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Wall Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
"Something Wall Mart This Way Comes" S08
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EXT. JIM'S DRUG - DAY
The boys are walking down the street towards a drug store.
CARTMAN
Excuse me? Hello?! Can somebody tell me why we're going to Jim's Drug to buy Voltar Cards when Wall Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
KYLE
Dude, I can't deal with Wall Mart right now my parents had me there for three hours last night!
But when the boys get to the store front, Jim is closing and locking the door with a 'Out of Business Sign on the Front'.
JIM OF JIM'S DRUG
Oh sorry boys... I'm going out of business.
KYLE
Why Mr. Farkel?
JIM OF JIM'S DRUG
I can't compete with Wall Mart's low prices. Everyone is shopping THERE now, and I can't make ends meet...
As Jim continues, Cartman takes out a violin and starts to play with his eyes closed.
JIM OF JIM'S DRUG (CONT'D)
I've got to sell the store, and try to find another line of work.
Cartman goes up to a really high note.
KYLE
Cartman, STOP IT!
CARTMAN
What, I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle.
JIM OF JIM'S DRUG
I appreciate your business boys - but you'll have to try somewhere else in town.
Jim walks away crying.
JIM OF JIM'S DRUG (CONT'D)
(cries)
KYLE
See?! That sucks, dude.
CARTMAN
What, that's called PROGRESS, Kyle.
KYLE
Yeah but what about all the people getting laid off from the grocery stores and what about all the--
Cartman whips out his violin and starts playing again.
Kyle angrily grabs the violin from Cartman, breaks it in half and drops it to the ground.
Cartman stares down at his violin for a few seconds.
CARTMAN
Whatever, I can go get another one at Wall Mart. It was only five bucks.
Cartman sticks his middle finger in Kyle's face and walks away.
STAN
Come on, let's go to main street and support one of those stores.
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
The boys walk down the street, just outside of town. Suddenly they stop and look into camera.
KYLE
What the hell...?
REVERSE to a WIDE SHOT to show the perspective shot of South Park, except that it is a full blown Ghost Town.
INSERT - on one of the shops - looks like it has been abandoned for years with spider webs and creaking boards. A sign bangs in the wind against the door. CLOSED.
INSERT - Another shop - it's windows broken and boarded up.
INSERT - An old west style jail, with a handwritten CLOSED on it.
Back to a wide shot of the boys with the ghost town around them. A tumbleweed blows through frame.
The boys hear a noise like METAL SCRAPING. They jump a little and look to the distance where a shadow falls across the street.
In the distance, they see Butters (keep him small in frame) move like a rabid animal into the street.
BUTTERS
Gargghghg.... Grrrhghghgh....
STAN
Butters?
Butters raises his arms and hisses at the boys.
BUTTERS
Hrrhshssh!!!!
KYLE
Butters, what the hell are you doing?
BUTTERS
Wul, I'm just playin' monster. It's kinda spooky out here.
(playing again)
Hssssss!!! Garrshshghh!!!
STAN
Dude, we've got to show our parents what Wall Mart is doing to our town!
INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan's house is absolutely FILLED with groceries and items from Wall Mart. Stacks of toilet paper and paper towels. Plastic glasses and forks and knives. New lamps and camping equipment. Stan walks in with Kyle and Kenny behind him and is immediately covered by all the stacks of goods. He tries to work his way through.
STAN
Dad? Jesus Christ.... DAD?!
STAN'S DAD (V.O.)
Staaaaannn?
Stan finds his father propped up against a giant twelve pack of cereal boxes wrapped in plastic. He looks horribly sick with sores all over his face.
STAN
DAD! OH MY GOD!
STAN'S DAD
Staaaaan...
STAN
Wha- dad - ARE YOU DYING?!
STAN'S DAD
No, I'm just... really, really tired. I was shopping at Wall Mart all night.
STAN
But your face?!
STAN'S DAD
In the checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter.
Stan's dad holds up the packaging of the little glitter stickers with the three on his face obviously gone.
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
They were only ninety-nine cents for fifteen of them! I couldn't resist. Do you want one? Here...
He places a single sticker on Stan's cheek.
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
It's a little turtle. Ergghghg....
Stan's dad passes out.