WADE NEVER WINS | Fall Guys

Bob and I have both won Fall Guys and yet Wade can't seem to make it across the finish line...
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[@doodles_bi_tea]

Random player: *grabs Mark and throws him off the roller* Mark: so you have chosen *death*

[@MaGe-gc1rm]

What is that line from?

[@CheeseBlaster]

Lord of the rings

[@bacon9150]

12:14 this is the guy who grab mark

[@auroraflos2498]

@@MaGe-gc1rm Saruman says it from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[@vadakin11]

Soo true

[@Emo.Squidward3]

"Im calling it in because i know I have influential power" 2 days later: "youtube gave me my first strike..."

[@stickman5335]

With great power comes people that try to take that away ~ Me

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

Stick Man Holy shit that’s genius.

[@newgen9127]

Lol I didn’t realize that

[@poppyharlow4448]

@@stickman5335 some might say that's gunyus

[@Emily28373]

Wait did they actually give him one?

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

“This isn’t you versus the map. This is you versus the Black Friday crowd.”

[@mantlemagma1238]

Jesus is coming back. We are all sinners who deserve God's judgment but Jesus payed for our sins with His life at the cross. If you let Jesus into your life and trust Him to save you on the basis that He bore your sins, you will be saved.

[@rosehabaduck4783]

@@mantlemagma1238 dang I was waiting to go to Helheim with the rest of the group

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

@@rosehabaduck4783 *P A G E N !*

[@rosehabaduck4783]

@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier dang how did you guess

[@thisguykreas]

~Alpha

[@tots16]

Wade: Never wins Me: Story of my life.

[@camerondon3712]

For that very reason, I am far too persistent to give in to what would otherwise be a simple task - but for some ungodly reason I always make it a challenge for myself.

[@masacross8551]

Cameron Don I am exactly the same way.

[@may_flowers_]

𝚘𝚑 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝓫𝓸𝓽 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

[@lucascasey8869]

A nonbinary theatre kid danm

[@13thKingMu]

@@may_flowers_ yes and i reported them but yt is really lazy to ban them

[@melissakovach5567]

9:31 I couldn't stop laughing at marks reaction to him being knocked down over and over and him yelling What is happening

[@lnx4845]

Bob: Hugs make the world go round! Also Bob: Nearly dies from hugs Also also Bob: Hug me fake Mark

[@chrissimmons9743]

18:13 That face though.

[@sharkysasmr6325]

“ Get boned UnbelievaHARD” is now my life motto

[@silverkaiju9140]

Understandable have a epic win gamer

[@stunzeed4441]

Literally the whole 2020 in a sentence.

[@X4C1F3R]

Wade: I hate pidgeons. Mark: WHAT THE HELL W H A T T H E H E L L

[@AffirmedQuill]

Mark: you will never see into the future Me: occasionally sees things in dreams that happen months or years later

[@SuspiciousKoala]

Mark: How do I know these things? It didn't say in the instructions. Um...nope. Wish Lixian weighed in on that statement, lol.

[@soniamedeiros3166]

Mark: -Block it with your body sACRIFICE YOURSELF- Erwin Smith: *taking notes*

[@siva6710]

Mark: *"hey you guys playing BLOCK PARTY over there...? Sounds pretty fun..."*

[@ergoanteros]

Nice Uno ref

[@siva6710]

@@ergoanteros someone got it

[@firockfinion3326]

Wade: Losing. Bob: Hugging. Mark: Coming for those kneecaps.

[@atom104n]

Hotel: Trivago

[@Mothlocks]

@@arandomotaku1316 please yes

[@jefferey_92]

Yooooo! Hey

[@Jay-yy8or]

Sangwoo?

[@brys0nk8888]

use my memes 🤝

[@AUserThatIsDeleted]

When mark "disciplined" his chat on stream it was probably not as threatening without the filter and music

[@TheSewDew]

Actually his filter is not edited in. One time when playing a game he accidentally left it on, so he had to rerecord it.

[@spunofstarsbornofdust2240]

@GigglesDoesStuff now hold up

[@ametrime4754]

@GigglesDoesStuff O_o

[@Nat0521]

@GigglesDoesStuff pause.

[@jordanthomas7702]

@GigglesDoesStuff Guess that isn't the kind of thing you share in a comment section, huh.

[@VIKKUWU]

"DID YOU JUST GRAB ME?!" "YOU'VE. MADE. AN. ENEMY. FOR. LIFE."

[@theobear4327]

I wonder if that guy watched this video :P

[@MJJKOP2]

Well... now I know what not to do when I meet him.

[@jw5386]

@@MJJKOP2 did you plan on grabbing him??

[@MJJKOP2]

@@jw5386 Just to see his reaction...

[@jw5386]

@@MJJKOP2 LOL that is not okey

[@cryptid4131]

"What's a few toes between friends?" is perhaps both the scariest and most ridiculous line I've ever heard

[@samanthaslamiar7231]

I read the beginning as he said it

[@darklordhyper]

@@samanthaslamiar7231 what does it mean?

[@cats1970]

@@darklordhyper it means “losing toes in the name of friendship isn’t that big of a deal”

[@darklordhyper]

@@cats1970 oh thanks. lol

[@Penny_Lively_17]

Literally

[@user-eb2gr8bh1z]

Bob: "I just got balled into oblivion" Wade: *already bald into oblivion*

[@bucketboi1784]

Ha ha. Very funny. I laugh.

[@noideaxd3214]

@@bucketboi1784 tourists be like

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Underrated comment ❤️

[@ToastedPup]

Wow okay most comments aren't creative. This one though, MWAH. 👌

[@stabbamonroll]

Shhh 💀💀

[@deaths_omen]

Wade: "My shorts have ridden up to the point where I feel like I'm wearing a thong, so I need to fix that, there we go!" Mark: *staring into nothingness*

[@MoonlightStatic]

Mark: *E X C E L L E N T*

[@medoesthings1040]

Dude i saw this comment at the most perfect moment, as soon as i started reading he said it at the same time

[@toshizashi9060]

@@medoesthings1040 hah sick same

[@primusuckz]

mark getting angry in getting over it: throws the chair mark getting angry in fall guys: hugs the chair

[@thekingofthesneks1857]

It's called progress

[@westernrobot3022]

redemption arc

[@alleymercuryway7777]

character development

[@MoonlightWalnut]

lmao i love all these replies so much

[@gbailey24]

Major character development

[@kevin86nivek]

“a pigeon slapped me into the abyss” words i never thought i would hear..

[@geradosolusyon511]

Wtf is with these people's usernames? And why this high quality comment in particular?

[@SM11Football]

dont read my name.

[@zombiekupo]

Ikr it's so perfect haha

[@L3GOJO]

@@geradosolusyon511 bots

[@kaolincloud]

@@geradosolusyon511 yes

[@mercuryfulminate7466]

In loving memory of Wade's kneecaps...

[@rshdy7800]

rip wades kneecaps.

[@linaetlinda5832]

R.I.P

[@mim4548]

and elbows and teeth

[@adnanasif9538]

Press f in the chat

[@adnanasif9538]

F

[@TiTi-pm4my]

23:11 "Bob, please!" Wade's cry of desperation really got me lol

[@williamfalls]

Bob has passed the "not win a game" curse to Wade to make him double cursed.

[@lordtachanka5543]

+4

[@memesthemaker8429]

Two negatives make a positive

[@N3cr0mantic]

@@Pheonix1709 it says 2 years and one month when you hover over it with a mouse

[@shailendrapawar8608]

I have it.

[@DiegoDoodle]

*Uno flashbacks intensify*

[@joshuapoe3867]

Another Title: “Wade screams legit creative profanities at people in Fall Guys”

[@iwillstrangleyou4215]

Instead of people it should say pigeons

[@kaolincloud]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! firefighting necklace? I don't understand

[@Bable012]

Cause this game is both infuriating and fun all at the same time

[@Mothlocks]

@@kaolincloud that's a very unfortunate username to reply to

[@kaolincloud]

@@Mothlocks I know that

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

Mark: Lose and I'm going to take your kneecaps, Wade. Me who saw the title and thumbnail: *Wade gonna lose his kneecaps.*

[@Hyskaris]

Mark: i need to discipline my chat real quick Me, who's watching this on youtube:

[@AngryGoats555]

Was this originally on twitch?

[@Hyskaris]

@@AngryGoats555 A lot of Mark's videos are highlights from his Twitch streams, edited like this for KZbin purposes. His live streams are pretty hilarious, but Lixian does a great job at amplifying the humor for KZbin

[@AngryGoats555]

Storm Driven Has that always been the case?? When did he switch over?

[@Hyskaris]

@@AngryGoats555 not always, it was more in the past 9 or so months, he tends to every few days

[@kavertia6261]

Pretty Alright Mark has a podcast with the guys on twitch every tuesday, that’s where most of these eps from the past few months with them are from. They usually talk for about an hour before starting a game, I think it’s called “three peens in a pod”

[@JoPOmygo]

Whenever mark gets angry, Hee Hoo comes out

[@kampetsche7508]

Hee hoo

[@renz4369]

Hee Hoo

[@rrosegold]

Hee Hoo

[@graveyardblunt]

Hee hoo

[@swapnilthakur321]

Hee hoo

[@LandonMcAfee]

4:56 “MoM! mOm GeT tHe CaMeRa! MoM, pLeAsE!” “You okay, Mark?” “MoOoM!”

[@gimmiegrapes7120]

I wanna see Mark play a villain role in like a movie lowkey his voice would be perfect

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

I feel like Heist with Markiplier was kinda like that

[@nixanu2515]

William Afton

[@uhnutherdude]

I think we already have Darkiplier for that.

[@yourlocaltherapist8661]

Ducky BreadTuber you’re joking right

[@isisdarosa9340]

Yes, his angry rage voice

[@starrynights1067]

"I didn't lose, WE lost!" **Communism intensifies**

[@bumpersticker9510]

@Indigo M yes

[@joshtatko4806]

Teamwork = communism? Yeah, checks out

[@videosoutofnowhere518]

Lol

[@knighter1209]

@@clickbait6646 Built by the people's mighty hand...

[@aria7083]

America: Did I hear COMMUNISM 💣

[@shubhanjanjoshi5580]

”It seems like Wade doesn’t feel like winning today” *Let’s motivate Wade with a controlled shock*

[@fay7725]

I like this comment more than I should

[@No-yr9rs]

This comment is perfect Take my like.

[@jakobyarns4369]

Oh Oh no

[@darkwolf4049]

This comment made me smile more than it should

[@huh4829]

You have an AMAZING sense of humor

[@Holyboble]

Wade: “I only lost because I spawned in the worst possible place” Guy who won: spawns in exact same place as Wade.

[@o0Avalon0o]

Lixian really knows how to make Mark shine. The musical timing is impeccable, as always.

[@anzuaoix]

and he just had a baby! congrats lixian!

[@cl0wngutz]

Lixian is the best

[@ametrime4754]

@@cl0wngutz yeahh!!

[@ender__games5983]

Where

[@meebsocial]

Moral of the Story: “Just don’t be born with knees caps.”

[@JackBlaze30]

we are technically born without kneecaps, but I think that is part of the joke and why so said that. it's so hard to tell nowadays if someone is serious or not anymore in comments section

[@bopskies9749]

I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

[@deem0n__]

@@bopskies9749 Shut.

[@nintendope8837]

@@deem0n__ up

[@nikolasandreou8110]

Hold the phone he looked VERY serious is mark actually doing it?

[@moreyourpops155]

Mark: "Good timin-" Mark: *screams in agony as he gets yeeted off the map*

[@brys0nk8888]

you need my memes 🤓

[@MidnightSpaceman]

@KYS [5th Main Account] if you think that then why are you watching him?

[@anythingawesome8438]

WiseEditGalaxY dude it’s a bot or somethin spammer maybe

[@invictus5609]

@KYS [5th Main Account] ok....but that wrong. 1. Proof? 2. How man like mark scam us? 3. You are a bot

[@Logaterasou]

The only thing i imagined in this part was when Squidward was looking at the window seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun outside. 23:10

[@lolmaster7129]

you right

[@1fandomqueen806]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@rosstedfordkendall]

"This one looks really fun, guys."

[@ZCountry]

Bob: 1st place Wade: slow, but steady Mark: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[@bopskies9749]

I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

[@kaiserwilhelm1914]

@@bopskies9749 Shut up

[@yuemessias316]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[@rebekahpastorelle580]

"hold on I've gotta go discipline my chat real quick" Oh snap we gonna die

[@NWolfsson]

Who else was booping the finger when he disciplined? Cause I definitely was so loopy I was XD

[@thekingofwar541]

Yea he called Darkiplier

[@Zoroark_Master]

Not as bad as wade.

[@purplespidey6276]

26:42 I want friends who hype me up the way Mark and Wade hype up Bob because that is just the best thing

[@minkeymouce]

Lixian: *Doesn’t edit in another bumping intro* The comment section: *Visible Confusion*

[@Procraftbrother]

Lixian is awesome! makes me laugh all the time 😂

[@taicunmusic]

Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊.

[@loganatori6117]

@@taicunmusic screw off

[@loganatori6117]

@@taicunmusic nobody cares

[@abilafauziyahagussal699]

@@taicunmusic Not really my kind of music taste. But I like the chaotic energy in it. Keep it up 😁😊🤩💞

[@phoenixrose1995]

Title: Wade never wins Actual game play: *mark suffering*

[@JosepiThe13th]

This video was just Mark slowly descending into Darkiplier.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

He needs kneecaps for some reason. Wonder why

[@rabinabakhtiar726]

Marilou Flake Stardust it is how one is transformed into a dark being. He who gets the kneecaps escapes the darkness.

[@thebetaman]

@@rabinabakhtiar726 Yeah, I don- NOOOO

[@plasmetal8225]

Wade wanted to keep the meme, so Mark took his kneecaps.

[@savakirilov5263]

Warfstache* dark is not insane he is Just marks enemy Watch Who killed markiplier Warfstache is the insane one

[@coolguyishere8851]

“Block it with your body, SACRIFICE YOURSELF!”

[@KKUB1996]

“I don’t ever give out my phone number” Literally has a video of him giving everyone his phone number

[@MISHFUL]

jope that aged well

[@kaolincloud]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! hibiscus and sakura ship?

[@mimi-982]

@@kaolincloud lmao I've seen you so many times

[@vintageclipse3548]

mimi D C 3 ^^

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

please leave Rita you’re scaring the children

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

That's a lot of Darkiplier, didn't think he'd join in on such a bright, colorful, everyone-loves-each other game like this!

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

@Christopher Savage You don't need a Pokeball if you have pancakes. Cookies might work, but pancakes are preferred.

[@MistorMonkeMan]

I dont think its an "everyone-loves-each-other" game

[@megarayquaza9054]

@Christopher Savage hi

[@fabricioaf89]

Darkiplier is attracted to frustration

[@shaylahmitchell7647]

Fall guys is a cut throat fight to the death

[@hmvd22]

“It’s your turn Wade” Well, considering the thumbnail, it isn’t.

[@mllwcrmpmpkn]

every comment about wade winning felt like weird forshadowing

[@SyroVT]

What is happening?!!!!!!!!!!

[@ethanbentley3100]

Disclaimer no Wade was harmed during the making of this episode...

[@handleisntfkinavailable]

just the kneecaps

[@jasonking7570]

Yeah, of course Mark didn't steal his kneecaps until *after* this was recorded

[@arose821]

During the making of this episode, didn't say anything about after

[@susancastillo98]

Only after

[@zweetsouffle9567]

Hotdog... *"Would do it again."* *"You've made a enemy for life."* *"GRAB THE NINJA!"* *"Who TOUCHED me, who TOUCHED me... WHO TOUCHED ME!?"* I just love what you guys say.

[@megarayquaza9054]

Caused by sheer Chaos lol

[@elektrasupernor2116]

I think my favorite was the "Get off of me, you pigeon fucker!" from Wade.

[@liamwang2416]

Wade: *IM ON A BITCH PARADE*

[@bruschetta7711]

Wade be like: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?

[@hopoffmydick9574]

unrelated, but I love your little Bakugou pfp :)

[@sarahsharp2960]

Please make a shirt with Wade's face saying "I'm on a bitch parade". I would so buy that 🤣

[@calicolovesotter2099]

AS SOON AS I READ “IM ON A BITCH PARADE” WADE SAID IT OMG-

[@tiptoemaggie4525]

I- I was the 70th like. The 69 is gone... I’m so sorry for my sins... forgive me

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

I felt a great disturbance in Christianity, as if thousands of white moms screamed out in terror, and were suddenly, cursing...

[@calicolovesotter2099]

Masked Creator what?...

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

@@calicolovesotter2099 White Christian moms cursing at others for cursing

[@Gremlinfamily13]

“What’s a few toes...between friends?” Something I never thought could sound so menacing, and yet...here we are

[@MaskedKittyYT]

same dude, that being said if my friends asked for my toes i’d happily give them my injured one, literally i fractured my small toe on my right foot back in like 2015 and it makes me uncomfortable each time i look down and see it now tbh, it doesn’t hurt but it just looks a little weird so i get creeped out by my own toe here and there, so if anybody wanted it i would gladly give it up. in fact i would probably honestly pay somebody to take that one away painlessly, legit man, it gives me chills dude.

[@TheRat1789]

@Masked Kitty sell your toe on the black market

[@karenrogers2105]

I would lend my finger and say units a toe as prank

[@UrResidentGhost]

Fall Guys came and went so fast but it’s always nice to come back to ever now and then.

[@SCP--sf3fu]

Bob: "Mom get the camera" Mark: "MoM gEt ThE cAmErA" *Vivid 7 Days To Die flashbacks*

[@sheevpalpatine4437]

YoU wIlL rEgReT

[@Homewonker]

@@sheevpalpatine4437 i have that phrase in my head EVERY time i hear "regret" EXACTLY in bob's voice

[@Procraftbrother]

Bob: OMG we got an oven mitt on our team. Never mind. It’s a “Pineappitle”

[@alainastaton7797]

The spelling and everything 😂

[@deaconbuchanan1274]

Yyykm

[@StarBoy-vb7sm]

" I need to discipline my chat real quick- " Me: oh, ok Mark: starts sounding like a villain from a videogame Me: I need an adult, now

[@alesthra]

so, you met Darkiplier :)P

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I need the timestamp

[@StarBoy-vb7sm]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 24:36

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@StarBoy-vb7sm thank you

[@StarBoy-vb7sm]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 No problem

[@mariedelmoche2904]

Bob: concerned Wade: unaware Mark: has debt this would be the best murder mystery episode ever

[@EmilyTheMedic]

Proof that the fall guys are among us.

[@Zero-jv4dk]

And finally, Mark goes for redemption. I gotta say, the first time mark played this game he totally should have won

[@gripghoulshorts2503]

Yeah my boy Mark is a massive inspiration for why I made my KZbin channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs*

[@manuelhurtado109]

@@gripghoulshorts2503 stfu

[@lj1393]

@@manuelhurtado109 yo chill out m8. Stop hating.

[@Zero-jv4dk]

Pissed Piplup •• ROAD TO 1000 SUBS I agree and that’s great! You are so close to 1K, you got this!

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

This comment is actually copied by a bot

[@mushking3906]

Alternative title: “ Popular KZbinr is forced to vibe check his friend to get out of large amount of debt”

[@logando3305]

NOT A VIBE!

[@s801gaming3]

This makes no sense

[@crazytiger1017]

Wades voice fits his face and personality so well

[@absolutecarnage777]

Nobody: Mark: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! Lose this game and I'll steal your knees!

[@Barkersniztazoi]

Absolute Carnage time stamp?

[@yeticrab.]

Mark: "I didn't know you had to grab!" Me: *flashbacks to his first fall guys game*

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Right lol

[@Velgar_Grim]

Also the first time he was about to win and only needed to grab the crown... Which it did say...

[@candice2562]

10:18 " oh man remember all those fun game modes? oh no *cuz we never tried them* "

[@SeksBott69]

"I don't give out mu phone number" *suddenly flashbacks to mark giving the entire fxkin world his phone nubmer*

[@FluffyJrPlayzOhhimark]

That was me 😂

[@mikacookiegaming1294]

I still have his number in my phone lol

[@FluffyJrPlayzOhhimark]

@CookieGaming same lol

[@Emily28373]

When?

[@Madame_Brock]

@@Emily28373 it was 2 years ago and I think he made it for like projects only, not to actually talk to people personally

[@nothing-611]

22:46 Bob and wade’s interactions is what i love more than anything.

[@thegothicunicorn5265]

Mark: I gotta go discipline my chat Me: 👁️👄👁️ Mark: goes darkiplier

[@vuedanto8576]

You have a like to reply ratio of 1200:1. Had I not replied it would've been infinite.

[@daddialities1758]

Wade: “What are they growing there?” Bob: “Trees”

[@NeonRahkshi]

Me: a body count?

[@unus-annus]

@@NeonRahkshi _uh oh_

[@crown4212]

Trees?

[@heidiwren7713]

Mark: " I've gotta go discipline my chat real quick" *Dark mode ACTIVATED*

[@fatzach09]

*Darkiplier Activated*

[@rebekahmilano3457]

Timestamp?

[@pinatbaua3255]

@@rebekahmilano3457 24:36

[@manuelacuna4080]

Is that a good sign?

[@dowser1040]

The freaking ambiance sounds the the growling from SCP-939 Am I wrong?

[@naqidoesps4]

23:17 now I'm just imagining Bob with a chainsaw, blood on his face, screams outside the broken down house, him revving the chainsaw shouting "SEE HOW SAFE WE ARE?!?!?!?!"

[@speauks_4667]

“I like this one, for some reason it really speaks to me” *wharfstache intensifies*

[@_ayoitsvic_3180]

Wilford Motherlovin Warfstache

[@jelfishery]

“You’ve made an enemy for life.” *Darkiplier intensifies*

[@jimmylee1585]

Mark: I need to discipline my chat. *Literally turns into Darkiplier.

[@samblackwood2348]

you right XD

[@battle_frenzy7109]

Haven’t seen him in awhile

[@cassmcshane9033]

lowkey kinda scary, I had it on full screen with loud volume on my laptop

[@ryeryeryerye]

Kinda wish for those cinematic series

[@mackenziemurphy8026]

No he turned into Hee Hoo

[@HexIsme]

The same people who think Mark is terrified of chickens also believe that he's going to hurt Wade.

[@priyamanobal]

He IS going to hurt Wade.

[@zvzoomin807]

@Keith Phaneuf Memento Mori.... *The clock is always ticking*

[@michaelgisi]

I would just like to say that he could be %100 serious and we would never know

[@matthewyeldig4608]

But that's the thing... We should fear chickens...

[@pearmint308]

wade is a chicken in gang beasts

[@frostifoxx]

"i didn't loose . . . WE lost" I'm crying

[@masterchief4842]

Demonic mark::HA HA HA Me:Wtf ate you laughing at

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Lose* Loose is just the opposite of tight

[@johnpratts2856]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx Thank you! Too many people are losing grammar and spelling.

[@alleymercuryway7777]

@@johnpratts2856 you mean loosing grammar and spelling

[@Hummus1337]

@@johnpratts2856 ok boomer

[@carachamadofinger4640]

"You've just made an enemy for life" *_Darkiplier has entered the chat_*

[@mrskerita1958]

Yeah

[@corismith3571]

Wade: middle of the woods? what kind of farm? what are they growing there? Mark: Woods Bob: Trees

[@Phantomz148]

Pot

[@1yakup159]

@Erick Reyes both

[@jailajai8762]

Erick Reyes yes

[@YelanValleyOrchid]

Bob: "Hey Mark, How You Doin" Mark: "Im Good Man" *Falls off 2 seconds later*

[@kaolincloud]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! leaf as a present?

[@kaolincloud]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! necklace

[@geradosolusyon511]

Lol "I'm OK man... Oh no, FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

[@beaaa_fr]

Blowing Cloud don’t answer them, they’re a bot. They are just scams. Report them and walk away, don’t like nor dislike

[@kaolincloud]

@@beaaa_fr I intentionally do this

[@davidedds6562]

Mark: "God damn teammates!" *doesn't realize that jumping at the ball in "Rock 'n Roll" is the worst strategy, as simply pushing into it moves it much faster*

[@TheNomadsMedia]

At first yeah but if someone is pushing it at the end jumping, for some reason, seems to get the ball lift and it can make it go over top of them. Its how I get it past people

[@NightwingDiva]

Mark: “I don’t give out my phone number” *flashes back to 2018 and the broken texting system*

[@DavidFletcher08]

I'm pretty sure I still have that number in my phone xD

[@jackysky1139]

I still have both numbers in my phone

[@missluna9230]

I have the numbers XD

[@transcendentalanarchy]

Wait what is this about?

[@dolopdieren]

@@transcendentalanarchy Mark once said he needed props for A Heist with Markiplier and other projects he is working on so he put a phone number on where people could text to if they wanted to join. This got completely out of hand (naturally) so he received thousands of replies. Took him a couple MONTHS to respond to all of them!

[@frosteronplayz9761]

Mark : Last time, I messed up real bad. Mark Again : Instantly dies in 7 seconds.

[@brockharris3296]

I'm convinced Mark could be an amazing actor.

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

Have you seen Who Killed Markiplier?

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

Could be? Seriously? He absolutely is

[@angelstroh1014]

I’m convinced u can listen to good music

[@icecreammaniac6946]

Just watch the drowned man, A heist with markiplier, and who killed markiplier. Then you'll see just how great, mark can act. Also watch warstache face

[@optombomber2980]

Please change your profile thumbnail picture, Brock harris

[@rileyhaller7292]

"If you don't win, Wade, I'm taking your knee caps." *glances at title*

[@VramanNoodles]

Oh yeah.... lol🤣

[@SM11Football]

dont read my name.

[@VramanNoodles]

@@SM11Football stfu

[@snes1683]

@@SM11Football stfu

[@-Ozone-]

@@SM11Football stfu

[@TheLivingBluejay]

25:12 - GameGrumps: "I'm the video game boy, I'm the one who wins!" Markiplier: "I am the streamer now, I am the one who sees into the future."

[@Acheronpanda]

Epitaph be like

[@zapthebird8141]

Larissa Galvez Made In Heaven be like

[@coins_png]

"I am the one who knocks" - Walter White

[@coins_png]

@@Acheronpanda turururururu ?

[@sophibrewer3578]

27:27 the part where mark begins his stealing of wades kneecaps

[@Velgar_Grim]

Bob: "Hey Mark. How're you doing?" Mark: "I'm good, man." ×proceeds to fall at that exact moment× Me: "Classic."

[@rockdragon3]

mark: "i used to be an engineer" also mark: goes against the spin and gets knocked backwards everytime.

[@AhsanRabeet]

Technically he studied Bio Engineering

[@MediocreGames13]

i like how he said that but he never graduated lmaoo

[@Space_Potat]

Rabeet Ahsan I’d say it still applies. Doesn’t it? Or this here is more of bio🅱️ehavior type of thing 🧐

[@Space_Potat]

Maybe even 🅱️ONKLE type of thing 🤔 🧐 🤔 🗿 🤔

[@pacifisttictac5565]

lul

[@thesouphour8426]

“I tried to grab him then I got obliterated by a ball” -Markipler 2020

[@sevonos1164]

@High Definition hehehe

[@alanv1233]

*_Markipler_*

[@ahorribledude9550]

@@sevonos1164 are you 12 years old

[@bopskies9749]

I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

[@abedsonoqrot8318]

@@ahorribledude9550 why do you care let him be boomer

[@j_k7769]

over half these comments are like: Bob: Wade: Nobody: Mark: KNEECAPS

[@Jiamil]

Reading the comments now, I am pretty sure the precentile is wrong...

[@Edantheman155]

And now, even this one is.

[@bentaplayz9100]

@@Jiamil Define Percentile

[@thebetaman]

@@bentaplayz9100 Define your brain size

[@bentaplayz9100]

@@thebetaman smaller than a peanut

[@boardbreadbaby]

Wade: Markiplier: *_HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR KNEE CAPS ARE NOW MY PROPERTY_*

[@Ravenprince5311]

Don't forget about the elbows and teeth

[@bgb699]

"W a d e , w e ' r e a l l c o l l e c t i v e l y c o m i n g f o r y o u r k n e e c a p s a n d y o u r e l b o w s ." -The other Vegas bois who also bet on Wade

[@CrescendoNT]

Kool

[@corruptpasta]

Pansmexual queen I live in Vegas 😂

[@Biotoxic4672]

29:28, “As long as we don’t get any team games, I feel pretty good.” “Hey a team game!”

[@xtokigenx5750]

"his kneecaps? And his elbows too?" Lmfao Wade:"how bout on a farm?" Mark:"even better." Rotflmao

[@crikeyitseva]

"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"

[@jacobsimon4358]

@@crikeyitseva thx

[@TheBlockWIzard]

Lmao lmao lmfao lmao lmao lol

[@crikeyitseva]

I have 3 quizzes tomorrow and I'm doing this at 11:11 pm. what tf am I doing with my life

[@animebagelnims2333]

playing fallguys makes me realize how my hatred burns for humans

[@AlyssAlley]

Same! Lol. And how you become enemies with friends and family lol.

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

Hey at least it's not UNO

[@cheesedood1640]

Lawliet L uno destroys relationships

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

@@cheesedood1640 fall guys decimates the faith in humanity

[@feef1699]

spotty the alpha as soon as you step into a 925 foot radius around a monopoly game you burst into flames and descend into the deep pits of hell

[@aryandeopa2210]

when Mark loses and cannot play next level: Darkiplier Returns baby

[@angelina-8978]

And at the very end darkiplier Is trying to hurt Mark’s friends again

[@nomaaaaaaa]

28:53 Bob: “Hold me, Mark - wait, not you.” KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[@squadarchive4605]

I like how everyone is just freaking out and Mark is just like “gamer focus” and then he dies and he becomes the loudest

[@bifieri]

"I'm on a bitch parade" is my new favourite wade quote

[@faeriecat444]

9:31 i laughed SO hard i cried and my stomach HURTS i haven’t laughed that much in so long thank you mark edit: the ending too omfg

[@Vladik-0930]

9:39 My response to you...

[@Hummus1337]

@@Vladik-0930 ok

[@cottoncandyqueen3932]

I feel like the darkiplier in him has just emerged

[@rinkrundall]

Oh he back I see

[@claritamanuel1952]

UH NU HE BACK

[@CycleOfJudges]

24:38 (ish)

[@derpyduck264]

One thing to say is that he could also now be called multibach. Why? Mark+Multiplier=Markiplier. Multiplier+Fischbach=Multibach. This is also a good idea because now Darkiplier is voiced by a male and a female voice actor, much like MewTWO. Now there is reason to call him MULTIbach. Why? Because now the opposite half is swapped, I being the nuetral part, the piece of them that connects the two. Darkiplier isnt quite as meaningful now as it was. The name needs a change. So does Anticepticeye. It just isn't too fun to say anymore. It is nothing different that the normal.

[@kairos4484]

Darkiplier isn't that type of evil. Maybe Markiplier himself is evil.

[@letrokid1121]

Mark: "I don't just hand out my phone number." Mark, 2 years ago: *Proceeds to leak his own phone number.*

[@monorayjak4377]

Why do you think he doesn't hand it out? He learned. He learned the torture of being able to be contacted.

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

yea some fans are annoying

[@bellarose6388]

Holy shit he did that whole phone thing two years ago already jeezus- I think I still have it saved in my phone too 😂

[@lialewis4485]

@@bellarose6388 same here lol

[@cristalt8297]

*video ends with mark's lowkey insane bit and the eerie music* *suddenly cut to funny scene of mark being hit on repeat with fall guy's upbeat music*

[@Ashley80005]

I love when Wade says “I am in a massive stampede of bullshit!”

[@crowboy0666]

trying to navigate the halls between classes / during lunch hour