Volvic - Mr. Volcano/Birds (2007, UK)

The adventures of George Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan, complete with never-before-seen footage! Directed by Simon Willows at Blink, featuring the voices of Matt Berry and Rick Buckley.

[@CyRaptor1]

I'M THE DADDY NOW!

[@fermindejesuselmenprov]

Bitches😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@mewsingsbynatk]

All he needs is a pimp hat!

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@mewsingsbynatk volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicty

[@dahmaricloyd1858]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 Yes.

[@ToroBravo144]

1:08

[@k-leb4671]

0:53 "Your birds?! You can't say that!" Okay so for the longest time I had no idea what was so bad about him saying "birds". Only recently did I realize that it's British slang for women, usually hot young women.

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah, only to find out he was talking about actual birds. (Though, technically, they're pterodactyls, but close enough).

[@MrSupercar55]

Clearly you’re not British, because every British person knows, mate.

[@BigRazzmatazz]

@@MrSupercar55Yeah... I would assume he's not since he specified that he didn't realize it was British slang. If he was British, he would've said he didn't realize it was slang.

[@Mr._funny2006]

But give the fact they where ptarosaurs not birds he still shouldn't have said that

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

The commercial that launched a thousand memes!

[@SgtBilby]

and sadly, [whether speculation is confirmed or denied] the YTPs killed the George and Alan ad campaign

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

@@SgtBilby I'm sure it did.

[@RedNosedLugia]

@@SgtBilby Probably because the YTPs were all people would think about whenever the ad came on.

[@JarrodTOONSProductions]

That’s tragedy of the commons for ya

[@Celyn_Grace]

Matt Berry has the greatest voice of all time.

[@masterdrewt6698]

Who else does he voice?

[@Minecraftsam10]

@@masterdrewt6698 money supermaaaaahket

[@CrashFan03]

@@Minecraftsam10 wait that's him?

[@CrashFan03]

@@masterdrewt6698 he also voices bubbles the dolphin in sponge out of water

[@masterdrewt6698]

@@CrashFan03 no kidding O.O

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

"Grabs life by the Conkers, and hydrates you 'till you shout: GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

[@BenM64]

Man, this stuff was just _made_ to be parodied. They should bring this back!

[@sethlangston181]

British commercials, ladies and gentlemen

[@parker-boy98]

I thought it was Australian.

[@georgejones2501]

George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan deserve a movie.

[@leezpunkbrooke]

*gravelly voice.* "Yes."

[@georgejones2501]

This British Volvic commercial is one of the best animated television commercials of all time.

[@ink1931]

It’s not technically animated but it is one of the best of its kind

[@Bananazcakies]

Grabs life by the conkers (Lenny face here)

[@3okayy]

and making it tasty for the ladies

[@3okayy]

IM THE DADDY NOW!

[@PleebTheNoob]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@scr0ngle108]

yeas

[@wechidna3437]

MY BIRDS!!!

[@harribo2005x]

I am George the Volvic Volcano. I say what I want! I say water! I say volcanicity! I say breakfast! I say ladies! I say MY BIRDS!!!

[@ubermenschnuts81]

*I'M THE DADDY NOW*

[@matthall3077]

@@ubermenschnuts81 Volcano Filters So it’s Full Of Volcanicity

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@matthall3077 Yesss

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@sonamyyon3638 busy day, Alan?

[@aaronroffman3987]

Anyone else find it ironic that Tyrannosaurus Alan is more of a “bird” than the pteranodons?

[@parker-boy98]

Oh, because he's a T-rex. Also, my phone tried to autocorrect "T-rex" to "T-sex"!

[@stevennorthrup5790]

T-sex Lol

[@CoraCreates]

@@parker-boy98because it’s spelled T. Rex.

[@aidanmallon9879]

How do we know that they’re pteranodons and not some other sort of pterosaur

[@aaronroffman3987]

@@aidanmallon9879 They seem to have the basic body plan of a pteranodon (Head crest, no tail)

[@Rubberman202]

I was wondering when you'd yet to these. So memorable, thanks to mrSimonAlt. "COME ON WORLD, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!"

[@binarypench]

IM THE DADDY NOW!!!!!!!!!

[@mewsingsbynatk]

Charuzu The Danklord All he needs now is a pimp hat!

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@mewsingsbynatk volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicty

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 Yesss

[@thenxn619]

Matt Berry is filling it up for the ladies.

[@goatcanon]

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

[@Wasmachineman]

And making it tasty for the ladies!

[@parker-boy98]

I'M THE DADDY NOW!

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@parker-boy98 volcano filter so it's full of volcanicity.

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 yesss

[@DaveyGunface]

You can't say that!

[@hanareeee]

#AMTHEDADDYNOW

[@sonamyyon3638]

Volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity

[@christianthethomasandfrien2655]

1:00 *B I R D S ! ! !*

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

Tasty water original and sugar free

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 this water is duplamund delicious

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@sonamyyon3638 I'm the daddy now.

[@gordonpeterson678]

What the heck does "conkers' mean? Is that another term for balls?

[@jacobbarton6272]

I Really love this ad. It is fun to watch on a Sunny Day!

[@sonamyyon3638]

0:08

[@nyarome8436]

BEKFIST

[@MacTonightRaceWarTomorrow]

Twist my conkers for the ladies

[@Alfenium]

Do you perhaps eat conker's bad fur day for breakfast?

[@sonamyyon3638]

@cookies fan George gasps Spongebob horror sound effect

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

@@sonamyyon3638 ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!

[@mr.goodboi2780]

@@Alfenium No one eats Conker's Bad Fur Day and gets away with it.

[@wechidna3437]

COME ON WORLD ILL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

Try some.

[@theneocubeguide303]

I thought that commercial meme was in the USA, until I saw the title. That's why I didn't see it on TV

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

Well, Americans found out soon enough.

[@harribo2005x]

Why else would it have Douglas Reynholm’s voice.

[@alisonferrara8025]

Matt Berry is the gift that keeps on giving .

[@dez-m]

1:08 *I m t h e d a d d y n o w*

[@Kiteman78]

I may or may not have been searching for that volcano for 11 years. I’ve found it. I can finely die happy

[@JackTWT]

Matt Berry, the voice of the volcano also voices Bubbbles the dolphin from the Spongebob Move 2: Sponge Out Of Water

[@robbiewalker2831]

I didn't realize that. But then again, who doesn't want to voice a character drenched in water?

[@JoCox4048]

0:25 his face

[@joshua2337]

RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!! What are you doing, Mr, Volcano? Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity. Eh? Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that grabs life by the conquers and hydrates you until you shout; ''Come on, world, I'll have you for breakfast!''. Try some. (Gulps) (Gulps) Mmm, yeah. | do feel hydrated. Come on, world, I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan, and I'll have you for breakfast. RAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Volvic Water, volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity. Yes.

[@joshua2337]

George, are you still filling your water with volcanicity? And making it tasty for the ladies. George, so suave. Well, birds do like a twist with their water. Your birds?! You can't say that! My birds! They like a fruit flavor when your hydrating. Look! Birds! Tasty Volvic Water Original and Sugar Free. This water is definitely delicious. I'm the daddy now! Lemon-flavored Volvic Water Original and Sugar Free; volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity. Yes.

[@tomjackson6077]

0:22 Try some!

[@juliasesame]

you can't say that.

[@sonamyyon3638]

My Birds

[@mewsingsbynatk]

They like a fruit flavour when they’re hydrating. Look! *BIRDS!*

[@conktabby8371]

COME ON WURLD ILL HAVE U FOR BEAKFEST

[@MrSupercar55]

0:54 Facebook be like…

[@DaveDavidDavidson]

Real ones remember this

[@RCLeahcar]

I think Alan is actually voiced by Tom Goodman-Hill, not Rick Buckley.

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

0:33 0:34 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

[@supergalaxynexussgn]

0:13 This scene was deleted in the remastered version

[@stephencatchdudeknight4623]

Can’t believe that’s bubbles the talking dolphin

[@desertazul]

i want this on dvd

[@seronymus]

Now this was a meme I totally forgot.

[@kedamonowolf456]

0:07 put the playback speed on 1.5 and it sounds like Hoffy's ytp intros.

[@davidmarconett3820]

I like the idea of talking volcanoes! This advertisement is cool!

[@1marcelfilms]

BIIIIIIIRDS

[@desmondmalone438]

Hello Tyrannosaur I’ll you for breakfast(one of my favorite old KZbin poop from this commercial)

[@filleraccount1262]

Bird up

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

This Is It. One of the best commercials I've seen so far! (*Sammy-Seven: "Not if you ask me. (*points at Tyrannosaurus Alan*) Hello, brown gopher, why are you not in a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuult?! (*to George Volcano*) Are you so sure you want to be in a commercial, tree who lies about a ugly, weak boy in town through song?"*)

[@Dipstikk]

Hahaha. Well, I guess this just goes to show: where there's smoke, they pinch back.

[@mr.goodboi2780]

I'm filling my water with VODKA!

[@1marcelfilms]

What you doing mr Volc-GAY-no?

[@reubenguttenberg3454]

0:33 0:34 0:35 ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR

[@mr.napoleon6235]

Why do I love this commercial after so many years ?

[@binarypench]

Try some!

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

Come on world I'm tyrannosaurus Allen and I'll have you for breakfast. ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

[@sonamyyon3638]

Raaaaaarrrr

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@sonamyyon3638 volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicty

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 yesss

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@@sonamyyon3638 busy day, Alan?

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 yes I'm planning to snuff out all the Sabertooth tigers and the plotting evolved is astronomical I'm up to be easy graphs charts and blow diagrams and I even got a brain the size of a pea

[@nobod2567]

0:04

[@buckdouglas9559]

As an american kid i thought they ment george cant own birds sinces a volcano. Now as an adult i realize its slang for women

[@dojofs4832]

I just choked on coffee watching this right about now.

[@chrisp679]

Wait, there's two different versions at work here?

[@NateCraven318]

WILD MINERAL WATER

[@mewsingsbynatk]

THAT GRABS LIFE BY THE *CONKERS*

[@sonamyyon3638]

@@mewsingsbynatk and hydrates until you shout "Come on world I'll have you for breakfast" Try some

[@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005]

0:22

[@Chiro_Cody]

1:08 IM DA DADDY NOOW!

[@ornithaevum]

i ' m f i l l i n g m y w a t e r w i t h c u m

[@maciasantonia1970]

Grabs life by the conquers

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

I think that's "conkers". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers

[@maciasantonia1970]

Christopher Sobieniak it was an autocorrect

[@andybreneman5939]

Jim Henson only

[@fermindejesuselmenprov]

1:08 im the daddy now bitches😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😇😎

[@thejbrothers2257]

I can't stop listening to ytpmv

[@charliegoff4003]

whaos here from doodle dates

[@charliegoff4003]

Lol

[@연우-x3c]

I love lemon lime flavor X)

[@reubenguttenberg3454]

0:59 1:00 look birds

[@harribo2005x]

Tasty water! Original. And sugar free.

[@discordmykong4314]

Conker's sounds funny

[@jacobbarton1042]

These commercials are so relaxing!! X8

[@willydoggames]

0:21 Breakfast

[@tomfloevills400]

Bekfast

[@TheVicarstownSentinel]

V O L C A N I C I T Y

[@hanareeee]

1:06 am scared of him and his mouth 👀 👄

[@riot.heart0532]

*MY BERDZ!*

[@MrSupercar55]

Riot.Heart05 Yeah, it’s a British advert. Sometimes us Brits use the term “birds” when we’re talking about attractive females. It can be seen as derogatory, which is why Tyrannosaurus Alan has to caution Mr Volcano that he cannot use the word that way, oblivious to the fact that the birds he’s actually talking about are the flying type (which in the advert are in fact pterodactyls).

[@cybermanbro4275]

0:29 Turn on captions

[@tncorgi92]

"I'm Cerreta Soros Alan and I love you for breakfast!"

[@Thad4002]

Wateh

[@ev4898]

The ‘’ Le Meme’’ commercial.

[@Bloodfangmh]

MY BAAYDDS

[@IEswagbuddy]

BREAKFAST!

[@Garl_Vinland]

Myesss

[@TGP_Inc.]

C O N K E R S

[@dannym1882]

0:39 How many times did Clem Fandango make him repeat that line?

[@harribo2005x]

Too many!

[@rachaelchampion6195]

yes

[@bregger1]

George always said "BREAKFAST" 0:13

[@kSlank]

lol I've been looking this thanks for uploading

[@josephharold808]

I'm a simple person, I have learned not to question very much.. the this I must ask, however; what the devil is this?

[@ramizsalman9523]

1:08 Mike and Sulster YTP Anyone?

[@tjg9778]

Look like The Muppets

[@enderborn6860]

ok how did i got here from watching a baltmatrix review on unicron?

[@megaloodin]

But they're not birds, they're flying reptiles

[@987computer]

Who's here from the Airshots22 YTP of those commercials??

[@ivannuggetreal]

How does the volcano have sex?

[@superwarrior6499]

I’m not gonna lie that volcano is kinda creepy

[@Mman07311]

Do any of you guys like lithium cactus?

[@tomfloevills400]

Most important, you gonna say ni- Me: 0:54

[@reubenguttenberg3454]

0:31 0:32 BREAKFAST

[@houseofskulltulips]

I think I saw this on TV once in the US.....

[@mr.goodboi2780]

Me too, I swear I saw this one day in like 2007/2008 on CBS or something.

[@houseofskulltulips]

@@mr.goodboi2780 Classic YTP history, lol.

[@mr.goodboi2780]

@@houseofskulltulips truly. it makes me nostalgic

[@houseofskulltulips]

@@mr.goodboi2780 Spadinners still have a charm to them, and "(snoo)pingas!" somehow always manages makes me laugh, to this day, even after all these years. :,3

[@mr.goodboi2780]

@@houseofskulltulips Weegie and spadinner poops always give me warm fuzzies whenever I see them. Reminds me of late 2000s/early 2010s KZbin where everything wasn't corporate to hell and back yet and everything was so much more open and fun. Will never forget those days.