Vipers: Nature’s Most Dangerous Noodles

[@Anonymous-wk1jt]

“Sir, can you describe the snake that bit you?” “It was an angry rope.”

[@loralynf.9722]

Lol

[@silvertheelf]

The Silent Flute was slain by angry ribbon

[@thehiddenninja3428]

A danger noodle! A MURDER SPAGERDER

[@chef9524]

“... um, you probably won’t believe me, but I think it was my spaghetti!”

[@roulanalvarez3951]

i thought, it was that darn garden hose.

[@benjaminwarner7447]

Rattlesnakes are the most polite snakes. They're like, "SCUSE ME, just so you know I'm sitting here."

[@MrSam2497]

"don't tread on me mister"

[@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney]

Yeah, I'm way more comfortable in rattler country than I would be in areas with a lot of non-rattler venomous snakes. I've seen probably 10 or 15 rattlesnakes close by in my travels in the USA, and all of them made their presence known well before I got to them. We have copperheads where I live, and I'm regularly in cottonmouth territory, but they're not too scary to me. But like India or Australia? That's pretty creepy. A lot of those snakes are very deadly, aggressive, unafraid of people, and stealthy. I certainly wouldn't camp as much as I do here, haha!

[@LizzardGirl713]

what's especially cute (and useful) is that many other North American snake species have adopted tail shaking as a "hey, I'm here" warning. in the absence of a rattle, these snakes will hit their tails against the ground, leaf litter, or dry grass in order to make noise. for venomous snakes, this is just another threat display of "I can bite and it won't end well for you"; for non-venomous species like gopher snakes, this is a form of mimicry to trick predators into thinking that they're up against a more dangerous species.

[@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney]

@@LizzardGirl713 Almost every non-venomous snake, be it ratsnake, (especially) racer, kingsnake, even the lowly garter snake (or ribbon snakes or water snakes)- every damn snake I’ve ever had experience catching has exhibited this behavior at least once. It’s a pretty valuable defense: not only might I mistake it for a rattler and leave, but it helps spread their musk around, which will also result in them being put down (whether they bite me or not). I’m in the Appalachian USA, by the way, and you’re right. Where are you?

[@LizzardGirl713]

@@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney west coast, a bit north of San Francisco. most of my snake knowledge comes from teachers or books rather than personal experience, though - I'm much more comfortable catching lizards (and newts, and frogs) than snakes.

[@mewomewow]

I just gotta say, that yawning viper is really cute 1:08

[@kevinkuras4298]

Noodle*

[@mewomewow]

Kevin Kuras oops sorry. My bad. Hahahaha. Yawning spicy noodle

[@melissamata7]

Tru

[@Boomy1398]

HELL NO !!!

[@peratattica]

lol I love also that weird head shaking at the end of the y a w n

[@rejmons1]

Two snakes are lying on the tree and one ask: "Dude, are we venom snakes or not?" "Why do you ask?" The second answers. "Because I just bit my tongue".

[@Uurm0m]

*venomous

[@rejmons1]

@@Uurm0m Thanks!

[@Uurm0m]

Tomasz Wójcik Np 😅

[@phillipanselmo8540]

not a snek video, fren

[@Uurm0m]

Phillip Anselmo What?

[@omkarthite7607]

We in Australia don’t need to worry about these venomous vipers. Imagine how terrifying it would be if we had such dangerous animals roaming around.

[@lukasfriedrichbauer8320]

I don't want to presume to tell aussies about their own snakes, but I'm pretty sure the majority of Australia's many deadly snakes are elapidae, relatives of cobras, mambas and seasnakes, so technically not vipers.

[@javiergamboarodas451]

Lol

[@AdventureAddict0]

@@lukasfriedrichbauer8320 Correct

[@sleeepybae1459]

australia has taipans (among other types) which are really dangerous

[@Jason-pg6ho]

@@sleeepybae1459 the most dangerous snake in the world the Inland Taipan, one drop of its venom is powerful enough to kill 100 adults. But they are in the class Elapids. Elapids are actually more dangerous than vipers

[@Lopiile]

They are Nope ropes

[@justurordinaryhuman5278]

No, they are called danger noodles.

[@khazel8757]

Murder spagurder

[@tinithebini]

The nopest of ropes, the most dangerous of the noodles.

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

Do not boop, or you will get the hurt juice

[@brittanyarriaga8639]

don’t forget about the judge mental shoe lace 💀

[@alex_lamarche]

Correct me if I’m wrong but vipers are simply the «nerfed » version of dragons that God patched in update 4.2.5 of earth.

[@alex_lamarche]

Paper Please yeah they totally shat on everyone until the patch came out

[@Doritochi]

Yeah, they were still triple S tier until he took away their limbs in the third balance patch. But he did give them the fall from tree Ult so I guess that’s fair

[@delano_upnext8619]

Im glad he listened to the community. They were really getting annoying.

[@CharlieND]

R8t10 Music Completely, I was so hyped when I saw the new update on the steam page.

[@dimitar3730]

Alex lamarche they were good till 3.3.5 but when cataclysm came.... it all became a pile of dirt.

[@morrigambist]

In case nobody else saw this, rattlesnakes are also found in Central and South America.

[@raulkebi7270]

Yes. I live in Brazil and they are found here quite often. For those who don't know, It is in South America.

[@NovasNewGroove]

Ohgodohfuckohgodohfuckgodsaveme

[@forgottenfries]

@@NovasNewGroove chillax mate, if you dont disturb they dont attack

[@jacobbrewer1046]

Proven irrelevant because you deal with en all the same. Pesky little things

[@manaal4843]

@@jacobbrewer1046 they r cute thou

[@yungjose3369]

*they're literally legless wingless dragons*

[@thefatheroflies7921]

So wyrms?

[@MartinX1701]

Nope they used to have legs

[@DBT1007]

they squirting venom. that's not a dragon should be. it should be fire! not venom!

[@iheartjazminandsalvia6145]

yung jose some dragons don’t have wings but yes they are I really want to study vipers when I grow up they’re such beautiful creatures

[@iheartjazminandsalvia6145]

Dzulfiqar Bagas Tito there are poison dragons please do RESEARCH

[@colossusstudios1964]

Doctor: Why would you touch an angry Eyelash Viper, knowing it was venomous Me *getting pumped full of antivenom* : He looked cute...

[@lampekartoffel]

"I... Needed to boob the snoob"

[@mashihodpotatoetm4572]

@@lampekartoffel " Must... boop.. le snoot... "

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

Colossus Studios no anti-venom just death

[@MochiFowl_4412]

Must boop snoot

[@javiergamboarodas451]

@@mashihodpotatoetm4572 n

[@timesage9570]

*That’s a lot of hurt juice*

[@peridorkster2634]

孤独Pain lol I cant belive the titlw is a memr

[@snubby49]

What is that kyubi profile?🤣

[@Yoomie13]

Kuramxa I don’t know if it’s juice tho

[@GrantFoxOfficial]

I like the mariachi viper

[@fierfighter]

lmao same, i love that joke 😂🌮

[@janc5007]

lesson learned,if you see something beautiful in nature.... its dangerous

[@CT-zi8em]

Justa Memer Apply that to human society too haha.

[@onvari0]

Justa Memer that’s what makes it so beautiful

[@deborahl3083]

Justa Memer 😉

[@ZeroTwo-bg2uy]

Like my Ex Gf

[@vukovichvo604]

SO I DONT NEED TO BE SCARED IF I SEE THIS CHICK? 😂

[@donalddeluxe6407]

humans: nothing vipers: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!!!!

[@blueguy6575]

XD

[@a.ktheviner6811]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattjr4206]

😂😂😂😂

[@bouya283]

>Humans: nothing >X Doubt

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

Humans: use protective gear

[@fifi_leafy2258]

1:13 did that snake just yawn?!?! Awwwwwwwwww how adorable

[@akashicvariable]

Adorable till it bites you.

[@fifi_leafy2258]

The Omniscient Sociopath very true 😂

[@romella_karmey]

Until it bites your balls

[@oren8699]

They of this Fang thingy, and they do also yawn.

[@deangel9128]

What are some animals that don't look cute when they yawn?

[@morganpriest7726]

Vipers: danger noodles Constrictors: angery rope Pythons: boop snoots? Cobras: nope ropes

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

Rattle snakes- maraca tail

[@menghao737]

Mambas: nopiest nope that never noped ropes

[@ANTSEMUT1]

@Moonfeather i thought that would be the Arabian sand boa?

[@Lord_Sunqu]

Aren’t Pythons constrictors?

[@galdramann2478]

@@Lord_Sunqu Yup, they are. I think he wanted to say "boas".

[@hakanchunton823]

1:12 did it just yawn?

[@meepbeep2464]

Yes

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

Yes.

[@yikesEddie]

Yes.

[@kyono.6006]

Yes.

[@ceresmane2939]

Yes.

[@tuvarastam1828]

*”Keeled scales warns other preditors of their deadly venom”* Hognoses: ”I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move”

[@zottelhuehs6375]

For those that don't know: Hognose snakes are harmless colubrids. Though they are venomous, it is not medically relevant for humans (unless you are allergic, much like a bee sting). On top of that Hognoses are not known for defensive bites and even if they were to bite, they are rear fanged which makes injecting the venom a lot less efficient (rear fangs are enlarged teeth that are used to chew the venom into prey). Western Hognoses are relatively common in the pet trade. For those that speak German: They are called Hakennasennattern (plural). Which I personally find is a hilarious name. Haken = hook, Nase = Nose, Natter = a group of snake species (includes corn snakes etc.) If you want to learn more I recommend visiting either snake discovery or Clint's reptiles here on KZbin.

[@derekbootle8316]

Hognose is an adder like copperhead or puff adder, not viper like rattlesnakes or Russell's viper.

[@reptielenshowassen]

Was thinking the same thing, haha. Hognoses are so adorable though! I love how they have no neck and they're honestly so hilarious when they're angry.

[@josecat436]

Derek Bootle Hognoses are just nicknamed adders because they mimic the puff adder’s appearance. They aren’t related at all. Puff adders and copperheads are vipers, hognoses are colubrids

[@yungjose3369]

*dragon't*

[@shadowfox6438]

yung jose drawont

[@NiqqaScience]

*DRAGONBORN*

[@poptartwalmart1314]

Julius Fus Ro Dah!

[@celty228]

yung jose Dragon’t’ve

[@TheSkelzore]

Celty-chan *Dragon't've'd*

[@kalof3l51]

Back in the day once bitten they had your funeral while you were still alive so you could attend.

[@tobistein6639]

That’s extremely morbid

[@pebblepod30]

I would probably be late

[@devinm524]

a funeral wouldn't be my first instinct, in all honesty I would probably leave my carcass in the saloon

[@niyi8991]

@@pebblepod30 ouuuuu 🔥

[@internetperson3436]

Wait when was this?

[@Kimoto504]

Murder cables. What's the next animal to feature? Humans

[@afrolovely]

"murder cables'.....hahahahahahha

[@charlottem.1477]

Jewell Lynn Right!! I have never heard that one before! 😂😂

[@NexusDex]

Murder spagurder Danger noodle Caution ramen Nope rope

[@bornindissonance6312]

Actually, the largest viper is Randy Orton.

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

Mustafa Arabe this

[@GatoFrijolero]

@@TheseBitchesWantNikes is it

[@punkerpoo45]

Rko outta nowhere!!!!

[@UGLYBOYwrld]

“VINTAGE ORTON!!”

[@swapnilsingh9159]

Savage.

[@onlyonemrxonlyonemry306]

these are Danger noodles, Do not Boop

[@catinthemorgue]

only one Mr X Only one Mr y or you'll get the hurt juice

[@JackTR_726]

or you will get the hurt juice

[@kayleanaadapon7565]

But...but

[@harukatakahashi8822]

@@kayleanaadapon7565 bbbuuuuuuttttt:3

[@chiarasible6610]

But...

[@justanonion3781]

that viper yawning then shaking its head was gold

[@cupsnake7996]

Confession: I just came here to look at the pretty vipers.

[@TheJurnalyst]

Are you calling Danielle Default a viper?!!

[@TheJurnalyst]

@@drip3430 so you'd smash a viper with your trouser snake..?

[@drip3430]

@@TheJurnalyst only "that" specific one, if she was...which she's not. what are reptilians?

[@JustNatax3]

Same... they're all so damn beautiful, their head shapes, their kieled scales, they're all just such beautiful species.

[@PhunkieZero]

Vipers are very pretty yea!

[@priestleyharker4046]

"If you're bitten by one, you may only have hours to react" Me Laughs in Australian*

[@Tony-112]

*Laughs in brown snake*

[@jaleria489]

*laughs in non-burning country*

[@Ebon_Sean]

*laughs in Inland Taipan*

[@DoubleGauss]

*Laughs in the Arizona desert*

[@cain6924]

@@jaleria489 bruh

[@HaikyuuNoodleSoup]

The lesson of today is, Stay away from noodles. Edit: Well you guys do what you want to do, I see a snake, I’m running. Well I l live in Michigan and snakes are really rare here, they even call them, endangered in Michigan, like the milk snake. SO I never seen a snake in person... But if you like snakes, go have fun with snakes. Well, don’t stop eating that Ramen tho. We don’t want an invasive species of ramen...

[@oren8699]

Stay away from spooky venomouse danger nooodles

[@aryne903]

This is why I need to move...

[@kojoinstrumentals6856]

Which ones, Ramen?

[@Phoenix2.5D]

Razzieラジー refusing*

[@KumaPaws376]

Carbs!

[@autumnboa783]

I was born in Poland and lived some of my life there. Throughout my childhood, I was always told to be aware of the viper. In Poland we have vipers and the non venomous snakes that we call ‘Zaskrońce’ (grass snakes) and they look quite alike so I was always told that the vipers have a zigzag on their back. I think I saw a viper when I was a child, not sure. I did however get bitten by a grass snake.

[@CS_Mango]

Bite the snake back. Make an example.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Oh right, one of them is using the pattern of the other to look dangerous. They are here as well, but endangered in the region. Probably because they look like the dangerous one. Which is ironic because in some places they are considered to bring luck and protect children and farm animals.

[@100-w6e]

People shouldn’t neglect the bite caused by non-venomous snake, because it can carry some viruses like tetanus or hantavirus due to their eating preferences that include rodents.

[@josephdavis2695]

1:10 what an adorable little sleepy head.

[@TheJurnalyst]

Till it wakes up and bite yo' ass...

[@harharhahrahrharo]

i have a pet of that

[@welchsgum7195]

*r a w r*

[@saviourukpong1837]

That's a warning to the camera man

[@doppler4620]

The inside of it's mouth looks like expired chiken tenders, you call that adorable?

[@Itsyaboijq]

I was jogging in Arizona one time. I stopped to take a break, and I heard a rattle. I'm pretty sure I clocked a 4.2 flat

[@residentsnake5235]

At least you got away from it!

[@SebastianTinajero]

I live in Arizona and I’ve come across a couple rattle snakes , I’ve about shit myself a couple of times

[@KindanThe1st]

There’s a plant here in arizona that sounds exactly like a rattlesnake rattle if you brush up against it. Idk what its called, but its scared the crap out of me a couple times.

[@kingcucco2750]

1:09 Waiter, I think my noodle just yawned.

[@Christian-op7he]

Viper: Bites hook* Hook: uno reverse card* Viper: Swallows venom* Viper: :l

[@alphanoodell7952]

Fun fact: venom doesn't do anything after being swallowed. Only works when in contact with an open wound, poison is the opposite

[@m.a.r.s5789]

@@alphanoodell7952 poison is defensive and venom is offensive. Got it

[@Laeiryn]

@@m.a.r.s5789 if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

[@lrballistics]

@@Laeiryn If you bite it and no one dies, it's kinky

[@Mr_BrokenKeyboard]

@@Laeiryn what if it bites me and then I bite it and I still die

[@LostSwiftpaw]

*Danger noodle does a knowledge*

[@user-co5wn4gx4f]

Lost Swiftpaw why do i see you everywhere lmao

[@LostSwiftpaw]

Sno-Fuqer Because i don't have a life

[@user-co5wn4gx4f]

Lost Swiftpaw oh ok

[@anna_mac1507]

Lost Swiftpaw *DAngEr NOoDle*

[@tutubism]

Le gasp

[@v0m1tp1llz]

I'll watch this video every time I think about leaving the city life.

[@hazardgaminghg122]

Haha nice

[@moeon2709]

Same hahaha 😂

[@rickc2102]

How's that whole city life going now with covid? 🤔

[@v0m1tp1llz]

@@rickc2102 my uncles dead

[@collector6457]

@@v0m1tp1llz Stay strong m8

[@huh134]

1:25 it looks like he’s blushing😳 awe

[@jamillatorres7226]

"Aww, I'm flattered!"

[@eya221]

I love how when she talks about snakes, she addresses all the facts, but manages not to stigmatize snakes, as they are animals to be respected and not feared.

[@AnneAndersonFoxiepaws]

Yes I agree but a little fear and a lot of respect would probably serve you better in the bush where you could just trip over one!

[@fukimomikoto9211]

whatever she says they're all cold-blooded death dealers in my eyes and if ever i get to encounter one up close i think i'd die before it could bite me.

[@美波_5]

officer: ma’am- ma’am please step away from the viper me: _but i wanna boop the snoot_

[@andy13]

*Boops snoot* Viper: Don’t make me do it >:C

[@bear_rrr]

Me lol

[@ayelmao1224]

Do not boop, or you will get the hurt juice

[@zacharydinubilo7455]

Some pythons to like the ball python very boopable

[@lordgarfield6982]

no step on snek

[@nanmasterplaysgames6729]

You took my joke even though i jus heard of it

[@Tamara-ux9hc]

metalhead Frisk781 If you step on snakes, they will probably attack you.

[@ilikemetal2910]

Don't Tread On Me!

[@artsipaa6548]

Should steppo on snekko

[@TheDanD]

Pweaze no steppy UwU

[@vibriocholerae8251]

1:09 Is that snake yawning?

[@animalogic]

Looks like. Very cute.

[@BrokenAnguissette]

Totally looks like a yawn. Snake yawns are the best because they flex all their wiggly mouth bits

[@GandalfTheTsaagan]

Apparently they do this thing to a just their muscles and bones, specially after eating Maybe the do yawn as well, it's fairly common among animals

[@ellepwnzstevedaily]

Came here to ask that. Glad it’s not just me.

[@jerak02]

The snake is reajusting her fangs. They do this mostly after eating, when the fangs and/or jaws are in an uncomfortable position. Non-Venomous Species and Elapids do it aswell,.

[@mstalcup]

1:25 "The Gaboon viper is also the longest viper." "Am I a joke to you?" - South American Bushmaster (3.35 meters)

[@alghesbri]

Lachesis muta

[@MiB94]

She also said that Rattlesnakes are found only in north america as if the South American Cascabel (Crotalus Durissus) didn't exist at all... lol

[@pehort]

Even eastern diamondback rattlesnakes are longer than gaboon vipers. Pretty sloppy content on this.

[@EliXMommyOcco]

Ill have you know they are called Nope-Ropes

[@CharlesVanexX]

@LA WEA FOME FUMA poisonous * :)

[@chef9524]

Is shedding for rattle snakes like leveling up... but in a snake form? “ALRIGHT I MADE IT OUT OF THE EGG, JUST TWO MORE LEVELS FOR THE RATTLE!”

[@drakeclaw8872]

That's actaully original and made me chuckle nice👊

[@reynoldsanabria5042]

You mentioned rattlesnakes only occur in north america... central america is crowded with several species, so is also south america.

[@chef9524]

Reynold Sanabria where the hell in my comment does it mention anything about the origin of a species?

[@reynoldsanabria5042]

@@chef9524 sorry, meant for another post saying the rattlers only occur in usa and canada.

[@73searching73]

@@reynoldsanabria5042 Central America is part of North America. The continental divide is between Columbia and Panama.

[@MYTUBE427]

Your drawing of the snake here is one of my favorite drawings you’ve done so far for the series; absolutely beautiful. Well done :)

[@jakepullman4914]

"You may have only hours to react." Me, an hour and a half after being bitten: "Ow! I think that snake bit me! Better get to the hospital."

[@AmitKumar-dz5yd]

Biting is not a snake's hobby. It is a defense mechanism. Snakes never attack on humans. If we disturb them, the way people are doing in this video, then only they attack to defend themselves.

[@rushthezeppelin]

Sort of right.....there is one kind of colubrid (can't remember which one) that has a reputation for actually chasing people. Luckily they are rear fanged and their venom is incredibly mild (like bee sting mild)

[@TheRPGentleman]

rushthezeppelin Isn't that the one that bites its tale and rolls after you in a wheel? Scary stuff.

[@pivinne5536]

Yes! There are no aggressive snakes- only defensive ones

[@KMakoENVtuber]

But delivering RKO’s outta nowhere **is** a hobby

[@santhoshpjohn]

Don't tell it won't bite, seen it bite small childs

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

“Danger noodles!” *sees “Mimicry: world of imposters”* “Im-pastas!”

[@Nathan-vg5zg]

*How would you like your noodles cooked?* Me:I’ll like them dangerous please :3

[@ristepancurov9101]

You want them dangerous? Get a brick of noodles and eat and swallow them without chewing. Also not cooked

[@Tamara-ux9hc]

Haha.

[@Nathan-vg5zg]

Riste Pancurov YASS, my fav :P

[@mr.fan34]

Random Guy yep I’d like them extra dangerous.. :3

[@Mel-0n]

Who the hell would eat uncooked noodles

[@shaunward3541]

seen many episodes, just now noticed she also does the drawing not just the narrating. love these

[@moccaccino9084]

"So they track their dying prey by the scent of the venom" Green snake 1: I'm gonna eat my so longed prey I spent 30 minutes following. Green snake 2: Hello there mate, I smelled some toxic poisonous waste, how you doin?

[@RajSingh-qh1fg]

Man you nailed it 😂😂😂😂

[@enderdragoness546]

Green Snake 1: BACK OFF! I SPENT HALF AN HOUR FOR THIS

[@js66613]

Green snake 3: Long live communism. Green snake 1: Not you too!

[@tuxedoterrorwrist]

Looks like Ill be moving to Antarctica.

[@akashicvariable]

yup

[@tuxedoterrorwrist]

I'd rather die of freezing than from a slithering venom-injecting fuckgun.

[@TheLispMonkey]

Move to New Zealand, they don't have snakes. Plus you won't freeze.

[@onlyme9254]

Make sure you pack swimwear, correct footwear, sun block n mosquito repellent! Hope all goes well for ya 😆

[@frankpichardo5299]

Imagine you go there and get stationed at the science center, and as you’re unpacking your luggage, a viper springs out and bites you!!! Haha!

[@britneybain8383]

They're beautiful! I'd keep one as a pet, if they weren't so deadly😳💀

[@tony001212]

That's precisely why they've become too poisonous in order to avoid us humans using them as pets, lol.

[@scare1bear]

Not all snakes are deadly

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

Same.

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

@@tony001212 Venomous, not poisonous.

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

@@scare1bear Exactly.

[@akshaypljadhav]

Rattle snakes are the best. They sit in one place and when they get bored, they play their own music.😅

[@aviXex]

🤣🤣

[@johndoe-uz2kc]

1:08 a satisfying yawn

[@kingwoozy3141]

1:10 hehehe looks like he’s yawning

[@umlautabuser2769]

he IS yawning.

[@naturalnat4715]

He was

[@thebropoppy1293]

No it dont, look like hes gettin ready to breath fire up on the cameraman

[@patricksuarez9702]

King Woozy because you see a deadly snake open its mouth, about to try to kill, and the first thing you think is "aww so cute, it's yawning"

[@kingwoozy3141]

Galaes .....(._.)...yeah

[@edi9892]

I don't know why, but every time I see a snake, I wish for two Things: 1) immunity 2) nice carnassial teeth

[@mikemarks6136]

In the elder scrolls there is a race of reptile like people known as argonians and they're immune to diseases and have teeth

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Genetic modification could hypothetically make these snakes nice pets

[@suzannescannell3473]

1:14 I thought their deadly, he's just tired

[@johncasey7063]

He's very deadly; he's a very cranky boi who just got woken up from his nap.

[@Babbleplay]

Evolution is making rattlesnakes harder to detect. There is a tail defect in some that makes the rattle not work right, and so the rattlesnakes that make noise get killed off by people, while the silent ones pass unnoticed and live on to breed,

[@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8]

but then they get killed by bison stepping on them and predators that think they are gopher snakes

[@SyMpHOny893]

Babbleplay ah why

[@Babbleplay]

Natural selection, The snakes with audible rattles get killed by humans; the silent ones live,

[@SyMpHOny893]

Babbleplay lol that’s not what I meant. I know what natural selection works and what you meant. I just hate it lmao

[@notsure1115]

It's noticeable in Texas where they have the Rattlesnake round up (very cruel)

[@citreneYouTube]

Most people: *Freaking out* Me: ITS A SNEK. ITS A SNEK. I REPEAT. ITS A BOOP NOODLE.

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

Danger noodle!

[@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455]

A spicy danger noodle

[@AndrewGKMusic]

Disable cable

[@ra_alf9467]

SNEK : "GET OUT OF MY LAND!!"

[@vaughnjohnson8767]

It’s a dope rope!

[@Erika-gn1tv]

Anyone else think they're kinda cute?

[@menikmati-ku3ms]

beautiful

[@freyadraginda-burnett9781]

heckin smol fren

[@mcxhalo]

Yeah every time I stumble by a venomous snake I feel like I’m about to die.

[@magisterrleth3129]

Erika Söderlund Judging by your name, you don't live somewhere with a lot of snakes. I hate finding Diamondbacks in my backyard. At least they let you know they're there.

[@dekisatria1233]

They are, i really like how they look, though i dont wanna bitten by one

[@movedtocupowarriors4205]

5:43 "Lemme just.." "Boop the camera!"

[@fatetaker4507]

5:40 Snake: *The fucc you want outside me house hoOmans? I AM WARNING YOU BACK OFF HOOMAN*

[@Tamara-ux9hc]

Haha.

[@bquecha7526]

Snake: *HoOmen Im FuccKen WarNen U*

[@ashlynboone_]

*Human

[@fatetaker4507]

Sh4dydude :D 😂😂😂😂

[@bibimbapp5954]

Kaya F hi normie

[@graelent9]

Incorrect; the Gaboon viper is not the longest viper. That would be the Bushmaster (Lachesis) which is recorded up to close to 4 meters in length

[@DanielDaniel-uh7lg]

It also is the only viper that lays eggs.

[@cmossburg0284]

Bush vipers are cool looking but the Bush master looks mean as hell and look cool as hell

[@insertcoolnamehere3197]

How much is that in inches??

[@boonxai]

@@insertcoolnamehere3197 Nearly 160 inches.

[@brunolance2551]

Yh this channel is shit

[@mohamedmahadi3607]

They look so damn beautiful, I just want to draw them although I can’t draw.

[@theadventuresofkevinaterhw534]

JetWing not a noodle through

[@feathertail6327]

Won’t

[@annereilley4892]

", I just won’t to draw the although I can’t draw." What?

[@kefkapalazzo1]

Anne Reilley he wants to draw them but he can’t draw. Duh

[@jejewoyoy]

Dude you're too stoned

[@nixdapogs]

I like the snake-drawing animation in the background. If you ever wanna learn how to draw a viper, watch the whole episode

[@dees4408]

I own a dangerous noodle too, it goes with me everywhere I go

[@sumboredazn]

nobody wants to be nearby when it spits its , um, *ahem venom

[@thetruekurohdplayz3374]

Soggy Mcmoistcakes lol

[@pranavmullappalli6708]

Luke Waggoner destruction 100

[@peanutbutterpikachu]

Soggy Mcmoistcakes are you implying that you're a disease carrier?

[@dtyler4307]

Soggy Mcmoistcakes prove it 🤔

[@that1valentian769]

Pls do Coelacanths. Glory to the wedge finned fish!

[@MartinX1701]

Why coelacanths

[@that1valentian769]

martin saulsberry Why not? They are fascinating with one of the most interesting and exciting species rediscovery stories in the animal kindgdom. They are thought to be related to the first fish to grow specialized fins for semi terrestrial utility. They have reminded largely unchanged for millions of years. Since at least before the the terrestrial dinosaurs became extinct.

[@DerpyDuckAnimation]

Well not all coelacanths remained unchanged. Coelcacanths came in great variety before most of them went extinct. Yet it is still amazing that a few species still remain after millions of years

[@hamsacc]

That1Valentian YES

[@MartinX1701]

Glory to stingrsys

[@polarisfrost8137]

When I saw that Jelly like blood My stomach barfed

[@heylove8872]

It kinda looks like period blood im sorry but it's true

[@m0rk19]

I think it's the same with komodo dragon venom

[@javiergamboarodas451]

Jelly brains

[@latrelllowe2148]

@@m0rk19 i didnt even know komodo dragons had venom

[@Lumiere_]

What does my stomach barfed even mean? Don’t you mean I almost barfed?

[@Stromboli2401]

1:08 I like this fella who was just yawning and made for the perfect shot.

[@Poplar632]

The nope rope

[@Lichen8404]

john vans ha. You mean Danger Nope Rope.

[@Ryliath]

Danger noodles.

[@Mitsushiro23]

Attila Goda angry socks

[@pranavmullappalli6708]

LMAO

[@endraruhendri6550]

6:56 as you can see This is the real nightmare i always felt when fell into a hole

[@sammeetsharma426]

Gaboon viper is not the longest viper, could be the heaviest. Bushmaster is longer than most of the vipers.

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

Yeah I noticed that, too. She should have said heaviest. Not even close to the longest. Even the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake is longer.

[@reptielenshowassen]

Maybe a video on Bothrops? They're not very well known snakes but very interesting and super dangerous. Even most venomous snake owners would rather not own them. I had the pleasure of seeing a Bothrops Moojeni in real life and it was one of the scariest experiences of my life (there was no glass). I didn't know anything about this genus until that. They're also very valuable in the medical field right now. I know there's an island where a lot of Bothrops live that has been completely abandoned because of how dangerous they are. Pretty cool.

[@user-mn3tr7zr3p]

"Vipers are nature's most beautiful NOODLES?!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pearg0ld]

It's a nope rope

[@Mr_Blacksmith]

Earth Update: Patch B.C 2.4 Dragons received a huge nerf, turned them into vipers.

[@sahasavadmangkhaseum5455]

Kgothatso Sentsho *removed dinosaurs

[@corn4297]

5:00 says that green is the most common color... Show no photo of green snake

[@connivingkhajiit]

5:08 this is a green viper

[@robertstewart4953]

Yeah its just weird lighting, the far right one is green.

[@ggurrlyggurrl]

I think she said cream? Or I may be wrong

[@robertstewart4953]

@@ggurrlyggurrl nah its green, watch the timestamp he gave^, the snake is just in weird shaded lighting so the color is hard to discern

[@Scarshadow666]

In mythological terms, vipers almost sound like lower-tier versions of wyverns (since they don't have legs and wings) and tinier versions of Basilisks (the Harry Potter kind, not the kind that are like a chicken/lizard hybrid that can also paralyze with its gaze).

[@franciscoalmazanalhambra1143]

The word "wyvern" is actually related to the Latin "vipera".

[@nkdmf641]

"Vipers are family to snake everywhere" *ah yes the ceiling here is made out of ceiling*

[@AZHOLEN1]

Viper- I am Nature’s most dangerous noodle! Honey Badger-mmm, noodles!

[@ykMMD]

Ew now its eating a snake !

[@AT-cy7im]

Badger be like:” mmm noodles and a muscle relaxer yam “

[@rushthezeppelin]

Also vipers aren't the only venomous snakes in Canada. Colubrids like garter snakes are actually venomous. The deliver the venom with their rear fangs. The thing is it's an incredibly mild venom that in humans only causes mild irritation similar to a bee sting (unless you are allergic to the venom). It's mainly used to incapacitate invertebrates like snails, slugs and leeches or small vertebrates like mice and fish.

[@jayluis189]

The thing is the thing is the the thing is the thing is the thing is

[@karllim656]

From what I've read, Gaboon vipers are indeed likely to be the heaviest viper species along with the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamanteus), but the Eastern Diamondback can exceed 2 metres in length and the Bushmasters (genus Lachesis) of South America are the longest vipers, reaching 3 metres or more.

[@heylilmamaletmewhisperinur1673]

Gaboon viper, Cottonmouth, Bush viper, they have the most coolest names. I love it.

[@wizardofahhhs759]

Copperhead

[@BChan1991]

"They're characterized by their....deadly venom....." Me: okay but you cant "see" their venom so how would i know? *gets bitten* *dies* Also me: YEP...ITS A VIPER

[@howardman3926]

You can tell by the shape of their head, and knowing what snakes are around where you live. If you live in North America, you're most likely gonna come across rattlesnakes, which have their pretty identifiable rattles.

[@sheep8128]

@@howardman3926 you do know it's a joke right

[@howardman3926]

@@sheep8128 I was just trying to be informative. I didn't intend for it to come off as rude

[@sheep8128]

@@howardman3926 I have acknowledged that you don't think it was rude I was just wondering if you understood the joke

[@gokikuburi8653]

@@howardman3926 Thank you, Howard. Much appreciated.

[@susboi9663]

Welp, Time to move to Antarctica to avoid dangerous vipers...

[@legendaysupersaiyan]

Well , I am moving to Antarctica too.

[@khaias7822]

You could just move to New Zealand...

[@khaias7822]

Pan Darius Kairos Do you mean Ireland?

[@lyteyearz5810]

Vipers... a constant reminder that Nature is the greatest artist of all time.

[@ooohoohooimsosillay1919]

1:09 *viper yawn*

[@axxelvazquez5054]

1:12 when you step on a LEGO

[@SnivyDoll]

Vipers are limbless dragons.

[@titodube]

Heather Chandler Vipers are basically Chinese dragons

[@ristepancurov9101]

*Vipers were disabled due to technical issues* they will be back on Earth version 2.4

[@thelastfeelbender]

*YOU CAN NOW PLAY AS LUIGI*

[@gibgibby3085]

*YOU CAN NOW PLAY AS THANOS*

[@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907]

*HEY GUYS IM HERE TOO*

[@a.l.michael6240]

I find them to be extremely beautiful. They look like angry little dragon noodles 🥰

[@MyAnxiety101]

My first time camping in the Arizona desert I heard the rattling sound as I was collecting firewood. I've always heard people say how terrifying it is. But to experience it I'm glad I made the right choices to remove myself from the situation.

[@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e]

Viper uppercuts are pretty lethal as well.

[@Geo-sesarma]

The various types of cichlids, both old and new world

[@SuperZombieFanatic]

oof that video would be very long lmao

[@jly4life]

oof Too many my dude. Like 200 Flowerhorn species alone.

[@vik93150]

All i see is Orochimaru

[@oryxthetakenking8275]

vik93150 we need Itachi to protect us

[@blackmikeuchiha5423]

vik93150 😂😂😂

[@akashicvariable]

Susanoo to the rescue.

[@SirSteak1]

vik93150 NARUTO!!! SASUAGE!!

[@windhelmguard5295]

nah orochimaru seems to prefer constrictors like pythons, or boas.

[@raginraven31]

Sorry but Gaboons aren't the longest vipers in the world by far. There are so species of Bothrops and Crotalus and more that can get longer.

[@DeviousMar]

Yes indeed and I have the longest one ;)

[@graelent9]

I know..fake news right? It annoys me when supposedly scientific and well distributed videos get basic facts just wrong.

[@MotherOfWednesday]

I was going to comment on this as well. I am glad others noticed.

[@jz7551]

Yeah! The longest viper is the Bushmaster (lachesis muta, or something like that). Fer-de-lance (Bothrops asper) is also longer than the Gabon Viper...

[@MrRobjs83]

Bushmaster is the longest viper in the world

[@mouseditor]

0:14 I can already see the snake being slapped by the transition

[@maxspangler5561]

1:13 omg did he just yawn that was so cute

[@AnkitSinhaforself]

Must be fixing it's jaw after an attack

[@thejurassicman661]

Please do Ostrich

[@yona-yama]

Pretty educational video, which is rare for snakes. HOWEVER, you failed to say there are many nonvenomous species that have keeled scales, such as several species of Hognoses and Ratsnakes. Secondly, I don't know why Copperheads are under the 10 "most venomous" snakes in NA. Copperheads have some of the weakest venoms in NA... Lastly, the couple times you included some comment about snakes being scary really wasn't necessary. This kind of fear mongering (though this video was better than most) is why society is so misinformed about snakes and why so many innocent snakes are killed every day.

[@realcraig5569]

She did say it, they all have venom but don’t all use it everytime.

[@Naalders]

What snake is endangered?

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

I agree so much, I'm a snake lover, Do you know the channel "Snake Discovery"?

[@jelle2306]

Rat snakes dont have keeled scales lol i have one lol

[@muddw3871]

I think they meant rattlesnakes

[@sadaway4301]

Elapids: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@dancingleafuwu7988]

The way of the Snake yawning its so cute!