"Full Metal Strikes Back" - (2/6) Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket

Part 2 of 6 of the "Star Wars Meets Full Metal Jacket" Series
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[@Clicint]

I love the idea of Vader just standing on the bridge shouting cadences at the top of his lungs.

[@MrPjw5]

Clicint He’s like that boss you have who’s a senile blowhard; keeps making you do shit that’s bad for the company and you have to do it otherwise you’re out of a job.

[@darthnihilus3447]

Drill Instructors/Sergeants will actually do this to themselves for practice calling cadence. It's a little weird to hear it if you're not used to it

[@handsomesquidward5160]

He's so powerful he turned the empire into the marine corps

[@Mandelbrotmat]

........what lungs?

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@Mandelbrotmat you just see him adjusting the volume knob to make himself louder

[@AKJames762]

I can hear Gunny now upon seeing the sequel movies: "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?"

[@juicebox9465]

Brilliant

[@bamarine247]

Kathleen Kennedy: “The Force is female.” Darth Gunny: “WHO’S THE SLIMY COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLETOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS (her) OWN DEATH WARRANT?!!!”

[@deadlyraver4454]

*Emperor:* "the force is strong with him." *R Lee Vader:* "No shit." Best line right there.

[@Gavin53zane]

Imma start saying that every time I get grounded.

[@iim4xii129]

Nearly pissed myself

[@Gavin53zane]

He definitely deserves to be in a tim burton film

[@rolandodennis8385]

"The force is strong with this one" ...... "no shit!"

[@bentramer682]

R- Sunday ho-lee-jesus!!

[@TheY2AProblem]

I was going to comment that.

[@TheY2AProblem]

3:06

[@thomasrobinson8758]

This is some of the funniest shit that I ever saw.my sides are hurting lmfao

[@ronyoung1407]

[W] Emperor appears; Do you know who Charles Whitman was? Yes, he could destroy us. That's affirmative, Charles Whitman killed 12 people from a 28 story observation tower at the University of Texas!

[@elagabalus6948]

10 seconds *falcon escapes* YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

[@edwardpennacchini7841]

No I am not shitting you

[@gladfan1989]

I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.

[@KorbinX]

That was the best one imo ^-^

[@juanelorriaga2840]

That was fuckin priceless haha

[@nevanramirez8287]

That was freakin perfect

[@ryanvolz4712]

I love the beginning where Vader is on the bridge ranting about the corps, all the guys are looking like, "Welp, Vader has lost it again, give him room!"

[@Alpah-77]

@Ryan Volz sir i dont think lord vader is stable because he killed my squad commander yesterday saying that "he didnt have the balls to serve in his corps"

[@toddmiller5884]

@@Alpah-77 "Your Excellency, I tried to give Lord Vader a report on our search for the Millennium Falcon and all he wanted to know was if I sucked dick!" "That's nothing, Your Excellency. Our Star Destroyer commander was choked to death by Lord Vader for being hungry!" "And then, Your Excellency, Lord Vader walks around the bridge of the Executor singing songs about things like Eskimo pussy and something called the United States Marine Corp."

[@Alpah-77]

@@toddmiller5884 ok that's way worse

[@toddmiller5884]

@@Alpah-77 "Wait, Your Excellency, this tops it all! We located the Rebel base on Hoth and the probe droid was transmitting images of the shield generator. Lord Vader takes one look and starts yelling WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

[@sandorhartig3957]

Holly Jesus!....what Is that?.....whatafak Is that?.......

[@natenizz8930]

Vader: How tall are ya private? Yoda: 2'9" Vader: 2'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[@JohnRichards67]

Nah, Yoda's not that tall

[@abunicojaf6753]

“The Force is strong with him” // “No shit!” This Charles Whitman/Lee Harvey Oswald sequence was riotous. He interrupted the Emperor even. Hilarious.

[@LadyJay114]

How in the world does this not get more views?? This is hysterical.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Brooklyn Babe KZbin is owned and run by retards busy trying to convince people that the world is hot and the ice caps have melted.....

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Damn my sides hurt from laughing so hard.This is great

[@MrPjw5]

Oh God, you missed a golden opportunity with the kneepad scene: (Emperor appears) Vader: *You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!!*

[@stolasgoetia93]

YES! LOL!

[@elentiya1793]

That is exactly what i was thinking😂😂😂

[@stellarstylus5382]

Save it for the Special Edition. ;)

[@ambush_akula5261]

MrPjw5 he did one better with carbon frozen solo

[@joscar062]

@@Mechanized85 Oorah

[@BoyILoveTV]

The Emperor: “The Force is strong with him.” Darth Hartman: “No shit.” Hilarious!!!

[@turdmanjones59]

Lol 3:06

[@Alpah-77]

LMAO

[@darkeye7183]

He is driving everyone insane by singing songs that don't exist and making everyone say yes to any question.

[@jasonoreilly2795]

So true lmfao

[@0davydebrycke328]

Spot on

[@briandunn125]

yes

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

Cadence Calls

[@ludicrousspeed8177]

Falcon: Flies away Vader: *YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME*

[@Scoupe400]

Private Pyle disliked this video.

[@terminatorx8285]

So did private Joker & private Snowball.

[@deadlyraver4454]

well, she's used to people kissing her ass, not stabbing it with needles. She probably wishes it was vader after meeting with the Drill Instructor.

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Maybe Private Cowboy I mean he was from Texas

[@Weinmaste]

"What's your excuse?" "Excuse for what sir?" "I'm askin the fuckin questions!!" Great scene from that movie lol

[@mscorie07]

I’m officially convinced that Vader should have been voiced by R Lee Ermie, now.

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Everyone should be voices by Gunny.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@nicholsjoshua15 that'll be gold

[@karmaalstad5588]

@desperateneedofscotch 🤣🤣🤣 /gasps

[@teodorogerald]

Vader:do you suck *****! Officer:yes sir. Lol I'm dying!

[@andyporter4045]

Yes sir "Outstanding!!!!"

[@thefewtheproudthebald8433]

Who needs a Jedi to destroy the Sith when all the Rebels needed was Charles Whitman?

[@abunicojaf6753]

And when the Falcon flies away: “You gotta be shittin’ me!”

[@mattdg1981]

Gunny is a lot scarier than Vader ever could be.

[@TJMW2022]

Vader: Now lean forward and choke yourself! *Guy dies* Vader: Because you were hungry! 😂

[@bentramer682]

TJMW2007 YOU'RE ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!!!!!

[@theitalianstallion973]

Holy Jesus! 🤣😂🤣

[@vaggelisgian]

Your editing skills are great . I bet even R Lee Ermey himself would die laughing when watching this

[@darnit1944]

vaggos giannopoulos He died yesterday

[@BeybladeGenius101]

He probably did

[@leonrobinson8180]

Poor choice of words...

[@KyleAnvilSlinger]

ooof

[@takeusernname]

@@darnit1944 Somehow, I feel like he'd laugh at your response. XD

[@theitalianstallion973]

3:06 the force is strong with him Darth Gunny: No shit 😂🤣😂

[@skunky1-1]

My favorite part lmao

[@larbloc3382]

This movie makes the world a better place. This is how Vader was meant to be!

[@ElectricBoogaloo007]

0:45 The best part in this whole series!

[@terminatorx8285]

I laugh so damn hard the first time I seen that I couldn't breathe. Man... This clip is edited so well that when he comes over there and lets into "Pvt Pyle", who's actually the Ship Commander but I'm sure he's not dumb enough to correct Darth Hartman, all the people standing around react to his level of intensity. Well-made and hilarious. I keep watching these over and over again, like a damn addiction lol.

[@theangryirishman876]

That shit had me in tears. Holy Jesus...

[@offtherecord681]

"What iiis iiit Private Pyle!!!"

[@mrbronson5333]

My lord. There are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers.

[@MajorGeneralVeers]

United States Space Force conducts search and destroy operations against space jihadists. (2133, colorized)

[@dannyseda58]

Christopher Satterfield lol

[@nevanramirez8287]

Bro.... yeah...

[@natebit8130]

178

[@natebit8130]

180

[@mc6470]

Hello brother

[@13thBear]

It's kinda funny that Ermey made a career out of being the most foul-mouthed Drill Sergeant outside of the Marine Corps rather than in it! He exceeded every Drill sergeant I ever had in the US Army, regardless of the ranks I held. Ermey was nastier than Eastwood, Jack Webb, and Sgt. Carter all rolled up together! Even I could not ever on my best day, swear and curse like he did! Damn, but he made my bowels turn to water and I am grateful and thankful he never turned that mouth against me.

[@KN1GHTMARE8807]

Drill Instructor, bro. He wasn't in the army. He was a Marine. Lol

[@doughesson]

He'd been called to consult for FMJ & was chosen over the guy who was later seen as the doorgunner trying to impress Joker & Rafterman.

[@nudegamer6496]

@David Hotaling I agree. And the guy playing Pyle was Vincent D'nofrio (most well known as Detective Goram from Law and Order) in one of his first major roles.

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

Drill Instructor*

[@Sasfoot]

Wow, you used the original version of the emperor.

[@davidfromhp6370]

I love how you edited it so that Vader cuts off the emperor when he's trying to talk.

[@Cap7171]

Sasfoot All due respect to the AMAZING Ian McDiarmid, but this fella was waaaay better.

[@darthmisogyny3828]

Mr. Browning this was the original version of palpatine. After they remastered it they switched it to how he looks in Ep6 and 3. They did the same thing by replacing the original anakin force ghost with Hayden Christensen in the HD version of ROTJ

[@lordvader5200]

Bar_Pirate Nope. Ian Mcdiarmid is the goat

[@NiamhCullen]

It's the only version to use.

[@teodorogerald]

Stormtrooper : I love when Vader called all the officers phle

[@m4sterb1rd7]

What's your excuse? 😂

[@gargoyles9999]

M4sterb1rd Sir excuse for what Sir!

[@edwardpennacchini7841]

I'll be back.

[@patrickbranch9001]

I am the one asking the god damn questions

[@tragiclife5600]

gargoyles9999 im asking the fucking questions here private do you understand?

[@briandiff1459]

timing perfection

[@battlecross8540]

Palpatine: The Force is strong with the son of Skywalker. Vader: No shit!

[@mojo_joju]

"I find your lack of A GODDAMN WARFACE disturbing, SOLDIER!!!!!"

[@thomasbaron5367]

*emperor palpatine* the force is strong with him. *vader* no shit lol xD

[@rolandodennis8385]

Thomas Baron HILARIOUS!

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

Thomas Baron best bit

[@theshewolf7932]

My favorite part

[@lwc2009]

I laughed so hard I almost choked myself!!!!!!

[@Bruchpilotenschreck]

@@lwc2009 stop it, you're killing me XD

[@kva8970]

“The force is strong with him.” “No shit.” 😂😂😂

[@RavingReflux]

1:05 Left Officer: Vader: *WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!?*

[@HydraDominus]

Mustafar must’ve fried anakin a little more than we thought

[@timmitchell3870]

"No shit" at 3:08 - priceless

[@brownwrench]

Vader yells at Luke at the end of the Lightsaber fight "Whatever you do, Pyle, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!!"

[@PSC4.1]

(Millennium Falcon Escapes) Vader: you gotta be shitting me! I died 😂😆👌

[@texasrockshillcountry6574]

Robert Johnson But how about the way he was ragging the storm troopers for not negotiating that course in less than 10 seconds! HE'S MEAN!

[@bentramer682]

Robert Johnson he is strong with the force. No shit!

[@leotavares7366]

R.I.P. Sarge... 1944-2018. Yes, He died. Google it.

[@asgard119]

Leo Tavares he didn't die hes just rendezvous in the next life

[@FK_H8r]

Sarge? This isn’t the fuckin army buttercup.

[@Itstwofourteen]

Sarge? Try Gunny, brother. As in Gunnery Sergeant.

[@dustinb1070]

Legends never die.

[@threeeyedgoldpatrick]

Gunnery sergeant/Gunny. Not Sarge

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

Everyone is the command center: *Bored* Vader: *Singing*

[@RobbieG93]

"I will motivate you Private Pyle!"

[@MrPjw5]

Everyone: Shit, the boss forgot his meds this morning 😒

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

Calling Cadence*

[@legotimefuntime5438]

I thought Darth Hartman was going to say to the Emperor “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”

[@ericmorang3903]

Yes.

[@03Grunt-arrino]

These are so incredible. I shall do my best to spread these around.

[@nikolav9025]

The force is strong with him No shit XD

[@Tugboat1861]

“The Force is strong with him.” “ *N O S H I T !* “

[@savahnian]

Get on your knees! Now joke yourself!! Love it.

[@treyowen9213]

Because you were hungry.

[@janruudschutrups9382]

Now I do understand the Empires's troops are meant to be somewhat of an interchangable drone army, but even so, there's apparantly a whole lot of private Piles running around the place! :P Great video nonetheless!

[@doughesson]

Jan Ruud Schutrups Who do you think was the genetic template for the clones?

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

NAW... Private Pyle could shoot. It was his one saving grace. Stormtroopers?... Not so much.

[@diggdogg5378]

funniest one yet. one person has absolutley no sense of humor

[@jesselopez9127]

digg dogg no they just didn't pass marine boot camp

[@abc64pan]

Even though this is a well crafted parody, the genius of the greatest Star Wars film of them all cannot be contained.

[@terminatorx8285]

The premise itself is so good, that even the parodies of the series turn out to be classics. These are some of the funniest clips on KZbin. And "Spaceballs" to me is an all-time classic, one of the best comedy films ever.

[@rewild6134]

This is just gold. Can't stop laughing man! Awesome job!

[@CountryCarReviews]

Charles Whitman sounds like a great character in the new Star Wars films. He could be the one that destroys the empire and first order.

[@Alpah-77]

Goddamn right

[@ncpride3326]

I love that he calls everyone Private Pile. 😂

[@rohanrautela9668]

That would be fitting if he had clone troopers..

[@nemochicky4697]

0:46 what Gunnery Sergeant Vader says when he sees a jelly donut

[@Sagramore92]

"The force is strong with him" "...no shit!"

[@darylsfan9680]

I like how Vader sings the cadences and the rest of the crew looks at him in confusion.

[@Reda-py2xu]

This video is too perfect.

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Heeheeheeheehee 😂😂 "Holy jesus...WHAT IS THAT?!, WHAT TF IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PVT PILE!?

[@williamlukesinclair1315]

falcon flys off You gotta be shittin me!!!

[@nickstoliaroff324]

“WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?” 😂

[@teodorogerald]

Vader:this my rifle this my gun...my Jesus....you own me a jelly donut!

[@pacman7579]

Nobody Rebels: why do I hear Fortunate Son

[@salt_factory7566]

2:20 perfection

[@Shiyounin]

The Charles Whitman scene was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. Bra fucking vo, Sir. @ 2:34

[@mariastevens6406]

Vader, seeing the Falcon fly off: "You gotta be shitting me!" 😂🤣

[@LibertarianUSA1982]

I have a horrible cold and it hurts to laugh...I broke my bearing in the first 3 seconds. I need to ask the beloved Corps for a refund. USMC 2003-2007

[@matthew1995king]

God I love this.

[@BOND19951]

RIP Gunny. You will be missed

[@dawnnalafferty4208]

A perfect combination of Stars Wars and Full Metal Jacket

[@miguelaniceto1541]

I love that Darth is always calling cadence. 😂

[@ynog0978]

Now we wish Darth Vader was voiced by R Lee Ermey

[@jonnycarcano]

Ooh, you even used footage from the theatrical versions! That alone gets a like.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Holy shit I love this! Lee Ermey could actually have saved episode I-III

[@liquidocelot5976]

Or even the new ones

[@bromodragone8405]

HAHAHA The Prequels are perfect

[@MrNickDemos]

I love that Private Pyle is his perpetual nemesis!

[@BughunterX]

This "Choke yourself" quote never gets old ;)

[@ryanmanning6287]

When the millennium falcon escapes "you've gotta be shittin me😂

[@MichaelR43]

"What's your excuse" had me crying.

[@CAMPGMAY]

Great vid brother nailed it- Gratz

[@junkmonkey9859]

"Why does Pvt. Kenobi have a functioning light sabre? Why are you not Force Lightininging Pvt. Kenobi's guts out?"

[@sammyvillena9777]

Major props for using the Original Star Wars clips and not the special edition nonsense.

[@terminatorx8285]

I don't even think you can find the original versions of episodes 4 through 6 anymore. Sad, man.

[@armpump8980]

What is that! What the fuck is that!!

[@bromodragone8405]

rouge gamer Lord Vader/Sergeant Hartman/Darth Hartman/Sergeant Vader. There are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers.

[@ShifuCareaga]

This gives me so much unadulterated joy.

[@darthstanley166]

This should be full length and on the big screen everywhere! Just what we need!

[@rosslee1996]

2:17 i spat my drink out for laughing so hard!!

[@ianryan2058]

Dude this is brilliant you should do one with gorden Ramsey shouting aload of abuse at the soliders that would be hilarious 😂😂

[@JediG16]

This was perfect...absolutely perfect!

[@fetusdeletus9266]

Darth gunney interrupts the emperor to explain the dangers of one of the first mass shooters

[@ambush_akula5261]

Piett: it entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk.. Vader: I DONT BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY! Your ass belongs to the Corp!

[@56postoffice]

2:10: 😂barks the order, stormtrooper hops to it right on cue. Millenium Falcon escapes, his response? *"You gotta be shittin' me!"* Hilarious!

[@ronyoung1407]

Darth Hartman is terrifying!!!

[@TK42100]

1:06 “Excuse for what my Lord?” “I’M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE GENERAL VEERS, UNDERSTAND?”

[@CountryCarReviews]

Charles Whitman should have been in the new Star Wars. He could have destroyed the Sith with an Italian bolt action rifle

[@overlex]

“Help me Charles Witman, you’re my only hope”

[@brotheldan2009]

I like how everybody is Private Pyle lol

[@AsG_4_]

Good editing right there ,for sure thumbs up buddy 👍👍

[@burntsausage8777]

Pvt. Snowball you're fired. Best part

[@crimsondynamo615]

I just love the idea of vader shouting you’re fired while force choking imperial officers

[@Solaris_102]

Vader: talks Imperial officers: we don’t understand what he’s saying so we just agree with whatever he says

[@emitindustries8304]

Absolutely brilliant. Excellent editing. This is so good, it could be real.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

I love how Darth Hartman was... Semi nice to Palpatine

[@vaggelisgian]

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT