Animal Battle Simulator

[@bobograndman]

I like how he says “JUST MESSIN AROUND” after putting a human head on a crocodile as if that justifies the psycho thing he just did

[@djdee6386]

Psycho streamer becomes REAL LIFE Sid

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Ngl, I saw your name (27 sixes) and I thought that was how long ago the comment was made. Shit had me all fucked up

[@lizard8861]

@@lockerbuddy2039 Bro... how close are you to the sky right now

[@guardianhirro]

"JUST MESSIN AROUND" as he stuffs the bodies in his freezer

[@0XIV0]

3:45

[@alansmith6310]

What a nice looking game, hopefully there arent any uncharacteristically large spiders that are also my enemy.

[@aquano1972]

And god forbid it causes, say, impulsive reactions of beatboxing Pokémon themes. That would be a little crazy

[@bionicdragon5]

Oversized Rival Arachnid!

[@robbyrobertson4089]

Fuck spiders

[@robloxkrazy621]

Humongous araneidan adversary

[@Tinlion09]

Arachnids of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist--

[@Shevlander]

Jerma casually drilling a metallic open ribcage onto a dismembered torso. Jerma: *”This is deranged? Why?”*

[@cont600ml]

is this deranged?: lovecraftian girafe monster

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

What a psychopath

[@18754KRS]

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[@amateuruncle]

@Tina Bulea omg i'm your biggest fan

[@KaleidMcFarland]

@@amateuruncle back off. She’s mine 😡😡

[@TengenToppaSalyur]

Jerma’s editor doing his absolute best to make Jerma seem like a normal and sane individual.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Fax Yes...

[@The808andrew808]

God lives in heaven for fear of what he’s created

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@The808andrew808 God lives in heaven for fear of Jerma

[@SevenHunnid]

People don’t believe me when i say i smoke weed on my KZbin channel as my job💯🙆‍♂️

[@SnailMan63]

Ikr they cut out when he literally started screaming at old ladies out his window

[@imBailout]

“Game that looks like dogshit but is fun” is practically half of the Jerma985 stream library

[@nativechatter999]

lowball, probably closer to 80%

[@hydrofrog6496]

I felt bad after saying that in chat because I felt like I spoiled the surprise lol. Sure was fun making all those points with bets lol

[@HazeLmao]

more like 99.99. did you guys forget he played 700,000 games?

[@joshriley2936]

@@HazeLmao That's like a billionaire screwing up an average net worth chart by being included

[@Miqolivia]

cant wait for fart simulator 2022

[@jitterbug3545]

BLOODTHIRSTY streamer pits INNOCENT animals against eachother for his own TWISTED amusement.

[@rylanmetors473]

And ENTERTAINS his VIEWERS whilst having a GAMBLING RING full of CHANNEL POINTS!

[@bouribou4073]

what a true PSYCHO

[@Crude.Critter]

I read that as booty thirsty

[@SRowntree]

"broncosaurus" "kimono dragon" Jerma is a MENACE

[@cybercider6620]

This guy is SSSUCKS at animal names

[@RigWim]

@@cybercider6620 why does this sound like something jerma would mockingly say about himself

[@obamium3020]

It’s the garlic brain kicking in

[@18754KRS]

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[@ath_ala8078]

is this a joke i don't get because i hear him saying komodo dragon and brontosaurus just fine.

[@UnderseaDee]

I adore how quickly any game Jerma plays that involves character customization and fighting turns into its own mini-rumble

[@ethanbarlow97]

This is reminiscent of those sandboxes a therapist might use to psychoanalyze you.

[@dwarfyandfriends]

Wait those weren't for funsies?

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@dwarfyandfriends did you score low or high

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@Tina Bulea Yoongi is selling butter? Sign me up.

[@dwarfyandfriends]

@@AlanaBananaCanada idk. I just made little rivers and bridges. No water though. I used my imagination

[@ethanbarlow97]

@@dwarfyandfriends You're probably right actually.

[@StripezTheBeast]

Seeing hundreds of angry gamers smash the ground with cricket bats to kill tiny ants is hilarious

[@DanteTorn]

As a UK resident I can tell you that that is just a normal Tuesday here.

[@samiamrg7]

+Dante Torn Literally every day in Australia.

[@Chaoticus9]

All the monsters Jerma makes look like something Sid from Toy Story would make

[@antares____]

I saw people lose hundreds of thousands of points that night. It's a perfect game for the compact boomer gambling machine that is Jeremy.

[@Scarifar1]

I remember that night too. I made up to 60k points, then lost it all in a dumb all-in move.

[@nohs8776]

@@Scarifar1 processed by mr green

[@ConstipatedLlama]

This was the stream that made me rich. I got at least 100k

[@gottagofastest]

I heckin love channel points!

[@ah.neat.408]

There are 40-50 wild hogs currently traveling to your location. You'll be lucky to be seen both dead or alive.

[@theboysllc3174]

I await my fate willingly, the hogs must feast

[@carto4028]

I could take them.

[@angun5029]

@@carto4028 in a fight right?

[@GayBrain]

@Carto 40 same

[@18754KRS]

@Clap Em 🙍🏻‍♀️

[@thatcherpholway]

i love how the hippo turns to the camera at 19:57 like a kid being like "DID YOU SEE THAT DAD??? ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!?!"

[@alleycatmoth]

That centaur giraffe thing is now one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I'm impressed really.

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

Like a Sid Toy Story creation

[@geckoguy4141]

I love how its literally just Durpleton from Centaurworld except with robo spider arms.

[@carto4028]

When I went to Disney Land as a kid there was the place where you could put parts together to make a toy and I shit you not it looked EXACTLY like jermas creation.

[@cont600ml]

@@geckoguy4141 instead of reasuring farting it is just murderrobotarms is practicaly the same

[@Freekymoho]

Its peak jerma derangement

[@vertono6084]

Jerma is the type of fellow to go to therapy and make the Therapist need therapy

[@xvi2383]

Jerma is a “good” “person”

[@SRowntree]

Jerma "is"

[@bumblxb6445]

@@SRowntree "Jerma"

[@DrunkenCoward1]

“a, singular“

[@18754KRS]

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[@mayo8275]

This will be the new tf2, just a good few years where all he plays is Animal Revolt Battle Simulator, and he will be known as the streamer who just plays this.

[@samquik]

14:40 The giant enemy spider's animations are so hilarious

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Yeah, he just sort of aggressively shuffle's towards them with no movement whatsoever except for movement of the legs.

[@so_fly2001]

RIP to all the victims of the Joestown massacre

[@18754KRS]

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[@cheeseburgah563]

Only jerma could create such a unkillable monster such as metal tentacle giraffe man

[@superscatmonkey6742]

that this is so repulsive

[@meatypatte7125]

Metal scorpion giraffe man

[@bucky4698]

Haven't genuinely smiled through a video like that in years... I don't get to watch Jerma that often, but the fact that he still has that (authentic) youthful curiosity and excitement in experimenting with a game like this is seriously contagious, hahah. You can tell he's actually having a lot of fun with it!

[@Ceber300]

The Large Adversarial Arachnid always has my vote

[@o_ber]

the more he gets a taste of playing god the sooner humanity comes to ultimate devastation

[@darkranger116]

I love how he did a king kong on skull island battle with apes vs bugs and the apes lost. But send 200 angry joes at um and they'll never see another day apparently.

[@Kykycool]

This game is the jerma definition of "just another peek into my twisted psyche"

[@mooseyluke]

Peep the Psyche

[@Derikimi]

The casual jumpcuts to an unholy abomination is the funniest part.

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Chat sucked during this stream. I had a blast watching him play this.

[@allien.777]

maaan lately on these vids Ive been seeing a lot of comments about how chat is awful, and how they even made him stop playing a game he liked one time. really sucks to hear how chat's been recently :/

[@_ats]

lets be honest chat is always toxic

[@adamnielson42]

Jerma's chat can be one of the best chats ever, but that also means it can be one of the worst chats ever. So sad.

[@carto4028]

You guys think that? Weird, I don't see that whatsoever, I've always thought jermas chat was the best one.

[@me-qh7bx]

@@adamnielson42 The duality of chat

[@rtp6343]

I like how if one competitor wins by a landslide Jerma doesn’t nerf them; he just makes the other competitor 10x as powerful

[@106640guy]

I like how the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER has the exact same walking animation as the one in BeamNG

[@useyourwings27]

thank you jerma and editors i needed this today

[@CrabQueen]

I will never understand Jerma's obsession with playing Fart Simulators

[@lmgtree4507]

This really feels like one of the older jerma streams

[@TheSquishyTV]

Jerma editors always coming in clutch with those intros that's related to the stream/video one way or another, especially considering how much Spy Kids 2 gave my childhood nightmares just like this Insane Megalomanaic.

[@TheAurelianProject]

To be fair, that clip is a pretty widely known meme, it’s not that obscure.

[@18754KRS]

@@TheAurelianProject ＋２ username

[@TheSquishyTV]

@@18754KRS what an insane commentator

[@18754KRS]

@@TheSquishyTV 🌚

[@TheSquishyTV]

@@18754KRS 🙃

[@runezmaster]

The way the giant Joe moves like he's the qwop character sends me into orbit

[@depyjelly]

i think jerma is my new favorite content creator. so far every video i've watched from him has made me cry laughing, my eyes are still fucking red and MOIST from this video

[@xpertlex7954]

This whole stream was psychotic

[@SRowntree]

And that differentiates it from every single other stream how?

[@bigbigx2250]

@@SRowntree ywnbaw

[@SRowntree]

@@bigbigx2250 what

[@Bungusmcbean]

@@SRowntree you heard the man

[@SRowntree]

@@Bungusmcbean what

[@MagerBlutooth]

I love the jump cuts between Jerma's different setups that let you work out his thought process without actually seeing it. "Okay, remove the gate that stalled the fight last time and shrink the giant Joe so it can move. Also flamethrower."

[@MultiDemo007]

Damn the toys from that evil kid Sid’s room in toy story would have been the best intro clip

[@hydrasent563]

18:13 He was genuinely mortified at the war crime that just occurred

[@HammerspaceCreature]

The hippo instakilling the polar bear at the end has insane comedic timing: 1 - Gatling guns go off 2 - Missiles ragdoll the corpse offscreen 3 - Hippo starts walking towards the camera 4 - Laser thing comically rolls into frame All perfectly spaced for maximum comedy.

[@evrynameistaken5]

In my head I heard Jerma literally like Sid from toy story pretendiing to be a nurse when he's operating on the toys to make horrific nightmare creatures *"DOCTOR, YOU'VE DONE IT"*

[@pagapollo5601]

damn

[@AkoTE.]

I sure loved the uncharacteristically large sized arachnid that is known for making webs and eating bugs, who may or may not also be an adversary or a rival.

[@TheScrootch]

Especially when accompanied by an orchestra designed for a battle between pint sized monsters

[@thelegalsystem]

This is what the 3090 was made for

[@yeehawtaw2134]

This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes

[@SRowntree]

gggasGASgas

[@DoctaM364]

Breathe it in

[@Whitingbolt]

_The critters are under attack._

[@Xzeihoranth]

The beat drop just before Omega Joe fell off the edge was impeccable.

[@TheSeabornGaming]

I love TABS but this seems hilariously better. I also love the new spider tune at 14:42

[@Wubbabungah]

14:43 GORO MEANWHILE: og little guy lemme help [ some seconds later ] HERE COMES FBI! OH WAIT WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Boney9551]

7:04 this is a more Xavier Renegade Angel design than ACTUAL Xavier Renegade Angel

[@TheOtherLPer203]

jerma always has a giant enemy spider theme ready and i love that

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I have seen the Jerma dance gif at 16:40 so many times and never known the origin until now

[@DayNightStickch]

This is just like what Sid did in Toy Story 1 but it’s Jerma with humans and animals instead of toys

[@eaj626]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@sbraypaynt]

7:15 Miniature Zychotic zerking-off addicted boomer streamer becomes the living avatar of Toy Story’s Sid Phillips.

[@JackFroster]

Love you Jerma

[@Slop_Dogg]

They’ve really improved the physics in this game, units don’t just fall over

[@damion2312]

Jerma, as he sees an entire street parade getting demolished by some animals that broke free: 2:35

[@Sm0k3turt]

God fears this man.

[@Grubgotkicked]

this is such a classic jerma video, love it to death

[@near4462]

*Kills two innocent bystanders* "Okay that's actually pretty cool"

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Ah yes the game where jerma broke every creature by making them way too fucking big even though the game specifically told him that would happen

[@cheetoschrist5685]

True but why would the gorilla go ahead and flop face first into the ground before launching himself clean off the stage ?

[@18754KRS]

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[@Ahmadabdal_]

19:30 History channel at 3:00 am

[@themechanist7875]

I swear Jerma has a natural gift for finding and playing these games that are shit but kinda cool at the same time

[@MrLassner11]

man...when the hippo bros defeated the werewolfs.... *dicaprio points at screen meme*

[@s13rra]

that monster rancher steam port made more changes than I expected

[@mrD518]

"oh my god i cant put anymore, im gonna overheat the 3090" he says as he continues to place a dozen more snakes

[@moldyskittle]

Don't ever say that about Dusk again, Jerma.

[@18754KRS]

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[@danielvelkov116]

5:24 if you put sad war music and turn it to black and white, it becomes a very sad scene

[@tacobird6709]

Do you think they all explored each others bodies at the end

[@KokkoroKai]

Gods yes!

[@18754KRS]

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[@demilime]

I love how his "bowling formation" is the absolute worst formation for a group of archers to take

[@near4462]

I love how big joe is just doing flips in the back

[@Mmmhhh1]

That was way more entertaining than it should’ve been

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

This is just the sequel to Impossible Creatures, all that’s missing is Star to cheat erroneously and we’re good

[@SRowntree]

@fine Begone, bot

[@bimg3069]

The critters are under attack!

[@SRowntree]

God cursed mankind with a plague. Mankind cursed God with Jerma.

[@Critical_Hit]

That was before the plague hit

[@18754KRS]

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[@18754KRS]

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[@nebla3892]

God I hope he plays more of this

[@titanicf0g]

the hippos vs the temple run monkeys was epic

[@18754KRS]

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[@titanicf0g]

@@18754KRS social credit

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[@titanicf0g]

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[@shisp7p691]

He should have done the jerma rumble in this game

[@jeanmouloude]

yes, god live in fear of jerma

[@bobertdankton4015]

Little angry god man

[@lefton8159]

I haven't laughed this hard in months, thank god Jerma exist

[@cam_14_94]

3:47 Jerma revealed his true form to us in the name of “messing around” 😮😮

[@moltenchocolate9725]

jerma reads the ars goetia and is never the same

[@biancasumfinrandom1653]

Every time the gorilla's health bar came up I thought it was a censor bar.

[@JoseRodriguez-jn2ur]

This looks like a Markiplier thumbnail

[@benskelly1217]

@ 17:13 Seems like a good method for stopping a riot… - Any dictator ever

[@simipea]

8:20 is the pulsating mass from peep the horror

[@weewoo314]

the birds in the background with the music that plays is actually unreal, it's like what games do a lot of the time where they just add a buncha bird sounds because you happen to be outside, except there's actually no reason for them in this game

[@weewoo314]

and they always make them so fuckin loud lol

[@paulmarchano7238]

Doc Oc at 7:15 : "Looks like we got competition".

[@sydvicious52]

I absolutely lost my shit at the giant gorilla flying off the edge for no reason

[@ornitorrincoc1borgue767]

15:53 starship troopers

[@bakachiito4028]

17:00 Battle of Rorke's Drift

[@18754KRS]

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[@versacerik]

I remember watching this last year, man time flies

[@Db.1056]

I wanted that mini zoo island thing from spy kids 2 so badly when I was little

[@Xcalibus28]

This is basically TABS but at home ramped up to 11

[@Jomster777]

Jermzilla: King of the Jermonsters

[@quasar9768]

AWW SWEET Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!

[@crucifiedhughneutron7764]

I just love how much ridiculous things you can make in ARBS. Plus the workshop creatures and maps aren’t as bad either!

[@danielbailey2937]

the jerma rumble looked fun this year

[@loadescape1890]

this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life

[@GoddessOfMisfortune]

14:40 is why you all came here.