impressed with the one at 49:25 so sending in a mind-blowing visuals pack might be a nice palette cleanser. Displaying their animation skills and techniques leading up to Roger Rabbit and The Thief. It's going to be less funny or chaotic but maybe it'll be interesting.

[@zaxbit]

Thanks for the lore

[@acfreak55]

Schlong lads

[@ScribeScales]

@@zaxbit Speaking of lore, that Ringo Starr ad is with him being involved with the Beach Boys at the time, believe it or not.

[@swahilimaster]

That boy got a dicken for his birthday and was never the same afterward.

[@Etherman7]

38:00 This is giving me OG lets play vibes. Back in super early KZbin days, where nobody knew what to do to record video game footage.

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

Dark magician girl's hubba hubba.

[@knoxrobbins]

Yu-Gi-Oh sells, with or without robertsons

[@derpstick5467]

I always laugh at the fact that that’s just her name. Not Marcella or any actual kinda name.

[@SamTheMarioMan]

"Big milk is getting out of hand" indeed.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@derpstick5467 I think it's implied that Dark Magician Girl is a reincarnation of an Ancient Egyptian friend of the Pharoah inside the Millennium Puzzle during the series finale of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! What I said may sound like nonsense, but it kind of makes sense in context.

[@derpstick5467]

@@crazyluigi6664 ok, i guess her name isn’t mentioned.

[@GooBomber1]

1:41:11 with ads like these, you have to wonder Did they know, and were contributing to the pile, or were they unaware, and added grease to gears of a machine they couldn't fathom the power of

[@thisguyisfine1512]

i think that while they were very well aware of sex sells, they were not prepared of the consequences years into the future

[@nonamegoodguy797]

I think they are also based off music artists aswell

[@littlesamu5920]

I thought the designs were cute til the chicks came along

[@Code7Unltd]

@@nonamegoodguy797 The Shippams commercial was a rather obvious spoof of public TV show "Top of the Pops", which the BBC regularly produced at the time. Those types of ads aren't made that frequently anymore due to social engineering being higher priority at marketers and fun not being allowed.

[@TheRedstonian]

Furries have been around since humans were capable of drawing - they just didn't organize into a community until easy access to networking surfaced. And by that I mean, yeah they absolutely knew, that's why the artists got hired :)

[@atre5763]

Dark Magician Girl was my awakening.

[@JohnSneed-nx2kb]

Based

[@thardump859]

Get that Dicken a risin'

[@jakobvonbugmann]

Haman my beloved

[@AhmedMalaki]

Heheheheh yes

[@JJAB91]

For me it's Apprentice Illusion Magician

[@chrisyoung1576]

ＭＩＬＫＥＲＳ IN THUMBNAILS

[@VisisOcelumi]

I was pleasantly surprised to see cameos from the Beast Wars cast. Especially Silverbolt and Blackarachnia,can't help but love those two.

[@leebug3424]

52:59 I absolutely recommend looking up "Silent Hill 4 Japanese Commercial" to watch it with the actual sound. Excellent promo for a somewhat lackluster game Dark Magician Girl making it to the thumbnail is

[@ShahroozSmith]

4:10 *HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HOW BIG THAT GIRL'S HAND IS IN THAT FRAME* 6:10 It's not so much the pretend milk, but the cow's lips.. Why'd they put lipstick on a cow? 8:11 MEMORY UNLOCKED. (I won't lie, this commercial made me want some blueberry waffles) 25:43 Every time I see this commercial, I only think of the Nostalgia Critic version where ALF talks about his most messed up and depressing stories.... 56:23 THAT'S WHERE THE HEADBANGING MARIO GIF CAME FROM?! 1:06:03 Vinny is turning into one of those Leafers from New York in that one Family Guy episode. 1:08:48 ...Is that announcer Tony Jay? It sounds like Tony Jay. I can hear Judge Frollo. 1:33:54 Guys... You're selling milk, you didn't need to go this hard and make a eurobeat music video out of it. 1:35:18 *WONGA!* 1:54:03 ...And with that, Vinny can't look at cows the same way again. Just like cat girls. 1:56:58 ...Okay, NOW he's scarred for life by cows. 1:58:09 .............I need to drink bleach and rubbing alcohol to get this commercial out of my head.

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

I can’t imagine the transition my face went between clicking the WONGA timestamp and…the one immediately under.

[@Sprech41]

the Got Milk ad campaign was so strange. Not even advertising a specific brand of milk. Just milk in general. The concept of milk.

[@PHUZface1]

@@Sprech41 yeah apparently in the 90s american dairy farms got a massive surplus of milk that they needed to sell very fast, thus the Milk Mania in advertizing.

[@dudley90]

Milk: It's legal.

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Geoffrey, you're here!

[@naranara1690]

Lunch is served... but it's milk

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

@@naranara1690 YES! MILK!

[@dymaxion3988]

Mute audio, then watch from 1:14:11 for a liminal/weirdcore compilation

[@USMC49er]

36:45 This man is nearly 40 years old by the way

[@LocksAndChains]

But he looks 24 and acts 12.

[@crackstuntman22]

How is Ringo yelling "LADS, THE TIME HAS COME" not a meme?

[@barrothontherocks3325]

much like the time in his past where he yelled "lads, it's time to come!"

[@joshc5613]

​@@barrothontherocks3325ah yes, classic Beatles moment

[@LazyBoi357]

“LADS, THE TIME HAS COME!” “Shut up, Ringo.”

[@Gett_Raccd]

1:35:51 Fun Fact: Lerner & Rowe were sued by Nintendo, which led them to shutting down their practice in Arizona and moving to Nevada to practice there instead.

[@reade_me]

I was laughing lots at the irony of a law office using a major copyright in their own ads lol

[@slightlyserioussam5136]

51:25 The reason you clicked on this video. 1:45:28 The Mobile Ads

[@909After]

Thanks for the heads up for the mobile ads. I’ll get my hazmat suit and repent for my sins before hand.

[@eaglewarrior21]

🙏

[@Cheefoo124]

caught

[@Saferoom45]

Thank you very much for this.

[@WindowsEater]

The titles for these Commerical Chaos collections are getting more and more unhinged

[@ScribeScales]

I wonder what Halloween's is going to be?

[@jackwhite2654]

I read titles as titties

[@millythompsonfromtrigun98anime]

I can’t believe it. TWO robertsons.

[@HalcyonAeterna]

the poops existing only to take Vinny out of context are my favorite part

[@Novamatic_]

Dark Magician Girl is just cute like that idk what to say

[@lpnp9477]

"awooga"

[@PuppyFromTheAlt]

1:41:11 1:43:50 "Okay, who's the furry that made this" colorized 2024

[@Ashkihyena]

How ironic a Simpsons Tapped Out commercial got played seeing how they’re shutting that game down.

[@heardofrvb]

Remember when RebelTaxi tweeted a question to the Simpsons writers during E3 asking why they aren't talking about Simpsons games?

[@thardump859]

​@@heardofrvbNow we won't have ANY!

[@ollieolii8137]

This one really put the Chaos in Commercial Chaos; my jaw was on the floor for almost the entire last quarter

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Those cow girls must of been someone's awakening Dark Magician girl was mine as a kid thank god

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

I know you weren't alone with Dark Magician Girl

[@ScribeScales]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 That duel against Arkana was legendary in more ways than one!

[@derpstick5467]

They unlocked your preference for blondes with big tits or magician girls?

[@DoitForTheLolz1]

We all know what happens when we summon the Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon.

[@PanSpaceman]

If the cows are furry awakenings what is dark magician girl? magic awakening? you can only get off on card tricks and stuff with Zatana in it?

[@xTKsauce]

so thats why it was recommended to me so aggressively, well played with the dark magician girl booba

[@tomas_iss7469]

Propane molecule model on screen: Vinny: “Jmol” He will never forget

[@verack1616]

1:19:22 Jobel sharing memes to Binty

[@ScribeScales]

You can thank me for the help there. ;)

[@donaldwright8567]

26:43 the designers of these toys where really just "Dicken" around.

[@GoonquaviusThe33rd]

Rxactly

[@takeoutfromchina3166]

I've never seen any of these cow/ dairy commercials in my life, yet anthropomorphic cows are my "Sleeper Agent Awakening" as Vinny puts it. Could it be that Big Dairy has a grasp over every facet of media? Are they trying to make me their messenger for the coming schism? I'm already too deep I need help.

[@vglycorpse2001]

31:33 “sorry mommy” jumpscare with smug Gabe hiding in the background is destroying me

[@randompersoncuznecromedic]

Steam summer sale be like:

[@rosera99]

I'm a simple woman, I see Dark Magician Girl and I click on the video

[@ScribeScales]

Lesbian?

[@derpstick5467]

Based

[@Xenomorthian]

Dark magician girl unites all genders

[@siluriantides]

Based

[@bobsspike6100]

Based

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

I think there can already be an hour compilation of Vinny saying "I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"

[@raspymorten]

41:49 Nobody gives the slightest of shits, but the Danish said here is "Aw yeah, how lucky can you be?" "Cocio, the taste of pure pleasure. A fantastic chocolate milk completely without additives"

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Suprised Johnny didn't add the cursed Cowman in the thumbnail

[@PeacefulAutistic]

MadClown is awesome! Thank you for using some of my commercials. I’m adding Halloween ones for next month!

[@nak_attak]

Commercial chaos is my favorite segment tied with corruptions

[@DMFF_YT]

Not only do I still have that Pikachu bouncy ball, I vividly remember these commercials. Super nostalgic this month with a nice helping of wild on the side! Thanks to Vinny, Mad Clown and everyone else whom I do not know that help out with this segment. You're all the best!

[@triplemonster9429]

5:38 Fun fact, that’s actually what Glukkons from the Oddworld series look like beneath their clothes.

[@AdahnFlorence]

1:14:57 Man you don't know how crazy it was to recognize this guy. Like, specifically I recollected a story that my dad told me about the fact this guy, Chabelo, was someone who my uncle was a big fan of when he was a child.

[@PuppetMasterIX]

The way this segment escalated the alluring cowsonas before the mobile ad at 1:53:53 essentially played Exodia on Vinny's psyche was masterfully done.

[@aaronfoster5680]

3:40 “It’s Popsicle Pete!” “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”

[@Kaerucon]

Now that Commercial Chaos has had hot & big milk section I think it is time for a whole Orangina commercial segment. I need to see Vinny and chat absolutely lose it over those.

[@ScribeScales]

I know there's a Naruto Shippuden fruit juice ad that literally had a Naruto Shippuden opening with Naruto characters as fruit there.

[@deaddead698]

The Milky the Cow milk tablets were made of calcium carbonate… meaning that was just liquid TUMS 💀

[@vicshibe]

I didn't expect Grace Jones to have Vinny acting unwise lmfao, i cant blame him tho

[@8-bitkirby]

really the most normal "acting unwise" moment tbh

[@bungiecrimes7247]

i do not see it. Cows are better

[@CaptainZaimon]

I love the implication of that orange juice ad that back then, you could only drink 1 glass of it a day. No more. You can't drink more unless you're a pregnant woman, that'd be weird.

[@caleb46321]

“I didn’t say that” - Tugboat

[@KumaPaws376]

42:37 Hitchcock Tuah

[@robertstevensii4018]

Need someone to transcribe what is being said at 17:10 "She can coax you. She can bait you. She can ???? you." I thought they were saying "ride" as in criticize. Maybe "bribe"?

[@dreamlandnightmare]

It's bribe.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

Why do I feel vinny would like transformers if we told him they're aliens

[@mikemayberry7121]

03:40 - Oh no, look out Seanbaby!! NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!

[@rafacastillo9611]

Protect Phil Collins

[@StarTrekChimera]

Dickens is an old word for 'silly', but the nightmare fuel of that other idea is too funny.

[@lithium444]

42:29 Alfred Hitchcock was only using .1% of his power

[@LazyBoi357]

This definitely helps to show me that Vinny is old enough to remember Alf, and not to really remember Ed, Edd N’ Eddie.

[@mal3f0rv59]

1:07:42 Been to space aliens before in Fargo ND. The alien stuff in the restaurant is fairly funny and goofy. Good food and fun arcade. Never expected it to show up in a vinesuace stream.

[@cupwasneverhere]

Hey, that's my city. How'd you like it?

[@mal3f0rv59]

@@cupwasneverhere I've always liked Fargo. Lived in Moorhead through some of my childhood, so I was just across the river. I still fondly think of the F-M area as home.

[@03Sys]

Commercial Chaos: Anthro Moment

[@wheezus2000]

fun fact: in 2012 the founder of Space Aliens Grill and Bar sold a jug of McDonalds Michael Jordan BBQ sauce on eBay for $9,995

[@kenm2709]

Honestly, thank you to madclown for making this a regular thing, this is some of my favorite content to watch ever, it really provides a level of comfort unmatched.

[@ErbBetaPatched]

When I see these retro commercials I get personally offended that companies were allowed to imprint on me so they can sell Jimmy Dean frozen breakfasts.

[@Beth_OMette]

I like that when I see something that makes me want to act unwise, I just now respond with... "Chat..."

[@oddcrafter1270]

1:44:54 - Ah that was for the shark-petting attraction!

[@cmantheboi2745]

1:44:55 As someone who lives in Cincinnati the ad is probably referring to the Stingray petting exhibit they added.

[@sonicplys64]

After this stream, I'm never drinking milk again.

[@VisisOcelumi]

I unfortunately (or fortunately) finished all of the milk I was drinking before the cursed cow ads began.

[@whinygothbaby]

I submitted the boogerman ad and I am NOT sorry

[@kanbeikurodasamurai7]

Vinny's reaction to "Dr. Amingo you are real!?" is priceless

[@NicholasTobolski]

Seeing the Anchor Spreadable commercial, and instantly recognizing it as one of Weebl’s animations absolutely SENT me

[@thisguyisfine1512]

The BIG MILK ads just made me speechless, speechless, yet sad, so many strange cows(and some chicken, and a dicken). It got to the point I figured the mobile ads would be just as bad or even less bad than those cow ads. But they were so much worse…..that fucking dragon ad is going to haunt my deepest nightmares for weeks. Vinny also probably had my thinking process too, cause he BROKE this commercial chaos.

[@JeskidoYT]

But notice how it was mainly international countries that went crazy

[@knoxrobbins]

1:58:08 - I recognize the dragon thru Mike's streams. Dragon Farm Adventure ads are *fucked up*. MadClown and the others were being deviants with milk ads tonight (I hate how well animated the Cowey ad is), but Vinny was spared the one where that baby dragon was feeding off its dragon mother's cow udder which within 2 seconds is stabbed by a hunter for sport.

[@thisguyisfine1512]

@@knoxrobbins i feel like if i'd had seen the ad you just described, i would've been scarred for life, if i wasn't already scarred by dragon related content already

[@NicoleHam]

I peeped the comments cuz I thought it was almost over but realized I have near half the video left.. oh god what am I in for

[@forsteri8021]

The Fruit Twistables commercial really reactivated a long dormant memory there jesus

[@LeudieBlues]

Don't have a cow, man 🐄🥛

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Fun Fact: That UFO religion featured in one of the commercials is still active as of 2021 producing content, though their membership numbers aren't well documented. You can find some of their documentaries on Letterboxd, and boy howdy, do they look like peak Wheel of the Weird material.

[@forcedemodo]

Didn't even make it 2 minutes without laughing my ass off at that weird alien hotline commercial

[@SuperDeluxe80]

pre intetnet ads are better than modern age ads. demolition man predicted the future.

[@ScribeScales]

Indeed.

[@davidmcgill1000]

I take it Vinny has repressed any memory of the Great Gazoo ruining the Flintstones.

[@havocadvent2]

me when transformers and dark magician girl 51:26

[@RikuKingdomHearts_II]

Finally he has seen a Learner and Rowe commercial! Hope next time he can see some of their other ones, they got some very random and goofy ones. Though the Mario one is probably the sillesy. Plus with the range of locaitons, there are still other locations not seen yet, and still different phone numbers lol.

[@IggysEden]

Thank god for Vinny, I really didn’t want to have to put “how to milk a gnort” into google

[@Eye-am-Metalchip]

Yee, new commercial chaos!

[@timothyvongremp5282]

@12:40 "Mars is down... and.. (Uranus is all over the place)"

[@moshikito4717]

1:45:07 obvious joke about fingering aside, this is in reference to the aquarium having an area where you can pet sharks or stingrays (iirc) and they advise you to gently use two fingers to pet them cause they are small

[@MagnitudePerson]

This video is stronger than alcohol

[@Theshadowpoison]

1:12:00 - didn't expect to hear the Space Quest theme on a commercial like this, of all things...