Darts Match - The Misfits - Episode 13

The party vs Tra'kel with a game of darts in hopes of finding more answers.
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[@pclouds]

Arrow's health getting low, everybody tries to help somehow. Bob's health low, "yeah he'll be unconscious sooner or later, anyway..."

[@Sage-c6l5n]

Bob's gotta bob

[@MrDavidMoyer]

The difference is: despite being hidden for sneak attack AND having crazy proficiency in stealth and shortbow, Bob still can't hit the broad side of a barn; while Arrow is (currently) the party's primary damage dealer while also being pretty decent at other necessary aspects of adventuring. So if Arrow goes down, it's a likely TPK scenario but if Bob goes down it's just another Tuesday night.

[@pclouds]

@@MrDavidMoyer while true, I don't think the team thinks that strategically. Even if Bubble went down they would pool resources to help the same way. Heck, they saved a no-name NPC in the first episode.

[@MegaRyuki]

@@pclouds Its the difference in mentality, the dudes are "EVERYTHING FOR THE LOLZ", the girls are "We are a team!"

[@LittleDanny9899]

@@MegaRyukiYhea thought i feel like its a bit just due to experiences where teamwork or the like just didnt pay off just recently the Volcano fight is a good example and they also had a slightly different themed Campaign with stuff like the pvp Fight

[@Spencerdoken]

"It's good to play with people who care about their backstories" *Stares directly at Rowan*

[@thegamingallosaurus7281]

Ik its been a month but i think Greg is the funnier one, has no backstory, Bodger, Bob and Baradun meanwhile all have a backstory that ties into the game.

[@ApollonDriver]

The point of Greg is him being an ordinary farmer giving out trivial jobs to adventurers ​@@thegamingallosaurus7281

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Most characters: Let's get the bad guy. Sneaky: Let's disrupt his logistic support.

[@laurensummers4946]

It's the supply chain issues that get them haha

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

Amateurs discuss tactics. Professionals discuss logistics (c)

[@eduardopena5893]

1) They don't know where the main bad guy is. 2) They know where the supply chains are, they are banking on being able to get the information out of one of the lackeys at those locations rather than risk more blood-letting.

[@Cross-Warrior]

Super impressed and wowed by how smoothly Rob kept switching to normal and Tra'kel, especially when he was in intense vampire mode.

[@yoshilu7451]

Rob is a linguist's dream

[@HydroKyl240COG]

Yeah, he’s amazing!!

[@IndigoIndustrial]

@@yoshilu7451 He's a cunning linguist.

[@philipped.r.6385]

@@IndigoIndustrial I see what you did there! 😅

[@mamuf]

Well, it definitely wasn't the first time he showed that skill. It happened, wanna say, several times in the guys campaign. He's a great performer!

[@gun_hound]

Never has an episode been so sexually charged since the introduction of Sandra in the main campaign.

[@onecoolboy98]

Ooo-La La🚬

[@aimojorma7674]

Every day I wish she would appear in either campaign 😂

[@jeffbo7515]

Omg Sandraaaa 😂😂😂 i miss her 😂😂 what a...WOMAN!!! Bodger got so LUCKY 😢

[@Dado_cz]

Sandra should join the Misfits at least for a while🙂

[@sinxenon3181]

I miss Sandra so much!..

[@AruruAruna]

Rob: BONE-CALLER Rhi: bone-crawler, bone-crusher 😂

[@metzdupcounselor]

More like bone-b¡tch 😅

[@eduardopena5893]

Boney M. The bard loves to dance, like Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen, there's a cat that really was gone!

[@Longwing70]

Bone-carver? Bone-cusser? Bone-culler? Bone-kruller?

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Why not give him a few nick names 😂

[@eduardopena5893]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Mr. Crunchbone. Funny Bones. Bone Cold Steve Austin. The Bone Ranger....on second thought, that sounds like an Adult Movie Title.........

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

D.A.R.E. - Darts. Against. Revenant. Entities. Not even once.

[@leickrobinson5186]

Every week, it makes me so happy to hear Rhi’s “Ha-hah!!” as they slow-walk forward. 😄

[@theq86]

My favorite part of that intro too.

[@demonicgourmet]

Same here! I always look forward to it. I noticed that they dropped her laugh in episodes 3 & 4 and was relieved that they brought it back on the 5th

[@e1123581321345589144]

We found a new d&d class, *the Bardbarian* : they rage a lot, but also love to dance.

[@eduardopena5893]

Elllllllll Kabonnnnggggggggggg!!!!

[@rudilator2178]

Canon!

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

I want to play this class now 😂

[@Flipomat1]

Actually I once multiclassed as bardbarian - it was a WWE-ish charakter in game. :D

[@PapaDoob]

That's my D&D and BG3 character currently, a Bardbarian 😂

[@jensennc94]

Tra'kel at the table: Creepy, Predator, Geller-esque Tra'kel at the greenscreen: Apologetic, Nerd, Crybaby

[@M.Datura]

To me it felt like Table Tra'kel was thirsty, and knowing his own power, aware he had kinda been flirting, and Greenscreen Tra'kel had more, teenager with low self-control and self-awareness facing arousal for the like 7th time in his life.

[@alderoth01]

That eye attack though lol. "I just stab him in the eye!! 'that's 34 points of damage'" lol!

[@High-Tech-Geek]

Brain damage. Not even once.

[@stranger83]

- Where's the least invasive place? - My thigh

[@manuw.1161]

Is that an OnlyPatreons scene?

[@janoskis8216]

@@manuw.1161 only one way to find out

[@mg42000]

@@manuw.1161 classic OnlyAdventurers 😂

[@pclouds]

She also shot in a butt hole, and drew boobies... Sneaki as a character is "interesting".

[@AGreyGoat]

Out of context D&D; “Speaking of suck, you know what the payment is”

[@linneany2845]

Well not so much out of context if you see bored horror game d&d

[@xellos5262]

@@linneany2845 that was hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious. Which is pretty much the stick of the main group. :D

[@jimmyhuang3676]

If you bring this totally out of context, I might mistakenly think it's related to what Rowan did in Bored Horror one-shot.

[@Vermouth_19]

I couldn't believe Tra'kel beats Geller's level of creepiness...

[@natashapurnell5781]

Yeah, he's a bit uncomfy.

[@Admiral_Asgrim]

Love the subtitles saying "misfits are my favourite, don't tell the boys" 😂😂

[@demonicgourmet]

“We love a man who journals, y’know?” - oh, Britt. 😂

[@Auris_Foxen]

not sure if I'm more excited or disappointed that the witch light carnival is coming back. I DO know that I'm excited for Rob to bring back the Mr Light voice because it's such a fun voice

[@OdinsHarem]

I'm super stoked. I bet that part is riddled with cool quests. The boys just burned it down, lol 😂

[@duicic8541]

I mean, if Bodger can cause chaos by randomly setting shit on fire and going „AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!“, imagine how Sneaki would do.

[@keyboardSmashed_]

Sneaki and Horatio are so protective. I love it.

[@davidford85]

7:32 The subtitles are really handy for me. I struggle with hearing voices, especially if more than one person is speaking or there's significant background noise, having subtitles really helps to fill in any gaps. So thank you Lor, your hard work is very much appreciated. And of course the extra jokes are like icing on top of the cake 🤣

[@M.Datura]

Same. Not everyone processes at the same speed, nor with the same accuracy, and being able to just stop, read and then move on instead of having to go back, try to understand, fail and try again and again, is invaluable. ACCESSABILITY GO!

[@lol101ioi]

Rob giving hints that it is getting really dangerous to continue playing on, and the group just continues playing thinking is all safe.

[@PoobertFartley]

To be fair, if it were the guys, they would be like: "okay, I think, we have enough information now, let's finish him off now... HELLELELLELEE!"

[@theq86]

This group is good at following leads, playing smart and more mindful of NPC's, but Rob's hints keep going over their heads.

[@OdinsHarem]

@@theq86 I think they're just catching on. They're so fresh in the game... just give it a minute.

[@1Lanavis1]

The vampire is definitely getting too invested in drinking their blood

[@M.Datura]

That someone doesn't directly follow the DM's direction, or keeps going despite signs of danger doesn't neccesarily mean that they don't see them. It seems to me like they weighed it, and decided to do what felt most reasonable to them as their characters. I feel like they're playing at a *table* that is safe, where it's safe to not always be cautious. ​ @theq86 "Keep?" It's been once that they chose not to follow a vague warning of "You know what the risk is now."

[@AdamsCommentBelow]

I hope the carnival got insurance since the last visit from an adventuring party

[@WeddingSingerCB]

Loving the slow sneaking of their backstory information trickling in! I want to know more about all of them.

[@1Randoman]

"Misfits: laughs, Subtitler: *cries*" 🤣 always love the subtitle guy edit: always love lorquin* (just got to the shout out)

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

Lorquin is the best! She is so, so funny!

[@Vermouth_19]

26:02 that karate kick got me good 🤣🤣

[@FenrirWolfganger]

Arrow: leans away, face disgusted Trakel: You are delicious Arrow: chuffed smile.

[@youcefbouda6856]

Bodger: did anyone say GAMBLING?!

[@WhoAmI04490]

That smells like trouble

[@TheXGhost5]

I love the commitment to the "did you see that" :D

[@Ajoh]

“I eat Phoenix.” Fuck I love this show. Hahahahaha

[@MandaPanda3100]

"It's nice to play with people who care about their backstories." Rob laying down the sick burns.

[@EALoArt]

"Spell it:" "con-sent" I mean you nailed it.

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

Oh my, new episode of "gambling girls! "

[@MirZee]

Gambling girls - love it!

[@jaccokoet3888]

BatD would’ve absolutely missed that embershards were the flames, even if they would’ve noticed the flames

[@matluoma9195]

Loving that all the girls are paying attention and trying to fit all the pieces together…. I’m guessing Rob was used to the boys campaign and would expect to hold that in his pocket until he could describe the embers - burning similar to a certain flame behind the undead eyes from the 1st battle.

[@theq86]

Or they notice and IMMEDIATELY forget ten minutes later.

[@emdod_writes]

Rob’s acting, hot damn 🔥

[@HeartBreakBonez]

I'm so glad they acknowledged the jokes in the captions 😂😂😂 I always turn them on!

[@xtifr]

And the captions responded to being acknowledged--just one more thing people who don't turn them on missed! ☺

[@Bald_Monkey]

As soon as Tra’kel lost his composure and drank Arrows life energy - they could’ve been like “you took many many more drops of blood, you owe us 50 answers, we win” 😄 Also, without even checking, i’m 99% sure i know what was the most replayed moment of this episode 😂

[@mouse_kaguya]

Yeah, for me it would’ve been if they actually greenscreened how Sneaky stabbed Tra’kel in the eye)

[@reganes]

Love the shout out to the subtitler - love your work - thank you! 🙂

[@glenadams5694]

Lorquin is the true magic of both series

[@Cathie2209]

Vote for Lorquin! 🥇

[@Twillek1019_]

At this point I’m surprised “did you see that” isn’t a t-shirt lol

[@Gretchen_G]

Idk much about D&D vampires specifically, but based on vampire lore in general, there are some very concerning things going on here. Super interested to see how it all turns out! Especially since Rob clearly does know his vampire lore, and the girls seem not to. 😅 Like, whether he took blood through a bite vs. cut, whether he actually drank the blood or just collected it, how many times he bit them . . . Could make a difference if he tries to influence them later. Also, wish they'd pursued that line of questioning about why Arrow's blood is so appealing. Could just be that she's another vampire, but could be more to it. And they could have bargained for some of his blood! Either collecting it or having Arrow drink from him. Loving this vampire storyline!

[@ezequielnaidich890]

"I'm altering the Deal, Pray I don't alter it any further" Darth Tra'kel

[@EALoArt]

The fact that we have two campaigns on the same area has honestly hyped me up beyond belief.

[@Rinirinirinirin]

38 min?? Vldl, you're spoiling us ❤🐂🧛‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧞‍♀️

[@benmwilliams]

Next week will be about the same length if I remember correctly. You're welcome 😆

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

​@@benmwilliamsI love when the episodes are longer.

[@AxeMan808]

EVERYONE taking notes. Take note.

[@doorofnight87]

Also love the lecturing a vampire about boundaries.

[@OrgangrinderYT]

Rob venting some frustration during the darts 😂🤣.

[@Lyhyt]

Hahahaha love the subtitles as always That’s easy to spell *Misfits* laughs *Subtitler* cries

[@OldMrFrodo]

Come on Horatio, where is the Bardic Inspiration when the ladies need it?

[@theq86]

Sneaki plus Bardic Inspiration could have narrow their loss margin by a lot, but they didn't seem to pick up on Rob's suggestion.

[@High-Tech-Geek]

It takes time to learn your character and all the rules. This is only their second table session.

[@eduardopena5893]

Is nobody curious why Tra'kel seems so intently interested in Sneaki's blood? Is it simply that she is the only one he didn't collect from? Is it because she is part of the faerie folk? Tra'kel was throwing out creepy vibes to Arrow, but I think he was slyly going for Sneaki.

[@Nurichiri]

I think it is just because it is the only blood of the group he hasn't managed to collect. Blood could well equal control, and right now he doesn't have hers.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@Nurichiri Faeries might represent a magic that the Vampires and the "Master" doesn't possess yet. Remember that he was sort of connecting with Sneaki before the whole blood thing.

[@yumiulrich4eva]

Lorquin being hilarious with the subtitles yet again!

[@KaptenInsano]

It's called CONSENT!!! Dang it Trakel

[@jonathanrynjah]

I hope Haratio merged to a Barbarian class and be a Bard-barian..

[@enzi87]

Why is nobody questioning the fact that he's collecting their blood? Is there anything in D&D involving blood control? I feel like the fact that he was so interested in the last one was because he needs/wants to complete the set.

[@eduardopena5893]

He already stated why he wants it. He's giving it to his master for experiments in Necromancy. And for some reason he seems deeply interested in Sneaki's blood more than the others.

[@theq86]

A campaign I was a briefly part of (Grim Hollow) had a lot of that. PCs and NPCs need to be careful of where they bleed.

[@High-Tech-Geek]

@@eduardopena5893 I think because he got everyone else's but Sneaky's.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@High-Tech-Geek Other people brought that up and that is true, but he was acting rather creepily with her ever since he read her thoughts.

[@cameronmaciver7606]

Horatio to multiclass into Barbarian with that rage haha

[@grigorishabunin2079]

Deat Lor, thanks a lot for your work on subs, I appreciate and grateful for this.

[@Godless_Guru]

i recently began rewatching the boy’s campaign (currently only about half way through 😅) but i have to admit, the moment i see the misfits come up in notifications the boy’s campaign is put on hold and the ladies get my full attention, its always fun seeing new players get to grips with D&D but this series has had me in stitches of laughter, long live the misfits! ❤️✌️🤘🖖

[@kerryjohnson3573]

"The thigh" Sneaky should be Freaky

[@theq86]

I love how Phoenix blushed so hard after that line.

[@trm4life]

"Let's not have them expecting that on the green screen!" 😆

[@onecoolboy98]

That Green Screen... about the Child in elowin... does Trakel know Kettle Steam’s Parents?

[@theq86]

Ooooh... That might be cool Easter Egg. Nice catch.

[@AlexanderosD]

I love that "Did you see that?" has become a thing 😄

[@GrahamDayFortressofGeek]

We won't have the dart game take up the whole episode. Dart game takes up whole episode 😆

[@ronarion9646]

Well, technically speaking, it did not take up the whole episode.. It took up more than the whole episode, seeing as how it continues next week 😂

[@Nurichiri]

Worth it!

[@GrahamDayFortressofGeek]

@@ronarion9646 gotta love it 😆

[@szu24]

Watching "ADHD and me" (having it myself), i came up with worst idea for curse. For spell casters only- Every concentration check with disadvantage. Tradeoff- once per day (at random) there is hyperfocus state- in this state there is concentration check with advantage, however if spellcaster fail this check it triggers RAGE.

[@cheathyou]

Before Rob gave the shout out, I always have subtitles on and always very impressed by it especially the subtitles for sounds. Cheers to Lorquin for sure!!!

[@SlothLinn]

Love how Rob just went with the whole journal thing when he was looking for his notes 😂

[@broomemike1]

Lol, "this only will allow Bone caller to control those who previously died." Britt, the vampire, "he won't want MY blood."

[@adrgs12]

I wonder if they'll step in the wild beyond the carnival again this time, one hag is still alive... Great episode, I'm loving this as much as the boys

[@theq86]

Oh they're gonna LOVE Mr. Light.

[@renab.7390]

Lorquin shoutout, hell yeah! 🤘 You're the best subtitler ever, rock on!

[@nivalshade]

6:10 self-assembly captions

[@fenrirwalker7083]

How Dare you! I have an entire drawer full of handkerchiefs LMAO

[@ivanfiodorov6429]

Sneaky is ON FIRE

[@ryanjohndavies4092]

Now I want VLDL/Azerim version of Guess Who

[@Liesl_Frank]

Totally want that

[@onecoolboy98]

How about an Eye Spy game called “Did you see that?!”

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

I want it to be as dark as the VLDL "Guess Who" sketch

[@Dogo.R]

The first thing id ask on the first win would be "What motivational reasons do you have for our blood?"

[@Dosbomber]

Foreshadowing... I have a feeling those handkerchiefs are going to come back again in 20 episodes or so. 😉

[@notgerheinz]

Can't help it, but the "did you see that thing" will never get old for me.

[@MirZee]

getting all the references is almost frustrating because you KNOW and you want the characters to know but they don't know XD

[@abhisekbus]

Wait, didn't Rob mention that Bonecaller can't do anything with "Living" blood but can do a lot with "Undead" blood and Arrow just forgets that vital plot information and gives her blood? I am sure Rob won't bring this up ever again.

[@SarielAdvent]

I don't know. I kind of love Tra'kel's vibe.

[@gweebara]

As always tales of the misfits is some of the best content of VLDL

[@willburr2544]

Horatio be like: I HATE WHEN THINGS THAT I HATE HAPPEND, IM MAKES ME HATE IT EVEN MORE!!!

[@DiscontentKiwi]

Me during most of this episode: 👁️👄👁️💧 Also, "I eat Phoenix" is an amazing quote

[@High-Tech-Geek]

She should have said "Sneaki", not Phoenix. 😨

[@SteamCampo]

I really hope that the Girls can finish this side quest and their story can be linked to the main story with the Boys to have an epic confrontation against the BBG and see Rob battle against 8 D&D players at the same time; The chaos will be epic. ❤

[@SheaDay30]

At some point there needs to be a girls vs guys pvp team battle... I realize that many players to track would be an absolute nightmare for Rob.

[@demonicgourmet]

I can’t wait to see how Rob will get them on the same level. The boys are way ahead rn

[@arlensandinobarrameda8108]

Great idea, but the boys currently has higher levels compared to the girls not to mention more battle experience so it would be an unfair match, but love the idea. Rob would probably add lair mechanics, dang, the chaos and fun that would be.

[@Mirmi11]

I wonder what would have happened if Arrow decided to go for Tra'kel's blood, instead - he's already been injured and bleeding 🌚

[@pclouds]

is that vampire's making out, or just communal meal?

[@olivertunnah3987]

Rob missed a trick (joke). Arrow: You suck! Tra'kel: Well I am a vampire...

[@katemarz2521]

Absolutely loving the Misfits campaign!

[@northernepicadvenure]

Did Sneaki escape when Bodger burned down the carnival?

[@aghi6086]

The subtitler Lorquin is the best !

[@Sicod79]

Sneaky's little kick in the green screen...chef's kiss!

[@tiktikboom2371]

The lassies take so much more notes than the lads lol

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

I ship Arrow with Tra’kel now!

[@Nurichiri]

They were certainly loading on the chemistry there!

[@gabrielarivero4949]

Me too!!! I love the tension they have❤️‍🔥

[@neowolf09]

10:27 that was actually very humble of him to give a genuine apology. Daddy energy indeed. 😊

[@star.am-a]

13 episodes in and way more attached to this storyline than the 200 episodes of NPC dnd

[@sarahbonney4058]

I’ve never wanted to be part of a group more than the misfits…great job!

[@john_stafford]

A carnival? Ewolin forest? I have a feeling the misfits are going to have a run-in with the Witchlight Carnival in the near future, or at least I hope they do

[@patrickwilliamson1248]

Emotional whiplash is the norm for The Misfits

[@neowolf09]

I feel Horatio's rage about the Order. Can relate. 😂

[@secret-alias]

I saw that.

[@Chilliconkanye]

Did you see it? I saw it

[@nukacola3218]

I may have seen but did you?

[@JJMK7092]

Did you see that?

[@originallyjohn2196]

Wait, you saw that!?

[@Kargoneth]

I think I saw that thrice.

[@tjrobards]

All four players taking notes? Such a contrast to BaTD, lol.

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

I wonder if it will be easier to just go after Bonecaller or to cut off the supply of embershards.

[@rudivonstaden]

Damn, Rob is a good DM

[@charlenea2747]

Saw num, num, num and spit out my coffee.

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

For sure not garlic and fish! Num num num!

[@Keller5327LV]

A Vampire has a 0 history stat....what?

[@Dreadbringer]

You can always not give an f, specially the older you get

[@Benbeenbee]

Arrow is a young dhampir

[@MrDavidMoyer]

35:30 Point of fact, a desert can be a marsh or swamp or even contain a lake or river or an entire sea. The defining characteristic isn't how much water is on the ground or not; it's how much precipitation falls from the sky. If an area gets less than 10 inches (25.4 cm) of rain, snow, and sleet in a typical year, then regardless of what else is found there it is technically a desert. Certain areas in Mexico are deserts but they also have considerable water supply from permanent rivers and underground springs; these areas are called "Cienegas" which comes from the Spanish phrase "Cien Aguas" or "hundred waters" which describes and area that is lush with fresh water springs where you normally wouldn't expect to find any water.

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

Damn, that sneak attack from Sneaky was so badass!!! Did you see that?!