17 Rants in 4 Minutes

[@papaya1551]

"You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!" Best Hank Green quote ever.

[@papaya1551]

OMG! 40 likes?! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

[@KarateShotokanKid1]

papaya1551 What's better is that a guy just below you commented the exct same thing and you both have the same number of likes!

[@heyyyy8918]

😂😂😂

[@coena9377]

I agree that “gay” is an extremely lame and immature insult. Instead, I like to use “passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee”.

[@TheSquigy]

It's a modern Shakespeare insult

[@FyreHeartStudios]

I'm crying. Like, literally, crying. 😂

[@Mgdr2011]

Ketchup pee!!!

[@Lyw1234567890]

I've watched 3:37 7 times already and the "GAH" at the end just keeps getting funnier

[@orbemsolis]

Lisa Wang XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@nathandaniel5451]

Lisa Wang 3:40

[@orbemsolis]

hills nathan love that

[@LOLzim2good4u]

Lisa Wang Bless you for point that out. I don't even know why it's that funny.

[@truboo4268]

+Lisa Wang I really wanna use that insult.

[@yokab]

Man, we need more of Hank ranting on stuff.

[@LucasBenderChannel]

So glad that 7 years later, we have Hank on TikTok.

[@sara-ww8eq]

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[@rachelferguson2376]

'You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!' *laughs* Get's me every time! :D

[@abigailagan7931]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....hilarious!

[@stormcloudsabound]

dftba's got a shirt of it now. not sure if it's still on sale but dude, it's great :)

[@CrayonOlay]

i'm gonna store this insult for use later...xD

[@moviemadness2009]

I was eating when he said that. I nearly lost myself. :P

[@hello_olivia_here]

Laurie Pavero me too, ohmygosh

[@ericwinter2083]

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

[@alexpayne4582]

what about the contents of a vacuum (which is nothing btw if u didn't know)

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne a vacuum isn't a 'thing', the actual definition of a vacuum is 'nothing' ["a space devoid of matter"] which you just stated. In brackets. As a side note. Therefore your point is moot. And stupid.

[@ericwinter2083]

Jemima Murphy he probably watched like 2 physics documentaries and now thinks he has his phd in physics

[@alexpayne4582]

Jemima Murphy but you said everything and if there is something for it to be considered existent like the vacuum of space then yes a vacuum is a thing whether devoid of matter or not it still exists unless you want to leave a space station with no suit on so yes it is a thing in existence and I remind you 'everything thing in existence is a chemical'

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne A vacuum isn't a thing in existence though! That's the point! Hahaha please google this before commenting any more! It's not "the vacuum of space" it's "space is a vacuum" - it is a word used to describe nothing, as words are a human institution you can't expect every descriptive word to be a physical thing, you know? I know you are trying and I don't want to come across as rude I'm honestly attempting to be helpful, it's genuinely interesting though, so do google it.

[@coglineerro730]

#PassiveAggressiveRobotSackOfKetchupPee

[@DaveGaming99]

Charlie Grant GAH

[@Tailikku1]

#GAH

[@gracehopps2009]

Passive Aggressive Robot Sack Of Ketchup Pee Iconic. If you make this into a t-shirt I will buy 3 of them over the course of my lifetime.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

If I tried to talk as fast as Hank I'd probably faint because I wouldn't have time to breathe. How the hell does he do that? xD

[@user-dt4mi5ye6y]

Jump cuts. It's not like he sits and does this whole video in one take. It's probably the most used editing tool on KZbin.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

WireDxEntitY Even with the jump cuts, he still talks pretty damn fast. =P

[@renoloverxoxo]

It's because of the 4 minute time limit.

[@christianloper9483]

Eh, it's not that hard. You've just got to get your blood flowing. D:

[@JasonVaysberg]

He might speed up the video slightly to get under 4 minutes without it being noticeable too.

[@heyysimone]

I LOVE the part about not knowing every single detail of something youre a fan of. Everyone starts out not knowing, it doesnt make them less of a fan. And some people also dont have memories as good as others. I can quote the entire film Juno, it doesnt mean that i like it more than my sister does though.

[@HouseMDaddict]

heyysimone I feel like it's boring if you know every detail of something. I personally like discovering new things about something of which I am a fan. It's like a neverending puzzle where pieces connect sometimes!

[@MrZAP17]

+heyysimone It's also that people have different strengths. I'm a Star Wars fan. I've been a Star Wars fan for a long time, and in that time I've both accumulated a ton of trivia knowledge and met a lot of other Star Wars fans. I can tell you all about the extras in the cantina scene, or the history of the Sith, or the galactic geography, but if you ask me to quote the films word for word, or even a full scene at any point in any of the movies? I can't do that. I've never been able to do that, because my memory doesn't work that way (and also I don't see the point in making the effort). But I can introduce you to people who can, or who know more about other things than I do. The idea that to be a fan you need to know EVERYTHING about your chosen fandom is ludicrous, especially when there's so much information to go through and when most people are honestly a fan of more than one thing anyway.

[@aireannawachal5326]

number seven is my favorite. just because I don't know every single little tiny thing of that fandom.....doesn't mean I "don't deserve to even know about it" or I" am not really a fan at all. just a wannabe"

[@metallsnubben]

Indeed, would not an interest in deepening ones knowledge of a subject be pretty central to the definition of a "fan", and would that not mean that one had stuff left to learn?

[@saaargummm1868]

I'm so ashamed I used to be that person who believed that not knowing everything means you are not a real fan.

[@geepersweepers3184]

I agree. Besides, at one point off and start off as people who don’t know much about the fandom. I don’t think it makes sense that a person who had been a friend longer is making fun of another person was in the same situation they were before.

[@marthawilkinson3238]

For some reason im fine with other people being new/not knowing a lot about a fandom(even excited about educating them about it) but do I hold myself to the same standard/expectation? Ha! Nono which is why I have to watch every single vlogbrothers video chronologically before I can start watching their current ones and calling myself a proper fan🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@EiferBrennan]

I die laughing every time Hank calls the "U-Scan" a "Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee!".

[@lizs.3130]

GAH!!!!

[@minefilms1122]

XD

[@robertofontiglia4148]

He... says that once. Just the one time... Or do you watch this in a loop ?

[@issy1386]

thank you for introducing us all to the phrase 'diabolical turd face'. That's amazing.

[@jangwoo24]

I love it when Hank goes insane in 3:32

[@ajmorgan3420]

no, in 3:40

[@ajmorgan3420]

GAH!

[@pantopia3518]

Is there a way to down load "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE ... GAH". ?

[@claired5829]

The GAH killed me

[@jefferygiraffe2668]

There needs to be a shirt made.

[@keokiracerhalsteren]

cant choose name I have the seperate clip here, just go to keepvid or something like that to download it :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvTeZVura5sjc0

[@FuzzballZebrakinz]

cant choose name I made it a gif! kzbin.info?v=xV_4EA-wrPc&g=RURkv4NXY9s

[@claired5829]

Fuzzball Zebrakinz you are the savior, god bless you

[@jasminewang6690]

"ye passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee" Shakespearean insult of the century

[@irellyvant]

i have watched this so many times and somehow hank being unbelievably frustrated and angry brings me so much joy

[@LibertyLikes]

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!

[@bentschirhart249]

ARVYTANG AHZ KAMIKLES

[@martysue3704]

Victory Nepeta JHA JHA, CTHULU PHFTHAGN!

[@bentschirhart249]

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[@LibertyLikes]

Oh dear God what have I started

[@bentschirhart249]

ARVYTANG AHZ NOT NOT KAMIKLES?

[@deathsheir2035]

Actually, it is a good idea to let out your anger every once in a while. Short term, versus long term effects. The short term of letting out your anger, is you get angrier, however, the long term, you feel better. Where not letting out anger, short term, you seem like a nice happier person, but the long term you'll just become an angry person with uncontrollable spouts of rage.

[@Datalore2371]

1:30 I have had "IT'S YOUR PEE AND SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP" play in my head literally EVERY time I've used the bathroom for the last 6 years So thanks, Hank. The toilet seat is always cleaner after I use it thanks to you.

[@chocolateer8907]

10 years later and I came back here to say this! Hank has made the world a better place in a lot of big ways but also in a lot of little ways

[@ascott741]

10 years late and no one is mentioning the dolly zoom at 3:03!!!!!!!!! That was chef's kiss

[@PaulLaPorteJr]

...Just shake up the squeezable ketchup bottle, man.

[@TheInfamousBertman]

This was my only problem with the video. Shake the bottle = no ketchup pee.

[@WhimsicalBlades]

I have had a very stressful and draining day today. Watching random vlogbrothers videos might be the only thing at this moment that can make me feel good. Thank you both for being awesome and reminding me the world is bigger than myself. Also, "passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee... GAH!" always makes me laugh, so thanks, Hank. I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to express my exhausted and stressed out gratitude for what seems like the only bit of genuine, untainted enjoyment I've had all day.

[@ColorPixie81]

I love this channel. I am new to the channel, and I found it due to the Fault in Our Stars. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Hank, you are hilarious!! Keep being awesome!!

[@Awesomeness2728]

Oh my god this is the hardest I've laughed in months. *EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!!*

[@meghanhaynes4279]

Water, your body, omega 3 fatty acids, raspberries, EVERYHING

[@tiffanyrosejenks3963]

Me too. Thank you Hank Green

[@FullElectronOrbital]

Hank, one rage every three months is permitted. Just try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.

[@mikedavey1996]

Eating a tub of lard while watching a Firefly marathon. That's probably a thing.

[@TheSolitaryGrape]

When you were saying about how you have it good and everything, it reminded me of a conversation my mum and I had recently, and she said one thing that really stuck in my mind- 'Just because other people have problems worse than yours, does not mean your problems are insignificant.' god damn I love my mum

[@thepip3599]

It's funny how when you're writing a comment, it says "share your thoughts" but you can post nothing but a space, and it will work.

[@thepip3599]

[@kynigosthewolf4573]

The Pip

[@ActionLandFilms]

Was that your only thought

[@Bearsca]

Some people's thoughts are nothing more than a single space ...

[@remyratatouille9928]

I LOOVVE THIS!!! My friend and I quote it waay to often!

[@lydiamcroberts9576]

I'm that friend aren't I??

[@remyratatouille9928]

Yes Lydia, you are! You diabolical terdface! (I kid, I kid)

[@darkroselight3835]

Every now and then I come back here for the boost of serotonin.

[@haleydawson11]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I come to this video. This is my favorite.

[@yogurtfluff1]

LOL! The best insult for a self serve checkout ever.

[@forsagebone]

Watching Hank freak out has got to be one of the best things in this world XD

[@eggtart2290]

Best insult: Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee

[@playme676]

GAH!

[@geekgirl5675]

I have watched this video so many times. It was the video that introduced me to vlogbrothers and it has forever been my favorite.

[@FaelynDexter]

Still one of my favorite videos.

[@AliztheAwesom1]

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE is my new go to insult.

[@crocussativus]

2:30 gets me every time

[@mimikechan]

I just bwafflesnorted my way through this :3 I am in total agreement with the device for indicating your intention to turn, seems to be an optional extra on a lot of cars these days. Good rant a* would watch again.

[@dracognia]

I agree with EVERYTHING said in this video. These rants are so spot-on that it's... YES!!!

[@jura3899]

Ha. Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee is the funniest sentence I've ever heard!

[@chaotic_cassie7915]

Haha nice video, totally agree especailly with the gay as an insult thing. I like what you said about having the right to rant. There's a quote that I love: “I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn't really change the fact that you have what you have.” ―Stephen Chbosky

[@kolyabean]

This is one of my all time favorite vlogbrothers vids. :)

[@kolyabean]

8 years later this is still true. I can recite basically the entire thing. So that's fun

[@randomgirll3123]

I showed my cousion the part about using gay as an insult. She called you gay I yelled "immature and stupid", and I got yelled at... :I I hate social convention...

[@zingeuron5094]

Don't worry. 40 years from now when people use f*g or gay (in an insulting way) people will look at them like they said n-------.

[@randomgirll3123]

It bugs me so bad though...

[@ajmorgan3420]

If you ask a friend over, DON'T TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

[@HakuRules1133]

Hank, you are the cutest.

[@pantsrevolutions]

You have no idea how many times I have played this video just for the "EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!" rant.

[@jamessanders6750]

I want "Everything is chemicals" on a t-shirt.

[@thefailurezone4689]

Best moment: *dramatic zoom* So don't!

[@Account-go7lv]

This is your primal scream

[@kopymatic]

1:38 ha ha. I have seen MUCH worse. In first grade, someone LITERALLY POOPED ON THE SEAT! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DOES THAT!? It (the poo) sat there for the rest of the week and mysteriously disappeared over the weekend. There were scrape marks on the seat. I believe they remained there for 3ish years

[@emmaleptich4214]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! every part, every sentence, every WORD of this video is SO TRUE! i couldn't of said it better. THIS IS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING!

[@garetr]

I totally agree regarding the bathroom paper rant. Do those companies really save money when I fold the bathroom paper 10 times to make the process somewhat sanitary?

[@maggiemiller3174]

The fact that hank years later would call American his favorite cheese, referencing its wigglyness, is character growth.

[@stealthlock6634]

1:15 This one hits harder since I learned about Hank’s ulcerative colitis

[@lizzychan844]

The earphone and chair thing! I broke my favourite pair of earphones because of that!

[@evanknowles4780]

Lizzy C I would've broken the chair

[@thomaswillard6267]

Why don't you just not leave your "favourite pair of earphones" on the floor where the chair can tool over them.

[@lizzychan844]

Not really now that I'm aware of the problem.

[@OnesTheGoodWereTaken]

"PARSOKP" is now my favorite insult.

[@thoughtfulusername16]

I laughed so hard at the chemicals rant. One of my biggest pet peeves

[@spacepopeXIV]

Hank is hilarious and so angry at times on his Twitter and TikTok nowadays and I love it! So I literally searched up Hank Green mad on KZbin to find this gem. We need more angry but good people like Hank to counter the angry horrible people in the world.

[@emullinsstreams]

3:33 Gets me every time. xD

[@JamesLewis007]

y'know you do have the option to mute the passive aggressive voice on self serve checkouts. It's the volume control at the bottom of the screen. Give it a try some time.

[@cassie3854]

WAIT WHAT

[@JamesLewis007]

Vanelope VonShweets yep :)

[@globypants6057]

THANK YOU YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE AND THE LIFE OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN GROCERY STORES.

[@jbkjbk1999]

But Hank! if you shake the bottle before you use it, you dont get the pink ketchup piss!

[@5mileyrox5]

this is probably one of my favourite hank videos!

[@TerryBadger]

You need your own TV station 24/7 ...

[@tompov227]

0:52 me @ everyone I know

[@evelynnwhitebridge2497]

You know, I have to point out that indeed a "turdface" would seem to stand to gain from increased ply in toilet paper, unless their defining feature was crucial to their identity, in which I would have to understand why the propagation of that ply would be ideal.

[@hughburroughs]

I'm in the middle of a really bad classroom meet. And this really made my day.

[@softserve2734]

As soon as he starts talking about Buffy the vampire slayer I couldn't help but think he and AmazingPhil need to collaborate xD

[@biblinaaltaji296]

we're in too deep mate

[@morganmurphyloves1D]

Firefly and Buffy....I love you Hank ❤️

[@thoughtsfromahead]

A Hank favorite

[@LovesMusicAngel]

I love the Green brothers... This seriously never fails to make me chuckle

[@JaredOttoMusic]

If the toilet paper was perforated, would it be "TEARableness?" :D

[@monineath8490]

I hate people who can't understand that not everybody comprehends things the same way as they do. Dear delinquent friends: if you see this, please stop punching me. It really freaking hurts and don't you dare expect me to just think that you're joking.

[@amaliagonzalez4892]

i watch this video every few months, it's probably my favorite thing in all of youtube

[@chesseswar]

0:54 I thought he was going to say Your Mom -_- oh how my friends have poisoned me so

[@robertgao565]

YOUR MOM HAS POISONED YOU

[@maggiewang4333]

YOUR POISON HAS MOMMED YOU

[@noahogata8420]

YOUR MOM HAS MOM POISON

[@robertgao565]

YOUR POISON HAS MOM MOM

[@maggiewang4333]

NO

[@aubriedeming2252]

I yelled at SIX people today for using gay as an insult. SIX FREAKING PEOPLE. THAT'S SIX LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS. THAT IOS ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

[@skeetersorenson4909]

If your nose whistles, LEAVE THE ROOM AND BLOW YOUR STUPID NOSE!

[@justjessing4980]

POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS I HAVE SEEN ON KZbin! I swear I've ranted about each of those things on multiple occasions.

[@bambilawl27]

I LOVE THIS> THAT IS NOT CHEESE> THANKYOU

[@ashleycasey2093]

I've never seen a nerd this angry,since that nerd got into a fight about religion with a christian.

[@Roma-kp4qg]

Bill Nye?

[@manguy01]

I loved this. But about the "gay" thing. (it's not really a problem for me, because I was brought up to not use the word) I know it's offensive, but i mean, come on. It's not even an etymologically useful word. It's an arbitrary and irrational term. You can't really be surprised when people use it to describe things that are arbitrary and irrational.

[@Snugfly]

u know your comment can be mistaken for u saying u believe that being gay is arbitrary and irrational.

[@Snugfly]

your comment could be misunderstood. others may think u belive being gay is arbitrary and irrational. which it is niether.

[@manguy01]

That's not what I meant although, I'm sure some people would actually agree with that. But, fanatical support of the homosexual movement like we do is a bit arbitrary and irrational. No one makes a big deal when people call things "lame" or "dumb." It's fashionable to fight for gay rights because we want people to think we're modern and moral. But few people actually know anything about what they're talking about.

[@helgakrobo]

MicManGuy Try "retarded" as an insult in a normal conversation: watch everyone flip their shit. "lame/dumb": there is neither a movement to defend nor a history of wide discrimination of people who can't walk well OR people who think slowly. Try again.

[@manguy01]

olegator5 You just made my point for me: There's no movement to defend the dumb and the lame. It's not what's popular. Which do you care about? People hurt by terms turned derogatory or being able to brag about how self-righteous you are? Also, Dumb means "mute" (cannot talk). For the better part of our history, the mute were considered stupid and the cripple were considered parasites. Oh, but defending those minorities isn't what's "in" right now, so who cares?

[@abbystreu2253]

When I feel irritated, uptight, upset, or sad, I watch this video and it makes me feel a ton better. Happiness is key. Hilarious video. DO ANOTHER PLEASE...

[@snakehands]

Ya it is weird that people use 'gay' as an insult, the other day I saw someone on youtube use 'transgender' as an insult. Like saying it to a pre-adolescent boy who I guess he thought looked girly 'cuz his hair was long and curly and he had really big eyes. Did I just make a poem?

[@metallsnubben]

It really is weird. It's just like using left-handed as an insult. You're not insulting the person you want to insult because IT'S A VERY NEUTRAL TRAIT THAT JUST OCCURS IN PEOPLE, yet you're insulting left handed people by implying that it's negative. HRRRNG

[@joeyverliesharen]

Too bad he didn't say that insulting people using 'gay' is just a super gay thing to do. I was really hoping he would say that.

[@saltyman7888]

except 'transgender' is like a greek/latin fancy word.

[@eldarauko]

Seriously people. Please stop saying "That's gay". Even more importantly, PLEASE stop using "retarded" as an insult. You're really just saying "that's stupid" or "messed up" and gay people or people with special needs are neither.

[@PeachReaver]

Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee..XDDD

[@manuel8887]

Or PASOKP.

[@MeggieDinosaur]

This is, hands down, the best VlogBrothers video.

[@chazzergamer]

I feel envigerated to have my own rants so here I go! 1. If you bring your phone to a cinema, TURN IT OFF!!! Honest to god I saw one kid bring a PSP into the film thAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! 2. People who think that the term "Mary Sue" means a character who is perfect are gonna have a bad time since thats wrong! It means "A character who is so perfect that they are unharmed and not threatend by the works of the narritive." 3. Anyone who says "You don't get it" in a vapid attempt to sound superior please feel free to drench yourself in oil and light yourself on fire! 4. Strong female characters are characters that are written as deep and complex as their male counter parts and NOT just a cheap badass action girl!! Black Widow (In the movies) is not a strong female character since she is no where near developed as the other male heroes (Though I hope this will change with upcoming movies). 5. If you watch a show or movie simply because there are attractive people in it and no other reason you need to reevaulate your priorities. 6. People who argue over sub or dub anime need to go back into 2008 when this debate was still new because the rest of us anime fans are fucking sick of it!! 7. Shipping is fun. Shipping real people is fun. Deluding yourself into saying that 2 people are a thing or that their sexuality is different than what they say because of your ship is creepy and needs to stop (Dan and Phill fans I'm looking at most of you). 8. Fellas! If you are put in the friendzone then maturely accept rejection and continue to support your friend. Go all fedora "nice guy" on her and you deserve to be eaten alive by tiny ants from the inside out!! 9. If you laugh or belittle a straight guy for not wanting to kiss/caress sexually/advanced physical contact for hypothetical amount of money than please leave this planet and tell me what its like to breathe on Mars! Its not that they are homophobic that it makes them uncomfortable but the fact that they are not attracted to men! Just like how a lesbian would be uncomfortable in the same situation! 10. Tumblr....just Tumblr's attitude in general. 11. And finally!! If you throw away more than 3 slices of pizza in one sitting then I will personally rip down your throat and rearrange all your inner organs to the point where your heart in near your crotch and your bladder is in your lung!!

[@izzyGO52]

Sorry this is random but are you a fan of Jake and Amir, If I Were You? :D

[@chazzergamer]

izzyGO52 No I've never heard of those two. What made you ask though?

[@izzyGO52]

Haha Sorry it was the ant imagery which made me think of it but it was probably a bit far fetched XD

[@chazzergamer]

izzyGO52 Oh ok, in any case no I haven't even heard of them.

[@sedrickalcantara9588]

Charlie Brown Teo things: the first is i read this all in Hank's voice. Second, this needs to go viral.

[@emilybuesing5157]

Amen Hank. Amen.

[@maroonggirl]

I think I've ranted about at least 15 of these things at some point or another. ESPECIALLY people not wiping up their frigging pee! Oh but I've had worse, Hank. While working at Wendy's, someone's baby's full diaper spilled all over the floor of the bathroom. You know who had to clean up all that baby poop? Yeah. Me. I'm talking like a giant pile of diarrhea. How something so teeny and adorable can produce that much crap, I will never know. To the mom's credit, she tried to clean it up. But the frigging cheap toilet paper just wasn't doing it. It just added to the mess.

[@emmavanlieshout9389]

I remember watching this when it came out and laughing uncontrollably then immediately rewatching it. I wonder what it says about me that this is one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos, but it matters that it makes me laugh.

[@thesafteycrazycuber]

It's actually been found that gif is pronounced as yiff

[@SayHelloHelli]

oh I love yiffing

[@thesafteycrazycuber]

That's fine and dandy with me.

[@Ambiguous9]

I agree with like all of this

[@sevencinderblocks]

Calls America the wealthiest country. Lol

[@CharlieSalvatore1958]

This has got to be one of my favs

[@LibertyLikes]

BTW: If you hit UP on the ketchup bottle, the ketchup will come out please spread the word this is IMPORTANT

[@gracestewart8168]

Yeah, if you tap the glass 57 on a Heinz bottle, (or the same spot if it's not a Heinz bottle) it will make the ketchup come out much faster.

[@michaelwalker4977]

Grace Stewart I was just about to give this same advice. Hold the bottle at about a 45 degree angle and tap the "shoulder" of the bottle (where the 57 is stamped on a Heinz bottle) with the side of your other hand and within about 10 taps it will start flowing. Or, as the friend who taught me this trick explained it, "You just spank the 57."

[@user-ne3ze4zz7r]

Wealthiest country? The country that has $17.3 trillion in debt? o_o

[@ashleycasey2093]

Yep but we're still wealthy.

[@trevorsullivan2331]

Debt is not the opposite of wealth.

[@lolygagger5991]

cool fact america is not the most wealthiest country

[@lolygagger5991]

Ky Doyle are you correcting me or acting American

[@lolygagger5991]

Pie Does Games I am not jealous I just feel about America as the feeling of a the countries except America

[@lolygagger5991]

Pie Does Games alright then did you know the income of America is lower then the Canadian income

[@lolygagger5991]

Pie Does Games and here is the proof of Americans being the worst a human can be

[@lolygagger5991]

Pie Does Games what makes you think I live in a cave?!

[@theresan4464]

This video makes my day I always come back to watch it when I feel shitty

[@PinkThorn242]

Isn't it actually illegal to sell that stuff as cheese in the US?

[@EmpressKaga]

No, but it SHOULD be.

[@fathog4900]

psssh, no, common actually.

[@icannotchoose]

Things that should be illegal in the US: 1. Cigarettes 2. Guns (outside of certain places, I.e. gun ranges) 3. AND THAT STUPID STUFF THAT KRAFT CALLS CHEESE!!!

[@meman383]

Drama_Llama_5000 Guns shouldn't be illegal to be sold in the US, it's our right by the Bill of Rights to bear arms.

[@PinkThorn242]

Novapolitan Novathiest Priest The Bill of Rights doesn't say guns though. Just "Arms".