I had to censor a little because KZbin bonked me a tiny bit Vox cursed too much in my clip with the knitting needles! Fun fact: For the subtitles, I use a feature of Premiere that gives me a rough transcription of everything that is being said in a clip. It makes a lot of funny mistakes though, this time it wrote "Always ask a man the size of his sole" LOL
@psychenoire2821 Жыл бұрын
I love the censor, wow 😂
@rose_river_ Жыл бұрын
The way he goes from being wholesome to sussy in a split second is just the right amount of whiplash.
@poglucaaa8749 Жыл бұрын
"Don't ask him about the size of his c*ck, ask him about the size of his soul, the size of his heart, because that's what matters the most." - Vox Akuma, Luxiem, NijiEN 1.5k likes? lmao
@lovejj420 Жыл бұрын
Wise words
@queen4shima992 Жыл бұрын
Thx buddy gonna steal it
@foxfellsansthetrashydork611 Жыл бұрын
True, but I love him! 😹🙄
@milliegoodwin2006 Жыл бұрын
exactly
@theadorabletk Жыл бұрын
I mean, isn't he pretty tall? Makes sense the rest of him would match. Okay but also give this demon a medal for the way he managed to confirm his size without actually saying anything that would get him bonked by youtube and staff-san. Professional Susan dodger, thy name is Vox Akuma.
@mokmayland5593 Жыл бұрын
Omg 👁️👄👁️
@berugitv3562 Жыл бұрын
isnt he like 178 cm in height or is it just his vtuber canon height 😭😭
@ironkook101 Жыл бұрын
@@berugitv3562 he's like 190 cm tall irl 😭 big boy fr!
@berugitv3562 Жыл бұрын
@@ironkook101 aur naurrr he a big boy fr fr 😭😭
@theadorabletk Жыл бұрын
@@berugitv3562 No idea.
@oliwri Жыл бұрын
Vox, thank you for giving us another thing to imagine. Never change.
@Flor-gv5md Жыл бұрын
7u7
@theimmortalkat9718 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the little “oops spilled the beans” SENT me I cant
@kirrulya2726 Жыл бұрын
Well, almost a year ago on one stream he measured his hand and it was 7 inches (17 cm) from the wrist to the point of his middle finger. Today he said that Milord Jr is bigger than his hand (8) , and so, ahem 👀
@adnandjuzic2671 Жыл бұрын
14 cm is 5.5 inches
@aishithegachanoob5379 Жыл бұрын
Ummm, i just measured my hand and it is 7 inch as well.... Im a girl
@LakeofMarimo Жыл бұрын
@@aishithegachanoob5379 What!!Mine is like only 4inches. wow
@inestabilidad Жыл бұрын
1in = 2.54 cm 7in = 2.54×7 7in = 17.78 cm
@kirrulya2726 Жыл бұрын
@@adnandjuzic2671 woopsie, i miscalculated it, thank you for noticing, he named inches at first
@moonfiend9259 Жыл бұрын
It IS true, he doesn't need to disclose the size of his aaah.. demon pickle. But the way he's so subtle about it and dances around the topic lool Vox is a naughty boy. It's pretty cute
@reireisan0 Жыл бұрын
"demon pickle" 😭😭
@melodywuvs_chu5565 Жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 demon pickle
@reddoiguess Жыл бұрын
DEMON PICKLE 😭😭😭
@pieceofbred Жыл бұрын
DEMON PICKLE?!?!????
@Razy_Razor Жыл бұрын
DEMON PICKLE IS CRAZY INSANEEEE
@Giulia-mn8kg Жыл бұрын
Plot twist : it’s centimeters
@tabatha7217 Жыл бұрын
and he have baby hands
@insertusername257 Жыл бұрын
DTOPPP LMMKAOOO
@miku_maui Жыл бұрын
😭
@rouza_chan8774 Жыл бұрын
Then his hand is tiny baby hands
@Derploop Жыл бұрын
I don't even think that's a plot twist to anyone sentient.
@Yukiiiiiiikyo Жыл бұрын
daily life of a vox clipper
@klng1285 Жыл бұрын
then later someone said "8 sauce packs" wwwwwwwwwww
@smolcatto7215 Жыл бұрын
"Hit me with some critical thinking" is now a phrase I will use in my day to day life
@yoshiin Жыл бұрын
HOW TF DID HE CHECK IF IT WAS BIGGER THAN HIS HAND- DID HE JUST WHIP IT OUT ON STREAM 😭
@booklyfun6052 Жыл бұрын
I believe he has said before that he streams without underwear on. Can’t remember exactly when, but if I had to pinpoint it was probably most definitely a collab with Shoto
@redactedkxm Жыл бұрын
Honestly, we shouldn’t be surprised if he did 💀
@MariekeLisette Жыл бұрын
@@redactedkxm Yep
@pawhmises Жыл бұрын
i’m gonna choose to believe he used a ruler or something for my own sanity 😭☠️
@kieranox Жыл бұрын
@@booklyfun6052 wtff💀💀
@meganachu4447 Жыл бұрын
1:32 maths teachers when you don’t specify the unit/object
@DuckiestBoat959 Жыл бұрын
Pause at his face at 1:08, he knew what he just unleashed
@Shueming-yg7hq Жыл бұрын
Idk but when he said eight I felt pain 😂
@akun8032 Жыл бұрын
💀 what-
@pc_suffering6941 Жыл бұрын
Nice pun. Judging by ur pfp I assume ur a gril. Don't grils like the bigger ones?
@hwipram Жыл бұрын
@@pc_suffering6941Actually majority of women prefer everage size due to the pain (if it’s too big) and so on
@lovelyblueroseart Жыл бұрын
@PC_Suffering no. the distance from the entry point to the cervix on most women is only 4-5 inches, only a bit longer when aroused. If your schlinging an 8 inch dong that shit can bruise the cervix
@GlaswenVeta Жыл бұрын
@@pc_suffering6941 not all girls like big ones and, as a matter of fact, a big one can hurt. So it's not always about the size, it's about the mastery.
@emery120 Жыл бұрын
The censor with the "Woah" is making me chuckle so much 😂
@moonythespoonie9551 Жыл бұрын
Oh, Vox, never change
@Zxirkse Жыл бұрын
Bro vox doesnt just have a package.. he has an entire DELIVERY
@c4ndyyy_ Жыл бұрын
i hate the fact that we can be so embarrassing in chat and yet he still manages to find some area where he can be sadistic and sarcastic and end up making us embarrassed 😭 like be so fr
@leafii. Жыл бұрын
THE FACT HE ACC MEASURED IT TOO😭😭😭
@daisilyy Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you measure it if had a dong? I know I would, it's just useful info.
@moominageanga7005 Жыл бұрын
I think at one point in life, all dudes measure their ducks 😭
@apeonya Жыл бұрын
i mean yeah but wouldnt it be soft💀
@non-depressedcorgi344811 ай бұрын
@@apeonya soft pp
@Lucas.lostglove Жыл бұрын
His dangalang is danging….. damn
@jessicaw_ Жыл бұрын
THIS MADE ME CACKLE
@70947 Жыл бұрын
WAHT
@Lucas.lostglove Жыл бұрын
@@jessicaw_ good 🤭
@Lucas.lostglove Жыл бұрын
@@70947 I said what I said
@kileyhardin6280 Жыл бұрын
His Ding-A-Ling is a Dong-A-Long you might say 😂
@eris_522 Жыл бұрын
as an overthinker, i will overthink for atleast a month because of this information
@blu4get Жыл бұрын
well, i suppose it’s good to know that the size of the… personal aid… i employ while listening to his asmr is uh… accurate
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
You know, everytime I see a clip of Vox, it reminds that's I'm not as unseiso as I think I am, and I should continue to watch him in small quantities for the sake of my sanity. 😖💕
@officialsemieita3 ай бұрын
staying seiso in a fandom like this is an achievement , good job
@missuevoxslefttoenail9520 Жыл бұрын
Alright fanfic writers,give us the good stuff
@rabbitorgans Жыл бұрын
The way he was able to check the size compared to his hand so quickly-
@ScarletTornado Жыл бұрын
Oh god I watched it live but I still got the same reaction when I saw this clip, this is definitely gonna stay on my mind for while
@az.zuzur_ Жыл бұрын
For those who don't know if it is inches or centimeters I doubt it is 8cm bc i don't think an adult hand is less than 8cm so it is in inches(8inches=20,32cm damn)
@_Chaosnight_ Жыл бұрын
Dated a guy withe 9 inches once, and tbh im lucky it was a long distance relationship cause i doubt i'd be alive rn otherwise But 8 inches is like damn too tho
@kiencore Жыл бұрын
its 8 millimeters
@DragonSpark101 Жыл бұрын
He never ceases to surprise kindred 🤭❤️
@Kelly99844 Жыл бұрын
Oh, he knows _exactly_ what he's doing lmao
@llemonluxo Жыл бұрын
given how he is on the internet, he’s probably big
@fiozlmx Жыл бұрын
dude I said 8 centimeters? THEN I REALIZED HE WAS SAYING 8 INCHES GOOD LORDDDDD
@islasundew Жыл бұрын
Bruh it was the little devious giggle for me.
@OokamiTsu Жыл бұрын
We love a confident man lol I love how he talks about everything
@xue.0w0 Жыл бұрын
as time goes on, the image of vox in my head keeps getting bigger (overall like his height 🗿) and I feel smaller and smaller fr fr
@_Chaosnight_ Жыл бұрын
Same, im tiny af as a person only about 1,70 meters (5.7 in feet) Vox would fucking kill me just by grabbing me withe one hand 💀
@TisBeOmega7 ай бұрын
@@_Chaosnight_if you call 5' 7" tiny, try 5'2" 💀
@zaelh1298 Жыл бұрын
I am on the floor with the "wow" censorship, I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@visualheroine Жыл бұрын
Honestly the most surprising thing about this clip is him reading streamlabs lmfaooooo
@gothcsm Жыл бұрын
E-EIGHT? OH LORD 😩 I can take him… in a fight, totally…
@kouaochasm Жыл бұрын
this stream had me HOWLING
@Momo44482 Жыл бұрын
Him giggling after saying “ Oops spilled the beans “ Was sooooo DEVIOUS😭
@yinyangphoenix7785 Жыл бұрын
omg the 180° turn at the end made my f*ckin day😂👌
@OfficialAtlass Жыл бұрын
HE WENT AND CHECKED THE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IT AND HIS HAND- 💀
@Th3RealD41suke9 ай бұрын
THE WAY HE CHECKHED DURING STREAM- BRO IM DYING
@Yuseius Жыл бұрын
The way I started sweating when he said 8 :”))
@JustCallMeDija Жыл бұрын
Off topic, the animation of Vox holding the drink is wonderful.
@littlebeast9723 Жыл бұрын
well. now how do i recover from that the way he just went sussy to when he said "oop spilled the beans" i-
@strawberryfox8819 Жыл бұрын
I've written a fanfic before with a smut chapter with a character that had a way too large dong (like 14 inches) and I'm pretty sure that kind of traumatized me, cause now I cringe every time someone mentions big dongs.
@daliborvranic1665 Жыл бұрын
14 INCHES GAWD DAYUM-
@Derploop Жыл бұрын
Cringing to this kind of stuff is appropriate. Anyone can realise this is fucked up meaurements in some way. Dude would be like 1 inch longer than the longest porn stars if that's true, and he'd need to have tiny fucking hands too. Listening to people lie is cringe, and more than a little bit fucked up.
@kiivies Жыл бұрын
14😭
@nah9935 Жыл бұрын
I can never listen to his asmrs the same, MiActor and GamerBF omg
@TobyRogers1212 Жыл бұрын
I would ask how nice are his hugs
@hoomanskittle Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he really means centimeters
@sophiesleeps12 Жыл бұрын
He's actually so witty, I love it
@DrunkDazai_0fficial7 ай бұрын
Vox is so wholesome I love him 😭😭
@Alexandre.Moonwell Жыл бұрын
trivial information which has nothing to do with the video : 8 inches = 20.32 cm
@reets7490 Жыл бұрын
The "well..let me?" bruh😭
@Alex_in_Wonderland111 Жыл бұрын
I just heard about this guy yesterday. What a great intro to the fandom
@isolate6509 Жыл бұрын
It’s millimetres guys relax
@Aikonony Жыл бұрын
Bros brain lagged then decided to just go with it 😭
@mo2xnoke Жыл бұрын
not me thinking it's 8 centimeters💀
@rii.ndrops Жыл бұрын
I hate myself for immediately grabbing a ruler 👀
@mastergenius9621 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@dumplinglovers7883 Жыл бұрын
well, that just made vox's hand cams a lil more interesting XD
@Ryfire64Ай бұрын
His little "oop spiled the bean" and his littke demon laugh was amazing
@myaamor3637 Жыл бұрын
💀it’s the way he checked -
@kathryn-s1217 Жыл бұрын
EIGHT DANNY DEVITOS😭😭
@coffeedemon6909 Жыл бұрын
EIGHT DANNY DEVITOS
@sakari6195 Жыл бұрын
THE FACT THAT HE CHECKED IS SO CRAZY WHAT
@itsarsyy140 Жыл бұрын
There’s no way he’s packing no way….
@PerishedBeacon Жыл бұрын
I read the title wrong. I read it as "Vox spills beans his size"
@teal_Xavier_Crow Жыл бұрын
i was watching the vod and i did not expect this XD i was drinkin along with him and fukin spat my drink out like EH?
@SummonerOrthan Жыл бұрын
Omg I love his avatar's smug look
@LadyAntwillSSO8 ай бұрын
Same-
@Bonniebonbon2089 Жыл бұрын
Vox is taller than my house
@Goneaway. Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry guys we was totally talkin in bout how tall he is
@ang3licdo11s11 ай бұрын
Me :**confidently running to the nearest ruler to see the how much is 8 inches** Also me: *GOD DAMN*
@LadyAntwillSSO8 ай бұрын
ME ASF
@IrrelevantTacos Жыл бұрын
the way that i was watching stream but i still clicked this video XD
@staaaar_4 Жыл бұрын
Me: Google what eight inches are in cm... I needed two rulers for reference. Okay okay I see you.
@mak.2262 Жыл бұрын
the way my jaw fucking DROPPED with the hand comment-
@lostimnotlost Жыл бұрын
Lol, now I get it! I had missed bits of the convo during the live 🤣🤣🤣 I missed Midrunk like this ❤
@X700godspeed Жыл бұрын
The last part was serious wisdom
@raven6995 Жыл бұрын
You've gotta deserve it omg you snapped into the Boss character sir😻🙃
@potatoprsk Жыл бұрын
Dude one of my friends sent me this and i was like wtf, clicked it, and now i'm just an emotional mess
@woofme Жыл бұрын
SOMEONE DESCRIBED HIS cockadaddledoo 🐓🐓🐓 AS A “demon pickle” HELP I FIND IT DSO FREAKING FUNNY BRUH
@MaviAydaBir Жыл бұрын
1:26 some one said 8km 😂😂
@kanta2521 Жыл бұрын
He's a 10 but he's an 8 😔😞 With every sussy stream of Vox's, I feel like my sins are piling up, fck me;;;;;
@Nikii110 Жыл бұрын
WTF why does it sound like he's talking in my ear?? 👀
@chronosclaimsall Жыл бұрын
He's using his ASMR mic
@maddieesunn. Жыл бұрын
The way I got my tape measure AND GODDAMN-
@midoryiasofficalaccount5654 Жыл бұрын
THATS THE SIZE OF THE WATER BOTTLE I WAS DRINKING??
@Amanee__ Жыл бұрын
He did not like just check if it was bigger than his hand in mid stream did he-