January Blues Breakdown GONE WRONG [IN THE GROTTO][HUNDREDS ARE DEAD][SHE SHITS HER PANTS] Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@MandrakeHorse5 жыл бұрын
In case anyone's wondering what Jerma's final result was, it took him 4 hours and 18 minutes to clean Santa's Workshop with a rating of 95%
@Xenephos5 жыл бұрын
Aquasharkyboy Damn. As an experienced VCD player I can't help but be completely unsurprised by that. This game is unforgiving... And then this is also Jerma we're talking about.
@God-sx4fv5 жыл бұрын
@@Xenephos 😂 it took him about an hour trying to stack chairs to clean the ceiling
@Xenephos5 жыл бұрын
God - I once stacked 10 stools on top of each other for an achievement and it took me less time, and I still needed to build those makeshift stairs lol. At least Jerma wasn't trying for achievements because that'd end in nightmares.
@FrahdChikun5 жыл бұрын
For a first time player, that's actually impressive. Sure, it took a long time, but was worth it. He should try the other maps!
@Xenephos5 жыл бұрын
Frahd Chikun - Absolutely! Although the game isn't that hard if you go at it with a little logic (don't put buckets in thin hallways, etc). The dynamite is the only thing I wouldn't see people figuring out right away. There's a lot of fun Easter Eggs in the other levels that I'm sure he'd get a kick out of though lol
@ruuddomolleman5 жыл бұрын
I couldnt think of a person less suited for this game.
@aBlackMage5 жыл бұрын
I'm 5 minutes in and he's already the most inept player I've ever seen. To think that this man beat Dark Souls III on stream.
@TheZaadofAnatolia5 жыл бұрын
He played this again on a different level last night and got a 99%.
@Gumper305 жыл бұрын
he did pretty well until he went completely fucking insane.
@FelipeJaquez5 жыл бұрын
Said the Joel fan (no offense)
@vertikil5 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble
@Talentlesssss5 жыл бұрын
Janitor accidentally Rick Roll's fans and then get's blood on the ceiling. "The Bucket joke isn't funny" says one viewer.
@SuperCatfire5 жыл бұрын
get's
@SuperCatfire4 жыл бұрын
roll's
@betterjonnys1813 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCatfire shut
@betterjonnys1813 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCatfire up
@allahhooah5 жыл бұрын
This must have been incredibly hard for you Jeremy Seeing so many of your kind, brutally massacred and then having one of their own forced to clean up the mess I salute you, for in all levels except physical you are a bigger man than me
@Speeds_Gaming_Corner5 жыл бұрын
It takes a big man, not necessarily a tall one.
@Nijht5 жыл бұрын
@@Speeds_Gaming_Corner +2 for that reference.
@Grgrqr3 жыл бұрын
@@Speeds_Gaming_Corner DBZ krillin reference?
@Speeds_Gaming_Corner3 жыл бұрын
@@Grgrqr cell
@gdhnd22915 жыл бұрын
Streamer has emotional breakdown about his limited height
@REALwoombath5 жыл бұрын
If you think this is a breakdown wait till you see a Simpsons: Hit & Run upload.
@lBIGMOMMA5 жыл бұрын
@@REALwoombath I felt like I was watching a man actively lose his sanity during that.
@trungletime5 жыл бұрын
like #666 nice
@EndiXIV5 жыл бұрын
Local streamer has mental breakdown after realizing he’s too short for his janitorial duties, resorts to spill jokes
@massivebrosive5 жыл бұрын
chat: Quit it with the spill jokes also chat: *another short joke*
@Sheridan2LT5 жыл бұрын
lol k nerd
@videogames48215 жыл бұрын
Boshy Dere the people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine
@REALwoombath5 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridan2LT no u
@Oli_Dann5 жыл бұрын
Nowadays it’s mainly boomer jokes
@flatterswhite4 жыл бұрын
@@Oli_Dann You were certainly ahead of your time
@CheesyCracks5 жыл бұрын
5:54 the one time he tries to spill a bucket and he can't do it
@Klaymen475 жыл бұрын
On stream he actually tossed one blood-filled bucket from the stairs all across the room, and it landed perfectly on top of the table. The same one he proceeds to spill at 3:22
@CheesyCracks5 жыл бұрын
Ohh, so that's what he was talking about when he said "perfect shot"
@somerandomname31245 жыл бұрын
*Jerma starts game.* *Blows himself up in less than 60 seconds.* Checks out. That's our boy Jerma!
@umanasilos23115 жыл бұрын
2019 started off a well time
@pillgrimm5 жыл бұрын
I mean. It was edited to look more incriminating, as is the usual.
@goodwithastain5 жыл бұрын
Yep, definitely on-brand for our boy
@danielcarlson73333 жыл бұрын
@@pillgrimm yeah, but the fact he throws the second dynamite and still blows up is hilariously insane
@WilfredCthulu5 жыл бұрын
This is the most depressing Chrono Trigger sidequest ever.
@blubre5 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait, this can't be how it happened
@jacobprout50975 жыл бұрын
i WaNt It To Be OvEr AgAiN
@ThomasG_5 жыл бұрын
"star let me tell you something you are such a good tf2 player you know you won the duel that i'm gonna shit my pants so you don't have to show any more footage you won IT'S OVER"
@kulatoid5 жыл бұрын
Or DiD wE?? DUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDU TwIlIgHt ZoNe tEAm FoRtReSS 2 Ededededededd
@MisterCactus7775 жыл бұрын
*shuffles papers* this can't be how it happened
@calebsherman8865 жыл бұрын
*Twilight theme* Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
@longduckdong65225 жыл бұрын
loot ge-OH MY GOD OH THERES BLOOD IN THE [ CEILING ]
@CleverDan315 жыл бұрын
This could have been an hour video of him stacking shit trying to clean the ceiling.
@Sheridan2LT5 жыл бұрын
lol k nerd
@God-sx4fv5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the stream him saying it was going to be a short one and it ended up being 5 hours because of that ceiling lmao
@ccda33245 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridan2LTeat dick
@SuperCatfire5 жыл бұрын
5:53 throws bucket intentionally, doesnt spill
@ChompDude5 жыл бұрын
I love when Jerma gets the 'I am actually fucking pissed' laugh. It's one of the few times where you can actually feel his anger through the screen.
@carlcoral26205 жыл бұрын
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play Minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot at this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider! Also, can you reply with background music from the stream. Thank you in advance, fellow Jerman :^)
@-jobrocodwawz-62265 жыл бұрын
Malind yoshis island ost? Chrono trigger ost? Is that what you meant by background music of the stream?
@carlcoral26205 жыл бұрын
@@-jobrocodwawz-6226 yeah thx. Familiar sounds but forgotten names
@-jobrocodwawz-62265 жыл бұрын
Malind I was amazed when I heard the yoshis island ost on the stream because I listen to it on a regular basis because nostalgia
@carlcoral26205 жыл бұрын
@@-jobrocodwawz-6226 Idk why but you made me smile with this comment
@TheSidwo5 жыл бұрын
Real quick, Holymack and Effector, you guys are legends. You contribute so much to our community through your hard work and funny edits. Keep up the good work my Funny Boys.
@Sheridan2LT5 жыл бұрын
lol k fuckface nerdboi
@willsonic45 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridan2LT Hello nice man!
@danielnatzke67335 жыл бұрын
Wait they’re different?
@kaizerdeath125 жыл бұрын
Jerma's spill (jokes) are the equivalent of Sideshow Bob wacking himself in the face with a rake in every step.
@DarknessViper995 жыл бұрын
“Just make another Chrono Trigger!” That’s okay Jerma, I try and forget Chrono Cross was a thing too.
@awesometris9995 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait did they jump ahead in the jerma lore? They hadn’t left Boston yet last time they uploaded
@Yuurg5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperLordGaming Let's not use homophobic slurs, ok?
@halowaffle255 жыл бұрын
@@Yuurg it's a reference my dude.
@SuperLordGaming5 жыл бұрын
@@Yuurg yikes
@kingfireblast26945 жыл бұрын
@@Yuurg yikerz
@skinnyhedgehog5 жыл бұрын
@AwesomeTris Are you referring to Jerma and someone else?
@joshriley29363 жыл бұрын
2:22 That whole scene played out so hilariously, I swear it's just a magic touch that Jerma has.
@friccle_ Жыл бұрын
The cut off when he explodes kills me And him
@zeemgeem5 жыл бұрын
Are ya ready kids? Aye, aye, captain! I can't hear you! Aye, aye, captain! 3:29
@tommyfamily065 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jerma laughs in pain
@Sheridan2LT5 жыл бұрын
no u
@BudBonkerson5 жыл бұрын
mmm big fat cannoli
@shprite7815 жыл бұрын
Jerma listening to Yoshi's island sound tracks while causing chaos inside a house is giving me life
@braydenlloyd56235 жыл бұрын
3:29 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
@camronp_65 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud. Hilarious pick up!
@_KRose5 жыл бұрын
Highly intelligent man spills things for 20 minutes
@laughablesaint28563 жыл бұрын
chat: stop with the spill jokes, you've done it 3 times already also chat: *hehe germa man shmall*
@somedecidueye72925 жыл бұрын
12:45 This moment confirms that Jerma is the center of a sitcom where everything goes wrong and no one is convincing me otherwise. My lungs hurt.
@RabidDogma4 жыл бұрын
I actually searched the comments to make sure that I wasn't the only one who basically felt this way.
@commietearsdrinker Жыл бұрын
"I *GUARANTEE* you this floor will be cleaned within the next 20 minutes" I wish I was as brave and bold as he is proclaiming such an obvious lie that no human being would ever buy. Never change, Jeremy.
@Ayeloo5 жыл бұрын
Local elf cleans up sweatshop with guts of his brethren
@randomsimpson2 жыл бұрын
Suicide bomber lacking object permanence constantly spills blood-filled buckets he just placed behind him; builds obstacle course inside Santa's workshop
@cammo3535 жыл бұрын
Which one of you got Mr. "I'll take several hours making a bunker into a replica walmart" to play this game
@lucidlullaby8943 жыл бұрын
It’s a January tradition to watch this
@swivelskittle39265 жыл бұрын
if you look closely you can see Jeremy trying to clean up the remains of small elves, all of which are about the same size of Jeremy in the real world, what a profound statement on how jerma has tried to hide his... “short comings” as an individual
@SefiricAcid5 жыл бұрын
Blood on the ceiling I ain't blind, just a matter of time Before they see it It' alright, ain't no guard in my house
@Bready_Player_Bun5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not tall enough to do this" -Jerma
@lcslndmt Жыл бұрын
*sees a bloody elf laying on the ground with a trail of blood behind him* "Is this person still alive?"
@BatOfTheDead5 жыл бұрын
This is footage from shortly after jerma killed Santa
@grasshoppermain99785 жыл бұрын
one of the best streams My sides were hurting from the Ceiling part. jerma said he might play again soon after so he can reuse the spill joke.
@Marz72 жыл бұрын
I’m fucking crying! 😂😂💀💀 “what am I going to do with all these buckets?!” *heavily breathing* “IM HAVING A BREAKDOWN!!”
@dayveh48435 жыл бұрын
*Wee-Man cleans up his cousin's slaughtershack, Christmas edition!*
@GoldKnightProduction3 жыл бұрын
11:18 So that actually *would* have worked if there hadn't been a molotov cocktail in the fireplace.
@chaImers5 жыл бұрын
SPILL JOKE
@deeznuts15485 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I found this channel cause I thought you weren't making videos anymore
@LyuSapphire5 жыл бұрын
Technically, he doesn't make videos anymore. He streams and this channel is handling highlights that are from them, made by some fan rather than him. Jerma caught wind of this and ended up paying them to do those highlights for him. If you want full content from him, consider watching his streams or wait for the fan to make the highlights here.
@deeznuts15485 жыл бұрын
@@LyuSapphire oH
@scoople65 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is my favorite stream recap in a while. Jerma insane laughing as everything falls apart around him is too good.
@aeteno7035 жыл бұрын
0:16 - "Is this person still alive" Silly Jerma, everyone knows elves aren't people!
@Max-oo8yo5 жыл бұрын
He just started to go insane and laughing like a crazy person when he made more blood get on the ceiling
@richardconey64585 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that yoshi music made me super happy :)
@robertdaniel65085 жыл бұрын
3:28 WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
@grain_death5 жыл бұрын
the whole stacking operation seems like the entirely most incorrect way of doing what he's trying to do
@PyromationsTV3 жыл бұрын
we're reaching adhd levels that shouldn't even be possible
@sltrskid2 жыл бұрын
staring at a lifeless elf corpse laying atop a pool of blood "is this person- is this person still alive?" classic jerma
@acidset5 жыл бұрын
I'm 4 hours in this stream and this gets uploaded
@GamerDude3225 жыл бұрын
Just in time for some Christmas spirit!
@chubbs.mp34355 жыл бұрын
I thought to myself when did I comment that
@emingmann14003 жыл бұрын
@@chubbs.mp3435 bruh
@Xzeihoranth5 жыл бұрын
You know who else has padded feet? Dogs. I'm not saying Jeremy is a furry, he already said it.
@cmndrkool3215 жыл бұрын
Plot twist- Jerma was the one who caused the massacre in Santa's workshop; and he's cleaning up to hide the crime scene whilst losing the last of his sanity cleaning the ceiling.
@ImInYoCl0s3t4205 жыл бұрын
anyone else been binge-watching the 4 years old gta videos with star? The truck joke and the motorcycle to the old dudes face gets me everytime :(
@mischiefjackal71155 жыл бұрын
Honestly just hearing Jerma laughing for some at some of the most basic stupid shit...makes me very happy.
@boodle3995 жыл бұрын
Jerma is just a walking comedy act whether he wants to be or not
@flannelshirt68265 жыл бұрын
didn't realize jerma did IRL streams now
@paulius79315 жыл бұрын
Jerma you should play more games with friends and other people in general, I feel like that would be a lot of fun to watch
@tronjitrot5 жыл бұрын
Jerma gets a real job and proceeds to have a mental breakdown
@Lodenuri4 жыл бұрын
this is like my 10th time rewatching this but i only just now noticed that on 11:12 the dynamite just flies out of the bucket
@AnarchicHellspawn5 жыл бұрын
Watching this live was priceless.
@anonymoususer2085 жыл бұрын
11:15 best joke out of the whole video
@stracky25 жыл бұрын
2:50 I guarantee, I 100% guarantee, that this area down here will be immaculate in exactly 20 minutes. 20:03
@jesuschristimsoblueallthetime Жыл бұрын
8:35 he's OBSESSED with chrono trigger, he said the same identical thing in the recent fnaf stream with ster
@erik_9693 жыл бұрын
Local streamer goes insane for being too short
@Specterish5 жыл бұрын
Compact Cleaner Causes Christmas Calamity!
@gangrene98975 жыл бұрын
Jerma's laugh has never been so unsettling
@Raire5 жыл бұрын
Oh man this stream was amazing xD
@Livingroomset799Dep5 жыл бұрын
Is this what happens to the elves who don’t show up to Elf Practice?
@Mabra515 жыл бұрын
"Does it do it?" _famous last words_
@briand51705 жыл бұрын
It took jerma mere minutes to make the mess significantly worse
@BruthamanBill5 жыл бұрын
Jerma has the spatial awareness of a 6 year old thats had one too many sprites
@wukishark4 жыл бұрын
I really just watched this mans put shit in the fire for 20 minutes
@FrostyFin5 жыл бұрын
S P I L L J O K E
@slumery4 жыл бұрын
Bucket fall, I laugh. Jeremy scream, I cream
@TheDolphinTuna5 жыл бұрын
That is the laugh of a broken man
@pumpkin53795 жыл бұрын
on Santa's Massacre If one explosive goes off You cannot 100% complete the level Because each of the Christmas bulbs Has paint inside and the explosion Blasts the bulbs On the ceiling Making a level impossible to 100% complete
@floppaquest49165 жыл бұрын
pizza cringe your random capitalizations physically hurt me
@pumpkin53795 жыл бұрын
@@floppaquest4916 >:)
@philjt74745 жыл бұрын
Jerma is the real santa, only he can fit through chimneys
@deadgaming10005 жыл бұрын
you shouldve had the part where he tried getting buckets but only got body parts and dynamite from it that part on stream made me laugh so hard i got light headed with tears dripping from my eyes
@greenoftreeblackofblue66255 жыл бұрын
Jerma said it "Am not tall enough to do it."
@zhubwat5 жыл бұрын
This whole video is constant suffering and I can feel it.
@brycewinton56185 жыл бұрын
And that was the story of the janitor that lost his sanity to a stain on the roof
@TheFemSniper4 жыл бұрын
between this video and the fucking comments here i am making unholy noises and i am literally crying
@MichaelM-hw6nk5 жыл бұрын
Local streamer cleans dollhouse.
@sauce53215 жыл бұрын
I think he’s finally done it, he’s snapped
@wilfred79233 жыл бұрын
5:59 best throw i’ve ever seen straight int fire
@Tacityoshi12345 жыл бұрын
16:02 Jerma becomes Lavos.
@grottake5 жыл бұрын
This stream was so stressful to watch because chat was telling him how to play and he just wouldn't believe them so he took like an hour to figure out what to do.
@tyleto4 жыл бұрын
jerma stacks chairs: the video game
@swaggerdagger89763 жыл бұрын
They need to add like water balloons or a hose or something for hard to reach places. Maybe the hose should be unlockable. Maybe you can only use it on a level you've clean completely at least once. And it would be like a fire hydrant hose, not a little garden hose
@Jeramiahstool5 жыл бұрын
that ending could not be described better than just insanity.
@bucketofnails13253 жыл бұрын
How does jerma make the room MORE dirty after he cleans it
@korbo27963 жыл бұрын
Jerma really can make any game look fucking impossible.
@Dooneru5 жыл бұрын
This game is so underrated, glad Jerma likes it
@xscitobor12335 жыл бұрын
hes about to make the second bloody mess in there
@Darkfreed0m5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was an old video for some reason
@grottake5 жыл бұрын
he played it a long time ago
@-.Psycho.-4 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerma is just slowly losing his sanity.