Robb Wilton - The Police Station (1931)

Like many records of this vintage this was available on a couple of labels; Sterno (851), Solex (SX122) and Regal Zonophone (MR2545).
Robb Wilton, born Robert Wilton Smith (28 August 1881 - 1 May 1957) was an English comedian and comic actor who was famous for his filmed monologues in the 1930s and 1940s in which he played incompetent authority figures.
Wilton's most popular catchphrase, imitated by many a man of advanced years in a late-20th-century bar-room with the right-hand little finger-end nervously in and out of the mouth, was "The day war broke out...". The phrase was taken from his opening routine for radio which was "The day War broke out, my missus said to me, 'It's up to you...You've got to stop it'. I said, 'Stop what?'. She said, 'The War'".
Another frequently reconstructed Wilton monologue was the 'fire station sketch', in which a bumbling fire officer takes a call reporting the location of a fire, but is sidetracked into trying to remember where it is instead of taking the details of the conflagration: "Grimshaw St... No, don't tell me... Oh, I could walk straight to it...", finishing with the classic line to the long-suffering householder: "Can you keep it going 'til we get there?"
Possibly his best-known character, Mr Muddlecombe, an incompetent J.P., appeared in a number of radio series during the 1930s and 1940s and was known for the phase "You shouldn't have done that!". He would also frequently make the comment: "Ee, what a to-do!"
He appeared in several films from 1934, generally in supporting comic roles. His last film appearance was in the Arthur Askey vehicle The Love Match in 1955.

[@ronnyjillo4119]

magic ! comedy at its best ! 2021 ,

[@JimiHendrix998]

How little has changed since 1931!!!

[@stephenspence295]

Excellent vintage sketch. The indifference his police character shows to an alleged crime that is being confessed to appears uncannily prescient to contemporary law enforcement in GT Britain.

[@tintriumph]

uncannily prescient, it,s the same,if not worse-PC twit

[@paulredhead8603]

Comedy genius.

[@1946nimrod]

Granddad's hero!

[@jrgboy]

The female voice is Florence Palmer, Robb's wife.

[@kat71580]

Just wonderful.....what a gem...laughing still.