Vinny says what everyone is thinking

[@iconsumelead]

"still would" - Vinny Vinesauce, 2024

[@merpo2806]

"I mean what?"

[@VolkColopatrion]

Seriously Grace Jones still alive and she still looks as fabulous as ever. Body of a goddamn mermaid. If we're talking about body positivity that should be the start. Clothes are the prisoner of the Soul. And the shame of nakedness is a strange thing

[@darkpyro786]

​@@VolkColopatrionThe grass outside awaits your touch, man who has lost his way.

[@VolkColopatrion]

@@darkpyro786 why do you say that and why not follow your own advice? Why do you feel the need to go to that insult as if it will... mean anything? why do you think i don't go outside?

[@VolkColopatrion]

@@darkpyro786 i say shame in the human body is bad. you say go outside. what is wrong? are you brain rotted?

[@jasongarrett768]

I miss when celebrities carried themselves like 60’s Batman villains and made it work.

[@derpstick5467]

Now a lot of them are just actually villains.

[@joshc5613]

Remember Eartha Kitt? I miss Eartha Kitt

[@klg9549]

​@@joshc5613 I read the first comment and immediately thought of Eartha Kitt too!

[@fluidthought42]

​@@joshc5613 Eartha Kitt, the only woman who played Catwoman by being herself.

[@crawlingboy]

​@@joshc5613 eartha kitt was awesome

[@JamesAlexanderKnighton]

Vinny does well at sounding nonchalant but whenever Grace Jones appears on stream he actually does the full Tex Avery "turn into a wolf and start howling" bit.

[@lelpato3327]

he's so me fr

[@thecaptain6520]

Homina homina homina homina AWOOGA

[@misanthropiclusion]

and with good reason

[@GruntoSkunko]

Darker the berry, sweeter the juice.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

anybody who doesn't do that with Grace Jones is fuckin up like I'm ace and even I'm like "holy fuck Grace Jones"

[@Kanabroz]

He got his neurons activated after the drink

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

He imagined that bottle was his melpert

[@crackstuntman22]

I mean, it's Grace Jones. She topped James freaking Bond.

[@gordon13344]

Uhh. You got a link to that?

[@DarkOverlord96]

And yet she wasn't the Bond girl literally called Onatopp, weirdly enough.

[@fluoriteByte]

Can't believe james' a bottom

[@MyScorpion42]

​​@@gordon13344Goldfinger I think? She played Mayday Edit: A View to a Kill

[@crackstuntman22]

@@gordon13344 can't find it on KZbin. The movie is A View to Kill, which I heard isn't one of the better ones.

[@feathersruffld]

We rarely ever get times when Vinny shows even a hint of attraction or sexual drive towards someone/something attractive, but when we do its always peak.

[@revenantproxy9100]

It's a very rare day when we see the vine get sauced.

[@irishmanrants89]

The asexual king got flustered

[@ChronoSquare]

You say this but then forget about times like Wrinkly Kong...

[@ILoveEvadingTax]

@@irishmanrants89 didn't that kind of nothingburger controversy from a few years ago show that Vinny does indeed fuck

[@shadowwake19]

Came to say the same thing.

[@Forever_Zero]

That stare she gives by the end like "I'll destroy you boy" definitely seals the deal

[@thepersonwhocomentz]

Misread as "I'll destroy your body" but it's true either way

[@YoutubePizzer]

what a price to pay

[@Bawgle]

and Id thank her for it

[@jesuschirst1]

Jokes aside, The fact that Grace Jones is almost 80 and still looks good is amazing.

[@CristianSimiScarpim]

A good Gilf indeed

[@aSkymne]

Black dont crack.

[@Xanek]

Did everyone in chat agree and clap after the "still would"?

[@maybedonn]

it was mostly the huh cat or the gigachad emote

[@WDWatameVirus]

Did everyone in chat agree and plap after the "still would"?

[@SeriousStriker]

@@WDWatameVirus GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

[@Xneto1996]

I don't remember but i typed "he's just like me fr fr"

[@metetural9140]

I clapped! I clapped when Vinny said that!

[@Aurongel]

Grace Jones looks like something Michelangelo would’ve sculpted out of marble.

[@Thaltas]

First time I ever watched Conan the Destroyer and saw Grace I fully understood what "would" means.

[@charlesplante]

😂LMFAO😂

[@kyon813]

_"Grrrrab him!_ Grab him and _take him!"_

[@charlesplante]

@@kyon813 yes mommy!

[@CoratMcRed]

Understandable

[@whinygothbaby]

if I’m not mistaken that’s like the third time Grace Jones has shown up in commercial chaos? and I welcome her presence EVERY GODDAMN TIME

[@sillycookie]

Grace Jones is so pretty....the first time I ever saw her pic was her more popular modeling photo, and I couldn't believe she was a real person.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

One of the few performance artists out there that uses her physical appearance to its fullest potential as art pieces. Just need to look at the cover art for her music to see that. Iconic.

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Yes she's very pretty for a man

[@Manakuuchiha]

She's chiseled out of marble 😍

[@mcgaggles]

Never once have I heard Vincent confirm attraction to anyone -he's usually terrified of being banned by lewd jumpscares- so to hear him say "would" after years of watching him is wild lol

[@bs_blackscout]

Would what Vinny, WOULD WHAT

[@a_unreal_cat]

Drink the juice

[@Paakkus_miikunainen]

Pork

[@WDWatameVirus]

Become James Bond arch nemesis

[@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[@VanAleph]

Congratulate her on her 77th birthday

[@holdingpattern245]

She was the evil Bond girl, but she had superhuman strength so she was also the heavy, and also (SPOILER) she face turned at the end and saved the day so she's kinda the hero.

[@QuintusCunctator]

Well, she's gorgeous, and the commercial is highly suggestive. "Still would" is the natural response.

[@semyonshpagatov5321]

It's so weird hearing Vinny say that..

[@Karv3r]

"This is peak" (c) Vinny Vinesauce, 2024

[@anti-parasocial]

Grace Jones, great musician and very final boss energy

[@spit.or.swaIIow]

"Steel Wood." -Vineguy, 2024

[@GoldenSon18]

Mayday, chat, we're going down bad

[@funkness]

been watching vinny since like 2012 this caught me off guard... grace jones power......

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

same ive never heard him say something that implies attraction to someone, not in the decade ive watched him

[@Rad-88]

@@TotinosOtherBoy What about 5-Volt then?

[@luckycapgaming5957]

Dude why did her eyes roll back after she finished downing that Canada Dry 😭

[@butterbee8193]

The real question is, who wouldn't?

[@TomJakobW]

I. Don’t really get the (literal) thirst here.

[@Evilriku13]

I wouldnt. Seh doesn't fit my criteria.

[@pokehybridtrainer]

The Spike logic of "I love a woman who could kick my ass".

[@LoponStormbased]

Me. Honestly I wasn't even sure if that was a woman or an effeminate man in makeup at first. Zero attraction, wouldn't. The average Asian woman is way more attractive imo.

[@kyotra]

Facial structure is way too sharp and masculine, blegh.

[@fauxdude9756]

tall woman with high cheekbones please save me tall woman tall woman with high cheekbones save me

[@sniffxy]

💀

[@VolkColopatrion]

Valid. Grace Jones is just absolutely stunning with her art that has yet to be even approached today let alone matched

[@sweetenerstems]

her rizz is immaculate

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Of course you still would

[@kylehyde89]

She looks like a ps1 character though

[@NdieCity]

​@@kylehyde89so did Lara croft

[@muggz7752]

@@kylehyde89That’s her appeal

[@LordVader1094]

@@kylehyde89 Yeah. And?

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Still would drink a crisp, refreshing ginger ale, that's what!

[@goooooooooober]

was waiting for vinny to say the “ch- cha- charga” as soon as i saw her on screen

[@omgitshim]

There are only a few cases where vinny admitted something was hot and they were all Grace Jones even the slimes

[@ponimacaroni]

so Vinny's list of "would" is Tifa, Lucca and Grace Jones?

[@tahunuva4254]

​@@ponimacaronihey let's not forget wrinkly kong now

[@dld493v2]

@@ponimacaroni Pretty sure there is (or at least was) a video of Vinny playing CSGO(?) while drunk and he said something along the lines of "I'd let Bayonetta step on me". Also "I have to do 5-Volt, but that's unrelated to the game".

[@heberb]

​@@ponimacaroni Purah in TOTK may have made Vin act unwise

[@AlexRosslerArt]

okay but the way she drank from the bottle and they just kept in the lip noises 🥵🥴😵‍💫

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

Yes m’am I understand I will purchase the product please don’t kill me with your physic powers

[@steadfast1448]

I like her voice.

[@funobot7344]

why "still" in what situation would you have not

[@ImmaLittlePip]

*David Cronenberg name pops up* Vinny: Still would

[@baibiebaibea9740]

he likes them doms

[@bimates2690]

Wow. Someone using the correct term lol.

[@coprographia]

She and Dolph Lundgren made the most insanely powerful couple ever.

[@DAFORCEFilms]

I know it’s Grace Jones, but I still think she looks like an HD remaster of an N64 character.

[@PJDevaney]

So It wasn't just me?

[@JacobKinsley]

To me she's either a Morrowind npc or a vy'keen from no man's sky

[@lepi9577]

It's Grace Jones. I'm gay as shit and I still would

[@ares395]

I feel like there's a pretty obvious reason for that...

[@bimates2690]

@@ares395Yikes.

[@Wowdatsjustsad]

Grace jones my beloved

[@Ninjya44]

CANADA DRY CRISTAL

[@crackedemerald4930]

rare clip made for vinny

[@jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468]

Her image here makes me think of Hollywood Pictures logo

[@elainejsta]

"Aw cmon chat :/" i dont even wanna know

[@picawood]

she is great

[@c-puff]

That's just what Grace Jones does to a person.

[@crescentfreshsongs]

I mean, Grace Jones is one of the most attractive people ever, so that's fair.

[@kindledflame5179]

Holy bots

[@SmokePudding]

No way he just let that out in the end

[@JacobKinsley]

She's the perfect girl for the guys who grew up playing morrowind and having confused feelings at the suran house of earthly delights

[@tenchimuyo69]

Rare moment of Vinny initiating before chat.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

Of course you would, Vinny. Anyone would.

[@requ1emYBA]

i wish i was that canada dry. not like as in the bottle but the liquid itself. take that as you will.

[@lanowyn]

Underrated song by gorillaz

[@robertmarley9380]

"I'm inside you" - Grace Jones [charger] (blimey, humanz was seven years ago?)

[@one-xk4uo]

She's pretty.

[@ManOfCulture1992]

No... shes look a chad, turn me down !

[@exessen1684]

​@@ManOfCulture1992You cannot seriously be a 32 year old man unironically talking this way

[@viniciusedu5763]

@@exessen1684 bro is 14yo max

[@jadenjerries2094]

@@ManOfCulture1992 username does NOT check out. Weak.

[@Ekraelum]

​@@exessen1684 Username is "man of culture" I wouldn't expect any less from his kind

[@DarkOverlord96]

Grace Jones was also in Conan the Destroyer where she played a scantily clad Amazon. Boner: *ENGAGED*

[@Van-Leo]

There is no still, just would

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i think its creepy and sexy yes

[@youngsplitterr]

What about Eartha Kitt? Or, my personal favorite due to her voice, Annie Lennox?

[@khalewren2734]

The average Grace Jones effect

[@Champiness]

Would, even if just as a gesture of respect for her impeccable run of early-80’s albums backed by the Compass Point All-Stars Like Grace Jones is a thumbs-up for obvious reasons but after hearing the keyboard solo on “Unlimited Capacity for Love” I think Wally Badarou could probably _also_ get it

[@annoyannoy]

but why did she rub the bottle on her cheek

[@Neon9th]

"I am the ghost HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......provocative"

[@dreioo8759]

It's just a fact.

[@Aeduo]

The worst thing is how she put the entire top of the bottle in her mouth which means she totally backwashed in to that bottle.

[@PsychoJosh]

Damn I want some canada dry from a glass bottle

[@whette_fahrtz]

Jones, the rhythm

[@FamousCoozie]

He's so real for that

[@Jcred4]

Chat reflects streamer

[@dorcha666]

i wish i was that bottle o 7up

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Gotta say, I'm feeling pretty unwise.

[@sattt_]

I thought he was going to say that she looks a bit like gigachad, silly me

[@TheDigli]

The brainrot is real

[@coprographia]

The Gigastacy

[@sillycookie]

Tbh she is the fem counterpart to Gigachad for me

[@ArchonKain]

I love the return of Based Vinny

[@VolkColopatrion]

Grace Jones did a drink commercial? I thought she wouldn't hear the end of it. Because Billy Joel was talking about the Coca-Cola Wars

[@burgerpocalypse]

would WHAT, vinny?

[@HowlinnWolf]

"steel wood"? Why did he say that?

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Still would (get kidnapped and enslaved by)

[@MichaelLeagueBaseball]

I don’t trust anyone who puts the whole bottle in their mouth when they drink

[@gretagarbeige]

I'm gay so even if I could I couldn't, but yes Vinny is right. The fact that she has 100% bangers and is a legend on stage to this day helps. Miss Jones is a legend. (Check her album Nightclubbig for a good good time!)

[@hioute]

i mean yeah, it's Grace Jones. who wouldn't?

[@zerazerazerazerazerazerazera]

me, her hair looks dumb

[@rfwm]

100 percent would

[@STARMAN8-f8w]

I want to see ytp long video next 🤣👍🏻💯✨

[@cheesewizard3965]

He should see the commercial where she wears a fursuit

[@jamesbland5207]

Man, God Bless Grace Jones, what a woman.

[@littlejunkettes4122]

At least Vineyard has some good taste, even if conveyed in a not-so-taseful manner

[@Tyrell-d6o]

G-Man looking a little dusky these days.

[@grumpytoadgaming9742]

Why she wrapping her lips around the bottle like that....

[@DANCERcow]

Confidenchally!

[@Ekraelum]

Tbh I'd be more surprised if he DIDN'T say that

[@JosephShemelewski]

A view to a kill

[@Bokobodobo]

Feel like I'm bout to be murdered thank you funny streamer man

[@Vespish]

Why she look like one of those face filter apps that people use to make baka mitai memes?

[@Spookalypse]

Vinny likes jamaican women confirmed

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

Hearing Vinny say something that implies he has sexual/romantic attraction to another person feels so alien. Vinny always seems so asexual.

[@michaelbullen3104]

Vinny simply chooses not to partake in any form of love at all at this point in his life from what I can tell which is honestly smart of him in this day and age. He’s probably been through WAY too much shit when it comes to love so I wouldn’t put it past him. I strive to be as iron willed honestly

[@augervongaribaldi]

I’m private with my romantic life and so I always get treated as ace. It’s just no one’s business, I feel for Vinny.

[@bimates2690]

Simone who isn’t interested in relationships or any of the sort doesn’t mean asexual. Some are, some aren’t.

[@Void-qz1zd]

​@@bimates2690 Asexuality isn't real anyway so you can safely let that go.

[@bimates2690]

@@Void-qz1zd Bruh, you serious? It is very much real lol.

[@Chaoskoch]

I'm probably the only person in the world that finds Grace Jones unattractive. So this is what loneliness feels like...

[@cthulhuchan9587]

Agreed

[@TropicalEmperor]

He still would.

[@ares395]

Bro. As a kid I thought that's a dude... 💀

[@Solo_FT]

Still would is crazy