Vox spilled the beans about his ｓｉｚｅ... 👀

Help, Vox Akuma is at it again...
Source: • 【DRUNK CHATTING ASMR】h...

[@AsraOakleyClips]

I had to censor a little because KZbin bonked me a tiny bit Vox cursed too much in my clip with the knitting needles! Fun fact: For the subtitles, I use a feature of Premiere that gives me a rough transcription of everything that is being said in a clip. It makes a lot of funny mistakes though, this time it wrote "Always ask a man the size of his sole" LOL

[@psychenoire2821]

I love the censor, wow 😂

[@cimMIC_]

Guess his size won't be longer than his sole🤓

[@rose_river_]

The way he goes from being wholesome to sussy in a split second is just the right amount of whiplash.

[@poglucaaa8749]

"Don't ask him about the size of his c*ck, ask him about the size of his soul, the size of his heart, because that's what matters the most." - Vox Akuma, Luxiem, NijiEN 1.5k likes? lmao

[@ineedhelp6969]

Wise words

[@queen4shima992]

Thx buddy gonna steal it

[@foxfellsansthetrashydork611]

True, but I love him! 😹🙄

[@milliegoodwin9337]

exactly

[@theadorabletk]

I mean, isn't he pretty tall? Makes sense the rest of him would match. Okay but also give this demon a medal for the way he managed to confirm his size without actually saying anything that would get him bonked by youtube and staff-san. Professional Susan dodger, thy name is Vox Akuma.

[@mokmayland5593]

Omg 👁️👄👁️

[@berugitv3562]

isnt he like 178 cm in height or is it just his vtuber canon height 😭😭

[@ironkook101]

@@berugitv3562 he's like 190 cm tall irl 😭 big boy fr!

[@berugitv3562]

@@ironkook101 aur naurrr he a big boy fr fr 😭😭

[@theadorabletk]

@@berugitv3562 No idea.

[@dudewhatthefuck]

“inside my office” 💀 bro his wordplay is fantastic holy shït

[@KJchosealr]

💀💀

[@mintallylost222]

What wordplay?

[@herkalopsiia]

@@mintallylost222 the way he used his words in that sentence

[@oliwri]

Vox, thank you for giving us another thing to imagine. Never change.

[@Flor-gv5md]

7u7

[@kirrulya2726]

Well, almost a year ago on one stream he measured his hand and it was 7 inches (17 cm) from the wrist to the point of his middle finger. Today he said that Milord Jr is bigger than his hand (8) , and so, ahem 👀

[@adnandjuzic2671]

14 cm is 5.5 inches

[@aishithegachanoob5379]

Ummm, i just measured my hand and it is 7 inch as well.... Im a girl

[@LakeofMarimo]

@@aishithegachanoob5379 What!!Mine is like only 4inches. wow

[@inestabilidad]

1in = 2.54 cm 7in = 2.54×7 7in = 17.78 cm

[@kirrulya2726]

@@adnandjuzic2671 woopsie, i miscalculated it, thank you for noticing, he named inches at first

[@theimmortalkat9718]

I’m sorry but the little “oops spilled the beans” SENT me I cant

[@Giulia-mn8kg]

Plot twist : it’s centimeters

[@tabatha7217]

and he have baby hands

[@insertusername257]

DTOPPP LMMKAOOO

[@miku_maui]

😭

[@rouza_chan8774]

Then his hand is tiny baby hands

[@Derploop]

I don't even think that's a plot twist to anyone sentient.

[@moonfiend9259]

It IS true, he doesn't need to disclose the size of his aaah.. demon pickle. But the way he's so subtle about it and dances around the topic lool Vox is a naughty boy. It's pretty cute

[@reireisan0]

"demon pickle" 😭😭

[@melodywuvs_chu5565]

👁👄👁 demon pickle

[@reddoiguess]

DEMON PICKLE 😭😭😭

[@pieceofbred]

DEMON PICKLE?!?!????

[@Razy_Razor]

DEMON PICKLE IS CRAZY INSANEEEE

[@yoshiin]

HOW TF DID HE CHECK IF IT WAS BIGGER THAN HIS HAND- DID HE JUST WHIP IT OUT ON STREAM 😭

[@booklyfun6052]

I believe he has said before that he streams without underwear on. Can’t remember exactly when, but if I had to pinpoint it was probably most definitely a collab with Shoto

[@redactedkxm]

Honestly, we shouldn’t be surprised if he did 💀

[@MariekeLisette]

​@@redactedkxm Yep

[@pawhmises]

i’m gonna choose to believe he used a ruler or something for my own sanity 😭☠️

[@kieranox]

@@booklyfun6052 wtff💀💀

[@JustCallMeDija]

Off topic, the animation of Vox holding the drink is wonderful.

[@Yukiiiiiiikyo]

daily life of a vox clipper

[@smolcatto7215]

"Hit me with some critical thinking" is now a phrase I will use in my day to day life

[@klng1285]

then later someone said "8 sauce packs" wwwwwwwwwww

[@Shueming-yg7hq]

Idk but when he said eight I felt pain 😂

[@akun8032]

💀 what-

[@pc_suffering6941]

Nice pun. Judging by ur pfp I assume ur a gril. Don't grils like the bigger ones?

[@hwipram]

@@pc_suffering6941Actually majority of women prefer everage size due to the pain (if it’s too big) and so on

[@lovelyblueroseart]

@PC_Suffering no. the distance from the entry point to the cervix on most women is only 4-5 inches, only a bit longer when aroused. If your schlinging an 8 inch dong that shit can bruise the cervix

[@GlaswenVeta]

@@pc_suffering6941 not all girls like big ones and, as a matter of fact, a big one can hurt. So it's not always about the size, it's about the mastery.

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Oh, Vox, never change

[@DuckiestBoat959]

Pause at his face at 1:08, he knew what he just unleashed

[@emery120]

The censor with the "Woah" is making me chuckle so much 😂

[@c4ndyyy_]

i hate the fact that we can be so embarrassing in chat and yet he still manages to find some area where he can be sadistic and sarcastic and end up making us embarrassed 😭 like be so fr

[@leafii.]

THE FACT HE ACC MEASURED IT TOO😭😭😭

[@daisilyy]

Wouldn't you measure it if had a dong? I know I would, it's just useful info.

[@moominageanga7005]

I think at one point in life, all dudes measure their ducks 😭

[@guiltymasquerade]

i mean yeah but wouldnt it be soft💀

[@non-depressedcorgi3448]

​@@guiltymasquerade soft pp

[@eris_522]

as an overthinker, i will overthink for atleast a month because of this information

[@Zxirkse]

Bro vox doesnt just have a package.. he has an entire DELIVERY

[@fionacoin5329]

You know, everytime I see a clip of Vox, it reminds that's I'm not as unseiso as I think I am, and I should continue to watch him in small quantities for the sake of my sanity. 😖💕

[@meganachu4447]

1:32 maths teachers when you don’t specify the unit/object

[@Lucas.lostglove]

His dangalang is danging….. damn

[@jessicaw_]

THIS MADE ME CACKLE

[@70947]

WAHT

[@Lucas.lostglove]

@@jessicaw_ good 🤭

[@Lucas.lostglove]

@@70947 I said what I said

[@kileyhardin6280]

His Ding-A-Ling is a Dong-A-Long you might say 😂

[@ScarletTornado]

Oh god I watched it live but I still got the same reaction when I saw this clip, this is definitely gonna stay on my mind for while

[@blu4get]

well, i suppose it’s good to know that the size of the… personal aid… i employ while listening to his asmr is uh… accurate

[@OokamiTsu]

We love a confident man lol I love how he talks about everything

[@missuevoxslefttoenail9520]

Alright fanfic writers,give us the good stuff

[@rabbitorgans]

The way he was able to check the size compared to his hand so quickly-

[@ihaveratcum2625]

I thought 8 cm but then he said bigger then his hand 💀💀

[@ciaralewiss5803]

Yeah a lot of British people use inched and feet

[@Derploop]

bro is 100% average and including the balls/measuring from the underside.

[@Tomasovski46]

​@@Derploop bro you measure the dick not the balls

[@DragonSpark101]

He never ceases to surprise kindred 🤭❤️

[@xue.0w0]

as time goes on, the image of vox in my head keeps getting bigger (overall like his height 🗿) and I feel smaller and smaller fr fr

[@_Chaosnight_]

Same, im tiny af as a person only about 1,70 meters (5.7 in feet) Vox would fucking kill me just by grabbing me withe one hand 💀

[@TisBeOmega]

​@@_Chaosnight_if you call 5' 7" tiny, try 5'2" 💀

[@az.zuzur_]

For those who don't know if it is inches or centimeters I doubt it is 8cm bc i don't think an adult hand is less than 8cm so it is in inches(8inches=20,32cm damn)

[@_Chaosnight_]

Dated a guy withe 9 inches once, and tbh im lucky it was a long distance relationship cause i doubt i'd be alive rn otherwise But 8 inches is like damn too tho

[@kiencore]

its 8 millimeters

[@islasundew]

Bruh it was the little devious giggle for me.

[@zaelh1298]

I am on the floor with the "wow" censorship, I can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kelly99844]

Oh, he knows _exactly_ what he's doing lmao

[@llemonluxo]

given how he is on the internet, he’s probably big

[@fiozlmx]

dude I said 8 centimeters? THEN I REALIZED HE WAS SAYING 8 INCHES GOOD LORDDDDD

[@kouaochasm]

this stream had me HOWLING

[@yinyangphoenix7785]

omg the 180° turn at the end made my f*ckin day😂👌

[@gothcsm]

E-EIGHT? OH LORD 😩 I can take him… in a fight, totally…

[@strawberryfox8819]

I've written a fanfic before with a smut chapter with a character that had a way too large dong (like 14 inches) and I'm pretty sure that kind of traumatized me, cause now I cringe every time someone mentions big dongs.

[@daliborvranic1665]

14 INCHES GAWD DAYUM-

[@Derploop]

Cringing to this kind of stuff is appropriate. Anyone can realise this is fucked up meaurements in some way. Dude would be like 1 inch longer than the longest porn stars if that's true, and he'd need to have tiny fucking hands too. Listening to people lie is cringe, and more than a little bit fucked up.

[@kiivies]

14😭

[@xXNezukoGachaXx]

Vox is so wholesome I love him 😭😭

[@nah9935]

I can never listen to his asmrs the same, MiActor and GamerBF omg

[@TobyRogers1212]

I would ask how nice are his hugs

[@hoomanmhm4247]

Plot twist: he really means centimeters

[@littlebeast9723]

well. now how do i recover from that the way he just went sussy to when he said "oop spilled the beans" i-

[@Nanniiiwannabestar]

Him giggling after saying “ Oops spilled the beans “ Was sooooo DEVIOUS😭

[@OfficialAtlass]

HE WENT AND CHECKED THE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IT AND HIS HAND- 💀

[@eaeueio]

The way I started sweating when he said 8 :”))

[@visualheroine]

Honestly the most surprising thing about this clip is him reading streamlabs lmfaooooo

[@Khxi_0]

THE WAY HE CHECKHED DURING STREAM- BRO IM DYING

[@rii.ndrops]

I hate myself for immediately grabbing a ruler 👀

[@mastergenius9621]

Lmaooo

[@ifruwho]

SAME OMG

[@sophiesleeps12]

He's actually so witty, I love it

[@isolate6509]

It’s millimetres guys relax

[@kanta2521]

He's a 10 but he's an 8 😔😞 With every sussy stream of Vox's, I feel like my sins are piling up, fck me;;;;;

[@reets7490]

The "well..let me?" bruh😭

[@coffeedemon6909]

EIGHT DANNY DEVITOS

[@myaamor3637]

💀it’s the way he checked -

[@mo2xnoke]

not me thinking it's 8 centimeters💀

[@Aikonony]

Bros brain lagged then decided to just go with it 😭

[@itsarsyy140]

There’s no way he’s packing no way….

[@raven6995]

You've gotta deserve it omg you snapped into the Boss character sir😻🙃

[@marmite-land]

trivial information which has nothing to do with the video : 8 inches = 20.32 cm

[@Alex_in_Wonderland111]

I just heard about this guy yesterday. What a great intro to the fandom

[@dumplinglovers7883]

well, that just made vox's hand cams a lil more interesting XD

[@SummonerOrthan]

Omg I love his avatar's smug look

[@LadyAntwillSSO]

Same-

[@lostimnotlost]

Lol, now I get it! I had missed bits of the convo during the live 🤣🤣🤣 I missed Midrunk like this ❤

[@sakari6195]

THE FACT THAT HE CHECKED IS SO CRAZY WHAT

[@mak.2262]

the way my jaw fucking DROPPED with the hand comment-

[@Valleries.corner]

Oops! 😮 spilled 😤 the 😎 beans 🫘

[@Nikii110]

WTF why does it sound like he's talking in my ear?? 👀

[@chronosclaimsall]

He's using his ASMR mic

[@X700godspeed]

The last part was serious wisdom

[@kathryn-s1217]

EIGHT DANNY DEVITOS😭😭

[@diamond_stardust]

Me: Google what eight inches are in cm... I needed two rulers for reference. Okay okay I see you.

[@Goneaway.]

Don’t worry guys we was totally talkin in bout how tall he is

[@teal_Xavier_Crow]

i was watching the vod and i did not expect this XD i was drinkin along with him and fukin spat my drink out like EH?

[@kami.stories]

IT'S THE WAY HE'S ALWAYS DOXXING HIMSELF AND BEING SO SUS, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN SOMEONE LIKE HIM DO THIS😭

[@Ghosst_writer]

He's so smooth what 💀

[@PerishedBeacon]

I read the title wrong. I read it as "Vox spills beans his size"

[@mBlue_mMoon]

1:26 some one said 8km 😂😂

[@user-po6eg6we5p]

Vox is taller than my house

[@Akazas.]

THIS CLIP SENT ME, IM HOWLING 💀💀💀

[@zeke4653]

MAN HE IS BIG.

[@potatoprsk]

Dude one of my friends sent me this and i was like wtf, clicked it, and now i'm just an emotional mess

[@IrrelevantTacos]

the way that i was watching stream but i still clicked this video XD

[@His_name_is_spartie_thesinkcat]

That’s an ER trip right there 😭

[@woofme]

SOMEONE DESCRIBED HIS cockadaddledoo 🐓🐓🐓 AS A “demon pickle” HELP I FIND IT DSO FREAKING FUNNY BRUH

[@catastrophically.in.denial]

I only hear him in one headphone , he scares me bro

[@maddieesunn.]

The way I got my tape measure AND GODDAMN-

[@shrimpy7841]

I was holding out, I was wishing it was a shoe size

[@crumbiqi]

ordering a realistic 8 inch… heart…yeah…

[@joethewolf3750]

Well, the size of your heart isn't as easily measured, now is it? I didn't exactly bring a scalpel to the stream.

[@aver661]

I’m wearing headphones and I can feel his breath in my left ear

[@user-yz3qf1zt6g]

I grabbed a ruler and got a whole existential crisis when I saw how long 8 inches was Edit: actually I'm still having an existential crisis

[@megustakeiyautou937]

It’s 20 fking cm. How the hell is that supposed to fit in someones body 😭😭😭😭

[@-meatspin.com-]

I STARTED BLUSHING SO MUCH I STARTED DROOLING 😳

[@Rose-bm2hc]

“Ooop, spilled the beans”💅🏻

[@lilbunxian]

my brain just melted and all i know now is 8 since he said that