Sister Marine and Father Fubuki Roast Matsuri's Pointless Dieting 【ENG Sub/Hololive】

[@hmr1122]

Matsuri saying buldak bokkeum myun is the most adorable thing.

[@axelerater]

Agreed

[@shimizumi1547]

Indeed

[@whyyouwipingtheplates4088]

Yes, someone should make 10hrs video of her saying buldak bokkeum myeon

[@C4H10N4O2]

Now I wanna try some bullgehdakopokomion

[@kailikwoh498]

It's the same rhythm to the opening bars of TKG no Uta.

[@BaddyZ]

"You're just pretending to diet while gaining kilo after kilo..." Jesus, Marine... she actually killed her.

[@bake5712]

Amen

[@whoisrem2873]

Latom 😂

[@Psieye]

Disagreed. If she was going for the kill, it should be "oscillating in body weight is more unhealthy than staying at a high weight. Either go on a permanent diet with no end, i.e. a lifestyle change, or don't embark on one in the first place". Permanent diets are only difficult if you enjoy eating, so the first step is to find superior pleasures.

[@anhhy5486]

@@Psieye wat?

[@sayounsang]

@@Psieye It’s a joke, not a scientific documentary, fella.

[@donpylon5102]

2:24 that simple "Amen" from Sister Marine and Father Fubuki made me lose it

[@lildyo]

LMAO they just roasted Matsuri and ended it with an “amen.” How do I join this religion??

[@azkichiwakyoumokawaii4269]

A Father and a Sister just roasted God

[@Champocampo_]

+ bgm. I'm dying.

[@VulcanXIV]

"Just quit the diet alright? Amen" lmao these girls

[@slahser]

Amen lmao

[@ringo6627]

Hololive is the only place you will see GOD confess to a fox and a hor- holy pirate.

[@sufianramli8017]

You mean like the Holy poses in Queensblade?

[@dairoleon2682]

@@sufianramli8017 Probably where Sister Marine got the idea.

[@sufianramli8017]

@@dairoleon2682 Maybe someone should request she do a Holy pose next 3d? Just saying....

[@jansaycon8441]

and GOD get roasted to said Fox Deity Priest and Hor-Holy Pirate They just committed Blasphemy to her 🤣

[@dairoleon2682]

@@sufianramli8017 There's no way in hell Marine has the strength and flexibility to perform Holy Poses.

[@imLumineux]

omg... The way Matsuri says buldak bokkeum myeon is so cute..

[@SerRompalot]

She messed up a bit with buldak and said buldakgeum but her pronunciation's pretty good.

[@Mwoonster]

@@SerRompalot No she said it pretty perfectly which is pretty standard for Japanese people considering the Korean language was inspired by the Japanese and Chinese language. Alot of the hololive JP members speak decent Korean because they already have the logistics of pronunciation since they're Japanese. Although Matsuru does add a little -u to the end of buldak which was cute anyways lol

[@HanMestov]

@@Mwoonster little quip, but the Japanese and Korean languages were heavily influenced by the Chinese language. Not too certain about Korean being influenced by Japanese. If there's a source for it, could you possibly link me to it?

[@astral6749]

@@SerRompalot I heard burudakku for buldak, which I think is pretty normal pronunciation for a Japanese.

[@C.N.A.C.]

@@HanMestov Korean is not "influenced" by Japanese except maybe for a few borrowed words here and there. At best there might be a common ancestor spoken thousands of years ago, but even that's a disputed theory. Of course they're both heavily influenced by Chinese in pretty much the same way that every language in Europe is influenced by Latin.

[@DabbingTaco]

God is not getting fat, she’s just expanding her kingdom a little.

[@usokitsuki]

Man, I *DEMAND* a link to your profile pick! Such power shall not belong to but a single man

[@yikaii]

@@usokitsuki You can open his channel. right click on his profile picture , open his profile picture in a new tab and then download it

[@kelvincha5492]

thy kingdom come

[@fellowninja]

Imagine going to a confessional and the priest rips on you for being fat and goes "amen" lol

[@lildyo]

we’d probably solve the obesity problem here in North America if that were a common thing lmao

[@tangsolaris9533]

*you can make a religion out of this*

[@electricbayonet2]

Also keep in mind that glass wall and sterile white room doesn't say 'confessional' so much as 'prison visitation room.'

[@aegis3141]

It's another type of confession

[@noobie3939]

Confessing sins and confessing crimes aren't that different probably

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

Given the context it might as well be the same

[@ivanbluecool]

Marine: I gained weight too. It went to my butt Aqua:I did as well. Went to my chest. Matsuri:(crying blood tears) lucky you

[@samlim7963]

With forbidden knowledge, you'll know that irl she won't actually be crying tears of blood Search for that knowledge for yourself, explorer of the unknown

[@sufianramli8017]

@@samlim7963 Actually, that was pads, man.....not that i mind!

[@CunnyVirus]

@@sufianramli8017 LOOOOOL

[@Endershock1678]

@@CunnyVirus -ERIS- MATSURI PADS HER CHESTS!!!

[@UnknownOps]

Amane: "Why are they so lucky? And I'm not?"

[@MrHibugji]

Matsuri: Buldak-bokkeum-myeon Sister Marine: Funniest thing I've ever heard She's not even trying to stay in the -horni- holy character lol

[@MazoDragon]

Instead of saying in character, Marine decided to have nun of it.

[@ShrimpletonCh]

@@MazoDragon git

[@MazoDragon]

@@ShrimpletonCh Indeed, you are.

[@AbyssPriestess]

@@MazoDragon INAFF

[@saigel5778]

I laughed at that part too, it was pretty unexpected and the fact that Matsuri kept repeating it made it even funnier. Reminds me of the Jugemu gag in Gintama.

[@Adenybaloi]

Her voice is back lol

[@Slayerthecrow]

I hope some one hire Matsuri to make a Buldak-Bokkeum-Myeon commercial

[@InappropriatePolarbear]

Natsuiro "Five Hamburgers a Day" Matsuri accidentally mistook the confessional for a McDonalds drive-through.

[@azkichiwakyoumokawaii4269]

Did not expected to see A Father, A Nun, and God all in the confession room together

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

Truly a vision beyond this world

[@simonghoul3602]

And the father and the nun gave God advice and made her change her lifestyle This is deep

[@jackofblades3998]

Now I want Matsuri Buldak bokkum myeon ASMR where she just says it over and over

[@CougheePls]

"You're just pretending to diet while gaining kilo after kilo... Amen." - Sister Marine

[@brandon-qc1ul]

When GOD is made to confess her sins. You can feel the pressure.

[@SC_Silver_99]

God's just testing them to make sure their doing their jobs right

[@hohohoupufuru]

Remember: it's not about the weight, but the proportions

[@Colopty]

Sister Marine and Father Fubiki didn't bring any mercy to their confession booth that day. Amen.

[@burnoutcat2387]

May I remind everyone that Senchou once did a 60+ minutes long stream to explain the MANY kinds of diets she tried and failed?

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

A true dieting veteran

[@penciler38]

Good thing Marine-senchou wasn't there, or else, she would have been roasted too.

[@burnoutcat2387]

@@penciler38 yeah like imagine if someone mentioned that time she asked viewers if she could lose weight if she had a tapeworm? Would've been embarrassed if she was there. Bet the sister would've liked it.

[@joaogarcia6170]

I mean, dieting IS hard especially for people who use food as a destressing mechanism. The ideal diet is the one you can follow for the rest of your life, but the best one is the one you can actually maintain, one thing at a time.

[@burnoutcat2387]

@@joaogarcia6170 this and as Subaru once mentionned, joining Hololive makes your lifestyle pretty unhealthy as you spend lots of time sitting at home

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Imagine you're hearing a confession, and someone starts having a stroke in the middle of it like Matsuri just did.

[@byandevenouser]

I really love marine's laugh,she laugh like she has no burden

[@galang1040]

Marine straight up changing job to psychiatrist and give her a reality check.

[@virus2339]

The way Matsuri say "I'll quit dieting" is hilarious

[@caughtuin4k93]

0:57 Buldak-Bokkeum-Myeon

[@potassium3948]

Fubuki contributing nothing just to say Amen at the end is the funniest shit.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

maririn cracking up over that food

[@iona401channel7]

you just predenting to diet while gaining kilo after kilo is spot on so that advice did really help for people serious on diet

[@Gensolink]

the way she says buldak-bokkeum-myeon has a pretty sick rythm ngl

[@FreinHowe]

0:57 for the Korean noodle and Marine wheeze

[@herpilerpy]

Thanks. Hammering that on repeat

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

so cute. great confessional. wonderful revelations, sister.

[@Subjectivity13]

Marine's laugh brings pure joy to all who hear it!

[@brilleon]

I just remembered the last time Father Fubuki & Sister marine were arrested by the police, then now they are still carrying out their activities in prison using the opportunity of a prison visit

[@riastradh]

Marine's "seiso" giggles are so pure

[@mickaelrocher8121]

Imagine an father and an sister meeting god in their church only to roast him on it eating habit

[@moderndayvampire1469]

Lesson: just give up on dieting.

[@jasonkeith2832]

Honestly, it holds up. I don't know about the diet culture in Japan, but the American diet scene is populated with people pushing unsustainable, unhealthy, unrealistic methods that falsely promise quick results.

[@indrahaseo]

may god will help her to eat more as much as she want, amen lol XD

[@bluey3575]

The church of Marine is so easy lol

[@rickard486]

Amen

[@sonicXstarhedgehog]

God can't help her, because she is God (?)

[@NotASummoner]

Ramen* :P

[@lintangwhk]

Somen

[@C.N.A.C.]

Fun Fact: Buldalk Bokkeum Myeon = Fire Chicken Mixed Noodles She had Kiara Noodles!

[@mabiniss2]

Sister Marine: You should quit dieting. Amen.

[@Tsino69]

With different context though, this story actually makes me sad. Matsuri had insecurity from her weight and body image issues before, so I hope she doesn't rebound.

[@beemoescarmew]

Shes either starving herself or overeat, frequent rebounds messes up your organs actually

[@visidenvisidane1155]

If you’re eating enough instant noodles to gain weight, I’d be more worried about the sheer amount of salt and preservatives you’re taking in rather than a failed diet.

[@Xerain]

Well that was just the one recent incident she was confessing to. In general the weight gain is because after she lost ~3 kg on her crash diet, she started ordering take out via uber eats and going out to eat with friends a whole lot. Then after a couple months of that she was 1kg above where she started.

[@憂苦と悲惨]

2:24 and that 'Amen' after it.. Oh, Marine. xD

[@edenromanov]

Considering how fit Matsurichan is(probably the most fit out of all the girls I think) her cheating on her diets probably isn't a bad thing as long as she doesn't go overboard.

[@rigatonacercigani404]

Matsuri: Buldak Bokkeum Myeon Sister Marine: Bokum Bokum Myon

[@StardustSynchron]

God damn Marine just twisted that knife at the end haha

[@n0denz]

"You see, anon, as a father of the Holy Church, I've sworn an oath not to take a husubando."

[@cow_tools_]

Poor Matsuri.

[@HitoriGnocchi]

Buldak-bokkeum-myeon stonks just went up

[@waterteafan9264]

Lol what an advice "Eh?" 2:14

[@vcentvillalon7695]

Sounds of marine saying umh, eh and hai is very yabai to my ear. he-he

[@nexcorvus7854]

Buludakku bukkom nyom wa... Buludakku bukkom nyom desu ke do

[@saintofthechurchofautism8433]

0:58 selling replay button

[@Evil-V]

-Sister Marine: It's useless, just quit dieting!! -Matsuri: Souka. Then I'm gonna continue eating buldak-bokkeum-myeon. *acceptance* -Aqua, on the other hand: *hysterical onion noises*

[@Idiomatick]

Peko: I ate bunch of parfait and gained weight but somehow got thinner.

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

@@Idiomatick She gained muscle instead

[@stevm3328]

That is not how losing fat works, someone should tell her

[@Pomfer_]

I need 1000% more Sister Marine for uhh, reasons

[@Sean-vf7bd]

0:58 Buldak bokkeum myun timestamp

[@jbark678]

"You should give up...there's no hope." "...Eh?" 🤣

[@shini183]

I didn't understand what kind of food is pokomupokomyon until I watch this and I laughed hard when I finally understand it was buldak-bokkeum-myeon

[@sanjeevsinghrajput5593]

Sister Marine, Professional Demotivation Speaker

[@sutapurachina1758]

A god, a priest, and a nun. what a holy stream

[@doublepinger]

Nun Marine... Nun Marine... Something doesn't add up

[@oisif950]

Take a shot everytime matsuri say buldak bokkeum myon

[@HalfCelestial88]

So here is where the escapees (Fubuki and Marine) went. Officer Hardass (Subaru) will eventually find them.

[@yuku6921]

now this is the christianity i signed up for

[@codenamemati]

Reject diet, embrace gluttony.

[@achichingle4148]

2:28 amen moment

[@SilentOnion]

Marine laughing at that whatever food :D

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

matsuri the pokemon

[@Jamie-qf5ly]

I MISSED MARINES GIGGLES

[@juni.1212]

Korean product names can be tricky to pronounce already. But a Japanese person trying to pronounce a Korean product name? That pretty much triples the difficulty xD

[@bigPPprincess]

marines tsukkomi is masterful

[@DjShinnosuke]

I can related to Matsuri, once had diet until 94kg (188pound) and rebound to my original 103 (206)

[@KOWAL19898]

This is better than actual comedies

[@kimiko429]

Love marine laughing

[@absoluteterritory4601]

I was waiting for them to say "Látom"

[@simonghoul3602]

I love this

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

I noticed sister marine doesn't have Heterochromia like the real marine, could it be that this really is senchou's secret twin? :O

[@travisbrewer1641]

Nah, marine just stopped eating seaweed for a few days lol

[@NyangisKhan]

Man~ these girls talking about how 3 or 4kg gain is a huge thing while I'm sittin here with my +20kg covid weight gain.

[@sephtis]

Marine just wants a thiccer Matsuri.

[@Meleeman011]

she has a Pocky day like me wtf

[@YoheiSwayne]

0:57 😍😍😍

[@shin-vp5hq]

2:23 Hololive : GOD stabbed by sister. Amen

[@Nomans_Nomen]

Hmm. Fluctuating weight too much can have permanent consequences. If she can’t stick to it, it might be better to try a more gradual approach? I had the same problem, except in terms of like 50-100 pound rebounds. Now I’m stable for years with no signs of rebounding, and the trick really was just as simple as “eat less”, “Exercise more”, and “eat healthier”. You can still eat all the things you like, just, eat smaller portions and you will lose weight consistently. If your portions get too small, eat more meals. Swap in something obviously healthy for one of your meals, like a mixed veggie and egg scramble, as often as you can stand it, and maybe don’t swap at all on some days. It’s fool proof. Extreme diets are dumb as hell and never work for long though. Some of them are actually dangerous.

[@SentinalSlice]

Wait? Kilograms!

[@petergriffin1898]

ita funny how marine laugh in every confession

[@ーーーーーーーーーーーーー-o2p]

Matsuri master of diet

[@49262625]

Amen 🙏

[@SaigaTenshi]

If the food taste great, then eat lots

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

END POINTLESS DIETS

[@CaptainRobPlays]

Amen

[@gibs992]

Burudakku Bokkum myon

[@francescoapg]

I love these women

[@Bob-bw2lv]

Reminds me of korone saying ekum bokum

[@datemasamune2904]

Wouldn’t it be better as Mother Marine and Father Fubuki?

[@tangsolaris9533]

Damn the carbs

[@garakut3473]

funny, we call buldak bokkeum myun as ramen here

[@_Lis13]

I shall now eat buldak-bokkeum-myeon

[@InVerSemusic93]

Your weight can fluctuate 3-4kg or more on a daily basis lol