Waites, What’s the Most Awkward First Date You’ve Seen? | People Stories

[@kostakatsoulis2922]

The baby back ribs guy made me laugh so hard. That's a fricking mad lad right there

[@QUEERVEEART]

Same lmao what a great story

[@DrewAlvedro]

*Mad woman Hostess

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I love how they just handed them the menus and walked off without a word, lmao

[@justinmburns]

I bet the mortified look on his face after the realization was absolutely priceless. LOL

[@AlaReDuS]

@@DrewAlvedro Hmm, I guess" mad lass" works here. Literally, cause she works at that restaurant. Also, mad lass's conversational skills are so mood-killing and savage, they could be cutlasses. Boom. I'm actually proud of incorporating not one, but two puns in the same joke for the first time. I consider this a win.

[@chaislaw5014]

My mind boggles at how many ppl have to break up in public because their partners can't behave rationally.

[@VastDivide]

That's basically what I was going to comment. I really do not blame this guy.

[@SeraphicSorcerer1]

Yeah, kinda sad really

[@andersondawn3631]

Shouldn’t break up with someone in public period. Just shitty attitude thinking they won’t make a sense because people are around. If someone is concerned for their safety then break up over the phone.

[@SeraphicSorcerer1]

@@andersondawn3631 generally I’d agree but in some situations it’s the safest option, and breaking up on the phone is shun down apon and seen as rude

[@chaislaw5014]

@@andersondawn3631 maybe but alot of ppl think breaking up on the phone is a shitty thing to do too. Simple answer is for ppl to behave like adults. If someone doesn't want to be with you why on earth wld u want to be with them. Have a little dignity and walk away. If someone can't deal with breaking up its unlikely they are mature enough to be in a relationship in the first place. But this is ideal world speak, and it rarely works out tht way unfortunately.

[@marinoanims9235]

I feel so bad for the wheelchair bound guy, he sounded like a really nice guy who likes to tell jokes

[@iconicweirdguy8678]

Joe Swanson

[@HasufelyArod]

3:37 the actions of the kid who paid the boss back have to be applauded. Man, this boy is going good places due to his responsible demeanour.

[@jameslee8418]

Girl: I’m pregnant Guy: What? Waiter: Speaking of babies …

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Honestly, sounds like what I would react with too

[@SaMuRa1HaCK95]

Chilessss baby back ribs lol

[@NameName-yj7lp]

“ ya want some baby back rid with thay baby…btw can’t serve you alcohol lamo”

[@datboit8671]

“Baby back ribs” LMAO

[@kennajones1352]

the classy older guy at 25 min who was just nice warmed my heart, I hope he is happy right now.

[@oOAvatarFanOo]

Once I served a table with two young students (guy and girl), obviously they were good friends. It was at a student bar and I was studing myself. After a few drinks I came to their table again and the girl asked me if I was single and I said yes and asked "why?" "Oh, great, my friend here is also single and I think you'd be totally his type" While she was talking to me I noticed that the guy had only eyes for her and looked devastated. I asked her if she was single and when she responded yes, I said "oh great, I think you would totally be his type - why aren't you getting together?" His eyes lighted up and he gave me a big smile and nodded. She was like "nah, we're just friends..." I responded "you should try it, maybe you'd be a perfect match" and left the table. A few drinks later they were making out like crazy at their table and I felt like amor. A few drinks after that I saw them sitting there, the girl talking serious and the guy looked defeated. The evening ended with her vomiting and the guy caring for her and bringing her home. - poor friendzone guy (Sorry for any mistakes, I'm not native in english)

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Ignoring the poor ending, that was an awesome story!

[@HasufelyArod]

Nah, I am not a big fan of the term "Friendzone", despite probably having been there before. Now that I think about it, I haven't been there entirely. Back to why I don't like it: I believe it is a term made by grudge-holding people, mostly moody guys, who feel resentment when their feelings are not reciprocated, WHEN IN FACT, your feelings don't entitle you to anything, as the other person is precisely that, a human being. The feelings are just not reciprocated at all. Take it, move on and, as Arianna Grande says: Thank you, NExt. I don't even like Arianna at all, however this phrase makes a lot of sense. Take Hal from Megamind. Boy, did I hate his NiceGuy Simp demeanour in which when he's rejected, he throws a fit and throws a temper tantrum. If I hate him, that means his character is well-built and properly created.

[@mothmadi_]

@@HasufelyArod dude, no one cares about your dislike for a slang term

[@Gloria-ro4vn]

Cake story, I heard a similar story, wife had been cheating on the guy with his best friend, the affair partner confessed all to his wife and she forgave him and then she told his friend. He was NOT so forgiving, gave her a cake with divorce papers.

[@nomnom3451]

I thought that when they kept calling the guy in the story "Scumbag Steve". The wife could have been the bad guy, they couldn't have known the whole story.

[@adriannaortega727]

i just listened to that one before this...im thinking what if its the same ppl🤣

[@abohsukampret]

That guy who waited THREE HOURS for his date has the patience of a saint. I would've out of there in 45 minutes.

[@mrjth10000]

"Or don't tell rape jokes" Can't tell him that, he obviously has no issues continuing when someone says don't

[@hollyfrew5711]

I think you’ve just created the only joke that includes rape that is actually funny

[@mrjth10000]

@@hollyfrew5711 I have a terrible sense of humor

[@kathrinbeckmann6530]

@@mrjth10000 Lies! I almost spit on my keyboard, it was good

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@hollyfrew5711 I honestly didn’t think such a thing could exist

[@taitsmith8521]

😂

[@katrinaquezada42]

I went out on a date with a guy like the SF nerd guy. Besides the fact that he barely let me talk he also made fun of everything I did manage to bring up. My hobbies, tv shows, books, etc. then he asked for a second date. Also he was such a loud talker that our server had to ask him to quiet down. In a bar.

[@Shadowwind4]

What made you decide to go on a first date with him? Was he initially attractive?

[@katrinaquezada42]

@@Shadowwind4 I was in a dating rut and so I said yes to people who I wouldn’t have normally said yes to. He was awkward acting and looking but I thought I’d give him a chance since he got the nerve to ask me and I wasn’t opposed to the idea.

[@sigmawave485]

9:23 "I brought him out some 'queez-o'..." xD I'm gonna start calling queso that now!!! xD

[@plantemor]

The one about the older guy being humiliated by his date and her friend and him saying to the server: "you're very beautiful, but you shouldn't hit on men old enough to be your father" legit made my heart cry and melt. What an amazing man. I hope he found a good woman eventually.

[@NordicEagleVids]

I work in a cafe so…. a few months ago a girl and a guy came in to the place where i work, they had some stuff and then had a seat. I overheard alot of what they said since they sat very close to the till area and it was generally a quiet day. They had the usual first date conversation topics like what do you do for a living, what are your goals in ln life etc (they were like 20) At some point, the guy mentions that he likes video games and for the next 40 minutes he goes on and on about fallout lore like a tape recorder set to fast forward. The girl could not look more uninterested and barely even answered him alot of the time while being on her phone under the table They eventually get up to leave (i think she arranged fake emergency to get out) he goes straight in for a hug but she just steps back and offer a handshake instead. Never saw them again but my money’s on that there were no second date

[@Shadowwind4]

Lol

[@Shadowwind4]

Was she hot?

[@NordicEagleVids]

she looked fairly average in my eyes if i recall

[@snl2010]

Love the red lobster story ❤️

[@silverbell4548]

The baby back ribs one is my favorite 😁

[@winging2458]

Had my share of really bad first dates long before cell phones.... Lol!! Now, no blind dates and having fun is mandatory. First ten minutes is the determining factor. If it's a no go...... out the door!!!

[@flatulenttater]

13:40 damn, they got pranked good

[@QUEERVEEART]

Honestly I’m so worried about sending a message to the person I’m talking about, everytime i send a message about another person i check like 3 times who i am sending it to just to make sure XDDD and its not like I’m ever being super cruel about people but sometimes you just have to vent to friends about family or other friends ya know and it might hurt their feelings a lil if they saw what I’m saying, not that its super mean or anything but still.

[@rugalbernstein5913]

At first I caught myself hoping the guy being drunk when his date showed up didn't spoil her impression of him, but then I realized, there's no justification to being 3 hours late, so really she left a much worse impression than he did, even with her driving him home.

[@graham2631]

Glad to know there's guy's like the boss out there still.

[@frogsarekool4393]

With the cake one, I wonder if that was actually deserved or not. Like whether not the wife cheated on him and this was his petty revenge or not, probably wasn't but eh

[@adriannaortega727]

theres a story tht sounds very similar to the cake story here u go its called "Found Out Wife Is Cheating, So Gave Her Flowers & Divorce Papers On Our Anniversary" lmao could be the same ppl idk🤷🏽‍♀️

[@bkep18]

the one about the baby back ribs lmaooo

[@bananakingcomment6651]

Live in Arkansas, I’m a server at a diner and witnessed a couple discover they’re cousins. They were telling stories about their childhood and apparently had similar stories and they put 1+1 together.

[@bananakingcomment6651]

Fucking hilarious in my opinion

[@nem5217]

Are they still together? Also that’s fucking hilarious

[@bananakingcomment6651]

@@nem5217 I have no idea it was on 2nd shift and I usually work 1st

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

18:33 what a nice birthday present. honestly tho, shes better off without him.

[@oz_jones]

Or you know, she might have been an abusive cheater.

[@gracehowell.]

I don't understand these people who wait so long when their date doesn't arrive on time. I'd wait half an hour, tops, because I have better things to do with my time than wait around for someone who doesn't place the same value on time and punctuality that I do. Why would you wait 1.5 hours? Value yourselves and your time, people!

[@bugcatcherjacky1334]

Ikr? If something's important to me, I'll be there in time - or plus 20 minutes if traffic etc gets in the way; not 3 whole hours.

[@LilyKing03]

I'd just send a message to them and go home lmao

[@mylesleggette7520]

Fascinating that you would make this comment on a video that includes a story that specifically addresses that question. The timestamp is 14:00, by the way, since you obviously were not paying attention.

[@WayWardWonderer]

Okay, that asshole who tricked other people into serving his wife divorce papers on her birthday is officially the worst on this entire list. That was just cold and cruel!

[@annastarr2043]

So judgy. She may have been cheating - we don't know. He had his reasons

[@RetroTaylor94]

@@annastarr2043 You don't drag strangers into it. That's whats messed up.

[@LauraFromMarkerQuest]

That first Red Lobster story was incredibly sweet. Manager is a class act.

[@XXnlcodXX]

Boss from red lobster sure figured life out

[@monus782]

The baby back ribs part was amazing, ngl. I don't know if I would have had the guts to do that but props to the OP. 13:50 and this one turned out to be unexpectedly wholesome 22:25 reminded me that I used to be alot less social than I am now and I wasn't a conversationalist at all (in college I felt so bad that I couldn't hold a conversation for long) and sometimes instead of my phone I'd just bring a book even on family reunions taking place on a restaurant, a bit awkward to say the least. 27:34 or never as the other comment said, I used to laugh at those back in an all-boys high school (so it was prison and male rape jokes) in part because I didn't know any better and now I just cringe when thinking about it.

[@noodlefish8793]

I was so excited when the girl opened her letter with the cake and it was divorce papers

[@vladimirenlow4388]

I assumed it was gonna be a "Dear Jane" letter. I was _this_ close.

[@2shy2guy52]

The amount of no-shows are just crazy to me.

[@estho9396]

I get why some people prefer to break up in a public space but why does it have to be in a restaurant? Why not a park or somewhere else that is more casual?

[@uncleslumbago7594]

I went on a date with my now ex gf back in my senior year of high school to a Texas Roadhouse. For some background we dated from our sophomore year until last year and she was usually a nice person but was very sexual so often. Anyway we were at the restaurant with some friends and she was sitting next to me. While we were waiting on food she caressed my private area above the pants and I stopped her before she could go any further. That happened a few times over our relationship and was one of the reasons why I broke up with her

[@vladimirenlow4388]

Good call. She obviously doesn't get the concept of consent, which applies to everyone. Sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose.

[@uncleslumbago7594]

@@vladimirenlow4388 love the analogy lol

[@reactionx1041]

He was a vegan, she was on the carno diet.

[@KarmasAB123]

Balanced, as all things should be.

[@RetroTaylor94]

I smell a SITCOM!

[@AllenTax]

That phone one. Is truly sad. Both parents are to blame as both guy and girl.

[@potatokitty]

These are weirdly entertaining.

[@andrewquick4176]

The Red Lobster one made me smile

[@randyrobinson3951]

She threw a drink in his face and left. I brought a towel.

[@kayknouse2855]

Waites? LMFAO. Made me laugh too hard.

[@SaMuRa1HaCK95]

When I was server watched older gentlemen probably in late 60s on date with a 21 year old Filipino woman who didn’t speak much English and the man brag about how rich he was the whole time and kept trying to kiss the woman and she kept saying no no not now and apparently they were married??? Yeah pretty awkward…

[@tavish2789]

1:05 joe from family guy!

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

"In the midst of all this anger about being pregnant I chime in and mention that we are also having a special on our baby back ribs." Now THAT is comedy gold!

[@robincharles7980]

My boyfriend works for a small restaurant and the owner paid for our anniversary date and a souvenir

[@Lucca_Chin]

Why do people break up in public places like (fancy) resturants or like the kovies or something its makes them look bad and is awkwards for everyone else there. There was even one where a guy broke up with his long term gf on a 4 hour flight and everyone had to deal with her crying for the 4 hours

[@letitianaidoo4267]

Because maybe the other person will act violently in private

[@chrissyellem7397]

I don't get why anyone would break up with someone in public and embarrass them.

[@lettylunasical4766]

Sometimes it's because they're hoping the other person will behave more rationally or less violently than they might do in private.

[@Jenna2k]

Because they person your breaking up with can't murder you without others stopping it in public.

[@tiffanytheclinician]

nobody: narrator: *kweeso*

[@vladimirenlow4388]

If you're at a restaurant and your blind date is more than 30 minutes late, just suck it up and order yourself a meal. You're already pissed and miserable; why be hungry? #beentheredonethat PS: And don't skip dessert. Who's there to judge?

[@ivra6345]

0:14 those girls wanted free meal they got recked I love it

[@darkpaw1522]

22:53 This is what happens when you SIMP.

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

4:12 that sounds hilarious. People don't have a sense of humor nowadays it seems

[@kristinwiebold2433]

I dont understand how getting plastered helps a person's situation. Truly I think it only puts that poor person in a more difficult situation because now they are drunk and puts a drunk driver on the road and endangers society.

[@chaosgamer016_5]

This is why I eat alone

[@deniseshirley6087]

Second. Lol. I love these story's.

[@scorch2155]

The cake decorator story I wonder what the back story is on it as we definitely don't habe the whole story

[@turbopokey]

I just realized something listening to this.(not this part it’s the setup) the aspects of good and evil are not on a line, it’s a circle. Specifically the the yin-yang circle of light/dark, good/evil. “Good” is primarily characterized by altruism, “evil” by selfishness, self entitlement and even apathy. This is the place for an in-depth discussion of the wheel of morality, but what I’ve realized that in America (not exclusively in America but that’s where I’m looking) there’s a decent amount of personal freedom and thus a significant rise in personal gratification (aka, hedonism) and the teachings of altruism (usually taught by religion) have been mostly cast aside even by the major religions, to embrace a hedonistic lifestyle and philosophy. The outcomes of massive amounts of people embracing such a philosophy results in a next generation of children being even worse than their parents as they are not taught proper altruistic methodologies in dealing with other people. All they know is “give me what I want or I’ll behave badly”, in other words, evil. America is becoming evil and is therefore doomed. So embrace the prepper ideology in order preserve yourself and your family as long as possible to bridge the chaos of a collapse/invasion. I don’t mean saving up a little food and supplies that will take care of your friendly neighborhood ravenous horde for a single day when they break down your door, kill you and take all your stuff, no I mean adopt the mindset that you will survive and learn the strategies and skills of wilderness survival that will help you do so in a complete “grid down” environment. Even if the society doesn’t collapse all the way down to zero, those kind of skills would still be useful even in a partial collapse. Ok, I’ve gone a bit off topic so I’ll stop now, thanks for coming to my TED rant.

[@CoffeeFruits-World]

The last one… just yikes.

[@jennym007]

you've got to be some sort of sicko to tell rape jokes at any time

[@athenatanyimin4035]

Yeah, I'm a rape victim too, but even if I wasn't, rape jokes aren't funny

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

I’m late but for the divorce paper cake. I feel like if she cheated on him or she was abusive/ manipulative. This guy is a total badass. 😎 if anything else then he’s the scum of the earth.

[@beelzeboss9631]

Last time I was this early, she laughed at me and told me to leave

[@PurplePickle-yk5wp]

I saw the likes at a perfect 123 so I had to ruin it, sorry

[@Shadowwind4]

I like these Reddit vidoes

[@AMV_KINGDOM_mv]

Tbh I could see what you perceive as scumbag Steve getting revenge on a wife for infedility etc because of so many reddit stories I imagine she did a lot of shady shite you weren't aware of and thought she was slick until she got found out and her day ruined but that's just me

[@7miners454]

none

[@kendoruslink7017]

Dating is overrated any way

[@johnelms2551]

Hold up how do u know the guy with the cake is a scumbag why were they getting a0 divorce?

[@FlatBroke612]

Gonna need to hear that rape joke... for science an sheiit.

[@ThugAim]

Furst

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

Legit nobody cares

[@thunderleo100hunter3]

@@TheCaptainFatBelly i care

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

@@thunderleo100hunter3 no

[@ironbackplays7861]

*WAITES*

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Honestly kinda get the Miami thing