Can You Beat MASTER MODE Terraria With ONLY NPC WEAPONS?

[@WaffleTime]

Thundicry did it first! (I didn't see unfortunately) Thundicry has an amazing channel, please check him out if you have the chance! 10/10 content!

[@FireflameGames]

Average WaffleTime W

[@sangoforto3589]

just wanna say, your videos aren't letsplays; they're social comedy

[@zacharymcleod460]

It's ok. I don't watch for the terraria.

[@bobosaurus331]

I literally just watched his waffle iron only video

[@umbersoul9857]

When the "beat terraria with event drops only" gonna be?

[@LugborG]

Forcing the goblin to reforge that wrench, still dripping with his crush’s blood, is one of the cruelest things you’ve done to him and I’m surprised you didn’t even comment on it.

[@Defectionists]

he deserves it.

[@eclipticz9195]

Tbf, he did it before in his boomerang only video

[@LugborG]

@@eclipticz9195 It’s been so long since I watched that one, and I have the memory of a brain damaged goldfish.

[@theecstaticartist]

​@@LugborGgoddamn that is too relatable

[@TrashRat423]

@@LugborGLMFAO THIS COMMENT IS LEGIT MY BRAIN😂😂 BRAINDAMAGED GOLDFISH UNITE

[@SummoNeith]

Thank you WaffleTime! Remember that a key part of Terraria is upgrading your arsenal, try that next time to make the game easier!

[@tr_aux]

[@plabcentral630]

This shit is too funny

[@extremeperson4442]

nahhh

[@neclear]

Tru dat

[@sircalvin_7]

🙋‍♂️🇩🇪

[@connorlord8598]

I’m just imagining all of the throwing “class” enthusiasts who will be insanely happy that shurikens actually matter for once

[@drewholmes7356]

Smiles in Thourim

[@woofie3917]

RIP throwing class, you'll be missed

[@weskintime4177]

@@drewholmes7356Throwium more like

[@nono-jj9rr]

All 7 of them!

[@bppg]

Calamity rogue players

[@potatomining4806]

Imagine being Waffletime's roomamate and hearing him talk about how he wants to go balls deep in a plant and then break his keyboard

[@SquareCube2323]

“Dude what is going on with my roommate?” Waffletime making up the most vile, disgusting, violent thought of the goblin tinkerer:

[@dorktriogamer2865]

*extremely lewd noises* "HEY WTF MAN I DON'T WA-" *punches hole through door accidentally making his roommate piss his pants*

[@purplehaze2358]

"It gives just enough time for the Brain of Cthulhu to get close to us; close enough to where we can _see_ what the giant bastard is thinking." Unironically, I sorta like the idea of the brain of a Lovecraftian deity functioning on such a high level that mere mortals can physically see their thoughts if they get close enough - or more accurately, too close. I might steal that for my writings.

[@connortg5]

get close enough and you begin to be able to make use of their psychic energy to use telepathy yourself problem is, close enough is a bit too close for safety usually

[@raphaelabreubrazdesiqueira6063]

🤓

[@enderfire3379]

same that is a cool idea

[@jaesjmes5498]

@@connortg5oh shit that’s good. Classic sacrifice self for power but in a cool way

[@povotaknight2063]

They're based you know​@@raphaelabreubrazdesiqueira6063

[@centrixal]

13:34 for anyone who doesnt know spanish. This just translates to "This is a cry for help. This armor is terrible. I'm going to vomit."

[@noahreddy3935]

thank you

[@GX_Ethernal]

Was looking for this

[@Exeballs007]

*this weapon is terrible. the rest of the translation is fine

[@kryz_osu]

DO NOT PUT THE NUMBERS OF THE FOLLOWERS AT 51:01 ON GOOGLE

[@Phynnecho]

Just the one english word absolutely killed me in that statement lmao

[@tezix5172]

I feel like i'm in a timeloop 1. I get into my "terraria phase" once every few months 2. I (re)watch your videos 3. You upload a new terraria video as soon as i'm done rewatching the old ones 4. I forget about terraria 5. repeat

[@Mr3ggb0i]

same thing bud, same thing...

[@kylepantoja-KP]

beat terraria without talking about how you will beat your future wife and kids (impossible)

[@DrUnfunny]

Wife (Punching bag)

[@awanderer3047]

Kids (Ragdolls)

[@danaa-]

​@@awanderer3047 "shoot the baby immediately!"

[@purplehaze2358]

"Using a copper shortsword on quite literally any enemy in master mode Terraria is similar to fighting a megalodon with a plastic spoon." Nah, because at least in that situation, it'd probably swim away if you jammed the long end into its eyes or gills. Enemies in Terraria know no fear, and will not back down from a fight no matter how badly you injure them.

[@Enzo-l1i8l]

I’ll give you two examples of the opposite of that, sand shark, and ice golems whenever I get them low.

[@pandorathepenguin3236]

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING YOU PURPLEHAZE2358 (good song btw)

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

rephrase- a megalodon who is high on cocaine and ready to tear off your balls and show them to you.

[@spleenlmao]

@@pandorathepenguin3236stand users are drawn to each other by an unknown force, you a stand user?

[@pandorathepenguin3236]

@@spleenlmao maybe I am? Stando powa

[@charalv7157]

hes actually called skeletron "prime" because hes sponsored by amazon. he gives you that free same day shipping of an ass whooping you do not want.

[@danaa-]

Also because, like Prime(the ""drink""), it's absolutely abbhorent to experience.

[@RobloxStreamer69]

Consider using the zenith instead next time, it will make the game much easier.

[@DylanSzerlip-ce2uw]

But he was doing an npc loot only challenge…

[@bobosaurus331]

@@DylanSzerlip-ce2uwthat’s the joke...

[@griffenrobrahn4604]

@@DylanSzerlip-ce2uw r/wooosh

[@EPIC2X_]

​@@DylanSzerlip-ce2uw r/whoosh

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

​@@DylanSzerlip-ce2uwthe guide drops the zenith duhhh smh

[@askowalc]

Hey Carson, 1. Enjoying the rain here in fine old SD? 2. Got my 9 year old stepson into terraria, and showed him one of your videos. I'm pretty sure he's watched a lot more at this point because he repeatedly quotes "his various eyeballs" all the time! lmao. Dude, thank you so much for all your content. Let me and my wife buy you beer some day. I'm proud of how much you have progressed as a content creator and you always have my support. -Alex out

[@WaffleTime]

Thank you so much for the kind words, amigo! 1. I'm loving the absolute monsoon that's slapping us San Diegans silly every day 2. That makes me incredibly happy to hear, I'm so glad you guys are enjoying the content, I always knew I was a family friendly channel One of these days I'll take you up on that beer! Thank you for sticking around so long, it means the world! It's always open arms at WaffleTime Inc. - WaffleTime "enough to make a grown man cry" edition out.

[@Hman69420]

This interaction(s) make the world feel right

[@somerandomkickball]

A 9 year old watching this content scares me

[@neatoburrito9013]

Damn bro used his government name

[@TsukiStuffs]

with all due respect this is a terrible parenting decision

[@clivepik2567]

I watch this stuff you make more than TV. Keep up the bangers, Mr. Waffle!

[@AkumaTheUhh]

gotta love how calm and collected waffletime is in all of his challenges, truly a great person

[@Jerrycourtney]

_Maybe the real NPCs are all the friends we made along the way._

[@PeteyPandaExtras]

*which was zero.*

[@Kennysaco]

Yep we made friends by spawn trapping our “friends” in a lava filled house!

[@xenopsychologist4943]

i gotta say, most of my friends are npcs, so... yeah.

[@hyphe1337]

Murdered*

[@routineharpy5259]

Waffle is my favorite gay black instagram chef celebrity

[@hanshen8979]

51:03 he thought we didn't notice the cursed 6 digits alongside with its buddies, very sneaky~

[@jicklewickle]

Thought this was zenith seed part 2, but my excitement quickly dissapated

[@Infamoss_Arch]

He already uploaded part 2

[@microwavedcaprisun9]

@@Infamoss_Archthat’s the joke

[@Infamoss_Arch]

@@microwavedcaprisun9 thats an awful joke

[@d3legends101]

@@Infamoss_ArchHow good this joke is based on how much of a joke you are

[@twinkslayer1945]

@@Infamoss_Arch nuh uh its very funny

[@Ralsiefan]

That call out for the terraria subreddit turning into softcore porn for a while was crazy

[@marcantiojo7703]

Buff witch doctor...

[@Ralsiefan]

@marcantiojo7703 hey I never said the art wasn't hot

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Woah really? Could you send all of these inappropriate posts so I know to avoid them 🙏

[@danaa-]

54:50 at least he was respectful

[@OsirisMiler]

you'll throw 12 shurikens, die in 2 hits, and fold your monitor in half in an uncontrollable fit of rage

[@The-Core-of-Time-and-Space]

Unrealistic, he'd fold his monitor into a crane.

[@veeyoooh]

Not real enough, he’d fold his monitor 4 times and shove it up the goblin tinkerer

[@Lukastar1]

I did this same thing a few months ago and felt really hyped that you made a community post about the idea around that time. It was the most fun play through I’ve done (and super hard at the end) Currently trying it on calamity..

[@mister_pigg]

36:40 Getting the rod of discord never happens that early, luck decided to have mercy that time

[@flozah89]

Unfortunately I tried edging to this video but as soon as you uttered an ounce of a syllable I must buy a new monitor thank you waffle. Very cool

[@JuanGarcia-gy8vl]

13:36 Dear Waffle, i hear you, let me share with you a trick so powerful, not even Moonlord can beat. Just say this: Huele a OBO. (It smells like obo) Your enemy will reply with curiosity: ¿Qué es obo? (What is obo?) Then you must, with all you power, all the air in you lungs, scream: "¡ESTA!" (This one) Do this while pointing to your "Destroyer". The shame will obliterate your enemy. Buena suerte, amigo.

[@TheChilternChronicles]

Ive been rewatching all your old videos to get to sleep and here i am fucking exhausted and ready for bed when i see a new video on my timeline.. the smile on my face. Please never stop waffle your a legend.

[@star14604]

Waffletime: I won’t be spawning in with one, but as soon as I get one I can’t use anything else The video: never gets the items for the challenge and plays normally

[@shuvelstone1331]

The best part of these videos are the recurring jokes that you can find in each video. Things like *various eyeballs* and the temple influencer jokes, makes each video so much better.

[@Digg3rL3ss]

0:02 integral? like the maths thing that can be used to find area under curves? like the thing that you can use to find the antiderivative of (x^3 * (2+(3/x))/e^cot(x)

[@astarlitsky]

dawg i forgot everything i learned in calculus already

[@noellelovespandas]

@@astarlitskysame and I literally took calc last year

[@eroraf8637]

Pretty sure there’s no closed-form solution for that expression, certainly not using elementary functions. I’d be surprised if there was even a comprehensible infinite series representation, especially with that trig function exponent.

[@noellelovespandas]

@@Digg3rL3ss integral has two meanings btw

[@T0sh1i-R0]

you can use a potato peeler to get the bugs out of your skin😁

[@philipcho9862]

A Waffletime video 2 days after a Wexel Radley video? This is about to be a fire week.

[@Pikacool120]

yay

[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

All that’s missing is a letsgameitout video

[@MelodyLumina]

ENJOYER??

[@daBlueX]

BRO KNOWS WEXEL IM NOT ALONE ❤

[@philipcho9862]

@@MelodyLumina YEAHHH

[@PhantasmTerraria123]

Cool run! Big ups for finishing it!

[@bobosaurus331]

Phantasm watches waffle time!!!

[@shrimplyfantastic]

i discovered your channel a couple days ago and watched all your terraria challenge videos, so the timing of the upload could not be better

[@hotdogbrained]

Hooray, we have finally been blessed. Another weapon restricting playthrough to break through the frail bonds of wafflesanity. Im fucking ecstatic.

[@NapoYTg]

Dear, Waffle You made me play terraria, and im really thankful, you made me see the beauty of this game, i have almost 49h on one world and im ready to beat moon lord, ive killed all the other bosses except mechdusa. Once again thank you. Much love: me 💓

[@Scott.E.H]

>says "only npc weapons after getting first one" >Buys shuriken >Instantly cuts to using the copper shortsword again

[@Onyx102]

In my current calamity mod playthrough I have the angler permanently placed in the sulfuric sea, he drowns around every 2 minutes while it’s day.

[@Rocky-oq9cy]

I Really honestly prefer Boulder Trap Mukbangs. The texture... the flavor... it is just out of this world compared to darts. Though darts do come much faster, boulders are guaranteed demise. hitting me with 500 damage of overkill right onto the 100 health points my newly generated character has.

[@EldenRuneGod]

Consider this, npc is in fact, anything besides the player character, and in all likelihood, you could use any weapon dropped by an enemy.

[@diananer]

Plot twist: the Dryad has been calling WaffleTime but his phone was smashed so thoroughly that it can no longer call

[@opimposo9299]

This video was great holy shit. Cheers from Brazil man! Love your humor so much

[@phoenix21562]

How does this guy consistently give the best commentary ever

[@skully8692]

Holy crap, I haven't seen one of your videos in like a year! I hope you're doing well, man. You make good stuff. And your videos certainly bring me joy when I'm in a dark place. Thanks!

[@witherr]

Waffle may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

[@qwerty99846]

pro tip: if you want the dryad to text you back try cleansing the world of its evils

[@xapientiae]

You DID spawn with an NPC weapon because merchant sells copper pick and axe

[@rianryan537]

54:39 The fact Waffletime directed this to all of my saved buff Witch Doctor fanarts I found from twitter.

[@landronsc]

My day was going so bad until EPIC GAMER HELLSTONE MOWING SESSION 🗣🗣

[@Scalpye]

*WROOOOOOOOOM BRRRRRRRR BRRRRRR WRRRRRRRR WROOOM WRRRRR BRRRRRRRRR

[@landronsc]

@@Scalpye preach to the choir brother

[@YourEarlyGrave]

Favorite Terraria content creator with another absolute banger. I enjoy your pain, I mean content, so much! I know these videos take a lot of time, and we really appreciate it!

[@bellpeppersquared]

i love watching papa waffle go through actual hell just to provide us with some JUICY fucking content

[@YigYigMan]

Love how temple section feels like waffle is on an actual rant instead of the usual joking one

[@ericbraun8635]

Petition for waffle time to make 100 days in palworld

[@pyroshorts9651]

“Gungnir level strength” is crazy. Treating him like an urban legend or god…

[@endingstupidebates5256]

Next play through idea: beating terraria with weapons from fishing only

[@ArgentCosmonaut]

You know, you're kind of like The MittenSquad of Terraria with how you describe things that happen the way they happen. RIP MittenSquad.

[@sergejcvetkovic9805]

I've literally been waiting MONTHS for this to finally drop. It's about to be juicy as _fuck,_ I say.

[@Jimbobda1st]

The only NPC more American than the arms dealer is the nurse for the price of health care

[@DeftestAphid2]

Maybe a challenge where you have to be a hybrid class would be cool. 1. you have to keep it 50% in both classes at all times. 2. Gear has to be cut in half(if you have an accessory for one class, you need one for the other before you equip it) 3. bosses have to be killed equally by both weapons. I call it the Thanos run, because its balanced. Just an idea for content.

[@DetYuno]

yeah sure moistcritical

[@spencermatson9242]

I’ve come to realize the best KZbinrs are comedians than got into video games instead of stand up your the first account I’ve subscribed to in 7 years this stuff is funny

[@angycucumber4319]

I just had the loudest fart of my life. Wow

[@thedaimondslayer]

Missed the end, so I got you some more cash money moolah

[@C-Vite]

The two Ws, Waffletime and Wexel, makes me wanna play Terraria again

[@andrewexists4517]

Dude I miss food avenue express, my icee intake has decreased too much since they closed it down

[@SirSkittle]

I can’t wait to watch this 7 times over the next 2 years and look back at the time when Waffletime had less than 40,000 days of therapy left

[@Judith-2001]

Amazing vid as always ofc but I was disappointed you didn’t use the celebration, would’ve been fun and added some variety to late game

[@blockerman3d266]

All of the mobs are NPCs too! You should have access to ALL of the boss weapons too. And every dropped weapon. Basically only the chest weapons are verboten. Great video though. As always, entertaining AF. You're the entrancing sinuous outline on life's juicy thicc-ness.

[@blockerman3d266]

You're welcome to steal that one too.

[@kcmr4d]

35:37 “Twins, Basil. Twins” Best Austin Powers reference I’ve ever seen

[@danielm8299]

am i tweaking or have i just never noticed bros lisp

[@bbdoescubing2141]

It’s rough having a jawline that sharp

[@leightonjeppesen9016]

12:50 His whole gag when he explained the “paint a clearer picture” pun killed me!

[@benlikescats]

thank you waffletime for everything that you do, I watch almost every video you upload. thanks for being such a great creator ❤️🙏🏼

[@adamabughazaleh2004]

He is the type of guy to make a post that reads “rubbing my thigh because no one else will” and a picture of him, clutching his thigh

[@wizardplayzgames]

oh waffle, you never fail to spread me wide open and fill me with your awesome content!😊❤ edit: There are fr people getting mad at this comment💀

[@hajidle]

😐😐

[@hajidle]

You're probably less funny than my grandma's fucking funeral dude goddamn

[@hajidle]

What made you want to write this? Were you just copying everyone else who does it like the mindless troglodyte you are? Were you farming likes? Or did you actually think this was funny enough to write out and post? You sicken me

[@BloodyAshes]

Funny and original comment! Edit:not mad, just disappointed that people can't come up with their own jokes, especially when that joke is in sooo many comment sections.

[@SmudgeAlot]

People will get mad at anything if it's popular enough

[@zeebzation5518]

Does any1 know what the npc housing mod name is? Really great vid Waffle keep it up yo

[@k1lw4]

Now do it in calmity hardcore malice hell mode

[@younggodsyt9889]

Going so insane in the first 20 minutes of the video enough to swap to epanol, great vid waffle

[@yeoj3637]

well damn!! 177013 followers!

[@CactusPetePlayz]

You literally hit the nail on the head with the Influencers in Walmart, more often than not it's always college kids too, follow employees around and calling them by their name from halfway across the store, just to heckle them for no ungodly reason.

[@angycucumber4319]

Just farted again

[@Raptor03-x6b]

The jungle temple moment was phenomenal 😂😂

[@grimmbler]

hello waffletime

[@nattjagare]

WaffleTime was the only person that could get me to play terraria once again, after I lost my only friend I had who I played it with. Was really hard to get back to the game, even though I really wanted to. However now, after seeing so many of your playthroughs, streams and other videos, I can finally play the game again and actually enjoy it! THANK YOU, WAFFLETIME, and my best wishes to you 🙏🏼

[@DEMSH00T3R]

watching you get to 1.5% of the wall’s health twice and dying was physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually painful. And yet you still fought it o7

[@telltaleheart117]

This didn't even feel like an hour, your commentary is fucking hilarious and I absolutely cannot wait to see more of this

[@andrewwilcke9378]

WaffleTimes dedication to these runs would make Jeff Bezos bankrupt to pay all the therapy

[@8584kraM]

As someone who (unfortunately) lives in Bakersfield, the whiplash at 9:23 was insane

[@aforman3]

I’ve never been happier to understand a reference. If you don’t get it, you’re just upset that I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome.

[@whyyousosalty7859]

terraria but you can't craft ANYTHING. you won't no balls

[@pinkrobot8147]

HE CHEATED AT 6:36 HE HAD SHURIKENS AND USED THE COPPER SHORTSWORD

[@alexposada2288]

Ayy good job Lord Mr. Epic Gamer Man The Undisputed GOAT XVII 👍

[@placeholder739]

Want it or not, he is visibly getting better and better at terraria through every challenge he does The difference between his first challenge and this one is remarkable, keep it up big man!

[@bluephantom631]

tu español es 10/10. te amo Tiempo de Waffle 🧇🔥💯🗣️

[@Captain4s]

I feel like 50% of the production of this video is coming up with ways to describe his pain

[@Game-on-pz1qd1ni1b]

Dude, this video was so entertaining. I found your videos today and I love them. Keep up the good work.

[@Publicola-x4j]

Extractinators can only be found in the desert now for some reason. I, too, learned the hard way.

[@dusttalebrainrot]

everytime i watch one of your terraria videos i get an irresistible urge to do another playthrough myself then i also require therapy sessions myself

[@probablyronnie]

bro the jungle temple rants are always the funniest and realest things in your playthroughs

[@Phury_]

I am a Spanish speaker, and I can speak for your entire Spanish audience (who are probably very few) when I say that I did not expect the recognition at all, thank you for being so considerate of us, keep up the good content! 🫵❤

[@kingfordvr5863]

A masochistic challenge I thought up is accessory only There are multiple versions that could be done like 1 you’re allowed armour but you can’t do damage with armour and weapons only with accessory’s 2 no armour no weapons only accessory’s 3 you’re allowed to do damage with armour as well as accessory’s just no weapons Could also do other rules such as no trap damage and no npc damage aloud with them

[@S.A.M-MK3]

1:00:47 I feel like this is a great example about just how poorly designed Moon Lord really is, I want you to think about for a second what would've happened if he *hadn't* ran into that eyeball, if he were any farther, there were still two eyeballs firing death rays towards each other, making a scissor of death which would've been guaranteed to hit him lest he used the Rod Of Discord, I know a situation like this is extremely rare but the fact this boss has the potential to (Even with just a SINGLE death ray) damage you from any distance without you being able to dodge it unless you have some kind of extremely fast mount or teleportation is completely ridiculous, not to mention the amount of projectile spam this guy has anyway, which if that was the only problem, this fight would be actually manageable, but this in combination with having three sources of screen-wipe two-hit-kill damage means you basically *have* to go into the fight with a rod of discord and a nurse at the ready, for the final boss of Terraria, everything else, the concept, the spritework, the sound design, the music, it's all fantastic but HOLY SHRIMP SALAD ON A HOLY CRACKER is his actual fight so God awfully terrible, I don't mean to sound salty here, (Even though I sound incredibly salty) but I swear his battle is more RNG than actual skill.