Virtue Signaling Gone Hilariously Wrong

[@veteranredbeard6222]

Everytime a white person writes an article condemning other whites or "whiteness", they are saying "hey look at me! How many woke credits do I get???".

[@uwillnotsilencemyvoice591]

Only from the woke idiots of the same opinion The rest of us normal people think they're to stupid to stop the mouth from flapping when their head has a brain fart 😂👍✌

[@MrRodwatson]

Literally anything for the 'LIKES'.....seriously, if it became uber popular to be 'actually' racist, like old time racist. These same people would be at the top of Twitter, making the most vile, disgusting posts imaginable.....for the 'LIKES' 🤔😔🤢🤢 One day the pendulum will swing the other way. The same people will be on top.

[@mommawant9989]

The image I get is ........the person sitting out on a tree limb.....sawing the log they’re sitting on.....oblivious to their own destruction....🥴..... by their own *stupidity*

[@fatkiller1000]

I suggest you take a look at those last names cause they aren't white.

[@chrisbrown-gq3ne]

Most of those "whites" are actually from gods chosen tribe

[@toomanyrads3827]

“I could be in the Philippines eating a mango” You still can, you’re welcome to do so. The price of your iPhone could get you there no problem!

[@SpeKFX]

I wonder who's going to build her home on the beach. Who's going to find her drinkable water. Who the fuck is growing those mangos for her to eat. I really hope she sells her iPhone to do go to the Philippines. She'll come back with a revived sense of understanding of what happens behind the scenes of her privilege

[@genek8630]

Good go back to the Philippines.

[@johnsmith4811]

Tha' fuck is wrong with her? As if everyone in the Philippines is just chilling on the beach, munching a mango 24/7. No one goes to work or has a care in the world, apparently.

[@trublgrl]

@Jordan Bringas Probably because communism requires the abolition of religion, and Filipinos tend to love God. And He blessed them with an amazing and beautiful country.

[@deadsmile2023]

🤔 Philippines is one beautiful country, wonderful people, and have some of the best home cook restaurants. Not to mention all the fresh fruit you can buy. Mangos or bananas. Durian or avocados. Clearly that girl has no clue what she is talking about.

[@siyabongamkhize692]

The Babylonia Bee called it: America is running out of things to call racist

[@spikespa5208]

If only that were true.....don't underestimate the imagination of the deranged.

[@mcuembedded]

I just met a trans bee.

[@TheDontflinch]

Pretty soon dust will be racist.

[@actualideas8078]

What’s wrong with racism?

[@champ1159]

Aweh, fellow South African!

[@michaelwilwand8036]

Shocking news - library collections take up space in libraries! 😂

[@robvenom1058]

That facts that Africans never wrote books is racist because they had to carry jugs of water for miles everyday on their heads instead of moving their hut to the water source.

[@Iantotgallery]

As a Filipino myself, I'm ashamed for that girl saying she had enough capitalism. Why don't she go back in the Philippines? She'll sure love being poor there.

[@KenJacobson1]

No, no... She will be eating mangos on the beach.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

I'm sure she believes she'll be poor BECAUSE of capitalism. I've had socialists tell me that if it weren't for capitalism everyone would be living in mansions and eating lobster.

[@noeliatejeda1702]

At least she’ll have a view I guess

[@juangringo3906]

@@KenJacobson1 She acts like she cant do that in the U.S. 😂 Indiana doesnt have ocean coastline but they have many lakes w/beaches. She could even do it there if she wanted I suppose. Smh

[@JackMasterAndrew]

The average Filipino doesn't do that so it's fair to say she's culturally appropriating or some shit like that

[@williamreynolds3487]

Just a rule of thumb: Whatever these people don’t like, do it even more.

[@live2dream1966]

Haven't you heard? Rule of Thumb is now racist.

[@WilliamHollinger2019]

@@live2dream1966 youtube is now racist because it never had a black person in power.

[@juangal7569]

That's a good mato

[@Mr.Mister001]

Except tipping lol. I'm good with no more tipping out of my pocket.

[@jordangann7438]

@@Mr.Mister001 exactly if they don't want our money we may as well keep it.

[@RBEO22]

Why do I get the feeling that those people complaining about libraries have never used one?

[@janeenschultz8502]

Either that or they were taught about the Dewey decimal system and were scarred by their experience.

[@donadeavera9608]

I was surprised they knew what libraries are. Hahaha

[@paullambert8701]

Writers should complain about libraries, but perhaps nobody else.

[@12Prophet]

Tis called a gut feeling, which are very often correct.

[@kaybigg]

How can you use what you haven't seen your entire life?? Where will you get the time to dye your hair pink, or pierce the bridge of your nose, then go on tik tok on your iPhone 10 then talk about being oppressed??

[@basedboomer5912]

"Snowflakes melt when it gets hot, kid." Tom McDonald in Snowflakes

[@rdcrabbs]

That's good! I'm gonna have to remember this. :-)

[@jamesfrank5417]

Since people are leaving KZbin it would be better if Zeducation moved over to Odyssey.

[@kingslayer4080]

The only acceptable way to react to these people in real life is to just point and laugh. It's even more fun if you do it together with your friends.

[@debstawecki6843]

Yeah, but they seem to be taking over.

[@terriemartinez9989]

I totally agree....and also laugh at their family members too.. 100% Embarrassment..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donniesanders3780]

I told a teenager once in the mall his sister wanted her pants back his dad started laughing real loud lol

[@rumpNrhino]

You and your friends need to be careful. You've never experienced real fear until you've had someone get up in your face and start barking.

[@wornsey50221601]

Indeed!

[@MarquisangelodeSade]

At 55 years of age, I am done with this bullshit. The world's gone batshit crazy

[@dcisme5594]

Why did you guys ever even let it get this far man? Fing sucks

[@mrdean2539]

Wait, it took you to 55 to figure this out? I'm a decade younger and figured out the world was batshit when I was in high school. It was then when I was first exposed to moral relativism.

[@OveToranger]

Meh, it's just a tiny subset of whining, screaming man-babies (and women-babies). Most people are not like this IMO, but perhaps a total of 10% are...and they FAR outcry, outbitches and outoffends the rest of the 90%...for now

[@ruthhamilton4882]

@@mrdean2539 because we were taught to be "tolerant"...and I'm done being tolerant

[@SmM33380]

You know what is scary? The youth who have been heavily influenced by all this nonsense will be the ones taking care of us old folks in nursing homes!

[@minkorrh]

I wonder if she realizes that if she were in the Phillipines right now she'd probably be doing her damnedest to come to North America? Send her over for a year

[@rawfeekee657]

My wife and i have to constantly send boxes of food and amenitities to our inlaws in the philipines. They are hard working people mind you and still barely have esssentials

[@dax8753]

yes if shes broke in the phillapines shell want an old white guy to rescue her from poverty

[@watti7643]

And doing much more than just talking to old man in the grocery store.

[@spikespa5208]

@@geraldfrost4710 The term mentioned was for a *year* .

[@DaRealKing303]

Yeah, they NEED to move to a non- white country. There are many.

[@jamesraveney7047]

" old white men as if I'm married." Ill take shit that never happened for $600, Alex.

[@sotwoodz2714]

OOh my itchy witchey toesey woesys

[@ottocarius7814]

Rip Alex Trebek

[@CS-rk9bf]

*Calling something racist when something is not racist never seems to fix any problems.* Imagine if you have a car that is out of fuel, but somebody thinks the battery needs to be replaced. It does not matter how many times you replace the battery, it does not fix the problem because the battery is not the problem.

[@BauregardSenior87]

But they're changing the battery and making it better because they think the car will run out of fuel even tho it won't, so obviously fuel is racist.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

WRONG! The problem is the battery and fuel just finished at a White Supremacy rally, so the car won't start cause they hate black people! lol you did have a good analogy, I was just wanting to test out my Leftist speak....

[@AB_Evans]

@@DustinBarlow8P ~ Lost some brain cells. Your leftist speak is working. Here ya go: 🏆 (Wanted to make sure you have a participation trophy to snuggle with. Keep up the good work! 😘)

[@AlumniQuad]

Yeah, but it generates a lot of clickthroughs for news websites! Think of the $$$!

[@j.michaeljefferson60]

It's the racist car 🚗 drinking up the gas ⛽ So go ahead and call it racist

[@army9ful]

Sadly I don't cringe anymore, I've gotten used to this stupid shit!!

[@malumnexus7919]

"Normalization" Yuri Bezmenov warned us.

[@Oldmanwithagoldpan]

Next step, the Black pill.

[@Us3r739]

@@geraldfrost4710 frost?

[@justanotheropossumchannel]

Mark did one of those beach/question videos recently and tbh, id have fallen for it bc the left is so unhinged

[@stevendains1096]

Then they have already won. Because you think this is normal behavior. I'd like to thank all their parents for not teaching their kids" RIGHT FROM WRONG". THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ALL THESE RETARDS ON THE REST OF THE WORLD.

[@benjaminantone9962]

the woman thats calling other women “menstruators” should really be calling them “Womanstruators”

[@TheDesertSpear]

Lol so true

[@cinssan3596]

😂

[@darrinwatts3419]

Call them menstruaters to be inclusive for the trans people but need to call them womanstraters because it can't be about men but that makes it non inclusive again. That's the kind of circular logic puzzle that they used in old sci fi movies to destroy evil computers. You just might be on to something here.🤔

[@brianjorgensen8947]

Personstruators, can't be using men or women. ;-)

[@megamus3]

You mean calling" zem" surely.

[@xcal_99_industries32]

“French food is racist” True, the French always wave the white flag.

[@rdcrabbs]

But French people can't eat anything else because that would be cultural appropriation!

[@mikeroggers4420]

Haha took 2 weeks for nazis to control the entire country lol.

[@gregcadman7779]

🤣

[@Lena-fy7uc]

@@mikeroggers4420 excuse me ? Okay. French here to bring some truth Juice. Our ruler showed the white flag. Except that the said ruler was an old man that already fought WW1, so not really the best to manage a country, furthermore a country at war. However, ever heard of the resistance? The ruler of France surrend, but the people fought. And a country is not represented by the ruler but by the people.

[@JesusProtects]

That's xenophobirrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!! Hahahaha. Seriously, I'm from Spain, and if people want to imagine me as the topical Spaniard running away from bulls and partying all the time I'm fine with it even if that doesn't describe me even a little bit. Is all in good fun. It would be different if someone starts insulting me personally and inciting violence against me for being Spanish, now that would be a problem. Still, is not a crime to say "I hate x thing/person/country/culture...", Is not nice, don't get me wrong, but is not a crime as far as I know. And let's be honest, sometimes there are things that deserve certain levels of hate. I hate warmongers, I hate corrupt politicians, I hate incompetence in places of authority, I hate the actual mistreatment of the less fortunate, I hate violence for the sake of violence, I hate pedophiles, I hate people who actually abuse their power to brake the law and get away with it, etc. But still, fighting evil with more evil like sjws do will never solve anything, for example; organizing a topless parade in support of rape victims, or inciting a riot and burn a good portion of a city because one or two or a handful of policemen may or may not have committed a crime.

[@CS-rk9bf]

Calling everything racist is like crying wolf.

[@mtlbstrd]

When EVERYTHING is raycist, NOTHING is raycist…

[@deadcatbounce3124]

Actual racism is so rare in the US that blacks have to fabricate racist events.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@mtlbstrd Why do you spell racist with a 'Y'??

[@comradeeverclear4063]

Its not LIKE crying wolf, it IS crying wolf.

[@comradeeverclear4063]

@@Dirtbag-Hyena for the memes

[@dufusbrigade]

"Flying the American flag is racist." Looks at every Federal and State building required to fly said flag and Cuban and Hong Kong protesters. What????

[@cathychilders5109]

I would take all of people from Hong Kong and Cuba bring them here and ship all the people here that think everything is racist to those countries. Just do a big swap out.

[@Sal77]

Dude, in England, where I'm from, it's been racist to fly the St Georges cross for years. They fear it will offend Muslims because of the crusades. Despite the fact, the Muslims invaded Europe long before the crusades even started. It sucks balls big time and I hate that the Stars and Stripes is now in that boat.

[@wornsey50221601]

Rrrrrrracist, lol

[@champ1159]

@@Sal77 it'll pass, when things get bad people are going to have to listen to common sense

[@Sal77]

@@champ1159 I hope so mate. The whole of Western Society needs to unite against this shit. We united before to beat the Nazi's now it's time to beat the Enemy within. Much love to you bro, keep up the good fight!!!

[@peterhessedal8539]

I wonder how the passengers on my charter jet would feel if I told that I didn't think it was important to get the correct answer in computing the landing distances, fuel usages, etc because I didn't want to pay homage to "the racist math"

[@forthealliance439]

One giant twilight zone episode. That's what this feels like.

[@amannamedsquid313]

I wonder if the Roman Empire was like this right before it collapsed.

[@hurricanesteve65]

More like Nazi Germany before World War II

[@ninjawizard3865]

@@hurricanesteve65 careful mate.

[@hurricanesteve65]

@@ninjawizard3865 careful of what exactly ?

[@Varus78]

33 germany = chaos everywhere and it looked like the commies will take over everything soon.

[@desilanni2]

The Roman Empire fell because the Romans became politically correct. So they opened up their borders and (shock of shocks) the rid rat, the diseased, the whacks and the illiterate flooded in and stood in line for their handouts. The Romans were too busy having sex and didn't notice until they didn't have any money left to buy pasta from the puttana (prostitutes) on the road to Rome. The prostitutes became the ruling class because they became wealthy. Survival of the fittest.

[@kennethlane7645]

I won't be with a Trans-woman because I'm straight. God it feels like I shouldn't have to explain that.

[@SR-wz2iv]

You shouldn't have to say "Trans woman". Wtf is that? Just say MAN. If we use their terms they gain legitimacy.

[@randominternetguy3537]

What about a trans man?

[@johnmckay9120]

@@SR-wz2iv "theres no chicks with dicks, its only dudes with tits"

[@z3r0714]

@@johnmckay9120 ayyy 😆

[@manoman0]

Are you mansplaining?!

[@Rightwinger1982]

Never argue with stupid people They will drag you down to their level And beat you with experience - Mark Twain

[@wallyman292]

I feel like crap. I just can't seem to shake the fact that I'm happy my wife doesn't have a tallywacker between her legs. Please don't tell anyone! I'm so ashamed.

[@Rozsomakk1]

I totally understand! I'm a very well-mannered, conservative, straight guy too! And my biggest sin is that even white! I'm sure I'm going to hell! (Maybe not - because, I'm an agnostic "pagan" ...)

[@wallyman292]

@@Rozsomakk1 Atheist here. So I guess we're both safe! ;)

[@okenwaayomikun]

The way people pick out any thing and ask if they are racist is getting stupid.

[@Joshua-ev9uw]

It's gotten way past stupid however- you- say- your- star-wars-sounding-name-person. It's so dumb it would fail a survey.

[@Red4350]

@@Joshua-ev9uw I think its an African name lol Maybe Nigerian.

[@oORiseAboveOo]

It’s gone way past stupid and is now at the point of psychotic.

[@somethinsomethin7243]

There is a comedian that did a skit on this with like a litteraly grab bag. Kinda like words with friends. I think it might have been Brent Pella.

[@skyangel6336]

Should any society ever exalt mental illness gone mad as the most sane option? I don't know what else to call it but that!

[@aesiddoway]

“Hey, buddy, let’s change that dirty diaper before you get a diaper rash.” My 18 month old who only knows one word: “NO!” “Understandable. Have a nice day.”

[@glennross85]

Soon you will have to ask permission before stopping them running on the road.

[@RedHeadKevin]

"My daddy changed my diaper without my consent. Officer, take him away."

[@Misssydney]

The people that say that crap are old spinsters with no children. Bitter at the world because they treat their dog like it’s an actual baby. I mean I should’ve known that they don’t care about babies and hygiene. These people use abortion as birth control and don’t take showers…

[@m_d1905]

@Puddin Tain You haven't seen that video yet? You are indeed to ask a newborn's consent for diaper changes, touching for a bath etc. It's insane.

[@garyschwabel6053]

There was once a time not long ago where you could teach a child something like don't touch the stove it's hot now .That is a thing of the past

[@antonbruce1241]

The lady complaining about how she's upset about everything? If you hate this country - unlike most nations - you're allowed to leave. I suggest you do.

[@HistoryBuff1973]

Exactly...but where can she go where she'll be validated...get welfare...complain. And just remember that once the Nation they hate so much collapses or fractures, they're sure gonna miss the Nation that gave so much to the World.

[@陈李强-g7j]

I used to say this as a joke, but it really doesn’t make any sense why they wouldn’t move to Europe.

[@Betrayedbyreason]

@@HistoryBuff1973 it’s sad to see that people can’t see that they are using their freedoms to try to remove their freedoms…idiots.

[@SamtheBravesFan]

And then she'd be whining about how she can't afford to move and kvetch about how certain people can't afford to move.

[@swampcritterisbackbaby1740]

They are too weak to live without the people they hate.

[@mynala110]

“I give us 10 more years tops.” 🤣

[@feck2594]

Sadly I agree but even 10 years might be wishful thinking unfortunately.

[@richelleg225]

DCF/CPS- "Why didn't you ever change the baby's diaper?" "They didn't give me concent!" I don't think that conversation would work out very well....🤔

[@griff3683]

I love how those who "Identify" as something they are not and then demand we all be inclusive. We were but you decided to do something to separate yourself...Not our problem.

[@wilsybhoy]

Anyone can be wtf they want to be that’s fine. Just don’t expect me to go along with the charade.

[@what8400]

I’ve been an attack helicopter for several years now, please be respectful.

[@chrishastie1849]

They can be whatever the fuck they want but I like most other people will see them as a shit show

[@sledawgpilot]

@@wilsybhoy thank you! exactly what I’ve been thinking. Not participating in your psychosis

[@spudsdavenport]

Refuse to play along with their delusion and mental illness.

[@colormedubious4747]

This just in: "Asking if Something Might Be Racist is Racist"

[@salintium]

accusing someone of being racist is racist unless it is true.

[@ChirpyMike]

Super duper, double secret racism.

[@spikespa5208]

@@salintium And who decides that? Everything, in their tortured "reasoning", is racist.

[@alwinknowles7219]

Yes , the saying " how much can a woodchuck chuck" has been replaced with " how many things can a racist say is racist ".

[@markkoeppel7932]

Less than 10 years Also, we need to put the books in winery's

[@TheOldGord]

That girl that dreams she would be lying on the beach eating mangos hasn’t obviously ever been to the Philippines 😄

[@commonsence8223]

Literally nothing stopping her from moving there. Not sure why she doesn't. Make better life choices, dolt.

[@bradleysmith9431]

I know right!! She obviously has never read a history book about the philippines either. I wonder if she knows that the government, today, throws people from helicopters who break the law, like drugs (marijuana)

[@commonsence8223]

@@bradleysmith9431 I'm getting sick of people complaining they are broke, but have a 1000 dollar phone, eat fast food every meal, have tattoos of garbage all over, and buy tons of Chinese made crap online.

[@chriswiddajonathan8941]

middle class here aint the same kinda middle over there also, all id say to her is: so, youre telling me that while living in the no. 1 richest economy in the world in 2020, you cant AFFORD to fuckin buy a mango, or any other tropical fruit for that matter, and just go to a lake there in the state? sucks to be in a landlocked state, but thats on you.

[@lewismorris5931]

She just doesn’t realize that that mango on the beach is probably all she would get that day!

[@tallpaul8880]

It’s really easy to identify racists and racism. The first person to bring up race is racist. Without fail. Pay attention, once you realize this it becomes glaringly obvious. I identify as American and encourage every American to do the same! ✌🏻🇺🇸

[@AriceptIforgot]

Imagine writing on the receipt "sorry I don't tip black people because it's racist" and how confused they would be when they picked it up lol.

[@danielbennett4867]

This is the way!

[@danielbellows8768]

"Did you cringe today?" Many times, many times. I could spend hours going over all that you pointed out, but simply put, if somebody doesn't like the USA, they are free to leave. In fact I'll help them pack!

[@macportner6501]

I'm tired of this whole "f capitalism" thing. I'm 18 years old, and have made upwards of 200 dollars in tips from delivering pizzas. Yes, I have to work hard sometimes, I have to sacrifice about 7 hours a day, and I have to put myself outside of my comfort zone sometimes, but I get rewarded in the end. I love capitalism

[@AJthe13th]

Let’s frickin go bro, I am pretty much in the same boat. I Get out there for my lunch work shift for Jimmy John’s, I deliver for 5 hours, work hard, smile and be nice to others, and at the end of the day, I pocket a clean $85 or so, while I’m in college. It’s awesome and I love capitalism too. Working hard and making money isn’t discriminatory, it’s a great thing, and something that we’re just called to do as members of society

[@CakeProDuckShins]

These morons don't realize without capitalism there would be no Black millionaires.

[@carlbutler3362]

@@AJthe13th And it's CASH...boo yeah!!

[@davep3728]

Good for you, learn how to work hard and you'll always be able to rely on yourself. Those who don't learn to blame others for their problems. When you know what a dollar is worth in terms of sweat, you make better decisions with your dollars.

[@josim5290]

Bravo!🇺🇸

[@highcaliburx3751]

“On today’s episode of “Everything is Racist!” Someone should actually make this a show. Make it an ironic parody.

[@chaos.corner]

Everything you're seeing today *was* a parody 10-20 years ago.

[@computerbiscuit]

It is self-destructive for any society to create a situation where a baby who is born into the world today automatically has pre-existing grievances against another baby born at the same time, because of what their ancestors did centuries ago. ~Thomas Sowell

[@rodritchison1995]

SNL could do it justice.....if they wanted to get back into comedy.

[@mossadon]

@@rodritchison1995 That was the reply i was looking for. 20 years ago it WOULD have been an SNL skit.

[@allenjackson2846]

They said Rock'n Roll is racist, even though a black man called Little Richard was the first guy to sing Rock music, and another black man called Chuck Berry got popular across the nation for singing it at the same time Elvis Presley burst onto the scene

[@kimswanson2950]

Actually, rock music can be traced back to slaves, I'm not kidding. I learned that watching history shows about rock and roll. It still isnt fing racist tho...

[@chamonix2602]

I know that Berry was exploited, and that a lot of songs written and sung by black people were "whited up". But I don't know if rock was ever racist.

[@seandupuis7376]

Jimi Hendrix

[@heatherphillips5983]

@@seandupuis7376 He was the last great Rock star that was black. The only ones there are now, are independent. Because major record labels, don't like black rock bands, because they are to white.

[@seandupuis7376]

@@heatherphillips5983 Living Color had a chance. Of course, a black owned tv show destroyed them for having a similar name & for the sin of playing "White People Music"

[@screwybruce]

Wait. If Jogging is racist than that Aubrey dude that was shot had to be running from the law as he couldn't have been out jogging!

[@michaelestis6685]

"Neo-pronouns? What are those?" "Oh, just some shit I made up to further project my dying need for constant attention and validation."

[@jstrange6009]

Exactly!!! That's why they just have to make tiktoks to show us how "special" and "different" they are.

[@dcisme5594]

b-b-based

[@steveukable]

I used to laugh when people said "cell phones fry your brains".......how little I knew.....

[@liberothinker1835]

🤣😂🤣😂🥲

[@mitchellhughes6397]

"Anything can be a pronoun, really." But yet the same ones went after Gina Carano over beep/bop/boop 🤔😕🙄

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Gina's a legend.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

The worst thing a person with a delusion can hear is that he is delusional.

[@mattnara4917]

What she did was way ahead of the times and she started that movement 😂 sadly they canceled her because they were pronounphobic 🤣 😂

[@adamlister3715]

I'm just going to start using pronouns like "It, Its, Itself" for everyone now. Seems to cover all the bases.

[@AndrewFosterSheff69]

Fentanyl Floyd's altar was stuck by lightening! Hallelujah!

[@alien_mami5889]

Holy crap, that Babylon Bee article about running out of things to call racist is coming to life.

[@chileshems88]

Tyler: "If you cringed at even one of these, it shows your brain works." Me who cringed at all of them: "Oh, yeah. This is big brain time."

[@slimpickins09er87]

Maybe I just don't care what these idiots have to say and to cringe would mean I still had expectations for these people.

[@seanludolph]

Lol I'm in the same boat as you.

[@skeletizer]

I dont cringe, I just get fucking pissed that we allow them to be this dumb and cant fix it

[@sarcasticdragon6759]

@@skeletizer same here,the one about the flag pissed me off so badly…people r so sensitive and just plain sad

[@yeahyeahduderooski]

“Let’s jail people for using the wrong pronouns” ...pronouns are customizable and can change any second.

[@kleekboop]

This is true. In jail you're called inmate

[@trururum]

my pronouns are zimzamzumplublahwulahulabumbahem and zimzamzumplublahwulahulabumbahey dont you dare to mispronounce me ! It has its own set of grammar rules

[@timeout8928]

Has anyone ever watched Roots backwards? What a movie.

[@peted2770]

"Jogging Has Always Excluded Black People", someone want to give David Goggins a call and let him know.

[@chriscangelosi9438]

But I can't go jogging because I have to call people and ask if I can go jogging and none one has called me up because they are racist!

[@karlt3026]

Haha 😂

[@ogfoundation]

David Goggins doesn't jog. David Goggins runs! ;)

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

David "Joggins" Goggins

[@williamensor4203]

He’s actually a machine programmed by the racist military 🤣

[@girlwriteswhat]

"Dogs are racist." That was a King of the Hill episode. Everyone thought the dog was picking up racism from Hank when it bit the black guy from the gas company. The episode included Peggy taking an implicit bias test online, after which she proudly announced that she scored "strongly prefers the company of black people", which meant she was not racist. In the end, it emerged that Hank just hated not being able to fix his own gas line and resented repairmen in general. Just FYI, though. Dogs are unabashedly sexist. Male dogs (in general) prefer women and vice versa. The fucking cisheteronormative bigots.

[@teekey1754]

Brian from "Family Guy" - racist.

[@gluedmynuts]

Racist

[@californiapoontappa]

Laaaaaddy biRd

[@californiapoontappa]

@@LazyBoss254 or maybe has a good memory I haven't seen king of the hill in a while but I remembered this as well as other hilarious shit from that gem of a program

[@satanofficial3902]

Doggies need a modesty flap hung over the back of their tails. Have they no sense of shame and embarrassment? That doggies blatantly show off their posterior excretion orifice is just plain disgusting!

[@joelbudz6649]

at this point, being a bigot doesnt really seem like a bad thing

[@MegaSockenschuss]

Nah, I bet you couldn't watch yourself in the mirror anymore.

[@blackishpariah]

It's a made up term anyway

[@1950Grendel]

@@blackishpariah Totally meaningless anymore.

[@1950Grendel]

@@MegaSockenschuss According to these people, racist, homophobe, sexist, and proud of all of it. Their opinions are less than meaningless to me.

[@joelbudz6649]

@ when u call everyone a bigot for just doing something you don't like, the meaning of the term begins to fade. That is the point I am trying to make

[@frankierzucekjr]

When you watched that one broad and said "I give us another 10 years tops" lmao I'm still laughing, because I was thinking the same thing

[@randyruggles342]

Suggested slogan for the George Floyd lingerie: "It'll take your breath away." (What? Too soon?)

[@donf3877]

Nope... that's perfect!!!

[@patmcgr8428]

Both usually involve someone laying face down at the end too......sorry

[@mazeppa1231]

Haha!! Nice.

[@Eldest854]

Well Floyd has been over a year sober now!

[@desireconners7376]

😂🤣

[@ancestralpolitics7433]

"If it wasn't for America, I could be on a beach on the Phillipines eating a mango right now" More than likely, you would still be a slave, as most of the slaves that came to America were slaves in their old country too. And while America wasn't the first to abolish slavery, the early to mid-1800s saw a lot of the western world abolish slavery including America, sparking other non-western countries to do the same. But, let's ignore those parts because capitalism and America bad.

[@thelostmutant4143]

I met people in Saudi Arabia who were from the Philippines….I don’t think they were free to come and go as they pleased.

[@leonedralev3776]

It's actually her parents fault why she is in America. They are the ones who migrated there. Frankly I blame her parents for raising her to be like that.

[@suziecreamcheese211]

America was the first to abolish slavery-in total. Europe abolished slavery but the rich mill owners still got cheap cotton from the U.S. until the end of the civil war.

[@Suisfonia]

@@suziecreamcheese211 True but keep in mind slavery does still exist in part here in the US. It's known as the Democratic Party.

[@brittongodman7769]

If it wasn't for America, I could be on a beach right now, eating my one meal for the day, a Mango. After that, I would be put back to work doing slave labor under the watchful eye of my Japanese Military guards, while they demand that I speak only Japanese, and that I rat out those that are planning to escape the work camp and flee to the mountains............

[@philipperostin]

Well for sure, she could be in the Philippines on a beach eating a papaya, with a 20 $ a month salary, making extras with tourists for 5 $, not being sure her internet connection will last more than 10 minutes, that is, of course, if she got electricity !!!!! I really love people who never travelled further than their block !

[@deplorableed4940]

Internet service really wouldn't matter, or electricity, because she wouldn't be able to afford a cell phone or a laptop

[@robertreggione7427]

If it weren’t for the U.S she would be giving her little diatribe In Japanese. Maybe her family wouldn’t have made it through and she would not exist. What an ignorant woman child 👶

[@pianoboylaker6560]

Yeah, and those that can't see further than their phone stuck in their face.

[@Halozocker104]

These people always mention experts and statistics and studys but how come they never link to ANYTHING?

[@SM69]

2010: Assuming all asians are good at math is racist. Today: Asians are racist because they are good at math.

[@Joshua-ev9uw]

Wow. Did you come up with that yourself? I haven't watched the video yet, but that's golden. That's exactly what they're doing. I'm not being sarcastic at all. Like this is spot on and it will be stolen

[@dannykrise9721]

Stealing this

[@xersys]

Today: math is racist.

[@mrj8214]

I agree. I am Asian American. I suck at math 😂.

[@alwinknowles7219]

@@mrj8214 Oh ? That makes you a minority , pick up your victim card , you may now say anything about anything and no one can say your wrong. Unless of course they are racist . Stay safe , be happy. Don't let the bs get you down .

[@mishmelt1850]

One quote..."Divide and Conquer" That's their goal

[@rdcrabbs]

Conquering by force had very mixed results for Communism in the 20th century. Cultural subterfuge, though? How do you fight it?

[@12Prophet]

Napoleon also said that religion is the only thing that prevents the poor from killing the rich. Funny how quick the commie and socialist rot slithered out the second the dominant religion fell against the ropes. But... a new renaissance is on it's way. Chaos is just a pimple, it's temporary and always fades away in time. And the chaos of today will go it's natural path.

[@desilanni2]

It won't work. There will be a new Tea Party but it will be called the wine party.

[@gabequinn9796]

"Rock music is built on racism" Yea, because Chuck Berry and Jimi Hendrix never became household names, right?

[@dennisst.pierre210]

Wake up! Rock was based on black music going back to late 1800’s into early 1900’s . Please!!!

[@robofisk7625]

Sammy Davis Jr, Robert Johnson, Little Richard, Son House, Prince, Fats, Stevie Wonder "black" Michael Jackson....I could go on forever

[@mtlbstrd]

@@dennisst.pierre210 sah-wing and a miss…besides, just because what would eventually come to be known as “rock music” was based on “black music”, that in and of itself, does not make it raycist. Especially when rock musicians in the first couple of decades were clear about their influences.

[@ryanthomas2374]

I was just listening to some chuck berry and BB king the other day. Those guys could jam! oh ya and its racist.

[@JustMe-gn6yf]

@@robofisk7625 living colour all black band

[@frankierzucekjr]

I'm sitting next to my buddy and he listened to a few of these and said "this can't be real, what are you watching" so I showed him and seen that REAL NEWS MEDIA, POLITICIANS, AND CELEBRITIES WERE REALLY SAYING THESE. To be honest they are hard to believe, this blows my fkn mind bro. Great work, thanks for the laughs

[@alaninnh]

"Divide and Conquer" has long been a mantra, and I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said, "A house divided cannot stand." Of course I'm getting into history there and that's racist.

[@johnchestnut5340]

You are actually getting into Bible territory. That's worse than racist. Abraham Lincoln took that reference from the Bible.

[@katemiller6567]

Missing the days when we were told to treat others as we would like to be treated. Thanks, God bless.

[@markevans8977]

I don't think people are taught that anymore. I was and it made perfect sense.

[@adararelgnel2695]

Actually, people want to be treated as if they are victims and they are treating others as if they are victims too

[@fracturedraptor7846]

Imagine taking a still from a movie where a character was in a chimney ... and came out with soot on their face .... and saying it's black face. They're getting desperate now. Nobody cares about the garbage they're trying to peddle and they're panicking.

[@1rkckruse]

I actually cried watching this video, wtf is wrong with people? Thank you for bringing these idiots to light!

[@maryharvey6909]

About the trans women who wants a date with cis men: “sexual preference” is now a triggering and outdated term because your orientation is not a preference. According to LGBTQ plus, you were born the way you were born. And attracted to who you are attracted to. It’s not a choice, not a preference. So why do you push straight men to try something they’re not attracted to? That’s very triggering because that is not their preference.

[@ashokafulcrum4795]

*sniffs* B-b-but only w-w-we can do that,... You transphobe,....

[@greglambert998]

What the hell is a “cis” man?……………Does that mean straight?….if it does then what’s wrong with “straight” or normal?

[@hangemhigh3578]

@@greglambert998 I don't bother to figure it out, I just point and laugh.

[@nicoletteralfe733]

@@greglambert998 or just ‘man’?

[@nicoletteralfe733]

Is the trans woman actually a gay man??

[@Lane8492]

This wokeness is getting out of hand by the day.

[@chrisandkatiebrooke3498]

Astronaut behind you: always was

[@jesse4550]

I love how the trans community is now saying you can chose who you are attracted to.

[@MLeoM]

Just watched only 1 video of you and this is the second one, and I have to say,,, brother! You parents must be proud of you! Rightfully! Good job on your channel, subscribed. 💪♥️

[@rogerhack3750]

"I'm not celebrating 4th of july anymore". Great, i see we have another permanent volunteer for working on the 4th. Assuming they do work, right?

[@Stefan_Doz]

Highly unlikely

[@dbbrbc]

And when they complain about Christmas, same thing!

[@actualideas8078]

Fuck Christmas.

[@davidkreutzer4778]

Oh they want the paid day off still , just not the holiday . I really wish these people would just go where it's better , i hate it when people have to wake up every day where they're so unhappy . I'd suggest So. Africa for the young lady

[@kaikart123]

@@actualideas8078 Subhanallah, brother

[@anotherconservativecomment8100]

If nothin else woke people give some pretty good comedy

[@rarelycold6618]

I'd be able to laugh if the woke didn't also vote

[@Gman44324]

@REEF daaamn. Mic drop

[@cindystafford2011]

You got that right

[@miamiconservativecuban1021]

Agreed

[@ryanhanchett3708]

@Rip Reed they can mobilize their asses right over to any one of a half dozen or so communist countries, though I really doubt they'll be welcome.

[@ResidentWiseacre]

Here’s an idea: How’s about y’all tell us what ISN’T racist. Much shorter list. Save ya some time.

[@kerim.peardon5551]

Of course it's a short list. It's blank.

[@therustedshank9995]

dude thats really racist you should be ashamed

[@jordangann7438]

@@therustedshank9995 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 😂

[@bastis3439]

Stop whitesplaining, that's racist 😂😂😂

[@diogeneskoolaid8437]

@@kerim.peardon5551 wait is that blank piece of paper or notepad screen white????......

[@flyingcatbox1822]

I still don’t get why pronouns other than “you” or “I”, unless you’re talking about someone, who is not there, matters. Are you really going to have a conversation, talking about someone with one of a myriad of pronouns, using the ‘preferred pronouns’? “Zee has a new hair color. It’s the rainbow! Have you seen zir?” But a noble cause. Much like storming the beaches of Normandy.

[@rdcrabbs]

Yeah...that's a good point. The person who you'd be referring to usually won't even be present in a conversation where you use their pronouns...

[@Darkless4X]

God Almighty, all this "self-hatred" sure is becoming a pandemic!

[@darrellgoodman9585]

BINGO nailed it.

[@MizTameRumors]

I love that the girl having a conversation about her stupid custom pronouns, is talking to herself. Because no one else cares.

[@Kernom]

Imagine telling her "my "neopronouns" are master and lord." Wonder if she would respect them.

[@leroysanchino]

True

[@wilfreddv]

It sounded like something a kid would think off and think he has had this huge revelation. Thwn proceeds to stuff dirt in his mouth.

[@nathanhale7444]

It could have at least gotten one of her friends to play the other person. Or maybe she has no friends because she's insane

[@gigakuma]

Seen that clip too many times in these vids and this time I was thinking just send the meteorite now and land on her first 😂😂😂

[@zozopanda2554]

"Try not to lose faith in humanity challenge."

[@TheMightyape]

Lost this challenge long time ago :(

[@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev]

Kill me, kill me now, now!

[@SirRGNB-EGT-]

ah there is nothing better to watch in the morning... you start the day and you can immeadiatly loose hope for this planet

[@12caveman12]

I'm so glad creepy Joe is uniting the country. I could not imagine where we would be without 'ol sleepy Joe!

[@kapoof5279]

After watching this I realized... I'm hungry. I'm going to go make a PB&J, then maybe lift some weights. Depending on how I feel after that I might go for a short jog with my dog and greet the people I pass using the pronouns I assume they go by. If I'm feeling up to it, maybe I'll get some of my math homework out of the way, being sure that I gat the correct answers only. After I eat lunch, workout, jog and do math homework I might head over to the bar, have an exotic glass of wine and tip the bartender handsomely. As the evening draws to an end, I'll drive home listening to some rowdy rock music whilst waving my American Flag out the window. Once I get home I'll read some of the books I got from my local library and watch Toy Story 4 for the fifth time. As I fall asleep, I might think about booking a trip to France so I can experience their unique variety of food. Of course, I will send private messages to my family to keep them up to date on my adventure. Then maybe I'll try veganism for a while.

[@communiststatesofus8293]

And then you will woke up in wokenati hell.

[@cairsahrstjoseph996]

Sounds like a plan.

[@SquirtAngle]

Use some exotic peanut butter

[@InsaneDynamics]

Goes into Convulsions - SJW's

[@jennifer9047]

**quickly sends Facebook Scrabble request**

[@BELCAN57]

When everything is "racist" NOTHING is "racist". I no longer GAS!

[@deanmccrorie3461]

ITs so ontologically true. IF everything was X, then X ceases to exist. If everything was tall, there would be nothing short to compare.

[@francis7140]

10 years seems like a long shot, I'd say 5 is more realistic

[@LatimusChadimus]

Tipping wasn't racist, not getting paid was racist. Tipping gave the freed a chance to save silver and paper and pay bills

[@johndenver5029]

I only can save copper. I'm working on stepping up my game tho

[@commieslapper3718]

F tipping. Restaurants need to pay their employees.

[@clamchowder622]

you're preaching to the choir

[@werenotfree4841]

@@commieslapper3718 where do you think they're going to get that money from? 😀😆😂😂😂

[@commieslapper3718]

@@werenotfree4841 they will have to charge more for food which is better than giving it to some thot that's not even stripping

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

"Rock music is racist" Oh yeah, because one of the most revered guitarists of all time- Jimi Hendrix- was totally white.

[@HistoryBuff1973]

Don't forget Santana... Who as Paul McCartney, Jimmy Page, and Tom Petty all said was "talented beyond comprehension" ...But as you said..LOL

[@charlottesometimes6977]

🇺🇸🤟🏿🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏼🤟🏻🇺🇸

[@陈李强-g7j]

Don’t forget Chuck Berry and every single blues musician for way back when. They were all racists.

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

@@HistoryBuff1973 lol, tOtAlLy RaCiSt

[@goldenhate6649]

Korn, Sevendust, shoot, even Iced Tea started up a rock band

[@lorirussell6679]

I figure if people aren't including themselves in activities such as jogging, hiking, or even tasting wine, it's because they don't want to. No one is telling anyone they cannot do these things!

[@KendallPhillips89]

Why can't I do "digital black face" if I identify as a angry black woman? Hypocrites.

[@captainobvious2380]

So this whole video is about people saying other people are racist when they are actually the racist. Also, people that are mentally ill trying to say we need to get on the same page as them being mentally ill?

[@HerculesBallsInc]

There's a story about a kingdom cursed by a witch so that everyone in the kingdom went mad and thought their good king was the worst possible person because he didn't think and act exactly like they did. Being a servant of his people, the king then had himself cursed and then they all lived in harmony again as complete lunatics.

[@darkspy666]

I truly feel sorry for the sane people of America having to put up with this insanity.

[@kj7792]

I love the Twilight Zone. Never imagined living in it though 😒

[@DaRealKing303]

Thanks

[@jamesodell9382]

Thank you; I pray for my grandkids every day.

[@amyfairbanks153]

I think the correct question should have been, “Did you stop cringing at any point during this video?” The answer was no. I didn’t stop cringing. At. All.

[@JadeFenix]

It was a struggle to finish the episode.

[@thescribe4742]

Likewise... I think I lost like half my freaking brain mass

[@azjaguar5892]

"Trying to get you to see you're being transphobic is impossible." That is easy to explain away In two words "Holy Bible" Enough said I have explained it easily.

[@desilanni2]

The Left still has it's panties in a twist, because Trump stopped the Military from doing sex reassignment surgery. Something Obama thought was a right. That's why they hate him and call him homophobic. People were joining the military just to get all this surgery for free. Then they had to recover which meant they were worthless for fighting our enemies in a war.

[@chasedennis4483]

They think that being transphobic means you hate trans people. It actually means you're afraid of them. They don't know what words mean.

[@michaellittlefield6906]

I'm not trans phobic, I'm just not into crazy people...

[@CSFlock]

I tip everyone, never realized I was such a horrible person!😢

[@bagualizadorbagual9792]

I'm calling the police, buddy.

[@renesta]

If I get great service I tip the amount of my bill, no matter the color of the waiter. I'm absolutely horrible!

[@richardmatthews1358]

please stop right now get your life on track lol

[@ArcticReaper1986]

HOW DARE YOU!!! "in greta thunberg face"

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

That article was funny to me because a few years back I saw a post from a waitress on Facebook about people who didn't tip enough apparently, so these weirdos can't make up their minds about what they want lol.

[@donniev8181]

We just witnessed 15 minutes of insanity coming from people who would of been institutionalized had this been 100yrs ago. Personal responsibility needs to make a comeback in today's society.

[@farba7713]

Can we possibly go back to those times 🤷‍♂️ let’s start again and SAVE AMERICA LOL

[@donniev8181]

@@farba7713 on tap lobotomies!

[@farba7713]

@@donniev8181 🤣 perfect!!!! I’ll take that for them too!!!!

[@marciawhite692]

Bring back the institutions

[@SamtheBravesFan]

And it won't, and you'll just be posting the same thing over and over and over.

[@CiaofCleburne]

I can just about imagine the response I would get in my town if I asked everyone what their preferred pronoun is. 🙄

[@CiaofCleburne]

@Count Froderic yes!

[@kimberlydiaz4234]

We need to just start saying, 'NO!' when they do and say something stupid. They're acting like toddlers throwing tantrums. The worst thing you can do is give in to a tantrum, so we need to say no, ground them and make them do chores. They obviously have way too much free time on their hands.

[@TemplarsatAcre]

And i agree with you.

[@topbaker4651]

Take away the tv, phone, tablet, computer, make them delete their social media accounts. Then..give them a shitload of chores or better yet, make them walk their sorry ass 3 miles to the local McDonald's to work. I can't believe how entitled these brainwashed kids have become.

[@kimberlydiaz4234]

@@topbaker4651 I know, right? They tweet that capitalism is bad on their 1000.00 phone that they keep in their 300.00 handbag. When you work for nothing, you value nothing.

[@kimberlydiaz4234]

@Puddin Tain I agree. When my child was small, though I'd make sure I had control over the situation, I'd allow her to experience the natural negative consequences to negative behavior. When I simply stopped her and told her no no, she saw me as the obstacle to what she wanted instead of the reason she shouldn't pursue whatever it was.

[@kimberlydiaz4234]

@Puddin Tain I always told my child that she will have many friends, but she will only have one mother. I love her with my life, and we've always had fun together, but I am NOT her friend. For me to take on the role of friend in her life is for me to willingly fail her as her mother.

[@veteranredbeard6222]

The mainstream media is dying and we need to let it. Not only should we support alt media and tech, but also speak up ourselves. I made a channel on here and encourage others to do so. Let your voice be heard!

[@kj7792]

You just added yourself a sub bro 🤗🎇🎆🎉

[@mrj8214]

I agree.

[@bigkev19]

I'm glad that people have therr own neopronouns. My neopronoun is "I'm a proud white man". And it's not racist it's my NEOPRONOUN. I'm white and proud to be white just like your allowed to be proud of any colour you are.

[@suziecreamcheese211]

I’m translexic, I can’t be compelled to use words I don’t want to use. If I’m forced to, I have to go immediately to my safe place and it only gets uglier from there.

[@skyedebbie]

@@suziecreamcheese211 Oh My God. You made me spit coffee then cough. I’m going to borrow this. Thanks.

[@drummer4hire12]

@@suziecreamcheese211 Suzie.....oh Suzie......what's gotten into you, Honey???

[@7divad37]

@@suziecreamcheese211 That should be on a T- shirt.

[@ContraMundum-c5f]

🤣 this is the best thing I've read all day!

[@ScottRichards10]

By far your funniest episode I've watched yet, so I had to subscribe after this. I can tell you that it's not much better over here in the UK either. Keep up the great work laughing at and calling these idiots out!

[@matthewgloberman3682]

I’m convinced there is a meeting room somewhere with a committee sitting around making up all these ridiculous ideas and headlines just laughing their asses off.

[@brutalcrusadermaulgracies4246]

Yep It's called China

[@VintageCardinal]

This is what happens when everyone gets a participation trophy instead of a spanking

[@Ranger_Steve]

“I’m still not free” says the black woman in congress as a representative of Missouri come on bro walk the hell up

[@EN-qh6ss]

With a net worth of over a million dollars.

[@mickyr171]

Fun fact: Republicans elected their first African American to the senate in 1870, 5 years after the emancipation proclamation, Democrats didnt get their first til 1993!, 123 years later, let that sink in lol

[@rdcrabbs]

Tyler, I've seen a lot of your videos and this one hit the mark every. single. time. It's amazing to see how this SJW garbage has crept into our everyday lives. Thanks for pointing out the hypocrisy and the danger this groupthink does indeed pose. Keep up the good work!