Insensitively looting dead bodies - Insensitive

[@TheRealmDrifter]

"Look after my daughter." "I will. I promise." > _Abandon quest_

[@TheIrishRushin]

Or you can't abandon quest so you abandon her in a boss fight.

[@jamesclark7706]

I was waiting for her to be added to inventory.

[@Crim_Zen]

@@jamesclark7706 Baldur's gate did something like that... a few times actually. One notable time was when one of your npcs got pregnant and had a baby. The baby took up a permanent chunk of your inventory and weight after that. Couldn't even bag of holding it.

[@calronkeltaran493]

@@Crim_Zen I still find it funny that so many are still mad about her questline. I always enjoyed her and it is not that you have any inv problems at all by the time she gets the baby since you have 2 bags of holding with almost infinite space for everything else

[@leonelendruw6982]

Tad was main quest tho u can't do that 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jiamil]

Most Skyrim players would have even looted their clothes. So he actually had SOME respect.

[@terrymcginnis4633]

dont judge me they didnt need them....oh god im going to hell

[@jlufton9076]

I actually don't bother with Armour looting, unless I can make a significant profit or it's a unique Armour

[@arwahsapi]

That's what you do at low level, but afterwards you get used to it you loot even 5 gold coins of a poor corpse when you're already rich.

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

@@jlufton9076 my rule : early game, 10 gold/weight at least Mid game : only pick 500gold item Late game : Over 1000 gold item

[@birttheintern8509]

@@MyH3ntaiGirl my rule. Loot everything drop least valuable if I don't come across a place to sell between looting.

[@madammazon2942]

Allan's fully conscious of the game at this point - he can even see the player's inventory screen!

[@knusern666]

Ofcorse he is a merchant. Players are just walking inventories to them

[@MrJoshcc600]

Oh dude Alan could be the next skynet

[@Angel-zv2yi]

Who is Allan? I only see Greg, Cammy and the dumb ass adventurer

[@digizilla164]

Whio's Allan? I only know Greg the garlic farmer.

[@ToneyCrimson]

@@knusern666 69 likes..noice.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

"Are they dead?" "Yes." "They're so still." "That's what dead looks like."

[@kriss3d]

Im not dead yet!

[@felixfelixfelix11]

@@kriss3d Yes you are. *paddle*

[@kriss3d]

@@felixfelixfelix11 Always give respect to someone who knows his Monty Python references.

[@Yoderstein666]

@@felixfelixfelix11 see you next Thursday.

[@TzarBomb]

Undead: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Games4Kickz]

That intense eye contact in the end before the inventory pops up 🤣😂

[@kenanthonaldanese432]

And yes being on the top comments means you just spoiled the punchline. Nice going.

[@Xenoniuss_]

@@kenanthonaldanese432 Never read comments before you finish a video... This one is on you mate

[@redacted178]

@@Xenoniuss_ Agreed, that's why I never read comments before or during the video

[@draen13]

@@kenanthonaldanese432 Why read the comments in a short commedy video before actually enjoying it? like srsly you wanted to see if its worth your time or something, it's not irony i am actually curious

[@MerJo91]

@@kenanthonaldanese432 Well that was dumb to do on your part. Nice going.

[@capp00]

Well, as the old saying goes, "you can't take it with you when you die", so might as well give it a new home, in my pocket.

[@Deathgun17]

I never heard that

[@leeviheiskanen1271]

Dragon Age Origins ?

[@melonhead238]

Pharaohs

[@backseatswitchyy]

Pleasant surprise seeing you here

[@melonhead238]

@@backseatswitchyy who

[@Ryan1993uk]

oo a Legendary crossbow, nice!

[@aarongoodman6824]

+7 attack damage

[@tehpyono2203]

Ah, now that's a name I haven't seen in a long long time...

[@heals1021]

Hmm it seems I remember you from somewhere

[@vinceharmon2634]

Oh a rare platinum sword

[@breadyegg]

It's not like they're going to use it anymore

[@Zaneoid]

The lady who played the mom actually did a pretty believable death scene good job guys

[@thedeaforc]

Agreed, and She probably one of guys Mum. So she did it for free.

[@FemNate]

True, that was phenomenal. Props to her and the daughter!

[@TheRogueDM]

Yeah that actually made me well up!

[@ffsessvalentinelovr]

She looks like Rachel House almost. New Zealand actress

[@lordl1991]

And she seems like Ellie's mother

[@ThisOldSkater]

My first instinct when they showed the bodies everywhere was "LOOT THE BODIES!" Man, have I been trained...

[@arntry8072]

Yesn't cause creating stuff on medieval/fantasy setting are costly and takes too long. Would be better to just make it useful rather than rot away.

[@jlvfr]

Only shows you're a veteran player. :D

[@themeanestkitten]

I foundout that most of what i do in FPS games and others shooters is a war crime in the real world🤗

[@Rubunny]

Cammy's Mom: Their armor was red. The camera: [Cuts to Rowan who is wearing red]

[@princessthyemis]

LOL she said that?! it was kind of hard to understand what she was saying but if that's what she said, that's hilarious!!! Oml!🤣🤣🤣

[@Indian0Lore]

Yeah.... it was orks.... (shifty eyes)

[@homerman76]

The mom also specified that it was orcs before that, so yeah...

[@ValWillKay]

@@homerman76 Rowan an hour earlier: "Dude! Have you seen the new orc cosmetics??"

[@ImmortalityDenied]

For all his strength and vitality Rowan only has 18 intelligence

[@userjames2009]

Hey, he's being very sensitive -- he's not stripping them naked.

[@andrewluchsinger]

I do that to my enemy's. There are stripped dead all over Skyrim.

[@ExhAustad]

@@andrewluchsinger That's the only way to know if the body is looted or not

[@andrewluchsinger]

@@ExhAustad Damn Straight!

[@Dracindo]

Was looking for this, had to scroll down a bit too much before I found this comment.

[@999jay999]

@@andrewluchsinger HAHA with you there.....

[@ImpyChan]

The dying villager mom did a kickass job! That was genuinely a little bit heart wrenching.

[@KilleRedX]

_"Oh this is horrible"_ **Proceeds to strip them off their armor**

[@cristiantesu2493]

You'r comment will have hundreds of likes in a couple days

[@shivanshlolayekar9668]

this video was the definition of "oh no, anyways"

[@Odensrider]

"Oh this is horrible" Nice Day for lootin dead people isn't it? Hu Hah😅

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Adventurer! What are you doing looting the dead in front of her?! o_0

[@rugbydan761]

I was expecting them all to be "replaced" with near naked bodies each time. Then the adventurer moving exceptionally slowly.

[@TheMemeSchemer]

Gamers seeing dead bodies *Oh No!* *Anyways*

[@huntersden854]

so anyway i started looting xD

[@DarkerRunesASMR]

😆

[@ericwade77]

i just skip the oh no and go right to the anyways

[@nothingsjim]

Since when do gamers go “Oh No!” when they spot a body lol

[@mert3876]

i see you are a man of culture as well

[@nagi603]

"Horrible, they were massacred and stripped bare" "Oh, no, that last part was me."

[@dontage815]

@@ObsydianShade even though the armour is 20 defence points lower, its a final breath goal to strip every man and women of all the loot

[@ambidexter2017]

@@dontage815 Sometimes you have to make several runs between the dead bodies and the trader, but the hero's gotta do what the hero's gotta do!

[@pbonfanti]

@@ambidexter2017 skyrim and those long, long walkings...

[@nosajimiki5885]

​@@ambidexter2017 Awe what a missed opportunity! The trader was right there... The Adventurer totally could have stopped half way through to sell the stuff while the shop keeper was telling him not to do that.

[@Jaruk09]

And the Oscar goes to: Dying villager mum Really beautiful performance made me feel for a character that was on screen for only a minute but wow

[@Ceu.Noturno]

I thought the character was just being dramatic and not actually going to die, this subversion of expectative would've been funny too

[@IHMyself]

I thought the daughter was great too!

[@UltronImperative]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here” “Honestly, not much”

[@DrSwazz]

"LES MAGGAM"

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

me: I can't belive the killed women and children what monster could do this npc: true this horrible who ever did this is a an-- me: and leave all these sweet lootes behind npc:

[@shydreameress264]

Where does this come from I've forgotten!

[@Maxlikus]

DAN! DAN! HAM!

[@UltronImperative]

@@shydreameress264 tomska clones

[@nosrin1988]

It's not like they're using it anymore.

[@pierrescherer7713]

Wtf

[@theunseenone9623]

*x-files theme plays*

[@SnowBlitz7]

Better you than them.

[@taraharish2597]

Idiots he's a patron that's why it's nine hours old

[@gojosatoru1033]

@@taraharish2597 no one even asked

[@jotheunissen9274]

"Isn't looting dead bodies (emotionally) hard?" "No, it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@Stevarian]

Wow, wow, wow.....wow

[@benjaminmiller3620]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way of my back about that looting thing.

[@the_russianPanda]

@@benjaminmiller3620 Okay, let me get off that thing.

[@saraahmad3905]

Mixing channels' references is...TIGHT.

[@cogitoergosum7891]

So you have some dead bodies for me? Yes sir I do!

[@leveticus5721]

Love how the “hero” had five health potions in his inventory and didn’t even consider giving the mother one. Edit: I find the literal interpretation and lack of imagination in some of these responses hilarious. Thanks!

[@astrumdeuspestofthecosmos6510]

he was in a cutscene, he cant do anything while in it , also its rare a game where you cam give an health potion to an random npc

[@mightypirat9875]

Not all the health potions in the world could save a dying NPC when fate (or even worse, the story writer) wants to see him dead.

[@Hirokuro_Asura]

Rule n 1: NEVER not under any circumstances give your potions to NPC's, especially healing ones. There's magic for that.

[@FlamesAndShadows]

@@Hirokuro_Asura Theoretically if the MC doesn't have healing magic its up to you. Though this thread made me think of Elder Scrolls and how you can just place a vial of poison in someone's pocket for it to count as auto-use. Never tried it with healing or 'special effect' potions though.

[@airiakizuki5592]

in some games that doesnt work, shes dying, not injured afteral potions are for use when the target has more than zero health points left

[@nerulon089]

Plottwist: After looting, Rowan will sell these loots to Alan.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

That's not a plot twist, that an inevitability...

[@Dargoneth]

@@PerfectAlibi1 Give it up. 95% of them dont really know what plot twists are. Thats why they count among the worst types of comments on youtube

[@FoxScotty]

And because alan bought those item he needs to give them back to the descendants for free because its theirs and yeaaaa alan could be killed for the crime of looting 😅😅😅 or just simply lie which is unusual for an npc 😅

[@Yutah1981]

to Greg, not Alan. the shopkeeper is Greg.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@Dargoneth They keep using that word, I don't think it means what they think it means...

[@its_sun7906]

Skyrim is like this like you can do it while they're talking to you

[@traitle87]

😂

[@arkplaysgame3826]

but in one of the tomb quest if u steal from the ancient coffin or dead the one request for ur help will give u a bad remark but ends with oh well u did help me

[@Peroroncīno-san]

i am now interested in skyrim

[@Dargoneth]

Red Dead as well. They keep complaining while you're looting :D

[@celestialhalls7981]

When I enter solitude and that execution happens, I always loot the dead guy as soon as he dies.

[@Shadowolf1181]

"We do not leave weapons in the hands of the dead, it makes their spirit feel it has an unfinished duty to fulfill and would hinder their passing on. They died a worthy death and deserve to rest after a life of nothing but struggle." So its actually my responsibility to take these items.

[@tenderhearthero9602]

That should be a conversation choice for the player. :3

[@tslnox]

Is this your original idea or is it a reference to something? And if it's original, can I use it in my worldbuilding for a fantasy world (TTRPG and a book, if I ever finish it).

[@RolloRoller16]

@@tslnox this is actually a pretty common principle im novels, series, games etc..

[@Shadowolf1181]

@@tslnox I got it from a literotica story I read forever ago. "Upon a savage shore" but the concept should be free for use.

[@orchidrose1410]

These are facts 🧐

[@John-rn1nm]

"They have no use for it anymore, we do," -Kratos to Atreus

[@jesseroberts1041]

Glad Kratos sees it the same way lmao. Honestly I'd be upset if I died, and somebody could have used something that I had, but didnt take it cause "Respect" Like Bih! I ain't going anywhere, I'm dead! Make some use of the shit I have on me!

[@skycopper1336]

@@jesseroberts1041 Mah man!

[@jesseroberts1041]

@@skycopper1336 Mah dead body looter! :D

[@skycopper1336]

@@jesseroberts1041 Dont starve together in a nut shell :P

[@skycopper1336]

@@jesseroberts1041 And yeah that type of mentality is real good in the game Im playing in my channel!

[@voidventure1453]

Me: Oh this is horrible. Npc: I agree, who could have killed all these people Me: Not that, I ran out of inventory space.

[@mickelmaldonado5910]

The pain is real.

[@dr.v645]

Funny, would upvote twice.

[@TwinShards]

This is pure Gold. XD How many time did this happen to you? Me, a lot.

[@yerman10]

🤣👏

[@mrq1]

I hate how much I identify with this comment.

[@hannya-man9941]

"Please look after my Cammy" "I will, I promise" until the end of the quest of course...

[@eric_moore-6126]

No, she'll be there for the rest of the game.

[@hannya-man9941]

@@eric_moore-6126 ahhh I don't want a deadweight in my team...can't I just break my promise. The promise was just formalities was it not?

[@macle5007]

@@hannya-man9941 definetly not, now you are trapped with her for an eternity

[@grayfulbester]

@@hannya-man9941 hey just give her a staff and make her the party's healer

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@grayfulbester Can't go wrong with a good healer.

[@CJ_1406]

"Of course I've got respect for the dead." *proceeds to loot*

[@mizmera]

Well if he doesn't somebody else will...

[@DarkwearGT]

Who else but uw

[@DarkwearGT]

I mean all the good loot got looted already

[@kiyotakaayanokoji3065]

Looting is a sign of respect. Don't let their deaths be in vain. Im sure the dead people would want to help you anyway they can.

[@jacawandersmok9043]

they dont need that items

[@seanfields2576]

The actresses who played Cami and her mom were extremely good. Sort of juxtaposes the absurdity of the sketch, very well done

[@Jay_Sullivan]

If this were Skyrim, I would have left half of them in their fur undies.

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Stack em like cordwood and burn the corpses

[@funnygaming2672]

@@williamjeffersonclinton69 just throws them in the water for all fishermen to sea! Glory to sithis c:

[@vikiv.1352]

With certain mods there will be no undies

[@justins7796]

@@vikiv.1352 i see you're a man of culture

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

And then you'd get them ragdoll physiques and the body would flop around.

[@symphonyofaria]

"Hey there's a bunch of dead people over there!" "Let's mug em!" "But they're dead people!" "Hey what are we?" "We're muggers!" "So...let's go mug em!"

[@brethilnen]

Lol, they should do that

[@drahcir8402]

"But that's what looters do. We are muggers."

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

"I understood that reference."

[@jahenrie86]

Where’s the like VIVA LA DIRT LEAGUE FOR THIS.

[@discworldfan]

hah. "but.. they are not just dead.. but undead. we should run away because they kinda look hungry at us." "HEY. what are we?" *Ben almost cries and stammers*::... b.. "WHAT. ARE. WE?" "DAMNIT WE'RE MUGGERS!" "LETS MUG THEEEM!" *they do fail to mug the undead.*

[@Nekminute]

Most people: "omg this is horrible" ! Gamers: "Look at all that juicy loot" !

[@Korj666]

People of the Middle Ages: "This is Ok."

[@SanSiim]

It's called recycling.

[@blacrow7]

Yea, all there just for the picking.

[@splunky5156]

Hey I can think its horrible and loot the bodies thank you very much xD

[@roboticfish317]

Food and ingredients!

[@MarkLockey]

When the mother passes and Allan looks at Rowan 3:33 because he knows, So funny haha.

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Ikr 😂

[@amurape5497]

I actually expected, that during the dying scene we would just hear the looting sounds...

[@MarijnvdSterre]

I feel they could have drawn that out a bit more. Like having a non verbal conversation.

[@robertagren9360]

Rowan with red leather and cape soaked in blood, riches his heart could not calm the thirst. What he could not have was taken away.

[@shiftstart]

😂😂

[@blueredingreen]

"What a terrible tragedy" * Bends down, start patting down the dead, picks up their weapons and swings them around a bit, checks their armor and empties their pockets * * whispers * "A unique item, sweet!" "Who would do such a horrible thing?" * Starts taking a chestplate off of one of the bodies *

[@chaotikkiller1617]

Yeah sometimes you see really generic dead soldiers that have loot better than your level 70 Nephilim barbarian, you have to wonder how they acquired it, but also how they died with it lol.

[@Daredhnu]

It's worse when that happens in a TTRPG, like when you do it in a CRPG whether it is a singleplayer or MMO at least you don't have to look the people in the eye as you do such disrespectful things, at the table in D&D it goes to a whole new level.

[@mont9150]

@@chaotikkiller1617 because they are not the main character

[@NguyenHongAnh152]

Skyrim & Fallout: * Start stripping everything down to the undergarments *

[@TheZombiesReanimated]

"I would never steal from a fallen enemy. Such disrespect should-ooh an Amulet of Mara, I've been looking for one of those."

[@LeKain08]

"I would never steal from a fallen enemy.... ... ... A fallen ally, though...."

[@SaltCane]

Fake. He didn't take the clothes off of every single corpse.

[@maxnaz47]

He's high enough level to not need or bother with peasant clothes.

[@SaltCane]

@@maxnaz47 In every RPG I've played, clothing sells for alot of coin regardless of quality.

[@StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe]

@@SaltCane Idk, but if you take every single clothes in skyrim, you'll stand there, and must to throw out some of it, to be able to move. It's not worth a coin if you can't go to sell them.. :)

[@Juel92]

And then starts to dump them because they're usually one of the heavier items in the game so there's just a lot of undressed bodies with their clothes laying in a pile somewhere inbetween them.

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

@@StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe Elder Scrolls hasn't done the "you're overburdened so you can't move at all" since Morrowind. Even then I was taking everything worth anything. Mark and Recall were the best 🤩

[@elijahh2220]

Cammy and her mother are unreasonably good actors for a sketch like this, lol. Love it.

[@Arijit_Das_]

Ralof :- There is no shame in taking the weapon of a fallen comrade.

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

Now with the real Germanic tribes you DID NOT TAKE THE WEAPON OFF A WARRIOR because he would not be chosen by Odin-One Eye to go to Vallhol.

[@goergebobicles1351]

@@christianfreedom-seeker2025 I always gave back the axe. honestly prefered swords, spells, and bare hands anyway

[@CaedoGenesis]

Must've taken the Mugger prestige class.

[@evaneb6264]

nah he took the sly mugger perk

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO women! They are also loyal fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear cae

[@WennanWeeWulligan]

@@AxxLAfriku Why don't you make good content instead of self promoting?

[@enslavedcontent]

@@evaneb6264 nah he just gotten the 4th wall breaker mod

[@Qwentar]

'Ey! Wha' are we?

[@hebl47]

Looting in games is like: Sure, it's not nice. But they're dead so they don't need it anymore. It's only practical!

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

I mean... they are not wrong...

[@PurieI]

We’re all committing crimes, even the children!

[@AttilaAsztalos]

Well how is it worse than barging into every NPC's house and "borrowing" everything that isn't nailed down, which is something lots of games expect the player to do...

[@leoncoben6983]

Actually I don't even bother looting every single body in games most of the time. At most I just take money and ammo and leave everything else since I'm not gonna bother with weight systems. And if they are innocent civilians I don't even bother to look. Random villager 49 isn't gonna be carrying any more than 10 or so gold pieces. Not worth grabbing and not worth spending an hour checking every body. Unless it's weapon I want that I don't want to buy I leave most things unless it can be sold right away. Like killing a bandit just outside a village.

[@MAVM28]

Spoken like a true grave robber

[@apcsox]

This reminds me of that Skyrim side quest where there’s the ghost of an adventurer that leads you around, and her corpse is on a rock down below a waterfall, and if you loot her corpse and steal her armor she gets pissed at you and comments on how disrespectful you’re being. 😂😂😂

[@the11382]

Where? The pale lady?

[@apcsox]

@@the11382 Lost to the Ages

[@ladyselin35]

Katria =)

[@arwahsapi]

Katriah

[@Dargonkin527]

@@arwahsapi her bow is the Zepher not too shabby depending on when you do this quest...

[@Kapten-wi7xe]

All jokes aside. Amazing acting, especially when the mother died. Excellent actors, pay them extra.

[@khoonkitlim5963]

Pay the extras with extra.

[@tacticalnii-chan8877]

wait,wait... is rowan pay them!??

[@kellanfeng]

@@tacticalnii-chan8877 yeah, he pays them to be actors

[@AlSalmanSalman]

@@tacticalnii-chan8877 no they are slaved

[@jackmanleblanc2518]

@@tacticalnii-chan8877 Yup. They are slaves who he forces to act for them.

[@09bclark2]

"Dead people don't need their stuff." -Amos Burton The Expanse

[@sivavarunansiva9939]

Hi fellow the expanse fan

[@John.satan.social]

Amos would be a good companion to have in most RPGs.

[@sivavarunansiva9939]

@@John.satan.social i am that guy - amos

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

He's that guy.

[@dannyboy7278]

Too right amos, the dead don't need it

[@Dorwulf1]

Making me realize my mmo characters may have caused many war crimes

[@mackenziedrake]

Just realized, eh?

[@djktsjytej]

Wait, is it a war crime to loot dead bodies? Asking for a friend.

[@kairos4484]

@@djktsjytej Yes.

[@stealthattack2209]

Hahahaha

[@troll4life662]

@@djktsjytej Well it's not a crime unless you get caught.

[@SDayle]

I just press "Loot all" and leave a trail of naked corpses behind me.

[@indigenoustruthspeaker3129]

This is me playing Skyrim so relatable

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

I never understood why, because I just take the valuable stuff, no time to haul all the garbage to sell for few septims when you can just pick the expensive stuff ^^

[@SDayle]

@@FluffySylveonBoi Are you talking about Skyrim specifically? Aside from the fact that it takes a lot more time to inspect every single corpse (and it's also boring af), rather than just Take All... you also *will* bug the game and make it very laggy by leaving weapons and shields behind. If you don't want them, you need to pick them up and stash them into corpses (this way they'll dispawn alogside the corpse), to avoid long-term issues. Also, you can just do the Resto-glitch Loop (if you're playing on console) or use console commands (if you're on PC) to get rid of the stupid Carry Weight limitations that should never have existed, in the first place. (Some say that it's for realism but your character picks up objects and open doors without using hands and is able to carry 500 Sweetrolls without getting over encumbered even at Lv1...)

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

@@SDayle Well, I like carry weight, many games have that limit but it can be raised. Mine is about 1200 in Skyrim and without cheats, same in Morrowind. Level ups on legendary and corprus disease helps.

[@SDayle]

@@FluffySylveonBoi "Like" means that you'd prefer having it than not having it and, judging by the amount of time that it's making you waste and the higher amount of bugs that it's likely causing you, I doubt that's the case. You're most likely just putting up with it or you think that it's no big deal. Personally, I couldn't do that, even if I wanted to. I played on Xbox360, had gotten through all Words of Power dungeon and had completed all quests (no DLCs) and I could only run for about 5 minutes before having the game crashing on me. And this happened despite my having completely cleared all the dungeons. I probably would barely be able to access the save file, had I left stuff around. Btw, yeah, you just need to level up. I have 850 Carry Weight (when I'm naked) and I could've reached around 2000 CW by leveling up (I'm Lv251, but I opted for increasing Health and a bit of Magicka, since 1000 Stamina is more than enough). However, not even 2000 is enough to completely clear a dungeon. You need about 7000 to be safe with Dwarven Ruins.

[@thebois4937]

Rowan: "Really? Pretending to be dead? Did I say you could die? Go stock the shelves!"

[@uladzimirdarozka3882]

This comment is badly underrrated.

[@Crim_Zen]

Was there a red shirt? Must have missed it... missed the orcs too.

[@BloodAssassin]

"Unbeliveable"

[@uladzimirdarozka3882]

@@BloodAssassin outrageous!

[@lingdao4735]

We all know that killing those villagers was part of his 'Befriend the Orcs of Schmargenrock' questline, right?

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

He's wearing red armor just like those Orcs.

[@Indian0Lore]

If he killed this caravan, he would have already looted the bodies. Adventures don’t leave loot behind.

[@HART-sk3bz]

@@Indian0Lore unless their inventory becomes full and they have to make a second trip lol

[@tylerthomas9405]

@@HART-sk3bz Wouldn't the loot disappear during that time though?

[@bladerj]

@@tylerthomas9405 only if you are playing on consoles...peasant

[@daim5093]

„Ohh look at this person, he‘s dead“ *Takes everything from him he has“

[@cacarot6020]

Read the last line with Yoda's voice 🤣🤣

[@revparravager3184]

The "Adventurer" hasnt caught onto the fact that Epic NPC Man can actually see what he is doing, its brilliant

[@JustAnother_No_One]

*** *And the Oscar goes to:* *** Seriously, the quality of the video, the set, the clothes and the acting are all incredible!

[@dracsharp]

Real scene: Adventurer arrives with two naked npcs and strips all corpses bare while yelling skip. When notices the dying woman simply ignores her to explore some more.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Hey thats modders talk right there! They still have their underwear on i. The REAL real scene

[@akebo92]

Comes back 2 days later and she’s still alive for you to take the quest

[@GreatNinjaman]

My Fallout plays in a nutshell.

[@RamC002]

Wrong, u kill the injured women and take her stuff as well

[@dracsharp]

@@akebo92 She was just faking it to rope you in some kind of misguided quest for vengeance. Imagine if her cart was attacked by bandits but she hates lizardman and gets you to exterminate the lizardmen out of some sense of justice. She is likely even one of the bandits.

[@megane7044]

It still quite lenient considering Rowan didn't strip the dead of their clothes to sell later.

[@mudit6306]

Too far bro.... Too far.

[@SharkfightersSH]

To quote a famous video game charakter: "It's no stealing when they're dead"

[@silverblade357]

I mean, it isn't.

[@eldergeek6077]

Also there might be c!he's to why they were attacked.

[@notme3603]

From where is this again?

[@SharkfightersSH]

@@notme3603 League of legends

[@kissme1518]

Looting in RPGs doesn't count as stealing or evil~* iT'S a gAmE mEChaNiC

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

In Rowan's defense, all of the items would've just been sitting there if not obtained. 😐

[@pvshka]

Probably would've just despawned after he finishes the quest, too...

[@thedeaforc]

I wonder why the orcs didn't eat them?

[@hristoskof1]

I don't see why it's considered immoral too... The cringiest moment for me was in Kingdom Come: Delivarence, when I accidentally cane upon a looting NPC and then there was a cutscene in which my character started judging him for it, all the while I was doing exactly the same thing! Even worse - I was leaving the dead bodies in their underwear, while the NPC at least had the decency not to strip them!

[@thedeaforc]

@@hristoskof1 I call it recycling.

[@DgardsGaming]

He’s respecting the dead by using the items to fight the people that killed them 😂🤣

[@britasha1194]

"Hey... wouldn't the dead want to be useful" - A hero.

[@shawncat]

I'm surprised he's not all, "Help me cut the choice meats."

[@melonman6522]

Alternatively, a necromancer

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

@@shawncat Only if he's playing a cannibal side quest.

[@mitchellconner6928]

"Is that a dead body?" "Yeah..." "Well, you know what we should do?" "I don't know, respect them and leave them to their eternal rest?" "Yeah, yeah, and mug 'em"

[@EAGLEBLACKInquisido]

The Mother had some powerful items in her; i mean, what villager casually carries a wand, crystal ball and a spell tome. She was an important character for sure.

[@nebula0024]

You guys said it at the end, but I was thinking to myself all along "wow, the production value on these videos has really gone up!". Well done to everyone involved!

[@TacitusSempronius]

Rowan really treated them with dignity here. They still had their clothes on when he was done.

[@lostree1981]

I too like to copy top comments and pretend they are my own.

[@determineddaaf3]

@@lostree1981 Sometimes multiple people just comment the same thing. It's not always copying.

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

"Dead men don't need silver." - Sandor _'The Hound'_ Clegane

[@TheLastSoundNL]

Wasn't that guy still alive though?

[@lanaz375]

It's all a matter of perspextive i suppose

[@MrBizteck]

@@TheLastSoundNL details details....

[@Synchronised01]

@@TheLastSoundNL semantics.

[@williamthekiller7219]

They need at least one to cross the river

[@jacqueslin8178]

When they had that intense eye contact: Player: You know the rules and so do I

[@dontneedtoknow5836]

Ah adventurer those are some nice wares you have there. You do remember where I just got them. Ah yes adventurer, I'll offer to 500 for them. You could have had them for free if you looted the bodies. Ah yes adventurer. ( confused conflicting emotions expression ), ( smiles ) I'll offer you 500 for them.

[@exurgemars]

This is why I like Metro. There's no "facade". Everyone understands that stripping the dead of their gear is the most sensible of choices. Unless there's shadows nearby.

[@Comicsluvr]

Play Frostpunk. One of your decisions as group leader is whether or not to eat the dead...

[@stevenmcaulay165]

@@Comicsluvr is that game on the PlayStation

[@cenciende9401]

Dude, how could you possibly compare Metro to medieval fantasy?

[@sarahsayshello9726]

I love games that are like that. Ecen the ones that openly criticize you. Like yea itsva fucking tragedy but that rifle is gonna serve me well

[@sarahsayshello9726]

@@Comicsluvr will do! I love eating corpses in games. Anytime catabolism is an option in a game I way over do it. You should see my dry racks in the forest

[@bojke91]

"hey, it's not like they are going to need it in the afterlife"... I just noticed, HE FORGOT TO TAKE THE GOLD!!!!!!

[@napdragon94]

Katria-Really?.......you had to take the armour! Couldn't leave me with a bit of dignity!? Dragonborn:

[@molybdaen11]

Dragonborn: "I take the bones and the soul too."

[@pacificostudios]

Mother: Please look after my Cammy. Adventurer: I will. I promise. Adventurer sells Cammy at the nearest slave market.

[@Cypher77777]

Wow, the acting is very impressive for a video meant as a parody, I even had tears in my eyes :'D Keep up the good work guys!

[@Alhelir]

If there were to be an adventurer’s guide for sure there will be a written rule that says loot everything that isn’t nail down to to the ground and bring a crowbar for the nail down loot, that probably would be in the top 5 rules, probably written in red.

[@embecmom5863]

yup loot everything even though you dont need it, cant use it, dont know what it does have 25 of the same thing. Leave nothing behind.

[@tenderhearthero9602]

Written in blood red, right? *evil laugh*

[@tiredwizard37]

"The subscribe button is somewhere around here." Rowan looted the subscribe button.

[@commander31able60]

"It's very sad that people have died, but lets be practical here..." best attitude for life.

[@raxanimations7215]

I like how the video looks kinda serious but is actually funny

[@clint7247]

He's honoring the dead the only way he knows how.

[@Baraz_Red]

Exactly. It is the heritage they left behind, it is how they live on, and they have no kids left alive to give it to, so. ( rationalization is key in life :P )

[@thomasham130]

@@Baraz_Red Yes sir going to honor that heritage by either selling it off to the nearest vendor, or braking the items down....depending on the game.

[@miss_petrolhead]

"Arthur, what are you doing?!?!?! We gotta get out of here!" _loots every single body, house, wagon, horse, collects plants.._

[@zannynyx4297]

hey this whistle sounds kinda like a train!

[@miss_petrolhead]

@@zannynyx4297 "It's like a choo choo train! Jack would love that!"

[@chupakabra1129]

That was really annoying

[@smellincoffee]

But there could be cocaine gum in the cupboards!

[@SimoneAronica]

All these people appreciating Allan and Rowan, but can we just appreciate the acting of the old woman? That was really top notch.

[@fiedelmina]

Hello??? The lady is probably in her late 30ies. Who do you call old, Millenial?

[@javabytes3204]

That's what I tought. Awesome acting.

[@davidcool5189]

I'm not old. And I'm not a woman! My name's Dennis.

[@rileybourke]

The quality of these EPs are getting so much better, it's an incredible channel growing day by day

[@AlexNV75]

And then you realize stripping dead of their valuables was a common practice for medieval battlefields

[@zeekeno823]

It was like half of the illiad. " Dude killed that bro and looted his wicked duds" -zeekeno translation of the illiad

[@Markworth]

More like stripping the injured of their valuables. If they couldn't defend themselves from being looted, that was good enough.

[@tickticktickBOOOOM]

Pretty much universal through time and space, with the partial exception of when fighting commies; they tend not to have much to loot. Only thing my grandfather found worth taking off a 'good' one was a pair of jump boots the poor bastard came across somewhere. Then some REMF stole them.

[@DjurslandsEfterskole]

Happened during WWII. There are reports of American soldiers taking gold teeth from Japanese soldiers while the later was still alive.

[@shaitarn1869]

After the Battle of Waterloo in 1815 looters wrenched teeth out of the mouths of the dead; they could be sold to dentists to make false teeth.

[@firebrat4324]

I like how he look him in the eyes and opens the inventory screen at the end. Like yep I'm doing this

[@beliotrednar1611]

People think the most used keys after "W" are "A", "S", "D". No, the real answer is "E"

[@manictiger]

ESDF master race, reporting in.

[@Gumshoesamurai]

@@manictiger Earth Space Defense Force?

[@full-timepog6844]

@@Gumshoesamurai i think those may be movement controls like wasd, wet alien space defense.

[@MtnMania]

F for me. Step to the right instead of step foward

[@admiralsquatbar127]

This reminds me of randomly entering a NPC's house and stealing everything from the chests, cupboards and shelves, just after they have told you that they are incredibly poor after their husband/wife/sister/brother has just died and they don't have anyway of paying for the funeral.

[@zimzimph]

Yes, and how they don't alert the guards right?

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

Well, those pieces of gold they had lying around weren't labelled as owned, so they'd probably be fine without them.

[@wonniewarrior]

@@MegamanXfan21xx A rare occasion in fallout, I drop meat at the ghoul dog whenever I see it, or drop off food and water at girl with her father or girl with her robot. I wish I could recruit them to settlement. I also usually arrange a table with food and drinks on i for the kids at somerville..

[@jackyleecs]

Sounds like Hamish's story arc. 🤣

[@shepherdlavellen3301]

everyday Witcher 3

[@coycen]

man. that value is so nice! it's honestly so nice seeing you guys do well

[@RaimaNd]

At least he can't loot the robe of her mother, that would be awkward.

[@silverblade357]

Rowan is like me on every battlefield in Witcher 3.

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

Witcher 1 specifically since the inventory and menu system looks exactly like that.

[@OgreBanani]

"What do I do now?" Me, in my head, screaming: "LOOT THE BODIES!"

[@JachAnen]

Mug*

[@jamesclarkson156]

Imagine if a npc did actually scold you for that while the other one didn't even notice.

[@masonharris9166]

There's a mission in Kotor 2 where if you loot bodies, you get scolded and enemies appear

[@arx3516]

In assassin's creed 2.

[@Robbie32]

There is a Skyrim quest, where this ghost lady scolds you for looting her body.

[@janeenschultz8502]

Another Skyrim quest where you're helping a guy kill a necromancer in his family's tomb. He scolds you but accepts it anyway.

[@RustyMerc4Hire]

@@Robbie32 which one is that?

[@theguylevi]

As the mother is talking, in his head, Rowan is saying: 'Waaaiiit fooor iiit...'

[@MidiboyGregg]

This is great. Love your music as well....the acting is both funny, and actually quite good....the mom especially was good.

[@kylei4153]

Love how there's bodies everywhere, complete disbelief & Rowan just points out "Oh and they've killed this person". Nice Rowan. Love the intuition. 🤣

[@Alistair2926]

wow this was so good! When the scene got serious the acting from everyone was so good I was suddenly wishing I was watching a tv episode that would be 45 minutes long. Loved it

[@sparky4878]

At least he didn’t go Red Dead Redemption and skin the horse.

[@blax140]

might aswell profit from your trusty steads death

[@adarkwind4712]

.......you can skin the horse?

[@sparky4878]

@@adarkwind4712 in the first one you can skin horses and get horse meat. Not played the second for ages. Can’t remember.

[@blax140]

@@adarkwind4712 in the original you can skin horses even your own horse but the skins only sold for 1 dollar

[@junusavior65]

In the words of Kratos, "They have no need of it now, we do."

[@irresponse]

I see that nobody is talking about the "dead" horse, so realistic that I have some questions: Did you killed a horse to film this episode? Or did you borrow a horse corpse from the slaughterhouse? Or is a fake horse made of paper? Or is a drugged horse sleeping? Or is just a really good horse actor? Or it's just computer graphics? Or it's not a horse at all, is a mule?

[@nujevad28]

None of those, it's Adam in a horse costume.

[@ABCovfefe]

Right? " Our production value is actually increasing " like bro did you literally buy a horse

[@eric_moore-6126]

If it's a mule, all the other questions still apply.

[@Ularie]

They choose careful camera angles to never show the lower half of the horse, you only ever see the neck/head. So, most likely its just a fake horse head that they would buy for future use.

[@HighHippy101]

@2:02 you can see it is covered with a red sheet. My guess is its fake and they covered it to hide that fact.

[@shieldphaser]

"What monsters would do this?" *Awkward silence*

[@Sanvone]

"Who could have done this?"

[@janisir4529]

If you kill them first, it's not stolen. -Skyrim

[@maximedeguise9577]

I love how we all knew what was going to happen at the end of the video but waited patiently for him to loot Cammy's mother.

[@Odensrider]

"Oh this is horrible" Nice Day for lootin dead people isn't it? Hu Hah😅

[@GL-Broz]

Hu hah😂

[@Hawky2947]

Let's go muggin'!

[@CromeDomeOmega]

"Hey! You see those dead bodies over there? LETS MUGG THEM!!!"

[@AgneDei]

It was such a tense moment when the mother was dying and Rowan was waiting for the "right" moment to loot her. Epic.

[@TheOpalHammer]

Rapidly pressing E to find the moment when the NPC is lootable.

[@PurieI]

See? He does have respect, just not for the dead.

[@Cantripping]

The mourning of the dead by stripping the corpses of valuables and leaving them to rot on the side of the road is a time-honoured adventurer tradition.

[@Snackx-olotl]

The moment when I see a dead villager being robbed by a teammate: Me: "Uhhh, what are you doing, . . .?" : "Oh! Um, borrowing some . . . gold and . . . um . . . weapons!"

[@iamdamo]

"Well these items aren't going to sell themselves..."

[@naysaykiller928]

Underrated comment.

[@neonbunnies9596]

0:23 Was half-expecting "Can't believe people would slaughter innocent people and leave their loot" but ok

[@DrSwazz]

Then the NPC girl would've heard him and the video would be thrown off

[@MatthewMoudy]

Oh good I was worried I was the only one that thought that

[@NANA-xb8ew]

"Orcs wearing red armor" PlotTwist: Rowan is wearing a Red Cape, the plot thickens 🤔

[@joeyawiki3315]

He's ORK for sure. Using WAAAGH energy to conceal his true self after krumping this poor souls then take the loot

[@elijahh2220]

Probably looted it off the dead orcs

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

Not all Heroes wear caps

[@TrickyTrickyFox]

@@reuvenpolonskiy2544 Brass Caps*

[@Aredel]

Da Krimzon Killaz are back...

[@noahpayne5065]

Still waiting for them to announce Epic NPC Man: the Movie

[@thedeaforc]

Yes, and I want the really ugly Orc.

[@terezakrckova8220]

They have already announced it - it's called Baelin's route and it is already filmed and right now it is being "special effected" :D

[@WaynePozzi]

And released!